"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Evelyn Beatrice Hall, in the book 'The Friends of Voltaire'
Pretty much vs anything.
Based Sargon of Akkad, as per usual.
I'm not saying its feminism...
... but its feminism.
I watched Scooby-Doo quite a bit when I was younger. Seems to have influenced me an awful lot then.
More like Swaguinius. Look at that glorious mane.
GRIMDARK is the only explanation you need.
Of course, you neglect to mention that the trooper drops the shell out of shock at what happened to his friend, which causes it to detonate, leaving nothing left but a wrecked tank and a bloody shoe.
Even simply spotting targets from behind the lines is dangerous when the universe is as grimdark as grimdark can be.
They did go overboard with multilasers.
Wait... multilasers... GOOOOOTTOOOOOOO!!!1!!!
Techno Barbarians? *spits* I thought they'd be taller.
*Policing the roads in Detroit
Emperor boop you my son.
They're lucky the police didn't shoot them then.
They'd all die of old age
The Volkswagen has become the Proletariatwagen
'Major General Ponsonby-Smythe, reporting for duty sir'
OH SH*T! I'M FADING AWaaaaayyyyy....
Correction; Balls of Ceramite
There's also this trend of not talking bluntly with women because 'OH THEY'RE ALL SO SENSITIVE'.
Revolutions are permanent, unless they are not. Are they? Yes. No they aren't. But perhaps they are? Yes. No. Yes?
That must be why they use suicide vests; they'll die first followed by innocent civilians/soldiers/emergency services members several milliseconds later.
*burning in atomic fire intensifies*
I'm a loyalist that's feeling
I'm pious with believing
That they're filled with heresy
Death is a preferable alternative to Communism - Liberty Prime
In Soviet Russia, Communism is preferable alternative to death - Soviet Russians
I think part of the issue here is that the immigration issue is different between our two countries. To quote the French Mayor of Calais (paraphrased):
'Illegals see the UK as the soft nation of Europe. £30 a week is a lot for people that have nothing'.
Britain has an asylum seeker/benefit/immigration system that has been, is and can be exploited more easily than that of other Euro nations. None of the main parties address this or address it satisfactorily. As such, parties like UKIP that offer 'solutions' gain a lot more appeal.
Kalga, the chosen one who will fix the internet.
I'm not suggesting that we need to stop immigration. What I'm talking about is, for example, the incompetent handling of illegal immigrants here in the UK. Thousands are still here and the mainstream parties have done sweet f*ck all to solve it. Then we have the Calais camps of illegals. The French have them contained, but that's about it. The British government hasn't helped the situation. If they're caught, they're sent back there rather than to the country of origin.
As far as it not being a problem, as long as the public take issue with it, it is a problem.
Note also that I stated 'issues like immigration'. That's not the only one. We've had a scandal in the UK in Rotherham in which a gang of Asian (Pakistani I think) men were able to molest/rape young girls and get away with it because the police were ordered by the council to not intervene for fear of being called racist. Any issue that is even slightly controversial, immigration, race, gender and so on, has been handled terribly by the mainstream parties. These right wing parties offer a more direct solution; something an angry public would appreciate.
in b4 'u r a racism' I'm a 3rd generation immigrant.
I think that these groups will get more popular as mainstream parties currently act useless and refuse to tackle issues like immigration because of political correctness.
I imagine the assessment team in Britain being like:
'Um yeah, we'll just send you some Matildas and Valentines'
You mean to say that Chukwu isn't real?
Only women from the United States that are of Dutch descent because remember, cultural appropriation is bad.
Its just meant to be posh, what with him being an officer. You know instead of 'Hey c*nt, get here so that I can f***ing chop your c**k off'
'Avast ye blaggard ork, you cannot pass by my officer issue boulders of ceramite.'
*Regiment **When necessary
We need an extra panel with all the empires laughing together as they cut up Earthball.
Tactical abilities of the Ultramarines? We're all doomed.
They see me rollin'
Trying to catch me with a thrown track
An older version started with;
'Multilaser. Multilaser. Multilaser was born in Multilaser (this pleases him).'
I woulda put that up, but I couldn't find a screen cap.
'ARRESTING ME FOR WHAT? I'M NOT ALLOWED TO STAND UP FOR MY GOD? I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE PROMISED LAND! HUH? IS THIS THE PROMISED LAND? I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE PROMISED LAND! WHAT IS THIS A ROMAN PROVINCE OR SOMETHING?'
but who was Throne?
When you're all alone #JustMaccabianJanissaryThings
Erm eeerrrr deeeerrrrmon peeerrrnzzz.
Just like the Triple Entente. Very subtle*.
*Not subtle in any way
THE BROTHER MACHINE-REAPER IS PINNED THERE. INCOMING KARMA-FORCEMENTS.
Ahhhh the good old days of the Kingdom of Hungary. A kingdom led by a regent. A landlocked country with an admiral for a leader. Allies with the nations it wants land from and at war with those that could help Hungary acquire that land. Good times.
He will hit them with his sceptre. ALL. OF. THEM.
'La Guerra Gothica'? WHAT ARE YOU? SOME KINDA COMMIE-HERETIC? WE SPEAK HIGH GOTHIC AROUND HERE!
I don't always hit Orks with my sword, but when I do, I don't need to be driven closer.
Ok. That's like... India's opinion man.
Pretty good. How about you?
You can have a BLAM, you can have a BLAM, everyone of you can have a BLAM.
I'm at University and can confirm that this is 100% true.
A nu cheeki-breeki i v damki!
Its funny, I was just reading that on 1d4chan. Its almost as if my web browser was specifically set up for me to see that. Would've taken some kind of tactical geniu- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Natural election not legal? DAMNIT, I KNEW THOSE POLLS WERE RIGGED!
Remove MRA and non-SJW. Insert feminist. Feminist has wisdom of falcon. You are worst man.
Insert glorious Serb. Remove worst Turk.
'Hey guys, lets stop fighting a civil war over who will control our nation. We should take apart this giant tricycle and put it in a museum instead.'
I thought God gave people cancer because we live in a fallen world? It seems that my scrying of raven innards was incorrect. I better go pray to our Dark Lord for guidance.
I dunno lol. If you have a link to the site that you got this from, I'd be interested to find out though.
Signature Integration Demonstrator is what the SID stands for, I think.
That, or the tank is affectionately referred to as Sid.
Actually, this is my own satirical view on the situation with a joke about the EU being the Fourth German Empire.
If you check that, then you're a cheater. And you should feel bad.
He's ok with being called Stan for short/stealth.
I was hoping the vaguely sourced image could add a little bit of mystery to it.
28 mins and 52 secs in and we have a winner.
Not sure if lmao or rofl.
You missed out the 'KABOOOMARRGGGHHHHMYLEGS' part.
I thought it was a Matilda 2?
Chieftains gonna Chief.
Gimme dat petard.
Isn't this the Centaur variant?
A perfect example would be the Islamic world at this point. They maintained the knowledge of the Romans and Greeks until some imbeciles rose to power who declared it evil witchcraft. Its less religion, but people who use power gained through religion, politics, military etc to damage science.
Now we just need Francis in the tank.
That white star on allied vehicles? Same idea as here; prevent friendly fire.
I'm sure we all know which country is more forgiving, liberal and generally free. I wonder how that could happen...
And now Russia has invaded.
Putin y u do dis?
Would you like some aloe for that burn, religions?
Fairly good point. I would say that there are cases when faith is a bad thing. For example, having 'faith' that gravity will function correctly on the Earth is reasonable and doesn't harm anyone.
Having 'faith' that you will go to heaven and get seventy two virgins for fighting 'infidels' can lead you to flying planes into towers and blowing up buses full of people, which is bad. Having faith that you won't fall after stepping off a cliff is also bad since, you know, falling and splatting on the ground. So faith can, in that sense, be bad.
Its also rather lazy in some cases; 'I have faith that god will help the flood victims' versus 'I'm going to help the flood victims by using my 4x4 to deliver blankets, food and clean water'. Its rather clear which is the better thing to do.
I'm all for the development of bionic replacement parts such as arms and legs. For example; grafting a bionic arm to replace one that was blown off by an IED. However, I wouldn't recommend removing correctly functioning biological body parts in favour of mechanical parts.
Basically, fix people; don't substitute their parts when there is no issue or necessity. Just my two pence.
Tanker-"Sir, we were training the Afghan National Army sir."
Officer-"Oh... carry on then."
Hear, hear. This man speaks wisely.
On a serious note, spanking your child and explaining why what they did is bad works. In proportion of course. Spank them if they purposefully tried to strangle the household dog, but not because they called someone an idiot; just tell them why they shouldn't call people that.
Bill- "You never go full retard."
Obligatory you are that guy comment.
That's pretty much me every day.
Last Thursday there was an after school Q&A called "GRILL* A CHRISTIAN". I asked them a question about being good regardless of religion and managed to get them to debate each other rather than the audience for the last 50 minutes. I think that goes to show the incompatibility of Evangelical Roman Catholicism, the Anglican Church and Methodist Christians alone, never mind the many more branches out there.
*Grill is British slang for interrogate
This is in the UK. The threats gays and a lack of God pose are more natural in nature, if you excuse the goddamned lack of synonyms present in my head for the word nature.
But yeah, apparently the all powerful God must obey human secular laws regarding religion in the USA. Funny that.
Oh terrorism, how you've handed liberty and freedom over to the governments of our world on a silver platter. They just haven't managed to eat all of it yet.
"So, how do we get out of this without glorious leader finding out? I don't know about you, but I like my head being attached to my body."
Let's put the blitz in blitzkrieg.
We... we should take away their metuhl bawkses.
Oh noes, the metal has sunken ;(
'unlike the northern scum who love slavery but never go against war criminal Lincoln'. I'm sorry, I thought Lincoln abolished slaves and that the south massacred surrendering black soldiers at Fort Pillow, Tennessee. Then again, I'm just a British history student so what do I know.
It's from 'The Iron Giant'
I really don't know that much about them. Can't be that bad if their activities aren't that well publicised. Heck, they aren't even common knowledge in my little part of the UK.
Loving the facial hair.
Stannis the Mannis
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my country creating yours.
Lets name her the Free Debate Community!
And another group is born. I am proud to say that I am a founding member of it. You (points at other members of this group) should be too. Join today!
Fair enough. Also Quebec. Or at least, Quebec's stereotype.
Communism is beautiful in theory. However its execution has been and is less than desirable. In a perfect world, Communism would be far better in terms of ease of application. However, due to the nature of humans and society, too many people would exploit the system or form harsh dictatorships in which some people are more equal than others. Because of this, I'm a supporter of Capitalism. I would say, however, that certain elements of Communism/Socialism, such as universal healthcare, are most definitely positive and can and should be implemented in Capitalist nations.
I thought that was already obvious, seeing as Canada is on top (cue Canada versus USA rap battle).
But can it into Euromoniez?
I'm going in, cover me Porkins.
I think he may have been making a jab about immigration...
There's a larger hole in this image, literally right behind the gun for it to protrude through, its visible in the centre-right of the square.
I was simply pointing out to rkraptor07 the reasoning behind sparkranpant's comment. No need to get all facts and statistics on me. *pulls the 'look out we got a badass over here pose'*
None better in terms of getting things done, but surely he could have been nicer about it.
The pintle mounted gun should be poking through the shield, not with the shield to its back.
Except for the lucky ones. They end up in a museum! Or storage.
I c wut u did thar. Being unable to into the periodic table is a contributing factor of their inability to into space.
Neither, they'd find and beat up the nearest German Soldier.
I do try.
Lets not turn this into a 'My tank's gun will defeat your tank' and 'HAHAHA, your tank just set off my trap card' contest. Those suck.
I couldn't help but read the demon's lines in Lord Bale's voice from Dawn of War. On another note, this made me chuckle.
This. Also, its probably a sign that they should prepare their collective anus for massve butthurt.
Its a bush, damn it.
PUN PUN PUN PUN
No one was defending them. For Pete's sake, some people are way too touchy. Besides, the average Wehrmacht soldier fought for country rather than ideology. The SS were scum and paid the price.
That one guy in Band of Brothers got ran over. Very painful looking.
Exactly, he commands it to hunt...
Ahhhh, Hodor Hodor, Hodor, Hodor Hodor!
The tank is cunningly hunting its prey using the man in an awkward looking uniform as cover. Nobody will see it coming.
Nope. (Lets see how long we can keep this chain going)
Looks like that guy *puts on sunglasses* got shλfted.
I know that feel bro.
Flamin' dingos, Jerry right there, he's puttin' a shrimp on the barbie!
Launch all the nukes!!!
I think I laughed a little too much at this one. Oh well.
I heard one once, 'Try not to be a c*nt'
It wasn't there previously, good sir.
Much masonry was defecated that day.
Fear not my friend. I forgive you. *mashes downvote button*
Pretty much summed it up.
Musn't laugh *muhhuha*, musn't laugh *pfff*, IT'S TOO MUCH, HAHAHAHAHAH! Seriously though, it's quite funny.
I'm not sure. There isn't even a question. My life is a lie.
Some say that beneath the armour, there is nothing but a box containing the tears of a small lizard, others say that it's powered by the burning of pubic hair. All we know is it's called the Black Eagle!
Oh man, that top right one.
STILL, ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY STAND UPON A BUSH! MY LIFE IS A LIE!
HOW ARE THOSE MEN STANDING ON A BUSH? SURELY IT WOULD COLLAPSE UNDER THEIR COMBINED WEIGHT!
In Commonwealth Britain, tank rides you.
This certainly caused me to chuckle.
I recognize this.
We all appear to concur.
Indeed, I am so multicultural :D
Montgomery would like a word with you...
WF Round loaded!
Sorry, by my count there was about 30 uploads in one session.
Nope, I don't think we will. Though I will give credit when it is due. They may have surrendered but the Free French fought alongside us and the French resistance disrupted German operations in France.
Oh yes. But then again, why does it matter what it's secondary armament is. It's french. They'll be firing white flags from their main guns.
And here I thought I was being all clever getting it from a book ;(
Nope, and I did say treat him with respect. He is the first ever tank. Ever. In Human History.
You've forced my hand, I'm about to upload the tank equivalent of an Inter Continental Ballistic Missile. May God have mercy upon us this day.
I think part of it is from the rear sinking into the sand slightly, and the rest is the different suspension. I think...
Cool, I'll have to check it out. Cheers mate
I dunno, but hey it's the thought that counts. Also how did you find out about that light tank. It looks interesting.
edit: The book 'The Illustrated Encyclopedia of the World's Tanks and Fighting Vehicles' sitting on my lap really helps lol
No problem pal
From the ol' Patton in the previous pic, to this modern beast. It really has come a long way.
I shall repair this, never fear. Also, there could be more before the night is out. hehe
Based on what you've said I'd guess at the fact that this is sort of the finalized standard Patton, it's 'lineage' being the ton of versions prior to it going all the way to the first converted Pershing tanks.
Well, technically not re-armed as the Scorpion 90 or Scorpion 2 has a Cockerill 90mm gun.
There are grooves in the barrel that fit the missile's fins to aid in accuracy. Unfortunately the grooves weakened the barrels structural integrity causing them to split and crack until they finally shattered.
HUZZAH! LONG LIVE THE COMMONWEALTH!
These are British, just to let you know.
Funny you should say that. During the French revolution the loyalists waved white flags so they could be told apart from the revolutionaries.
Mmmmmm, retoast, delicious.
Which makes it a scott
Abaddon: I won finally.
Creed (in orbit): Course you did, now I'll just push this button and BOOM!
Abaddon: An Exterminatus Fleet, to get here so quick it must've taken some kind of tactical geniu... CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Geoff: Hey Bert look at this, it's...
Bert: Don't touch it it's a hun trap!
Geoff: My eyes they burn, the milk BURNS! The goggles do nothing!
Yeah, SAS were based on the LRDG.
Looks like the brutii pesants swapped equipment with some elves :D
They look great man.
I really need to reinstall this
what are these?
This is great, my favourite.
Dunno why but it reminds me of a whale.
It could be a space whale!
I remember these from Galactic Battlegrounds!
Great work. Reminds me of the film a little. Well a lot.
WOW I like the guy with the long rifle.
How long did this take you?
Very well done im downloading now
That's me every time I try to put together a model tank. Or when I try to slice bread. Or even when I pour milk into my cereal bowl.
The heathens dare to scratch the paintwork? Such gall.
It is indeed TEH BEEEEHHHNNBLLLLAAAAYYYDDE
Gotta pray fast - Sanic the Christhog
Just hope that they aren't up against Creed. If they are, they can expect a company of Ogryns to pop up from behind that Hammerhead Commander's binoculars.
Get in, we've got some purging to do.
Captain Promised Land
I was hoping for you to respond with a place or site page. Just so I could go all:
'Tehr iz no tyime to be lowst.
SPEHSS MEHREENS, TODEH THE ENEMEH ES AT OUA DOAR!' etc
Or would that be so low? [crisis intensifies]
Coupled with the powers of Origin, my wallet was a mere Serbia to Steam's German Empire and Origin's Austria-Hungary.
Josh Feuerstein is one of the few people that I genuinely hate. As in like, I want to smack him with a bible so hard that he would be able to feel the wrath that God released against Sodom and Gomorrah. I'm ok with feeling like that.
I'm with you. Polandball comics are supposed to satirise historical and political events, with some mocking stereotypes. They've devolved into 'I FIGURED OUT PAINT HUEHUE EUROFGT AMERIFAT!!111ONE!!'
Nebulon-B Helmsman: 'Captain, we're coming out of hyperspace'
Captain: *looks out window* 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-'
Sweden: 'You're just a big bully!'
Russia: 'Yeah, well you... you're just a dumb stoner!'
Shoot them. Shoot all of them.
Nah, just carry on with your life, ignore their demands. Of course, act as previously suggested if they confront you.
Cops be like 'ITS COMING RIGHT AT US!' *BLAM BLAM BLAM*
'And you know what happenings when he gets angry'
Sweden stays neutral and sells/exports raw materials like coal and steel to Germany?
You cannot simply say that interventionism is right or wrong. You've got to take it on a case-by-case basis. Otherwise, you risk simplifying the issue too much. So, I'm ok with eastern European nations joining NATO; they're joining, not being forced to join by occupying forces. Yugoslavia was a load of batsh*t that needed cleaning up as well. I don't want to comment much on the others due to a lack of knowledge/time/can't be bothered.
So yeah, depends on exactly what the situation is.
Awesome isn't quite the word I would use. Unique, perhaps, but not awesome.
The Commissar embraced the Farseer. For a moment, time seemed to slow. Everything was perfect in this burning, corrupt world. He leaned forwards and spoke into her pointed ear...
"SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE.' *BLAM* *BLAM*
Had me at 'Leninade'.
Was this comment, by any chance, inspired by the recent events in New South Wales?