Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Stuck in a computer.
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Beep boop, son. Beep boop.
I thought that soldier was Bar-- I mean you know who.
By the way, how did they got stuck in a computer?
The soldier IS the you know who. And they got stuck in, because the you know who soldier died several times like a Barney (hint, hint), and then the Vorcha got mad and said "YAAARGGHH", then the Volus farted. To escape the fart, the Geth transported them into YOUR crappy PC by mistake! God be with them...
Well, they only have to blame Barney for this. It's his fault and always will be. So many people are Barney right now. (We know who are they xD)
The squad sure has grown since the last picture. But why is there a Cerberus soldier and a Collector in the team?
Some Dragoons (Phoenix Soldiers) turned against Cerberus and joined the Alliance. And the Collector is Javik's grandfather.
Oh my... Grandpa, what have they done to you...
Well, at least he's alive.
That duel-wielding goddamn Volus!