"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Evelyn Beatrice Hall, in the book 'The Friends of Voltaire'
They see me rollin'
Trying to catch me with a thrown track
An older version started with;
'Multilaser. Multilaser. Multilaser was born in Multilaser (this pleases him).'
I woulda put that up, but I couldn't find a screen cap.
'ARRESTING ME FOR WHAT? I'M NOT ALLOWED TO STAND UP FOR MY GOD? I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE PROMISED LAND! HUH? IS THIS THE PROMISED LAND? I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE PROMISED LAND! WHAT IS THIS A ROMAN PROVINCE OR SOMETHING?'
but who was Throne?
Why not both?
When you're all alone #JustMaccabianJanissaryThings
Erm eeerrrr deeeerrrrmon peeerrrnzzz.
Just like the Triple Entente. Very subtle*.
*Not subtle in any way
THE BROTHER MACHINE-REAPER IS PINNED THERE. INCOMING KARMA-FORCEMENTS.
Ahhhh the good old days of the Kingdom of Hungary. A kingdom led by a regent. A landlocked country with an admiral for a leader. Allies with the nations it wants land from and at war with those that could help Hungary acquire that land. Good times.
He will hit them with his sceptre. ALL. OF. THEM.
'La Guerra Gothica'? WHAT ARE YOU? SOME KINDA COMMIE-HERETIC? WE SPEAK HIGH GOTHIC AROUND HERE!
I don't always hit Orks with my sword, but when I do, I don't need to be driven closer.
Ok. That's like... India's opinion man.
Pretty good. How about you?
You can have a BLAM, you can have a BLAM, everyone of you can have a BLAM.
I'm at University and can confirm that this is 100% true.
A nu cheeki-breeki i v damki!
Its funny, I was just reading that on 1d4chan. Its almost as if my web browser was specifically set up for me to see that. Would've taken some kind of tactical geniu- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Natural election not legal? DAMNIT, I KNEW THOSE POLLS WERE RIGGED!
Remove MRA and non-SJW. Insert feminist. Feminist has wisdom of falcon. You are worst man.
Insert glorious Serb. Remove worst Turk.
'Hey guys, lets stop fighting a civil war over who will control our nation. We should take apart this giant tricycle and put it in a museum instead.'
I thought God gave people cancer because we live in a fallen world? It seems that my scrying of raven innards was incorrect. I better go pray to our Dark Lord for guidance.
I dunno lol. If you have a link to the site that you got this from, I'd be interested to find out though.
Signature Integration Demonstrator is what the SID stands for, I think.
That, or the tank is affectionately referred to as Sid.
Actually, this is my own satirical view on the situation with a joke about the EU being the Fourth German Empire.
If you check that, then you're a cheater. And you should feel bad.
He's ok with being called Stan for short/stealth.
I was hoping the vaguely sourced image could add a little bit of mystery to it.
28 mins and 52 secs in and we have a winner.
Not sure if lmao or rofl.
You missed out the 'KABOOOMARRGGGHHHHMYLEGS' part.
I thought it was a Matilda 2?
Chieftains gonna Chief.
Gimme dat petard.
Isn't this the Centaur variant?
A perfect example would be the Islamic world at this point. They maintained the knowledge of the Romans and Greeks until some imbeciles rose to power who declared it evil witchcraft. Its less religion, but people who use power gained through religion, politics, military etc to damage science.
Now we just need Francis in the tank.
That white star on allied vehicles? Same idea as here; prevent friendly fire.
I'm sure we all know which country is more forgiving, liberal and generally free. I wonder how that could happen...
And now Russia has invaded.
Putin y u do dis?
Would you like some aloe for that burn, religions?
Fairly good point. I would say that there are cases when faith is a bad thing. For example, having 'faith' that gravity will function correctly on the Earth is reasonable and doesn't harm anyone.
Having 'faith' that you will go to heaven and get seventy two virgins for fighting 'infidels' can lead you to flying planes into towers and blowing up buses full of people, which is bad. Having faith that you won't fall after stepping off a cliff is also bad since, you know, falling and splatting on the ground. So faith can, in that sense, be bad.
Its also rather lazy in some cases; 'I have faith that god will help the flood victims' versus 'I'm going to help the flood victims by using my 4x4 to deliver blankets, food and clean water'. Its rather clear which is the better thing to do.
I'm all for the development of bionic replacement parts such as arms and legs. For example; grafting a bionic arm to replace one that was blown off by an IED. However, I wouldn't recommend removing correctly functioning biological body parts in favour of mechanical parts.
Basically, fix people; don't substitute their parts when there is no issue or necessity. Just my two pence.
Tanker-"Sir, we were training the Afghan National Army sir."
Officer-"Oh... carry on then."
Hear, hear. This man speaks wisely.
On a serious note, spanking your child and explaining why what they did is bad works. In proportion of course. Spank them if they purposefully tried to strangle the household dog, but not because they called someone an idiot; just tell them why they shouldn't call people that.
Bill- "You never go full retard."
Obligatory you are that guy comment.
That's pretty much me every day.
Last Thursday there was an after school Q&A called "GRILL* A CHRISTIAN". I asked them a question about being good regardless of religion and managed to get them to debate each other rather than the audience for the last 50 minutes. I think that goes to show the incompatibility of Evangelical Roman Catholicism, the Anglican Church and Methodist Christians alone, never mind the many more branches out there.
*Grill is British slang for interrogate
This is in the UK. The threats gays and a lack of God pose are more natural in nature, if you excuse the goddamned lack of synonyms present in my head for the word nature.
But yeah, apparently the all powerful God must obey human secular laws regarding religion in the USA. Funny that.
Oh terrorism, how you've handed liberty and freedom over to the governments of our world on a silver platter. They just haven't managed to eat all of it yet.
"So, how do we get out of this without glorious leader finding out? I don't know about you, but I like my head being attached to my body."
Let's put the blitz in blitzkrieg.
We... we should take away their metuhl bawkses.
Oh noes, the metal has sunken ;(
'unlike the northern scum who love slavery but never go against war criminal Lincoln'. I'm sorry, I thought Lincoln abolished slaves and that the south massacred surrendering black soldiers at Fort Pillow, Tennessee. Then again, I'm just a British history student so what do I know.
It's from 'The Iron Giant'
I really don't know that much about them. Can't be that bad if their activities aren't that well publicised. Heck, they aren't even common knowledge in my little part of the UK.
Loving the facial hair.
Stannis the Mannis
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my country creating yours.
Lets name her the Free Debate Community!
And another group is born. I am proud to say that I am a founding member of it. You (points at other members of this group) should be too. Join today!
Fair enough. Also Quebec. Or at least, Quebec's stereotype.
Communism is beautiful in theory. However its execution has been and is less than desirable. In a perfect world, Communism would be far better in terms of ease of application. However, due to the nature of humans and society, too many people would exploit the system or form harsh dictatorships in which some people are more equal than others. Because of this, I'm a supporter of Capitalism. I would say, however, that certain elements of Communism/Socialism, such as universal healthcare, are most definitely positive and can and should be implemented in Capitalist nations.
I thought that was already obvious, seeing as Canada is on top (cue Canada versus USA rap battle).
But can it into Euromoniez?
I'm going in, cover me Porkins.
I think he may have been making a jab about immigration...
There's a larger hole in this image, literally right behind the gun for it to protrude through, its visible in the centre-right of the square.
I was simply pointing out to rkraptor07 the reasoning behind sparkranpant's comment. No need to get all facts and statistics on me. *pulls the 'look out we got a badass over here pose'*
None better in terms of getting things done, but surely he could have been nicer about it.
The pintle mounted gun should be poking through the shield, not with the shield to its back.
Except for the lucky ones. They end up in a museum! Or storage.
I c wut u did thar. Being unable to into the periodic table is a contributing factor of their inability to into space.
Neither, they'd find and beat up the nearest German Soldier.
I do try.
Lets not turn this into a 'My tank's gun will defeat your tank' and 'HAHAHA, your tank just set off my trap card' contest. Those suck.
I couldn't help but read the demon's lines in Lord Bale's voice from Dawn of War. On another note, this made me chuckle.
This. Also, its probably a sign that they should prepare their collective anus for massve butthurt.
Its a bush, damn it.
PUN PUN PUN PUN
No one was defending them. For Pete's sake, some people are way too touchy. Besides, the average Wehrmacht soldier fought for country rather than ideology. The SS were scum and paid the price.
That one guy in Band of Brothers got ran over. Very painful looking.
Exactly, he commands it to hunt...
Ahhhh, Hodor Hodor, Hodor, Hodor Hodor!
The tank is cunningly hunting its prey using the man in an awkward looking uniform as cover. Nobody will see it coming.
Nope. (Lets see how long we can keep this chain going)
Looks like that guy *puts on sunglasses* got shλfted.
I know that feel bro.
Flamin' dingos, Jerry right there, he's puttin' a shrimp on the barbie!
Launch all the nukes!!!
I think I laughed a little too much at this one. Oh well.
I heard one once, 'Try not to be a c*nt'
It wasn't there previously, good sir.
Much masonry was defecated that day.
Fear not my friend. I forgive you. *mashes downvote button*
Pretty much summed it up.
Musn't laugh *muhhuha*, musn't laugh *pfff*, IT'S TOO MUCH, HAHAHAHAHAH! Seriously though, it's quite funny.
I'm not sure. There isn't even a question. My life is a lie.
Some say that beneath the armour, there is nothing but a box containing the tears of a small lizard, others say that it's powered by the burning of pubic hair. All we know is it's called the Black Eagle!
Oh man, that top right one.
STILL, ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY STAND UPON A BUSH! MY LIFE IS A LIE!
HOW ARE THOSE MEN STANDING ON A BUSH? SURELY IT WOULD COLLAPSE UNDER THEIR COMBINED WEIGHT!
In Commonwealth Britain, tank rides you.
This certainly caused me to chuckle.
I recognize this.
We all appear to concur.
Indeed, I am so multicultural :D
Montgomery would like a word with you...
WF Round loaded!
Sorry, by my count there was about 30 uploads in one session.
Nope, I don't think we will. Though I will give credit when it is due. They may have surrendered but the Free French fought alongside us and the French resistance disrupted German operations in France.
Oh yes. But then again, why does it matter what it's secondary armament is. It's french. They'll be firing white flags from their main guns.
And here I thought I was being all clever getting it from a book ;(
Nope, and I did say treat him with respect. He is the first ever tank. Ever. In Human History.
You've forced my hand, I'm about to upload the tank equivalent of an Inter Continental Ballistic Missile. May God have mercy upon us this day.
I think part of it is from the rear sinking into the sand slightly, and the rest is the different suspension. I think...
Cool, I'll have to check it out. Cheers mate
I dunno, but hey it's the thought that counts. Also how did you find out about that light tank. It looks interesting.
edit: The book 'The Illustrated Encyclopedia of the World's Tanks and Fighting Vehicles' sitting on my lap really helps lol
No problem pal
From the ol' Patton in the previous pic, to this modern beast. It really has come a long way.
I shall repair this, never fear. Also, there could be more before the night is out. hehe
Based on what you've said I'd guess at the fact that this is sort of the finalized standard Patton, it's 'lineage' being the ton of versions prior to it going all the way to the first converted Pershing tanks.
Well, technically not re-armed as the Scorpion 90 or Scorpion 2 has a Cockerill 90mm gun.
There are grooves in the barrel that fit the missile's fins to aid in accuracy. Unfortunately the grooves weakened the barrels structural integrity causing them to split and crack until they finally shattered.
HUZZAH! LONG LIVE THE COMMONWEALTH!
These are British, just to let you know.
Funny you should say that. During the French revolution the loyalists waved white flags so they could be told apart from the revolutionaries.
Mmmmmm, retoast, delicious.
Which makes it a scott
Abaddon: I won finally.
Creed (in orbit): Course you did, now I'll just push this button and BOOM!
Abaddon: An Exterminatus Fleet, to get here so quick it must've taken some kind of tactical geniu... CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Geoff: Hey Bert look at this, it's...
Bert: Don't touch it it's a hun trap!
Geoff: My eyes they burn, the milk BURNS! The goggles do nothing!
Yeah, SAS were based on the LRDG.
Looks like the brutii pesants swapped equipment with some elves :D
They look great man.
I really need to reinstall this
what are these?
This is great, my favourite.
Dunno why but it reminds me of a whale.
It could be a space whale!
I remember these from Galactic Battlegrounds!
Great work. Reminds me of the film a little. Well a lot.
WOW I like the guy with the long rifle.
How long did this take you?
Very well done im downloading now
*Postum Scriptorius; If you do not collect said image, please report to your local/regimental Commissar for immediate mind scrubbing and/or execution.
I use internet explorer. *grabs popcorn*
Yo dawg I heard you like war, so I put a tank in yo military truck so yo can drive to war, while yo drive to war!
ALSO REMEMBER, WE RUN, WE ARE USED AS EXAMPLES BY COMMISSAR!
Then it reveals that in place of a main gun there is simply... a giant plunger.
I've done my best to rebalance the for- karma. But its testing me. I might have to become a Christian...
In the next edition:
The Commissar Wants Me To Drive Him Closer
I Don't Speak The Other Regiment's Language
I Lost My Munitorum Issue Armour And Am Due For Execution
The Regiment Is Being Digested By Tyranids
The Medicae Recommended Euthanasia For My Cold
How To *BLAM* More Efficienlty
And of course, our new column: Slamming For The Jamperor
I've gotta say, I can't comment. After all, as a cis, heterosexual, white, anglo-ugric, 6 foot 3 inches, able bodied male with depression, I can't help but oppress women.
London eh? We hardy Northmen would easily survive the Ebola virus if it spread to Britain. We would simply kill it with our sleeveless winter wear, brown ale and grumpy old ex steelworkers/miners.
Seriously though, gib investment munnies pl0x
Love me some Sargon of Akkad. He gets so ragey sometimes.
If you assert something hard enough, it must be true.
'Yeah, uh, we lost an entire regiment on that hill sir. Another one? If you're sure it'll work sir.'
No beard? Must be a Blood Claw.
I'm at University and can yet again confirm this to be 100% true. Of course, this all occurs while you're on fire since you're in hell as we've already established by my previous confirmation: Moddb.com
Sag aloo snack bar
You'll need to drive me closer first.
3: My comment was saying that your parody was so good that it justifies Australia's entire formation and existence during and after the British Empire
He really can play any role.
'I'm gonna have to give you a ticket for damaged wing mirrors. It reduces your ability to see to your rear. And another for parking over two spaces.'
Anyone who goes full Spiritual Liege deserves it in all fairness.
Their faces look more like troll faces than smiling. Perhaps they pulled a feat of tactical genius like hiding Fellblades in Fulgrim's locker.
*Gets charged by local PDF*
*Dies horribly in melee*
That is literally justification enough for the British Empire to have created Australia.
What the fuuuuu...
Fair enough I suppose. Come to think of it, Atheism+ is pretty much dead. Maybe we'll make it through after all.
When the SJWs came for the Academics,
I remained silent;
I was not an Academic
When they came for the Atheists,
I remained silent;
I was not an Atheist
When they came for the Gamers,
I remained silent;
I was not a gamer
When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.
That said, I am an atheist and a gamer, but I think this spin on Martin Niemoeller's famous quote sums it up. The SJWs have infiltrated each group in isolation. If we actually came together and opposed them in unison, we could quite handily beat them.
I doubt that'll ever happen though.
Something becomes offensive when said to a special snowflake who lives in a hugbox environment. What should we do about it? Offend them some more.
Embrace LAMBEOSAURUS. Allow LAMBEOSAURUS to fill you.
Attitude huh. You've gotta ask yourself one question; 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya punk?
*Gets charged by Guardsmen*
I would've thought they'd sell these to make some cash on the side. There's always a market for pre-owned 'almost new' tanks in the Middle-East and some parts of Asia.
Feminism has become a spiteful parody of what it should be thanks to the vocal minority that we all hear from. The MRM sounds like it was a parody from the start.
I'm fine with regulated genetic modification of vegetables and fruits. Just as I would be fine with regulated cloned meat.
Key word being REGULATED. If the GM systems and methods aren't regulated, then I would sooner purchase organic foods simply because I'd sooner be safe than sorry.
Generally the Soviets were the heavy lifters during WW2. I think the reason that they're often not mentioned is because few history teachers want to praise Stalin for helping in WW2 when he killed more people than Hitler while treating prisoners and partisans as dirt and refusing to let liberated countries have the right to self determination.
So yeah, they pulled more than their share of the load, but also committed an awful lot of bad stuff before, during and after the war that taints their reputation.
I wouldn't be surprised if we ended up in a nuclear war before we saw overpopulation solved. I just poured my metaphorical hope for the world down the metaphorical toilet.
Your country may be complex, as most all nations are, and young but that's no excuse for the nation's actions. Canada, Australia and New Zealand are all nations that were born from the British Empire, as the US was, and are actually younger than the US yet none of these are anywhere near as belligerent or dangerous as the US. Using the excuse that a powerful military and economy has made America arrogant is all the more reason that America is not reliable and shouldn't be trusted with these things.
KOMMEN BEI MICH ENGLANDER. KOMMEN. BEI. MICH.
English language trolls; better watch out for them
This topic is difficult to discuss. As we live in a more liberal age than our forefathers who created these laws, capital punishment is generally frowned upon. I, however, am in favour of it in cases where it is not likely but provable that someone committed a serious crime (rape, murder, terrorism). That said, I'm also a guy who believes that prisons are for punishment, not rehabilitation and that we should remove animal testing in favour of prisoner testing in return for a slight sentence reduction. Read into that what you will.
Yeah, my mobile goes back to an age when they couldn't connect to the internet and the photos you took always look like potatos. I just need a phone on the go. Not a do all everythingmabob.
He speaks the truth. But the Centurion is the Grand Father.
I'd still tape some paper over the Xbox one kinect camera if I got one. Just saying.
Could be a Chieftan Shir-Iran.
These are archers so they have shortswords.
Actually, different elves wore different armour. The Noldor wore the armour that looked like gold strips.
Damn it.... I'm actually starting to like elves (puts head in hands and sobs at the quality work)
the detail is out of this world
Or as Sergeant Johnson says in one of the books (first strike I think) "What's this uneven elephant thing do anyway?"
It looks like murder?