Just because you share blood with your parents, doesn't mean you owe them any allegience. You have no obligation to represent your parents and they have no right to represent you.
Wisdom, such as not trying to jump over a trash can when the grass is wet.
Atheists have always hated Jews like Lewis Black, Jeff Goldblum, and John Stewart.
If you have a boat what are you doing here?
Back when I had friends ;_;
Stop ruining our ignorant, insensitive fun.
I would've joined the hug if he really did that.
Those trees must have been misogynists.
The dangers of missing your daily dose of coffee.
Hah what an idiot! He didn't even know it was Legend of Mario!
If they have enough gravitational pull.
Looks too warm to be Russia.
Such primitive times.
You see? Cats ARE more badass than dogs.
There are several other anatomical details we know about.
Oh man I thought it was a myth lol.
He talks too fast.
I was getting interested till 'balls' was mentioned.
Yes I'd like to make an order from the Yukon, minus the Eskimo.
Arrest them for sex trade!
They look professionally made so he must've made dozens of them...
Your avatar makes it feel like your responses are insulting other people's intelligence lol
He has like a thousand videos and each is almost half an hour long. How am I ever going to know where to start?
At least he has his priorities straight.
Well they're getting laid and you're not. It's alright son, the internet is here for you.
Holy **** do they think those brown lumps in their food are grown on trees? Are they seriously disgusted by the idea that meat comes from dead animals?
I know. I exaggerate things a little to add shock value.