♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫

What the f*ck are you expecting? joined

I don't think there'll be a lot of stuff there, but who knows? For now, nothing here. I'm just a musician, what more to say? You're not gone? Get'off now!

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мιĸυ
мιĸυ

I just came randomly to give you pancakes and to say hi *Hands him a lot of pancakes*

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♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫ Creator
♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫

Pancakes! I can't resist!

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai

Are you that courageous when you're alone, hmmm. *evil smile*

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♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫ Creator
♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫

Allow me to show you where is the airlock? c:

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai

Oh silly. Only Protheans have access to that. I, on the other hand, have access to your personal parts.

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♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫ Creator
♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫

Beh... *slowly goes away*

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai

Oh, where do you think you're going, cutey! *outruns him and grabs his arms*

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♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫ Creator
♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫

Damn it! *takes his pager and calls Hell Knight*

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight

Hello! I'm here for the pizza! I heard it tastes a lot like vampires, specifically like a certain lesbian one. I guess I should toss it out the airlock, before it smells up my ship!

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♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫ Creator
♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫

Wait, she's lesbian? Then I have nothing to fear!

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai

You never let me have some fun! :'c

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight

Nah, she's bi-sexual, I just call her a lesbo.

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♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫ Creator
♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫

Fu--!

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♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫ Creator
♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫

Is she... Gone?

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai

Mother is yelling at me from the other room, because I'm not in bed yet... >.>

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♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫ Creator
♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫

At least, I won't be raped by a vampire... tonight...

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai

Oh, don't worry! I'll be back tomorrow! >:3

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♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫ Creator
♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫

That's the real problem. *gets a crucifix*

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