My logic has a bigger dick than your logic.
Now I'll know what to say when my *** gets stuck in the toilet seat.
"Failure is always an option" is repeated in my head when I think about engaging in social interaction with a female.
I'm just kidding.
Never forget... the day the milk expired.
Come on it's so easy, pedobear does it all the time!
P.S.Career day for KINDERGARTEN? Way too much pressure to succeed for the sake of their parents and the schools.
Okay I figured it out. Read the third one and then follow to the left until you've read up to the first one then read the last one.
I'd expect to see this in a Calvin & Hobbes strip. Ah the original C&H I call it.
Being a science person I thought this was common knowledge. I guess I'm just intellectually superior than everyone else. *has pretentious smug*
Will you stop measuring in Kelvin?
I think this is a repost.
Either Canada or Finland.
What's the maximum setting? Does it rip my **** off?
I never really understood "urban" camouflage. An urban place has a wide range of artificial objects that provide contrasting backgrounds no matter what you're wearing, even grey
Well at least she didn't chain you in her basement and only fed you water and Viagra.
I had a feeling especially you would like this.
What are they doing with those lionss?
It's a subconscious racism in which he only reacts to the stereotypical ghetto black guy. If he was dressed in a suit or something, he probably would've felt more calm. Still racism though.
Ouch, right into my colon.
I like how it makes their flag.
What's really frustrating about giving up is that they'll go around saying how they've defeated an atheist's argument and that's why he gave up. And the group mentality that normal people have will actually convince them that whoever barks the loudest must be right.
I know for a fact that it's the lowest of human beings that breed the most.
Forgive my ignorance, it just seemed like a good time to say that.
I think you should just do night vision instead of thermal, I think this is a little much. Just my meaningless opinion.
Well what about Siberia? They've never had to deal with Westerners.
Napoleonic Russian? The irony is strong with this one.
I just realized that the humor group just consists of people competing to make the most clever and funny comments, and I've been part of it for the whole time. Now I feel like I need to equate something funny to this comment.
I like how Bill Nye is just forced to act like everything is normal whenever Ken speaks. "Well there's no evidence that science is right so I rely on faith in this old book" how Bill manages to stay sane is beyond my comprehension.