Some random guy
-Falling down doesn't make you a failure, staying down does
-If guns don't kill people and people kill people does that means that toasters don't toast toast but toast toast toast? O.o
-Before you critisize someone, you walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you critisize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes
-I heard that to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism but to steal from many is research :3
-Evening news is when they say "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't
-I'm not sure if this is 300 characters yet so I'm just gona put some more before i check
-War does not determine who us right; it only determines who is left
-Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad