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A REVIEW!

[Crowd]: Oh please noooo...

What am I reviewing today? That would be the SWBF3B, otherwise known as the Star Wars Battlefront (no. 3 technically, but EA actually just wanted the title for its glory, nostalgia factor, and above all, FAN SERV... Er, money, not because they were genuinely making a third instalment) Beta (that's said BEE-TA).

Let me open with an illustriously generic opening banner:


THE GOOD aka "THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE" :


The first thing that will slap you round the ears with a wet jandal are the graphics, they are beautiful, and without a doubt this is the best we've ever seen the Frostbite engine, this isn't really saying much because I never was particularly impressed by the Frostbite engine, specifically Frostbite 3.Uh Oh. Anyway, kudos to DICE, they managed to regain control of their engine after their miserable failure of a game that was Battlefield 4 (to say nothing of Visceral's Battle$ Hardlol that was about as innovative as a rock in the middle of a desert full of rocks).

The sound; it's literally having John Williams directing the London Symphony Orchestra inside your room with Ben Burtt and crew playing all those classic Star Wars sound effects, altogether, at the same time. It's incredible, but if DICE had somehow managed to screw this up it could have kissed its dally into the Star Wars Universe goodbye, so it's to be expected.

THE GUNS: They go pew pew, kill things, and feel generally all round fantastic. If you get those reload cooldowns on time you can be all gangsta and shit... I don't know. Interesting design choice not having ammunition, but I think it works well enough, as it was a grey area anyway.

THE THERMAL IMPLODER: This guy gets a seat right here because that noise is straight out of heaven (or hell, whatever you find more macho). 10/10


THE NEUTRAL aka "HE'S NO GOOD TO ME DEAD" :


GAMEPLAY: This is where it counts folks (as we all know, because we are well versed in this sort of thing) the be-all-end-all of a game.

Walker Assault: It's unique, and it's not Conquest, that's a +1 in my book. The dynamic back and forth gameplay makes for a fluid fast moving battle, with opportunities for epic flanking manoeuvres, periodic spawn rape, and zero opportunity for casual recon bushmonsters to camp and snipe for the entire match (although there was no dedicated sniper rifle in the Beta, players still tried and failed with the Cyclic Rifle card). The problem is that the mode is massively unbalanced BOTH ways. How does that work I hear you ask? Well when playing the Empire it becomes Walker ASSault, you will stomp the Rebels the majority of the time, but there are the few times that the Rebels win and it sows the seed of doubt in your mind, is all this Imperial Splendour simply a ruse? Yes, and no. This is where there are some very strange balancing issues going on. When one side begins to win, you stomp the other side 6 meters under. I couldn't tell you exactly why, as I think it is a combination of things, but I'll give it my best shot. The Rebels only have to take out the walker on the right hand side (Bob) (when playing Rebels) to insta-win, how? Orbital Strike. Then essentially kick back and relax and wait for dat Snowspeeder mini-game at the end of the match to take out poor Fred on the left. So it really takes the very smallest amount of T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K to actually win as Scum. The same goes for when playing the Mighty Skrub Killing Empire, just even less so.

Drop Zone: It's TDM/King of the Hill, it's fun with jetpacks, and good for casual play (meaning if you have any practice in an FPS at all you will dominate the skrubs who play with a 60 degree FOV in first person perspective and don't know how to sprint). Otherwise, it's same sameness done alright, neither good nor bad, but in the long run it'll quite possibly turn painfully average.

That Co-op Mo... no wait this belongs under the bad...

Those starfighters... Well they conform with all the normal pros already detailed. They look great, sound great, and when you hit that internal view button you sit there going "WHY THE HELL ARE THERE NO SPACE BATTLES?!" They also scream (literally in the case of the TIE) through the air at Mach One, which makes a lovely change from Battlefield's hand-holding. The flight controls are abysmal, really abysmal. It's like you're permanently stuck in safety mode, in reality I imagine it's like not being allowed to exceed your G-limiter or maximum angle of attack. In saying that I managed to vaguely get the hang of the TIE Fighter, which is by far the most superior anti-infantry starfighter in the Beta, simply because the cannon spacing actually allows you to hit small targets. Yep, these super advanced starfighters don't even have targeting assistance that regulates round dispersion at different ranges, meaning that the classic X-Wing can't hit stuff all when strafing ground targets simply because its cannon spacing is to far apart. Seems legit. The Snowspeeder is awful, I don't even know what you're supposed to do with it other than rope those AT-ATs in that really fun mini-game at the end of the match (sarcasms). The spawns also allow enemies to destroy you right off the bat before you even get control of your damn spacecraft. Small issue...

Dat AT-ST doe: This guy deserves his own category. "Chicken Walker!" Remember that? I do, Chicken wasn't so powerful back in those days, but he's come back with a vengeance. This guy can walk right up to the Rebel spawn at 50kmph, and just wreck. I mean really wreck, like why would you even bother playing Darth Vader wreck, like this is the ultimate power fantasy of every Star Wars fanboy ever since forever, wreck, like where are those stupid teddy bears from Endor when I need them, wreck. I'm talking 30-0 within 5 minutes of the match starting, no joke. But again, the balance issues, it really only take about four guys to concentrate on the AT-ST to take it down, especially with the Ion Ammo and Ion Grenade cards, along with every noob and his Cyclic Rifle which does an obscene amount of damage, also Scum only have to use their damn turrets which are scattered everywhere, seriously, use your damn turrets Scum. I'm no balancer, but I can say they nailed the "realism" so to speak of an AT-ST, but the moment they nerf it I feel like that magic will be lost, and the moment they buff anything else to counter it, it'll become utterly mediocre. Their job, not mine.

The Heroes: They're okay. Remember, nothing can stop Darth Vader's lightsaber.


THE BAD aka "YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE" :


That Co-op mode: Highlights how this game is not wanting to be Battlefront, but is forced to be. It's alright, but all it does is overwhelmingly highlight the fact that there is no campaign.

WHY DID YOU CALL IT BATTLEFRONT EA?! Was it really necessary? This is an okay game, not great, but not terrible which is really an improvement for you! But just imagine the amount of flak this whole thing could of avoided if it'd gone with a different IP. Call it Battlefield: Star Wars, okay maybe too close, Star Wars: Invasion, Star Wars: Casual, Star Wars: I Have An Identity, I don't know what your PR or advertisement team does but they seriously suck. I could tell you right now that you would have made around about the exact same number of sales calling the game something else. WE'RE NOT STUPID. If it's good we will buy it, if it's bad we won't, if it's average it can go either way, but if it's average AND people see you as riding on the name of a classic franchise simply for profit? It will do nothing but hurt your bottom line. Because of greed, you killed this game's identity before it was even born, your Battlefront knows what it wants to be, which is a serious strength in a game today, but it isn't a Battlefront.

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OminousSpudd Creator
OminousSpudd

Kia kaha France, we share your pain.
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TypicalRussianIvan
TypicalRussianIvan

Just as always
The whole **** was started by retards in the government and innocent people pay for it.

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3rdShockArmy
3rdShockArmy

I agree with you guys, but don't you think that there is truly a semi-fascist attitude
towards all those people killed in
the countless wars and aggression
committed by the great powers, but
no-one gives a damn. Why is a
Lebanese, Syrian, Libyan, Iraqi, Russian or
Yugoslav/Serbian life of lesser
meaning than a French or British or
an American? I'm truly sorry for what
happened in Paris and I offer my
sincere condolences to the French
people, but I don't find this so
shocking as it is disturbing. It is the greedy and corrupt politicians from those world
powers who deserve to be punished
for their crimes, not the ordinary
people. That is the prime crime of
those monsters and what they did in
Paris. They are unworthy of the lead
used in making bullets for their
skulls, but what I dislike is all that
populist fuzz, because it's downright
disgusting to pretend like it never
happened somewhere else.

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nasorog
nasorog

absolutely agree.

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TypicalRussianIvan
TypicalRussianIvan

Well, actually, many people, including me, would agree with you. I'm actually sorry for the families who lost their loved ones. But I'm not sorry about what happened and I don't feel sorry for France at all, tbh. France was one of the countries to start it all by leading the coalition in Lybia back in 2011. Now they are getting back what they have raised. I can't say that innocent people deserved to die, but I surely can say that it was expected. Maybe I'm a monster, but I don't find 160 victims so terrible anymore. Look at Syria, tens of thousands of civilians are dying here because of the western democratic ambitions(including France) and did they get a single word of regret, a single word of repentance by western government? No, no one cares just because "there is always war in middle east". That's an explanation for them. So, to be honest, we should be sorry for those poor people, but nothing more than that. All these media moves with French flags on avatars are hypocritical and disgusting.

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3rdShockArmy
3rdShockArmy

Sorry, accidentally downvoted you.
Yes, it's true that the those world powers made all this happen, but I'm still sorry for those innocent people. If it was some politician that got killed, I wouldn't be sorry at all.

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OminousSpudd Creator
OminousSpudd

Yep, absolutely agree, I was going to delete the comment and repost it with Russia and Lebanon included, but you guys were too quick.

Again, the media and people's reactions to the event has managed to disgust me. Little socialites changing their Facebook profile pictures, saying vacuous statements... While forgetting that the very reason France suffers is only due to the suffering they have inflicted. Don't get me wrong, screw ISIS, but when you see news bites back in 2012 detailing how France has pledged heavy weapons support to Syrian "rebels", how they join a coalition air campaign against the legitimate authourity in Libya, turning the nation into a failed state, and now the biggest supplier of arms in the Mid-East...

This whole mess sickens me... The Western Press response to the Russian airline disaster, the almost nonexistent coverage of the Beirut bombings. I mean screw those guys am I right?

When expressing condolences for a catastrophe now simply reflects arrogance and ignorance...

Dammmit all.

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3rdShockArmy
3rdShockArmy

Don't get me wrong. My comment wasn't meant for you. I agree with what you wrote. Innocent people like you or me were killed and that's just horrible, but why all this. French flags on my profile? No, thank you. MSM is insulting the victims with this populist BS. They'll just turn the whole tragedy into a French version of 9/11.
I wonder how the "French free press", specifically the self-designated artists and caricaturists will react. Will there be any ridiculing or pornographic drawings? Will they be so "liberal" (read, mentally disturbed) about it?

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OminousSpudd Creator
OminousSpudd

I think this is exactly the thoughts behind the media campaign currently, create some sort of French 9/11... I don't know, these things are always twisted to suit an agenda by the fat cats holding the strings. What will it be? "Oh they were Syrian jihadis, that came from Syria because of the conflict there, and the conflict is there because of Assad, so we must remove Assad."

Europe is coming apart at the seams, they need to wake up before it's too late. Stop throwing resources at a phantom Russian threat, stop acting on behalf of some Empire that exists an entire ocean away, and actually work with their strongest neighbor in the region. The Middle East is literally at boiling point, murder Assad and you can say goodbye to Europe.

This article sums up how Charlie Hebdo must respond: Russia-insider.com

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3rdShockArmy
3rdShockArmy

Great article. I've actually spent the whole night reading through RI.

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TypicalRussianIvan
TypicalRussianIvan

So you can't do stomp-stomp with AT-AT in new Battlefront?

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TypicalRussianIvan
TypicalRussianIvan

It would be better if they made a Battlefield: Warhammer. It would be better than this "Spacemarine" Gears of War ripoff. You know, in a typical manner of battlefield. We could run around shooting heresy with heavy bolters and ride a yobaniy Baneblade.

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OminousSpudd Creator
OminousSpudd

That sounds fun I have to admit.

As for no stomp stomp with the AT-AT, I wouldn't be so sure: Youtube.com

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TypicalRussianIvan
TypicalRussianIvan

But was it player controlled?

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OminousSpudd Creator
OminousSpudd

Nah, I knew what you meant at that first comment. It isn't player controlled at all in terms of direction.

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TypicalRussianIvan
TypicalRussianIvan

That sucks. I really love games which let you control everything no matter how large the object is. AFF is one of them.

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