"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Evelyn Beatrice Hall, in the book 'The Friends of Voltaire'
Josh Feuerstein is one of the few people that I genuinely hate. As in like, I want to smack him with a bible so hard that he would be able to feel the wrath that God released against Sodom and Gomorrah. I'm ok with feeling like that.
I'm with you. Polandball comics are supposed to satirise historical and political events, with some mocking stereotypes. They've devolved into 'I FIGURED OUT PAINT HUEHUE EUROFGT AMERIFAT!!111ONE!!'
Nebulon-B Helmsman: 'Captain, we're coming out of hyperspace'
Captain: *looks out window* 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-'
Sweden: 'You're just a big bully!'
Russia: 'Yeah, well you... you're just a dumb stoner!'
Shoot them. Shoot all of them.
Nah, just carry on with your life, ignore their demands. Of course, act as previously suggested if they confront you.
Cops be like 'ITS COMING RIGHT AT US!' *BLAM BLAM BLAM*
'And you know what happenings when he gets angry'
Sweden stays neutral and sells/exports raw materials like coal and steel to Germany?
You cannot simply say that interventionism is right or wrong. You've got to take it on a case-by-case basis. Otherwise, you risk simplifying the issue too much. So, I'm ok with eastern European nations joining NATO; they're joining, not being forced to join by occupying forces. Yugoslavia was a load of batsh*t that needed cleaning up as well. I don't want to comment much on the others due to a lack of knowledge/time/can't be bothered.
So yeah, depends on exactly what the situation is.
Awesome isn't quite the word I would use. Unique, perhaps, but not awesome.
The Commissar embraced the Farseer. For a moment, time seemed to slow. Everything was perfect in this burning, corrupt world. He leaned forwards and spoke into her pointed ear...
"SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE.' *BLAM* *BLAM*
Had me at 'Leninade'.
Was this comment, by any chance, inspired by the recent events in New South Wales?
They see me rollin'
Trying to catch me with a thrown track
An older version started with;
'Multilaser. Multilaser. Multilaser was born in Multilaser (this pleases him).'
I woulda put that up, but I couldn't find a screen cap.
Don't you mean MULTILASER. MULTILASER. "Multilaser" MULTILASER?
Fair enough I suppose. Come to think of it, Atheism+ is pretty much dead. Maybe we'll make it through after all.
When the SJWs came for the Academics,
I remained silent;
I was not an Academic
When they came for the Atheists,
I remained silent;
I was not an Atheist
When they came for the Gamers,
I remained silent;
I was not a gamer
When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.
That said, I am an atheist and a gamer, but I think this spin on Martin Niemoeller's famous quote sums it up. The SJWs have infiltrated each group in isolation. If we actually came together and opposed them in unison, we could quite handily beat them.
I doubt that'll ever happen though.
How do you boil the harbour water? With the flames of the burning White House.
'ARRESTING ME FOR WHAT? I'M NOT ALLOWED TO STAND UP FOR MY GOD? I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE PROMISED LAND! HUH? IS THIS THE PROMISED LAND? I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE PROMISED LAND! WHAT IS THIS A ROMAN PROVINCE OR SOMETHING?'
but who was Throne?
Don't forget the airhorns!
This might be the single greatest thing I've seen a Guest post. Like ever. I'm not sure I can match up. I feel inadequate. THATS IT I QUIT THE INTERNET. *stomps away*
Actually no, I need the internet.
Stupid people gonna stoopy
I can imagine Iron Man saying that like 'Maybe heheh... you need some solid ****... heheh *heavy breathing*'
I imagine there being a terms and conditions reading;
Note: Failure to produce the mandatory minimum of three children will lead to summary mindwipe and/or execution by your local and/or regional Commissar. Rubberium Condomnus to be used only in the case that three children have already been produced. Remember, a large family is a productive family and a productive family is favoured by the Emperor.
After all, you gotta maintain constant levels of cannon fodder.
Something becomes offensive when said to a special snowflake who lives in a hugbox environment. What should we do about it? Offend them some more.
They see me rolling
Trying to catch me slyly purging