If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Oh hey, what's up fatso?
Mancubus: ''Nothing, just ate a fat Martin-sized pizza, a Krasimir-sized hamburger, 1,000 kilograms of french fries, and DAMN IT I'M STILL HUNGRY!''
Holy fish! Well then go eat a chicken nut..
Mancubus: ''But Reiku isn't tasty, I'd prefer beans over her. Though the beans will make me fart and I will start flying like a retard. Screw it, I'll go eat some whales.''
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He wanted to make friends, so I gave him some rockets to play with.