Sir Ten, Lord of the Earth, joined Dec 22, 2009

"Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught Hell for." "I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." "Courage is the most important of all virtues, because without it we can't practice any other virtue with consistency." "You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live." "Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it." (Heh heh xD). Avatar/Pic thingy made by Arcones. A few quotes, credit where credit is due, and... Well, nothing about me. Meh, never liked bios anyway. I'm too modest to list the great and awesome things I've done in life... xD.

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2 comments by Ten10dix on Apr 13th, 2012

I decided I would create a list of my favorite quotes, for various reasons which I shall not divulge even if you offer me a load of money. Note that I am not stopping you from offering me a load of money, so if you do wish to offer me a load of money, please, go ahead. It would be most welcome xD.

Quotes in French will stay French. Ha ha ha. Go look on Google xD.

Anyway, heres the list:

-If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? -Scott Adams

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. -Anon

Travailler dur n'a jamais tué personne, mais pourquoi prendre le risque? -Edgar Bergen

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. -André Gide

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -Douglas Adams

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -A. Whitney Brown

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

La facilité de parler est souvent l'impuissance de se taire.

Si tu fais le mal ...Fais le bien...Car le mal bien fait ....Fais bien moins mal !

Tous les ans, il y a de plus en plus de cons. Mais cette année, je crois que les cons de l'année prochaine sont déjà là.

Pourquoi contredire une femme ? Il est tellement plus simple d'attendre qu'elle change d'avis !

Un proverbe chinois dit que lorsqu'on a plus rien à dire, on cite généralement un proverbe chinois...

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery -Homer Simpson

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

The list will be updated when I feel like it. Bad day all xD.

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CrazyOldTeenager Mar 18 2013, 1:11am says:

What the heck, pal?

I see Jen has been keeping you busy.

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AK151 Mar 17 2013, 6:21pm says:

The bacon warrior continues to fight, the crispy bacon providing the only conceivable protection against the acorns. However, it begins to get overwhelmed, and the squirrels and penguins surge forward, leaping onto it and bringing it down. They claw at it as it continues to struggle, killing many more soldiers.

Eventually, the claws of the squirrels and penguins slice through the crispy bacon armor, but underneath they find solid pieces of metal. Engraved on them is "THE BACONATOR". The figure emits a beeping sound, followed by three words:

"You dun goof'd".

The soldiers realize the figure, The Baconator, is a mechanical robot only a second before the small fusion reactor powering it goes critical, detonating and creating an explosion akin to a large fission bomb, incinerating the soldiers and the house.

From a hill far away from the site of the explosion, AK laughs, watching through binoculars the unfolding spectacle.



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Ten10dix Creator
Ten10dix Mar 17 2013, 12:46pm says:


Somebody amuse me.

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Fallen Angel
Fallen Angel Mar 17 2013, 1:54pm replied:

Anything I could do? xD

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Ten10dix Creator
Ten10dix Mar 17 2013, 2:14pm replied:

*must think of something tactful*

Wait... *nods* Yep.

Hop around in circles shouting "ORANGE JUICE!" and wave your arms like a bird in an attempt to fly whilst being chased by a three legged blind puppy that thinks its a lion being chased by an aquaphobic beaver.


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Fallen Angel
Fallen Angel Mar 17 2013, 4:46pm replied:

Oo-kay... something wrong with the mind there? :O

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Ten10dix Creator
Ten10dix Mar 17 2013, 5:18pm replied:

Well, apart from obvious violation of animal right, I would think that would amuse anybody.

*shrugs* you asked for it. I'm known for my madness. And for my cupcakes. But more for my madness.

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Fallen Angel
Fallen Angel Mar 17 2013, 5:19pm replied:

*Hides in an undetectable spot.*

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Ten10dix Creator
Ten10dix Mar 17 2013, 5:28pm replied:

No spot is undetectable to me.

*appears beside Aigle*

Imah take all your penguins.

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Fallen Angel
Fallen Angel Mar 17 2013, 5:40pm replied:

Mon dieu lol, I didn't know that you're such a hilarious lad! xD

But the penguins are mine! You can't have them! :P

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Ten10dix Creator
Ten10dix Mar 17 2013, 5:51pm replied:

Hmm. We are presented with a dilemma.

I want the penguins. You don't want me to have the penguins.

I'll do what I normally do when faced with such a problem.

*slaps Aigle with a loaf of bread*

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Fallen Angel
Fallen Angel Mar 17 2013, 6:05pm replied:

How rude! *Slaps dix off with a dead fish.* (It's no big fish, no worries. :P)

*Aigle then runs off away from the site of the rather dreaded "dilemma" with the poor, poor penguins.*

Catch you later!

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