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Speak your mind, rant about games, mods and the development scene, it's simple and who knows maybe someone will read it and agree. It will feel right!

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RobertSteele Sep 24 2010 says:

Ey, buddy-o, I need some help with the sawn-off shotgun, think you can help? You seem to be a script-editing wizard (Pun not intended).

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RobertSteele Sep 24 2010 replied:

Ripping the specifics straight from my Lurk post:

"So...Can anyone tell me what variables to alter to give the sawn-off more damage, slightly more accuracy, and fit it for the secondary slot?

So I can take it as a secondary weapon (And possibly not be punished for it) when I go out sniping?

I've already modded it to have cam relax, but it still can't kill a bandit with a point-blank upper chest shot, so the damage needs to be increased, an a little less spread would be nice. Also, I've always had a thing about using a sawn-off as a sidearm with sniper-types.
Why do you think I love the Ranger in MW2?
Akimbo be damned, REAL men use FMJ.

Also, is it possible to set it up to have a different "fire mode", like swapping from full-auto to semi-auto with an assault rifle, that makes it fire both barrels at once?"

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RobertSteele Sep 24 2010 replied:

Okay. I got the damage, and the accuracy, through comparing stats with the Toz over 'n' under.

Still going to need you to help for the double-barrel fire (If even possible), and setting it as secondary.

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.Clash Jun 1 2010 says:

Well my delicious-feeling hulk of lickability, I would first like to mention that it is indeed quite an honor for you to create a moddb account just to turn yourself into a wizard and therefore be able to "Tim-the-Wizard-Approve" my insightful and constructive posts. This clearly shows me that your ***** is much larger than that of an average adult gorilla, so I congratulate you for that.

If I am wrong and you made an account here for other reasons, please disregard any previous or future compliments.

So, my fine bro, my stories come from a mental reaction that occurs when extensive amounts of LSD are consumed along with 120 kilograms of cocaine. The cocaine must be quickly cosumed before the LSD wears off, or else I will not go into the stage that I like to call "F*cking High". All I can really do in this state is say "Duuuude..." and "Woaaaahhh....maaaannnn...uhhhhhh..".

That's it for step one. Now, to get to the state I like to call "REALLY F*CKING HIGH", I first must be exposed to bright, flashing, colorful lights. I have 8 disco balls installed in my basement for this. At this point I have around 45 seconds before I have what I like to call a "Butter Breakdown", where I will attempt to shave my *** and balls with a pound of butter(used as shaving cream) and a butter knife(used as a razor), and when that happens I usually end up in a hostpital the next 7 months(usual coma duration).

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.Clash Jun 1 2010 says:

Anyways, to avoid a Butter Breakdown, I preform a procedure I call a "Liftoff". The Liftoff is when you have an ****** while chugging down a mixture of Scotch, Gin and semen(I will explain where I get this later). I have a machine I call a "Shuttle" that holds the bottle(or whatever the hell I'm drinking it out of) in place, and flips through my favorite porn sites on my computer.

Now back to the semen. 4 years ago, I would just steal some from my local sperm bank, and just add it to the mix. But one day I went there to get some while I was already REALLY F*CKING HIGH, and I stayed there all night(until the janitor saw me and called the cops) slathering semen all over my naked body and licking it off. Ever since then cops watch and follow me whenever I leave my house. Now, in order to get the semen ino the mix, I have to actually get my OWN semen into my mouth when I *********. But not much, because as soon as that formula gets down my throat, the liftoff is complete. I am now IN ORBIT.

The amount of *** in my nuts determines how long this lasts, as the ****** I have in the liftoff procedure DOESN'T STOP UNTIL I RUN OUT. Fortunate for me, the *********** slows down about 90% once I have reached this state(Or maybe time itself, I dunno). So here I am, in a constant ******. ***. EVERYWHERE. I will often start to dance and sing, and, well, go on the internet and porninate and troll at the same time. Then I get up, run outside, and "Leave the Universe".

What happens in this state? I don't know. All I know is, I'm out in public somewhere. Usually, I wake up somewhere totally different from last time. Once, I woke up in my mother's house with my ***** pierced through my dogs skull. I'll never forget ButterBottom...

Well, that's all I really have to say about my "Adventures". I'm proud to have been approved by such a legendary Wizard. So legendary, that Moddb thinks he became a Wizard... well, yesterday now.

I wish you an intense, raging ******.

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