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Posted by siberianpube420 on Oct 12th, 2012

i became witness to something i can only describe as squirrel rape. I was walking down the sidewalk smoking a square and i see these 2 squirrels chasing each other up a tree and 1 chases the other to a branch and they "wrestle" on it for a second and fall off, as soon as they hit the ground; They separated. i don't know about you but that got me thinking about life. squirrels get raped just like people and they probably have some of the same lifestyles. what if that squirrel gets pregnant, will it get a squirrel abortion? or is it illegal in the squirrel nation. are they a communists civilization or democratic one? and what if it was a prison rape scenario because they were the only squirrels who couldn't get chicks and the one squirrel was like no i'm not into that sort of thing and the other one was like come on man i mean we arent going to get any chicks and the first one was like i would rather stick my dick in an ant hill and the second one was all like idc bitch your ass is mine? i mean you just gotta think about those things sometimes.

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