I am very passionate about civil rights for lazy people.

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Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 23 2014, 3:50pm says:

Every time I finish I think "In God's name what have I become?"

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Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 19 2014, 11:07am replied:

Yes *squirts lotion* please describe how awesome I am, oh yes oh say how genius I am yes! F*ck yeah! Ahhhhhh...

+1 vote   media: Sigmund Freud
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 9 2014, 3:00am says:

Well done.

+6 votes   media: Bill Nye the Quickscoping Guy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 1 2014, 10:18am replied:

No it's a fish obviously.

+1 vote   media: T-Rex
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 26 2014, 10:27am says:

You can find them in the baby-food section.

+4 votes   media: bbebel
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2014, 3:56pm says:

We take pride in our deaths!

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2014, 3:03am replied:

His avatar is his salute.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 13 2014, 5:23pm says:

My mom got this. When she was reading it out loud, I felt like crying and laughing at the same time because it was so adorable.

+1 vote   media: Dewey Book
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 9 2014, 1:58pm says:

What animal is that?

+1 vote   media: Few pics...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 9 2014, 12:27pm says:

As an official representative of the Grammar Nazi party, I believe that specops and dude are to be separated by a space in between.

+1 vote   media: specopsdude
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 6 2014, 8:30am says:

A blessing! A blessing from the lord!

+2 votes   media: Few pics...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 31 2014, 7:26pm says:

I never considered Star Fox sexy

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 31 2014, 3:07pm says:

As an official representative of the Civil Liberty of Lizards Association, I find this to be a prejudiced representation of the good and law abiding lizard community.

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 29 2014, 3:09pm says:

What were those guys with masks and red coats called again?

+1 vote   media: Pixar Parody
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 17 2014, 12:32am says:

Zuul mother ****** Zuul!

+2 votes   media: Name*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 15 2014, 7:53pm replied:

Exactly. That's why they breed more.

+3 votes   media: Bruv, the updates page is boring, click me fam.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 13 2014, 4:07pm says:

So I'm confused, when America shoots itself, do all Americans just die? Did we all just off ourselves? You'd need to clear all our bodies if you want the land, and trust me we have some of the biggest bodies on the planet. What will you do with all the bodies anyway? Dump them in the ocean? Dig mass graves? Burn our fat as fuel? Let us decay in the desert to fertilize the land?

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 12 2014, 8:25pm says:

I feel like crying now.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 12 2014, 9:35am replied:

Okay cool :)

+1 vote   media: Desert Eagle. 50 AE
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 10 2014, 7:52pm says:

Yet even when your species is on the brink of extinction, you refuse to breed.

+2 votes   media: Pandas
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 7 2014, 4:41pm replied:

That seems kind of overpowered considering the .50 machine guns just make slightly bigger bullet impacts than small arms.

+2 votes   media: Desert Eagle. 50 AE
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 7 2014, 7:53am says:

Clearly he's never gone to a circus or post-Gulag Siberia.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 6 2014, 9:16pm replied:

That guy had the nerve to question the size of the scope! This means war!

+1 vote   media: M14 EBR Scoped Version
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 6 2014, 9:14pm says:

It looks like there was a small explosion where it hit?

+3 votes   media: Desert Eagle. 50 AE
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 4 2014, 5:32pm says:

Pretty cool... but why the humor group? Is this suppose to be funny?

+3 votes   media: Humanity
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 2 2014, 9:14pm says:

I have destroyed countless civilizations made from my own genes. I'm a sick mother ******.

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Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 25 2014, 8:31am says: +1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 25 2014, 8:20am says:

I think I was part of the last generation to use this. I bet the kid also thinks his shirt means he was born in 1942.

+3 votes   media: Kids these days...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 17 2014, 5:34pm says:

At least the second message gives you the right to be angry.

+6 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 17 2014, 5:28pm says:

Son, you rack disciprine! No food fo week!

+7 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 15 2014, 5:13pm says:

Actually I remember a long time ago there were rumors of the US military funding research into strapping bombs to dolphins and training them to go to enemy targets, like how the Soviets used dogs.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 13 2014, 5:44pm replied:

Since Putin.

+5 votes   media: Putin Looking at Things
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 12 2014, 2:55pm says:

In Lebanon, they have internet on for only one hour a day and it's slow as hell.

+2 votes   media: Free wifi
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 6 2014, 2:50pm replied:

We're being taken over by **** fetishists.

+1 vote   media: Innovation
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 3 2014, 8:27pm says:

Boy it sucks going to summer school for intelligent kids too. The kids they hated now have to be stuck with them too.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 29 2014, 8:43pm says:

"Words will always hurt more." M.quickmeme.com

+1 vote   article: About Me
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2014, 2:06pm says:

Oh man I would kill to do something like that.

+3 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2014, 2:02pm says:

Sounds like New Years Eve at my apartment.

+1 vote   media: Tales from 4-chan
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2014, 1:55pm says:

Coming from a family with depression, this ******* twat doesn't know what depression really is. Trying to wear it like a badge of honor is bad enough, making a 'game' out of it is ******* heresy. I hope a black woman in Detroit sees her talking about suffering and oppression and breaks her stupid hipster glasses and sets her radioactive hair dye on fire.

+3 votes   media: Quinnspiracy Theory The Five Guys Saga
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 11 2014, 10:35pm replied:

Looks like CureOptimism didn't get the message that everyone has a hard-on for military soldiers.

+2 votes   media: *.GIF dump =)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 5 2014, 3:27pm replied:

Atheists have always hated Jews like Lewis Black, Jeff Goldblum, and John Stewart.

+1 vote   media: Your favorite Atheist.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 1 2014, 4:09pm replied:

He talks too fast.

+1 vote   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 28 2014, 2:17am replied:

They look professionally made so he must've made dozens of them...

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 27 2014, 10:00pm says:

Well they're getting laid and you're not. It's alright son, the internet is here for you.

+7 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 27 2014, 12:15am replied:

Holy **** do they think those brown lumps in their food are grown on trees? Are they seriously disgusted by the idea that meat comes from dead animals?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 26 2014, 9:27pm replied:

Palasticine.

+8 votes   media: Meanwhile in BBC....
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 25 2014, 2:34am replied:

Revert to pre-scientific methods such as finding the closest object that can be used to kill.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 20 2014, 11:59pm says:

I call the quiet guy who ends up surviving through the entire thing.

+2 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 20 2014, 11:55pm says:

I never learned Roman Numerals but I grew up with Star Wars so I at least know this guy is an idiot.

+5 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 20 2014, 9:20pm says:

This joke is really old.

+2 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 20 2014, 3:03pm replied:

Color Nazi

+5 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 20 2014, 2:54pm replied:

It's making fun of them just assuming their horses got the memo about sacrificing themselves.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 12 2014, 1:42am replied:

I find Ian Malcolm much more interesting in the books where he talks about Chaos Theory. The movie was just a family thriller with the true moral of the book stripped out.

+2 votes   media: Wat...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 11 2014, 10:45am replied:

Actually juassic park in itself was bound to fail violently no matter what DNA they used. According to Ian Malcolm, this was a much more complicated problem that no one would give credit for. He knew it was going to fail right from the start. It was such a complex situation that not even a hundred supercomputers could calculate. It was as unpredictable as knowing when you're to die. I recommend you read the novels, they're so much better than the movies.

+1 vote   media: Wat...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 8:47pm says:

This is obviously photo shopped... someone cut out the weights from the mirror.

+16 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:15am says:

Sums up my early years when I joined the YouTube comment wars about religion, politics, games... I'm never going back.

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 12:27am replied:

Whoa I wouldn't go that far

+3 votes   media: Whipped
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 8 2014, 5:07pm replied:

4Chan

+4 votes   media: Whipped
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 5 2014, 2:01am replied:

It's a small island. Cars would make things more difficult there. You can cross the whole island on bike in several hours.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 2 2014, 12:28am replied:

Touché

+3 votes   media: Climb that wall
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 1 2014, 12:29pm says:

Hax

+6 votes   media: Climb that wall
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 30 2014, 2:00am says:

Look, I've slipped on my back like that many times. It needs to happen at a very specific angle to cause fractures, otherwise you just get back hurting for a few days.

+1 vote   media: Honest Action - Home Alone
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 29 2014, 11:53pm says:

You know sibling rivalry is an instinct we evolved in order to kill off the weaker siblings. The only reason my older brother exists... Youtube.com

+1 vote   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 11:51am says:

At least he didn't use it as a steel *****. It would've blown his mind.

+6 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 11:48am replied:

Not everyone has a keyboard that can write that, not the patience to get it on the internet :P

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 24 2014, 3:03pm says:

I'm almost all the way to the left/bottom

+1 vote   media: Political Compasses
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 19 2014, 1:19am says:

Of course since they all use the Metric system, they already know why they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale with Cheese.

+1 vote   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2014, 11:41pm says:

This is too disturbing. I don't like the idea us having competition for slaughtering birds.

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 9 2014, 1:04am says:

To be honest, i find this fail to be very impressive. You can't do something like that on purpose.

+1 vote   media: Have some stuff (mixed)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 8 2014, 3:00pm says:

It's red, shiny, round, and succulent... :P

+3 votes   media: Look at this!!!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:20pm says:

he has passed the Master Race Trials, he may enter our empire.

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 4:57pm says:

I remember this a long time. I use to think was what it meant to get high.

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 4:54pm says:

When large animals decay after dying, their body releases gas inside of them and this inflates them if there is no opening and so they've been known to pop and explode once a lot of gas has accumulated. There more you know...

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 3 2014, 2:32am says:

This man... must be god.

+1 vote   media: Neil deGrasse Tyson - Science/Faith Irreconcilable
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 30 2014, 12:47pm says:

The most effective advertisement.

+5 votes   media: A Game About A Real Dog!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 30 2014, 12:30pm says:

Do I really want to know how that pig head got there? >.<

+2 votes   media: The 10 People Ever Found In Their Toilets
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 28 2014, 5:16pm says:

I just realized, in a couple of months it will be the 100th anniversary of World War I... or will it be the 10th anniversary?

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 28 2014, 12:45pm replied:

The Emperor protects Moddb.com

+2 votes   media: Laugh.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:41pm replied:

They look more like equal signs D=D=

+1 vote   media: Advice
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:35pm says:

My doctor didn't recommend this high dose of internet for one day.

+5 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:34pm replied:

Applause for knowing about Boondocks.

+1 vote   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:26pm says:

Maybe he works at the local sweatshop in Taiwan...

+1 vote   media: have some more
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 23 2014, 6:52pm says:

*starts backing away from computer slowly and then jumps out windows*

+5 votes   media: Yep...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 11:45pm replied:

Did you just reply to a karma point?.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 7:52pm says:

I think that's literally what it means "I don't know" lol

+6 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 18 2014, 6:54pm replied:

*starts force choking nearest officer*

+6 votes   media: Star Wars: The Lost Episode
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 3:50pm replied:

Internet is needed of course.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 3:47pm says:

So... bees rape flowers too?

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 3:46pm says:

So we evolved from gays? O_o

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 3:37pm says:

I like how she takes a picture of her and texts her after she revealed herself.

+6 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 8:01am says:

The problem I see is when it becomes legal Marlboro would start selling that **** like crazy with added addictive chemicals and so it would lose the spark that you get from homemade weed. I mean of course no one should be arrested for having or selling it, but make it illegal to mass produce it to keep it from becoming ****.

+2 votes   media: War on Weed
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 5:00pm says:

I've actually seen worse. The whole back seats were flooded with garbage.

+2 votes   media: More Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 4:48pm says:

The Onion Store sells a lot of **** about bacon, they should add this to their list :)

+4 votes   media: More Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 2:52pm says:

Cool I'm lime flavored.

+2 votes   media: Humor or something like that
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 2:48pm says:

They don't call it Obamacare for nothing.

+4 votes   media: Humor or something like that
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2014, 4:13pm says:

My primitive ape mind cannot into getting this.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2014, 12:32pm says:

Must have been previously used by a Justin Beiber fan.

+3 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 2 2014, 7:06pm says:

Comrade Winston is still stalking me home from school until I learn more about WH 40k... *quickly looks around as if to catch someone*

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 1 2014, 9:00pm says:

The only thing that convinced them was the guy sitting fell down like he was shot. He was probably in on the prank.

+3 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 1 2014, 3:16pm says:

I think in the real video they were just dancing their arms while they were singing, but true nonetheless.

+1 vote   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 1 2014, 3:13pm replied:

Weren't you informed? They invented grenades that suck up smoke now.

+4 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 28 2014, 4:29pm says:

Canada can into Anschluss!

+1 vote   media: Countryball
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 28 2014, 3:38pm says:

We need some very controversial subjects that even leftists could really disagree on. Even though this group is open to anyone with the desire to make logical debates regardless of their stance, we all know most people here just happen to be secular and modest

+1 vote   media: Can Black people be racist?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 27 2014, 6:15pm says:

I was worried that people would read this and think I'm just nuts or have "issues" I'm somewhat relieved to see people aren't responding as bad as I thought.

+2 votes   article: Mein Kampf
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 27 2014, 3:54pm says:

Then a guy sitting in the shadow lights a cigarette and everyone in the bar looks in silence with wonder. The mysterious ball says "you think you've had it rough Polandball huh?" he then stands stands up revealing himself to be Estonia "Well I've got a story that will make your anus pucker and your scrotum retract..."

+10 votes   media: Balls, country balls
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 27 2014, 3:43pm says:

Does Germany really hate Japan?

+7 votes   media: Balls, country balls
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 23 2014, 4:18pm says:

You have a big backyard. Why would you want to shoot one?

+2 votes   media: Deers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 10:19am replied:

That would actually be a more honest and interesting story than the original story. Please, share more insight.

+4 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 10:08am says:

Too much truth, it hurts.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 19 2014, 9:17am says:

Am I the only one on this planet who hasn't watched or read Game of Thrones yet?

+10 votes   media: Karma
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 18 2014, 6:16pm says:

True ******* patriots.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 17 2014, 6:34pm says:

I've seen this happen many times... their bodies were never found.

+7 votes   media: There's always someone...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 14 2014, 6:26pm says:

Well since none of us can help you... damn don't know what to say. I have a cousin in Lebanon who stopped replying to my emails and have no idea what happened to him, so I can relate.

+5 votes   media: I ask a favor.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 14 2014, 6:11pm says:

I have anxiety about this stuff every day.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2014, 10:27pm replied:

Don't betray our fellow intellectuals too wise to bother with social interaction.

+3 votes   media: Burn compilation.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2014, 12:38am says:

Maybe they're implying feeling *****.

+4 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 11 2014, 7:38am says: +3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 10 2014, 11:55pm replied:

She probably swallowed without chewing.

+4 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 9 2014, 4:39pm says:

Beards have also been a symbol for wisdom and courage throughout history.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 8 2014, 1:24am says:

What's very interesting is that we all wish we had a friend like this, but none of us would actually be that friend.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 4:15pm says:

Fill it with phosphorous.

+1 vote   media: Spiders
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Lt.Dann Apr 3 2014, 9:33pm says:

I thought "pug" would've gave it away to people.

+1 vote   media: Stuff
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Lt.Dann Apr 3 2014, 9:27pm says:

"What are the charges!?"
"That's not necessary for you to know, all you need to know is that you'll be found guilty and executed."
~Star Trek: DS9

+2 votes   media: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 27 2014, 5:46pm replied:

At least we burned down their entire ecosystem and poisoned their children before we left. No one defies 'Murica without a taste of freedom and democracy!

+2 votes   media: dark humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 24 2014, 11:46pm says:

Am I the only one that hates the fact she took a selfie in the first place?

+7 votes   media: Dumping these here.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 20 2014, 2:57pm says:

Fishing for droids, but I can't seem to catch the ones I'm looking for.

+6 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 19 2014, 6:02pm says:

**** I remember telling myself I'll get off soon when it was night and then, what felt like a few minutes later, I looked out the window and it's morning.

+3 votes   media: Story of my life
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:14am says:

I'd be fine if it said he hit another hunter, but a poor **** on his toilet? That's just really depressing.

+2 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 15 2014, 2:25pm says:

*tries to masturbate*
****** feels like plastic*
IT'S A FAAAAAKE!!!

+3 votes   media: Fap
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 15 2014, 2:01pm replied:

The sign told him to keep his phone UNDER WATCH. Ba dum tsss.

+3 votes   media: Under watch!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 14 2014, 12:23am replied:

I think it was just a typo.

+1 vote   media: Tian Shan Oil Refinery W.I.P.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 13 2014, 4:34pm says:

Why would 'Muricans use a Commie SKS?

+7 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 13 2014, 12:24am says:

lol I thought it was a cat sleeping XD

+2 votes   media: My new "Russian" hat.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 11 2014, 6:39pm says:

Wery? This is not of Polandball.

+3 votes   media: Obama Between Two Ferns
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 8 2014, 11:00am replied:

Ripe for harvest.

+3 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 7 2014, 4:52pm says:

The new Gaben of the internet.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 5 2014, 4:35pm says:

This has been a dark day for Canada.

+10 votes   media: That was devastating!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 4 2014, 4:48pm says:

I want to go back to the monkey bars and swings <:(

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 10:33am says:

'Murica only playing one percent of the war effort, and taking all credit! USA USA USA!

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 10:24am says:

The French didn't care about them. They just left without setting up their own government, which led to chaos.

+1 vote   media: stuff
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Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 10:23am says:

Was bad enough to find it all over YouTube, but this is just inciting suicide.

+4 votes   media: stuff
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Lt.Dann Feb 27 2014, 4:53pm says:

Japan, why am I not surprised?

+7 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 26 2014, 11:20pm says:

I don't quite understand what this graph is measuring, the seriousness of belief or writing proficiency?

+1 vote   media: 50/50(100 chance of both)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 26 2014, 5:34pm replied:

The factory farms are only meant to give the companies as much profit as possible by neglecting the animals. Killing the animals is fine, that's what it's for, but let them have a decent ******* life. We're all eventually going to die, but we live only to enjoy life, and that philosophy also applies to animals. With trillions of dollars going into the personal bank accounts of people who can already afford to live a thousand life times, don't say that the prices will be forced to go up on the food, because it doesn't have to.

+1 vote   media: Genetically Modified and Aritifial Foods
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 25 2014, 4:11pm says:

If you think about how fat people are and how much food we dump in the garbage, we have too much food. It's the distribution of food that's the problem. Some places can stuff themselves to death while others starve to death. Regarding population, I think condoms ought to be embraced to everybody and allow abortion. Plus have you seen the horrors inside those factory farms? We should rename them to death camps. So many farm animals are born mutated because they're being cloned and not breeding, they have to sit in their own **** and eat corn even if their stomachs aren't meant for it. They abuse the animals constantly and have their legs tied up on assembly lines waiting to have their throats cut to bleed to death. This is not a minority, just about every factory farm is like that. Regarding plants, almost every grass land on Earth has been replaced with armies of corn and wheat, starving the animals that graze on grass. Trust me, overpopulation is the problem and you don't stop a problem by giving it more of what it feeds on. I don't mean to make people starve, I mean condoms.

+1 vote   media: Genetically Modified and Aritifial Foods
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 11:42pm replied:

Giraffe population: 80,000-
Human population: 7,000,000,000+
giraffes are 87,500 times more valuable than humans.

+6 votes   media: "Revenge for killing Marius the giraffe"
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 11:34pm says:

There needs to be a planetball with star trek planets.

+5 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 11:33pm says:

Put a black cross on it for good measure.

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 11:22pm replied:

There's a picture of a Vietnam veteran in Vader's position and someone added ghosts of dead soldiers where the storm troopers are. It's been posted everywhere to show how heroic they were in that war, and this is a parody of it.

+2 votes   media: Never Forget
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 11:15pm says:

My morbid fascination makes me want to see what happened to the children.

+3 votes   media: Safety first!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 10:33pm replied:

BF2142 actually has that, but you can't use codes from a game hou have to buy.

+5 votes   media: M14 Enhanced Battle Rifle ACOG Variant
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 22 2014, 5:55pm says:

The face accurately describes the mood of the entire language.

+5 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 22 2014, 5:53pm replied:

A church is any place that gets tax exemption.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 19 2014, 1:13pm says:

I don't see the mistake here, this is obviously reserved for midgets.

+5 votes   media: Engineering mistakes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 19 2014, 1:12pm says:

Someone's been watching Bugs Bunny too much.

+8 votes   media: Engineering mistakes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 18 2014, 8:23pm replied:

In capitalist America, the market owns the government.

+3 votes   media: In capitalist Austria ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 18 2014, 8:18pm replied:

Except that this hypothesis didn't come from any observations, it was just delusional.

+7 votes   media: Facepalm time (view original)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 16 2014, 7:45pm says:

I see them every and they just stay away from you and fly away when you get too close. However, they are the most savage beasts when they have babies with them.

+4 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 16 2014, 7:36pm says:

Where computers download freedom bites.

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 15 2014, 7:50pm says:

I think there's an inherent badassery that comes with having that one eyeglass connected to a chain.

+3 votes   media: Physics is bad for your hair
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 14 2014, 7:53pm says:

My history class rarely ever talked about the Soviets in WW2 only that they had a lot of deaths. My history teacher actually though that Band of Brothers was a good representation of the war and showed it to us. The Soviets single handedly defeated the entire German Empire, while the Allies were only mosquito bites on the German Empire. Out of every 20 German soldiers killed, 8 of them were killed on the Eastern Front.

+2 votes   media: The Importance of the USSR in World War 2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 13 2014, 9:01pm says:

Being a science person I thought this was common knowledge. I guess I'm just intellectually superior than everyone else. *has pretentious smug*

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 9 2014, 11:15am says:

This is so true. Luckily my physics teacher actually taught our class about the metric system because no one else ever teaches it. I never understood why our education system doesn't teach the metric system.

+7 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 7 2014, 8:47pm says:

My reaction when I use up the last of the toilet paper in a public toilet room.

+2 votes   media: true evil
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 6 2014, 12:13am says:

Who da **** is Jeremy?

+3 votes   media: hoping this was sarcasm
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 2 2014, 6:51pm says:

Looking at the slope of the ice, I think this was played backwards.

+7 votes   media: Fresh from Imgur User Sub Mk2.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 2 2014, 1:11pm says:

Every cell in my brain is screaming MOVE IT ONE TIME TO THE RIGHT! ONE TIME TO THE RIGHT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

+2 votes   media: Fresh from Imgur User Sub.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 1 2014, 6:34pm says:

Two sunglasses? Douche bag level: 9000

+4 votes   media: I guess... You'll have to read the captions
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 30 2014, 10:46pm says:

Justin Beiber and his mindless followers should be executed on a ship and their bodies dumped into the water, their brains are only good for shark bate.

+8 votes   media: He did WHAT?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 30 2014, 4:12pm says:

I think he'll raise the minimum wage by one dollar and then corporations will act outraged and protest by increasing their hamburger prices by a dollar, which will actually give them more profit while they say it's ruining business.

+4 votes   media: Obama's Promise
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 7:41am says:

So many thrives...

+1 vote   media: The World according to...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 7:30am says:

You know, this is actually pretty awesome.

+3 votes   media: Meanwhile in Walmart...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 28 2014, 12:44pm replied:

Is he pointing his pistol at his teammate?

+4 votes   media: Canada
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2014, 4:38pm says:

I think he will make a great living in the slaughter house. He can remove all the bones just by pulling on the head.

+4 votes   media: Yautja support for Ukraine
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2014, 11:20am says:

RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-POST! Still funny though :)

+2 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 25 2014, 5:37pm says:

"Soap drop nigga"

+3 votes   media: Prepare your b#tt
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 24 2014, 9:10pm says:

If he just kept his hands off of those kids, he would probably still be employed.

+4 votes   media: Alcoholic Dinosaur...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 23 2014, 8:09pm says:

I honestly don't know how anyone could get that wrong.

+6 votes   media: You had one job...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 23 2014, 4:46pm says:

A kick in the stomach ought to do it.

+2 votes   media: Funny Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 7:40pm replied:

Ah yes, this old comment... I really need to purge my old stupid comments.

+1 vote   media: Chinese VN-3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 7:52am replied:

Math teachers always defy physical logic just so you would use their damn equations.

+1 vote   media: Funny Test Answers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 8:23pm replied:

Thank you, it's been 69 years since I've seen that movie.

+1 vote   media: Funny Test Answers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 7:26pm replied:

It actually is 4

+2 votes   media: Funny Test Answers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 7:25pm says:

Wait I don't get it :(

+1 vote   media: Funny Test Answers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 11:02am replied:

*angrily starts argument over which economic system is better*

+2 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2014, 10:52pm says:

I can't believe this is still even a debate. Might as well have a government official watch you taking a **** or ******* the neighbor.

+3 votes   media: Privacy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2014, 4:57pm says:

One hasn't been filled with ****, and the other doesn't give a ****.

+3 votes   media: There's none
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2014, 12:16pm says:

Aha I just noticed one of the folders in the bottom left corner. Why do you leave it out in the open like that? I hide mine by putting it in a folder, which is in a folder, in a folder, in a folder, in a folder, in a folder, in a folder, and in a folder in My Documents.

+1 vote   media: My Desktop (Winter Themed)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 17 2014, 1:29pm says:

Why didn't agent Smith think of this?

+6 votes   media: bollywood
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 15 2014, 4:59pm says:

Great lighting! Really has that eerie and apocalyptic look to it! Absolutely great!

+3 votes   media: Hurtgen forest
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 12 2014, 7:00pm says:

Well the state of Michigan make an exception.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 1:43pm says:

True love is between man and hand.

+12 votes   media: Moar stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 10 2014, 9:12pm says:

Maybe the shield should be a giant pancake.

+4 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 8 2014, 5:36pm says:

How does she know the things she's dreaming about are in the bible if she's never read the bible? I just... Nevermind, I'll get back to pornhub.

+11 votes   media: Checkmate atheist scum
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 5 2014, 1:17am replied:

Must've been Miley Cyrus coming in on a wrecking ball.

+6 votes   media: Nope
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 4 2014, 10:27pm replied:

It's the bolt, there is no cover and it stays open when the last shot is fired. You close it by pulling it back slightly and letting it go.

+5 votes   media: Sa vzor.58 anims
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 4 2014, 3:42pm replied:

*their

+1 vote   media: happy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 1 2014, 9:11pm replied:

I'm sorry but that was the most misinformed thing I've read in a long time.

+8 votes   media: Like a Boss.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 3:43pm says:

Cheers to another year of life giving you major depression! :D

+16 votes   media: Survive the new Year!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 3:16am says:

Surplus Russian made 7.62x54R steel tipped ammo... *drool*

+2 votes   media: Magic box
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 30 2013, 2:53pm says:

Fap for America!

+8 votes   media: Fap
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 30 2013, 2:43pm replied:

*soory

+6 votes   media: Have some funny pictures
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 29 2013, 2:09pm says:

Why couldn't they just continue with the AK-107? It's cheaper and interchangeable with other Kalashnikov parts, yet still has the new recoil balance system.

+2 votes   media: AK-12 variants
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2013, 7:27pm says:

I don't like that the weapon's body is lighter than the furniture. Can you make it darker or the furniture lighter?

+2 votes   media: New Gloves For PMC
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2013, 1:25pm says:

Dem commies wouldn't understand what it means to be 'Murican.

+4 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2013, 1:21pm says:

Spiders... That can fly.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2013, 1:20pm says:

Life of Brian was a great movie about the Romans, I don't care if they had English accents.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2013, 6:36pm says:

I think if you can't pull the lever yourself while looking into their eyes, then you can't be for the death penalty at all. I support rehab but it will be organized by professionals in psychology and psychiatry. I want to eradicate crime, not people.

+2 votes   media: Capital Punishment
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 25 2013, 10:26pm says:

All used by the Americans in WW2.

+1 vote   media: some badass collection
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 25 2013, 12:58pm says:

So we're the meth lab I guess... At least then we have more fun! XD

+3 votes   media: Canada
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 23 2013, 7:50pm replied:

And juicy tree parasites.

+2 votes   media: Mother's eyes, drinking piss and driving
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 22 2013, 12:05am replied:

Yeah, if...

+1 vote   media: Women of the US Army
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 19 2013, 10:28pm replied:

AYE!

+2 votes   media: Speaking of Dino mods for games (read description)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 18 2013, 10:38pm says:

A lot of people love coming...

+13 votes   media: Seattle Sperm Bank
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 17 2013, 11:59pm replied:

DID THEY REALLY MAKE A DINO MOD?

+1 vote   media: Speaking of Dino mods for games (read description)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2013, 5:13pm says:

Oh I get it now. Sc-out and sc-in I feel stupid.

+2 votes   media: Stuffraga
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2013, 1:29am says:

Don't worry, he's got this...

+2 votes   media: Stuff to make your day better
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2013, 1:27am says:

This is why I play video games 12 hours a day.

+2 votes   media: Have some laughs
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2013, 11:43pm replied:

Heresy.

+1 vote   media: Sa 58 as submachinegun called Bulldog
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2013, 11:34pm says:

Better be careful or we'll bring democracy in the form of missiles! Gawd bless 'Muricah.

+3 votes   media: Jen takové rýpnutí
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2013, 11:17pm replied:

Since when do teachers encourage procrastination.

+2 votes   media: Fat Monday
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 8 2013, 5:25pm says:

At least the new content will help liven things up until Hoth! I'm actually excited to try out these new maps! :D

+3 votes   article: Introducing First Strike 1.6
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 8 2013, 12:39am replied:

I remember when I took swimming classes for a few days there were girls there too.

+2 votes   media: Sharia
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 6 2013, 1:00am replied:

I think most of their snipers used mosins.

+2 votes   media: M60
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 6 2013, 12:49am says:

Looks like the main character from star gate Atlantis.

+2 votes   media: Guess Who That Is?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 6 2013, 12:40am replied:

NEIN DAT IZ NOT ACCEPTIBLE!

+2 votes   media: My political compass
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 6 2013, 12:09am replied:

Somewhere in between "Obama's a Muslim" and "all Republicans are closet homos", the truth lies.

+5 votes   article: The Untold History of the United States
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 6:40pm replied: +2 votes   media: Another Theory
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 1:26am replied:

I don't think anything less than a resurrection would be a good enough apology.

+2 votes   media: Chetniks flag and it's meaning
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 1 2013, 12:13am says:

All he wanted was to know where she put his ******* supersuit. Youtube.com

+1 vote   media: People That Are Having a Really Bad Day (Pt-2)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 30 2013, 12:09pm says:

When you have millions of people doing the same thing, you cannot simply say they're the absolute problem themselves. These are people that grew up in this country, with the same culture, same families, same capitalist market. No other country does things like this. This country is dominated by mindless machines that only consume and defecate. Shopping and eating is the American dream now.

+4 votes   media: Black Friday
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2013, 5:09pm says:

What if you do take one and it's the razor? Kind of defeats the purpose.

+1 vote   media: Dumping these here
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2013, 1:14pm replied:

Apologies.

+2 votes   media: Global Storm mod v0.5
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2013, 3:15am replied:

I like how they referred to the Pulp Fiction scene :D

+5 votes   media: I Do Hope Those Are Typos.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2013, 3:02am says:

This is like the third repost of this image in one month, seriously.

+4 votes   media: Amaze Fireworks
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 28 2013, 9:49pm says:

I don't know if you're allowed to use the HUD from bf2142.

+1 vote   media: Global Storm mod v0.5
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 28 2013, 9:21pm says:

But his lips are immune to her charms (cheesy line from old batman movie)

+2 votes   media: MASSIVE Dump commencing.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 27 2013, 10:18pm says:

Jesus: Aw dad damn it!

+9 votes   media: MASSIVE Dump commencing.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 27 2013, 10:13pm says:

Looks like she missed.

+3 votes   media: MASSIVE Dump commencing.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 27 2013, 11:35am says:

It's probably driving illegal immigrants across the border.

+6 votes   media: El brako?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 27 2013, 11:32am says:

I only got the shotgun one :(

+1 vote   media: Cliche weapons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 11:26pm says:

It looks like a juggernaut rogue.

+1 vote   media: I've always wanted one. So I just made it
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 23 2013, 11:18am says:

Well at least his computer didn't 'freeze'

+3 votes   media: People Caught Having Fun at Work
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 23 2013, 11:13am says:

Ha this is in reference to the movie Get Smart where Control bombs a bakery and everyone jokes about it saying Muffins of mass destruction XD.

+2 votes   media: Muffins of mass destruction
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 23 2013, 11:07am says:

Am I the o ly one who puts a god damn password on my phone?

+9 votes   media: Teachers Caught Being Awesome
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 20 2013, 10:57pm says:

Well that's one way to do it.

+4 votes   media: Have some stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 18 2013, 8:36pm says:

If you keep saying it, it sounds like KKK repeating itself.

+1 vote   media: Some pics
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 17 2013, 3:30pm replied: +2 votes   media: posters
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 16 2013, 9:14am says:

Wait, there's a TV show of real martial arts competitions? WHY ARE MY ******* FRIENDS WATCHING PUSSIES BOXING WITH ADS ON THEIR CROTCHES?!

+9 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 16 2013, 9:12am says:

What an intricate and complicated plan! :o

+4 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 16 2013, 9:10am says:

Tom & Jerry: Live action movie.

+9 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 16 2013, 9:05am says:

"Dance chicken, dance!"

+4 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2013, 4:01pm says:

Did he use his pee so he can't get sued?

+1 vote   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 13 2013, 5:50pm says:

I don't think gun control will do anything but people exaggerate the importance of guns. There are those people who would give up their first amendment for the second amendment, which is bad. I think guns are fun and would love to have one but when it's easier to get a gun than it is to get a car, there's a problem. Gun control will however be good for exporting to at least minimize the profiteering of war, like how companies are selling guns to extremely religious terrorists all over the world.

+1 vote   media: Guns Don't Kill People
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 11 2013, 12:27am replied:

I think he means now at this moment where all the powerful European nations are now in the EU.

+6 votes   media: Random
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 10 2013, 11:10am says:

Just get rid of the middle class part and the racist part and you have me.

+1 vote   media: Am I right?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 8 2013, 9:26pm says:

Does that say Playstation 2 on top? O.o

+7 votes   media: eye toy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 8 2013, 7:30am says:

I think I know this map, it has a bridge in the middle where a lot of fighting happens. I forgot its name though.

+2 votes   media: New map -coming soon !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 7 2013, 7:51am says:

All of the sudden I feel like trying this. Pretend like I'm a dinosaur. Rawr :3

+5 votes   media: Have some funny pictures
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 5 2013, 9:31am says:

Target neutralized.

+5 votes   media: More C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 4 2013, 4:25pm replied:

As George Carlin has called, it's called the pussification of America. Tag is banned because it encourages victimization. Just about any activity with a minor risk has been banned in schools to "protect" children. Yeah, protect them from nature and reality.

+3 votes   media: random
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 4 2013, 7:36am says:

So our school banned tag huh? Well I guess we'll go back to the old ways of having fun...

+4 votes   media: random
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 3 2013, 11:55pm says:

Y U NO AS RADICAL AS ME?

+2 votes   media: My political compass
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 3 2013, 10:09am says:

My cold, black, hateful heart can't take it!

+2 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 2 2013, 5:07pm replied:

Hey at yeast mine was original. I've heard "half baked jokes" all over moddb. People doughn't seem to put much thought into their inbread jokes.

+4 votes   media: Dedicated Comedian
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 2 2013, 11:04am replied:

Actually that's correct if this was an AKM.

+1 vote   media: New AK47 Model
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 2 2013, 10:53am replied:

Well don't even try, you'll get insomnia. Trust me...

+3 votes   media: Reflect on Life
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 1 2013, 10:27am replied:

Like an M14? :D

+4 votes   media: M240 Elcan Ingame
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 1 2013, 8:00am says:

*in a British accent* how uncivilized for an adolesence. Come gentlemen, we shall depart from this savagery and go have some tea. Cheerio.

+8 votes   media: Japan's Twitter Morons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 29 2013, 8:44pm says:

3.14% of sailors are pi-rates.

+15 votes   media: Have some humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 28 2013, 11:30pm says:

Okay, first me and all the attractive females get on first, everyone else including the children should stall the water for me *cough* us to escape.

+7 votes   media: Bros Before Hoes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 28 2013, 11:27pm replied:

Trust me, they both have something in their jeans that are related.

+8 votes   media: Like Father, Like Son
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 28 2013, 12:26am says:

Ah Halloween, every pedophile's dream, kids wandering by themselves at night looking for candy, dressed so the police can't identify them.

+4 votes   media: Halloween Costumes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 27 2013, 8:28pm says:

Lynch time >:3

+2 votes   media: Cyanide
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 27 2013, 7:42pm says:

They make the flowers bloom pretty well :)

+6 votes   media: C&H: burial ground
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 26 2013, 5:40pm says:

It first looked like a pokeball to me lol

+3 votes   media: polandball comics
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 25 2013, 4:56pm replied:

Natural selection actually. He grew up in a world of cars and industry and if he hasn't learned to look both ways when in the street, then he was never meant to survive... I'm so morbid :/

+2 votes   media: Black Humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 25 2013, 4:51pm says:

Can you repeat it please? I wasn't paying attention.

+8 votes   media: bomb school
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 25 2013, 7:32am replied:

-3 karma? My work here is done Imgkk.com

+4 votes   media: Complications
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 24 2013, 11:21pm says:

The cat for ****'s sake, too many people on this planet.

+1 vote   media: Complications
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 24 2013, 12:07am replied:

I know, I tried to show that this was a cult by saying that they don't tolerate free speech and they try to get rid of it by pulling out their little victim cards. I've watched all of thunderf00t's videos on the poison of today's feminism.

0 votes   media: Heresy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 23 2013, 7:52pm says:

I think you guys are exaggerating it a little bit. Of course it's not a site for all atheists, just the ones with certain political and social views, like all white males are inherently evil, that sexism is a problem as long as men are allowed free speech, and that all atheists who don't agree with them are ignorant or sexist.

0 votes   media: Heresy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 21 2013, 5:57pm says:

Look the knife is floating :O

0 votes   media: New desert gloves
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 20 2013, 7:59pm says:

My dad has yet to realize that I have a better grasp of what the ideal life really is. **** community service, I got **** to play.

+5 votes   media: Adulthood
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 18 2013, 1:31pm says:

I think this is funny.

+5 votes   media: Fabric
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 18 2013, 1:22pm says:

Looks like one of those optical illusion paintings.

+6 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia . . .
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 15 2013, 9:17am replied:

Naw, I'm just pointing out a little flaw in his statement, I'm just 17.

+2 votes   media: You're doing it wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 14 2013, 6:13pm says:

Is that a TROPHY on top?

+1 vote   media: BMP-4 Kurganets
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 11 2013, 5:18pm says:

Those bananas should be twinkies, you never see those kind of people holding real fruit :p

+8 votes   media: Mericart
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 10 2013, 4:16pm replied:

Yup, I learned a lot when my son committed suicide with a note blaming me for his despair. It's a fun learning experience! :D

+3 votes   media: You're doing it wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 8 2013, 10:46pm says:

It's like Titanic but better and more emotional.

+18 votes   media: Trying to make friends
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 8 2013, 8:08am replied:

That's like saying every American that fought was a Capitalist. They don't give a **** about the economy. Most soldiers were drafted anyways.

+14 votes   media: What the...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 6 2013, 6:47pm replied:

Aw sheeit, I thought hell would be hot enough to be a grill.

+3 votes   media: Welcome to...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 5 2013, 12:23pm replied:

And profit! Don't forget profit! Ka-ching! :)

+2 votes   media: Opium - Afghanistan
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 5 2013, 9:04am says:

While the military will bomb all who appose us, the media will keep telling us we're under threat from terrorists.

+5 votes   media: American Exceptionalism
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 3 2013, 8:31am replied:

*cough* days *clears throat*

+5 votes   media: Have some more stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 26 2013, 11:32pm says:

You think bf3 has a lot of nade spam? If you played the original bf2 on Strike at Karkand you would know it could be worse.

+2 votes   media: bf3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 26 2013, 11:25pm says:

**** bellow sea level.

+7 votes   media: Pun
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 25 2013, 11:25pm says:

Da ****? I'll never look at Nicholas the same way again.

+2 votes   media: Nightmares
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 23 2013, 11:01am says:

Gay Hitler? This is out of mein kampfort zone.

+18 votes   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 20 2013, 7:52pm says:

If it weren't for video games, the Hitler wouldn't have committed genocide!... Oh wait, 99.999999999999% of all human violence has taken place before video games were invented. Move along.

+7 votes   media: Video Games Are Evil
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 19 2013, 4:32pm says:

I like the new face paint :)

+1 vote   media: USMC HD Soldier Textures Ingame
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 18 2013, 8:44pm replied:

He wouldn't look any different.

+7 votes   media: That's the spot...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 18 2013, 4:25pm replied:

Thought? What's that?

+2 votes   media: Dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 16 2013, 4:18pm says:

I always thought sports was overrated in this country. I don't hate on the athletes only, I also hate on their coaches, the sports media, and on the ******** who take it so seriously. I swear the only long debates I hear between my piers is about sport teams, nothing about philosophy, ethics or current events. I for one think we need to change the priorities of our culture and encourage people to get ******* real jobs, not become a celebrity or athlete.

+3 votes   media: Priorities
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 14 2013, 12:13am replied:

Well **** here we go again.

+1 vote   media: have some stuff (Mix version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 13 2013, 5:07pm replied:

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME INFIDELS!

+3 votes   media: In soviet russia police fucks you
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 13 2013, 5:00pm says:

Really cool costume! You should come trick-or-treat over here in Detroit! :D

+4 votes   media: Cant wait for Halloween
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 13 2013, 8:02am replied:

ALLAH IS ON MY SIDE! *launches jet pack*

+6 votes   media: In soviet russia police fucks you
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 12 2013, 7:39pm says:

It was set up, he ain't more special than any other peasant.

+1 vote   media: have some stuff (Mix version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 12 2013, 7:37pm says:

I can't saying "ooohhhhhh!" every time he hits it.

+3 votes   media: have some stuff (Mix version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 12 2013, 7:29pm says:

Yeah, there just happened to be a large group of people lined up like they were expecting to see this. Move along now.

+10 votes   media: In soviet russia police fucks you
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2013, 11:40pm says:

Well we need all that space to store the inbreeds. :P

-4 votes   media: have some stuff (Mix version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2013, 6:10pm says:

When someone mentioned today was the anniversary of 9/11 I started to sing "Celebrate good times, come on!" My colleagues were not amused. People should stop living in the past. How come we don't celebrate days where a cure for a deadly infection was found? We never care about people until they die that's why.

+11 votes   media: Happy Birthday
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 10 2013, 4:44pm replied:

He knows better than to **** with a cat.

+5 votes   media: The Most Badass Cat Ever
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 10 2013, 12:28am says:

Like little pikachus! :3

+1 vote   media: Talking cats
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 9 2013, 1:02am replied:

I tried my best to get the least provocative picture on the internet. It seems I've failed...

+1 vote   media: Israel Controversy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 8 2013, 2:38pm says:

I'm getting a sense that I am being warned not to hate this park...

+16 votes   media: dump of pics
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 4 2013, 11:21pm says:

This is how I felt at all the times when my server connection thinks that bullets aren't lethal except for the enemy's.

+3 votes   media: GIF dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 4 2013, 11:12pm says:

I hope the pipe for the beer isn't connected with the urine toilet.

+3 votes   media: The Bar Of The Future!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 3 2013, 12:58pm replied:

My red white and blue **** says otherwise!

+3 votes   media: Le Dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 3 2013, 12:49pm replied:

They're gonna need it >:)

+1 vote   media: FS Campaign 2 Galaxy Map 01
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2013, 7:03pm says:

Surprise butt push?

+6 votes   media: GIF dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 1 2013, 7:04pm says:

Everyone is too fat and happy to bother asking themselves philosophical questions, that's why so many people didn't answer.

+2 votes   media: War on Religion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 31 2013, 9:50pm says:

I've never seen this before but I'm guessing it's a flammable drink and the saliva is putting it out.

+3 votes   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 31 2013, 9:48pm says:

That last part made my day.

+5 votes   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 31 2013, 12:55pm says:

I would laugh at both cartoons lol

+2 votes   media: more hypocrisy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 30 2013, 5:37pm says:

Just walk away boys, just walk away.

+3 votes   media: meh
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2013, 11:45pm says:

If other countries are going to do anything to intervene, it should only be to help shelter people fleeing the conflict and to provide medical aide for the injured.

+6 votes   media: Syrian War: Countdown
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2013, 2:45pm says:

Will you also include the RPK with the drum magazine?

+2 votes   media: RPK Normal/Bipod Modes Preview
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2013, 7:01pm says:

If that's a guy on the right... *red smoke starts coming out of ears*

+1 vote   media: Girls in Army around the Globe -7-
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2013, 6:44pm says:

Can someone help me understand the punchline?

+2 votes   media: Le Me today
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2013, 11:21am says:

Marily marily marily were on a stealth mission.

+4 votes   media: Have Some Funny Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 20 2013, 9:35pm says:

Will they seriously have dynamic animals on the battlefields?

+2 votes   media: PARACEL STORM & NAVAL WARFARE !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 19 2013, 4:48pm says:

...it's predicted to grow even larger and estimated to extend to the east coast...

+12 votes   media: The forecast for today....
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 18 2013, 4:41pm says:

Imagine two of these riding side by side. It would look like one car split in half :0

+4 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia . . .
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 16 2013, 3:46pm says:

I've never played Half Life before because it just seemed like another gore-based game with nothing else to it, but a lot of people seem to like. Should I play it?

+3 votes   group: Critique
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 16 2013, 3:17pm says:

Alien > Predator :P

-2 votes   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 15 2013, 3:40am says:

Well it's always the good die young and the pricks never ******* die!

+2 votes   media: WHY?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 8 2013, 3:33pm replied:

Psycho? Please, just ask the heads in my fridge, they'll tell you I'm not a psycho :)

+1 vote   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 8 2013, 3:07pm replied:

I was about to agree with you until you said Digimon.

+4 votes   media: have some stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 6 2013, 4:06pm says:

You can equip flash bang you just have to change the number of the weapon selection.

+2 votes   media: FN 2000
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 6 2013, 3:23am says:

I want to get this in case I ever get a girlfriend. Perfect Valentines gift. Or gif I should say.

+11 votes   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 6 2013, 1:07am says:

It's that soldiers actually think god is watching out for them, as well as every other soldier who died in all previous wars.

+4 votes   media: Jesus and soldier
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 5 2013, 2:51pm replied:

Good point.

+4 votes   media: Bannas
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 5 2013, 2:39pm says:

Sweden?

+2 votes   media: have some stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 5 2013, 2:32pm says:

Poland save the queen's ****.

+8 votes   media: Poland
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2013, 8:58pm says:

Low self-esteem: keeping the gene pool clean for thousands of years.

+4 votes   media: Bannas
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 3 2013, 1:06am says:

Has anyone ever even thought it was possible to own a turtle AND get laid frequently?

+1 vote   media: Funny stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 3 2013, 12:55am replied:

Looks like a G3A3 to me.
*EDIT* Wait I just found out I'm retarded. Carry on.

+4 votes   media: Updated MEC Kit Geometries
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 1 2013, 10:38pm replied:

I'm pretty sure he was deported lol

+5 votes   media: Nice burn
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 1 2013, 3:07pm says:

*looks at the female* they had titties!? :O

+1 vote   media: Smurfs in da hood
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 1 2013, 3:11am replied:

I wasn't talking about media, just like news sources on the internet like the huffington post. But I'm trying to get a book about the history of the middle east but I needed to wait a while to get some money first. Gonna order it tomorrow.

+1 vote   media: Israel Controversy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 1 2013, 1:05am replied:

I can never seem to find any news source mentioning anything about Israel's human rights crimes. How do you find your sources?

+1 vote   media: Israel Controversy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 31 2013, 10:50pm replied:

People often tell me Israel keeps proposing peace agreements but the Palestinians reject it and just want to kill all the Jews. I don't even know the terms of the offers Israel gave, I'm hoping you know?

+1 vote   media: Israel Controversy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 30 2013, 5:11pm says:

So the bar for 23.5 is like 1/6 the size of the 39.5 bar. 23.5 times 2 is 47 and yet the bar still wouldn't be half as high as Obama's bar. Totally not biased at all.

+3 votes   media: Political stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 30 2013, 2:03pm says:

Yes but will they actually be allowed to shoot back the enemies? :P

+5 votes   media: VBCI Infantry Fighting Vehicle
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 30 2013, 1:57pm replied:

You get a thousand awards just for getting one kill and just working to earn guns and attachments, especially the lack of teamwork.

+7 votes   media: EoTech with FTS Magnifier
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 29 2013, 9:30pm says:

Both are cancers.

+5 votes   media: The irony in its best!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 29 2013, 8:02pm says:

I know exactly what you mean. I point out how my classmates are distracted by entertainment and are ignorant of what goes on in the real world and they call me a hater. Dumb pussies can't face truth.

+3 votes   media: The Anti-"Hater" Brigade
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 28 2013, 7:46pm says:

How about just no clothes? Unless they have a visible infection. O.o

+1 vote   media: I'm in loss of words
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 27 2013, 5:08pm replied:

It's Captain Obvious to you madam!

+1 vote   media: Rainbow Six
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 27 2013, 2:48am says:

***** of the future lol

+4 votes   media: Name*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 27 2013, 2:45am says:

The mask looks like Squidward.

+4 votes   media: Rainbow Six
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 25 2013, 12:24pm replied:

The only responsibility powerful people see is to do whatever they can to keep the power, not use the power to help anyone.

+2 votes   media: Is humanity "evil"?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 25 2013, 12:14pm says:

You are willful ignorance at its finest. So many people try to convince you the truth but you still like to have this delusional hate towards the Arabic countries and that Israel is so peaceful. You are blocking yourself from the truth, get ******* real.

+3 votes   member: deniable_pain
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 24 2013, 7:48pm says:

It's reversed but still cute :D

+3 votes   media: Posing Kitten
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 24 2013, 7:40pm replied:

They say they're boycotting MW2 and they're all playing MW2 lol.

+7 votes   media: Successful boycot?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 18 2013, 6:21pm replied:

No I'm a cat worshiper. I am a minion of the feline gods and am due for my sacrifice! Good thing the feline gods are taking a long cat nap so I'm procrastinating my ritual sacrifice. :D

+1 vote   media: Woman and Cats
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 17 2013, 12:51am replied:

Are you being home schooled?

+2 votes   media: Seems legit.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2013, 11:07pm says:

I ******* hated it when my parents thought I would just looooove to hug a stranger in a giant ******* Blues Clues costume.

+2 votes   media: (Insert title here)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2013, 10:58pm says:

This is why I always tell people that cats are not feminine, they keep a girl and get to do whatever they want. If cats drink beer and frequently slapped their female owners, they would still be loved. **** I want to be a cat!

+8 votes   media: Woman and Cats
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2013, 11:37am says:

Just when I thought I had enough things to worry about >.<

+7 votes   media: have some stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2013, 12:20am says:

If I was the boss of that guy in Walmart, I would give him a promotion.

+12 votes   media: Attack on Moddb
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 13 2013, 11:16am says:

**** the bible and keep it away from my science. People just keep wanting to justify religion's validity and their forcing science to be friends with it. It's like a genius being forced to be friends with a redneck jockey.

+4 votes   media: What is the meaning of this?!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 12 2013, 12:20pm says:

Movie makers need to make some original material for ****'s sake. The damsel in distress has been over used for thousands of years, make a giraffe in distress and a space marine needs to stop the chimps from taking over the galaxy after they grew bigger brains. That's a ******* story.

+1 vote   media: Commencing dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2013, 8:55pm replied:

What map is it in?

+1 vote   media: [FH2 Easter-Egg] Kiddy Plane
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2013, 7:39pm says: +2 votes   media: dat luck
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2013, 12:01pm says:

Ghost Pokemon: surprise *** raping in mansions since... some time ago.

+4 votes   media: best pokemon type
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2013, 11:58am says:

******* lava tornadoes, what's next!?

+12 votes   media: more pics
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2013, 2:19pm replied:

Yeah, I'm sure all of those African countries are glad you 'helped' them :P

+9 votes   media: .
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 7 2013, 10:27pm replied:

Want to volunteer? 8D

+6 votes   media: Stay Alive
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 5 2013, 7:10pm says:

Screw Coke, Pepsi's better. :P

-1 votes   media: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2013, 4:10pm replied:

"Tankers needed: preferably midgets"

+1 vote   media: Glorious War Machine!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2013, 2:57pm says:

I love my cats very much but I still think think what he said is funny XD

+3 votes   media: Ouch
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2013, 2:47pm says:

Well it's not like he could've attached back on and it'll just start working again. I think this is kind of a show of forgiveness for each other after a war that shouldn't even have happened. Still funny though hehe

+11 votes   media: the other funnies of today
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2013, 2:42pm says:

Long yellow things... Asian dicks?

+7 votes   media: the other funnies of today
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 2 2013, 11:24am says:

I should do that next time some jack off thinks I'm slow. I'm 70 mph and the speed limit's 60! Why don't you just roll your fat *** down a hill and reach mach 2 that way!

+10 votes   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 2 2013, 2:41am replied:

Must be the illuminati! One of the pixels on the picture looks like an eye on a pyramid! :0

+8 votes   media: Pro Tip
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 1 2013, 2:24am replied:

Yeah nothing really seems to show off its own detail anymore. Everything has to glow now, even dirt on the ground glows to make things look blurry like you just got out of bed.

+1 vote   media: Frostbite 3 images: reality or not ?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 30 2013, 5:59pm says:

Can it actually fly though?

+2 votes   media: [FH2 Easter-Egg] Kiddy Plane
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 27 2013, 10:34pm replied:

Can he jump from a house.

Yes he can, he's a Spider.

Look out here comes the Spider Cop.

+5 votes   media: Russian Spider Cop
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 23 2013, 1:55pm replied:

What it's about is how she's being a hypocrite. She said she's sick of guys being dicks while she's being a bitch towards the innocent guys.

+2 votes   media: All your humour belong to us
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 22 2013, 9:01pm replied:

I thought glass screens were an ancient myth! :O

+1 vote   media: Transformer Cigarette Pack
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 22 2013, 2:18pm says:

Why are kitties cute at all times? Even when they're scratching your face off? I can never get mad at my cats when the scratch me because they give me these big shiny kitten eyes after they do it!

+2 votes   media: Confused cat. =o =D =P XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 22 2013, 1:40pm says:

Most likely will be assassinated.

+1 vote   media: Oh, You Scored a Goal
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 22 2013, 1:38pm says:

So many reasons why I won't ever have kids. The Earth is already overpopulated, we don't need more people pumping out units who just ruin your lives.

0 votes   media: One Reason Not To Bring Your Child To Work
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 22 2013, 1:28pm says:

Maybe he's trying to get whiter lol

+12 votes   media: Can Someone Explain WTF They Are Doing
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 19 2013, 4:38pm replied:

Not only are they afraid of death, they have the illusion they are actually free. They think that because they have access to a lot of things to buy and are distracted by media, that nothing is wrong with the country and most of the people who think there's something wrong with the country are bigots who think it's wrong that blacks, gays, and women have rights, and those are tue tools used by the corporate fascism to keep us from uniting against them.

+2 votes   media: America's Second Revolution
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 16 2013, 11:41am says:

No clothes can contain me! *starts swinging from branch to branch like a gibbon* alalalalalalala!

+3 votes   media: C&H: Purse
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 16 2013, 1:04am says:

One of my cats looks just like her. She always wants to eat and acts so cute to get it, but we're serious about her diet, even though she circles us around the kitchen rubbing her mouth against our legs and constantly making a high pitched meow. Too cute to handle!

+3 votes   media: One of my cats, Opera
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2013, 11:36pm says:

The bottom picture is me after 10 pushups.

+1 vote   media: Random Pic Dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2013, 10:14pm replied:

We need our own Hitler to take care of the job.

+1 vote   media: new patch of funnies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 11 2013, 4:29pm replied:

A culture where values include progress, knowledge and science, and principles that include managing resources for everybody and the planet for a better way of life without harming the planet so much. Seems kind of impossible now that I think about it. =/

+4 votes   media: The Venus Project
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 11 2013, 3:01pm replied:

Remember, you need an enlightened culture to make this possible so it may take a few hundred years until this gets to happen.

+4 votes   media: The Venus Project
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 11 2013, 2:42pm replied:

Whoever disagrees is a lie.

+9 votes   media: Burn Centers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 11 2013, 2:40pm replied:

NOT THE BEES!!!! AAAHHHH!!!!

+6 votes   media: Have Some Funny Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 11 2013, 2:33pm says:

That's kind of cruel to the cat.

+17 votes   media: new pics for ya
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 7 2013, 4:11pm says:

Lol

+3 votes   media: new patch of funnies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2013, 8:25pm says:

****, if only we actually looked that good : /

+4 votes   media: PC Master Race
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 3 2013, 9:28pm replied:

No but that's what always happens.

+1 vote   media: after wedding
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 2 2013, 8:55pm replied:

I don't know, this might be what happened after the 2 Girls 1 Cup.

+1 vote   media: Well I am sorry for posting tons at once, but...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 2 2013, 8:03pm replied:

Indeed it is, I remember seeing this at first it scared but then I re-winded it and I laughed my *** off!

+1 vote   media: have some humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 2 2013, 8:01pm says:

It looks so cute. It would be ****** up but funny if someone were to actually **** all over the animal.

-1 votes   media: ass
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 31 2013, 6:01pm says:

If this baby wasn't in a society, natural selection would've taken him out in one bite. :D

+6 votes   media: I want my lunch
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 27 2013, 10:13pm says:

I'm pretty sure they'd like to see them because what scares them the most is that they can't see them.

+1 vote   media: Snipers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 24 2013, 5:26pm says:

Is this that one bitch I saw him talk to on one of his documentaries? The one who is fighting against scientists to keep evolution out of school? And to force god down children's throats?

+2 votes   media: Evidence
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 23 2013, 10:15pm says:

If I was that cat, I would be jealous of the guy. She's sexy :)

+6 votes   media: The Jealous Cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2013, 11:31pm says:

Most of this replacing presidents with dictators is so America can control those countries and sell lots of weapons to them. Funny how the U.S. tries to assassinate the dictators that just stop listening to what the U.S. tells them to do and not because they murder people.

+1 vote   media: American Terrorism
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2013, 10:25pm replied:

Humans were born with laughter to surpass moments of despair and suffering. In no way does this insult or make fun of the people who died during the holocaust.

+8 votes   media: Man v. Nazi
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2013, 8:15pm says:

What movie is this?

+1 vote   media: Dinosaur Bones
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2013, 7:58pm replied:

Ha, you atheists are making excuses for not explaining things you can't explain! Gravity isn't real you stupid atheists! I bet you also believe in air too! :P

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2013, 7:09pm says:

hehehe Jebus :P

+3 votes   media: Theist troll
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2013, 6:20pm replied:

It's about time they run out of quarters. Green, red and purple ghosts FTW!

+2 votes   media: Good progress
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 9 2013, 10:35pm replied:

Now FH2 is full of people who just grab the sniper kit first while everyone else gets a tank. EVERYONE gets a tank!

+1 vote   media: New PLA Kit Geomtry
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 3 2013, 4:05pm says:

Charging your cat... nice

+3 votes   media: Lol. =D =P XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 30 2013, 8:30pm replied:

I blame my genitals.

+1 vote   media: The truth
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 23 2013, 5:58pm says:

Instead of saying Global Storm up there, I think it should say the name of the map.

+3 votes   media: New Minimap
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 21 2013, 11:31pm says:

Humans are too ugly to eat.

+3 votes   media: upside down
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 21 2013, 11:22pm replied:

I don't know the name, but I think it's from the movie Inception.

+1 vote   media: The Great Dictator - Speech
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 21 2013, 11:01pm says:

If they had hot chicks feeling my body for weapons, I would endorse this kind of security. They would also be required to double check under my genitals for security purposes of course.

+1 vote   media: The TSA
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 21 2013, 10:04pm says:

What game is this?

+1 vote   media: Soft Landing
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 11 2013, 10:08pm says:

Ninjas? Give them faster speed, throwing knives, swords, and high jumps :D

+2 votes   media: Ninja skins!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 8 2013, 4:10pm says:

Put the words "made in China" on it, then make it jam every 5 minutes :D

+6 votes   media: QBZ-95 scoped
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 3 2013, 1:41pm says:

The trees are more green than the grass by a long shot. Perhaps you can make the grass more green?

+1 vote   media: HK-2002 in jungle environment !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 2 2013, 8:53pm says:

The first things I noticed were the tits :D

+3 votes   media: New main menu background. =D =P XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 25 2013, 10:51pm says:

He's watching some girl's *** bouncing side to side as she walks by :)

+3 votes   media: Serbian Infantry
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 23 2013, 4:52pm replied:

It's the game by itself. No mods :)

+1 vote   media: Just an in-game screenshot
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 25 2013, 10:53pm says:

Every time a fight happens in the school, everyone gets out their cell phones immediately and no one stops the fight.

+2 votes   media: Lol =D =P XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 19 2013, 10:59am says:

Servers are allowed to put their own ads on billboards in the game so this probably isn't an Easter egg.

+1 vote   media: 2143
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 12 2013, 10:26pm replied:

Your girlfriend plays bf2?

+2 votes   media: Arctic Warfare Release Trailer
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 4 2013, 7:10am says:

Hostile gunship! Hostile air transport! Hostile APC! Hostile walker! Hostile speeder! (repeats process)

+3 votes   media: In my opinion the best BF game ever!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 25 2013, 4:06pm replied:

They're called magazines but I think he just has the wrong 3p animation for the weapon.

+1 vote   media: Some mec kit geometry
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2013, 6:38pm replied:

I actually hope it's all land based. The buildings make it so you have no idea where the enemy could be, it all just makes it more intense and keeps your guard up. Helicopters and jets would ruin that thrill of being able to ambush your enemy or slipping past your enemy. :)

+1 vote   media: Winter Town Work In Progress Editor Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2013, 11:33am says:

Might want to work on getting the snow to stay outside ;)

+1 vote   media: New BF2142 map concept
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2012, 10:23pm replied:

I actually found it in the BF2142 files but it isn't used so I guess you got a very convenient model with animations ;)

+1 vote   media: BLOC-4 (WIP) - Animation Test #1
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2012, 7:26pm says:

By the time you first see a cat, it's already been watching you for hours :D

+2 votes   media: Random cat from my front garden. :)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 23 2012, 1:30pm says:

Yeah, my merry Christmas is going to be spent doing a lot of homework and without snow :(

+6 votes   media: Merry Christmas Everyone!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2012, 1:42pm says:

Looks like pie lives in an unreal world and his only friends are imaginary :P

+2 votes   media: Get real!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 30 2012, 8:56pm says:

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!! 83

+4 votes   media: LOL?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 30 2012, 8:55pm says:

The legs are too small for an animal this size. If it had a more retracted tummy and bigger, stronger legs, it would be hunting down giraffes and elephants!

+3 votes   media: Liger?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 15 2012, 4:07pm says:

I think it should be a little bit smaller.

+1 vote   media: EOTech Reticle
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 8 2012, 6:56pm says:

Ah I see. It'll be like an attachment weapon like the grenade launcher.

+1 vote   media: Crossbow
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 27 2012, 11:01pm says:

Lol no one is safe from the default face texture!:D

+1 vote   media: Standard Zombies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 23 2012, 10:54pm says:

Better than tea baggers ;)

+3 votes   media: Lol =D =P XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 23 2012, 10:53pm says:

I'd still **** that Eve right there.

+3 votes   media: Three apples are the my life =D =P XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 23 2012, 10:44pm says:

fhaixvfbwksndlshxuchdbdks. That happens when I see something very cute.

+6 votes   media: The three cat musketeers =D =P XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 23 2012, 10:39pm says:

Like battlefront all over again :D

+1 vote   media: FS Campaign Galaxy Map
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 21 2012, 2:46pm replied:

Nope, original sky looks just like this, There were no buildings in it. It's okay though, I doubt EA comes through here looking for mods to destroy.

+3 votes   media: Better sky for Cold Front
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 20 2012, 11:23am replied: +1 vote   media: Cold Front progress
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 14 2012, 10:52pm replied:

Except for carols. Feels good to throw snow balls at them though. :D

+2 votes   media: Effects
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 13 2012, 12:14pm replied:

A skin change would make it look good.

+1 vote   media: RU new character #2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 12 2012, 4:01pm says:

Oh, it's the EU kit geometries on the Russian soldier.

+1 vote   media: RU new character #2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 3 2012, 5:31pm says:

So are they fighting the Taliban, terrorists, or the West?

+1 vote   media: What Lazy Droids! :D
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 2 2012, 11:04pm says:

Christmas music always brings me joy :D

+2 votes   media: Effects
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 24 2012, 7:12pm says:

This hospital was already in xpak.

+3 votes   media: Upcomming ,,survival" map: Aftermath (WIP)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 17 2012, 5:24pm says:

Looks like the same silo from the beta.

+1 vote   media: BLOC-4 (WIP) - Animation Test #1
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 6 2012, 6:09pm replied:

You're a Juice?

+1 vote   media: Death to all (Zionist) Juice!!!???
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 6 2012, 6:04pm says:

mmmmmmm...

+1 vote   media: Communist Cupcake
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 25 2012, 10:34pm replied:

I blame them for accepting bribes from criminals.

+3 votes   media: The truth
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 25 2012, 10:27pm says:

How could you think a pilot with 4 arms is real? lol

+2 votes   media: Legs and hands while piloting a heli!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 25 2012, 7:46pm says:

Maybe you could do something about the invisible stock as well? ;)

+1 vote   media: Bot support for wake island 64. WIP
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 18 2012, 3:40pm says:

lol that zombie event was pretty funny when we all just run up the ladder in a futile attempt to get the rebels XD

+1 vote   article: After Action Report: Black Intel Event
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 17 2012, 8:38pm replied:

Right now they sponsor animal abuse.

+3 votes   media: F*ck Capitalism
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 11 2012, 3:55pm replied:

You probably have your revive time set to zero.

+3 votes   media: PeTekaChu
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 5 2012, 2:24pm says:

This flag was made during the time the South was fighting to keep slaves and has been "reconsidered" to mean "Southern pride" let's say it really does mean just southern pride, there's no sense in being proud of a location. Being proud of where you live is like being proud of a birth mark you got. Pride should only come from something you achieve in life, not where or what you were born with.

+2 votes   media: This is only racist if you're stupid.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2012, 9:32pm says:

I took the test. I got right in the middle of the green box. A few pixels a little to the left but very close to the center of the green box.

+1 vote   media: Anarcho-Communist
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2012, 4:06pm replied:

People are still playing it...

+1 vote   media: Alpha Project Update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2012, 1:00am says:

The picture it shows on the video, what is the thing with the red square around it suppose to be?

+1 vote   media: K Rino Grand Deception
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 28 2012, 1:54pm says:

Perhaps it's a zombie addon :D

0 votes   media: Aftermath
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 24 2012, 11:30pm replied:

Wow. You dummies can't see that I'm in agreement with him?

0 votes   media: Kubra Dam
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 23 2012, 3:55pm replied:

SKS? For which game?

+2 votes   media: AK-47 with drum mag
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 23 2012, 1:00am replied:

Gosh you need to see a doctor if you have to cough before every sentence lol

+2 votes   media: Antenna
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 19 2012, 1:19pm says:

"Not too bad"

+3 votes   media: Spec Ops Warfare: RU loading Theme
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 18 2012, 4:43pm says:

Make it fall at the last 10 tickets like it does in BF3 :D

+1 vote   media: Antenna
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 13 2012, 11:01pm replied:

Well... most people consider that an insult so be more respectful. But from a scientific POV, humans technically are a type of ape.

+1 vote   media: 101st Airborne Division
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 13 2012, 4:52pm says:

Looks like he's @$$ f***ing the guy.

+1 vote   media: COD MW3: Epic Fail
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 13 2012, 12:06am replied:

Does the P90 even have real iron sights?

+1 vote   media: smg_p90
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 30 2012, 4:50pm says:

I saw the video but it seems awkward when I don't see the hand flipping the magazine. But digging the sound effects!

+2 votes   media: Work In Progress Update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 26 2012, 1:30pm says:

Are those shadows from the actual skin or are they part of the normal mapping?

+1 vote   media: another?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 26 2012, 1:02pm says:

Mini gun muzzle flash?

+1 vote   media: just sum stuff...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 15 2012, 1:08pm says:

You should make the lights dynamic so they can be useful in night maps :D

+1 vote   media: t90
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2012, 7:48pm says:

The normal mapping makes it look tight on him lol

+1 vote   media: Navy Seal
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 11 2012, 9:05pm says:

dat leg...

+1 vote   media: Russian Female Forces
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 11 2012, 8:38pm says:

That lady with eh empty mag is thinking "I guess no one really trusts a black person with a loaded gun, do they?"

+5 votes   media: New Update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 10 2012, 8:04pm replied:

Just one more server.

+1 vote   media: The Black Intel Farewell Gaming Event
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 10 2012, 12:07am says:

Looks like the Assault Kit from BF3.

+1 vote   media: This is how all the wars should have ended
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 9 2012, 3:21pm says:

I'm being literally dead, ******* serious, is this a real photo!?

+1 vote   media: Armored Kill
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 2 2012, 9:40pm replied:

"but it's $60 :/" **** that's a ******* good deal. Video games by themselves cost that much.

+2 votes   media: BF3: PP-19 woodland reskin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 30 2012, 9:43pm replied:

I would like to say it's because they're retarded, but it's obvious that they are deliberately ignoring their brain capacities and choose to waste their brain cells.

-2 votes   media: Kubra Dam
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 28 2012, 1:18pm replied:

You're Dann right I am!

+2 votes   media: AK47 mesh update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 26 2012, 4:12pm says:

So there's going to optics right?

+2 votes   media: AK47 mesh update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 26 2012, 2:26am says:

"IED Production" lol!

+1 vote   media: Lazy Ramadi
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 26 2012, 2:05am says:

I'd do her but those arms are kind of scary O_O

+3 votes   media: Women of the US Army
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 26 2012, 1:44am says: +2 votes   media: Respect
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 23 2012, 9:43pm says:

I like this one. It would be cool if you can add an animation where the ice grows :)

+2 votes   media: New logos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 17 2012, 6:47pm says:

Looks better than the one on gamesbananna :)

+2 votes   media: New M1911 Model
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 10 2012, 5:26pm says:

When I looked at the default reload of the crossbow, the meshes were messed up. Did you guys fix that?

+1 vote   media: Crossbow
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 7 2012, 10:43pm says:

But hows the kit customizing going?

+4 votes   article: Changes and Features for 3.0
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 25 2012, 7:30pm replied:

I want! Where can I download it from?

+1 vote   media: Olive Drab Woodland Vehicles
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 21 2012, 1:02am says:

What's the song name?

+1 vote   media: Operation Peacekeeper Trailer
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2012, 11:32pm says:

I see you're using the muzzle effect of the Eryx or the SRAW because of the caps coming out. Maybe you should get rid of those?

+2 votes   media: Egyptian Kits
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 18 2012, 9:21pm says:

But the skin was by JONES.

+1 vote   media: AK47 Variants
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2012, 2:19pm says:

So I guess the war is so critical, that the military needs to draft civilians?

+1 vote   media: Teaser...? They're pants :D
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 10 2012, 5:17pm says:

Did you add camera recoil or is it a new animation?

+1 vote   media: New Recoil
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 8 2012, 2:56pm says:

It's already hard to cross the bridge in Karkand without getting shot by a sniper, imagine crossing 'this' on foot O.o

+4 votes   media: Spec Ops Warfare: Abadan map
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 8 2012, 2:53pm says:

First mission in BF3. Still haven't been able to shoot the rat :/

+3 votes   media: A few screenshots of the basic bunker
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 28 2012, 5:34pm replied:

It's the M6 Linebacker to put the full name.

+4 votes   media: Bigger scale, new lighting and Jets warfare
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 26 2012, 11:02pm says:

Well well well, if it isn't the Shilka...

+4 votes   media: ZSU-23-4 "Shilka"
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 21 2012, 6:02pm says:

I've always thought that the muzzle flashes in BF3 looked too much like explosions rather than, well, muzzle flashes. The muzzle flashes are way too big in the game anyways.

+2 votes   media: battlefield 3 Close Quarters
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 17 2012, 2:38pm replied:

*cough* that's what she said *cough*

+3 votes   media: Woodland marpat update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 9 2012, 10:20pm says:

You're getting closer than you were before, but obviously more work needs to be done. Keep it up :)

+2 votes   media: Completly new model of the Abakan/AN-94
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 29 2012, 4:27pm says:

I think the criticism is coming from the fact that the vanilla walkers look more realistic in a way. Big, strong built, armored legs with the driver safe inside a big turret on the legs while he sees through a highly advanced camera instead of a giant windshield saying "Here I am! Shoot me!" Also it looks like it was based off of this from the movie Avatar Battlegrip.com

+2 votes   media: EU - L3 "Klein" - Fast Attack Mech - Grassland
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 25 2012, 7:28pm replied:

And what on Earth got you onto that weird video in the first place?

+1 vote   media: RED ZONE GAMEPLAY WITH COMMENTARY
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2012, 12:43am says:

Very nice music :D

+2 votes   media: Zombie Assault Mod Short Actual Gameplay
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 22 2012, 6:23pm says:

I vowed not to drink alcohol but I might do it just for them.

+1 vote   media: Ukrainian Invasion of Female Soldiers Continues
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 22 2012, 2:17pm says:

Too bad he's already dead, he would've made a powerful ally :)

+1 vote   media: COD Balck Ops fun
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 22 2012, 2:16pm says:

I'm a little suspicious as to why all of their names are blocked out O_o

+1 vote   media: New record !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 22 2012, 2:07pm says:

How'd you do this?

+1 vote   media: trying to go underwater
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 17 2012, 4:42pm replied: +1 vote   media: Road to jalalabad sky update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 17 2012, 4:40pm says:

I'm sorry but it looks like you made the game's graphics worse. Now it looks like 1942.

+4 votes   media: HMMWW woodland textures
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 13 2012, 6:00pm says:

It takes an American, German, or Russian to respect the artistic values of hard rock and roll music. :)

+1 vote   media: RED ZONE RELEASE TRAILER
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 11 2012, 9:38pm says:

orgasmicly awesome.

+8 votes   download: Combat Beta V3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 7 2012, 8:36pm replied:

lol

+1 vote   media: lolz
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 5 2012, 10:14pm says:

It looks like the Tunguska skin from PR :D

+1 vote   media: new Tunguska textures
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 31 2012, 10:33pm says:

awesome! :D

+2 votes   media: Fall of Basrah (WIP)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 28 2012, 11:42pm says:

To be honest, not very promising. Didn't include much of the things you showed. Some of what I was really looking forward to was the dual wielding pistols and the type 95 rifle.

+4 votes   download: Soldiers of Fortune Final Beta
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 26 2012, 7:38pm replied:

It's alright. You can also just say that the Russian government is secretly supporting the insurgents with weapons and supplies.

+1 vote   media: example texture
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 23 2012, 11:37pm replied:

To be more realistic, but i hope he makes them more durable so small arms fire can't destroy them.

+2 votes   media: Destroyable Vegitation
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 22 2012, 4:07pm says:

Kind of like what Hjid did for Alpha Project :)

+2 votes   media: EOTech Functionality
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 22 2012, 3:21pm says:

The only thing that bothers me is the zoom animation for the M16. It's too close and blocks a lot of FOV.

+1 vote   media: OPERATION FIRE AND ICE GAMEPLAY
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 16 2012, 12:26pm says:

b_os texture looks amazing! very fine detail!

+1 vote   media: OPERATION FIRE AND ICE
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 10 2012, 11:01pm replied:

When it comes to dinosaurs, you can never go over the limit!... unless they show dinosaur porn. *shivers*

+3 votes   media: B2K - Wake Island Easter eggs
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 3 2012, 7:13pm says:

There are no secrets when you can blow holes in the environment :P

+3 votes   media: secret postion in BF3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 23 2011, 6:23pm replied:

You know, I think people get a lot of negative karma when they already see bad karma given to you. People just like blending into the crowd lol.

+6 votes   media: 3D Scope Shaders
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 13 2011, 11:25pm replied:

Well when you do, you will not be disappointed :D

+1 vote   media: B2K Easter Egg
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 12 2011, 10:47pm replied:

Do you edit shaders with notepad or do I have to get some fancy software device to edit shaders?

+1 vote   media: 3D Zoom Shaders
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2011, 5:49pm replied:

It's so easy to start a debate on the internet XD

+1 vote   media: Which Is Your Favourite Faction?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2011, 6:57pm says:

Here's how I think it went... she shot her last bullet into that guy. He looks more like he's dead rather than giving in to the police. But the crowd also suggests it was a demonstration. I'm confused now. :P

+1 vote   media: Serbian Female Member of Police
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 26 2011, 11:04am says:

I choose who ever are the good guys.

+1 vote   media: Which Is Your Favourite Faction?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 20 2011, 12:21pm says:

That sigh was suppose to be an orgasmic sigh.

+3 votes   media: ARMA 3 development blog screens #2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 20 2011, 12:13pm says:

Wow that's very ojneorvoasjndlasr arg my boner is getting all over the keyboard!

-1 votes   media: M4A1 SOP MOD test
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2011, 6:00pm replied:

*cough* APC *cough*

+1 vote   media: Chinese VN-3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 10 2011, 5:44pm replied:

In this picture he's only showing the Russian models he exported from Special Forces, not the map. You can only claim that he's disobeying copy rights if he uses it in the mod... unless you really don't like people using screens with your map. (assuming it really is your map)

+1 vote   media: Chechen
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 10 2011, 5:40pm says:

Animation by Alpha Project?

+1 vote   media: Remington Shotgun
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 1 2011, 5:21pm replied:

My laptop was made in 2002 with almost no video cards and I played tons of games on it with years of frustrating bad specs, bad FPS, and worst of all crashes. But it's still working today O.o barely though, she needs to move on instead of living having to struggle just to turn on. I'll miss her!

+6 votes   poll: What do you game on mostly?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 18 2011, 8:31pm says:

I loved this gun from the mod. Wait till you see the reloading animation it has :D

+2 votes   media: AK74
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 16 2011, 11:03pm says:

Looks kind of like BFBC2, I love how you show that the same process happens over and over again. Smoker gets knifed, knifer gets sniped, sniper gets squashed by car, car gets blown up by tank, tank gets blown up by helicopter, helicopter gets blown by RPG, RPG becomes smoker then the process repeats itself :P

+1 vote   media: Intro test 1
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 11 2011, 5:46pm replied:

The point of a flight simulator is to experience flying with all the real controls and you have to account for everything just to land.

+2 votes   media: BF3 Singleplayer
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 11 2011, 4:58pm says:

I beg of you not to make the deagle yellow. And possibly have the reload animation for the FN200 pull the bolt back?

+4 votes   media: F2000 and Desert eagle gameplay !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 5 2011, 10:33pm says:

G.I.Joe XD

+1 vote   media: Colombian Policewomen
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 5 2011, 10:22pm says:

Look at the way the one on the right is standing. Daaaaammmmnnnn....

+1 vote   media: Mexican Policewomen
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 5 2011, 10:21pm says:

Guys in the back: "I'd tap that :D"

+1 vote   media: German Female Soldier
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 5 2011, 10:10pm says:

She is so cute!.... oh and the soldier is nice too :P

+3 votes   media: Belorussian Female Soldier
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 1 2011, 8:51am replied:

I hate stereo types. -_-

+1 vote   article: Low-Cost Lemons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 29 2011, 5:14pm replied:

Dude, they fought side by side in WWII...

+1 vote   article: Low-Cost Lemons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 26 2011, 9:08pm says:

Driver: We would like two cheeseburgers to-go please? :D

+2 votes   media: ATTACK FAIL
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 26 2011, 9:06pm says:

Squad Leader talking to the media: Just tell them we were ambushed by terrorists...

+3 votes   media: A Hold Up in the War with New Zealand
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 26 2011, 8:48pm buried:

(buried)

So stereotypical. -_-

-6 votes   media: The Taliban Bomb Class
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 26 2011, 8:43pm says:

You forgot the greasy fast food :P

0 votes   media: United States of America
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 25 2011, 8:03pm replied:

Well I don't know why but it's an American thing, I'm American but I don't get why Russians are viewed as bad guys. I mean we fought side by side in WWII and the cold war didn't have any violence what so ever. Maybe because of marketing.

+2 votes   media: What if we changed the mod to this?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 22 2011, 6:00pm replied:

I was thinking maybe you could make the wreck have a large fire ball coming from the back of it then explodes after several seconds.

+1 vote   media: First Strike 1.55 Release Pictures
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 19 2011, 10:36pm says:

I completely understand their concerns. I one time played on a server and there were at least 10 hackers there and they admitted it, the funny this is that the server did have punkbuster. There were no admins there to ban those d***he bags. But if we could have a way to report hackers to DICE maybe they can ban their accounts.

+3 votes   article: Battlefield 3 Developer Talks Mod Tools
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 15 2011, 5:14pm says:

That looks like a T-90 to the left of the Abrams :D

+1 vote   media: Thunder Run
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 15 2011, 5:00pm replied:

It's a convertible pod :P

+1 vote   media: Jet + Gunship - Ejection Seat Test - WIP
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2011, 7:25pm says:

Well Japan forgave us for Hiroshima which was much worse than this.

+11 votes   media: Always
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 10 2011, 3:23pm replied:

Or someone just farted.

+4 votes   media: Cool guys don't look at explosions ^^
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2011, 2:36am says:

Stop taking photos of real things! It's getting on my nerves! All of these are real photos! Wait a minute... XD

+2 votes   media: Caspian Border
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 30 2011, 5:39pm says:

Thermal optics for tanks? Hell yeah!

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 3 Fact Sheet
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 29 2011, 3:42pm says:

She can dis-arm me any day!

+4 votes   media: Serbian Female Soldiers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 29 2011, 3:20pm says:

********

+1 vote   media: sniper mod
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 29 2011, 1:47am says:

I tried it, someone must've paid google to do it. BTW you have to capitalize the B in battlefield. Google translater sucked already, now it's worse.

+2 votes   media: Google is Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2011, 1:29am replied:

They seriously got Noken to make the trailers? That's very clever!

+1 vote   media: Gamescom 2011: Caspian Border
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2011, 1:23am says:

They have all these Chinese weapons but no Chinese faction? D:

+3 votes   media: Battlefield 3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 27 2011, 2:51pm replied:

You figured that out on your own? Congratulations, you get a gold star.

+6 votes   media: Helicopter fades into the sunset
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 23 2011, 6:00pm replied:

You need to update to 1.41 then 1.5

+2 votes   media: In-game
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2011, 7:11pm says:

If I were him I would shoot that gas container on the left over there. He he.

+1 vote   media: Omnicide
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2011, 5:46pm replied:

Wow, we never knew that, thanks for your genius advice ;)

+1 vote   media: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Reveal Screens
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2011, 5:02pm replied:

That's my point. Case closed. :P

+2 votes   media: BF3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2011, 4:51pm says:

Click 'view original' to see the outdated texture details :P

-1 votes   media: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Reveal Screens
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2011, 12:28pm replied:

You're stupid.

+2 votes   media: ARMA 3 Announcement screens
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2011, 4:29am replied:

So some German weapons and a Hind automatically make's this a replica of POE2?

+2 votes   media: Mil Mi-24 Hind
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 19 2011, 5:38pm says:

The machine gunner on the tank is saying ""Uh driver, we got a little problem here, something's blocking out the sun."

+1 vote   media: Bomb + Tank = Death
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 19 2011, 4:49pm says:

He ain't got no parachute! O.o

+1 vote   media: Screenshot
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 19 2011, 4:31pm replied:

Dude, there are a LOT of movies that end with the hero fading into the sun set :P

+4 votes   media: Helicopter fades into the sunset
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 18 2011, 8:22pm replied:

Well it's a personal mod of mine :P the explosion is that of a C4 from CHPower and the face mask is from 7game's soldier skin pack Moddb.com

+2 votes   media: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 18 2011, 8:11pm replied:

Then why is the trailer for mw3 ENTIRELY singleplayer gameplay?

0 votes   media: BF3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 18 2011, 4:10am replied:

And why use stealth plane in broad day light in the heat of a battle? XD

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 17 2011, 11:07pm replied:

About 30 million times the same.

+5 votes   media: First Look at Multiplayer Map "Underground"
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 17 2011, 11:02pm says:

It's the Ghost OF ghost! :O

+6 votes   media: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Reveal Screens
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 15 2011, 11:44am replied:

Thanks champ! :D

+2 votes   media: My awesome tweak modding >.>
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 14 2011, 5:10pm says:

Funny how the add is about 20 times longer than this video...

+1 vote   media: remington11-87 fire animes w.i.p (fixed)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 14 2011, 2:06pm says:

As the other guy said, it would be cool to be able to spawn on top of buildings, I've always wanted to be in a chopper with my squad mates and yell out 'RPGGGGGGG!!!'

+6 votes   media: Updated Karkand
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 13 2011, 10:25pm replied:

If you're asking weather you should have the SF model or this model. Use the SF model. I thought that's what you meant?

+1 vote   media: RPG-7 Fixes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 11 2011, 3:08pm replied:

Not as much as the graphics in Call Of Duty ;)

+7 votes   media: BF2 glitch
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 11 2011, 1:34am replied:

No problem ^^

+1 vote   media: Long range
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 10 2011, 11:16pm replied:

It's an early version of project reality ;) BTW click 'view original' to get the full feel! :D

+1 vote   media: Graphics from a 2005 game ^^
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 9 2011, 6:28pm says:

BITCH SLAPPED!

+1 vote   media: WOOOT:d
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 9 2011, 6:08pm replied:

The wookie sniper mod Moddb.com

+2 votes   media: Long range
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 9 2011, 5:41pm says:

They make me think of Project Reality XD

+2 votes   media: British Female Soldier
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 9 2011, 5:40pm says:

There's still something about the look in female Asians' eyes that make me feel like I'm in danger. O.O

+2 votes   media: Vietnam Female Soldier
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 6 2011, 4:12pm says:

I remember putting this into one of my personal mods lol

+1 vote   media: Alpha Project desert textures
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 5 2011, 10:51pm replied:

That's what inspired this map in the first place :)

+1 vote   media: BF2SP Total War Realism Mod v8.1 Patch Screenies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 5 2011, 10:47pm replied:

Don't give up! :O

+1 vote   media: WIP Chinook
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 3 2011, 7:19pm says:

cool

+1 vote   media: F2000 stand animation
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 2 2011, 2:59pm says:

No he doesn't die. Remember the horrible bf2 hitbox?

+8 votes   media: In-game
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 1 2011, 2:06pm says:

Why is the AS50 bolt action? It's suppose to be semi-automatic.

+1 vote   media: Wookie Sniper Mod 1.15 Bot Gameplay
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 1 2011, 12:23am says:

Wait, you mean I have to go to all those sights just to get the one mod?

+1 vote   article: Download ready
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 31 2011, 10:09pm says:

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I SHOULD DRINK MORE OFTEN!!!!

+6 votes   download: Alpha Project V0.1
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 31 2011, 3:55pm says:

No intention to be rude but what's the difference between this and the last M4 aim-point you showed? The texture looks the same.

+1 vote   media: M4A1 3D Sights
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 31 2011, 3:53pm says:

Is it just me or did you get to blur around the scope? Or is it just your own special effect?

+5 votes   media: 3D Sniper Scopes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 29 2011, 2:37pm replied:

So which one do I download?

+1 vote   mod: WOoKie Sniper Mod
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 27 2011, 4:20pm replied:

Actually he has said what's in them, it's just very hard to clean up the mess that Reagan started and Bush finished.

+1 vote   media: The truth
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 25 2011, 7:46pm says:

I have a question, how do I make a bolt action sniper rifle simi-automatic? which part of the tweak file is it?

+2 votes   group: Battlefield Mod Developers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 25 2011, 1:31am replied:

I think he did a really fine job at making it! But I'm saying that I don't like digital patterns okay!?

+1 vote   media: CHP2011
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 25 2011, 1:29am replied:

He paused then moved the mouse lol

+1 vote   media: CHP2011
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 24 2011, 12:36am replied:

Would you like to open it?

+1 vote   media: The truth
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 23 2011, 7:06pm replied:

Okay, I personally like a woodland/jungle camouflage. Digital design is one I hate most >.>

+2 votes   media: CHP2011
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 22 2011, 3:07pm says:

Damn that's awesome!

+4 votes   media: M82A1 Barret Desert Tan Skin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 22 2011, 2:49am replied:

You think it's that simple? Israel will never give up the land, they're too greedy, Obama's trying to make sure they never do it again. He can't just make them go back and expect them to cooperate.

+1 vote   media: Free Palestine!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 21 2011, 12:21am replied:

You know that's on the machine right?

+4 votes   media: BF3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 21 2011, 12:08am replied:

That what I meant lol.

+1 vote   media: M133 A7 Heavy Assault Transport
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 21 2011, 12:05am says:

This part isn't working D:

+1 vote   download: PR: BF2 v0.96 Full (Part 2 of 3)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 18 2011, 8:38pm says:

Although I think the digital design is unrealistic.

+1 vote   media: CHP2011
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 16 2011, 12:21pm says:

I can hear the bf2 beta trailer in the background.

+2 votes   media: Our new menu music
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2011, 3:51pm says:

Cheese and rice, it came out! :D

0 votes   download: PR: BF2 v0.95 to v0.96 Patch
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2011, 1:20am says:

I bet they're thinking "Oh ****, why didn't they tell us they had tanks?"

+7 votes   media: Forgotten Hope 2.4
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 14 2011, 10:01pm says:

There's 23 guns, two AA launchers, and one mortar.

+2 votes   media: Allied Intent Xtended
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 14 2011, 9:59pm says:

My nightmare has come true! A bunny hopper! DUN-DUN-DUN!!!

+3 votes   media: Allied Intent Xtended
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 14 2011, 1:03pm says:

ooooooooh, aaaaaaaaaaah :)

+1 vote   media: NAC Main Battle Tank (MBT)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 12 2011, 12:01pm replied:

He's on a bridge...

+1 vote   media: Dont trip
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 12 2011, 12:00pm says:

Who ever took this screenshot had not so good graphics card. It looks a lot better than this.

+1 vote   media: Mass Murder
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 12 2011, 11:22am says:

The deadliest weapon of all time!

+4 votes   media: The M1910 Shovel
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 12 2011, 12:53am replied:

But there are still too many M16's of the same. Maybe you should give the anti-tank an M4 with iron sight.

+1 vote   media: New Weapon Icons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 11 2011, 10:10pm says:

Are you going to accept the commanders orders or what!? I had an urge to press Pg UP.

+2 votes   media: Drug Warfare Sniper Gameplay
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 8 2011, 4:17pm says:

I wonder what a carrier is doing in the middle of the lagoon 0.o

+3 votes   media: Battlefield 3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 5 2011, 4:57pm says:

In order for this to really be BF2, they need to be bunny hopping with grenade launchers and AK's.

+2 votes   media: Strike at Karkand
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 5 2011, 4:45pm says:

Uh, guys, I think that brown smoke is just covering it up.

+1 vote   media: UH-1 Huey flying without tail
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 5 2011, 4:40pm says:

How can he not know who made this map? His name is at the bottom of the picture. lol

+1 vote   download: Deep Woods Bf2 Single-Player Map
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 5 2011, 4:39pm says:

Why is the videos about BF2142 that have the least amount of comments? :(

+1 vote   media: BF2142 theme Song
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 3 2011, 3:39pm says:

One word... Awesome!

+2 votes   media: New Fire effeckt
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 2 2011, 6:36pm says:

I actually googled this and it's true! :D

+2 votes   media: Miserable Failiure
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 2 2011, 12:52am replied:

WHY!? :o THEY'RE SO AWESOME!

+1 vote   media: New M24 Textures Render
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 1 2011, 5:15pm says:

WTH kind of mod is this from?

+2 votes   media: lol
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 1 2011, 5:08pm says:

I like it the way it is :D

+2 votes   media: Armed Black Hawk
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 30 2011, 9:17pm replied:

Maybe there are two hands but just without that grip.

+2 votes   media: MP7 Variations
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 29 2011, 3:13pm says:

Can't wait to lay down suppressing fire on the enemy! Will it also be deployable?

+1 vote   media: L86A1 - SA-80 Light Support Weapon
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 27 2011, 10:57pm replied:

That's what she said. :P

+4 votes   media: First Online Playtest Scenes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 26 2011, 12:06pm replied:

JONES has made MANY maps for other mods, and I don't think he's not going to put them in his OWN mod :P

+1 vote   media: New M24 Textures Render
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2011, 9:38pm replied:

He sits in the right seat, unlike cars lol.

+1 vote   media: Lynx AH-7
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2011, 9:35pm replied:

I love Jurassic Park! :D

+1 vote   media: AS 565 MB Panther
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2011, 2:53pm replied:

T-REX FTW! :D

+2 votes   media: BF3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2011, 2:53pm says:

Uh oh, lets not get into this epic thing like we did in Alpha Project :P

+3 votes   media: BF3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2011, 11:25am replied:

Is it a 3 some? XD

-1 votes   media: Mk14 EBR rifle
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 21 2011, 6:16pm says:

I kind of like it in green. :)

+1 vote   media: Digi HK416
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 18 2011, 11:06am replied:

Because they use water guns.

+1 vote   media: Project Reality Trailer
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 18 2011, 10:39am says:

Awesome! I love the BF2142 theme!

+1 vote   media: Bf Evolved 2.0 betaTeaser montage
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 11 2011, 10:41am replied:

Can you make one on v1.6? I prefer that version.

+1 vote   article: Server IP
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 10 2011, 4:24pm says:

What version of COD4 is this on?

+1 vote   article: Server IP
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 1 2011, 9:28pm replied:

That's my birthday! :D

+1 vote   media: M95
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 1 2011, 5:16pm replied:

...in the city lol

+2 votes   media: AKS-74U GP-25 Grenade Launcher
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 31 2011, 4:31pm says:

Yuck >.<

+1 vote   media: Update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2011, 10:46am replied:

MEC? That's even more unrealistic, maybe a tweaked MIG-29.

+1 vote   media: Miscellaneous Screens
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2011, 3:15pm replied:

I agree with Bush being the enemy XD

+3 votes   article: New Mod Story
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2011, 3:07pm says:

I see no problem, could be where the sun is pointing I guess.

+1 vote   media: More texture pics
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 13 2011, 3:30pm replied:

Sorry this comment was from a long time ago when I was somewhat a noob. Of coarse they go in the levels file! (facepalm)

+1 vote   download: imtheheadhunter's Official AIX2 Map Pack (30 Maps)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 8 2011, 7:31pm replied:

Will it be possible to give jets mavericks? because that would be awesome!

+1 vote   media: Frogfoot with Missilepods on Wetlands
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 7 2011, 8:14am says:

I also like the textures on the sleeves.

+2 votes   media: New Hud setup
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 6 2011, 5:01pm says:

The LAM seems to contrast too much from the gun.

+2 votes   media: M9 Tactical LAM
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 30 2011, 1:56pm replied:

A mama joke? Didn't see that coming :P, anyway, the phantom is still an awesome jet and I think it will be a nice addition to the mod.

+2 votes   media: Miscellaneous Screens
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 29 2011, 6:43pm says:

Maybe you can use a game recorder that doesn't record the other things in your house lol.

+1 vote   media: Damage And Kits Changed
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 29 2011, 6:25pm says:

By the time you've finish the skin, please rebuild the chopper itself XD

+1 vote   media: AH1Z Cobra
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 29 2011, 4:01pm says:

Wow! He has the force just like COD! You can magically make the magazines fly up into the gun!

+9 votes   media: Akimbo Pistols Animations Reel
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 28 2011, 5:25pm says:

Dang that looks so frickin' awesome!

+1 vote   media: some new stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 26 2011, 4:03pm says:

At least I now know that my soldier isn't ******* ***.

+1 vote   media: Arms/Hands
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 26 2011, 4:02pm says:

Aw, I always liked the idea that my soldier was using the force :P

+9 votes   media: Arms/Hands
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 25 2011, 11:12am says:

Hell yeah it's better, I even like the green strap on the stock as well :)

+2 votes   media: Improved M16A2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 24 2011, 11:01am replied:

Maybe you could lower the gun then.

0 votes   media: new eotech
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 22 2011, 3:49pm says:

This ought to be good! :)

+1 vote   download: BfEvolved Beta 1.0a -broken-rar
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 22 2011, 3:47pm says:

*Gasp*

+1 vote   media: NEW STUFF
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 21 2011, 10:01am replied:

Well I think the marines are trained better.

+1 vote   article: Project Reality Single Player v0.95 Map Pack Released!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 17 2011, 5:40pm says:

Nice ACOG! Although it looks like it's part of the gun, can you make it a bit more transparent?

+2 votes   media: M4A1 Carbine Acog
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 17 2011, 5:37pm says:

IT sais JONES201 on the stock! Ha ha!

+1 vote   media: M4A1 Carbine Acog
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 16 2011, 5:09pm says:

That is one big ****.

+1 vote   media: scarh
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 16 2011, 2:12pm says:

He he, a lot of typing.

+1 vote   article: Battlefield 2 Singleplayer Total War Realism v7.8 Full Release
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 12 2011, 5:07pm says:

Damn, that looks like it could hurt! XD

+1 vote   media: ZTZ99
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 11 2011, 5:20pm replied:

Although the camouflage is a bit odd, it's in this digital kind of pattern, make it more natural.

+1 vote   media: CHPower_WZ10
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 11 2011, 3:58pm says:

********

+2 votes   media: CHPower_WZ10
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 25 2011, 7:44pm says:

You are going to fix the awkward looking hand and make the sounds go with the reload animation right?

+3 votes   media: battlefield evolved beta gameplay
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 20 2011, 12:01pm says:

Was this really made with the BF2 engine?

+1 vote   article: Offworld: Vehicle update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 18 2011, 7:30pm replied:

Yeah but is realistic in physics :)

+1 vote   media: Magazines and Stationary PKM
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 14 2011, 4:08pm replied:

I was just being sarcastic :P

+1 vote   media: AKS74U Ironsights HD Skin Render
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 8 2011, 9:56pm replied:

Better call the president, maybe he can fix this major economic issue.

0 votes   media: AKS74U Ironsights HD Skin Render
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 13 2011, 8:54pm says:

It's been a while since you updated BF2 BFH are you still working on it?

+1 vote   member: Andokool12
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 6 2011, 2:18pm says:

I saw this on google images lol

+1 vote   media: Above Water
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 6 2011, 11:36am says:

2 handed, or else his other hand is masturbating 0.0

+6 votes   media: M9 Choices
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 5 2011, 11:38am replied:

Okay

+1 vote   article: The AT-AT Commander
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 2 2011, 2:46pm says:

I'm going to have nightmares.

+1 vote   media: Conceptional SAS Soldier head.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2011, 8:26pm says:

Awesome model but what does this have to deal with COD4?

+1 vote   media: scar
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2011, 5:50pm says:

"That's the sign that the tank is full" lol

+1 vote   media: tank flying
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 26 2011, 6:11pm says:

Oh my goodness, I'm going to have an ****** when I drive this.

+3 votes   media: Leopard 2A6 MBT + Mk.19
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 26 2011, 4:16pm replied:

lol

+1 vote   media: House level test
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 24 2011, 12:01pm says:

I wonder... how will someone be able to aim with this? I see no iron sight on it, just a rail LOL

+1 vote   media: M95 Rails
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 22 2011, 2:31pm says:

WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?

+3 votes   article: Attention fans!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 19 2011, 6:04pm says:

Lol at the soldier shot at 1:35 of the video

+3 votes   media: Insurgent Strike 0.12 - Gameplay #1 (Al janna)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2011, 4:46pm says:

The lighting doesn't fit with the sky, it looks unnatural.

+2 votes   media: concept
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2011, 4:43pm replied:

...or you can just get permission from them :P

+1 vote   media: new pics of new stuff incoming
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2011, 4:41pm says:

This is cool but a green camo on a snowy map??

+1 vote   media: new stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 10 2011, 5:36pm replied:

Xfire gave one but that happens all the time when my game crashes.

+3 votes   download: 1on1 Basic Map Pack 2.5 (English Only)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 9 2011, 9:09pm replied:

Didn't work, Christmas Hill still crashes.

+3 votes   download: 1on1 Basic Map Pack 2.5 (English Only)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 9 2011, 12:45pm replied:

Running in window? What does that mean?

+3 votes   download: 1on1 Basic Map Pack 2.5 (English Only)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 8 2011, 4:51pm says:

I just got back and it's very awesome, but I'm experiencing crashing problems, the Christmas Hill crashes once I join after loading and "The Iron Gator" crashes after a few minutes of playing.

+2 votes   download: 1on1 Basic Map Pack 2.5 (English Only)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 8 2011, 2:42pm says:

These ARE the night vision goggles from Special Forces right?

+1 vote   media: Night Vision WIP
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 7 2011, 11:11pm says:

Now this looks awesome, just maybe you can make the 1ON1 logo just a bit brighter if possible?

+3 votes   media: A request
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 7 2011, 6:36pm says:

I love that you made it look like dust moves when you shoot! So realistic!

+1 vote   media: New Alpha Project Footage
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 5 2011, 4:13pm says:

This is cool but the barrel seems a bit too skinny which makes the hand look awkward as well.

+1 vote   media: Random screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 2 2011, 3:18pm replied:

You have to put the period in front of exe like this: .exe

+3 votes   download: 1ON1 2.5 Beta - Core (English-Only)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2010, 8:21pm replied:

Not when you practice.

+8 votes   media: In-game
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2010, 8:20pm says:

They should've kept the little machine on the BTR.

+2 votes   media: In-game
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 26 2010, 5:33pm says:

Will you sync when he pulls the charging handle with the sound?

-2 votes   media: AK101 Reload animation FINAL
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 24 2010, 4:43pm replied:

I don't know why I said game but I meant to say that this already was the best SW themed mod, it didn't JUST become the best, it's always been the best.

0 votes   media: Battle of Hoth WIP Shots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 24 2010, 4:37pm says:

I'm not religious but Christmas is still nice. :)

+1 vote   media: Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 24 2010, 4:35pm replied:

Who's Eastern front?

+7 votes   article: Players Choice - Mod of the Year
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 23 2010, 12:38pm says:

The recoil seems a bit, unnatural.

+2 votes   media: OPDD HD Test
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 21 2010, 11:03am says:

Is the FOV suppose to be that good?

+1 vote   media: T90 HUD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 20 2010, 6:49pm says:

oooooooh, aaaaaaaaah

+2 votes   media: New scar
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 18 2010, 1:30pm says:

When I download this where do I download it to? And which of the files do I extract?

+1 vote   download: imtheheadhunter's Official AIX2 Map Pack (30 Maps)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2010, 9:34pm says:

Yuck! Everyone always loves blood! It's inhumane and disgusting!

+2 votes   media: 2 Weeks After ver1.5 preview
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2010, 8:37pm replied:

Yes.

+2 votes   media: New M249SAW
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2010, 6:12pm replied:

Lol I remember your server on the demo, I killed you a few times in a row once so you banned me. -_-

+1 vote   media: Extreme Realism mod patch 1.7 gameplay
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 14 2010, 6:24pm says:

Hm, the ACOG is nice but I don't like the other thing you changed.

+1 vote   media: New M249SAW
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2010, 10:56pm replied:

...game!

0 votes   media: Battle of Hoth WIP Shots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2010, 6:27pm says:

So what patch is this available for?

+1 vote   download: PoE2 Client 2.5 (Part 1 of 2)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 9 2010, 4:59pm replied:

I know you posted this a long time ago but I know the answer! Just start up the game or mod, go to options, then click video and then you put your view distance scale up to 100% and you're good to go! Hopefully you'll come back to this mod!

+1 vote   media: After-Action Report: Rhen Var Ice Plains
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 9 2010, 1:57pm says:

Awesome!

+2 votes   media: Battle of Hoth WIP Shots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 8 2010, 4:32pm replied:

Thanks for clearing that out for me. :)

+1 vote   media: G36C
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2010, 2:06pm says:

Everything is great although the soldier's skin looks kind of blech.

+1 vote   media: LADIES AND GENTELMEN!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 1 2010, 9:43pm says:

Wait a minute, I download the mod on the other link, but do I download this to INSTALL the mod?

+1 vote   download: 1on1 Setup
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 30 2010, 8:27pm says:

Yeah the shadow is all jacked up

+1 vote   media: Frostbite Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 30 2010, 5:16pm says:

Is this just a relight version of Road To Jalalabad?

+1 vote   media: H&K MP7 PDW
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2010, 5:09pm says:

Well done :)

+2 votes   media: G3 with red dot
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2010, 5:08pm replied:

Oh lol

+1 vote   media: G36C by Requin94
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 28 2010, 9:53am replied:

Well if there will be, you might want to lengthen the fog of war so it can see where it's going :P

+1 vote   media: ZSU-23-4 SHILKA
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 26 2010, 5:45pm replied:

I don't get it.

+2 votes   media: New Updates
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 26 2010, 4:44pm replied:

Thanks for giving it away :)

+1 vote   media: Miscellaneous Screens
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 26 2010, 4:41pm says:

Now that you've shown it in second person, how about showing it in first person?

+1 vote   media: M4A1
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 25 2010, 12:05pm says:

Could you also give it a red lens?

+1 vote   media: New Updates
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 25 2010, 11:39am replied:

Oh my bad, I thought it was a regular M9 lol.

+1 vote   media: M93 Raffica
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 25 2010, 11:33am says:

Nice :)

+1 vote   media: SVD Tactical
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 25 2010, 11:28am says:

Not much of a difference, just a very small one.

+3 votes   media: T90 Skin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2010, 6:33pm replied:

It better not be too hidden.

+1 vote   media: Miscellaneous Screens
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 19 2010, 4:42pm replied:

Amazing

+1 vote   article: Forgotten Honor First Strike Event
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 10 2010, 8:48pm says:

Mommy, can I feed it!?

+2 votes   media: F117a
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 5 2010, 4:11pm says:

Hi

+2 votes   media: Selection icons for russian weapons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 4 2010, 1:11pm says:

What's his left hand doing?

+1 vote   media: M93 Raffica
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 4 2010, 1:10pm replied:

The map comes with version 1.5 on regular bf2 it's a map in armored fury, the name is road rage, lol.

+1 vote   media: BF2 Total War Realism Mod Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 1 2010, 8:47pm says:

Looks like from AIX.

0 votes   media: SCAR-L EGLM
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 30 2010, 5:23pm says:

Are the bullets better cause their geometry was improved?

+1 vote   media: New M249 Reconstructed with Rail
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 19 2010, 5:07pm says:

Why is everything for the NAC? Don't the Russians get anything?

+1 vote   media: AIFV-7 Solomon
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 19 2010, 4:51pm says:

idk if anyone else noticed but the top of the sights is transparent, is like that in real life?

+1 vote   media: G36C
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 11 2010, 6:12pm replied:

What sniper?

+1 vote   media: Russian weapons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 3 2010, 12:36pm replied:

Goody

+1 vote   media: Little change in kits
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 2 2010, 8:51pm says:

Droid: "Oh crap" Other droid: "Roger roger"

+1 vote   media: New Fulucia map with BULL RANCORS
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 2 2010, 8:50pm says:

I will send troops to them just to watch my troops get killed by those things :P

+1 vote   media: New Fulucia map with BULL RANCORS
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 2 2010, 3:04pm replied:

More like ****** :P

+1 vote   media: Test Shot
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 1 2010, 10:00pm says:

Yeah, make it a bit brighter.

+1 vote   media: Little change in kits
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2010, 5:31pm says:

Watching the youtube videos for this are hilarious!

+1 vote   media: New Shipment textures for Spetsnaz
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2010, 5:25pm says:

I guess that will make a big EGGsplosion! :L

+1 vote   media: Kitchen Kit Weapons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2010, 5:23pm says:

At the end, his arm moves at light speed. :P

+4 votes   media: New M82 Reload animation
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2010, 5:08pm replied:

Well I don't see anything different.

+1 vote   media: 2 new weapons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2010, 5:03pm says:

I think the sniper should have the vintorez.

+1 vote   media: Russian weapons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 27 2010, 3:36pm replied:

But it doesn't bother me very much.

+1 vote   media: Updated M16A2 Sights
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 26 2010, 8:38pm replied:

Although it looks like his hand is a bit too close to him.

+1 vote   media: Updated M16A2 Sights
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 26 2010, 8:35pm says:

Awesome!

+1 vote   media: German Skins + G36K
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 24 2010, 11:03pm says:

This is good :)

+1 vote   media: Updated M16A2 Sights
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 22 2010, 6:48pm replied:

I bet you would know cause that's probably where you came from :P

+7 votes   media: L22A2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 22 2010, 6:45pm says:

Eat that! If you can fit it in your mouth.

+2 votes   media: M136AT-4
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 17 2010, 5:08pm says:

Are those the only type of walls that can be destroyed?

+1 vote   media: new destoryable house in progress, new mp5 texture
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 15 2010, 8:39pm replied:

Wow! :D

+1 vote   media: update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 14 2010, 4:42pm says:

It would be more realistic if a dead body didn't magically lose their gear and helmet and a bag randomly appears with his kit.

+1 vote   media: Epipen
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 13 2010, 9:03pm says:

Man oh man this looks great!

+1 vote   media: New Famas and SIG and skin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 13 2010, 8:59pm says:

Wow! When you made it, did you make the holographics sight look bright instead of just paint? Just asking or if you still need to do it.

+1 vote   media: Calimator-Reflex scopes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2010, 3:50pm replied:

Hey can't you make both so people who don't want it and people who DO want it can have something?

+1 vote   media: update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2010, 3:45pm says:

Please get rid of that box thingy.

+2 votes   media: another update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 10 2010, 6:37pm says:

Just to make sure, are you going to fix how he holds it because look at his left arm, wth is he holding?

+1 vote   media: mk14 with holographic scope and cevie
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 30 2010, 10:34pm says:

Will you give the soviets a BMP?

+1 vote   media: New soldiers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 30 2010, 8:40pm replied:

That's not skin, it's body armor.

+2 votes   media: CPR
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 30 2010, 7:27pm says:

This is THEE most epic picture I have ever seen on PR!

+1 vote   media: Logistics
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 30 2010, 7:20pm replied:

I prefer 7.62 it's more powerful

+1 vote   media: AK-47
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 24 2010, 4:29pm says:

Is that going to replace the hover turret that follows a squad leader? Or both of them?

+1 vote   media: R1 Drone
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 24 2010, 4:22pm says:

lol

+1 vote   media: NAC uniforms
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 24 2010, 4:06pm says:

Looks good but the outer gray part should be darker, in my opinion.

+1 vote   media: C.45 Emerson
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 24 2010, 4:04pm says:

Stink grenade? If so I can donate some of my farts, they're silent but deadly :)

+2 votes   media: Ehg
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 23 2010, 5:12pm replied:

Cool :D

+1 vote   media: Update on nuclear weapons and more...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2010, 11:00pm says:

Why is Russia all about nuclear weapons and stuff? Is that the only thing Russia is famous for?

+1 vote   media: Update on nuclear weapons and more...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2010, 3:23pm replied:

You mean like after all the horrible things Israel did to the Middle East?

+5 votes   media: Beirut Map Loading Screen
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2010, 2:14pm says:

Lol, if part of the bridge had a bomb, what about the other parts? I'm talking about the bridge with a big whole in it.

+1 vote   media: Close Support Bridges #3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 6 2010, 3:04pm says:

I love snowy maps, makes you feel relaxed, perfect for long range sniping:)

+1 vote   media: AH-64D Apache Longbow
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 16 2014, 7:47pm replied:

It's required of all teachers to draw squiggles in red with exclamation marks to make students feel like they ****** something up.

+13 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 16 2014, 7:41pm says:

They shall be learnt

+3 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 16 2014, 7:39pm says:

His grammar is killing me.

+1 vote   media: I give you... things
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 16 2014, 4:13pm replied:

No it's a bird.

+1 vote   media: Bird
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 15 2014, 5:59pm says:

Iguanas are awesome.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 15 2014, 5:57pm says:

Makes more sense than being afraid of your car flipping when on a civilian highway.

+4 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 15 2014, 5:25pm says: +1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2014, 8:24pm says:

And don't trust your uncle.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2014, 12:54pm says:

I don't get it: those women took pictures of themselves to please certain men, yet it's sexism when men look at them?

+1 vote   media: The Fappening
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2014, 10:25am says:

Found the Mythbusters today

+3 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 9 2014, 9:16am says:

Mmm they'd make a nice touch to my Satanic stue.

0 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 6 2014, 6:42pm replied:

You had me squinting my eyes and tilting my head for five minutes.

+2 votes   media: Bird
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 6 2014, 6:38pm says:

Shhhh, no tears, only dreams now...

+4 votes   media: National Socialism vs Democracy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 6 2014, 2:48pm says:

With all the amens every family makes at their dinners, you'd think we would've eradicated starvation and disease.

+8 votes   media: Amen - IT WORKS!!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 6 2014, 9:27am says:

How'd you get a camera tilt?

+1 vote   media: New Lighting for Mass Destruction
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 4 2014, 4:16pm says:

I get the feeling this entire group watches TheAmazingAtheist.

+3 votes   media: What did I just watch
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 4 2014, 4:14pm says:

This image caught me when I was eating some chips.

+6 votes   media: Chocolate rain
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 3 2014, 8:31pm says:

Mmm now I see why the heart shape is associated with love.

+1 vote   media: SEXUAL OBJECTIFICATION
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 3 2014, 8:17pm replied:

I was just about to post that this is one of the scariest things I've ever seen.

+1 vote   media: Gift from me to you
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2014, 10:47pm says:

With all the talk about Robin Williams, I bet none of you noticed Richard Attenborough died on August 24th.

+3 votes   member: Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2014, 7:43pm replied:

My book is thicker and longer than yours.

+2 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2014, 7:42pm replied:

I blame Obama. His commie, Muslim, satanic plots are distracting me from improving my page.

+4 votes   member: Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2014, 6:02pm says:

Picard dreaded the idea of being an admiral.

+1 vote   media: A bad day for Picard
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 19 2014, 10:23am replied:

As of today we know a lot about how dinosaurs looked at least regarding posture and muscle placements. Dinosaur heads are easy too because their heads mostly match the shape of their skulls like crocodilians. Have you heard of two dinosaur mummies found? Both are hadrosaurs. One is named Leonardo and the other is named Arizona and what makes them special is that actual skin, muscles, and organs have been preserved.

+1 vote   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 13 2014, 2:08pm says:

I wonder how the mating will go.

+1 vote   media: Supersymmetry
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 13 2014, 2:05pm says:

Nice, but the fingers are too separated. Iguanodon had hoof-like forearms so the fingers were rigid horizontally.

+3 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 13 2014, 1:52pm replied:

You forgot to mention that ducks also gang rape.

+5 votes   media: Isn't nature grand?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2014, 3:38pm replied:

I know right? You even went out of your way to separate it from all the other icons.

+1 vote   media: Desktop
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 9 2014, 3:14am replied:

Joe Biden he's the Vice President. Here's more about him from America's finest news source Theonion.com

+3 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2014, 10:43pm says:

I masturbated to this.

+1 vote   media: Much Better
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 2 2014, 5:52pm says:

Wow, just wow. If this doesn't utterly destroy her fan base, then her fans aren't manipulated, they truly are as stupid as she is.

+3 votes   media: G8 B8 M8
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 1 2014, 10:57am replied:

*plumage

+1 vote   media: T-Rex
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 26 2014, 4:23pm replied:

And a sexier beard.

+3 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 22 2014, 11:55am says:

Kitten pumped on speed.

+2 votes   media: hehehe
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 22 2014, 11:53am says:

Is that a cat sitting against a mirror and doing weird stretches?

+4 votes   media: Rorschach test
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 15 2014, 12:31pm says:

Hawt.

+2 votes   media: love it when this happens in photoshop
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2014, 10:29am says:

"No you stupid child this is wrong! You disgrace our lord and savior! Where's all the blood? Where's his gorgeous biceps? Where are the thousands of people worshipping him? I don't care if you are five! More blood for zeh blood god!"

+6 votes   media: Art.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2014, 10:26am says:

They're onto us! Because we are convinced by scientific evidence every life form is in a slow process of evolution, we support eugenics! Curses! This will ruin our plan for infanticide under the code name of Planned Parenthood!

+4 votes   media: Flawless Logic
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 6 2014, 1:47pm replied:

That's incest.

+2 votes   media: Few pics...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 6 2014, 9:25am says:

Is interracial really a fetish?

+2 votes   media: Few pics...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 2 2014, 10:17am says:

This is horrifying.

+12 votes   media: Beauty and the BEES?!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 18 2014, 9:08pm says:

Awesome

+1 vote   media: The Fire Rises
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 15 2014, 11:05am replied:

He got possessed.

+6 votes   media: banana
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 13 2014, 4:14pm replied:

ikr? Wouldn't the red hot barrel melt it into water pretty quickly?

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 13 2014, 3:54pm replied:

You're welcome. Sweet dreams.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 12 2014, 8:16pm says:

Looks like a bunch of worms swimming in elephant ****

+9 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 8 2014, 8:02pm says:

If only...

+10 votes   media: it's working!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 7 2014, 7:55am says:

In the last scene, his moustache looks like it's in his mouth.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 5 2014, 1:54pm says:

Jesus Christ is mah nigga...

+4 votes   media: Rappin' for Jesus
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 5 2014, 3:59am says:

Someone send this to the Drunken Peasants now.

+8 votes   media: share a coke
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 4 2014, 9:57pm says:

And why isn't that egg in between two buns?

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 3 2014, 11:55am says:

Ya'll motha fuckas need Jesus.

+3 votes   media: Hey, Scotty!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 2 2014, 8:25am replied:

George Carlin actually said that first I think.

+3 votes   media: ...on voting...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2014, 4:56pm replied:

... oh and the gun too.

+1 vote   media: Taiwanese Soldiers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2014, 4:46pm replied:

I had a good sense of humor when I was 15.

+1 vote   media: An angry nazi
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 23 2014, 6:50pm says:

I've always wanted to cover Harley Quinn with my special mix.

+4 votes   media: Some right in the childhoods
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 22 2014, 1:19am says:

I heart dinosaurs.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 30 2014, 3:16pm says:

Well this can join the groups that infested deviantart.

+1 vote   media: Tales from 4chan
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2014, 2:24pm replied:

Me is moh soffistication then yuo.

+2 votes   media: Nailed It!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2014, 2:12pm says:

I think it's fitting punishment for buying a snickers bar with a credit card.

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 18 2014, 12:06am says:

Wow EA Sports has good graphics.

+16 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 15 2014, 3:44am says:

Child trafficking...

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 15 2014, 3:41am says:

Seems like no one has empathy anymore.

+5 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 14 2014, 2:22am says:

Yeah, last time I went a week without video games I went on a raping spree. I usually make portals, shoot people, create dinosaurs, and build ships to get the rape out of me.

+18 votes   media: Are you not entertained!?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 6 2014, 10:33am replied:

Wisdom, such as not trying to jump over a trash can when the grass is wet.

+1 vote   media: Fail (gif)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 11:20pm replied:

Stop ruining our ignorant, insensitive fun.

+1 vote   media: Drifting APC
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 9:21pm says:

I would've joined the hug if he really did that.

+1 vote   media: Gags: Just For Laughs - The Baby Throw Prank
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 12:54pm says:

You see? Cats ARE more badass than dogs.

+1 vote   media: vs
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 2 2014, 9:38pm says:

There are several other anatomical details we know about.

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 1 2014, 6:23pm replied:

Oh man I thought it was a myth lol.

+2 votes   media: Sigmund Freud
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 31 2014, 3:12pm says:

I was getting interested till 'balls' was mentioned.

+8 votes   media: Here you guys go
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 31 2014, 10:49am says:

Yes I'd like to make an order from the Yukon, minus the Eskimo.

+3 votes   media: Nuclear Bunker Entrance
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 27 2014, 12:10am replied:

I know. I exaggerate things a little to add shock value.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 17 2014, 10:38pm replied:

Ha, I don't even have a sister! It's my cousin I'm attra... never mind.

+2 votes   media: Sigmund Freud
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 17 2014, 6:10pm replied:

"Okay class, you get free education on how sexy, super awesome and badass our great leader Stalin is. Any joking about him will result in a timeout in the Gulag."

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 16 2014, 7:25pm says:

Sums up the police.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2014, 9:14pm replied:

Obviously you hate him because you hated your father for sexually abusing you as a child. See what I did there?

+2 votes   media: Sigmund Freud
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2014, 9:12pm replied:

Don't worry I won't say it... "LOOK OUT HE'S LOOSE!!!" *blasts entire room with lasers*

+2 votes   media: Dathomir: Prison Break
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2014, 9:16am replied:

It's a commercial. I think for something that stops you from farting. You can never tell a product from its commercial anymore.

+5 votes   media: The world cup in a nutshell
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 8:40pm says:

The picture is a repost but the commentary is different.

+4 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 2:40pm replied:

Will our hero return? Stay tuned till next week as our hero battles with a Nazi troll! Who will win!?

+1 vote   media: well that was unexpected...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 1:52pm replied:

Werk harter!

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 12:58am replied:

Only if it's seen, it's harder to get away with murder.

+1 vote   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:48pm says:

Repost?

+6 votes   media: More Humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:41am replied:

Kalga is Asian, he's genetically predipositioned to enjoy these things.

+4 votes   media: MK's Mileena & Jade in real world
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:30am says:

Since killing is illegal, I just get out my key and scratch a pentagram right on his door.

+7 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:23am says:

You mean I've been in a manipulative relationship since my first day at school?

+3 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:18am says:

Made in Chernobyl?

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 8 2014, 1:00am replied:

I meant NATO lol

+1 vote   media: Controvertial Humor 1 - MERICAA
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2014, 5:59pm says:

Patriotism is doing what's best for your country, not for your leaders... oops forgot this was the humor group.

+5 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2014, 5:56pm says:

Smells like a Capitalist Utopia.

+8 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2014, 5:56pm says:

Living in Michigan, this isn't news to me.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2014, 5:54pm says:

Well then where is my 10 meter beard?

+8 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 3 2014, 10:49pm says:

Am I missing a third meaning for 'stat'?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 3 2014, 10:43pm says:

This was actually pretty clever.

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 3 2014, 10:42pm says:

The nerve of that kid.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 3 2014, 10:39pm says:

Same ****, different day.

+2 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 2 2014, 1:57pm replied:

Iraq knows that feeling. :)

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 30 2014, 5:11pm says:

How's the weather down there?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 28 2014, 11:01pm replied:

I'm sure the tapes show the house owner doing the abusing. Plus, too many people antagonize burglars. If you want to frame someone, implying your a burglar doesn't help unless you're telling the truth. In this case, the lawbreaker caught a real criminal.

+4 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 28 2014, 10:57am says:

You rack disciprine!

+4 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 12:12pm replied:

How dare they rebel against their gods!

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 2:39am says:

The true Communist revolution starts with one disgruntled worker ******* his boss off.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 2:34am replied: +6 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 21 2014, 6:53pm says:

I know some bronies that'll jump at this lol

+2 votes   media: New Advanced Tactical Combat Uniform
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 21 2014, 10:49am says:

All the sudden, I'm only seeing like 6 servers popping up and I haven't changed the filters. All the populated servers such as 762 and WaW are gone and some others, but my updater says I'm updated to the latest version of FH2. I'm wondering if the servers and everyone else updated and my updater is broken, or are other people having the same problem? I figured since your an admin of one of the 762 servers you might have an idea what's wrong.

+1 vote   member: Neo82
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 21 2014, 10:22am says:

CABBAGE FOR ZEH CABBAGE GOD!

+2 votes   media: Cabbage...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 21 2014, 10:17am replied:

That's what our ideology is about: consumption. If you don't buy commodities, you're unpatriotic.

+3 votes   media: Smile..(No Country Balls)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 19 2014, 1:34pm says:

This looks like just a remake of the one with the submarine.

+3 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 17 2014, 8:52pm replied:

Why get a life when I can come here?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 17 2014, 8:50pm replied:

Viruses are microscopic and can kill you. You argument invalid.

+10 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 17 2014, 10:55am says:

Can this Poland into space?

+2 votes   media: Smile(dot)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 17 2014, 9:03am says:

Poor France, you'd think Vietnam would've shown up with a tumor coming out of its eye.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 14 2014, 6:30pm says: +1 vote   media: Smile or just smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 14 2014, 6:26pm says:

Why is Michigan shown as Soviet?

+1 vote   media: Smile or just smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2014, 8:12pm says:

I like how the artist added the kiwi bird for New Zealand :3

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2014, 7:20pm says:

Polan ball: Soviet yuo of heroings!
Soviet ball: Actually you can handle Nazi ball yourself, you never into liking me anschluss yuo!
Polan ball: Wat! 0_0 Kurwa...

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2014, 7:18pm says:

Either they're very nice, or they're frighteningly obsessed with regular customers. Once you start coming to them, you don't stop... ever.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 9 2014, 1:43pm replied:

What Russia did was obviously a selfish act. They could've kept exploiting Ukraine by just maintaining good economic relations, but they prefered blunt force which obviously doesn't work. A happy cow produces more milk. At least the West have the decency to insidiously seduce other countries with immediate wealth and consumption while sucking their resources.

+2 votes   media: Russia's Troll Army
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 9 2014, 12:16pm replied:

I can't remember I saw it on YouTube once but I can't remember the name.

+1 vote   media: Have some stuff (mixed)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 9 2014, 1:02am replied:

It is

+3 votes   media: Have some stuff (mixed)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:29pm says:

Repost... I'm starting to take pride in saying that.

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:24pm says:

Get away you filthy human!

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:21pm replied:

*watches for 6 hours*

+3 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:12pm says:

I feel my testosterone seeping from my eyes.

+1 vote   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:10pm replied:

I would've put a saddle on that boy.

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:04pm says:

Repost.

+3 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:02pm says: +1 vote   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 4:49pm says:

I think this is a repost.

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 4:39pm replied:

They're fruits. Citrus fruits.

+1 vote   media: GIF storm inbound!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 1:20am says:

Without the mattress, the gate to hell would've been opened.

+4 votes   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 1:10am replied:

Yes, bottling is a good word too.

+2 votes   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 1:06am says:

You see the heels grip the soil better...

+1 vote   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 12:50am replied:

I think it's an old lady.

+3 votes   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 1 2014, 5:20pm says: +2 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 31 2014, 1:57am says:

I wish I had a beautiful beard... well I do it's just in the wrong place.

+3 votes   media: Me when someone ask me to shave my beard
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 30 2014, 12:56pm replied:

Lol

+1 vote   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 30 2014, 1:31am replied:

Very thick and strong...

+3 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 29 2014, 2:20pm says:

Or doing something you're suppose to do.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 28 2014, 7:02pm says:

It looks like this is in an office, so maybe is so that the boss doesn't find out .

+5 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 27 2014, 10:59pm says:

I like how the bottom eye lids look like they're squinting, as if he's preparing for it to stab his foot and then fire.

+3 votes   media: Laugh.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 26 2014, 9:41pm says:

It is kind of sad that humans have bred chickens to lose their ability to fly :(

-1 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:50pm replied:

And in anime, we can all guess what the kraken is going to do... Fc05.deviantart.net

+2 votes   media: Gasp! It can't be! Oh no! Were DOOMED!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:48pm says:

He has a fedora, so if he had a beard... oh my jizzums.

+1 vote   media: Oh goodness
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:39pm replied:

School buses... Youtube.com

+1 vote   media: Advice
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:37pm says:

It looks terrifyingly similar to the Doge meme.

+1 vote   media: Lion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:32pm replied:

It got stuck in her pussy obviously.

+5 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 24 2014, 10:54am replied:

.....when?

+4 votes   media: How it works
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 22 2014, 7:40pm says:

France... must be France.

+10 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 11:50pm replied:

HE'S A HERETIC TOO!!! BUUURRNNNN HIM!!! Youtube.com

+11 votes   media: Poor Guy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 8:10pm says:

Is this a joke for Grammar Nazis?

+1 vote   media: Read this (updated)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 7:48pm replied:

And with great velocity comes great kinetic energy.

+7 votes