Micha, Keeper of Ancient Precepts, before whom the mighty are rendered weak ...

Image RSS Feed Latest Screens
Concept Art Koyuki the Kat DIE GOKU!!!
Blog RSS Feed Report abuse Latest Blog: 5 Unbelievably Strong and Annoying Fuckers

1 comment by Shadow_Micha on Jun 10th, 2014

5 Unbelievably Strong and Annoying Bastards in my Favorite Games

Since my past experience, there are lots game boss or freakin antagonist that can give me some headache while playing my favorite games. Various factors made them unbelievably strong, overpowered, annoying, cheapest, etc. Some of them can also make my just want to stop playing for few days or almost throw my controllers. Since there are tons of them, here i only mentioned 5 worst ones that give me hell nightmare. Well i won't talk much about this bullshit, but i'll give you high respect for your visit to this crappy blog anyway XD

1. Yiazmat from game Final Fantasy XII (Playstation 2)

Vaan: "This shit is tough, i need gameshark to do this ASAP!!"

This is one of the damn uber toughest boss in final fantasy XII. You may be curious why. Ok then I'll let you know, this fucker has the toughest hit points. You can ask, "Oh really, how much?" I can answer 50.000.000 hitpoints is too "little" for you. I am not kidding, even with your fully geared and very high level characters, you cant bring this monster down in 30 minutes. Remember, Final fantasy has its own rule: 9999 is YOUR MAX DAMAGE. I could manage to take down a "boss" in world of warcraft with 30 millions hp but 10 minutes is enough because WoW is about "GangFest". Well it's another story.  In Final Fantasy XII, only 3 characters allowed to finish this bastard. You should note that this bastard is the toughest in Final Fantasy series (Thank you Square-Enix). The good point is, this is an optional boss in side quests, you don't have to face him if you are too scared enough. If you are really godlike characters, tell me if you could do this in 15 minutes and send me the link to your video in youtube as a proof XD

Fran: "I hope this could slow this thing down"

2. Magaki from The King of Fighters XI (Playstation 2)

One of the cheapest boss in the series, in my opinion. This bastard's sole purpose is annoying you to the max level. Most people said Original Zero or Igniz are both the cheapest. But i couldn't find any difficulty to take down those two if you know how to knock them down. Different from those two, this bastard love to spam cheap attacks like teleport ball, portal hand attack to grab your butt and even worse, spam ALL SCREEN attack whenever his power gauge is full. Forget to guard his attack and you are history, trust me those attacks ain't a joke. AND he knows when he does it, perfectly. XD

Magaki: "Ow, i almost grab you idiot, why don't you stand still"

3. Lu Bu from Dynasty Warrior series (multi console)

Who the hell is this "Lu Bu?" You ain't stupid enought to ask me such question, right? Well, this fucker showed his butt in every "Dynasty Warrior" series. He is displayed as cruel bastard, with his neck-slasher halberd with unbelievably attack range. He is always in rage mode a.k.a ready to smack some butt. He loved to chase you every time he spotted your sorry butt within 3 miles away. We all knew that his AI is stupid, yeah we can say that knowing his attack move makes him look like a kid chasing you. Then why don't we change the difficulty to the highest difficulty, face him head on and feel like a kid again. Whoops, 2-3 critical hits from his attack is enough to send your character to nearest hospital (retry system window).

Lu Bu: "I am here in every series, so get over with it, boy!"

4. Night Terror from Soul Calibur 3 (Playstation 2)


Ever imagine why his name is night terror? The answer is obvious enough. He is there to bring real nightmare to your fighting game world. Story about a good sword clashed with an evil sword, and the energy released caused other hellish entity to be reborn, as final boss. In my opinion, this is also one annoying and difficult bastard. Annoying because you cannot EVER lose a single battle in story mode to face this fucker. Other factor that made this way also annoying is you also need to face annoying opponent before him, that owl head martial art maniac named "Olcadan". Thats for the route. After putting much effort, feel free to visit Night Terror as your real "Night Terror". Hard, Night Terror himself is also hard, you can't defeat him with "Ring Out". Thanks to those pair of angel-like-wings. The only way is using old fashioned way, beating him until out of equation. Sounds preay easy huh?

5. Red Falcon from Contra series (NES and SNES consoles)

"Those flame tickles me, idiot"

Who can forget the Red Falcon. The famous antagonist from Contra series, whose minions love to touch you with 1 hit and you lied on the ground lamenting what mistake you have done to the game. One friendly touch from running enemy can insta-kill you, yeah, 1 touch literally. This fucker and his minions finally defeated in Contra 3: Alien Wars. Ever play it? If you play the first and the second that were released in NES system, you should check it out. If you only have the Playstation 2 game, it should be enough. Lets play this game with NO DEATH from start, dodging those aliens to the final boss, then you are true badass who should wear gold medal. That what makes this game the hardest game ever existed in game world. Oh well i guess i should play this game again.

Play this on hard difficulty to test your "badass" skill

Brought to you by Mad Wizard Micha

Media RSS Feed Latest Video
2013 Mod of the Year Awards

2013 Mod of the Year Awards

Official event with 89 members, open to all members

Welcome to the 12th Annual Mod of the Year Awards, a celebration of the years finest mods chosen by you and us.

363 Productions

363 Productions

Developer & Publisher with 15 members, must apply to join

363 Productions, commonly shorted to 363P, or just 363, is an modding team with members around the world. It was established on March 9 2011 by Taxikiller...

3D Artists Group

3D Artists Group

Arts & Literature group with 1,148 members, open to all members

Are you a 3D artist? Are you looking for some inspiration? Do you just want to collaborate or know who your fellow ModDB artists are? Doesn't matter what...

3RD Generation Gamers

3RD Generation Gamers

Hardware & Tech group with 220 members, open to all members

This is a group for 3rd generation gamers, the 3rd generation is known for being the time of the nes, sega master system, and the atari 7800. this is...

5TH Generation Gamers

5TH Generation Gamers

Hardware & Tech group with 521 members, open to all members

This is a group for all people who love or grew up with these 5th gen games. the 5th gen is also known as the 32-64 bit era and is the time of the atari...

6TH Generation Gamers

6TH Generation Gamers

Hardware & Tech group with 472 members, open to all members

The 6th gen is the 128-bit era, this is the time of the ps2, xbox, game cube and sega dreamcast, there was apperintly another console called the XaviXPort...

7TH Generation Gamers

7TH Generation Gamers

Hardware & Tech group with 690 members, open to all members

This is a group for all who own, play and like 7th gen consoles. The 7th gen is the time of the ps3, xbox 360 and the wii, this era is known as the connectivity...

AMC - The Walking Dead

AMC - The Walking Dead

Fans & Clans group with 196 members, open to all members

AMC - The Walking Dead / The Walking Dead is an American post-apocalyptic television drama series developed by Frank Darabont. It is based on the comic...

Post comment Comments  (20 - 30 of 263)
Dark_Assassins Jul 1 2014, 4:56pm says:

Ane suka yang greget bro.... Mau yg pedas mau yg setan.... Ane msih pnya nyali :p........

+1 vote     reply to comment
Dark_Assassins Jul 1 2014, 4:46pm says:

Makan ramen yokkm gan :v

+1 vote     reply to comment
Dark_Assassins Jul 1 2014, 4:21pm says:

Oh ya ane ngakak sama GLA main kencing2an toxin :3

+1 vote     reply to comment
Dark_Assassins Jul 1 2014, 4:10pm says:

RA 3 mah. Komplak gan unit kena laser allied cebol pada cyahahahaha trus ..... Tu robot kepala 3 .... :v..... Dan lucu tu superweaponnya konyol dah.... :v.... kyk mantra dukun yak :v gak msuk akal superweaponnya..... And then.... Shinobinya... Munculnya ngagetin....... -___- tu kirov sama aja kuat sama versi RA 2.... Susah amat ancurinnya... :3.....ane pernah ksih mod..... RA 3 tu kapal induknya allied bisa terbang konyol makkkkkk :v..... Trus ane benci tiba2 tu kapal meledak... Padahaal healthnya msih bnyk.... Preettt ahh..... -_-

+1 vote     reply to comment
Dark_Assassins Jul 1 2014, 1:03am says:

Cnc 4 soundtracknya bgus bgt tpi grafik rudal rocketnya jelas msih bgus versi sebelumnya

+1 vote     reply to comment
Shadow_Micha Jul 1 2014, 2:49pm replied:

Lucuan RA3 lah, bikin ketawa mulu. Karuan maen itu gak bosen ane hahaha XD

+1 vote     reply to comment
Dark_Assassins Jul 1 2014, 4:20pm replied:

Cyahahahaha unit2nya pling aneh2 ya gan :v.....

+1 vote     reply to comment
Dark_Assassins Jul 1 2014, 12:57am says:

Iya sih ane setuju msih bgus cnc 3 . Ane cnc 3 pke mod tiberium essence sama sys mod grafiknya jdi keyen cuy... Game console ane mah pensiun ps ane gak ane mainin lgi sdh bedebu tuh.... :3...controllernya sdh rusak.lgi ahh males.... Msih sayang ma pc :p

+1 vote     reply to comment
Dark_Assassins Jun 29 2014, 2:21pm says:

Ane maen biasanya cnc gan klo skrng cnc 4.... Klo.gak maen cnc 3 tiberium wars :3 klo bosen lgi zero hour kangen sama GLA :v

+2 votes     reply to comment
Dark_Assassins Jun 27 2014, 12:34pm says:

Keren profil kau gan.... (Y)

+2 votes     reply to comment
Post a Comment
click to sign in

You are not logged in, your comment will be anonymous unless you join the community today (totally free - or sign in with your social account on the right) which we encourage all contributors to do.

2000 characters limit; HTML formatting and smileys are not supported - text only

Offline Since
Jul 11, 2014
Indonesia Indonesia
Member Watch
Track this member
2013 Mod of the Year Awards 363 Productions
Activity Points
699 of 460,746
12 members
Time Online
4 days
Site Visits
Profile Visitors
24,432 (36 today)
Private Message
Send Now
Members Only
AthrunZala02 friends since Dec 10, 2010
Alexei_Stukov friends since May 2, 2010
.Shiki friends since Jun 4, 2014
Templarfreak friends since Oct 3, 2011
uzzybotak friends since May 1, 2010
KiwiWarrior friends since May 3, 2010
OrangeNero friends since May 8, 2010
Kark-Jocke friends since Sep 5, 2012
assidiq178 friends since Apr 6, 2013
Arcones friends since Apr 22, 2012