Just Lurking around.
Khaine is amused with thy teats.
Roll over your car
LIKE A CHIEF!
I like how the humans look like they are going to be the Scary Dogmatic Aliens, instead of the common tropes where humans are the usually less advanced but ingenious species.
I have skulls for tits.
Your argument in invalid.
It is Texan though.
[Insert context caption here]
This ************ got his arms back now?
Tau in melee range? This ain't gonna end well for the blueberries.
Hence why all the sides are locked in a perpetual war.
The whole point of the game was that only one casualty mattered, the commander anything else is cannon fodder.
It was a rather nice model amid the clusterfuck of designs in C&C4.
China's Seg Ops.
♪ Shooting chinese planes from the sky in a blizzard ♪
♪ You gonna crash and die shot by a G6 ♪
♪ By a G6, by a G6 by a G6 ♪
Sorry couldn't resist making a remix based on a ****** song.
Well it is still a gif...
I'd hit her
With my plasma cannon
WUT DA ZOG?
Lend lease program?
I also heard the Soviets were quite fond of the US 1 1/2 ton trucks and M4 Shermans.
These only make it better!
I'd let her cleanse me. If you know what I mean.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE...
Your charred heretic order is going to be delivered in
3... 2... 1...
They are smoking hot.
The heretics I mean.
No wonder she is with the inquisition.
Pariahs are useful for them to hunt witches and renegades.
Sic Semper Da boss!
Orks nuff said.
Too much fat on their brains.
Kaine is about to smack some bitches.
Haha oh wow.
Emperor forgive the ensuing shitstorm following this.
50 Shades of Gray WARHAMMER40K edition.
I'd hit her if you know what I mean.
He axed them a lot of things.
Where we're going.
We need no eyes to see.
Okay maybe you'll need at least a few.
VROOOM VROOOM ************!
DKoK1: Do we tell him there is some sort of bird on his helmet?
DKoK2: Nah, he will find out when it starts pooping.
Lollipops for the lollipop god!
These are servitors.
The enemies of the Imperium of Man how have to face an unbearable regiment of guardsmen. To them no matter how grizzly the xenos, heretics and mutants may seem, they will always bring the Emperor's might to bear and smite his enemies with might and powerful roar.
Fluffy hats hard resolve.
Go go go Power Ran...Knights!
Sweet Emperor someone finally using the sights!
If it Steam-Punk it is Men of Bronze.
EA Games. Making all game posters look the same.
That is a whole lot of Dakka.
God damn it I read everything on their respective voices.
Never change /tg/, never change.
And by the French I assume their reverse works properly.
Such unfair fight, they'd at least need 10 times over deamons to even give him a hard time.
Gotta pay attention to those loopholes.
So the are the WH40K equivalent of the Cool aid jar?
Soundtrack + cinematic for maximum effect.
Of the Dark Side.
Ops wrong franchise.
Meanwhile, in Australia...
In Soviet Russia, tank drives you.
This time is more like:
But WHY Zoidberg?
I cannot unsee the monocle on that ultrasmurf
3 words: DEATH STRIKE MISSILE!
He needed to use the toilet to take a ****.
Now he doesn't.
Is he chained to that moon?
Reminds me of Judge Doom.
REMEMBER ME EDIE? WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER? I TALKED JUST! LIKE! THIS!
TANK Lovers group
Recruits for a chopper game
DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Best quote ever in a videogame.
Nukes, nukes everywhere.
Isn't the AL the Screw Chaos "traitors" ?
Armageddon Steel Legion: Among the top badass IG regiments.
When I read "Concept art for nothing" I was expecting a blank image.
There are a few design problems with the Scorpion.
The crew protection is atrociously terrible, with the cockpit being vulnerable to a direct hit.
The turret certainly would stop working if it got hit, as you can see there are several exposed components and it looks too small to provide adequate protection.
The tank is stated to have 66 tons, yet the M1A2 is around the same tonnage yet is much faster and packs more weapons.
The only good design feature I see in the Scorpion is the separate tracks, in case one gets blown the others can still work.
Never mind Halo is set 500 years into the future and Laser tech had to be reversed engineered from the Covenant, the USNC still uses 20th calibers and small arms technology seems to have been stuck in the early 21th century.
In all fairness the Scorpion is much closer to a Striker MGS or a BMP-3 then a MBT like the M1A2 or the T-90.
But then there is the MST3K Mantra: It is just a work of fiction, and we shouldn't ruin it by over-thinking, just enjoy it.
Yes: **** is burning yo!
Caldari tech I see.
My bra is made of skulls, your argument is invalid. Prepare to be purged.
She is smoking hot!
♫ These boots are made for walkin' and walkin'is what they do
Some on these days these boots are gonna walk all over you ♫
View the map!
Like a commander!
"Comes with barracuda mobile camo, IED jammers and air conditioning system."
Trope: Arson, murder and jaywalking.
The air conditioning is by far the most important feature.
"MARKED ONE? WHAT THE HELL?"
Flipper gone bad.
And I'm all outa of gum.
The Marine on the bottom right corner:
I see what you did there.
GAZE INTO THE FIST OF DRED!
You nailed it.
ABADDON THE SPOILER!
He goes to the release of every movie, only to say how the movie ends and mention every plot twist before it happens.
STARE INTO ETERNITY!
She is on /tg/ reading all the fapfictions where she isn't getting laid.
Macha, the eternal 40.000 years old virgin.
So it is a crossbreed of a MBT with an IFV.
There is a Bloodletter behind him and that techpriest is still playing Minecraft...
"Brother we're surrounded my red skittles!"
Come on you apes do you want to live forever?
Where is the Eldar?
He is all over the place.
Angron finds this planet delicious.
In space no one can hear you kick ***.
This APC Fuchs infantry.
Nah, judging by the turret's shape those are probably M60s or M48s.
In that case: Purge it with holy promethium!
Blood runs, Anger rises, Death wakes, War Calls.
So she is in her PMS.
What if the SOB enlistment is in the whorehouse?
Even WarHammer fantasy isn't similar to Diablo.
It is just the Xboc huge wings that remind the Angels in Diablo. Stylish but far from being a "copy".
The problem with the T series is how they still keep their ammo stored around the turret, which makes the ammo cook off very likely to happen in case of hull penetration. So even against the Patton the T-55 wouldn't be at much better advantage.
IDE blows off track and damages the main shaft
Crew abandons the tank
Recovery is not worthy to they set up a thermite charge on the tank to destroy critical components and cook off the ammo
Tank is left charred
Most if not all images of ****** up Abrams where they are left this way is because the crew choose to destroy the thank rather than leave it sitting there.
Freud was right.
The winged sword is a huge give away.
"The T-54/55 series eventually became the most-produced tank in history"
Coincidentally it also became one of the most destroyed tanks in history.
Rhinos are like Kinder Eggs
They always have a surprise inside
To kill or to overkill!
I'm not even done posting yet, my WarHammer folder has 1.44GB (4,830 Files) worth of files and it will have more when I'm done throwing the rest of WH40K pictures I have spread all over my pictures folder.
Yeah, I'm arranging my pictures folder so when I find some WH40K picks I still haven't thrown in my warhammer image folder I'll post them here. More than 6K files with a good share of WH40K pics among them.
Oh sorry for the negative karma I was going to hit + but I missed and hit - instead.
Please refrain from making ******* jokes, or not
Ba dum tssh
Ah Quake I.
Classic, I have many good memories from that game.
If he doesn't the sentinel behind him might "accidentally" step on him.
More than one bathroom per house is not grimmdark enough for WH40K
Laugh, shoot and run.
I can't decide if that smile is scary or retardly funny.
"Ehrm GUYS? HELP!"
Since their latest test have been failure after failure, even if they launch one it will probably miss, fall apart mid air or get shot down by ABMs.
Besides decades of isolation and shortages on every singe important resource is talking its toll on NK's military.
Besides the only real advantage NK has is sheer numbers, something the Western blocks know how to counter, since it is past the time when numbers alone could win wars.
If North Korea attack, they will be forced to give up on unconventional warfare, they may get some ground in SK and level Seoul just to be pushed back by the counter offensive.
If they get attacked, they will have to rely on Asymmetric Warfare and Guerrilla tactics. They might score a good deal of casualties but with the US fresh from the experience from Iraq and A-stan would know how to deal with them.
If they use WMDs such as chemical weapons or even if they try to launch a Nuke US would just skip the invasion and Nuke NK to oblivion.
All that aside North Korea would put more efforts in deterrence than offense, since they know they'd be curb stomped if they tried anything stupid.
And neither China or Russia are willing anymore to step up for NK since they have been doing several screw ups and ******* off everyone else. China may be uncomfortable with the American presence but NK has been a lousy neighbor lately.
It's a trap! Now for whom?
Having a nuke is somewhat worthless if you can't deliver one.
Besides North Korea is decades behind every singe Western power, Russia, China and South Korea.
Any engagement with these tanks against the Western and South Korean tanks would just be another repeat of what happened on Iraq when all the M1's and Challengers mopped the floor with the T-72s.
Too bad it's outclassed by anything US and South Korea had during the 80's.
Maybe his special power is an airbase that carpet bombs the whole place.
Trippy as ****.
300 Horse power car > 1 Horse
We need bears that shoot Sean Beans out of their eyes.
EgoRaptor Y U so crazy?
Mine mine mine mine mine!
If only the Tau got kick *** models like that.
Technically blue has a higher frequency than red, thus allowing the laser to focus on a smaller area. This would actually improve the armor penetration capabilities as well increasing the range of the laser.
War is hell, but some men can make the best from it.
Gary's Mod: Real Life
Haha damn chinese copied the Davy Crockett.
Not sure if Joker or something even more creepy.
Counts as Eversor.
Sorry Guardsman but shouting your enemy to death is an Emperor's Children only perk.
Quarian San Diego?
Go to a med school, I'm sure they have some laying around.
And The Lord say thou shalt look baddass.
Damn tanks keep drivin' through my my bush fence.
You are not the only one.
WK40K: If the "good" guys look like this, jut wait until you see the bad ones.
Exerminatus the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Everyone quite the unicorn is spinning.
Yes it is WP, and they aren't exactly banned.
Looks like a flashlight.
If I say "it smells like dog here" should I look to the wolves or the space wolf?
♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪
♪ And walkin' is what they'll do ♪
♪ And one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you ♪
BATTLESTAR GALLATICA FOREVER!
Improved electronics, communication and cooling.
Ah an update!
Peace through carved watermelons!
A Slaanesh related picture would be quite literal.
Also Eldrad's dickery knows no bounds, even if his plans take millenniums to **** people off.
I did a few several pictures back but none pictures have been made using the theme.
Okay these are literally Iron Hands.
These Hellguns are powered by sheer manliness.
My favorite Sci-Fi ship design!
For those interested the helmet spur is from Iron Pig.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
"Your living metal flesh is no match for my massive balls of steel"
Protip: You will actually hit something if you shoot with your eyes open.
Ah the Nostalgia, man I miss playing Golden Eye and Turok on my old N64
Given how over the top WH40K is that may actually be.
The Inquisitor Tulsa Doom demands more Bolter Bitches!
I don't care but I'm more than willing to let her handle mine.
Just because on the Grim far future is dark there is no reason for not to be fabulous.
Same as me, my Origin ID is SlayerX3D if you want to play some time.
Hmmm BF3 !
I don't know about you but I was screaming TERMINATOR when I saw the proto-human reaper.
No, just no.
So the guy in charge of GLA is an ominicidal maniac?
Did the orks looted an Avenger Dive Bomber ?
Skill: Snowboarding - Level Maxed
Natural Selection: AVERTED
Dexterity: Natural 20
It is a gun Frank, that shoots guns !
Pfffff, do you think the others will even care about you? Nurgle will give you the most important thing. Love.
There goes off the purity.
Nid stole my jean pants!
Stealth Tank ?
Can it hit ground targets, like infantry or it is AA only?
I know if it's the later case for balance reasons but there is no reason beyond that to make AA units with cannons to be AA only, as in fact most if not all AA cannons can be used to provide ground support.
And only know I noticed the Hovertanks are quite similar to Quake 4's Rhino hovertank.
Are you making it for a specific mod or just keeping it for when something appropriated comes around ?
I'm saying this because it looks really damn good.
Also as a refinement of my previous post this one looks like the love child of the German Gepard Flakpanzer, the Russian Tungunska and the US Vulcan Gatling Cannon.
TUNGUSKA + Avenger
This thing must burn its ammo caches in a pinch.
I can't stay on this boat ?
Most units don't live long enough to need reloads.
Mine and the collective reaction upon hearing such news
I was hoping for a lander shaped like an *** or a lander landing on an ***.
Didn't the Apollo program had a multiple stage system having a lander module and a return module separated ?
War is a Gentleman's sport.
Man I was already crying halfway through the game.
Imposing order: Asian style
I just plain dislike the idea that futuristic tank designs means that tanks will have weird angles and a shitload of stuff and weapons welded across the hull.
Seriously it looks like something straight out of BattleTech.
What is with all that blue paint ?
Yes, hence the Dark Age of Technology.
"Oh yeah, that is the right spot, keep scratching"
Even more rare are pictures of the navies of other armies.
Bravery is just getting yourself into situations you were too dumb to realize it would get you killed.
You know the Cadian gear is the Vanilla gear for many IG regiments, so those are not necessarily Cadians.
Tanks are thin on the top and the 30mm isn't the A-10's only weapon, ATGM's and GBU's can do the job very easily.
Besides, shall we not drag real life tactics and statistics to WH40K as it is just a spark to create a major flamewar.
Besides the fluff and cannon are so inconsistent we have no real basis to compare WH40K weapons and vehicles in terms of performance to real life equivalents.
I for the sake of convenience use the Dark Heresy stats for range and damage, the damage is Okay in game dynamics but the range is sub-par at best.
I'll just call an airstrike.
We can only hope.
Ridding without the helmet and texting, that is 20 points on your license.
With his hatred for blue xenos, if he ever sets foot on WH40K the Tau are screwed.
This explains everything, Skrillex is a noise marine.
Sexy hot quarian: Hmmm Garrus come to bed with me
Garrus: Can you wait a little? I'm in the middle of additional calibrations.
Actually a 12 gauge is .748 inch and 18.99mm
The Bolter standard caliber is .75 so 12 gauge is really close to the real thing.
Too bad most artists that drawn WH40K art have no sense of scale.
Oh look the Bolter Bitch is getting food for the dinner
Chaplain: WRONG BOOK SERVITOR !
Servitor: Yes, I'll bring the right one this time
Chaplain: DO NOT MAKE ANY MISTAKES AGAIN !
Servitor: I' won't [whisper]*******[/whisper]master
The other space marines: WE ALL HEARD THAT !
Kick *** art.
Goddamn, this one is ugly.
One gear forward
Four on the reverse
Browsing 4chan makes you feel like doing that sometimes.
My reaction whenever I decide to make a visit to the christianforums and answer in genesis.
I was wondering why the hell that bot was doing in the Multiplayer.
Technically not a tank but an AFV is fine too.
That was completely unnecessary.
They are a good replacement for power armor.
That car is a Niva, so even if you run over it with the Leo it'd still work.
Can't stop laughing !
Bless Babylon 5 along Galatica for having some of the most feasible (and cool)ship designs in soft sci-fi.
Given it is from Japan I wouldn't be surprised if the game is filled with moe kwai ! tanks.
I know that gold plated gear is a sign of status, but this is a little too much.
BLUD RAVUNS !
Defile the fluff and lore.
No, more dakka is always welcome.
Looks like one of the looted land raider options for the ork army.
Well, it looks boxy.
The same way we had an Apocalypse Tank without them.
My personal favorite:
EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees
Joker: "Blank stare"
EDI: That was a joke
Joker: yeah right
Give the Payback, LIKE A BOOS
We don't need no eyes where we're going.
Is it just me or it's hot in here ?
Cue DaftPunk playing somewhere in the background.
Recoil back flip !
Saving private Ryan.
Come here you both, I have cupcakes.
"Why the Hell are these bolter and sword floating around" ?
I see why it was closed: NO GUNS
New artillery unit for USA ?
Well if you were browsing /b/ from 2007-2010 you'd find a lot of moments like those.
If you attach a bayonet to it, yes.
Gun(with ammo) > Sword
COFFEE FOR THE COFFEE GOD !
Well you can blame /tg/ for this one.
I'm onto YOU
It's all fun and games until someone looses an eye.
These IG's are soooo deeeaaaad
Now that is a WAAAAAAAAGH !
I wish that comic was still active.
Tau on melee, yeah it is that sad.
Breathe before laugh, breathe before laugh, breathe before laugh, breathe before laugh...
"Imma let you finish but C&C4 is the best C&C game of all time !"
No wonder Kane is ****** with such statement
I kinda dislike space ships that are designed as seaborne ships.
You know streamlined, weapons placements set only on the "top" of the ship, the bridge sticking out in the top and treating space like a 2D plane instead of a 3D one.
But that's because I'm leaning towards hard sci-fi instead of soft sci-fi or space fantasy.
Space is not an ocean !
There is no kill like an overkill.
Mein eyez zey hurt !
Neat, it will worth to reinstall Half-Life just to try it.
U MAD ?
It looks like the FAMAS, the G36 and the heat shield of the M16 had a wild orgy and that was the spawn of it.
No, it's not bad just blame the black guy who is replacing you.
This was all over /b/ and /v/ for a while.
Yes it is, but one from a looooooooong time ago.
Which bed ? It was destroyed when they were being told the napping story "The little dreadnaught that could KILL HERETIC"
What is up with the tiny crown ?
Just like anonymous.
Uhm, real life ?
Actually that is a female Tau commander, Shadowsun if I'm not mistaken.
And it's inspired in a writefaggotry from /tg/ about Angry Marines kicking the living **** of the Mary sue Tau commander.
Guess which commissar with blam you for revealing that.
It will be either Fuklaw or Holt
Keep doing models like this and maybe you'll get hired by either Boeing or Lockheed Martin concept models division.
Nope, they are more akin to Vikings IN SPACE, the Tanith First and Only are the scots IN SPACE.
Golden rule for female armor in fiction: the less it covers the more it protects.
Holy **** that's awesome.
Hmmm from where is that tank from ?
Did I just see what you did there or am I see things a little bit too far ?
Supreme Commander's UEF Fat boy
I was so happy when I found out that Relic included this line in the game, at least they are in touch with the fans, unlike some developer/distributor we know "cough" EA Games "cough".
I also made this joke the fist time this picture was posted around...
BITCH FIGHT !
He is listening Metallica's Ride the Lighting.
The Monolith ! We destroy that and it is over, CHARGE !
I'd watch it.
Yeah, but they would hardly need to you know need space to take off and land.
Doesn't feel so good when it happens to you does it ?
I know I'm over thinking, but who the hell needs a landing strip in SPACE ?
Looks like something you'd get from Battletech missile artillery tanks.
But it has nice discounts.
I used to be a loyalist, until I took a skull to the knee.
Can't beat the Neoconservative crons
I didn't see it like that before but now...I can't unsee !
You mean the Alpha Legion ?
Nice beat, I want to download it.
She has some nasty radiation burns, so either way, she's dead.
GI Joe VTOLS are way older than both.
Those twin fan VTOLS concepts have been around since the late 60's and early 70's, so calling Avatar and C&C for "inventing" it is just plain wrong.
So a German half-track, a garbage truck and a Russian ZPU had an orgy and that was the result.
Hmmm radiators... The detail almost every sci-fi space **** fails to deliver.
Not really outdated, the Apache and AH1 Cobra are way more older than the Comanche.
Besides the Comanche is awesome but expensive
Mice are OK, but yeah rats are ******* insane, some even try to bite you when you try to hit them with a broom or stomp them.
Tits of Mass Destruction !
They are a reunion from all /tg/'s writefaggotries
Specially from Love can bloom, Chink's characters, Loli Deamonette and friends, Faptau, Angry marines, the 40K years old Virgin: Macha, Nyuufex, Stumpy(Can't really remember the name of the buttsex guardsmen), KHARN(such great guy) and many others.
Just as Planned, Kane is regarded as the living avatar of Tzeench on /tg/
More like 300 Billion reapers.
Or you all wrong, the Challenger 2 is the best.
This exists only to remind us of two things:
1- The universe is ******* awesome !
2- We're very very very very very ******* insignificant.
shhh you'll wake them up !
♫ I believe I can fly ♪ I believe I can touch the sky ♫
I ain't even mad.
And not a single **** was given that day.
I'm really sorry but this picture is better suited for the artillery lovers group.
But still a pretty nice picture.
"What the **** am I reading ?"
I had this same picture in mind when I saw this gif
Are you sure you want to have the Gauss cannon as its default armament ?
I mean both Gauss and Rail cannons are electric linear accelerators while the Gauss uses series of electrical coils to accelerate the ferromagnetic projectile(the coils need that most of the projectile reacts with the coil's magnetic field) while Rail cannons use parallel conducting rails that generate Lorentz force upon a conductive frame(the projectile itself doesn't need to be conductive, just a sabot or its exterior need).
The above part is aimed to those who don't know the difference between Gauss and Rail guns
I think an old school chemical propellent cannon would be best, besides when you look up close the Mammoth's cannons do look like the ordinary cannons we see in most tanks.
Well not like this will affect gameplay mechanics but I do like the background.
Hit on the old ones
Get rejected !
I thought the same joke when I looked at the picture.
For the Generals SAGE textures, this model is amazingly detailed.
SQUA...HEART BROKEN !
The Ad-Mech Systems have been shocked.
Does this means the Machine god is female ?
They taste really good after cooking them with melta or flamer fire.
Dat pose: COME AT ME BRO !
Yo dawg I herd U liek power armor so we put a power armor in yo power armor so U can purge while U purge
>Space Marines vs Tau
This will not end well.
I never asked for this !
DEAL WITH IT !
Tits for the tit god !
Boobs for the boob throne !
Huge tank disguised as a tiny tank vs tiny tank disguised as a ******* huge tank
Her faces fit perfectly...
JC Denton: The most badass transhuman/posthuman(depending of your ending) in the games world.
The plot thickens...
Ze Germans compensating for something...
Beautiful, 1911 colt is beautiful.
can penetrate Tiger's front armor from ~500m distance.
In return the Tiger can take him out from 1,4km range already.
Wow, the T-34 85mm cannon performed worse than the M4A4's 76mm cannon.
Anyway the Tiger was way more heavier than most of the tanks the Allies had, on the other hand it was a bitch to maintain while the Allies tanks had a much better logistics efficiency.
Heavy tank = Add more gun barrels
Needs moar DAKKA
Also doesn't that napalm storm Super Weapons seems...you know a bit silly ?
He is searching for his kitten midst in the crowd, have you seen it ?
Really Soviet Russia ? Really ?
Yep Tiberium History.
Only if it's for editing pictures and music, anything else, there are programs are are just as good in Windows or sometimes even better in the right Linux distro.
Shepard: Excuse me but I got an universe to save
*Starts dancing in the club*
Damn Shepard get your priorities straight !
MUST FIGHT THE URGE TO MAKE RACIST COMMENTS !
Y M C A !
I liek turtles !
Premier you're not a wizard you can't cast a spell on a turtle !
Cabal watching all those naked people for self enjoyment...
Lol missing magazine.
Gaaahhh I hate those things.
Hottest hologram ever...
Dexterity: Get it over 20 and you can do every kind of crazy stuff.
Compared to nod GDI didn't have much to nerf.
Most of the Nerfing was in the Nod's side, what happened to make the gameplay to be so one sided towards Nod when facing GDI ?
Mortal Kombat meets STALKER ?
Just to think about it fills me with awe.
Calgar there were really people trying to figure that out ?
Yep, the Penal Legions have even less life expectancy than the average guardsmen in combat.
NO U !
Hey look there is a naked lady with free candies on the right side !
Operator as ****.
DO NOT CROSS THE STREAMS ?
It would be bad.
Dumb Fly: Oh shinny ! I must touch it.
Other fly: I wouldn't do it if I were you.
Dumb fly: But it's so pretty !
Other fly: I'm warning ya.
Dumb fly: "reaches beam" AAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGG !
You gotta be ******** me.
Silly Russians the project was named SALVO, salvo wasn't the method of firing the gun.
Anyway DOUK NUKEM's mucheeen gun !
By the moment I say the words boxy and the youtube link I knew this would happen.
Now for the second box themed meme: Youtube.com
It will never be overkill.
There is no such thing as overkill, only shoot and reload.
Awesome beard = Authority
Those guardsmen SHOULD know that.
I cast Exterminatus !
Maybe I will try to make a DH character based on one of these guys.
It is a good pain.
I can give an approval nod to this sentence.
Also works as a choppa.
♫ I got 99 problems but witch ain't one ♫
It is more like:
"His bald head is reflecting all light straight to my face..."
Red Sniper: Wankers!
It is from the Tiberium but I found the design to be really really weird.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH → Nonsensebb.com
Holding the TV tower makes sense, because the Forgotten hate when GDI or Nod cut their favorite TV shows like Stargate and House.
No offense but this race "triumvirates" sound completely Mary Sue and this the add-on faction seems to be the work of a poorly made fan-fic.
One last thing, why the hell is this doing on the C&C group and not on a Starcraft related group ?
Are you hinting that the color and camo change based on the environment ?
SQUAD BROKEN !
Isn't that the concept of the early generals ?
Same chassis as the M2/M3 and unlike the Light tank this one still sports the 25mm Bushmaster chaingun, but instead of the TWO launchers the Linebacker has a Stinger Missile launcher to provide anti-air support for other units on the ground.
The Tiberium Sum.
I like the beam spamming the whole length of the sonic emitter.
Always with PMS.
Oh god, the TVTropes link !
Damn I'll loose the whole night to it now.
Notice: a Space marine's honor is measured by the size of his pauldrons.
That's one huge crate.
Ah the good old autoguns never fail to deliver.
It looks pretty awesome.
Not sure about this one.
Neat, still good work.
IMO C&C 4 was a disaster but still have a few things salvageable.
I really dislike C&C4 but that model is one of the best things out of that game.
She can body search me every time she wants.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY !
At least in the 2th Ed there was an Adeptus Custodes (I'm not sure about that) Half-Eldar Space Marine working on Terra and because of his eldar heritage he is a powerful physic.
Still half Eldar - Half Humans are somewhat cannon in WH40K, giving great implications about the origins of both Eldar and humanity being related to the Old Ones.
This one is an Infantry Fighting Vehicle, it has missiles to deal with heavy armor and other IFV's but its main role it's to support infantry.
Neat, but this one belongs to the Armored vehicles lovers group.
Trope: Shown Their Work
This Mod is the embodiment of this trope.
It is hard not to make racist comments to such gif.
I haven't seen this tank before.
FUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEAAAAAH !
Please stop reminding me of that scene !
God damn it, I can't stand that horrible ending, along with the flip-flops guy and the ford focus.
I posted this one but with color.
That building kills taxis !
Everyone enjoys a bit of irony.
That light is more shinny than the usual.
Sorry he just got out of the sleep mode.
DAT *** !
When fem Sheppard asks for someone to rub sunscreen on her back there will be two categories of people:
Those who have enough balls to do it.
And those who still want to do it but don't have the guts to do it.
Have you ever raged so hard you spontaneously combusted ?
Just check the very first video of this group.
Which tool ?
I think that was a reference for the first Nod mission on Italy on C&C 3.
This is what happens when you recruit initiates from MMORPG games and forums.
/tg/ is filled with those.
Meatbags won't work ?
Try turning them off and then on.
No matter how far in the future we are fat otakus will still **** off their now Biotic fathers.
The only thing that makes me glad O choose the Soldier class is that in ME3 it will be a walking tank.
As I heard the skills for Biotic and Tech class will be very neat.
Needs a bigger resolution.
Well it is the Reapers fault to mess with her during that time of the month.
DURR HURR IMMA SUBMARINE TANK !
The daddy of the Abrams ?
Looks quite neat.
Supreme Commander ?
I'm sure I wasn't the only one disturbed the only races with female characters were the Quarian and the Assari.
All the other just had male characters.
RAMIREZ ! sink that russian aircraft carrier with your knife !
Is it focused for PC or consoles ?
I hope it is for PC, I'd love some mods for it.
Cooking canned food.
Holy **** missile packs on his backs !
I want one.
What is the info about this model, I've never seen it before.
I have to make a shirt with this badge.
Better dead than Xeno red !
OKay it seems Moddb is having some issues with recently uploaded pictures.
Is it just me or anyone else can't see the picture ?
Yes, they double as dropships and close air support for space marines.
Suffer the heretic not to live.
Purge the heretic.
I thought the shadow team's beacon was too overpowered.
I think it needs a longer turret, but the front looks really nice.
From this angle Zoey looks like she's being sodomized by that wood plank.
And that is how Cirno was born !
Driver: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH !
Do a barrel roll !
Now press X to flip the tank.
And that is why I always have at least 4 Comanches with fully loaded rocket pods at my base just in case.
Fire the Ion cannon from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
WW II US heavy tank ?
Reminds me of the Macross and Battle Tech fighter designs.
I hated fighting Yuri's army because of their mind controlling units.
I always got uber paranoid my best units would end up turned against me, so I would invest in air units and robot tanks (Allied player)
Lol wut ?
Is it up armored or it will be just as fragile as the Orca Strike ?
This is more suitable for the Artillery lovers group.
This one reminds me of the Merkava the IDF uses for some reason.
Not exactly the same tank you know.
And I posted this as a bit of a funny joke about how things in WH40K tend to be designed.
And I was the one who posted the picture you're linking to,.
The German Tank commanders were quite shocked when they faced this new tank for the first time.
Joseph Scarlet !
Pew pew !
Drinks on me.
It really felt like the "well, ****" moment.
Hmmm saturation bombing.
**** yeah Brotherhood of Steel !
Because you can perform well but won't matter if people don't notice.
Sorry mam, I didn't see your bush over the fence...
Hmmm no, but the movie is referenced as Space Hulk or Dark Heresy: the movie by some fans of WH40K community.
Wow glass canopy, like that isn't the SHOOT ME RIGHT HERE tip everyone needs.
A-10's wet dream...
Nice textures for the F-117 Nighthawk.
Another Tetrix pattern camouflage !
Guns where ?
If it is not armed it would be just a battle taxi.
I know because I posted this one in one of my dumps.
I also like the more rustic military looking rather than the flashy one.
"WHOZ DA BOSS?"
Thank you !
Because it is a Kroot rifle.
Its ok it was just a comment.
Also gotta love the you laugh you loose /k/ style threads.
And it is from a movie.
Lol I have the same pic on my profile images section.
Oh just for anyone who is interested in this conversion.
It is the head spurs from Warhammer Fantasy Empire's foot soldiers(I think the overcoat is from there too) and standard IG models.
A pirate does what he wants cause a pirate is free - you are a pirate!
This is awesome.
Down ******* loaded.
I'd love to seen one M1A2 with one of those.
No silly, German women is German nature on its finest.
I call it Tetrix pattern camouflage.
Huge cannon is always welcome.
So is it scrapped or there will be more NATO tanks using those in the future ?
******* gravity how does it work ?
The Krogan like theirs cooked with mortar fire.
DANGER DANGER DANGER !
**** YEAH !
Just asking how did you get the black and blue color scheme ?
MAAAAATT WAAAAAARD !
Egg suit !
That is shocking
Only if I could seize one or maybe two.
The heck I want all of them.
I think it wouldn't be hard to take a NERF lancer and mod it to look like this.
They don't perform properly in combat because every time they have to shoot they have to pic which cannon is better suited for the job.
Hereteks gonna heretek.
Word bearers N founding chapter?
Damn, I'm really behind in Heretic and Xeno lore.
Not enough brass and copper pipes and steamy chimneys.
EDI: "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"
Joker: -Blank stare-
EDI: "That is a joke"
One of the best moments of ME2
But there was Ian Banks and his scat fetish...
I can't say it doesn't suits their names.
You know that is the most ridicule part of this ?
ORK SNIPERS ! All the Apothecaries where killed by ORK SNIPERS ! according to the Inquisition.
And it isn't the first time the Inquisition is responsible for the eradication of a Astartes chapter.
Remember the Flame Falcons ?
Funny enough you user picture answers that question.
I think it is a scout car.
It might have been canceled but at least all the tech developed to create this machine will be used in future models to be put in service.
So it is like a glasser tank ?
******* gifs how do they work ?
This only makes them even more awesome.
Holy ****, Alyx's face is...horrible.
What the **** ?
Just read this in Duke's voice
Can find a girl of your liking ?
Doesn't matter anymore, build your own !
I second that.
After seeing this I want a copy too.
Which version of the Mammoth is that one ?
I RAGED HARD !
Two actually, one if it is a Spartan because the tank can interface with the spartan's suit.
And weird as I remember the game box manual said the Crusader had a 125mm smoothbore cannon.
They might wont even have to, given how hard would be keep fueling those.
More like plume weight tank.
Doesn't look "light", not from this angle.
But still has a uncanny resemblance to the US future armor system, which I don't remember the exact name.
Isn't this one used mostly by Malaysia ?
Hmmm, it has the same 105mm cannon the Stryker MGS uses.
This is just its default shape.
During combat they morph to 25 feet tall flying mechas !
Also manufactured by the same company that built Homer Simpson's car.
Correction: the FAIL crusades.
Even after becoming a daemon Fulgrim still a massive heretic ******.
**** Yeah Blood Letters !
Sargent on the left: "See men, that is a carnifex, BROTHER Elias PAY ATTENTION TO THE LECTURE !"
This thing is HUGE !
It doesn't even look like an M-60 Patton anymore.
Which countries use those ?
"Battlemaster reporting !"
I wonder how it would fare against his western counterparts like the M1A2 and the Leopard 2.
Or anything else that isn't in a perfect flat terrain.
Sorry brolee but your flashlight is in another game.
The marine on the side:
"I will just look away from this flashy fa...Primarch"
What woman clothes look to cover almost every part of her body besides what is between her legs...
Wait, I totally missed the crash site.
Was it an add-on mission or there is a point where you come back to where you crashed ?
More gore is always welcome.
I hope not, at least it could for some Nod sub-factions.
ACME cybernetic arms !
Get yours today !
We will be back !
Deleting int would be appropriated.
I'd tell you to post it on the C&C paradise community but I saw you already did that.
Not big enough !
It is an AFV - Armored Fighting Vehicle.
It not only has a name resemblance with the M1128 Stryker Mobile gun system but also similar functions depending of the variant. Youtube.com and Youtube.com
In this case this would be a light high mobility vehicle with a hard hitting main gun intended to engage enemy armor and sacrifice armor for mobility.
See it as a tank that isn't very hard but can keep up with the pace of all but the fastest Nod units.
Tom Clancy's End War.
And it isn't even a Ion cannon but a laser satellite.
Cool game, I digged the voice command stuff, but my laptop couldn't run it beyond 8-10 fpss (5 minutes missions took about 30 minutes WTF?)
I'm OK with the joke, but at least put some photoshop or drawnfaggotry on it.
Paint them blue, problem solved.
To kill or not to kill ?
Orks, those green bastards can loot anything !
unfortunately Vance ************* Stubs lost those 100 Baneblades.
Overkill ? No such thing.
There was AIDS on that pool before we had the tactical genius, now they mixed with each other.
So now we have tactical AIDS.
Beer, it restores your Ego.
Just like in real life :D
OMFG DUKEN TRUCKEN !
MIND BLOWN !
**** is fast
Thoughtful Chaos marine.
No one can hear you scream.
This one is great.
I'd hit her.
But she would probably do it first.
I'd hit it
With my powerfist
Not quite what I was thinking.
Sort of the IFV with more emphasis in firepower like a shitload of AT missiles and more autocannons.
The epitome of all Infantry fighting vehicles.
Why doesn't the US do something like this ?
♪ I believe I can fly ♫ I believe I can touch the sky ♪
ORKS IZ MADE FER ROCKIN' AND FER WINNIN' !
He woke up a bit rusty didn't he ?
Wait, not third.
Those were in second or even first ed.
Errr... Anything with a physic signature can be corrupted by Chaos.
Orks are just too damn good at resisting it. Weird boyz can become possessed by Daemons but rarely those Daemons can take control of the Ork, and when they manage to do so it is just to kill their host to banish themselves back to the warp.
Plus do you think this is too much ? In the third edition there were Ork mercenaries sanctioned to fight for the Imperium and Ork Genestealers.
Also the main reason why most of the orks don't turn to Khorne is simple, they already have Gork and Mork to worship so turning up to praise another god is not unnecessary but totally unorky.
Wait, the most expensive ?
No offense, but I'm impressed the americans aren't holding this title.
He just doesn't have a boner... well because... you know.
Notice it is not heresy if it's sanctioned by an Inquisitor...
...Even if it's a radical Inquisitor
MY SPLEEN !
Yeah, I didn't know the name of the novel, but I read some parts of it on a thread on /tg/, along that picture.
The Ultramarine won
No, I'm not ******** you
So just a minor aesthetic update.
I'm also quite amazed Nod has managed to shape their sensor array into a human shape.
She doesn't want to hold your "crowbar".
I want a Voss and an Accatran pattern Lasguns so much...
She looks like a helmetless quarian in this picture.
Better add more backstory for FutureTech, because I want to know how one corporation is going toe on toe with a massive global government.
The weapons board of 4chan.
Thane evolved to Thanerex !
The story behind that was simple.
Someone posted on /tg/ how amazing their painting of an Abaddon model but removed the arms to show the painting details, anons of /tg/ thought the picture to be highly hilarious and soon drawfags made several jokes on it.
I think there is also some writefaggotry related to it too.
If it was up to MAAAATT WAAAAARD describe this scene he would do something like this:
"Upon being approached by the heretical berserk, the Ultramarine Sargent set up a witty trap by pretending their own deaths and attacking when the chaos marine least expect."
"When the Chaos Marine reached his foes bodies to collect trophies of his deeds, a deadly knife rose from his foes bodies and struck him deadly in his insides killing him and briefly shocking his battle brothers before the hailstorm of bolts and blades begin again, ending with the Ultramarine's victory for they used cunning tactics and brilliance to fool their enemies and achieve victory".
Really you can't argue with trolls and rabid fanboys, since those will twist everything to suit their "views".
That is a peculiar Bolter pattern.
Don't worry he is just chilling out.
AMD **** YEAH !
"Battle master reporting !"
Holy **** flying headcrabs !
Get the crowbar !
Awesome explosion effects by the way.
Press X to hijack the vehicle.
Massive grammar failure in the title, sorry.
Have you been reading Soviet propaganda ?
And those are all blessings from papa Nurgle.
Just plain awesome with the audio !
Well, the Imperium was never keen on new ideas or concepts an anyway.
If you know what I mean.
The **** ?
The middle one.
Just asking which tools did you use to make those ?
It really ****** me off Slavik had an off screen death, **** he was just too awesome to be cast aside like that.
****, he escaped a murderous AI, several attempts to murder him and then we can't even see how he died.
PS: I might be full of **** since there's been a while I played C&C3:KW and there might be some flawed memories in my hard drive.
Damn, that is bright.
Maybe they got stuck in a warp travel for 10.000 years.
It is the most acceptable explanation.
I wanna a shot of that cake.
And not to mention a machine gunner placement right below the main gun, like firing a massive projectile with an even more massive muzzle blast won't hurt at all.
Wanna know something really disturbing ?
Fluff weight of the M808B 66 Tons.
Just as heavy as an M1A2 and still has less weapons, higher profile and a 90mm main gun.
And that canopy screaming SHOOT ME RIGHT HERE !
Worst weapon placement I've ever seen in a sci-fy tank.
METAL BOXES ?
METAL BOXES !
"Look at my shinny armor and pretty face as I make this pose with the light provided by burning heretics"
Which mod is that ?
Sexual innuendo with xenos is highly heretic !
I think you're using it wrong.
The best application I had with stealth was using vertigo bombers to scout the areas and make pop-shots at unprotected targets and using the stealth tanks to sneak enemy formations(past the pitbulls and seekers) and make hit n' run attacks, a missile salvo of two stealth thanks are normally enough to kill a titan, and by the time they react you still can turn around and cloak while running to avoid the anti-stealth units.
And for scouting fortifications the stealth tanks and vertigos were kings, most of the times there is no patrols and by the time they make the attack they are already retreating if done properly right.
Doesn't the GDI sniper only decloak when inside the sensor's range and when moving ?
It kinda ****** me off removing the sensor array in C&C3, it was one of the most inexpensive way to counter stealth and find artillery in C&C Tib Sun, I'd really like to see it back as a standard unit in C&C.
Whoever is doing this, stop please.
"I think we stepped on something..."
"I hope it doesn't stain the paint"
Suddenly the song Ride of the Valkyries rinds on my mind.
Goofy marines !
I was about to post this one, but you beat me in both timing and motivation.
Funny thing is I also got that picture from 4chan.
I thought the Salamanders were space Aztecs/Incas/Central American civilizations instead of black people.
The little dreadnaught that could...kill heretic !
And I thought the Robot Unicorn Attack parodies were the end of the line but hell I was WRONG.
Will extinct your heresy !
MAAAAATT WAAAAAAARD !
Porn for the porn throne !
The funny thing is the exploding ork in the background wasn't shot down.
Pictured: A master of hide n' seek in action.
So you think Terminators "Movie" are bad news ?
That's because you've never seen a necron before.
Really awesome model !
They are laser benders.
Just like that dude in wanted could bend bullets those turrets can bend lasers !
For the love of the Emperor FUND IT !
Looks like he is about to shout something either.
So what was the inquisitor in DoW I ?
Taste the chaos filled, rage heated toasts !
Tali, Garrus, Legion and Ashely/Kaidan confirmed: THANK YOU BIOWARE !
Where is Wrex ?
Too bad (good ?) those never had a chance to take fight and make difference in the war.
Also didn't the Americans had their own super weapons research ?
I know they were making a parallel flying wing bomber similar to what the Krauts had in WW II but it seemed they were two similar ideas being developed at the same time.
ORKZ IZ MADEZ FER' ROCKIN' AND FER' WINNIN'
Best IG regiment EVER !
No field medics in the IG, it is cheaper to get a new batch of soldier.
Consider one or more of the following:
1-His genetic modifications made him HUGE
2-The view angle makes him look bigger than he is
3-Power ******* fists and power ******* armor make you power ******* HUGE
4-The artist is really skilled at the creation of 3D models and rendering but extremely ignorant of human anatomy and proportions
5-All of the above.
Real life Nazis dreamed off and some times built all the stuff we see on our games like tanks of the size of houses, flying saucers and other SCIENCE ! stuff ?
Carrying the turret to kill enemies ?
That is quite bad ***.
Nice to see they aren't forgetting the adaptable base Deus Ex was build originally in, I hope by doing this they make an immersive gameplay, story and environment and keep as far as possible from bland First Person Shooters.
It was the first thing that went through my mind while reading the description.
Doctor Evil is not interested, can't a shark kill and cook their own meal at the same time ?
Just asking whoever made this model did release the the model file ?
No one remembers this base.
And really inaccessible.
Armored vehicles is usually referred to: Armored Personal Carriers, Infantry Fighting Vehicles, Armor Fighting Vehicles and anything that has been up armored to withstand sustained fire from small arms and resist fire from other higher caliber weapons
Armored vehicles can either be threaded or wheeled, their main function can vary to infantry taxis, heavy weapons platform, support units, high mobility weapons platform and the like.
For the threaded heavily armored vehicles whose main role is to achieve field dominance and fighting other heavily armored vehicles(i.e Tanks), use the Tank Lovers Group: Moddb.com
Author: Torture Device
"Don't mind me I'm just taking my pet for a walk"
I'm keeping seeing his helmet like some sort of winged pet...
Hell yeah, White Scars ! Space mongols !
Oh god, I can't unsee it but there was something oddly really familiar to those cannons when I saw them, now I know what.
...Incredibly painful to watch.
No Tali ? WHY !?
Those are the ones you can see.
We got the rockets ! a shitload of rockets
Reminds me of the goa'uld fighter from Stargate.
I hope you're kidding.
Yes this one is good.
I totally missed the Pepsi add in BF2142.
Adds like that just ring for me something like "bombs go there !".
Burning a tiberium spike instead of capturing it.
What the **** are you doing ?
Well, that is a fail, as it is in Anti-Air group not in the aircraft one.
I already have that kind of heretic material...
Doctor when I said I had a headache I didn't meant you could take my head away for analysis.
Wow, it is really hard to find a picture from Torture Chamber that isn't either filled with gore or creepy chaos stuff on it.
Tau + close combat = dead tau.
When the good guys look like that just wait until you see the bad ones.
"Ignore the battle behind me, as I was saying..."
He won't be shot because the other Chaos Marines are too busy shooting the floor.
"My heresy sense is tingling"
Don't loose your head.
Kill dragons with style and hot angels in his wake.
"Smoking may result in Nugle's rot"
"Dude to scratch my head you must take the helmet first..."
One the bright side he got some purity seals...
It was just a coincidence, apparently the Night Lords chose the same ambush site as the Raven Guard.
"So I herd there was a party in here"
I wish I had one.
Just wait until I find what Matt Ward said about the Black Templars.
Wow there's been a while since I've paid /tg/ a visit.
Yep, not even some cool 'splosions footage in C&C4, just cheap acting.
Cool, GDI's own AC-130 Specter
Death From above !
"My brain hurts !"
Goddamn mind control.
"All squadrons assume battle formation !"
It is a practical joke about the ************* HUGE PAULDRONS space marines use that would prevent them from doing a lot of movements due to their ridiculous size.
The good thing about Turbine engines is that they can run in any flammable liquid, raw oil, diesel, gasoline, ethanol, kerosene, whiskey.
So no matter how much it burns, it can burn anything, so you will only run out of fuel when you run out of flammables.
Looked pretty real from the thumbnail...
US civil war 2?
"I see the light and it HURTS !"
You need glasses...
I can read almost fine, just get your face closer to the screen until your nose touches it
Higher surface also means less room to build it around and more places you can hit.
Unfortunately the UEF can also use this option.
Just to have some sense of scale:
The smallest UEF unit is taller than a dreadnought
Lol Nod's tank !
"hey dude, hey just listen, hey listen up what if...what if we made this you know really BIG ?"
APC rush FTW !
Damn I'm still stuck at the beta release.
The hell ?
Instant barbecue !
Behold the space cathedral !
Don't worry it will grow back.
Fluff wise SM from SC are tough as ****, with their weapons capable to cut people in half in a single 3 rounds burst, hit zergs up to 1000m and shot down low flying aircraft, their armor being able to resist a hits from Gauss rifles and zerg claws(Noted I took this data from the StarCraft books).
While in the gameplay there is the same thing we see in WH tabletop, where the game rules and balance don't represent the power of said units on the fluff. For example two guardsmen have a 66% chance to kill a SM if both fire their lasguns at the same turn on a SM, while in fluff it would take at least 10 guardsmen firing at the SM to have a chance to kill it.
Plus there is another reason why this comparison is stupid, WH40K SM are special forces/shock troopers and barely have counters on SC universe(The closest being the Ghosts) and the SC SM are high tech cannon fodder with power armor and are more akin to the IG of WH40K.
My point still stands.
Old school GI JOE cartoon.
Binary ************ do you speak it ?
Well that is it the Cylons are totally ******.
Well, even if their initial stats are a bit weak, the ******* awesome looks make up for that.
You know I got trolled by cleverbot once but I can't see how this one is related to warhammer 40K.
Rule of cool says it all.
Looks impressive, I just hope that isn't a canopy on the front.
The positioning of obelisk laser module is interesting.
For you? Baby don't hurt me, no more...
Renegade legions indeed look badass.
Renegade legion ?
Imperial tank crews learned to respect and fear those pretty fast.
Also the in the newer codex a shot from the rail gun from the Hammerhead can hit a tank and whatever is behind that tank.
LURK is better.
I can't load the video.
There wasn't a mod of Home World 2 for Battle Fleet Gothic ?
So the Tau empire is Soviet Russia ?
Those all look so much badass.
Feels great good man.
The final solution is the best solution.
IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR !
I didn't say I didn't enjoy the game, but I really expected something more from the fist WH40K FPS.
\I guess the weaponry really really felt weird for me, specially with the rate of fire and the overall damage.
This is not for the Imperium though.
The plan of evacuation for the imperials is having a commissar with a gun behind them with saying "Anyone who gives a step back is going to eat bolts."
The worst thing is that I read this with the EVA's voice.
The CGI cut scenes from that game where the only thing done right IMO.
I can see my house from here !
"You are here"
Seeing so much people and stuff there almost makes me wish for an airstrike.
Is it like a Risk game ?
If the Nod artillery has minimum range all those Hover MLRSs have to do is close their distances to the Nod unit.
Oh boy, blowing up bridges with Fire Hawks, Orcas, Vertigo bombers and Banshees while supper heavies or slow units are walking through is the most satisfying way to death with them.
"Get out of here STALKER"
"Do I smell something burning ?"
Download link ?
So they found Elvis Presley ?
Still no shoes...
It is read from right to left.
I want that for my desktop screen.
What a clusterfuck.
Come at me bro !
A magical place. "wink"
If you don't know who the Therians are, they are a the posthuman faction of the board game AT-43.
But mostly know as the Posthuman 4chan IN SPACE ! (I'm not kidding, just read their fluff).
Gone with it
It is not that the Russian games aren't good.
It is the sites ending in .ru aren't something you can click and not brace for malware.
I remember this one, I rented it for my N64 and played when I was 9.
But never went that far because I didn't learn english at the time.
I missed a 'only' between the "not" and "to create"
But this is in the right size to make a makeshift shoulder patch.
The new GDI Orbital Deployable Construction Yard not allow to create an outpost or base anywhere on the globe but also provide a tactical strike against opposing forces by delivering the O.D.C.Y right on top of enemy forces destroying them on the massive impact in an orbital terminal velocity.
So far the destructive capabilities of the O.D.C.Y has been proven to be effective but the same can't be said of its constructive capabilities as the structure disintegrates with the impact.
If that red flag is the Nazi one, I think this one is the Bismark.
"May I ax you a question ?"
AMERICA **** YEAH !
No really, I wish my country didn't have retarded gun laws.
Short but awesome.
Orks looted my Lego box and that is what happens !
Well, there still the Fiends and the floaters, other iconic creature but I don't think it would be easy to add is the Vein holes, but those tend to either spread to the whole map.
Massive blue tib spikes !
I know it is a huge visual gimmick, but wouldn't it be interesting to add some lifeforms on the tib fields like smaller tiberium flowers and plants and tiberium roaches and bugs ?
As you harvest the fields those lifeforms disappear and reappear when the field regenerates or in tiberium infested areas.
I always felt that the tiberium based flora and fauna were left aside since C&C: Firestorm.
Maxen said it was a repost so I deleted it but then since I was already looking the gallery I decided to look for the original, so only finding the link to the original I decided to post it...again.
Plus, I found out how much repost there are here.
The best thing about the Scorpion tank Mark II is that it doesn't have that huge "SHOOT ME HERE !" canopy.
Why I read this in the Paladin's voice from C&C:Generals.
I want one.
like a clown ?
This never fails to cheer me up.
According to Fau'x News this is the game that lets you rape people.
Driven by Homer Simpson.
M1A2 Abrams + MK2 Merkava + Challenger 2 = that thing.
With what ?
Open your skull I see
Your skull is open
War is no disguise for me
Cut your guts open
There is blood outside
Am I here for the pain?
Hold on to the fight
There will be no chance
I wanna reap with you
And make them bleed with you
And live in harmony harmony oh Khorne
Melting their eyes for me
Jump into the blood ocean
Hold back the knife I see
Your axe in motion
I wanna reap with you
And make them bleed with you
And live in harmony harmony oh Khorne
Second, Tali was the best romanceable character in ME2.
I wished the could be in ME1 too.
I swear that fan book made the Ultramarines more Marysue than they already are
Purge the heretic !
Great video, Westwood had so much visionary men back then.
I enjoyed specially when choosing the game theme for C&C they came up with western governments against decentralized organizations and they were RIGHT ! [Joke]So visionary they could see the future[/Joke].
andale hombres para el emperador !
BOOM HEADSHOT !
Daddy issues !
Six cans of beans and 2 litters of doctor peps will do this to anyone !
Goddamn time travel technology !
Rocket storm !
That orca looks really small comparing with the size of the person right behind it.
Touhou marine !
Kane: Just as planned.
So this tank made a travel through Yuuka's flower field ?
That makes it clear, because I was like "WTF is the japan's flag doing in a raptor ?"
Other than that I liked the darker gray color scheme.
I Rolf'ed with Thane as Yoda.
Sadly this applies for every Imperial unit in RA3.
I would bother watching soccer plays if they were like this.
I don't see nothing.
That commando will beat that scrin tropper to death with his helmet, after he takes it back.
Damn that looks awesome.
Hell march will keep awesome to in years to come.
It really reminds me of Tron.
A really almost useless mortar cannon, you have to deploy it to use the cannon and it is hard as **** to guess the effective range of the thing.
I bet this is going to be a hard to overrun opponent.
Is it just me or the defense units in C&C4 were borderline useless?
Oh god the C&C4 Avatar sucked so much.
Why did nod got the lamest units on C&C4 ?
As you said, "Nuke it from orbit to be sure" !
You made a typo when typing the name is type 90.
Are you kidding me right ? No way Boyle would get an expansion pack.
Remember when EA was good ? Yeah, me neither.
...If you know what I mean.
So if the 2000AD's drawer are on it you can expect extra awesome for this.
JOIN THE EPIC FAIL CONCLUSION !
ALL CAPS, CRUISE CONTROL **** YEAH!
I gotta a present for ya !
This one is less of a Gatling cannon and more of a auto-cannon.
Nice detail on the launch ports for the patriots.
Other nostalgic units.
Is it just me or those black blocks on the ground really look like space invaders ?
I didn't, but then I felt like **** because of that.
The worst part about it is that I event hooked up with Ashley but with Liara instead.
Capture 5 or 7 of those in HW I and you won't be short in firepower for the rest of the game.
New renders I see.
Did commander Shepard dye his hair ?
I don't know about that, in the picture the mammoth looks about 25% bigger than the Sheppard while in C&C3 the mammoth had more than twice the size of a predator tank.
And still beats me why the hell they phased out the railguns as default for the Mastodon/Mammoth MK-IV and replaced it with those charge cannons.
"we will bury them with our corpses!"
You google Fu skills have improved young padawan !
"Insert Ride of the Valkyries song here"
Really big patriot.
I loved aiming my Ion cannon in those.
But then I built some in random locations of the map just to fool other people and avoid this myself.
Naval units ? NAVAL UNITS !
That is one damn impressive concept art, I wish that game was released I really did.
mai waifu !
Fist Tiberium and now the Arena !
Come on, they gave the game community worse things, phasing out tiberium because it wasn't up to their standards while being a potentially good game and then giving us the crapload C&C4 is.
EA has to pull their head out of their *****, because their idea of good and innovative games is a little self contradicting.
It means the canopy is ejected when they land, like the first cut scene from the first mission end in GDI campaign, where a rifle man lands in his drop pod jump out and shoot two cyborgs.
Quite similar to TS's drop pods, but they are only "usable" in missions where reinforcements where scripted.
In CnC lore the paratroopers with chutes and airdrops where phased out because of tiberium spores in high altitudes and high atmosphere.
After the construction of the Philadelphia and GDI's space command the GDI started using drop pods and drop ships to deliver troops anywhere in the globe, because of that Nod literally went underground.
Gas masks for the win, too bad the beta gas masks models were phased out in HL 2.
Releasing the SDK is becoming sort of a tendency among the game publishers.
But I find it both good and quite sad, I does give the independent dev teams autonomy and freedom to alter their code and create new games and mods based on their source code.
But also leaves on their shoulders the task of unfuck the screw ups EA made on the game they released either by rushing the release or cutting funds. I can't stop to appreciate the irony when independent teams make a better job than the original game devs.
He looks powerful.
Sweet Jesus, the only thing more dreadful than this are giant BEEEEEES !
I just finished downloading it yesterday.
Command and conquer 4 is worse than I thought it would be.
Even though I enjoyed the gameplay a bit, it didn't feel like a C&C game should feel.
The plot and game acting where the worse I've seen in any game I've ever played and those pretty much ruined the game for me.
After giving a massive and obvious hint that the scrin would return after the end of C&C 3 and then totally ignoring the faction in C&C 4 turning it in nothing more than a minor plot bogeyman and just taking a few parts from where C&C 3 ended to make the plot advance in 4.
And pretty much like in C&C 3 the forgotten were just mentioned, posed as a minor enemy and had pretty much ignorable relevance to the game.
The ending was really disappointing as well the whole acting the characters where all but likable and feeling empathy towards the protagonist is pretty hard given how little the plot developed and how poor the acting on the plot were.
The costumes and scenery where deep horrible, as we could see in previous C&C the cut scenes had at least futuristics elements such as costumes, weapons and environment. While in C&C 4 all we had was a command room with holographic displays and weapons and uniforms we have already seen a thousand times in movies and action series such as stargate (digital cammo and P90 doesn't look futuristic at all for 2070's).
The single player was a JOKE, you can beat a single player campaigning in six hours or less and even then you won't reach tier III tech unless you make the whole play painfully long in single player.
I can't say much about the multiplayer but as far I have been told it was one of the few things done right.
The game graphical engine is surprisingly good, it can allow even outdated computers like mine to run it smoothly and yet provide high end graphics on better machines.
It is not that bad, seeing this makes me want to try it on mine.
I will probably get something along 10-25 fps with the settings on low to medium.
Ain't bad at all.
I'm running this game on my laptop with a Radeon HD 3200 and 3GB of RAM DDR3 and a 2.1GHz AMD Athlon 64x fine, too bad it still varies between 10-15 to 25-30 depending of what is happening of the memory.
But too bad the C&C4 is exceeding my expectations on how much it sucks.
They suck your wallet too...
When you can Cool-Aid the wall ! YEEEEAAAAAH
I wish it looked like this but it is a real picture.
On and RTS ? I'm used to have this on some of my FPSs (playing firearms between 8-16 fps is a real pain on such fast game).
But damn this is so slow it HURTS !
Radiation coated bullets ?
It would be nice if the Cyborgs went berserk instead of getting idle when this building gets destroyed, attacking any unit nearby friend, foe and neutral alike.
Will it drop the Mammoth MK II and be able to drop other reinforcement units like in the Tiberium Essence mod ?
Or it will be just used to drop special units for the GDI in game ?
The GDI logo still three...
"insert Terminator music here"
Jesus Christ clean your work area.
And those cascades look funny on Win XP a lot.
I don't know but the Valve's dev team figured out it was a clusterfuck to get it done.
It looked great on the paper but they found out it would suck making it work for the game.
That is not quite right, fire would become plasma only when it becomes so hot the gases start loosing their electrons binding and acquiring charge.
Other than that fire is just heat, excited gases and solid matter releasing light of several different spectrum depending of what is being burned, resulting in the flame.
Fire = Exothermic chemical reaction.
Plasma = Excited ionized gas.
They are not the same thing.
Wow, this model looks exactly like the TW2 and I'm sure it will look great after the renders.
Epic, great composition of choirs, symphonies and the drums & guitar.
I wish I could press the vote button more than once.
Those fireballs, smoke and blasts look great !
Wow, they shed blood by the gallons, this pleases the BLOOD GOD !
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR !
I can't wait to hear the sound effects of the Nod Obelisk.
I liked the scale, this one actually looks it can carry a sizable force.
Playing a harmonica with the gasmask still on, now that is hardcore.
Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R !
Those look really good.
Man sometimes I wonder if Valve released their original view or HL2, I think it would be even more awesome than it already is.
Yo dawg, I herd you like mods so we put a mod in yo mod so you can mod while you are modding.
Well unless if the Kadeshi don't bother to follow them outside their precious nebula.
"Nuke it from orbit, it is the only way to be sure"
cannot unsee !
With that line of replies, I guess many people will.
"cannot be aa child for some reason D:"
Given the game deals with sex, drugs, violence and booze it has a pretty good point of not letting the player make child characters.
It would be Dawn of War 2 but with much more suck on it.
Big Titan: Oh look how cute, he thinks he can play with the big boys!
Chaos warhound: well, ****.
OMFG They Nerfed Nod!
Hmmm, I wonder how shocked the Axis tank commanders were by this tank.
In term of usefulness this is the second best tank in End War, but only in late game.
During early game it is uncontested as the best tank, well armored, fast enough and with good accuracy. But after the EU Panther gets a few updates that allow them to actually become a threat to Gunships, it loses some usefulness.
So the woods go inna tank?
He could have gotten away with it if he ended that sentence on "unresolved teenage anger directed to Ward"
And Alex Jones.
Sentry Drone: Tom Clancy's End War
News: Dragon Ball meme
Vanguard: Half Life 1 sentry turret (Mass Effect, possibly)
The next logical step is inventing a device capable to transport you physically into the zone.
Not before bludgeoning them with his power crowbar.
Key word: tries.
21 BARRELS OF HELL!
Plasma guns: just as likely to kill you as your enemy.
IT IS TIME!
Tech support on the 41st Millennium.
Any similarities with Judge Dredd is no coincidental.
2000AD Comics served as a massive inspiration for WH40K
From the Hive Words resembling the Mega Cities to the warp powers and world of the A.B.C Warriors and Nemesis the Warlock.
I AM IN A WORLD OF ****!
Verily well done.
that fires HUE shells
Ah the blood beach, one of the most contested vacation places in the Warp.
"You see these guys over there? KILL THEM!"
By the Emperor I ******* hate trees! BURN THEM ALL!
Lol at the ork on the far left corner:
"NOOZ DEM 'UMMIES BE STEALIN' MAH TRUKK!"
She a few more blades hidden down there.
Don't ask me how I know.
Tau eating grass?
Suits a species that evolved from bovines.
The M60 Millennium Package has been posted in this group several times already.
"They still worship the false emperor"
It is an original game developed to test a series of 8 qbits processorless graphic boards capable to run on analog computers.
His Pauldrons alone are more armored than a Land Raider.
The resident librarian is not pleased.
Read the description.
Why such sort range?
Grimdark batman gone bad.
Now he has a heart! And skull ball sacks.
I hope his weapon skill is at least over 4 to even hit with those.
It's just a flesh wound.
Planned for the M1A3:
Optional Auto-Loader (3 crew)
Reduced weight from 65 tons to 53 tons
Better fire control
Longer range due to new engine and reduced weight
Fully compatible with Hard Kill types of Active Defenses System
I can't wait to see them being employed beyond prototypes and being fielded already.
Though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of "**** YOU".
Guardsmen: Because power armor is for pussies!
Why is he cleaning?
Because heresy grows from idleness!
Because the tank was light and because it used HEAT shells.
Larger the diameter better the penetration.
I forgot to mention, thanks to this it had an *** whooping fire rate of 1 shell every 10 seconds.