I am larger than most tables.
Steam account is suspended again, likely until I successfully get Paypal to get their finger out and get my **** sorted.
Just so you know what is happening.
Nothing at the minute, but going to funny-accent Dublin for the weekend with the wife on Friday. Hows about yourself?
Great to see more of this.
I love this comment.
Not bad for a teaser. I really can't wait to see the full thing.
BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL ******* DEAD
I am loving the textures I am seeing here.
I think by now we all know.
We all need more Gravity Cat.
Best use of Construct ever.
I love how it's always about who kills who, that way ninja fans can ignore that they are, in fact, pussies.
She has an ***. Cool.
Except Freud was an incestuous psychopath.
... Yeah. It's Spiderman.
Fantastic modelling work here.
This looks awesome.
Reminds me of some kind of orb weaver. Great concept.
This model is just awesome.
Words fail me.
I can't imagine the time put into this.
This is looking just incredible.
Everyone loves an AK-47.
Every area is beautiful. How is this possible?
The contrast is probably intended. Maybe this area is meant to make the player feel safe, or maybe some important scene happens here.
That's some serious lighting.
Thanks for the thought my friend. Life currently wants me to put off everything I normally check up on on the internet and the backlog of stuff to view and comment on keeps getting bigger. Ones of these days I'll fix that.
GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT ME
If you work from scratch, you'll understand it better and improve your chance of resolving any ensuing issues.
Balls, I never planned this far ahead.
IS THIS A REAL PHOTO
And have the internet completely full of pussies?
YOU'RE ALL REPORTED AND NOBODY WINS
Ken isn't the troll. portal23555 is.
Ken is just stupid as ****.
He's stelling them? I was not aware one could stell.
I BELIEVE YOU
It is extremely hard to believe you people don't know a troll when he's right up your arse.
That doesn't mean he can't like it.
Jesus, man. You're... you're pretty stupid.
It sure was a good experience. Bus service was ****** in Dublin but next time I'm trying for somewhere closer to home. Especially because while the first ten minutes on a train (first I've ever been on one) are nice, the ensuing two hours get a bit lose-the-will-to-live-y. The highlight was this idyllic park called St Stephen's Green, I hate sights but it was the sort of place I wish was nearer to where I live. Then I got back here to make a big deal about being away from the site for a weekend and then stop visiting for two weeks. But I blame Darksiders, got it in the Steam sale and it is awesome.
Hope life's been treating you well this past fortnight yourself.
Are you trolling or just stupid?
So did anyone really... care about this?
You're a true comedian.
HAHA OH MAN. Someone's going to have to explain this.
Charity is great, but the TF2 community has enough elitists already. I don't think we should be rewarding them with hats anymore.
This of course affects nobody, realistically.
What are you on.
How can I phrase this without getting into ****...
I say it is, morally, your right to own the game again without paying for it a second time.
The guy wouldn't even have had much of a point if the first comment had said why DOES it hurt so much. The ****.
To be honest I don't imagine many users benefiting from this, but personally I do like perusing a more basic tutorial from time to time. Perfect the finer points of your performance I say.
I also respect the effort, I'd like to see more of these. From everyone. NOW.
I would actually use this as my background.
Hysteria's gonna be awesome.
You got my watch, Kalma.
I do not understand, but perhaps that is why I like it.
Oh if only it was a sidescroller.
One step closer to SFM.
Normally I'd agree, but this is like the one guy who justifies it.
Coming in leaps and bounds I see.
Water has never looked so beautiful.
Very stylish and refreshing. We need you to post more often.
The bloom fits so well.
I WIHS HL3 HAD RPG LUANCHERS
diamensons are cool
Yes it looks great to those of us who live in the desert.
Seriously guys, we're not even listening anymore. Until Gabe himself shows up at my door, gets down on one knee and assures me that Episode Three exists, EPISODE THREE DOES NOT EXIST.
Guy at the right is pretty mellow.
Not you, what maxbun said.
But for the record, "wat" is timeless. :P
That joke sure never gets old.
I'm drawn to the posing of that black-haired one. That's done particularly well.
At least he put it to good use.
I do like the posing here.
Superb use of blur.
Great use of bloom.
Oh my God, gorgeous. Looks rather finished to me.
We don't yet know if the storyline dictates that there SHOULD be stuff in the corridors.
Liking the look of this.
That crisp texture is awesome.
I'm fond of the boxes on the right.
I'm not sure how much he can help that.
You're funny man.
I agree here, plus I think it depends on actual context. We are getting none of that just looking at an image so we can't really criticise in this way.
NO, GIMME MOAR MOBS
3DS version would be absolutely incredible.
Nice job on this.
I want boat.
Not too bad.
Excellent posing work.
*Heavy voice* I am giant.
I wonder how to type the vocalisation a Headcrab makes when it jumps at you.
This is poetry.
I'd love his job.
Don't be gay.
Powerful ******* gun.
It's not even funny. You don't get funny from just being as offensive as possible.
Strider-style Hunter? Awesome.
She attacks, it's just that nothing comes of it. But it looks like she's got her 'beak' back.
Gonna be a ******* Gekko out of MGS4.
Oh sweet Jesus.
The best picture.
Wow, are you on drugs?
Holy crap that's stylish.
Best party ever.
It's not a joke.
Repeat this is a spoof.
Are you feeling alright?
Feels like it should be in Ravenholm for real as an Easter egg.
Dancing zombie is awesome.
G-Man causing errors as usual.
Looks about right to me.
I quite like this.
Look at me, I'm badly posed.
Not that bad.
Just say 'what the ****', kay?
Needs no HUD.
That is awesome.
Should be more obvious the head is falling.
So much blue.
Rope needs to be thinner.
The most useful line.
Corpse on a stick.
Excellent, excellent work.
Well that. Is. Epic.
Top of the image needs fixed.
You said it.
Not too bad considering.
Perfect use of effects.
I think the last thing you'd try and do is fall to your knees and cry.
Otherwise known as a duck.
Jumping sharks. :/
Let's not forget X for crouch.
I never knew a void could look so good.
Odd finger posing.
Description is SILLY.
You mean it's posed?
He may or may not have been joking himself.
Raped by Christmas Critters.
Don't like the quality.
Not very much to this.
Good idea to be specific.
Real pretty, this one.
Yeah, not you.
Pretty decent posing I must say.
Because you are god.
Is good advice.
Pretty good work.
Pretty decent work.
Sure is a picture of a fan.
Great work for that amount of time.
Last one seems a little pointless.
Quite good work.
Should stand on a different tile to make it more interesting.
I think he's dead.
Finally Google does some advertising that's relevant to me.
Needs to happen to a Headcrab.
They do look like it, maybe we need an NPC in the shot for a reliable point of reference.
Now there's actual incentive to explore beyond the island we spawn on.
Strangely similar in many ways to Portal 2's own soundtrack.
Oh if only.
Seeing "Blacklight" just makes me think of Prototype.
I've just now realised the possibility for shitbrix pictures in Gmod.
Then your question should look something like "What game are they from?"
Needs bloom I think.
It's like RagMorph on skateboards.
My head hurts.
Real good effort.
He gonna get troll'd.
GIR kicks ***.
For some reason I like the sound of a countdown to an infected NPC turning on you much more than one to him leaving you behind. I guess it would add the possibility of a good unscripted fright as well as incentive to keep an eye on one's allies.
Maybe I overestimate stuff built on Source because I'm a fanboy, maybe I don't, but I just love when something looks like good on the engine. It reminds me that Source haters don't have a clue.
Can't get over how great those textures are.
At first I thought 'sounds great and all, but shooting an NPC and turning him hostile is boring', but the video swayed me completely. It actually looks really fun. Although "This extends to not only initial recruitment, but for the duration of their association with the player" raises my concern. This doesn't hit at some unseen ticking-down clock does it? I still want the freedom to take my time and explore without worrying about my pals ditching me.
Something about the yellow just sits well.
I am downloading Aviary forever.
I like VMTs for the way they simplify stuff like this.
So what about if it contains all the game's files? Where do you draw the line?
Glowing fungi or something.
You. I'm friending you.
Bill's pose could use a little work but apart from that, nice effort.
This is really great work.
Just rivals? Last I checked, Notch was famous.
Great DoF here.
This is true.
Everyone be quiet, I'm about to fall on my ***.
Left 4 Speed.
Those models let it down with their quality. Everything else is sublime.
Don't shout at them, it's what they want from you.
Bit too... desaturated?
Scout misses and kills himself.
I keep thinking his arm is torn off.
Soldier takes Minecraft very seriously.
Nobody on this site poses well, don't worry.
Pregnants are awesome.
Is he going to sneeze?
Slender Man is awesome.
Best map ever made.
The monochrome style makes it feel very cool.
The contrast between the warm sunset and the cool lighting indoors is really nice, please don't change that.
*Looks at AwsomeMelon's message*
They're you. Are you proud of yourself?
That scene combined with the music at that point was just amazing.
My eyes came.
Quite similar to the actual game.
The lighting is excellent.
I thought this too.
Dammit, I called that.
He needs to take better care of that eyeball.
Great work on this.
That is a freaking shiny bat.
That much cloud cover does wonders for atmosphere.
Nothing that couldn't have been explained in your comment.
All the other models are better than this, sadly.
The only developer of Minecraft in my eyes is that handsome pair of lovehandles on the left.
It's like Mojang's answer to Steam.
They should do what Adam Phillips did. I want live webcams in that office right now.
I get a crumbling, windowless office at the top of a freezing mountain. I'd ******* love to work there with those guys.
So it's an alpha Beta map.
Because having no Infected in the screenshot is a little pointless.
Oh that creepy Heavy.
It would have been funnier with a more realistic number. Twenty or so.
I believe that's going to be next week.
Edit: This was meant to be a reply to Bolognius_Maximus.
It's shameful is what it is.
I'm going to climb up a mountain and see if I can fly now.
I'm not fond of the zombie, as it's unrecognisable as a Minecraft zombie. The Creeper is just fantastic.
Not very interesting, is it?
Congratulations, you win.
It's almost art.
It's so... so high quality but still Minecraft's distinct style...
That's it. Minecraft has to look like this.
Oh man, SOMEBODY HIRE THIS GUY RIGHT NOW.
Potential Obsidian on the surface? Oh hell YES.
What a waste of a level 7. :(
This is why we need lava that rises.
Especially that dashing bowling ball on the right. God how I love that man.
This is the first death I've actually cared about in a long time. For once, the world has lost a great and irreplaceable talent.
I rate, because I really want to.
Looking better every day, guys.
Wow, this reminds me so much of Thief: Deadly Shadows. I can feel the incredible atmosphere here already.
As always guys, this is great modeling work.
Notch's signature has the instant effect of quadrupling the drive's storage capacity, so I hear.
Holy **** that's genius.
No problem, you guys are doing some damn good work!
Fantastic job on this.
My God it's all so smooth.
I dunno, Facepunch would be a better choice than here.
That is a damn fine house.
The Heavy is a flying Easter Egg.
That is cool as hell. I want this in my game.
I tried to think of alternative lyrics for the end of the last verse of The Ultimate Showdown but none of the words that rhyme with 'crowbar' have any relevant meaning.
They're going to gather at the bottom and detonate simultaneously to crush you under a mountain. But given your current health they could just breathe on you for the same effect.
Great news about the new rules on spam, Kizzy.
HWM for the God damn win.
I'd be too busy climbing that giant overhang to care.
The atmosphere is great.
It IS wonderful. Falling snow is the only thing it needs to make it PERFECT.
Not go through, but spawn close to.
Your feeble earthwood won't hold the Ghasts for long.
Yeah, this is killing the whole concept.
This is the best update to anything ever.
Holy crap, I had no idea Ghasts were so huge.
So if we get lost in the Slip without enough obsidian to make another gateway, could Minecraft suddenly feel like a survival horror? I like this concept.
Fake double post.
The chest just looks awesome, and I'm glad that grass was included, it's so visually pleasing.
New mob: wookies.
Didn't notice there were two guys.
For the love of God don't break that glass.
Welcome to the internet. ****** shotgun* Now go back the way you came.
It's the most original concept I'm sure many of us have seen for ages, and shortcuts are just so uneventful.
The talking hand is talking sense.
I think that you really should delete it.
I like this.
I just pooped alot.
I knew Mossman worked at Umbrella.
This looks great.
So much rust.
Captures the Silent Hill atmosphere perfectly.
Looks awesome for a WIP.
And this guy should narrate the game.
It's amusing that it has a modern keyboard. I wonder what would happen if I pressed print screen.
Lighting does a map well, especially so here.
I second this idea.
I like those particles.
JLea is a damn talented mapper.
I can't believe what you people are doing wih this engine. It's incredible.
Doesn't look like a fishing village anymore.
The smoke is a great touch.
Clearly blood. Look, there's even the dead bodies of poor abused crates lying around.
Phong is perfect, and so is the texture and colour choice.
I love the beams of light and the shadows of the chairs.
The ceiling looks ready to collapse.
Bunkers rarely have this great sense of loneliness.
Looks hot to walk through.
They look so heavy. Brilliant work.
You've found a hole in the universe.
Can't ever have shelves without melons on them.
Very much like classic HL2 as well. I like.
Actually looks like someone might still live here.
I have to explore it. Right now.
This place just looks great.
Terrible state of disrepair, that.
Looks misty and cold.
Those tiles are very pretty.
I have to buy those fish.
Very good job on this view model.
I love that grass.
I wonder how bad things look outside.
These shots are really impressive.
All joking aside, I wish people would stop expecting a WIP mod to show off only the parts that are 100% completed.
The window should still be bright and colourful enough to rouse interest if it's an important feature.
Really good modelling work on these.
Very tasty little model.
Nice and claustrophobic here.
That's looking mighty fine.
The lighting is remarkable.
I almost don't want to hurt those gorgeous targets.
More bloom nao.
Oh man that lighting is great.
Clear your throat and profess your love for this mod loud and proud.
The lighting does wonders for the mood here.
This game. This game is going to be fun. Pure, beautiful-to-look-at FUN.
I do believe we need a proper screenshot.
I'm liking the real sense of sturdiness I get from looking at the end of the stick. Crooked spikes are a great addition.
This mod needs more inspiration from Deadly Shadows.