Forgotten Friend blog - iAmaNoob

Don't you hate it when an old friend don't remember you after 2 years?
Well that happened to me yesterday. It started when I was checking my friend list, and I found out that my friend, SonicBoltz, wasn't on my friend list anymore, and I wasn't in his Brony group also.

Thinking that it was a bug that can cause friends to be deleted from your friend list, I re-add SonicBoltz when he sent me a chat message through Steam. It got off from questions to... I don't know, something very messed up.

So here's how the chat went by:
SonicBoltz: Why did you add me?
iAmaNoob: Why did you unfriend me?
SonicBoltz: I DON'T KNOW YOU!
iAmaNoob: You added me 2 years ago!
SonicBoltz: WHERE DID WE MET?
iAmaNoob: On a TF2 server
SonicBoltz: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
iAmaNoob: PINKIE PIE!!!(note that my user name then was PINKIE PIE!!! in all caps and 3 !)
iAmaNoob: or a L4D2 server
SonicBoltz: There's a lot of Pinkie Pie
iAmaNoob: You invited me to your brony group!
iAmaNoob: SonicBoltz's Brony Group!
SonicBoltz: Nope, can't remember you.
iAmaNoob: Really?
SonicBoltz: Yup
SonicBoltz: Even if we were friends, you dont talk to me much.
iAmaNoob: I TALKED TO YOU ALL THE TIME!
SonicBoltz: Nope, I can't remember.

(There is a blank here as there are things deemed too offensive to be posted on Moddb)

iAmaNoob: OKAY
iAmaNoob: THEN!
iAmaNoob: BECAUSE
iAmaNoob: FUCK
iAmaNoob: YOU
iAmaNoob: TOO
iAmaNoob: FOR
iAmaNoob: NOT
SonicBoltz: L
SonicBoltz: O
SonicBoltz: L
iAmaNoob: REMEMBERING
iAmaNoob: ME!
SonicBoltz: LOL
SonicBoltz: L
SonicBoltz: O
SonicBoltz: L
SonicBoltz: REALLY?
SonicBoltz: BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH
iAmaNoob: T
iAmaNoob: R
iAmaNoob: O
iAmaNoob: L
iAmaNoob: L
iAmaNoob: I
iAmaNoob: N
iAmaNoob: G
iAmaNoob: BITCH!
iAmaNoob: AND
iAmaNoob: YOU
iAmaNoob: KNOW
iAmaNoob: WHAT?
iAmaNoob: YOU
iAmaNoob: SUCK
iAmaNoob: DICKS!
iAmaNoob: AND
iAmaNoob: FUCK
iAmaNoob: YOU
iAmaNoob: AND
iAmaNoob: YOUR
iAmaNoob: STUPID
iAmaNoob: BRONY
SonicBoltz: *hug*
iAmaNoob: GROUP
SonicBoltz: *hughughug*
SonicBoltz: I love you
iAmaNoob: /me pushes SonicBoltz away cause he's gay
iAmaNoob: FUCKING /ME DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE!
SonicBoltz: They removed it because of scammers
iAmaNoob: YOU THINK I KNOW THAT?
SonicBoltz: No not really..
SonicBoltz: But I still love you
iAmaNoob: I DON'T LOVE YOU
SonicBoltz: I love you so much
iAmaNoob: EWWWWW
iAmaNoob: I HATE YOU!
SonicBoltz: I am happy
SonicBoltz: To see you
SonicBoltz: *hug*
iAmaNoob: I WORSHIP LUNA-TIC NOW!
SonicBoltz: I remember you now
iAmaNoob: FUCK YOU
iAmaNoob: O RLY?
SonicBoltz: Yes sorta
iAmaNoob: O RLY?
SonicBoltz: Yeah C:
iAmaNoob: how?
SonicBoltz: I do remember a Pinkie now
SonicBoltz: One who made the CTF_badlands..?
iAmaNoob: yeah
iAmaNoob: and it's here
SonicBoltz: Alright
SonicBoltz: Now I fully remember you
SonicBoltz: I wanted to kiss you
iAmaNoob: Tfmaps.com
SonicBoltz: *kiss*
SonicBoltz: <3
iAmaNoob: nope
SonicBoltz: Sorry
iAmaNoob: well at least you remember me now
SonicBoltz: My female counterpart is taking over
iAmaNoob: what?
SonicBoltz: I act female at times
iAmaNoob: you have 2 form
iAmaNoob: a pony and a human form
SonicBoltz: Sorta
SonicBoltz: Human male
SonicBoltz: Female pony
iAmaNoob: This that that this, what's the difference?

(In the end he finally remembers me as the pony whom he added 2 years ago)