I am larger than most tables.
Saw this on the front page; instant Track, even if I'm not terribly active on this site anymore. The texture is looking great thus far.
I can readily believe there are more users here that haven't actually done anything yet than there are those that have, personally.
I BELIEVE YOU
Jesus, man. You're... you're pretty stupid.
So did anyone really... care about this?
HAHA OH MAN. Someone's going to have to explain this.
The guy wouldn't even have had much of a point if the first comment had said why DOES it hurt so much. The ****.
You got my watch, Kalma.
I'd live in it. Nice and stylish.
I really love the effect.
Blur makes the bullet traces difficult to recognise, and the placement makes the NP logo feel important for some reason. Other than that though, good job as always.
So long as I can burn them to the ground.
Disappointed. I wanted ADVENTURE.
He's ****** if he dismembers and he's ****** if he doesn't.
I hope to be able to equip so many Misc items some day.
That IS smexy.
DERS SO MENY INSTUCKSHUNS
It feels like he's dead.
Am I going crazy, or is there a Poison Zombie behind him?
That newspaper feels important.
In a perfect world where the universe is rendered in Source.
... Weren't there comments on this just the other day?
I love this.
Well the water IS a bastard, I'll give him that.
The title makes this picture what it is. I want it to be a running joke.
THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING SCREENSHOT
I wish these were map shots.
I never do like groups, but I am getting sick of crates.
WIL MY COMPOTOR BE ABBLE TO DIPSLAY SO MENY POLYS
THIS IS TEH BEDST CRAPE
I am sorry I am seeing a zombie ******* here I AM SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON
Should I be hearing Yakety Sax in my head?
Because I am.
Francis always has the most bestest face.
Holy crap, you can make even Ellis look badass.
ARGH. YOUR NAME. YOU ARE NOT THE MAN I MARRIED.
I'd tell you to keep up the good work, but then I have no reason to think you'd ever let us down.
And Isaac runs into the fray and his head falls off for no reason.
I don't even get why they force the idea that Creepers would speak with any elongated consonant. Their sound is the sound of a burning fuse. I suppose maybe that's just a difficult concept to grasp.
Your meme is... better?
MOTY 2012 DEFINTLEY
NOW I NO HAO SHOOTGUNS WERK
DIS MUTS BE A POTO
You live in the sky?
Looks pretty good.
I feel like I should be getting something, I just don't get it.
Some kind of disease. Something humourously similar, I don't know any relevant diseases.
WHO ARE YOU
I love these textures, even if the brick wall has trouble sitting well with the ramp.
I like the atmosphere.
Beautiful. Want it. Now.
You don't even know, maybe he changed his name because in the time since then he's beco- oh, offline since then. Yeah you're right.
I wish the others had that DoF.
I'll admit it, I love when there's someone being eaten and silly faceposing.
Lamarr the domesticated transsexual xenomorph.
I knew 3D would be the end of us.
He looks pretty sleepy for someone so excited.
SOMETHING SOMETHING SPARTA
Impressive posing on that guy.
DAAH-AGH, aah ha-agh hah
Somebody used a Pregnant before but I have never been able to find the models myself.
This is unbelievably awesome.
Really well done, I like this. I feel like I should know this already but how are you choosing to accomplish real-time bullet traces? are you setting up Turrets and just taking a shot while they fire away or what's the deal there?
I do agree with the scene build idea. Good as this is even for a Flatgrass scene, that would have made it perfect.
I love it, great to see the attention to lighting.
This is the sort of place I want to find myself alone in in real life.
I thought it was said somewhere that he was 30-something.
So, how tight were you clenching?
Except for hunting for car batteries.
I can't get through the first twenty seconds. Did nobody talented ever try their hand at a Saxton voice or something?
Well he does enjoy that. :P
You can't be serious.
Spinning on a computer chair somewhere.
OHH MY GAWD GIMME
I quite liked the prospect of a banner competition and then I read 'Star Wars Group'.
... I have to go look for banner competitions now.
Admirable, but insane.
This looks great, though Ellis seems to be about to fall off.
It's just a picture with an anime character in it. I don't see what's wrong with that.
I might just consider using the GIMP now.
Holy God this looks great.
I hope they take a shortcut through Ravenholm.
So, is that the PSN server?
HAHA I AM SO TOPICAL
Steve's got serious balls.
Oh well, I know you're not responsible for the fail label that tarnishes this one.
There is just plain no stopping you these days my man, your posing is great as always. Honestly I didn't even notice the grenades until I read the description.
I love the fog. Sometimes that just doesn't need any real explanation.
Personally I actually really like that HUD.
Logo is fun.
I think your posing is completely perfect. The one thing that I think could be improved upon is the lack of anti-aliasing, but I understand that's probably being unfair on your hardware and I only really mention it because the shot is otherwise flawless.
It's only noticeable on the eyeslits of Isaac's suit anyway.
Aw man I thought the same thing.
It's Garry's Mod.
Well this is odd.
Bit too empty I think.
DoF is awesome.
Best weapon ever.
I want this on my t-shirt. I- I just have to wear this face.
Just plain excellent.
Kleiner's in an odd pose.
Totally inconspicuous isolated clump of vegetation there.
Just because there's a car.
I don't believe you.
That'll go well.
Hate that model's tail.
OH MY GOD FREDDIE
Holy **** that is awesome.
Seriously, nobody cares about you.
What are you talking about?
Like that's a bad thing.
I think I prefer the smaller version.
Not nearly enough.
Now that's just silly.
You are like the best poser ever.
I always assume the reference pose when I'm on holiday.
Please get over yourself.
Great use of bloom.
Maybe that's because it's not a joke.
Bet he didn't.
OH MY GOD
WWII sucks lol.
I'm not sure it was meant to be.
Grigori looks happy.
It's not a joke or anything.
Great work on these.
It's still a bad choice.
No you're not.
Not survivors for very long.
Which is why this guy is.
Terrible quality, sorry to say.
Nobody cares about contraptions.
I wouldn't sit like that if I was scared.
This is one awesome shot.
Is not what he says.
That's not ENOUGH blood.
With such an empty setting it needs more effects.
Maybe it was a bullet. Hurr.
You should have used some.
It worked beautifully.
Errors ruin everything.
Quality lets it down.
What are you on about.
He's had a few too many by the look of him.
Does not help.
This... this actually sums up both the game and the entire community to a frighteningly accurate degree.
That is the best title I have ever seen on anything.
I like the posing here.
The bloom still does great things for this one.
What the indeed.
I do hope you're joking.
Everything is LQ.
I thought it was obvious enough.
You can browse downloads, you just can't obtain them.
Very nicely done.
What does that have to do with ambition, and for that matter, is this even meant to be funny?
Bit of an unnecessarily wordy way to say 'it's alright to **** your step-sister'.
Oh, I don't like this comment...
She's like eight years old.
Success. Pic unrelated.
Or maybe he's worried about her safety. I had no idea the line between 'considerate' and 'whipped' was so blurred.
One on the right looks like Danny Trejo. You know, if Danny Trejo was a homeless tramp.
God damn, demotivators sure kill comedy.
I think it's more a case of the failure being a success.
What..? What has that got to do with optimism? I don't get demotivators anymore.
Not enough of it.
Are you serious?
**** YOU I AM TERRORIST
Your stance on the use of effects seems almost recklessly fanatical if you ask me. Effects don't ruin a picture unless you don't know what you're doing. They do so much more in the way of conveying emotion and all that good stuff than the Physgun ever will.
Frankly, you're never going to get that no matter how well you can pose.
Not bad posing.
Not fond of this one.
Real awesome work.
Looks like a spot-on amount to me.
I don't get it.
Those are the best zombies ever you need a medal.
That's not answering his question.
What even is this.
He said he knows but he likes the simplicity. He wasn't mistaking plainness for simplicity.
True, how did it even get there.
He does it well.
In an elevator full of zombies.
The broken English was a joke you *******.
Or they're like, exactly the same.
Who cares about how real life looks. Source looks better.
Oh God so you're the one who got him into it.
No, nobody watches The Leet World. Your Leet World thing is ****. Stop talking about it.
Just how Ambassador crits on headshot.
Someone had to do it.
The fu indeed.
I don't think he is.
Hotter than hell.
ur mod sux
AUG_DUDE wins every time.
The Striders weren't in the location at that moment in time. :/
The "Choose File" button can be used many times.
Well the handle isn't entirely visible.
Love those models.
u sudnt come here
I don't see it either.
You never know.
It's great work but the style of the items doesn't really fit.
Needs a relevant screenshot.
Well this... this is just awesome.
OR. Maybe it's a jellyfish.
I don't care where you're from, here on earth, that's not funny.
Well that'll sure be difficult with an unconventional road structure like that.
If only it were a little less subtle so we could see it.
"He said that one side of the brain thinks logic but the other just look for things that are funny."
He was bullshitting you my friend.
Kind of sad to be honest.
You make the best comments.
They got nuked by China. You try stopping that.
Except it didn't.
Hell, I'd fall asleep too.
How's it a fail? It was intended.
But maybe some people want to buy appels you guys.
Well it sucks.
Why didn't the Horde get the Worgen, Goblins are just ****** green Gnomes.
So, so old.
But all you're going to see is that face. That face with those TEETH.
Your name is awesome, be my friend.
Think I'll just continue to quickload when he loses.
I THINK there's a floor.
I'm gettin' in on that empty profile thing.
Then of course I played the next game. The Abysmal Gale was just plain outstanding.
And my is it pretty.
I wish it was still in it.
That is true.
It's hardly useless, that's like saying it's useless to criticise his posing or use of effects. I mean you don't '-have-' to look at the image.
Nice and scenic.
Doesn't really NOT fit.
Not really. :/
They're posed well apart from the guy with the rocket launcher.
I'm confused, are you throwing out your 'full mind of thinking' as an excuse for not being able to spell? Couldn't you like, take your time while typing or something?
The worst thing that could ever happen to anyone.
Killer, trolls are supposed to be funny.
There's nothing wrong with it.
If he had a battlecry.
Still as awesome as ever.
Needs slightly more light and higher contrast.
Pretty stylish, but the description is tl;dr.
Move near the countrysides and- hell, you guys know the quote.
Why oh why does this remind me of Thief 2?
Yeah, all two of them.
Oh that old excuse.
I think he's lying.
The best name.
The hidden switch was very unresponsive in this room.
The light flickering was a great touch.
This one had a nice atmosphere.
And the Strider brain doesn't suit.
Really needed a zoom function so we can get a look at the screen.
A gorgeous morning.
He'll be fine.
I suggest more displacements and ssbump.
And then came the lightning.
Feels wrong to me. HL2 has drilled it into my head that the menu needs to be at the left.
The fog looks particularly great here.
You're awesome at modelling.
Now things are really looking nice and grim.
And it is just lovely.
Specular always seems to make the floor look like tile or smooth stone.
Nice contrast to the monochrome hallways.
Nothing boring about it, I love the smooth detail.
That looks great.
Which one's Coke and which is Pepsi.
I do hope we get to see some specular on those.
I like me some stealth.
They do fit nicely as placeholders.
I'm kidding, I read the description. I love those textures.
If you say so.
This one shows off the style really well.
Sure is some variety in this one.
Aw if only GIFs had sound.
Is that pure brushwork?
Brilliant lighting here.
I love the textures on this.
Those look awesome.
The normal map on that wall texture is awesome.
Very nice mapping.
I'm just a little concerned that when it comes to playing through this section, it won't be clear enough where to go.
I never realised how much I needed this.
I love the effect on this.
Those things too, those are awesome.
Finland spawned Lordi, therefore you are a good person.
Oh my God what.
I think it was a pretty good effort.
That makes this whole thing a paradox.
What are you on.
Faceposer needs better control, amazing things could come out of HWM.
I think the Ultimate Chimera has that covered.
I didn't even notice.
Where would we be without you?
The mercenaries are totally screwed.
Agreed, I've never found sharpen to be of any use.
Nice work on this.
I wish it was the same image side-by-side, one with and without HDR. It'd showcase the differences a whole lot better.
Anone should use a stepladder.
I think the grass could use a detail texture.
Ignore the trolls, you're doing wonderful things.
If it were up to me I would. All that stuff looks perfectly fine the way it is.
What about cinematic physics?
Only thing that could improve it is stabby animations.
Please stick with colour correction.
Colour correction is hard to get wrong.
I agree, I think HDR might help that.
They sure are paranoid about imaginary loss of sales to piracy, those wacky guys.
Troll me next!
Should have been though.
Yes. The game has achievements. Fairly new and uncommon system, that.
Belated Engineer update comment.
Or they decided to plant a headstone in the ground. WHO KNOWS.
The mood in this scene can't be beaten.
The darker look is great but I'm not fond of the filter.
You say 'though' like it's a bad thing.
This sure is a thing.
You must really like your negative votes.
I agree, that texture is awesome.
Yep, he sure says that.
You don't even need to have driven a car before, get some common sense.
Awesome work on this.
You sure are the guy with all the jokes.
Looks alright to me.
Watch any Tarantino movie then.
You sure are a man with a profile.
No, compared to its body, the left one's head is too big. Nothing to do with the hands.
You need help.
So that's what Radigan's Dispensers looked like.
If it were higher resolution it would be amazing.
Awesome desolate atmosphere.
Needs less HL2 stuff.
YOU ARE SO COOL BE FRIENDS WITH ME
This is your cue to stop masturbating.
I thought it was going to be a photo of the office with no Notch in it.
Don't forget hands.
Precious, precious wool.
I wonder if the unused cocoa beans can turn sheep themselves brown.
Well you're going to have to cheat if you want cocoa beans or brown wool right now.
That was actually the worst thing I have ever read.
I did not know such a thing existed. Thank you, sir.
Turret is in time out.
NO YOU'RE NOT.
YOU RUINED IT.
Suffocate him while he sleeps.
I just wouldn't mention the name in public.
Did you just say Valve has no money?
I don't really see much use for this.
That. Is. AWESOME.
Those are the most poetic Heavies in existence.
Even when it's not possible to use that tired old meme, some still cling to it for dear life. This is distressing.
I hope he's psychic.
Hello there. Thought I'd friend you on account of my love for Bubbles. Have a good day.
Pleased as punch to see more updates on TEAR again. This mod is the only reason I even made this account and every time a few days go by with no updates I kidnap several orphans in protest.
Those barrel models look fantastic.
Nothing enriches backstory like ominous graffiti.
Guys, you could leave the Fast Zombie animations in there for all we care, because these guys just look terrific.
Looks like things are getting really deep now.
Great art, and great concept for an enemy.
And it's scarier than any God's amount of Creepers. Now we can be nervous during the day too.
Who needs torches. :P
There's one in the Painterly Pack.
I read the title and while the page was loading, I planned my comment in my head and perfected it to 'INFINITE OBSIDIAN'.
That's a missed opportunity.
'Leaf decay' is the only two words I ever wanted.
And all it took was seven torches.
I'd retexture something to use the 'prison bars' skin for glass from the Painterly Pack and make a portcullis out of it.
Gotta be Minecraft or Meat Boy.
This is the right idea.
Natural outdoor lavafalls are the best thing to find, especially at night when the light they give off lures you to them.
I love the new website.
Great news, frankly I was sick of seeing thumb-whoring comments on every post Notch made.
But doesn't it screw over everyone who discovers Minecraft later on? That's going to hurt sales a bit.
Except it looks nothing like drunken-ness.
The angle makes that cow look convincingly enormous.
The man defines progress.
I believe you understand everything perfectly.
A musically-oriented block. That plays music. Hence the music notes..?
This guy has the right idea.
Looks like pretty alright posing to me.
You can be used as a musical instrument and make dogs throw up?
She's Lucy from manga/anime Elfen Lied, a fantastic series incidentally.
Needs... well, much improvement.
There's a better way to fix it.
Singleplayer > Delete World.
Nice work. I won't be using it, but nice work.
You're welcome, your skills are insane.
I wasn't being serious, and I sure appreciate that negative vote from someone who clearly thought I was.
My God is this even possible.
The last picture puts Yakety Sax in my head.
Should have used the Ambassador.
Pretty good work.
We need specifics.
Still nice to have on here.
Very beautiful map.
Most frightening use of lava I've ever seen.
Good work on this.
Hooray for Painterly.
It's so good it's unrecognisable.
That is really nice lighting.
I don't think he knows.
No experience is ever, EVER complete without rain.
Even with INVedit this would take a helluva lotta work.
Obsidian has it even worse since the Halloween update.
Well the closest thing so far is the hoverboat mod.
This image is like modern art.
Pretty damn sweet.
Those are some pretty nice textures.
I think this calls for a new mob: irritating children that wave sticks at everything.
Real life sure is blurry.
I'm pretty sure there are universe-related laws that are being torn asunder here.
It's like a Space Invader.
Don't get so close! That's exactly what the game wants you to do!
Peaceful difficulty is for those who just want to explore or build, or don't want to potentially lose everything they've worked so hard to gather. I myself play on Peaceful usually because, well, apart from using a touchpad all the time, I mostly play Minecraft to relax and build away while listening to the awesome music. But, whatever, if you must use Minecraft as just another outlet for your post-pubescent overly-competitive tendencies then be my guest.
Also, Youtube 'jokes' aren't welcome here.
I'd forgotten Akinator's name the other day and it was bugging me till now. I owe you my thanks.
I found one quite similar to that, the trees on it touched the cloud layer too.
I am ashamed for ever having any doubt.
I've found a desert with at least two above-ground lava flows. Naturally I am now extremely fond of deserts.
Close, it's the Verdugo from RE4.
That'll make a superb desktop background.
I was disappointed at the extent to which wearing one on your head obscures your view, but it's still nice to know the option is there.
Dat sum Nightmare Hoose?
Haloween is when we all carve Master Chief pumpkins.
That just looks great.
The video really allows me to grasp the fact that this is an actual map, and I am truly blown away.
Lock it in an iron room with an iron door. Don't want none of them Ghasts coming through.
That. Is so awesome.
I love the dark, industrial feel.
Those are MODELS?
It's instances like this that worry me about Valve's methods. Any one of us could be hit and when you're hit, you're hit for good.
I think I'll outwit this lava with my superior people intellige-OHMYGODI'MONFIRE!
If Egoraptor made an 'Awesomecraft' animation that is totally what would happen.
I dunno if I'll like the subtle differences, but my faith tells me to wait until I experience it for myself.
Either way, that lava is just beautiful.
Let's make an artificial desert.
I love this idea. My iron pickaxes will be pleased too.
That looks beautiful, I have to give it a go.
You mean he designed the layout specifically to that the result would turn out as intended without setting fire to everything?
That dirty ******* cheater!
There's a gnome, but I don't see anything else that can be called an Easter Egg.
Leaf cloud. Bet it rains shrubs.
Great on the eye, well-made.
Honestly, 'constructive criticism' is like saying 'positive punch'. Constructive criticism shouldn't even be an afterthought in the face of better options like explaining where something can be better. Which isn't criticism itself.
I can't believe the genius.
This is just genius. And perfectly executed.
The detail of the water makes it look out of place, but everything else looks nice.
Nice work on this, it looks terrific.
DirectX Diagnostic Tool.
Oh boy, you're a complete idiot.
Really awesome work.
That some fog? Oh please tell me the fog is staying.
Abandoned mines? I didn't even know I wanted them BUT I DO OH GOD.
Ha, 'WIP'. Looks good enough to me.
This is just perfect steampunk ambience. It tickles me the way Abe's Oddysey's audio does.
He was so delightfully generic back then.
That was my most favourite boat in any game ever.
Underground or in the sky. Never in between.
I like the wooden walkway.
Great tutorial indeed guys.
It's not just you.
I like this shot quite alot.
I think he means too dark to see the image itself.
Well, you guys just go above and beyond. Were I wearing a hat, it would be off to you, good sir.
I haven't the balls to stand there for any length of time.
It's totally safe to approach and examine this guy.
Looks like a fun weapon to handle.
I like all the colour contrast here.
He must be alot happier now.
I like the look of that clearing.
The shadows here look really great.
Totally agree with this.
Somebody had an accident.
Incessant moody weather is great.
Claiming Valve is getting desperate and grabbing for money is just irrational. Unless Valve is trying to colonise the moon, I'm pretty sure all their funding is in good enough condition.
Looks like a great place to explore.
The rubble seems too thick to have come from the broken wall, but everything else looks fine.
The planks look really nice.
I like how calm this looks.
This is a great scene.
I can just hear the groan of Stalkers.
Up the butt.
Propaganda on benches. It's perfect.
I'm fond of those slabs. They look really great.
The lighting effects in the game are great.
I'd be nervous climbing that.
This place has a feeling of welcome comparative safety to it, but still feels uneasy.
Feels like we should duck in there for safety.
Medieval industry, huh? That's always a great interest.
There is just so much thought behind every detail, and I love that. I could sit around that little fire pit all day.
Marvelous mapping work guys.
Things that look this good shouldn't be legal.
I like the compact look of the crossbow.
That's just great to look at.
These images deserve more views than this.
This must have taken bloody ages.
That's awesome looking.
The detail in this is just great.
This place sure is roomy.
Better and better!
It's beautiful is what it is.
I wonder what happened in here.
Someone's been up to no good.
We needs more videos of this.
That barrel is a nice barrel.
Must be a great view from the windows of that building.
Either way, it's purdy.
Whoever is making those little wooden walkways has a perverse sense of humour.
My kinda guy.
I suggest the mod team do this when this thing gets released.
This is high quality stuff.
Great textures on these.
Just looking at this, I can imagine the sturdy metal/wooden thudding sound a large impact would make.
The textures look like they were taken from a bloody photo, they are that good.
I just want to explore every single building.
It looks so delightfully rickety.
How is it possible for a mod to be so visually appealing?
I want to pick that torch up and use it as a weapon.
Looks like someone tasked the poor fellow with tidying the place up.
Those buildings are simply gorgeous.
The textures and lighting styles are all so incredibly diverse.
Very Thief-like, and the lighting makes it feel very warm and musky.
Isn't that nice.
"a team of Rebels that can do almost any mission. But can they do this one?"
I'll admit I laughed a little. But good luck with this all the same.
Is this even the place for these things?
I can't bloody wait to see how the finale plays out.
I'd like this as a throwing weapon.
Especially with the whole Ember theme. Absolute brilliant work here though. Very professional.
Agreed, needs jigglebones!
You can't make an instructional video and not show the outcome.
It's fired by super awesome medieval magic.
They seem very wooden in this shot.
Feels like some big mother hubbard is gonna smash through at any second.
The fire looks great.
Looking just fantastic.
I am loving those Weighted Storage Cubes. Why do I get the urge to paint a heart on every side and then smelt one?
You did not just compare Source to a broken old instrument.
Steam account is suspended again, likely until I successfully get Paypal to get their finger out and get my **** sorted.
Just so you know what is happening.
Thanks for the thought my friend. Life currently wants me to put off everything I normally check up on on the internet and the backlog of stuff to view and comment on keeps getting bigger. Ones of these days I'll fix that.
GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT ME
If you work from scratch, you'll understand it better and improve your chance of resolving any ensuing issues.
Balls, I never planned this far ahead.
IS THIS A REAL PHOTO
And have the internet completely full of pussies?
YOU'RE ALL REPORTED AND NOBODY WINS
Ken isn't the troll. portal23555 is.
Ken is just stupid as ****.
He's stelling them? I was not aware one could stell.
It is extremely hard to believe you people don't know a troll when he's right up your arse.
That doesn't mean he can't like it.
It sure was a good experience. Bus service was ****** in Dublin but next time I'm trying for somewhere closer to home. Especially because while the first ten minutes on a train (first I've ever been on one) are nice, the ensuing two hours get a bit lose-the-will-to-live-y. The highlight was this idyllic park called St Stephen's Green, I hate sights but it was the sort of place I wish was nearer to where I live. Then I got back here to make a big deal about being away from the site for a weekend and then stop visiting for two weeks. But I blame Darksiders, got it in the Steam sale and it is awesome.
Hope life's been treating you well this past fortnight yourself.
Are you trolling or just stupid?
You're a true comedian.
Charity is great, but the TF2 community has enough elitists already. I don't think we should be rewarding them with hats anymore.
This of course affects nobody, realistically.
How can I phrase this without getting into ****...
I say it is, morally, your right to own the game again without paying for it a second time.
To be honest I don't imagine many users benefiting from this, but personally I do like perusing a more basic tutorial from time to time. Perfect the finer points of your performance I say.
I also respect the effort, I'd like to see more of these. From everyone. NOW.
I would actually use this as my background.
Hysteria's gonna be awesome.