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Mod Review on Mar 15th, 2014

Update: And after rating this a 1, the author added me and had this to say:

11:34 PM - Zealot: What do you want?
11:34 PM - michael: i finally got your ****** 2002 weapon pack
11:34 PM - michael: put it in your ***
11:34 PM - Zealot: Congrats
11:34 PM - michael: and now i will upload it to moddb
11:35 PM - Zealot: I'm not actually the one who made it
11:34 PM - michael: i dont give a ****
11:35 PM - Zealot: Can you tell me why you went to me about it?
11:35 PM - michael: because this ******* zemlinsky is offline so i wasnt able to bitch on him

C&C4: Tiberian Twilight
1 Review

Game Review on Nov 12th, 2013 - 2 people agree

Tell me Electronic Arts, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not.

Project: M.L.P
1 Review

Mod Review on Jul 27th, 2013 - 9 people agree 5 people don't
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Get this stupid neckbeard **** off of ModDB.

Biohazard (Half-Life Mod)
1 Review

Mod Review on Jun 12th, 2013 - 3 people agree 1 person doesn't
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Bland, boring, generic, and very uninteresting.

FakeFactory Cinematic Mod
1 Review

Mod Review on Feb 18th, 2013 - 7 people agree 6 people don't

This ought to be renamed "Fakefactory's Pornographic Mod" because that is exactly what this is. The dirty 40something year old man who made this seems to have a peculiar obsession with Alyx and Adriana Lima, as with every iteration of this mod Alyx is turned even sluttier than in the previous version, and is guaranteed to have the face of Lima to complete the sluttiness. And not only was Alyx affected, Mossman and the female citizens/rebels also were "enhanced" by Fakefactory's definition. They have all been turned into some kind of street tramps. Basically, all of the women in this mod look like they were designed by a socially awkward 14 year old with a hormone-infested mind. And the male characters don't look much better either. They all had ****** "enhancements" that make them all look extremely out of place with the Half-Life 2 universe, and some of them look completely retarded. Also, this mod adds ironsights, possibly to cater to the COD fanboys who don't turn away from HL2 the second they see it. Why don't more people realize that ironsights are cliche as **** and done to death? Basically the only redeeming value of this mod is that the mapping is very well-done, and it must have taken a while to get the maps back in working condition after decompiling them; but even then, the god awful character models in the "full experience" completely nullify anything good that this mod has to offer.

Necropolis
1 Review

Mod Review on Jan 16th, 2013

There is literally nothing here, why post it if you don't have anything to show?

Zombie Master Black Edition
1 Review

Mod Review on Nov 17th, 2012 - 4 people agree 2 people don't

This is an insult to the original ZM.

Portal: Vocaloid Edition
1 Review

Mod Review on Oct 22nd, 2012 - 1 person agrees 1 person doesn't

Retarded weeaboo ****.

Heart of Evil: Napalm Edition
1 Review

Mod Review on Aug 28th, 2012 - 4 people agree

An attempt at improving a good mod gone horribly, horribly wrong. Buggy as hell 1/10 would not play again.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
1 Review

Game Review on Aug 27th, 2012 - 2 people agree
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The only thing even remotely good about this recycled content extravaganza is ******* people off by killing them with explosive weapons.

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