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Sporkeh
Sporkeh May 12 2013, 6:01pm replied:

New commercial project

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Sporkeh Apr 4 2013, 7:54am replied:

Don't worry, I have hard copies in storage for future generations.

+2 votes     member: Sporkeh
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jul 26 2012, 10:28pm replied:

Nothing else substantial to say, you're admitting defeat after 2 posts. GG

-1 votes     article: I see you posting, you hating.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jul 26 2012, 10:13pm replied:

Haha yeah, I'm so mad. Please step up your game.

You seem to see this as a cry for attention, yet you're posting. You're easy to play.

0 votes     article: I see you posting, you hating.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jul 26 2012, 9:52pm says:

Here, I'll do the kickoff.

The CoF board has degenerated into a social hub where emos, goths and various other kinds of IRL losers and outcasts come together to cry about how trivial issues are ruining their lives forever (see Cry-of-fear.com), as if minor problems and setbacks in life somehow make you unique or set you apart from the rest of the world population. You lot collectively worship a guy you have never met face-to-face, and who pretends to be/is an emotional trainwreck, because that's clearly the best role-model you'll ever have, and he's someone to look up to. Andreas is your new saviour, one who superficially cuts himself and then cries about it online in the vain hope that someone gives a ****. One who becomes sad after realizing that cheating on your girlfriend at least twice out of sheer jealousy might be a **** move, ruining an otherwise semi-healthy relationship (EA45!). You have willingly given up your free will and own opinions, to be puppeteered by someone who profits off other people's work (ie. you tools all donate at least $10 to get access to some extra gun, while the original creator of the TMP model and textures has received jack **** for his contribution). Demand respect from everyone, but do not return the favour when someone politely disagrees with you. You are not cool, you are not edgy. Depression is a state of mind and is very much treatable, you are not a psycho, you're not unique. You all deserve to feel like **** until you'll do the right thing: reach out and make a change. The tortured artist image is old and sucks ***, stop being a mindless drone.

Karma vote me down to prove me right, come at me.

+5 votes     article: I see you posting, you hating.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jul 26 2012, 8:46pm replied:

pls raet my avatr 1-10

+3 votes     member: Sporkeh
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jul 26 2012, 8:41pm says:

Sick anime name brah.

+1 vote     member: DrRhubarb
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jul 26 2012, 8:27pm replied:

I might delete your comment because it is not in perfect harmony with my infantile psyche.

+4 votes     media: My Treatment
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Sporkeh Jul 26 2012, 7:41pm says:

Lmao Andreas, why are you so damn rude to people who are able to clearly communicate their honest opinion on this trailer? Bit hypocritical of you, no?

+4 votes     media: Cry of Fear - Memories Trailer
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jul 25 2012, 1:43pm says:

This mod will finally cure my psychos.

+4 votes     article: Beta Development News.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jul 20 2012, 1:40pm replied:

Yeah it might be.

+2 votes     media: Placeholder
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Sporkeh Jul 18 2012, 12:35pm says:

Looks good, hope it will be better than CoF.

+2 votes     mod: Grey
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Sporkeh Jun 23 2012, 12:31pm says:

2psycho4me

+11 votes     media: Susan
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Sporkeh Jun 18 2012, 7:42pm says:

This mod will finally cure all my psychos.

+4 votes     article: Finally
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jun 18 2012, 9:11am replied:

Contradictions such as.

+2 votes     article: Academy Award-winning comedy gold.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jun 18 2012, 9:10am replied:

Lol I have moved on. This is only brought back up because nerds have been asking me **** and because ruMpel decided to show up on my page again.

+2 votes     article: Academy Award-winning comedy gold.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jun 14 2012, 1:46pm replied:

Lmao I'm being outcomedied.

+4 votes     article: Academy Award-winning comedy gold.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jun 14 2012, 11:56am says:

YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID ANDREAS

YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID

+6 votes     article: Old times
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jun 13 2012, 9:01am replied:

I don't know which questions you keep referring to, so unless you can compile a list of things that are bothering you I will just answer all of them with this:

"Because **** you, I do whatever the **** I want."

See what I did there? Ultimate comedy.

+2 votes     article: Academy Award-winning comedy gold.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jun 12 2012, 8:35pm replied:

Food for thought: starving ex-child soldiers in Africa are more content with life when they go to school, have a snack and play a game of soccer than you who have all your basic needs met, while raking in thousands of dollars in donations for CoF. Explain that. Maybe your sadness comes from an infinite need of greed, at any rate you are being unappreciative of the things that you DO have.

My parents are poor, I've had a garbage childhood and work to support my family. I, as well as millions of other people globally, do not have a life that's as good as yours, but are still happier than you'll ever be. Do you honestly think I give a **** of what you or anyone else I've never met in person thinks about me? You're delusional. I'm not here to please you.

You, and everyone else who bitches and moans whenever they get a bit down, but are unwilling to make a change, can **** right off. If you think that life truly is as terrible as you claim to be, you better shoot yourself in the face, make the world a better place for the rest of us.

+4 votes     article: Academy Award-winning comedy gold.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jun 12 2012, 7:51pm replied:

Regarding your "questions" (which ones?): I know your situation. I have been in worse, but have found a way out. If you get stuck in this **** too long, nothing will ever happen, so get your ******* **** together and go out and fix it instead of posting lame-*** pics of your arm to hundreds of random strangers on the internet. It doesn't solve anything and only makes you look like an utter tool who is unable to handle life. Call your doctor. Call your family. Do whatever. Your *** needs to be kicked IRL if that is what it takes for you to get things sorted. That's all I've said in my comment on your pic.

I have already thoroughly explained myself and my motivations in all of my previous posts (and in this "essay-writing ********") and I don't feel inclined to needlessly repeat myself over and over because you don't or are unwilling to comprehend what I am saying. Go play dumb somewhere else.

+5 votes     article: Academy Award-winning comedy gold.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jun 12 2012, 7:40pm replied:

"If you don't like the way I express myself, leave it!"

Maximum irony coming from you.

You've said I'm a **** around a dozen times by now and it's getting stale. Honestly you should stop posting if you don't have anything new or insightful to add. In your own words, if you don't like it, leave it! I have said my version of the truth and you don't want to accept that. Whatever, fine by me, if you don't feel like changing your **** for the better then that's your own damn problem, I regret nothing of what I've ever said to you. Yeah I've called you a **** and whatnot, just like I say that to most other people I'm acquaintent with, but that wasn't the point at all of all what I've said, yet it's the only thing you picked up.

Move on ******, it's tiring to see you behave like an overly emotional woman on PMS.

+1 vote     article: Academy Award-winning comedy gold.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jun 12 2012, 5:30pm says:

Confirming that the weapon animations are the best part of the game.

+3 votes     media: Cry of Fear - GG Review
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Sporkeh Jun 11 2012, 5:49am replied:

Your reply only made it more obvious that you didn't read a single word I said, *******.

+2 votes     article: Academy Award-winning comedy gold.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jun 9 2012, 6:31am replied:

It is universally accepted that you're an idiot.

Maybe give your PC a hug to "cure your psychos", because that one girl you're into doesn't like creepy-***, pretentious dipshits like you, lmfao.

+5 votes     article: Academy Award-winning comedy gold.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jun 3 2012, 7:09am replied:

He won't, he'll just try to change the subject again and try to make this about me.

+2 votes     article: Academy Award-winning comedy gold.
Sporkeh
Sporkeh Jun 2 2012, 10:11am replied:

Another easy win, too scared to prove me wrong, hiding your fear by pretending not to care.

+7 votes     article: Academy Award-winning comedy gold.
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Sporkeh May 15 2012, 10:20pm replied:

I'll keep this short: Andreas is trivializing a serious illness that has ruined many lives and uses it as a gimmick to make up for his otherwise bland personality. I got tired of his internet drama-queen ******** and called him out on it, unlike the blindly dedicated fanboys that grab every opportunity to suck his ****, and instantly got blocked on everything ever. My reply to his picture that got deleted goes into more detail, but I can't be assed to dig up screenshots, since it doesn't bother me that I won't have to cope with his "tortured artist" nonsense any more.

What is the point of asking me anyway, since you've already expressed that you think I'm a ****, apparently without even knowing why?

Oh and to Andreas, if you are reading this: if you think that posting **** to "let other people know how depressed you are and how much you hate life" makes you feel better, then why not post it on Facebook for all your 161 friends and relatives to see? Post pictures of you cutting yourself (not too deep of course, otherwise it might actually hurt!), crying sweet tears of sadness, instead of telling everyone how happy you are with your new, big-*** tv? Tell your parents and your girlfriend how much you hate life, your appartment and your job at DICE, instead of posting videos of your (GF's?) cat. Oh right, you're full of **** and it'd be embarassing to tell such lies to people who know you more intimately than "that crazy and sick guy who made AoM and CoF XD".

Maximum internet drama going on, lmao.

+11 votes     member: Sporkeh
Sporkeh
Sporkeh May 4 2012, 3:04pm says:

Needs some alternate stacking brah.

+2 votes     media: FOB props
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Sporkeh Apr 12 2012, 4:48pm replied:

How would it do that?

+4 votes     media: Comedic Entertainment
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