I am larger than most tables.
Charity is great, but the TF2 community has enough elitists already. I don't think we should be rewarding them with hats anymore.
YES I ALWAYS WANTED THIS
What is it
**** I AM SO STOKED
IT LOOK AMAZEIG
Actually nice posing on Alyx.
This is outstanding.
Nobody said that.
I'm the DEVIL.
Whoa, how have you got no activity points.
Rapiest face ever.
Who even are you.
That was actually really funny.
Urgency is a no-go, not with menu music, and most certainly not with this track. This is just beautiful.
I think the problem with the HUD is it creeps up the side too much and hogs attention.
I love the lighting.
maxbun gonna die.
I say move the menu to the top-right. It'll look much nicer over an area with not much else going on.
Only impressive if you mined all the clay yourself.
That model is awesome.
I sorta thought TF2 images were supposed to go here.
That's one way to find your way back.
The reflection is superb.
Great work on this.
I must approach it.
This is great indeed.
The wood contrasts alot with the metal but other than that this looks just great.
This shot almost looks REAL.
That's an amazing model.
I'm in love with that iron sight.
The clouds are so moody.
Wow. This is a great sketch.
Yeah, you've got to sort out all that capping. Otherwise it was a great tutorial and at last someone makes one with pictures. That not only helps illustrate what you're actually doing so the reader is on the same page but the textures are just so damn nice to look at.
This area seems very open; even the outdoor areas in the original game were claustrophobic. I'm not complaining about the open-ness though, I very much prefer it.
Great to see more of this.
Very much looking forward to new media.
I am very much looking forward to this. I remember when all the old media would get me through my free time at tech some months ago. I don't get the disappointment with the reboot, it doesn't matter that it's not in Raccoon City. So long as it plays just as well as it would have and the environments are just as gorgeous I don't see the problem.
You live in the sky?
And it is. Huzzah!
Yes it looks great to those of us who live in the desert.
No amount of capital letters can even begin to...
Holy ****, fine work.
I love this comment.
Looks pretty good.
I think it's called an image.
Seriously guys, we're not even listening anymore. Until Gabe himself shows up at my door, gets down on one knee and assures me that Episode Three exists, EPISODE THREE DOES NOT EXIST.
You are the mostest person out of anybody.
I do not. I tend to avoid anything online these days, as I get terrible lag and that is why I suck so bad.
Even at offline games.
I feel like I should be getting something, I just don't get it.
I gotta say I'm astounded nobody's throwing their dicks at you for the simple act of being female. It happens so damn much elsewhere on the site.
... It's actually refreshing. Be my friend.
I dunno, look at Black Mesa.
**** move. GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK.
Some kind of disease. Something humourously similar, I don't know any relevant diseases.
I think Lil' Chew Chew would have been more suitable.
The effects make it a hell of a lot better, especially on the guy in the background.
Well that's... useful?
Heavy where is your Bison hat.
HOW MUCH PROFIT
Very well posed.
Fits surprisingly well.
He sure is a man named Nick.
Sums it up well.
Maybe he really couldn't wait to try out The Detonator.
I am in love with what I'm seeing.
Go see a doctor.
If ever a single image accurately reflected Francis' personality, I say it's this one.
But then the scene wouldn't look so epic. You never know who's taking pictures.
Simply because it's not an in-game shot. That is the only sort of image that should be here.
From what I understand, colour correction is a way of having the environment's colour change dynamically, like when stepping into different areas, it could be used to alter the mood of a scene and make it feel warm or cool for example. I don't know how good it is for messing around with yourself for screenshots though since we've got colour mod.
You bet I am.
Sometimes really well-done faceposing of the L4D models makes me totally cream myself.
This was one of those times.
You are funny and I love you.
I find this one to be justified. It's so different it's refreshing.
Not sure if trolling...
Marvellous job on the entrance area, really looking forward to that.
I trust we're going to have some form of echo or reverberation added to these?
LO-RES TEX HOLY ****. But I'm glad those are placeholders. That wood texture is quite nice.
The decal doesn't fit too well on the floor, I think there needs to be a good, obvious normal map on the floor material. Maybe that would better fit the logo against the surface.
Well we can't expect desks in a hallway. Depending on the purpose of this area, whether it's a place we should be expected to linger and look at things or it just connects actual important areas, I think that's how we need to determine whether an area should be densely or sparsely populated with props. It should be kept bare if the player isn't really meant to hang about.
JUS LIEK IN PAORTEL
I can't wait to see lava.
I read that as 'smeggy'.
I am so, so sorry.
You are like the best troll.
No Odessa your empty wine bottle is not a telephone.
That does make sense.
It's one of those images that feels like there's some deep, meaningful message.
Something about war.
LET'S HAVE ANOTHER WAR
From the image alone, I say great job.
Do it. Do it now.
Maybe he means the barrel the guy is sitting on.
It's hard to tell, I think he's crazy.
This... is art.
JESUS WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON
Heavy looks like he likes what he sees.
What we need is a security room from which we can see from the cameras' point of view. Probably catch a glimpse of some creepy event or area to come.
Totally looking forward to seeing this area myself.
Eat them all.
Fantastic work on the normal mapping.
I love you.
I NEGATIVE KARMA-D YOU BY ACCIDENT WHAT HAVE I DONE
Not bad and all but I don't think that belongs here. :/
I need to brush that man's facial hair.
Go play Fallout 3.
Pretty sure those guys are screwed.
In the pitch dark, with that texture pack. That is perfectly frightening.
I like the sound of 'don't let siblings near your stuff' alot better.
Nothing, you have no family or friends.
Real nice work on this.
Well that... that is not an effective way to get some rest at all.
I really do like the muzzle flash for some reason. The bloom and blur are great in this context as well, though it could do without that (oil painting?) effect on the back wall there. It sort of brings the top of the wall to attention.
I think it's poetry, in some fashion.
Nonetheless, that it was.
MAKE IT. MAKE IT NOW.
Heh, I expected as much.
I think I can rest my case.
Also maleluminara you failed to understand that I was in fact doing an impression of you. I'll remember not to give you so much credit next time, lest my next attempt once again sail over your head.
I ask you fine fellows the same question that nobody else involved in the attack upon myself has managed to answer. What is the definition of 'troll'?
I AM JONING IN WIT CALLIGN DIS GUY A TRLOL AM I POLPUAR YET GUIZE
Am I in heaven?
I think you should catalogue the HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE.
No, you suck.
Weird shark model.
Many things on the left.
Barney is ****** too.
Oh my God what.
He has the best expression.
She is the strangest lamp.
He'll just fall off.
Not too bad.
I was confused as to what I was looking at for a moment there. It needs more DoF.
Needs better planning than that.
Remove him immediately.
Not that good.
I agree. What.
I don't like Haxx's left leg.
That is the best face.
I think he deserves more than that.
The language to speak here is derp.
Oh you naughty child.
It's Goofy time.
Smile, everybody's ******.
Seriously, it's not.
Holy **** Kleiner is excited.
Floating cars for the win.
That would be because it is not a joke.
Beat him with the ladder.
You're so silly. I would have said Lamarr.
Well that was a strange thing to do.
I love that map.
No, it is not.
Nah I kid, this one did the job. You've done a great job on the pose.
I like this.
By downloading them.
They should be preparing people parts.
He's in no trouble at all.
Love those models.
Weird posing on the Sniper.
Heavy cried so hard he fell over.
Safe and sound.
Now that is awesome.
Effects are everything when there's not much to look at.
I can't even make sense of the Spy's body.
I still dunno, I DEMAND ANOTHER ANGLE.
Not a bad effort.
The cops hardly have any chance in a Combine-controlled city.
Because he looks like he's flying.
You should be in a home or something.
I bet he spelled it 'viola'. That'd be awesome.
No, Valve just doesn't care about you.
You just know Chuckles is going to get hit.
That is the best billboard.
Relaxing on the sidewalk.
Those boxes are about as great a cover as empty air.
Hate that explosion.
The entire game's script.
An awesome awesome movie.
Taking a break from sitting around in Flatgrass.
Yeah, you would.
I have got to admit you are two of the most stupidly fake-flirty internet lovers I have ever seen.
Is what the guy says.
Is why I always have the camera set up before anything else.
Cause he is.
Needs better face posing.
Those are some odd flowers.
Yes, rain and lightning please.
Got to love that map.
Well you sort of have to when they're lying about their age.
I have the shiniest clothes.
It's much better from this angle.
Actually looks pretty nice.
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He just needs to be posed better.
He must have been pretty damn determined to ram that pipe through his own chest. In the middle of a jump.
I don't like the lighting in this map.
Either Jack Krauser or Bryan Fury.
Demotivators. Let me explain the joke to you lol.
I don't even get it.
Looks nothing like a punch.
Wouldn't call it humourous.
How do you type.
Fail at recognising win.
IT'S SO BRIGHT, SO VIVID
Don't be so weird.
How can we make an accurate judgement on this when it's out of context?
If you see this you know what a ***** looks like.
When there's no scenery you REALLY do need to fall back on effects.
Not big surprise.
Guy in the second panel is posed a little randomly.
Mah profile header don't very much like yer own. >:/
Pretty nice shot.
I don't think it matters that Lamarr's been debeaked. It's Gmod. Hell, even Francis could jump on Gordon's head and turn him into a zombie.
Nice and moody.
It's telling you to go jump out a window.
What is this.
I think the sobel hurts this one.
They didn't say it was a mod.
Pretty good work.
Not bad work.
LOL YOU JUST WANNA FAP
Looks really great.
He's not hidden very well.
They are lazy zombies.
He always could.
I want colour.
Zoom blur zoom blur zoom blur.
Doom 3 can't hear you it is a computer game.
Because you are grate.
Not bad at all.
He's totally legit.
Pretty well done scene.
Now it's even funnier.
What AUG_DUDE said.
Is it me or was that joke NEVER funny?
Honestly, change the music. It's actually embarrassing.
No pics no dicks.
Like one is any better than the other. There are 'first'-ers all over the place here.
Something stupid I bet.
Aw damn I want snow like that all year round.
Holy crap there's an end to this gallery.
Some fail to get basic jokes.
Silly cat, use the handle.
So, what, eight hours of standing around going 'gee, this sure is a murder scene we got here'?
Why is it a demotivator when the joke is IN THE PICTURE?
Can't remember which it was, maybe Rock, Paper, Shotgun, but one news site claimed the tools to be the same ones Valve used. Very off topic but I'm sick of all the fabricated news these days.
Maybe depends on whether that would make sense in this context.
Just plain awesome.
Hope there's chocolate in them.
Nice posing, I'm just sick of seeing that explosion in everything.
Posing is really good actually.
Your comment could have been used to explain to him what he was missing. :/
And he likes to stand on rocks.
Except it doesn't look quite this good in real life.
Google is your frie- hang on, that doesn't work here.
Wondering if you even know who Alyx is.
Always needs a good kick up the ***.
Pretty well done.
Looks really good.
All I could make out was "I does not make sense".
I want it.
Well that's odd.
I say give him a break.
Give us pictures.
Looks alright to me the way it is.
I wouldn't leave this room, ever.
Yay for Portal texture.
That is some superb lighting.
The posing's great apart from the middle guy's left leg. I'd overlook it but it's just so... liable to get a cramp.
The audio in the background map needs fixed.
But she is showing her face.
The lighting is nice in this one.
It should have been made more obvious that the player can demolish the stall doors with the crowbar. That was more than a little counter-intuitive.
A Creeper can even hide in a photo of a Creeper.
It's pretty intriguing to see how things have come along in this way.
Now do the rest of the body.
Awesome textures as always.
Yay for bloom.
Hope it's nice and actiony here, the red lighting makes it feel intense.
Don't you mean bumpmapping and specular?
Makes me wish Source SDK wasn't treated as a game in this way.
I love you guys.
You're an inspiration.
Sure gets the ominous atmosphere across.
So few touchscreens have ever CALLED me to touch in such a way.
This is a stunning treat for the eyes.
Amazing crate models.
Indeed that's how it happens.
You need to get laid.
Haha are you serious.
This is where VitorHunter12 would question your intellect.
The lighting is great in these ones.
Some more displacements and it'll look amazing.
I want to play this just for all the blue.
It's not fire.
No, see in the city, the place was lousy with AR3s.
Minecraft needs bloom.
I think he's trying to help.
He gonna get a boot up his ***.
I think that was everyone.
Violence is good but blood is just blood. Getting all over everything and making everybody miserable.
Marker needs to be brought into focus.
Yeah, depth of field could have done wonders for this.
Is that plain posing? If so it is exceptionally well done.
Bit of a bland location.
I think HDR is the best thing to ever happen to Source.
I love when lighting is done right like it is here.
Welcome to the internet.
That is some gorgeous carpet.
I'd buy it.
I find marble looks better with more contrast. That and specular and I'm sold.
The fog does alot for this.
Real good effort.
I'd like to see colour correction everywhere, HDR, and specular and self-shadowing bump maps on outside surfaces, particularly the ground.
I say this is the way to go.
This is Canada. We only have one road.
Needs lightmapping and at least one window somewhere for a believable source of light.
You're a funny man.
No picture is complete without some bugger dangling from his neck.
My comment is nothing.
Don't forget it's the community that makes memes.
Except when they're eating grass.
Bazooka makes rebel do bad poses.
I'd go there.
I saw this happen once. Well, I say 'saw', but what I mean is 'lost my boat in a crash against an invisible shore'.
Best clouds ever.
And it does so well.
My thoughts exactly.
Great mapping work on this.
You weren't using it anyway.
HAHA because emos don't smile. You are the laugh.
Should be a real gameplay function rather than a command.
You should be.
It's a bus. Bus drivers don't give a ****.
Someone mentions FEAR and gets thumbed up. Someone else mentions Left 4 Dead and gets raped.
Try and take it off him.
You really butchered that quote to be honest.
Obligatory lustful comment.
Due to Notch's increasingly time-consuming duties, every now and then he overlooks a chunk of the universe he has not yet brought into existence. This is one instance of this phenomenon being observed by a mortal and in all cases, just a glimpse into the empty void completely destroys the observer's mind.
This should be on the website. This is what I want to show to people who ask what it's all about.
I can't wait to see the new client.
Making this a motivational ruined the whole joke for me.
We need pictures.
Or, you know, they just don't like it.
Beer and rock concerts.
More than just five.
'Coach killed Charger'
The biggest fail was the guy playing Coach trying to type words.
Very similar to the cemetery at the end of Manhunt 2.
It looks pretty.
Minecraft is like an unborn fetus. It's hard to say what exactly would make it considered an actual full-blown game. I know I'm not the only one to think it's passed that stage already.
The Creeper's a bit too close to be very funny, I think.
And so he fought all the way to the top of the mountain, with nothing but a pocket full of sand, and a dream... to fly.
The models here are all really well done.
It's great to see how dedicated Notch really is. I just wish SMP updates were SSP updates as well.
I've read his comment multiple times over, and nowhere did I see the words 'there is only one English accent, by the way'.
You both have the right idea.
I'm feeling free. Here's my comment.
First the news about Killing Floor/TF2, and now all this. This is a great day.
This is just awesome, it's a great demonstration of what Minecraft is all about.
Methinks it needs some AA.
There's also a mod that makes leaves drop apples.
Looks alright to me.
At least one of them will get through.
Wow. What are you even talking about.
When the others let him out of the respawn closet.
Doesn't really suit.
That is a valid question.
Looks like a good job.
Such a simple solution with such amazing results. Even for a WIP it looks pretty damn good enough to be in a retail game.
There have got to be hundreds of games that use a system that's in any way similar to this. Frankly it's amusing that CoD would spring to mind first.
I actually want to see how the Infected react to Grigori's rotating blade trap.
I wish reality was this shiny.
The Scout'll be fine if he can get onto the roof.
I'm never satisfied keeping up to date with Minecraft only once!
I think BoSchitt is standing on the wrong side for physics to have worked out like that.
The poles would be craftable torches if we had 9x9 crafting grids.
It looks griefed.
Great way to find more, er... coal... nevermind.
I reckon he's just that damn good.
Isn't that just desert and grassy desert? Still a nice flat stretch though.
Gather all those cacti and create an epic farm.
I'd rather play Minecraft.
I am getting that quite frequently. I recently found a floating clump of dirt in the shape of a Tetris block and was suitably amused.
That's stunning, and to think it happened naturally.
That looks awesome.
"Way to go, sluggah!"
Nothing I could say could even begin to put the sheer enormity of great things going on here into perspective.
It's so bizarre. I love it.
The effort put into these sure shows.
Hours in the human world are but moments in Notch's.
Put it in a bucket.
Personally it's all about the single player. No single player experience has ever felt so rewarding.
No matter WHAT drops off this guy, I'm not putting it in my mouth.
I dunno about the models but the preview image is hilarious.
Hunter just wants some of that cola. Somebody teach Nick to share. :(
When glass is all that separates me from molten rock, I'm not exactly in the mood for books.
The Minecrafter is looking proud.
Jesus, people think of everything. Well done.
I always knew he only pretended to be overpowered when the Metros caught him in City 17.
This I like.
I would totally buy random shapes and necklaces from a cart this awesome.
It's all so well-detailed, you really do a damn fine job of making a simple enclosed space to be gotten through so much more than that.
This was one of the best games I ever had the pleasure of owning.
That just looks awesome.
Agreed, what the hell are you talking about?
Holy **** are you serious? This is the best news I've heard all week!
A car's a car. They're all the same, especially so if they're scenery.
Right behind nothing.
The little traffic cone wishes to be big some day.
I want to eat there.
They look like relieving sights already.
Just getting the job done is nice to look at in itself.
I like reading.
I like the wood texture.
I like these alot.
That's a real pretty model.
Best comic I ever read.
Normal mapping = unflat snow.
The texture on him is really good.
Wow, that's a great looking model for such a low poly count.
So dark yet so sunny outside. I like this sort of setting.
Fantastic texturing on this.
Everything is done so perfectly.
I like the use of light for telling the player where they should be looking.
For sure, that is some great HDR.
Great use of blues.
These maps need the same amount of love as the models get. Because they are great maps.
That is a nice furnace.
Hand me that torch.
Good map work on that divide in the street.
I'd like one of those bridges to collapse.
The bins feel like they're in odd spots too.
I agree, the lighting is pretty good here.
He looks comfortable.
I want to drive one of those.
The lighting is done well.
Nice and blue.
Either way I still really enjoy both. I tend to alternate between everything on my Steam list, so nothing has gotten boring yet. :P
Personally I think L4D2 is equal to L4D in terms of fun-having. Besides, I feel like I owe it to Valve that I purchase everything they spit out, bad or not, in return for the constant free updates and DLC they shovel at us in high quality droves. Look at what TF2 has become, and on several occasions all that many people have had to pay for it was £7.50 or so.
But pulling my tongue out of Valve's collective butthole for a second, I have a good feeling that they're in the process of doing amazing things to Source for Episode Three. I mean thy've got to come out with a bigger innovation than sign language. Either way, between Episode Three and Portal 2, the future of Source modding is only going to get brighter. Until then, I hope The Sacrifice can keep me going for another while longer while we wait for more news.
This is a fantastic scene.
I love when a run-down area tells its own stories.
I. Hate. Those. Trains.
I wish the puzzles were a bit better.
It's abandoned, but homely.
That's a nice colour scheme.
I can't even muster the appropriate words, let alone wrestle them into a coherent sentence. This is just great work in every way.
That is a great colour combination.
Were this a hospital, an empty wheelchair would come trundling down those stairs.
I have to sit there.
Each time I see a dangerous walkway, I shall comment on it.
Those walkways are very dangerous.
Holy crap these are great. You guys do the best damn work I've seen.
Contrast is good. Contrast is always good.
Such a great view.
Simply awesome level of detail.
All the more reason to keep your distance.
Great modelling work here.
White/blue has never been so pleasing to the eye.
This is great work for a model we might not even see that much. Great work.
Agreed, the corrected version works out a hell of alot better.
The lighting is almost dream-like.
Some good God damn work on those logos and models.
I almost don't want to touch the ground for fear of Antlions.
I want to live there.
Friends who know what they're doing are really the best you can ask for if you want to enjoy the time you spend making your mod.
I am going to play the crap out of both versions.
Doesn't seem like it's a very important or interesting prop, higher poly counts would be better invested elsewhere.
Something's gotta attack, here.
Some form of temple, methinks? I'm liking this.
Cinematic physics is one of the best things that has happened to Source.
This. Is perfect.
NOW THIS IS NEWS.
Is there any engine more visually appealing than Source?
Best lighting ever.
Medieval plaster walls aside, that is some remarkable lighting.
That is going to HURT.
Because British roads are that recognisable.