"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Evelyn Beatrice Hall, in the book 'The Friends of Voltaire'
IF GOD IS REAL, THEN WHY DID HE MAKE MY EYES HURT SO MUCH WHEN I PLUCK THEM OUT? WHY ARGHHEGHEHGARGHGAG
'Major General Ponsonby-Smythe, reporting for duty sir'
Day 3: We have begun to clear the deepest recesses of the 'Golden Throne'. Reports of fumes damaging protective gear appear to be true. The Imperial Guardsmen assigned to this detail have described the pungent odour as 'the aftermath of curry night at the local pub'. This term, as far as we can decipher, is in reference to the spicy curry dishes of the ancient nation of India that became a common cheap dish in Public Houses located throughout the ancient United Kingdom, and the violent effects they would have upon the internal organs of the native British population.
Admiral: 'Fleet to Ground Control, we're here to assist in repelling invaders.'
Ground Control: 'What invaders?'
Admiral: *looks at updated clock* 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-'
'corruption and heresy' By that do you mean backlogged paperwork? Cos I ain't even touch dat.
OH SH*T! I'M FADING AWaaaaayyyyy....
Make Land Raider out of skulls
Pour milk over it
Correction; Balls of Ceramite
Everything below these comments. We need some karma medics.
Intriguing, yet highly disturbing.
Yet another futile karma troll has struck.
'Civilian, I cannot smell the pungent aroma of the coloured vegetation you thrust towards me, and I do not care to. Retreat behind the barrier or I shall be forced to open fire. Long Live the Imperium. For the Emperor.'
For 200 points, you can get a full squadron of 3. However, due to the nature of the Compensator Dreadnought, they're all just firing blanks.
1v1 me on Rust PC Gamer
You'll find a lot of sarcasm on this page. Seems to be a relatively recent thing.
He was aware of the risks. Most everyone is. Its just that Westerners generally hold freedom of speech higher than religious sensitivity.
You see Ivan, when tank is of upside down
Armour cannot be penetrated because tank is appearings destroyed
You realise this is a joke and that, as such, hypothetical examples are null and void?
I'm not sure what's up, I'm able to post fine. Admins might know more as you suggest.
To upload pictures, click on one of the images on the group. On the right hand down, if you scroll down a bit, there is the options box. You should see 'add media' and 'upload now' next to it. Click upload now and put your picture up.
Revolutions are permanent, unless they are not. Are they? Yes. No they aren't. But perhaps they are? Yes. No. Yes?
That must be why they use suicide vests; they'll die first followed by innocent civilians/soldiers/emergency services members several milliseconds later.
- Only naval officer in the entire Imperial Navy that isn't grimdark
- Slips on wet floor and breaks neck on first day
- Paralysed body is converted into servitor
- Becomes one of the most grimdark things that the Imperium produces
There are three threes expressed in the comments via their numerical symbol. DEFINITELY CONFIRMED
But it can cut apart a strawman quite nicely
*Holding up Nutella* 'ALLAH HU AKBAR!'
Indeed, god is truly great for creating such a heavenly spread.
Slicing with the blade of ignorance.
You're still on the Earth, so God's able to protect you