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I MY NAME IS Ernie brown ANDI LIKE tutles, i wanted to be on rolling stones mag so i started devolping a talent so i started catching turtles, i learnt talent from my uncle. at age seven i caught a turle and at age 17 i caught my biggest tutle weighing 55 pounds, i called her The Loch Ness Turtle. i worked at a lumbing farm, dairy farm and construction site. the reason why i lost my teeth is because of a chainsaw incindent, i broke my jaw in car crash and explosion. my wife leftme becuase i had no teeh, she said 'I’m not being married any longer to a guy that’s got no teeth.' I didn’t take her seriously, but evidently she was serious. Debbie has custody of my two children, my daughters Courtney and Megan, and i maintains a cordial relationship with them.On the same day that my wife left me, my house was robbed of all my money and my arrowhead collection. Later that day, i began a six-month, self-imposed exile in the woods near my home. "Everyone thought I died in a pond catching turtle

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This group is for people who worship turtleman, and nothing but turtleman, turtle man is greater then you and he is the the best if you disagree you will...

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turtleman101 Creator
turtleman101 Feb 18 2013, 2:12am says:

reason why everbody votes me down is because i'm a pedophile,a pedophile chasing down a dream

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Gumwars850
Gumwars850 Jan 22 2013, 6:57pm says:

turtle man why does everyone vote you down? I dont see how you're not rich from your tv show on animal planet and ik your not the real guy but i see you like turtle man alot

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turtleman101 Creator
turtleman101 Dec 28 2012, 8:13pm buried:

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rickrolling, live action

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HeadClot
HeadClot Dec 27 2012, 10:04pm says:

Me after reading your bio...

Youtube.com

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turtleman101 Creator
turtleman101 Dec 28 2012, 1:02am buried:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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turtleman101 Creator
turtleman101 Dec 28 2012, 12:56am buried:

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what your talking about ******,

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Lord_Kane
Lord_Kane Dec 27 2012, 10:07pm replied:

^ this

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turtleman101 Creator
turtleman101 Dec 28 2012, 12:10am buried:

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I love.... LOVE moist towelettes! They feel so GLORIOUS on my sweet ***!

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turtleman101 Creator
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 5:15am buried:

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I've got a fish in the oven, if anyone's interested.

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jesus11
jesus11 Dec 23 2012, 2:21pm says:

You are the dumbest and biggest *** that indiedb has ever seen.

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turtleman101 Creator
turtleman101 Dec 23 2012, 9:39pm replied:

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

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