"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Evelyn Beatrice Hall, in the book 'The Friends of Voltaire'
These men are to be executed for abuse of Departmento Munitorum property. Mess tins are not to be used for target practice. Let the punishment of these men serve as an example to you all. Emperor have mercy. *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*
*Policing the roads in Detroit
"Ain't no brakes on the rape train"
I see you have requested me as a friend. I don't know who you are and I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a friend I can tell you I have space on my list. I have a set of skills. Skills I have acquired during my 18 years on this planet. Skills that make me a friendly guy for people like you. If I accept your request now then that will hopefully not be the end of things. We can be pals and have a good time on this site. As we are not members of (m)any of the same groups as each other I will look for your comments, I will find them and I will give them positive karma.
Tonight on Domus, we'll be looking at Head Provost Antony's apartment in the 500 blocks followed by a tour of Governor Matyas' Palatial Fortress in the High Spire! Get ready for a taste of the Hive's finest living and the living of the Hive's finest, tonight at 9! (Terran GMT time)
Emperor boop you my son.
They're lucky the police didn't shoot them then.
They'd all die of old age
Rebel Sentry: Hey do you hear that?
Rebel Sergeant: Yeah, it sounds like a sh*tload of f*ck you.
*Rebels turn around*
Rebel Sentry: You were right Sarge.
The Volkswagen has become the Proletariatwagen
Duke Nukem vs the Doom Marine
I love how Humans and Dwarves are usually bros in some way or another and both are like 'F*ckin Elves and their superiority complex.'
Holocaust denial is legal here in the UK
11/10 would not deny in France
You see Vlad, when of declarings ceasefire
All violencing is irrelevant in news medias
IF GOD IS REAL, THEN WHY DID HE MAKE MY EYES HURT SO MUCH WHEN I PLUCK THEM OUT? WHY ARGHHEGHEHGARGHGAG
'Major General Ponsonby-Smythe, reporting for duty sir'
Day 3: We have begun to clear the deepest recesses of the 'Golden Throne'. Reports of fumes damaging protective gear appear to be true. The Imperial Guardsmen assigned to this detail have described the pungent odour as 'the aftermath of curry night at the local pub'. This term, as far as we can decipher, is in reference to the spicy curry dishes of the ancient nation of India that became a common cheap dish in Public Houses located throughout the ancient United Kingdom, and the violent effects they would have upon the internal organs of the native British population.
Admiral: 'Fleet to Ground Control, we're here to assist in repelling invaders.'
Ground Control: 'What invaders?'
Admiral: *looks at updated clock* 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-'
'corruption and heresy' By that do you mean backlogged paperwork? Cos I ain't even touch dat.
OH SH*T! I'M FADING AWaaaaayyyyy....
Make Land Raider out of skulls
Pour milk over it
Correction; Balls of Ceramite
Everything below these comments. We need some karma medics.
Intriguing, yet highly disturbing.
Yet another futile karma troll has struck.
'Civilian, I cannot smell the pungent aroma of the coloured vegetation you thrust towards me, and I do not care to. Retreat behind the barrier or I shall be forced to open fire. Long Live the Imperium. For the Emperor.'
For 200 points, you can get a full squadron of 3. However, due to the nature of the Compensator Dreadnought, they're all just firing blanks.
1v1 me on Rust PC Gamer
You'll find a lot of sarcasm on this page. Seems to be a relatively recent thing.