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Posted by OminousSpudd on Jan 1st, 2014

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And I went unto the Warmists and said Fear Not! For the CO2 is logarithmic and the T varies with the 4th root of P and that is the Physics.

And They mocked me and said Have you not seen the Tree Rings?

What hath Tree Rings to do with the Physics I asked of them. And they said if I did not know I was a
fool.

And so I came to look upon the Tree Rings and they were false. For they did not foretell the
instrumental record for near half its course, and this the Warmists tried to Hide. And when it came to pass that only a Single Tree spoke of what they said, I said again, Fear Not, for CO2 is logarithmic and T varies with the 4th root of P and that is the Physics.

And they mocked me and said that the seas would rise up with increasing fury.

What hath Sea Level Rise to do with the Physics I asked of them. And they said if I did not know I was a fool.

And so I came to look upon the Sea Level Rise and lo it was steady over the course of the data. Why
has one among you purchased at much cost a monstrous house next to the Sea you say will rise up I asked. Have you, like me, understood that CO2 is logarithmic and T varies with the 4th root of P and that is the Physics? And they mocked me and said that the ice was melting and this was a harbinger of
doom.

What hath ice melting at one tiny part of the world to do with the Physics I asked of them. And they said if I did not know I was a fool. And so I came to look upon the Sea Ice and lo, while that of the North was Melting, that of the South was Growing. And as I said this unto Them, lo, the North began to grow also. You who have proclaimed the far reaches of the earth the only safe haven from the
coming Heat have no emigrated to those lands, nor procured property there, do you, as I, Fear Not for CO2 is logarithmic and T varies with the 4th root of P and that is the Physics?

Thunderbolts and Lightning! Very Very Frightening! The droughts and the hurricanes shall smite
us!

What hath droughts and hurricanes to do with the Physics as asked of them, hopeless now because I
already knew it was I who was the fool.

And so I came to look upon the droughts and found them unchanged. And I looked upon the hurricanes and found them to be in decline. And I said again Fear Not for the CO2 is
logarithmic and they interrupted me and mocked me.

You are a fool they said, for you are not a climate scientist, and so you do not understand. And I said
unto them, Other than the collecting of the Data from Trees and Satellites and other such complex tasks, what skills beyond first year physics and statistics are required to analyse Them? And they Refused to Answer and the Anth_ny did Ban them until such time as they should Answer and then they became Abusive and the Anth_ny banned them forever.

But still others took up the Cause and said Lo, the Heat is hiding in places where we cannot see it, and it shall someday spring forth upon us and smite us.

And I could not look upon those places where none could see and so I asked how this springing forth could happen, by what mechanism of Physics could this occur?

And for this They have no Answer.

Fear Not I said, for Co2 is logarithmic and T varies with the 4th root of P and that is the Physics.

And they spoke among themselves and said we must find a new means by which to prophecy doom. We shall search and search for such a means, but under no circumstance will we discuss
the Physics.

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