You know what Desura really needs? blog - Spencer_Ruler

More blog posts. Bitches love blog posts.

ANYWAY, I'm rather surprised and happy at how easy it is for a blog-slash-user (using "/" is WAY too mainstream) to maintain some decent amount of attention, relative to the size of the Desura userbase which to be honest is rather small, unfortunately (I mean Steam has 200 to 400 times the number of online users that Desura has, step it up people).

CONSIDERING THIS FACTOR (using all-caps helps me maintain your attention, like you're about to be killed by a ninja or something) I shall now post a blog daily to try to get a constant stream of views for no apparent reason what-so-ever, even though you plebians don't deserve to be exposed to the radiance of my wisdom and intelligence.

Maybe one day I'll post a review. Maybe one day I'll post a video I made. Maybe I'm right behind you with a knife, ready to slit your throat if you make any sudden moves (don't look behind you, by the way). Regardless, I shall make you laugh (or else) and make your time on this blog at least somewhat worthwhile*.

*Not legally binding.

Anyway, maybe I'll just start copying things like Halolz does and wait for the money, booze, drugs and fame to come to me effortlessly. There, that's a good place to start:

Now, if you didn't get any of that, you're simply too stupid to appreciate the intricate complexities of Neo-Dada and you should get the HELL OUT OF THIS BLOG because you're not the kind of audience I want.

Wait, I was kidding, don't go! IT WAS SATIRE YOU TWIT!

Aaaanyways, if you'd like to chill out with me (because I'm obviously a cool and attractive person), just check my first blog post. If you're one of the few people that actually read my first blog post when it came out, THEN CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING A FUCKING HIPSTER, YOU LOSER!

- Spencer is outta this joint!