Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Javik's heisting ideas!
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Javik: ''So here's the plan. See that Japanese college over there? In there you will find a key for the big mansion, right next to the college. The mansion is filled with money, diamonds, rubies and a lot of other stuff. Be warned, though. Both the college and the mansion will be filled with anime vampires. Kill them all, and I will double your payday!''
Dallas: ''Let's get rich!''
Chains: ''Chains is ready to blow some vampire ass!''
Wolf: ''I'm ready!''
Hoxton: ''Let's do it!''
Captain Hell Knight: ''I'm hungry...''
Chains is a friggin' tank!
He IS the team's Enforcer, after all...
My ideas are the best ideas!
Also, Prothean payments are the best payments!
Damn right!
Do you honestly believe that some clown mask-wearing thiefs are gonna get the best of us?
I do... I mean just look at Chains and his arsenal of shotguns! o_O
Cheerleader, you obviously don't know the Payday crew. If they can take out Bulldozers, then they can take you out too.
Buh...
*sigh* Primitives...
What the hell...
Oh hello there, primitive. We were just about to play Twister. It involves me twisting your neck until it goes ''snap''. We were also going to play Snap, it has similar rules.
Ohohoho! YGO Abridged moments! 8)
Wasn't expecting Javik to watch anime...
Only the abridged series. They actually have comedy in them.
I see...
Wot... Who the **** is this tool...
Well, would you look at what the world has awoken from his eternal and gay slumber...
And who are you?
The name's Kai Leng! You anime vampires are a disgrace to Japan!
True that. But you're a disgrace to life for aiding the Illusive Man.
Do us a favor, you Japanese retards, and kill each other. Me and Hell Knight will just sit here and enjoy the view.
I've got hot dogs! :>
Mhmhmmhhmhmmhmhm!
Guh...
Allow me to make this more interesting! *loads the Simeon launcher*
Oh ****!
Crap...
Of course. They have guns and they look friendly!