I am very passionate about civil rights for lazy people.
My mind was set on the idea that an assassin had his gun aiming at his head and his cat was going to save him or something.
Thankfully it is.
Then how is it funny?
Was there supposed to be a second part to this?
He was kidding.
Yeah, they're not really worth it anymore. BTW nice homepage music CureOptimism :)
They're going to put him through a CAT scan ;)
This looks more real than most games I see today because everything isn't glowing.
Welcome back :)
Target that Tunguska... wat.
Yes it WAS a cat, but now it's a bird. Certified by the Supreme Court of the Greenland Empire.
Why do I feel motivated to go to work now?
I can't help but feel nostalgic for the days where everything was guided only by the aim of the person handling it, not by a computer. Back when jets used guns and tanks were made of steel.
Wait... Australia is NOT upside down? :P
Well thousands of people are getting laid over and over again so it's pretty much the same thing.
They should still have the obligatory gentleman mustache. They just aren't British without it.
Unlike the armored vehicles without ammo... what's your point?
If you look closely, there's a pyramid with an eye on Scooby's collar.
WW2 propaganda has always had a weird sexual incentive. Caricatures of enemies will be shown abducting and implied raping young beautiful women.
dog.rar you mean. Which contains bark.exe
Yeah, the Soviet Union was best under Stalin...
No, but I can spot a nice ***.
Glad you can read.
I mean I don't see the point in coordination on a map unless you're playing with friends.
Team based multiplayer? 0.o
Trotsky? There is no Trotsky, never was a Trotsky. Trotsky no existing. Anyone who say Trotsky is counterrevolutionary. Purge Trotskies. There is no Trotsky.
Wow, I'm a really nice guy.
That's actually very productive, you can play basketball or soccer with that.
I need this when I'm playing games, so my family doesn't bother me about "getting a job" and things like that.
Stop it, you're making me miss my childhood again.
Then suddenly she felt something grab her leg...*imagination takes over*
Very disappear, wow, such magic.
Your avatar is fitting as a reaction.
They tried to look black because black people are criminals :P
The Youtube international anthem.
I want that purple stuff.
I have a sign like this on my door when I'm masturbating.
I would watch and make my children watch it.
...putine eats YOOUU!
So what are all the factions here?
As an American you have my permission to slaughter those bloody Atlantians.
A horse is not dead until it becomes fertilizer.
Who needs friends when you have Jebus?
Kommunist leader detected, helping zeh proletariats.
This has been reposted like a dozen times already.
That's a pretty cool hotel though.
So you want the D?
Infinite waves of mindless AI amounting in the hundreds of millions.
Of course, I didn't mean you. It was to the karma people.
Ingredients for a Molotov ready.
Remove of Brony! Moddb stronk! Purge zeh unclean!
But seriously even though they are feminine they shouldn't be as hated as they are. I doubt they are more welcomed outside the internet.
Of course being suspicious of every Muslim will make it worse. The Jihads are growing in numbers every year because the religious leaders exploit the feelings of people who have lost family, friends, and homes. "Hate your ****** life and the drone strikes? Join Al Qaeda today!"
Thinks: "F*ck off dad"
Religion inspires and encourages extremism.
They've shown they don't deserve respect if this is how they respond.
Extra slippery soap.
I'm sorry you don't approve, master.
Apology incoming, hit the dirt!
This is a good one.
Why is everyone complaining about being in the friend zone? I can't even become friends with women.
Really cool, my kids would love this.
Yup, psychopaths, sociopaths, and hero worship didn't exist until those Commie Jews came.
As I read this my pants are getting tighter.
I was about to say this is creepy and perverted, but I clicked this page and this comment proves it. I'm no better.
Is it just me or does the environment look better than the soldier?
All that pistol is missing is a grenade launcher.
What map is that?
What game is this for?
"We did drugs, had lots of sex, didn't work, traveled the country, and had even more sex. Let's make sure our kids don't suffer the same fate."
I have many more icons than you. They cover half the screen.
I always love these pictures.
Well I know one of them doesn't know how magnets work.
I don't think I'll ever get too old or mature to laugh at cats.
I found something from a famous Communist intellectual here that I think sums it up Youtube.com
Babyboomers and the Self-Esteem movement as the cause is a theory I tend to agree with.
View original to get overwhelmed with orgasmic awesomeness.
Maybe it's just that you wouldn't expect a corporation to give you sincere advice on life. I remember someone in my family asked if I wanted a Lego set for building a Hairy Potter thing, but he said I can't use the pieces for any of my own Lego inventions, I must make what the box shows, so I immediately declined and he was puzzled (like Lego pieces ba-dum-tssss).
Is this suppose to be funny?
I also get the bleach mixed up with the gasoline.
If I was butchered in my house, my own cats would probably lick the blood. Can't help but love your pets whether they're loyal or not.
My bro is a hard-core fan of Star Trek online, and when he's losing, I swear he's ready to lift a car and throw it 50 feet. Gamers never accept defeat.
Ever heard of washing your clothes?
Our Militia shall take over forums everywhere!
Looks like it's dropping a payload of F-18's instead of bombs.
Not weird, there are some people who draw faces on them and talk to them... not that I would know or anything.
So you go from smart to brilliant?
So just some boyfriend being silly. Not very clever.
I never realized how I could miss the youtube set up from a couple months ago.
The difference between men and boys is the size of their toys.
This isn't even funny enough for children.
No one notices Dexter
Well there are some people with certain fetishes out there who would love a deadly relationship.
I think it's suppose to be irony and mockery.
Now where did I put that toy t-rex?
Well at least she didn't say 'toss' salad into your wounds.
To bravely go where no one has gone before... but first lets sacrifice animals for our own benefit to see if it's safe enough.
You're Canadian, of course you will think this is little.
I'm sure everyone is going to go to the Arts & Crafts show. Right?
About time they stopped with all the manipulative BS, this should be put on every single product released in America these days.
They know that their customers are so brainwashed they no longer bother to advertise to them, just tell them their opium has arrived and they will come for it no matter what.
There are a lot of people that actually think this is a good argument against evolution.
The Duck War: authorized by a new "bill"
It's already fappening.
The droids weren't here sir...
I will get a petition so every military has women like this.
We get to eat customers?
I've seen stupider questions.
Now you're thinking with portals.
Still not as bad as the movie adaptations of Dr. Sues.
Don't ever challenge an Asian in a fight.
This is our future folks. We'll be nostalgic for the old times and our kids would be using modern technology.
My life in paleontology has been a lie.
Sir we're outmatched, they have superior sanction technology.
Around 250 mya we descended from reptiles.
It's required of all teachers to draw squiggles in red with exclamation marks to make students feel like they ****** something up.
They shall be learnt
No it's a bird.
And don't trust your uncle.
You had me squinting my eyes and tilting my head for five minutes.
How'd you get a camera tilt?
This image caught me when I was eating some chips.
My book is thicker and longer than yours.
Yeah Garak was my favorite DS9 character.
Please, everytime someone names a tool with the word bat in it, I'm reminded of Batman & Robin when they showed the Bat Credit Card.
She's rebelling against the system brah
Please stop with these pictures. It's old and memes aren't that funny.
Those serrated sharp teeth were perfect for slashing through leaves and fruit.
Ah I see. Cool bird by the way.
What's this ice bucket challenge thing everyone is talking about?
Are you trying to say I can't do a 360 in real life?
When you look back on shows from your childhood, you start noticing things.
Snipers are gay in every universe. I don't mean homosexual, I mean gay.
The revolution is upon us.
They have a different concept of education too.
Yes, let the anger flow through you!
Well I know self-diagnosis can be unreliable... but Einstein and Mark Twain came to me in a dream and told me I was the chosen one.
I never forgave her for ruining my fantasy of her falling in love with me.
Well I know a few geniuses who hated school.
Recovery from what?
No lady, I'm having deep thoughts. It just so happened your *** was in front of my eyes.
Good or bad cancer?
Can we go a minute without making puns of religion? There are Allaht more things to post than just witty memes.
What about 1968?
If you have a boat what are you doing here?
Back when I had friends ;_;
Those trees must have been misogynists.
The dangers of missing your daily dose of coffee.
Hah what an idiot! He didn't even know it was Legend of Mario!
If they have enough gravitational pull.
Looks too warm to be Russia.
Such primitive times.
Arrest them for sex trade!
At least he has his priorities straight.
...............oh now I get it!
This reminds me, I came on here to see what Bill Clinton was going to do in Yugoslavia, I better get back on track so I don't fall behind in the news.
rattlesnakes are pretty dangerous.
I always thought it was kind of disrespectful how so many shows and movies vilify scientists.
Fathers in a nut shell.
This gave me a boner.
I always hated how they removed the AI Commander from singleplayer and coop.
Are all these pictures of private property? You can never find places like this that aren't owned by somebody where I live.
I meant that steel cases, while mostly as reliable as brass, are a lot less expensive. The AK is cheap but it still has some features that have so far been unmatched. Simple, cheap, and efficient: I find these qualities more attractive than paying for the latest technology that are meant to replace the human's senses and instincts rather than enhance them.
Sharing is Communist. Are you Communist? Libcom.org
You also get to share a cell with a man who's very affectionate... the guards will give you privacy.
Maybe a poor fellah admitted to her and she was amused and he was humiliated. I always like to give everything a sad ending.
Hitler just wants to spread the love. He took many people on camping trips for free. Although he was quite gassy on those trips.
Wasn't there just an image like this posted today?
Yeah, you really shouldn't put pants in your mouth.
Luke, we're gonna have company!
What if I just don't listen to music at all and at least acknowledge that most of the bands on the right side are better?
Every product you buy at Walmart, one dollar goes to the fight against abuse of workers in China.
Ah yes, the test of intelligence.
Pro teacher, logged in 3,000 hours.
Sigmund Freud was a genius of his time about the human mind. While he couldn't find all the answers he was looking for, he dug out the heads of other psychologists to open their minds to reality.
Trust me, you will know when a cat is angry.
Lol this is all true
Looks like they don't have running water, ba dum tssss
I can imagine someone doing something like this Youtube.com
Glados is spreading...
Commie propaganda! Yuos just wan' take our freedoms away!
Sick *****, eating just half and leaving the rest to bleed to death D:
My heart never thought about date raping my brain... just my bladder.
I knew this day would come... load up the flame throwers.
Where's Estonia begging the Nordics to take him away?
Preparing for the apocalypse obviously.
When my teacher asks what could've been more important than doing my homework...
Don't look him in the eyes.
With a small, orange suction cup at the end that never ******* sticks.
Cats are more independent and act more like man-children than obedient, loyal pets.
WHERE'S MY FREAKING CD!? >.<
Canada CAN into bloody empire!
Would be fitting if he broke through the wall and said "There's your ******* window\"
It's C&H plus C&H, you can tell from the perverted rock ;)
Mine sounds like a fax machine each time I get a text.
So is lead, especially when it's traveling at supersonic speed.
Can you imagine to look on the faces of starving children when the find out we have a game where we take pleasure in destroying food?
Brilliantly done :)
Don't worry Canada, were sending 6 divisions to free the **** out of you!
Taking pictures of random women in parking lots... I see nothing wrong here.
Uh are you sure you used 'irony' correctly?
The incest is strong with this one.
Stop ruining it with logic.
NSA is listening...
Simba can into kingdom!
Reverend: "Psst, kid, come over here behind the church, there's something I wanna show you..." *zip*
The sun has glasses, so the sun is part of US ball?
She isn't soulless, she has many souls that she's taken.
I was sort of exaggerating and I know EA wasn't the cause but they were bystanders giving a blind eye. They couldn't let go of their money fetish for just one time.
Thanks. To be honest, almost half these shots were taken by accident when I pressed the wrong key ;)
Glad to see the people retaliating against the EA fascists. Death to Origin!
Why gib them mouths?
This was from the First Strike mod. I'm peeking into the barracks of the naughty soldiers.
Can you notice the RDX charges in the cockpit my teammate put? He had other plans for the gunship than I did...
Yup, you're never free.
Grab them while they're still fresh!
Lol says the guy who sponsors video games glorifying the military killing evil foreigners.
After waiting for a comment to pop up for a few days now, I think I'm not the only one who doesn't get it.
No, that was the song about the guy he penetrated from behind.
Or just have robots do everything so we can eliminate money and everyone can have a lot more leisure time.
Affected by wind?
Can't... resist... must... IT SAW YOUR FACE AND YOUR MOM HAHAHAHAHA!!! *swallows cyanide*
The 'nope' is strong with this one...
Repo... never mind.
Me reading a witty comment I spent 10 minutes on and then posting it.
"If you know what I mean"
Am I the only one who thought this was about Trojan condoms?
This is gonna give me epilepsy.
So... is this supposed to be funny?
The communist virus is spreading, looks like we need to put Kalga on some freedom medication and democracy therapy.
Why is there a red spot at the bottom? Is it... never mind, I don't want to know.
Looks like a brochure for Father Development.
It's Tyson looking for new worlds to fly his space shuttle. In this episode we explore the lens covers of binoculars!
Oh fun times are of coming from mama...
Can you please stop highlighting your text? It's really getting annoying now.
The recoil can be a bit messy. Should clean your weapon everyday.
You: "So where's my computer?"
Satan: "Right here." *points at fax machine*
He obviously cares about the troops so the police should just let him keep the machine gun.
More like Hitler won with paper and then Stalin punched him right in the face and then saying "In Soviet Russia, rock beats everything *******!"
Kalga's getting some communist allergies. It's that time of year. Here, have a Walmart pill.
Remember this children, for this is the best wisdom you'll ever get.
Who knew that hatred can unite humanity?
Burn the heretics! BUUURRRN!
Way to go, you ruined the fun.
The answer to world peace: sandwiches
You just had to be that guy to make this serious didn't you?
..............WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN ORDERED?
I think this is a repost.
This is a very old one.
He just caught his wife blowing a blow fish.
Something tells me she's been making you think she takes shower more regularly than she actually does.
Human can into penguin :D
This actually made me very sad :(
Lol I get it. Sum ting wong = something wrong :P
Uh... what the **** is happening in the top picture?
And freedom, rockets of freedom.
Even the friends who put pills in your drink and you can't remember what happened yesterday? :P
Knight, most children are raised to believe in religion and disregard anything else which is an act. That is an act of suppressing critical thinking and reasoning. People have long put off scientific discoveries that invalidate what they were raised to believe since people are easy to fool and manipulate when they're young. It's really no different than the tactics used for the Hitler youth (I'm not comparing the atrocities FYI I'm comparing the teaching methods) People like Darwin have been threatened by supposedly normal people who were raised religiously and people to this day are doing the same thing. Of course there are some people who are raised religiously but also with secularism and become normal, chill people, but the teachings of religion teach to disregard any opposing view which, in itself, is fundamentalism. I know too many people who have been threatened by their family for being atheists and have even been estranged and kicked out by their families, some while they're still under 18. I'm sorry to say it but fundamentalism is inherent in religion and only through scientific and secular progress do people become rational and peaceful.
I don't see any Turkish kebab in the car.
Seems like our country has been penetrated by immortal disguised Tsars. What could possibly go wrong?
Is not of rich enough.
*Angry responds with link to graph showing how North Koreans are happy according to their government*
And do 360 no scopes too right?
I'm jizzing them too.
So I can stop waiting for the fifth comment, I'll post this. Then someone will come and ruin the entire space time continuum by adding a 6th comment.
The truth... it burns!
And the scary thing is we deserve it. D:
I love the Twilight Zone reference. :D the only good thing named twilight.
Yeah, probably used glue for the water bottle and little boxes.
So who's going to be the first to point it out?
Right on 'time'
Maybe a lazy body, but an active brain obviously. This takes skill...
Not gonna cry, not gonna cry...
It's been that way for a long time during the Zhars. In the 1700s if a soldier felt homesick, they would burry him alive. And people wonder why Russians love getting drunk lol
People can't have a set of principles without religion? Anyone can have a set of principles without religion. In fact religion has no principles at all. It's just rules that should be followed otherwise you will be tortured for eternity. Those aren't principles, those are threats. People need to be raised to realize that ethics have their own benefits and not just follow them under fear.
I've tried it, but then she went to the police...
Don't worry, Jesus will save us...
Peasants just don't understand...
Fun strikes are of coming.
This sums up every dream I have, just without a parachute.
Well played sir, well played.
If you're trying to make the point that violence is more likely without religion is ridiculous. To be atheist is not to be without a moral code, but to be with a moral code that isn't influenced by religion. If you look in Stalin's childhood, you could see that a hatred for religion can be from his abusive parents who forced him to believe in religion and go to church by beating him. He loathed his parents so much, he refused to go to his mother's funeral.
No one absolutely believes the world would be better without religion, or even different at all, but people can look back on history and analyze how religion relates to events and wonder what could've happened if religion was taken out of the equation.
Evolution has nothing to deal with Hitler's philosophy and actions. Evolution is the biological process where organisms struggle to survive by gradually changing their bodies through procreation to adapt to environments. Since science is objective without any agenda, he used it as propaganda to justify himself, when obviously he was acting out of his own hatred of different religions, philosophies, and races.
Throw 2 master balls at it!
Maybe after the first 20 million die, things might start to settle.
One of them is Poland all upside down.
Poor Russia :/
Join the moddb side, we have humor group!
What are you a commy? GTFO of here 'Murica is number 1! We got the best democratic military in the world so I suggest you stfu before we invade you! Heil Ronald Reagan! Heil heil heil!
Fun times will be of coming...
I inject coffee into myself 3 times a day but I barely feel a thing. My hands just shake uncontrollably all day.
The UN will also condemn them and express great disappointment.
It's sad when a company has gained such popularity that they can sell **** and still make tons of money.
I wonder when Kalga's going to say something about seeing too much Hentai...
Those look like Americans, and that looks like a Havoc above them, which is not American. Fun times are of coming.
Yes, he wouldn't want it to 'occupy' his time.
Stream1.gifsoup.com the only way to make sure it's dead.
My parents told me I would be successful one day HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahehehehehooh... ;_;
She's also screwing the bee as well.
That top-left HUD element looks like it's from bf2142.
Strongest from personal experience.
Anschluss their arses!
Where are the broken vodka bottles?
I have a laptop that was made in 2002 with no graphics card or any adjustments and I bought it in 2005. I've downloaded hundreds of games and it's still running. It may take 10 minutes to start up and it may freeze once a week, but it's still holding onto life like the universe depends on it.
Where the stakes are cheaper than the cards themselves.
But one must question where their priorities lie.
Prepare your jimmies for rustling.
America has been taken over by Grammar Nazis!
Fun times are of *******...
Ah the good old M95 from bf2. Good times...
That kid in the back lol
That skull looks rightfully excited.
We don't need no sowing machines.
Made by Pink Weave
I admire their concern for the animals.
I can imagine him with a smoke in his paw.
Preemptive *********** strike
Bunny hopping noob.
Thank you. I'm glad you understand.
What are you a fascist? Get the f*ck out of here and take your facts with you! Facts aren't welcome here.
They chop off their heads and stick them on stakes. Satan makes an obnoxious associate in my opinion.
The epicness of this is just too good to put in words.
Is of repost.
I think I just remember seeing this on the atheist group.
What do the eight balls represent?
Even if I might agree with this, this isn't the group to post political or economic affiliations on. We don't want to become Atheism+
What a bitch slap.
Childhood. Ruined it is.
Exorcism. Obviously he has been possessed by the devil.
Got a lot of negative karma. I guess I should feel immense shame for my blasphemous words huh?
My schools never taught anything about dinosaurs :(
What is this doing on the humor group? I don't think advertising is allowed.
I'm glad to see an official study on this. I always doubt my reasoning abilities because I'm pessimistic but this sort of validates what I've though all along.
He didn't just put them there, he installed them. Now he can drive on subway railroads.
I had the impression the 4 signified it had a collapsible stock, well at least according to Wikipedia.
Why change it to A4? I've never been a fan of collapsible stocks, just my opinion.
What do you mean?
All in joking faith I insist to the karma hunters.
Think about it without listening to your ****, now what do you think?
How I spend my weekends.
My balls feel very vulnerable right now.
At least he learned it all by himself without some sarcastic person making them look dumber.
We need a history group.
Just a matter of time before someone posts a link to a BURN picture.
I would be Uranus.
Can't tell if calling fat or complimenting **** size.
The DSHK is outdated, nowadays they use the Kord.
Mother of god.
An asset you say? What could it do?
The fort needs back democracy.
This actually... made me feel a little better about humans.
Lmao, sin over cos equals tan, so it's tan(gerine)
The first picture of the Pope, it looks familiar... I.imgflip.com
Those evil commies getting apples, things are getting worse everyday.
The truth in this is too much for me to handle.
Brains use up a lot of energy, such as when your looking for your wallet.
Exactly! My school needs to understand this as well.
Either major humiliation or a great troll.
She looks depressed because it's an Mac.
If you've been friendzoned by cans, there's no hope for you.
I think their names are half the humor in this.
Or when their moms hit and yell at them in the grocery store.
I've just never seen a 5.56 in a steel case, they've always been in a brass case. Oh well, those Koreans probably just make cheaper ones.
At the Spearmint Rhino Gentlmen's Club to be exact.
This is the most honest ad I've seen from Starbucks.
For an unreasonable price of course.
For the glory of Satan of course!
I didn't immediately recognize him.
Why are they so mad?
Bottom guy: "Nigga you crazy"
Isn't that always the case with anime?
I can imagine him narrating his war stories and his comrades thinking he was strange talking to himself.
Why you make Estonia of ****** hero?
Boil em mash em stick em in a stue.
No debts pls
Always up to no good.
I'll do it out of nostalgia.
I'll take the middle one.
I would've paid my life savings just to witness this.
Well played student, well played.
They released a new knit pack.
I don't understand.
Just a few dragon breath rounds ought to keep his dirty perverted hands off of her.
Same thing happened to me.
lol one pixel sized video :P
Where did I put that hydrogen weapon...
It looks photoshopped, but I really don't know.
Karma is strong with this one.
For the glory of Sagan!
It's when the mutant bears come out of their hides.
I think they are mostly intelligent people who aren't afraid to propose theories that others are too afraid to ask. I watched Zeitgeist: The Movie, and it was making some very persuasive arguments for radical ideas based on evidence.
What insanitypays said ^
Vulcan? Startrek.com :D
Oh I loved Jurassic park OG. I'm a lunatic about dinosaurs.
"Who dropped the soap?"
But of course.
Well there you have it folks. Next we'll get an exclusive interview with a man who's nuts are tied to a car battery.
Poor grumpy cat.
What's the humor here?
Am I to assume they connect or has gravity stopped working?
She looks like she's been working on that cake all week...
That's one way to do prohibition.
Now he looks like a primate.
I like how he keeps trying to feel for the wheel in a panic like he can't believe it's not where it's suppose to be.
Meanwhile in Canada...
I love that kid at the end.
Exactly! any intelligent person would make sure no one is looking before picking their nose.
Doesn't matter if it's jammed, tell the ******** to keep firing!
Dungeons could be the name of a BDSM party.
Holy **** they actually have a website at the bottom.
Fun times are of *******.
FOX is the same company who plays Family Guy and Simpsons, they honestly don't give a **** what they play. FOX News is sort of its own show.
It could also be the recoil animation just makes it unaligned when shot.
I've seen videos of the T-90 actually going that deep in water and coming back out working perfectly.
Also his ***** is grasped by the queens vagina that when the male bee pulls away, his ***** is detached and stays inside the queen. Would make the nastiest porn ever.
I remember this from a documentary on NOVA by Brian Greene. I called the fire department to take care of the burns.
You'd think everyone down there would be familiar with guns.
*starts throwing random **** into suitcases*
It's criticizing the "mediclorians" made up in Phantom Menace.
It looks just as good as the AIX texture.
Hasn't aged a bit.
Is that it?
Sorry, I was talking about the HUD from real life, I didn't notice you were trying to reproduce the BF4 one.
Do they seriously use that in the 21st century?
That bullet right doesn't look like a 5.56
Elfriend you are truly a one of a kind. If only we had more people who go on the internet to say how wrong war is, you are a minority on that issue.
They always take it the wrong way when I say "Can I smear my love on you?"
There are some things I'll never understand. This one of them.
You can tell from the fact that everything is grey.
Isn't that bar at the top-left from bf2142
The ashes match the carpet.
What gun is that?
Is of best*
It's Poland upside down.
"Oh look how tiny and cute that rocket is...*BOOOOM!*
This looks more like an M1 tank HUD.
She's been cut in half and is being transported to a processing plant.
At least they still know it's a restaurant.
*roaring crowd yelling "heil!"*
All countries contributed.
Fresh to your door... I see what they mean.
This made my day.
He has a point.
Still makes me cry.
Good choice, but nothing can match my t-rex! Rawr!
Why must they add hair to the butt?
I think it's good to have faith in others in order to further trust between people... even if that faith gets people killed most of the time.
**** I meant to give you positive karma for that Monty Python reference.
Please leave your terminator outside, we don't serve their kind.
Just another brick in the wall.
Poland can into pants.
Not even the weather channel would stoop this low.
Taking females between 12 and 21 and boys between 5 and 11
Somehow I don't think any of us wants to know the details of this.
A hostage situation... call the Spetsnaz.
You'd expect this from the Onion.
I wonder, do these weapons have bump maps?
Actually it's too plate.
We can use that in the US, would be good exercise.
"out of order"
Where did I leave that napalm...
Psychologist find themselves curious of his unnatural tendencies to want to watch the world burn.
I think the gun is held up too high for that ACOG.
I think we've all once said "**** you world!"
It explains why stupid people breed more.
Like a gentleman.
Yes, they are high in...
Also a repost.
SAY YUP AGAIN! SAY YUP AGAIN! I DARE YOU!
I knew it from the beginning. He promised hope and change, and now it's revealed he can't travel back in time. Wake up America! The downfall of America has begun!
Mine too, but he is just a rough player. He's very peaceful we just can't play with him because his claws are so long.
He wants the 'B'
Is it just me, or does that tank look very small?
The community decided? Was there a poll I missed?
Mine too, but if he gets tickled you'll need to replace the skin on your hand.
It's their faults for being so vulnerable.
Never forget... the day the milk expired.
Come on it's so easy, pedobear does it all the time!
P.S.Career day for KINDERGARTEN? Way too much pressure to succeed for the sake of their parents and the schools.
Okay I figured it out. Read the third one and then follow to the left until you've read up to the first one then read the last one.
Will you stop measuring in Kelvin?
I had a feeling especially you would like this.
It's a subconscious racism in which he only reacts to the stereotypical ghetto black guy. If he was dressed in a suit or something, he probably would've felt more calm. Still racism though.
Forgive my ignorance, it just seemed like a good time to say that.
Napoleonic Russian? The irony is strong with this one.
I like how Bill Nye is just forced to act like everything is normal whenever Ken speaks. "Well there's no evidence that science is right so I rely on faith in this old book" how Bill manages to stay sane is beyond my comprehension.
I don't always drink vodka, but when I do... actually I really do always drink vodka, keep drinking vodka my comrades.
Widows just have no manners.
Couldn't have said it better myself. According to evolutionary history, all humans are truly Africans, we're all immigrants to everywhere else.
Oh man, just after my BF2142 stopped working >.< I NEED TO FIND THAT GOD DAMN DISK!
So does he blow her?
It's so true it's mind blowing.
Only the finest.
Creatards and creationists are the same thing.
My childhood! Nooooooooooo!
But... This couch is so comfy.
That's like saying that I created a new strategy game and called it Half Life and I have the right because I made the game. The name Football was already used for soccer and we just stole the name for a completely different sport. It just made things so complicated around the world.
OH NO HE DI-INT!
He drew it like it's at an angle, but what you're looking at it from directly below?
They'll pretty much just say sorry for every crime they commit.
You will join ussssssss. We're the onesssssss in control.
It was 70 years ago, you didn't even witness it.
It's arrogant for us to mourn over a couple thousand humans when whole species were wiped out once.
The end is near.
Bring me my belt...
I need to use this to get out of physics class.
That guy he's attacking is holding an AK-74.
Looks like a modified copy of this Armyrecognition.com
We all know how that drill will come into play.
What are pants?
Or when you discover porn.
This is obvious western propaganda, a woman would never be allowed to expose her face like that.
Wtf is with the middle girl's eye?
Imagine if she was your girlfriend and this picture popped up in your head whenever she was about to suck your ****.
No dogs be comin' around here.
What's the fail? They're keeping an eye on microbes, they're always up to no good.
Funny because that's their own barbwire.
Oh I see, look at the bridge height.
Did people forget that pans exist?
Also his dad who's perfectly able to walk is using that thing.
Aw damn I hit the negative karma by accident.
Fun times are a'coming.
Just add a '**** you' at the end of every text
He meant 'Murica.
He basically responded to anyone who hits him on the back of his car.
Most intense ******.
I'd much prefer to do anal with a female and not get raped by a male with skin made of muscle.
Fine by me.
I don't know how to respond to that, but I guess I just did.
You don't know who he is!?
GUTEN TAG! TIME FOR ANSCHLUSS!
I wish this was what the majority of people listened to.
I swear your comment looks like it's talking about ****.
You're gonna need catnip to get me motivated enough to make a clever reply to that.
That smartass reply is absolutely true.
Isn't this well known?
Considering electrons are so much smaller than atoms, that's a lot of mass.
Instant karma for you too :)
Cats do this when they're about to attack something... because no one on the cat group knows anything about cats, SgtDann. *rolls eyes*
Sounds someone's going to get Anschlussed.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
And the Philippines.
Why I never take essays seriously.
In between them is platypus I think.
That's assuming it maintains its mass.
I see potential for this... *thinks of starships fighting space wars rather than a unified species exploring space*
You do realize they're smelling their own bodies and their space suits? You don't sniff space...
Holy ******* **** balls.
I guess they're into BDSM.
He's soory too for making you feel soory to hear that.
A+ for him.
Silly teachers, they think I'm too stupid to find x. I'll show them.
Damn ******* straight.
Quit Stalin and take my money!
Get keep that rust off some how.
Wow, that was bearly funny.
I think he just wanted to give him a **** ***.
Ashes ashes we all fall down...
Police brutality! Report him immediately!
It sucks for him. Getting a baby without it being the end product of a big, succulent orgy.
What's so cruel about world leaders learning acrobatics?
I'd toast to that.
The inner monsters within ourselves are summoned upon when is getting ******* ****** at the slow internet.
I think I into getting this.
Like a baws.
Pi isn't spelled with an 'E'
I knew it! I mean look at those eyes! O.O
Didn't the sniper rifles already kill with one shot to the torso?
Come, join us, we bring order and peace, resistance is futile.
Why is it unrealistic??
I first thought it was going to be, that the magic school bus was in his ***** and then he starting jerking off.
Nothing is tolerable about the lack of toast.
Polandball ist disagree.
Hoe many people are holding your beers? You've had dozens of people hold your beers, do you ever get them back?
It's their fault for getting captured.
I wonder, why is Israel always cubicle and transparent?
Gravity and air resistance will troll his bullet.
Cuz we got democracy.
Uh actually my **** can tell the difference, what is it you find sexual about 'my little ponies?'
I'm as hard as she looks.
**** just got serious.
Yeah just get back to making potatoes!
The selfie just killed everything I read before that. The heretic!
Thou shalt always repost the awesome ****.
In capitalist America, you buy, not make or give.
Mmm, delicious infants.
He also didn't say 'what' this time.
I measure my vodka in kilotons.
I... Don't know what to say.
Well maybe you killed the aliens and... Borrowed it.
I'm pretty sure if he's stupid enough to hold a gun like that, then he would hold and organic weapon like that as well. Artificial selection is when animals are killed by the things we make, such as cars, phosphorous, agent orange, napalm, nuclear weapons... Basically democracy is what I'm talking about.
Damn right old lady.
Ba humbug you filthy humans.
In America, many people actually need this advice :/
Keel it! Keel it with firah!
Whoa, is something alive in there?
If it's abandoned, can you sneak in and explore?
At least we have an oversized, badass velociraptor.
So THAT'S why he never laughs.
Aw... I mean uh... *regains satanic apathy* looks like that cat has found some dinner :P
YOU DON'T SAY?
And boldly go where no one has gone before...
...in other news, bullets flying at supersonic velocities could lead to lower life expectancy; experts agree.
Easy when you have a .357 under your pillow.
Nice tits lol
Major milestone in feline history.
lol can you use the jet pack in space?
I always liked that shuttle :)
Yeah, he ordered some democracy! Free shipping and it'll reach you before you know it :)
The AK uses the Russian army?
Actually it was made mainly for tank crews, but special forces also used it. It's being phased out by the AK-105 right now.
Too bad the money given to the churches would just go right into the pockets of the priests.
He would tap the person with AIDS on the head and poof he will be cured, but he doesn't do that. He never helps any body.
The moisture on the gun would freeze the gun and wouldn't work. Who knows, some aliens might find you and think you're their god and they will serve you.
No tears, just dreams now...
Damn it I accidentally negative karma'd modster's comment.
Bringing democracy to a country near you! Shatteredcitadel.com
I like the check-out label at the bottom corner. Pretty much sums up our country.
Silly CIA :p
I think they're just bots fighting without scripts.
Just checking :)
AK5. The standard issue Swedish assault rifle/carbine.
You got the Alpha Project team's permission for the acog and skin?
What put him in the position with those scientists?
I agree about the movie talkers. I think we should extend the list to guys who cut their sleeves, people who name their kids after themselves and call them "junior", people who harm or kill animals (if they are used for food then they should be treated like they have consciousness and live good lives before they are humanely executed), people who are happy all the time, emotionally and physically abusive parents that have been proven without doubt guilty (this is actually the child's choice of their punishment), and people who take selfies holding up the peace sign. More to come from my master plan.
If they have headaches, they will urge you to commit suicide.
Cats definitely know how to stretch.
"Well there's your problem sir."
Still a cute cat :D
It's the vanilla bf2 crosshair. He just got a hit marker.
Never really had a particular interest in this game, but it's free so **** it, downloading!
It was cheaper until remington got their dirty hands on it.
5.45x39 doesn't damage with power, it's designed specifically to tumble, and it does so regardless of the velocity. In an AKS-74U, it only moves at around 735 m/s, almost as slow as the 7.62, yet it still manages to tumble. Its tip is hollow so it almost always tumbles with every shot.
So where do you really live?
This how you spend your Christmas? Well at least it isn't as bad as watching porn all day which is my Christmas. Watching ho, ho, hoes taking it in many holes, holes, holes.
You just commented.
I actually think Japan is ahead in evolution.
Are you implying Santa ISN'T real? O.o
A part of me dies everytime someone's texture is set to "medium"
*ghostly wind gust with tumble weed*
I like these COD4 maps you make :)
It looks like a modified Midnight Sun
He forgot his coffee and now this. What a really ****** day.
I think DICE got inspiration from your map Frostbite :P
What does this have to deal with America?
Hatas gonna hate.
Dat wuz just 'Murica bringin' some democracy!... And some oil in Texas.
I swear it looked like bf2142 in the thumbnail.
They made the muzzle flashes way too big IMO.
Still kill it with fire!
Who's the guy all the way on the right? He doesn't look familiar.
Good shot kid that was one in a million!
Never question the significance of dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are the gods of awesomeness. T-Rex will forgive your heresy this time.
Gave the hair on my neck an erection.
I heard that he doesn't even like to touch little boys. What shame he brings.
Me want day trash can.
Is that why the top of that pole looks like that?
In case you need to look cool when you type.
Ouch, right into my manlihood!
Of course not. There's a lot of reasons, and I don't want to blame religion as much as other social attributes in Sweden's prosperity. I think the number one thing that made Sweden prosperous was their neutrality in many conflicts. Now that the EU threatened their economy to make them join, I think Sweden is going a bit downhill from here. Many small businesses in Sweden will go out of business increasing poverty and then more crime rates if the government won't take care of their welfare.
*whispers* you're still in the humor group.
They could be dragon breath shells :P
It was a threesome, that's why.
Oh how many times I wanted to do that to someone...
I'm sick of your **** Larry.
I don't give a **** about your comment. I have never given a ****. I never will give a ****. Not ever.
I'm sorry but that was too predictable to be cleverly funny.
Oh yeah? Detonate that bomb then you will become a nugget.
That's not an NSV, that's the Chinese made Type 85 HMG that still fires the same round.
It's okay, just blame it on the kool aid man.
Well I really like guns and I like to learn a lot about them but I've never actually shot a gun before. I know a lot about military guns and their history, and now I find the AR-15 to be a joke. It uses a direct impingement bolt system which is just to make it cheaper to make while making it very unreliable compared to guns with gas pistons.
Dem spaghetti monsters are scary man.
Finally some tree shadows, it always kind of bothered me on Endor where the trees have no static shadows.
The sky is amazing!
Also lions are predators meaning the animals they hunt outnumber them ten to one, so hunting lions is a lot more devastating to the ecosystem then hunting a common prey animal.
It's a reaction to what the title says.
Just whatever you do don't make them Black Water, many people will get their titties in a twist then this will become another debate group.
The one character with some trace of thought...
*holds now-born group in arms wrapped in a blanket* it's a girl :3
Almost a repost Moddb.com
Gonna get some Troi huh ;)
Oh come on Chris stop grabbing your chair and fight like a man!
Has anyone seen Ender's Game? Imo, it's nothing compared to the book. No one would be able to understand it unless they read the book. It left out all the important stuff just to make it appeal to mainstream audiences. More explosions, lasers, and sexual tension and less of the evolution of the characters. Anyone else have any opinions?
Heh heh yeah... Youtube.com
But what about logical means of managing resources so that we're not hogging it all from other species?
Tactical cookies incoming!
Dude, just the fact that The Onion confirms it is enough. The Onion is the most trust worthy news source in America.
You gotta admit, they still look pretty badass.
The guy in the middle looks a little stiff. I guess that's what artillery will do to you.
They'll be the happiest. They get all the money then. They have no compassion.
Is it like a Hentai?
"Son put that back in my closet, now!"
At em' boy...
I've read the book and seen the movie and I honestly don't understand what the punchline here is suppose to be.
But they are freedom fighters! Just like Al Qaeda fighting off the Soviets and the Taliban in the fight against drugs. The government supported them so they must be freedom fighters right?
I think it's a pretty sexy gun, but it still isn't as good as the Serbian weapons.
Why are they using M16's?
EDIT: I posted this before I saw your reply on the next image, ignore what I previously said.
The cannon on top looks like a flak 18 cannon used by the Germans in WWI and WWII. It fires an 88mm shell at a velocity of... I think I've gone a bit off topic here.
*sniffs morning air* aaaahhhhh, what a great day for bloodshed :)
Yes a Czech weapon :)
Nice model and texture :)
In real life, the RPK uses the PSO-1 scope which is the same scope on the dragunov.
In case you haven't heard "she wants the d" the d stands for **** and people use this phrase a lot. Always here to help the socially awkward moments with revelation.
I enjoy watching innocence be destroyed.
*RON PAUL 2016!
It's a trap!
OBAMA'S GAY YOLO SWAG LOL RON PAUL 2012!
This actually made my day. Now I have something cheerful to think about to help me sleep.
Is this some kind of inside joke?
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round...
Don't tell me you didn't read this in a Russian accent.
Called a horse gay? PUT HIM TO DEATH!
Where's that black angel when you need him?
Disco ****? *starts boogying*
I want to go where that's allowed.
Seems the **** hit the fan.
Always at the crossfire of crazy Europeans : /
So what's the humor?
Well at least they're not flying turds.
Actually this is pretty honest.
Now I know where to inject my drugs to get immediate effect.
Yes, no more bots crowding at a wall thinking "why can't I go through here?" :)
Way to deter your male customers.
The difference is one of them you want to squeeze, the other is the woman's breasts... Wait...
Alien mating rituals
There was no **** scene so I didn't watch it.
And while inside a vagina.
Den 'Murica came in and defeated dem Nazis! Den we dealt with dem Indians ourselves! Den we gave dem Indians casinos and Johnny Walker Black, just so they weren't too unhappy 'bout 'Murica bringin' democracy!
*fap fap fap fap*
If I get a curing gene inside my sperm, will I finally get laid? Sebastiansgames.com
Did they also let you shoot the cannon? :D
Looks like they have bad FOV with those helmets.
Glowing bullets :D
Just a 'Murican thing :)
Threesome anyone? :D
AW **** RAN OUT OF TIME! GIVE ME ANOTHER QUARTER!
He's getting some of the good stuff :)
Battle Star Galactica cover?
THAT'S TOTALLY FABULOUS!
Killing hipsters is too mainstream YOLO
More like a cell's membrane.
The wolf looks like he's saying THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Yeah it's a good idea if you don't mind having it popped and therefore unable to be used as a ball.
If I saw this I'd stop taking the drug I was taking at the moment.
It is. He just gets out of the car, beats the **** out of that woman, and takes another car.
Legalize drugs and outlaw putting children in religious schools and you'd see the crime level plummet down like the grand canyon.
Mmm extra protein. :)
No it izint. Hees exajrating.
Pedobear is watching.
Yeah, the Marines play the PS4. SEALS play the PC.
Her teachers must've gave her some impressive recommendations.
I wonder Winston, do you find all of these tests by trying to access some naughty porn? :P
I would believe it if it weren't for that generic vehicles explosion to the right lol
This seems more like criticism of our country where we're told we can be anything but it turns out you have no choice but to serve the corporate elites and you can't follow your dreams if they don't give someone profit.
Well it was still a dictatorship but the point is that the US doesn't give a **** about that, they only invaded because of the reasons listed above. Greed controls our government. We have good financial ties with plenty of other dictatorships that you never hear about where people are also being oppressed.
Ignorance is not knowing the truth, willful ignorance is what you're looking for.
In Sweden, women are starting a fight against men slouching on public transportation. Why? Because males slouch to show dominance of chairs in their patriarchy...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH T-REX SINCE I WAS A WEE BOY!!!!
Well maybe if you stop praying for favors, he won't think you're trying to take advantage of him.
"Though shall not drink in vein"
What is that cop doing? He should be protecting us by pulling over black people instead of wasting his time trying to stop crime.
Do anything to keep the sex.
We need that **** over here!
Cdn.crushable.com you should've expected something as such.
...until he finds out that his dad only bought new clothes for Christmas.
Bring out the flamethrowers!
How I write my essays to give the impression that I care about what I'm saying.
With Jon Stewart :)
Forward Nobel steed! Make way through the waves!
He seems to be moooooving pretty fast.
I'd love to see it. It would be like a food fight but with guns lol
Ever since Bad Company and 1943, I've been paranoid.
Come on, bone her when he's not looking! I must play it on my PC!
They'll replace the protocols that'll save your life for ads and fart sound though.
Well at least he isn't *** raping you.
The list will grow...
A Klingon never makes a second trip.
Did it... SURPRISE you!?! >:)
DEM MARTIANS HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOMS! DROP A NUKE ON THOSE COMMIES TO PROTECT 'MURICA!
Awesome camouflage :)
Tanks from bf2 :)
*sees the only extraction helicopter go down* **** happens :/
Coop is a bitch because bots keep going back and forth on street corners and take 10 minutes to get to a flag.
Why did he die so soon? :(
Nope, while he will be blowing up this universe, my big bang would be creating another for we live in a multiverse :)
Fore grip and bipod... *brain short circuits*
Mine would cause the next Big Bang.
Sweden has been a good boy for a while until the EU showed up.
I never expected C&H would do something odd! I'm shocked! :O
I disagree. He seemed very concerned with border security issues on the land/hell border.
So that's the white stuff they've always been walking on. A lot less disgusting than my original thought.
Still better than Mac.
No tits, no hits.
He's like that crazy girlfriend who loves you so much she'll torture you if you leave her.
Well I get ***** everyday and they aren't always in the mood. Besides, I need some way to relieve my weird fantasies that would be considered a crime in real life. :)
You mean it's not on Neptune!?
Ah, so I guess you live with your parent(s) then huh.
Out of curiosity, what do you do for a living?
***** always making up excuses trolololol.
You went to college? Seems like everybody is more productive and ambitious than I am :/
Like 90% of this explains me.
Lol I'll have to find time to check those links you posted on my page, it sounds interesting.
*experiences PTSD episode*
I need one of these in my house.
Is someone going to tell him there's an enemy right next to him?
A gentleman's gun.
When it kills anything on a 100m diameter, then accuracy is meaningless :)
How the war was won...
Cat philosophical questions :)
Uh... Oh look, a distraction from reality. Excuse me...
And when he eats a bean burrito, it becomes the holy hand grenade.
To be honest, I think TLOU deserved that award. I think it had the best campaign story.
Isn't that a form of just ignoring them? I mean even if they are full of ****, we shouldn't close our eyes and ears from them.
It is, just not about romantic love... however C&H manages to make things creepy in their cartoons, so it could be.
Every time I hear Joel now, I think of The Last of Us. I'm obsessed with the game.
NEIN! DAS IST HERESY! HEIL C&H!
The booty warrior approves.
What is that in the distance? Looks like a balloon but I wouldn't take my word on it.
What? If you did would you actually choose someone over her? I'd take her if you don't want her.
I don't know why but the way he looks, tells me he's a cocky douche, so I felt satisfaction from this.
I guess that's why the color red represents communism. :p
Proof of evolution: this gorilla has knows it better than most humans do :)
Lies! Kill all who speak ill of video games!
I know, I hear Putin has a special one that magically gives you the knowledge of how to ride a bear.
I honestly don't know, but I do know it's not music, movies, or videogames. That's just stupid to think that.
The boss will never notice they're missing...
If anyone ever points a gun at a kitty, I will gain custody of their *** and rip it apart.
As long as it's only 5 times a day, it's alright.
Might want to put a seat belt for the chair.
Insult to sheep :O
There's a damn good reason people think that voting won't change anything in favor of the populace. BTW riots are an effective way to make politicians **** their pants. Like if you included corrupt politicians in the death penalty, you'd see a lot of corruption going down. Politicians are pretty easy to scare.
I'm pretty sure he's just making fun.
The fact that not a single riot has come out of this government shut down tells me that we have a fascist state simply because the people are too ******* stupid, lazy, and bought off to ever rebel against an oppressor. Everyone complains about this stuff as long as they're sitting down in their homes and not throwing petrol bombs at government buildings and policemen.
Holy **** in Michigan I wear shorts in the cold seasons... I need to get a wife to beat!
This spot is reserved for amphibious cars.
I guess a professional gamer was forced to live with filthy casuals, and had to improvise.
That's a damn good question.
The left one is leh fancy cat.
Let your cat play for a little ******* while lady, it'll be good for him.
I would pop that guy's god damn knee off for threatening that cat.
FUS ROH DAH!
...which is why he paid corporations to make the weapons and vehicles for WWI?
You mean for the eagle right...
Just put a cheese burger out and it'll be a turkey shoot :)
Whew! That was a close one!
Whatever direction it is, it won't be One Direction, see my point?
I'm getting tired of up-voting you all, I no longer see a point to this.
Like I said, you can all suck it!
You can all suck it****
Dat tank crew hat.
Enterprise D > everything else
They should add sharks to the water that occasionally kill a soldier if they stay in the water long enough. :)
He still gets pussy so I still feel ******.
Every man's dream to pet kitties :3
Don't call kitties 'it.'
"firefighters battle hornets" I was expecting to see mini fighter jets having dogfights with them in an epic battle. PEW PEW! BOOM!