I am larger than most tables.
Do not go for Dear Esther if you want a story that actually makes any sense.
Box of beans for the win.
Because it's a narrative that Visceral wanted to take the player through at a predetermined pace. On-rails shooter is the best format for such a narrative and the Wii is the superior console for such a format by far.
That's why it's Wii exclusive.
Clearly some people have never actually been in a well-lit cave before, Kiory.
If nothing else at least the maps can be used in HL2 or GMod.
Underwater lampposts for the win.
The map looks beautiful and all, but is there going to be any honest to God story this time?