I am very passionate about civil rights for lazy people.

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Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 22 2014, 11:27am says:

As I read this my pants are getting tighter.

+4 votes   article: Singleplayer Update: Hoth Outpost
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 18 2014, 5:34pm says:

Hawt?

+1 vote   media: Hanar - Mass Effect
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 18 2014, 5:32pm says:

I was about to say this is creepy and perverted, but I clicked this page and this comment proves it. I'm no better.

+1 vote   media: Because Ryan still lurks here hue
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 16 2014, 8:44pm says:

Is it just me or does the environment look better than the soldier?

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 4 Final Stand Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 16 2014, 8:43pm says:

All that pistol is missing is a grenade launcher.

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 4 Final Stand Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 14 2014, 6:04pm says:

What map is that?

+1 vote   media: unseen fh2 content
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 14 2014, 6:02pm says:

What game is this for?

+1 vote   media: Custom Normandy Map - new British stuff!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2014, 8:48pm replied:

"We did drugs, had lots of sex, didn't work, traveled the country, and had even more sex. Let's make sure our kids don't suffer the same fate."

+2 votes   media: Oppression Hysteria
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2014, 2:27am says:

I have many more icons than you. They cover half the screen.

+1 vote   media: Desktop
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2014, 8:50pm says:

I always love these pictures.

+2 votes   media: Lel
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2014, 12:30pm says:

Well I know one of them doesn't know how magnets work.

+1 vote   media: Coincidence?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 4 2014, 4:11pm says:

I don't think I'll ever get too old or mature to laugh at cats.

+16 votes   media: Dat bird!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 1 2014, 11:34am replied:

I found something from a famous Communist intellectual here that I think sums it up Youtube.com

+1 vote   media: Czechoslovak Republic
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 1 2014, 1:56am says:

Babyboomers and the Self-Esteem movement as the cause is a theory I tend to agree with.

+3 votes   media: Oppression Hysteria
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2014, 1:37pm says:

View original to get overwhelmed with orgasmic awesomeness.

+2 votes   media: T-Rex
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 26 2014, 4:17pm replied:

Maybe it's just that you wouldn't expect a corporation to give you sincere advice on life. I remember someone in my family asked if I wanted a Lego set for building a Hairy Potter thing, but he said I can't use the pieces for any of my own Lego inventions, I must make what the box shows, so I immediately declined and he was puzzled (like Lego pieces ba-dum-tssss).

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 26 2014, 10:33am says:

Is this suppose to be funny?

+1 vote   media: Name*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 22 2014, 12:06am says:

I also get the bleach mixed up with the gasoline.

+5 votes   media: Name*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 17 2014, 10:14pm says:

If I was butchered in my house, my own cats would probably lick the blood. Can't help but love your pets whether they're loyal or not.

+6 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 17 2014, 10:11pm says:

My bro is a hard-core fan of Star Trek online, and when he's losing, I swear he's ready to lift a car and throw it 50 feet. Gamers never accept defeat.

+4 votes   media: #GamerGate: Revolution
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 17 2014, 10:09pm replied:

Ever heard of washing your clothes?

+1 vote   article: Alpha Project Upcomming Maps
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 16 2014, 4:38pm says:

Our Militia shall take over forums everywhere!

+2 votes   media: Radicalism shits up everything.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 15 2014, 10:03pm says:

Uh...

0 votes   media: Goat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2014, 5:15pm says:

Looks like it's dropping a payload of F-18's instead of bombs.

+1 vote   media: Spanish Air Army 75th anniversary (image dump)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 13 2014, 10:32pm says:

Not weird, there are some people who draw faces on them and talk to them... not that I would know or anything.

+8 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 13 2014, 10:31pm says:

So you go from smart to brilliant?

+9 votes   media: weedpills
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 13 2014, 6:07pm says:

So just some boyfriend being silly. Not very clever.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 10 2014, 9:19pm says:

I never realized how I could miss the youtube set up from a couple months ago.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 2 2014, 12:42am says:

*jaws music*

+1 vote   media: Underwater support?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 31 2014, 2:55pm says:

The difference between men and boys is the size of their toys.

+8 votes   media: SOW3.0 beta: immersive combat toys
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 29 2014, 3:10pm says:

This isn't even funny enough for children.

+3 votes   media: Lol. Just, WOW!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 28 2014, 2:50pm replied:

No one notices Dexter

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 28 2014, 2:45pm replied:

Well there are some people with certain fetishes out there who would love a deadly relationship.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 22 2014, 11:51pm replied:

I think it's suppose to be irony and mockery.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 22 2014, 10:40pm says:

Now where did I put that toy t-rex?

+6 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 16 2014, 1:15pm replied: +1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 12 2014, 8:18pm says:

Well at least she didn't say 'toss' salad into your wounds.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 10 2014, 3:04pm replied:

To bravely go where no one has gone before... but first lets sacrifice animals for our own benefit to see if it's safe enough.

+3 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 10 2014, 2:58pm replied:

You're Canadian, of course you will think this is little.

+3 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 8 2014, 8:10pm says:

I'm sure everyone is going to go to the Arts & Crafts show. Right?

+6 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 8 2014, 8:09pm says:

About time they stopped with all the manipulative BS, this should be put on every single product released in America these days.

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 8 2014, 8:07pm says:

They know that their customers are so brainwashed they no longer bother to advertise to them, just tell them their opium has arrived and they will come for it no matter what.

+6 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 8 2014, 11:57am says:

There are a lot of people that actually think this is a good argument against evolution.

+7 votes   media: Evolution explained
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 7 2014, 4:49pm says:

The Duck War: authorized by a new "bill"

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 2 2014, 9:12pm replied:

It's already fappening.

+4 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2014, 4:59pm says:

The droids weren't here sir...

+1 vote   media: Russian P. - Yulia Kharlamova
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2014, 4:58pm replied:

I will get a petition so every military has women like this.

0 votes   media: IDF Women
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 24 2014, 7:20pm says:

We get to eat customers?

+10 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 24 2014, 7:18pm says:

I've seen stupider questions.

+9 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 24 2014, 7:16pm says:

Now you're thinking with portals.

+11 votes   media: Just some stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 23 2014, 8:24am says:

Still not as bad as the movie adaptations of Dr. Sues.

+9 votes   media: Some right in the childhoods
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 22 2014, 8:50pm says:

Don't ever challenge an Asian in a fight.

+2 votes   media: MORTAL KOMBAT ELEVATOR PRANK!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 22 2014, 8:47pm says:

This is our future folks. We'll be nostalgic for the old times and our kids would be using modern technology.

+3 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 22 2014, 8:45pm says:

My life in paleontology has been a lie.

+6 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 22 2014, 8:42pm says:

Repost -_-

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 22 2014, 3:24pm says:

Sir we're outmatched, they have superior sanction technology.

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 18 2014, 6:31pm says:

Around 250 mya we descended from reptiles.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 16 2014, 7:47pm replied:

It's required of all teachers to draw squiggles in red with exclamation marks to make students feel like they ****** something up.

+13 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 16 2014, 7:41pm says:

They shall be learnt

+3 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 16 2014, 4:13pm replied:

No it's a bird.

+1 vote   media: Bird
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2014, 8:24pm says:

And don't trust your uncle.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 6 2014, 6:42pm replied:

You had me squinting my eyes and tilting my head for five minutes.

+2 votes   media: Bird
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 6 2014, 9:27am says:

How'd you get a camera tilt?

+1 vote   media: New Lighting for Mass Destruction
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 4 2014, 4:14pm says:

This image caught me when I was eating some chips.

+6 votes   media: Chocolate rain
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2014, 7:43pm replied:

My book is thicker and longer than yours.

+2 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2014, 5:59pm replied:

Yeah Garak was my favorite DS9 character.

+1 vote   media: Best Secondary Characters?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 29 2014, 8:13pm replied:

Please, everytime someone names a tool with the word bat in it, I'm reminded of Batman & Robin when they showed the Bat Credit Card.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 29 2014, 7:01pm says:

She's rebelling against the system brah

+5 votes   media: Divert
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 25 2014, 6:48pm says:

Please stop with these pictures. It's old and memes aren't that funny.

+1 vote   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 25 2014, 6:47pm replied:

Those serrated sharp teeth were perfect for slashing through leaves and fruit.

+3 votes   media: Good point.... -.-
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 25 2014, 12:21am replied:

Ah I see. Cool bird by the way.

+1 vote   media: Bird
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 23 2014, 2:19am replied:

Lies.

+5 votes   media: have some
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2014, 6:04pm says:

What's this ice bucket challenge thing everyone is talking about?

+11 votes   media: if only...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2014, 5:56pm replied:

Are you trying to say I can't do a 360 in real life?

+6 votes   media: have some
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2014, 2:02pm says:

When you look back on shows from your childhood, you start noticing things.

+9 votes   media: have some
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2014, 2:01pm says:

Snipers are gay in every universe. I don't mean homosexual, I mean gay.

+10 votes   media: have some
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2014, 2:10pm says:

The revolution is upon us.

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2014, 2:08pm replied:

They have a different concept of education too.

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 17 2014, 12:10am says:

Yes, let the anger flow through you!

+7 votes   media: laugh ye peasants
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 16 2014, 6:08pm replied:

Well I know self-diagnosis can be unreliable... but Einstein and Mark Twain came to me in a dream and told me I was the chosen one.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 16 2014, 3:30am says:

I never forgave her for ruining my fantasy of her falling in love with me.

+1 vote   media: shan
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 16 2014, 3:08am replied:

Well I know a few geniuses who hated school.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 15 2014, 2:37pm says:

Recovery from what?

+1 vote   media: Bird
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 14 2014, 10:17am replied: +1 vote   media: Postcards From Fictional Locations
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 14 2014, 10:09am says:

No lady, I'm having deep thoughts. It just so happened your *** was in front of my eyes.

+2 votes   media: Deep Thought
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 12 2014, 9:30pm replied:

Good or bad cancer?

+2 votes   media: Nailed It!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 12 2014, 12:53am says:

Can we go a minute without making puns of religion? There are Allaht more things to post than just witty memes.

+5 votes   media: Nailed It!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 8 2014, 2:31pm says:

What about 1968?

+1 vote   media: Czechoslovak Republic
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 5 2014, 3:22pm replied:

If you have a boat what are you doing here?

+3 votes   media: Have some Humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 5 2014, 3:15pm replied:

Back when I had friends ;_;

+3 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 10:22pm says:

Poor Daniel

+1 vote   media: Elaine Figgis meets James Bond on the Internet
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 8:45pm says:

Those trees must have been misogynists.

+12 votes   media: Have some Humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 8:43pm says:

The dangers of missing your daily dose of coffee.

+2 votes   media: Have some Humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 8:42pm says:

Hah what an idiot! He didn't even know it was Legend of Mario!

+8 votes   media: Have some Humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 8:39pm replied:

If they have enough gravitational pull.

+2 votes   media: Have some Humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 8:36pm says:

Females...

+6 votes   media: Have some Humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 8:32pm says:

Looks too warm to be Russia.

+4 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 8:31pm says:

Such primitive times.

+7 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 31 2014, 10:43am replied:

No?

+2 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 30 2014, 3:49am says:

So original.

+3 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 30 2014, 12:19am says:

Arrest them for sex trade!

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 27 2014, 10:06pm says:

At least he has his priorities straight.

+6 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 27 2014, 12:02am replied:

...............oh now I get it!

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 26 2014, 11:58pm says:

This reminds me, I came on here to see what Bill Clinton was going to do in Yugoslavia, I better get back on track so I don't fall behind in the news.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 25 2014, 2:31am says:

rattlesnakes are pretty dangerous.

+3 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 25 2014, 2:27am replied:

Biology Nazi?

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 25 2014, 2:22am says:

I always thought it was kind of disrespectful how so many shows and movies vilify scientists.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 23 2014, 3:34am replied:

Fathers in a nut shell.

+4 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 21 2014, 7:25pm says:

This gave me a boner.

+1 vote   media: Flower
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 21 2014, 7:23pm says:

I always hated how they removed the AI Commander from singleplayer and coop.

+1 vote   media: Commander accept Artillery and supply drop request
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 21 2014, 7:18pm says:

Are all these pictures of private property? You can never find places like this that aren't owned by somebody where I live.

+1 vote   media: Some old pics
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 21 2014, 2:51am replied:

I meant that steel cases, while mostly as reliable as brass, are a lot less expensive. The AK is cheap but it still has some features that have so far been unmatched. Simple, cheap, and efficient: I find these qualities more attractive than paying for the latest technology that are meant to replace the human's senses and instincts rather than enhance them.

+2 votes   media: CONVERTED!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 21 2014, 12:02am replied:

Sharing is Communist. Are you Communist? Libcom.org

+1 vote   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 16 2014, 7:23pm says:

You also get to share a cell with a man who's very affectionate... the guards will give you privacy.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 16 2014, 7:17pm says:

Maybe a poor fellah admitted to her and she was amused and he was humiliated. I always like to give everything a sad ending.

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2014, 9:17am replied:

Hitler just wants to spread the love. He took many people on camping trips for free. Although he was quite gassy on those trips.

+12 votes   media: The idol of Gay Pride
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 14 2014, 12:10am says:

Wasn't there just an image like this posted today?

+8 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 14 2014, 12:09am replied:

Yeah, you really shouldn't put pants in your mouth.

+9 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 13 2014, 6:09pm says:

Luke, we're gonna have company!

+3 votes   media: Dathomir: Prison Break
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 11 2014, 11:09am says:

What if I just don't listen to music at all and at least acknowledge that most of the bands on the right side are better?

+1 vote   media: Something is terribly wrong with this world...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 8:50pm says:

Every product you buy at Walmart, one dollar goes to the fight against abuse of workers in China.

+6 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 8:45pm says:

Ah yes, the test of intelligence.

+8 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 8:42pm says:

Pro teacher, logged in 3,000 hours.

+5 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 11:19am replied:

Sigmund Freud was a genius of his time about the human mind. While he couldn't find all the answers he was looking for, he dug out the heads of other psychologists to open their minds to reality.

+2 votes   media: Sigmund Freud
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 12:55am says:

Trust me, you will know when a cat is angry.

+3 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:26am says:

Lol this is all true

+7 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:13am says:

Looks like they don't have running water, ba dum tssss

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:10am replied:

I can imagine someone doing something like this Youtube.com

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:02am says:

Glados is spreading...

+7 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 5 2014, 2:06am replied: +2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 5 2014, 2:04am replied:

Commie propaganda! Yuos just wan' take our freedoms away!

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 3 2014, 10:46pm says:

Sick *****, eating just half and leaving the rest to bleed to death D:

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 3 2014, 10:24am replied:

My heart never thought about date raping my brain... just my bladder.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 2 2014, 2:51pm says:

I knew this day would come... load up the flame throwers.

+11 votes   media: When trees attack...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 30 2014, 5:06pm says:

Where's Estonia begging the Nordics to take him away?

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 30 2014, 1:22am says:

beautiful ;_;

+1 vote   media: Glorious PC Master Race Opera
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 29 2014, 11:18pm replied:

Preparing for the apocalypse obviously.

+1 vote   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 28 2014, 11:30pm says:

When my teacher asks what could've been more important than doing my homework...

+2 votes   media: assortion of funnies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 28 2014, 11:12pm says:

Don't look him in the eyes.

+2 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 28 2014, 11:10pm replied:

With a small, orange suction cup at the end that never ******* sticks.

+6 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 27 2014, 5:35pm replied:

Cats are more independent and act more like man-children than obedient, loyal pets.

+5 votes   media: assortion of funnies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 27 2014, 11:53am says:

Must... have.

+5 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 8:25pm says:

WHERE'S MY FREAKING CD!? >.<

+3 votes   media: First Strike: Blastfest Event
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 12:03pm replied:

Sorry.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 2:53am says:

Canada CAN into bloody empire!

+9 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 2:52am says:

Oooooooooooooooooooooh

+11 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 2:46am says:

Would be fitting if he broke through the wall and said "There's your ******* window\"

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 2:42am says:

It's C&H plus C&H, you can tell from the perverted rock ;)

+7 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 23 2014, 2:57am replied:

Mine sounds like a fax machine each time I get a text.

+1 vote   media: Smile..(No Country Balls)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 23 2014, 2:56am replied:

So is lead, especially when it's traveling at supersonic speed.

+2 votes   media: Smile..(No Country Balls)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 23 2014, 2:54am replied:

Can you imagine to look on the faces of starving children when the find out we have a game where we take pleasure in destroying food?

+1 vote   media: Smile..(No Country Balls)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 22 2014, 9:18pm says:

Brilliantly done :)

+2 votes   media: The Last Supper
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 20 2014, 2:52am says:

Don't worry Canada, were sending 6 divisions to free the **** out of you!

+8 votes   media: Smile !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 19 2014, 1:40pm says:

Taking pictures of random women in parking lots... I see nothing wrong here.

+2 votes   media: bOOty
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 19 2014, 2:32am replied:

Uh are you sure you used 'irony' correctly?

+3 votes   media: names
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 18 2014, 10:30am says:

The incest is strong with this one.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 17 2014, 8:46pm replied:

Stop ruining it with logic.

+7 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 17 2014, 8:41pm says:

NSA is listening...

+9 votes   media: Smile :)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 17 2014, 12:01pm says:

Simba can into kingdom!

+5 votes   media: funzies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 17 2014, 10:50am replied:

Reverend: "Psst, kid, come over here behind the church, there's something I wanna show you..." *zip*

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 15 2014, 9:08pm says:

The sun has glasses, so the sun is part of US ball?

+7 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 14 2014, 2:56pm replied:

She isn't soulless, she has many souls that she's taken.

+5 votes   media: Ohhh snap
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2014, 11:41am replied:

I was sort of exaggerating and I know EA wasn't the cause but they were bystanders giving a blind eye. They couldn't let go of their money fetish for just one time.

+6 votes   article: Gamespy Shutdown Solutions
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 12 2014, 10:46pm replied:

Thanks. To be honest, almost half these shots were taken by accident when I pressed the wrong key ;)

+2 votes   media: BF2142
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 12 2014, 10:25pm says:

Glad to see the people retaliating against the EA fascists. Death to Origin!

+53 votes   article: Gamespy Shutdown Solutions
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 12 2014, 8:19pm says:

Why gib them mouths?

+17 votes   media: Smile(full stop)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 11 2014, 12:55am says:

This was from the First Strike mod. I'm peeking into the barracks of the naughty soldiers.

+2 votes   media: BF2142
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 11 2014, 12:54am says:

Can you notice the RDX charges in the cockpit my teammate put? He had other plans for the gunship than I did...

+1 vote   media: BF2142
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 10 2014, 12:11pm replied:

Yup, you're never free.

+2 votes   article: Graduation
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 10 2014, 11:30am says:

Grab them while they're still fresh!

+7 votes   media: Funny Chinese mistranslations
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 9 2014, 3:24pm says:

Lol says the guy who sponsors video games glorifying the military killing evil foreigners.

0 votes   media: Truth
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 8 2014, 2:52pm says:

After waiting for a comment to pop up for a few days now, I think I'm not the only one who doesn't get it.

+1 vote   media: Just snow...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 7 2014, 9:47pm replied:

No, that was the song about the guy he penetrated from behind.

+13 votes   media: A song about...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 7 2014, 9:46pm replied:

Or just have robots do everything so we can eliminate money and everyone can have a lot more leisure time.

+3 votes   media: Motivation...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 7 2014, 7:43pm says:

Affected by wind?

+4 votes   media: Experimenting with the projectile physics.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:35pm replied:

Can't... resist... must... IT SAW YOUR FACE AND YOUR MOM HAHAHAHAHA!!! *swallows cyanide*

+3 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:32pm says:

The 'nope' is strong with this one...

+1 vote   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:32pm says:

Repo... never mind.

+1 vote   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:28pm says:

Me reading a witty comment I spent 10 minutes on and then posting it.

+3 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:26pm says:

Engage!

+3 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:15pm says:

"If you know what I mean"

+1 vote   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:12pm says:

Fatality!

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:06pm says:

Am I the only one who thought this was about Trojan condoms?

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 4:59pm says:

Repost.

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 4:48pm says:

This is gonna give me epilepsy.

+1 vote   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 4:37pm says:

So... is this supposed to be funny?

+1 vote   media: GIF storm inbound!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 1:18am replied:

The communist virus is spreading, looks like we need to put Kalga on some freedom medication and democracy therapy.

+2 votes   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 1:08am says:

Why is there a red spot at the bottom? Is it... never mind, I don't want to know.

+3 votes   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 1:03am says:

Looks like a brochure for Father Development.

+1 vote   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 12:57am says:

It's Tyson looking for new worlds to fly his space shuttle. In this episode we explore the lens covers of binoculars!

+1 vote   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 12:52am says:

Oh fun times are of coming from mama...

+7 votes   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 2 2014, 9:45pm replied:

Can you please stop highlighting your text? It's really getting annoying now.

+4 votes   media: Smile or die trying !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 2 2014, 9:43pm replied:

The recoil can be a bit messy. Should clean your weapon everyday.

+5 votes   media: Smile or die trying !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 2 2014, 9:42pm says:

You: "So where's my computer?"
Satan: "Right here." *points at fax machine*
you: Nooooooooooooooo.com

+1 vote   media: Smile or die trying !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 2 2014, 9:37pm says:

Oh Canada...

+3 votes   media: Smile or Laugh or both.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 2 2014, 9:29pm replied:

He obviously cares about the troops so the police should just let him keep the machine gun.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 2 2014, 3:46am replied:

More like Hitler won with paper and then Stalin punched him right in the face and then saying "In Soviet Russia, rock beats everything *******!"

+8 votes   media: Laugh or Smile or both.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 31 2014, 1:59am replied:

Kalga's getting some communist allergies. It's that time of year. Here, have a Walmart pill.

+3 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 30 2014, 2:41pm says:

Remember this children, for this is the best wisdom you'll ever get.

+4 votes   media: Bronn
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 30 2014, 12:05pm replied:

Who knew that hatred can unite humanity?

+3 votes   media: 'murican life
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 29 2014, 2:28pm says:

Burn the heretics! BUUURRRN!

+3 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 29 2014, 2:25pm replied:

Way to go, you ruined the fun.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 29 2014, 2:23pm says:

The answer to world peace: sandwiches

+9 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 29 2014, 2:15pm replied:

You just had to be that guy to make this serious didn't you?

+7 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 28 2014, 8:08pm says:

..............WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN ORDERED?

+2 votes   media: Allo!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 28 2014, 8:02pm says:

I think this is a repost.

+3 votes   media: Laugh.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 28 2014, 8:01pm says:

This is a very old one.

+1 vote   media: Laugh.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 28 2014, 7:03pm replied:

He just caught his wife blowing a blow fish.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 28 2014, 5:18pm says:

Something tells me she's been making you think she takes shower more regularly than she actually does.

+7 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 28 2014, 5:16pm says:

Human can into penguin :D

+6 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 27 2014, 4:00pm says:

This actually made me very sad :(

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 27 2014, 3:42pm says:

Lol I get it. Sum ting wong = something wrong :P

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 27 2014, 3:39pm says:

Lucky bastard...

+12 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 27 2014, 3:38pm says:

Uh... what the **** is happening in the top picture?

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 26 2014, 9:42pm replied:

And freedom, rockets of freedom.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:30pm says:

Even the friends who put pills in your drink and you can't remember what happened yesterday? :P

+2 votes   media: have some more
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 22 2014, 9:00pm replied:

Knight, most children are raised to believe in religion and disregard anything else which is an act. That is an act of suppressing critical thinking and reasoning. People have long put off scientific discoveries that invalidate what they were raised to believe since people are easy to fool and manipulate when they're young. It's really no different than the tactics used for the Hitler youth (I'm not comparing the atrocities FYI I'm comparing the teaching methods) People like Darwin have been threatened by supposedly normal people who were raised religiously and people to this day are doing the same thing. Of course there are some people who are raised religiously but also with secularism and become normal, chill people, but the teachings of religion teach to disregard any opposing view which, in itself, is fundamentalism. I know too many people who have been threatened by their family for being atheists and have even been estranged and kicked out by their families, some while they're still under 18. I'm sorry to say it but fundamentalism is inherent in religion and only through scientific and secular progress do people become rational and peaceful.

+2 votes   media: Christianity didn't cause the Dark Ages
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 22 2014, 5:19pm replied:

I don't see any Turkish kebab in the car.

+8 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 22 2014, 5:09pm says:

Seems like our country has been penetrated by immortal disguised Tsars. What could possibly go wrong?

+7 votes   media: Dis
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 8:05pm says:

Is not of rich enough.

+9 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 7:45pm replied:

*Angry responds with link to graph showing how North Koreans are happy according to their government*

+9 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 7:37pm replied:

And do 360 no scopes too right?

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 2:54pm replied:

I'm jizzing them too.

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 2:51pm replied:

So I can stop waiting for the fifth comment, I'll post this. Then someone will come and ruin the entire space time continuum by adding a 6th comment.

+3 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 20 2014, 4:09pm says:

The truth... it burns!

+7 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 20 2014, 4:03pm replied:

And the scary thing is we deserve it. D:

+14 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 19 2014, 11:30pm says:

I love the Twilight Zone reference. :D the only good thing named twilight.

+13 votes   media: Skyrim
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 16 2014, 4:40pm replied:

Yeah, probably used glue for the water bottle and little boxes.

+4 votes   media: Right On Time
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 16 2014, 4:38pm says:

So who's going to be the first to point it out?

+3 votes   media: Right On Time
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 16 2014, 4:35pm says:

Right on 'time'

+7 votes   media: Right On Time
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 16 2014, 4:31pm says:

Maybe a lazy body, but an active brain obviously. This takes skill...

+7 votes   media: laziness
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 16 2014, 4:26pm says:

Not gonna cry, not gonna cry...

+4 votes   media: Still happy to see you
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 16 2014, 1:04pm replied:

*planned

+5 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 8:50pm replied:

It's been that way for a long time during the Zhars. In the 1700s if a soldier felt homesick, they would burry him alive. And people wonder why Russians love getting drunk lol

+2 votes   media: did i hear complains back there?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 4:06pm replied:

People can't have a set of principles without religion? Anyone can have a set of principles without religion. In fact religion has no principles at all. It's just rules that should be followed otherwise you will be tortured for eternity. Those aren't principles, those are threats. People need to be raised to realize that ethics have their own benefits and not just follow them under fear.

0 votes   media: A World Without Religion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 3:51pm says:

I've tried it, but then she went to the police...

+6 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 3:48pm replied:

Don't worry, Jesus will save us...

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 3:39pm says:

Peasants just don't understand...

+5 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 3:22pm says:

Fun strikes are of coming.

+6 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 9:37pm says:

Absolutely gorgeous.

+1 vote   media: 7 Pieces of street art that should make you think
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 9:32pm says:

This sums up every dream I have, just without a parachute.

+1 vote   media: You sick person!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 8:58pm says:

Well played sir, well played.

+5 votes   media: Suck A Dick, Prevent Abortion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 4:42pm says:

Scumbag... who?

+6 votes   media: Religious Law
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 4:33pm replied:

If you're trying to make the point that violence is more likely without religion is ridiculous. To be atheist is not to be without a moral code, but to be with a moral code that isn't influenced by religion. If you look in Stalin's childhood, you could see that a hatred for religion can be from his abusive parents who forced him to believe in religion and go to church by beating him. He loathed his parents so much, he refused to go to his mother's funeral.

0 votes   media: A World Without Religion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 4:24pm replied:

No one absolutely believes the world would be better without religion, or even different at all, but people can look back on history and analyze how religion relates to events and wonder what could've happened if religion was taken out of the equation.

+2 votes   media: A World Without Religion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 4:03pm replied:

Evolution has nothing to deal with Hitler's philosophy and actions. Evolution is the biological process where organisms struggle to survive by gradually changing their bodies through procreation to adapt to environments. Since science is objective without any agenda, he used it as propaganda to justify himself, when obviously he was acting out of his own hatred of different religions, philosophies, and races.

+2 votes   media: Hitler was anti-Christian
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 2:45pm replied:

Throw 2 master balls at it!

+4 votes   media: Humor or something like that
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 12 2014, 3:06pm replied:

Maybe after the first 20 million die, things might start to settle.

+1 vote   media: Is of countryball
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 12 2014, 7:56am replied:

One of them is Poland all upside down.

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2014, 10:19pm says:

Poor Russia :/

+8 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2014, 10:15pm replied:

Join the moddb side, we have humor group!

+14 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2014, 10:14pm says:

Ouch.

+17 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2014, 12:37pm replied:

What are you a commy? GTFO of here 'Murica is number 1! We got the best democratic military in the world so I suggest you stfu before we invade you! Heil Ronald Reagan! Heil heil heil!

+3 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2014, 12:29pm replied:

Fun times will be of coming...

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 10 2014, 1:31pm replied:

I inject coffee into myself 3 times a day but I barely feel a thing. My hands just shake uncontrollably all day.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 9 2014, 6:25pm replied:

The UN will also condemn them and express great disappointment.

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 9 2014, 8:07am says:

It's sad when a company has gained such popularity that they can sell **** and still make tons of money.

+8 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 9 2014, 8:00am replied:

I wonder when Kalga's going to say something about seeing too much Hentai...

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 7 2014, 8:01am says:

Those look like Americans, and that looks like a Havoc above them, which is not American. Fun times are of coming.

+2 votes   media: ArmA III
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 7 2014, 7:59am says:

Sexy.

+3 votes   media: Me in ArmA III
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 6 2014, 9:09pm replied:

Yes, he wouldn't want it to 'occupy' his time.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 6 2014, 4:44pm says:

Stream1.gifsoup.com the only way to make sure it's dead.

+11 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 6 2014, 4:36pm says:

My parents told me I would be successful one day HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahehehehehooh... ;_;

+25 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 6 2014, 4:26pm says:

She's also screwing the bee as well.

+11 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 5 2014, 3:26pm says:

That top-left HUD element looks like it's from bf2142.

+3 votes   media: Co-op gameplay ft. ๖ۣۜDeath๖ۣۜMachine
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 5 2014, 12:06am replied:

TVception.

+3 votes   media: Have some fun
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 5 2014, 12:03am replied:

Strongest from personal experience.

+4 votes   media: Have some fun
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 3:29pm replied:

Anschluss their arses!

+7 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 3:17pm replied:

Where are the broken vodka bottles?

+10 votes   media: Have some fun
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 3:16pm replied:

I have a laptop that was made in 2002 with no graphics card or any adjustments and I bought it in 2005. I've downloaded hundreds of games and it's still running. It may take 10 minutes to start up and it may freeze once a week, but it's still holding onto life like the universe depends on it.

+14 votes   media: Have some fun
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 3:10pm replied:

Where the stakes are cheaper than the cards themselves.

+16 votes   media: Rich men play cards
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 3:09pm replied:

But one must question where their priorities lie.

+9 votes   media: Have some fun
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 2:25pm says:

Prepare your jimmies for rustling.

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 2:13pm says:

America has been taken over by Grammar Nazis!

+18 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 2:08pm says:

Fun times are of *******...

+8 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 2:07pm says:

Ah the good old M95 from bf2. Good times...

+10 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 1:17pm says:

That kid in the back lol

+1 vote   media: Heresy at its finest :P
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 1:10pm says:

That skull looks rightfully excited.

+1 vote   media: Adepta Sororitas
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 2:11am replied:

We don't need no sowing machines.

+1 vote   media: Dark side of the Loom
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 3 2014, 1:50pm says:

Made by Pink Weave

+10 votes   media: Dark side of the Loom
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 1 2014, 4:51pm says:

I admire their concern for the animals.

+17 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 1 2014, 4:50pm says:

'Stralia Cdn.3news.co.nz

+9 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 1 2014, 3:26pm replied:

Touché

+2 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 30 2014, 3:49pm says:

I can imagine him with a smoke in his paw.

+1 vote   media: Sleep anytime anywhere
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 30 2014, 3:22am replied:

Preemptive *********** strike

+4 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 30 2014, 3:20am says:

Bunny hopping noob.

+15 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 30 2014, 3:12am replied:

Poof! Magic!

+9 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 28 2014, 4:34pm replied:

Thank you. I'm glad you understand.

+1 vote   article: Continued!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 28 2014, 4:07pm replied:

What are you a fascist? Get the f*ck out of here and take your facts with you! Facts aren't welcome here.

+5 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 28 2014, 3:53pm replied:

They chop off their heads and stick them on stakes. Satan makes an obnoxious associate in my opinion.

+10 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 28 2014, 3:49pm says:

The epicness of this is just too good to put in words.

+9 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 26 2014, 12:15pm says:

Is of repost.

+6 votes   media: Countryball
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 26 2014, 12:10pm replied:

I think I just remember seeing this on the atheist group.

+1 vote   media: Countryball
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 26 2014, 12:05pm says:

What do the eight balls represent?

+1 vote   media: Countryball
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 25 2014, 3:35pm says:

Such wisdom.

+2 votes   media: jajaj
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 25 2014, 1:04pm says:

Even if I might agree with this, this isn't the group to post political or economic affiliations on. We don't want to become Atheism+

+7 votes   media: Sad,but true..
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 25 2014, 11:21am says:

What a bitch slap.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 25 2014, 11:15am says:

Childhood. Ruined it is.

+11 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 24 2014, 10:25am replied:

Exorcism. Obviously he has been possessed by the devil.

+3 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 24 2014, 10:24am replied:

Got a lot of negative karma. I guess I should feel immense shame for my blasphemous words huh?

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 23 2014, 4:30pm says:

My schools never taught anything about dinosaurs :(

+1 vote   media: funny
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 22 2014, 11:39am buried:

(buried)

What is this doing on the humor group? I don't think advertising is allowed.

-14 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 22 2014, 12:28am says:

I'm glad to see an official study on this. I always doubt my reasoning abilities because I'm pessimistic but this sort of validates what I've though all along.

+1 vote   media: Welcome To The Oligarchy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 21 2014, 7:28pm replied:

He didn't just put them there, he installed them. Now he can drive on subway railroads.

+5 votes   media: Dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 11:44pm replied:

A 'woman'?

+1 vote   media: Happy Easter
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 11:40pm replied:

I had the impression the 4 signified it had a collapsible stock, well at least according to Wikipedia.

+1 vote   media: Random Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 2:09pm replied:

Why change it to A4? I've never been a fan of collapsible stocks, just my opinion.

+1 vote   media: Random Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 12:53pm replied:

What do you mean?

+1 vote   media: Random Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 11:38am replied:

All in joking faith I insist to the karma hunters.

+4 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 10:26am says:

Genius.

+11 votes   media: Nothing to see here officer!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 10:17am replied:

Think about it without listening to your ****, now what do you think?

+4 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 10:04am says:

How I spend my weekends.

+16 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 18 2014, 10:46pm replied:

Indeed.

+3 votes   media: Spock Has Something To Say
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 16 2014, 11:06pm says:

My balls feel very vulnerable right now.

+19 votes   media: Usually I don't post stuff from 9GAG but...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 14 2014, 6:18pm replied:

At least he learned it all by himself without some sarcastic person making them look dumber.

+9 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2014, 10:38pm replied:

We need a history group.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2014, 10:22pm says:

Just a matter of time before someone posts a link to a BURN picture.

+3 votes   media: Burn compilation.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2014, 10:18pm says:

I would be Uranus.

+4 votes   media: Burn compilation.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2014, 10:14pm says:

Can't tell if calling fat or complimenting **** size.

+3 votes   media: Burn compilation.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2014, 10:10pm replied:

The DSHK is outdated, nowadays they use the Kord.

+1 vote   media: Stuff&co
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2014, 10:19am says:

Mother of god.

+6 votes   media: Stuff&co
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2014, 12:55am says:

An asset you say? What could it do?

+2 votes   media: Imperial Security Station
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 12 2014, 7:49pm replied:

Freedom Fries!

+11 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 12 2014, 4:58pm says:

The fort needs back democracy.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 12 2014, 4:09am says:

Poor Will

+10 votes   media: Fire At Will
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 11 2014, 5:16pm says:

This actually... made me feel a little better about humans.

+12 votes   media: triple of funnies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 11 2014, 5:14pm says:

Lmao, sin over cos equals tan, so it's tan(gerine)

+4 votes   media: triple of funnies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 11 2014, 7:56am says:

The first picture of the Pope, it looks familiar... I.imgflip.com

+1 vote   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 11 2014, 7:51am says:

Those evil commies getting apples, things are getting worse everyday.

+14 votes   media: Meanwhile in Crimea...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 11 2014, 7:43am says:

The truth in this is too much for me to handle.

+9 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 8 2014, 5:04pm says:

Lmao

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 8 2014, 1:27am replied:

Brains use up a lot of energy, such as when your looking for your wallet.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 8 2014, 1:21am says:

Exactly! My school needs to understand this as well.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 9:58pm says:

Either major humiliation or a great troll.

+17 votes   media: This guy, is badass!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 9:54pm says:

She looks depressed because it's an Mac.

+18 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 9:51pm says:

If you've been friendzoned by cans, there's no hope for you.

+16 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 9:48pm says:

Badum tssss...

+10 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 9:46pm says:

I think their names are half the humor in this.

+7 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 4:20pm says:

Or when their moms hit and yell at them in the grocery store.

+1 vote   media: Advertising Done Right
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 12:14pm replied:

I've just never seen a 5.56 in a steel case, they've always been in a brass case. Oh well, those Koreans probably just make cheaper ones.

+1 vote   media: CONVERTED!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 11:06am replied:

At the Spearmint Rhino Gentlmen's Club to be exact.

+2 votes   media: Unfortunate Ad Placements
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 11:02am says:

This is the most honest ad I've seen from Starbucks.

+9 votes   media: Unfortunate Ad Placements
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 3 2014, 9:30pm replied:

For an unreasonable price of course.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 3 2014, 9:29pm says: +1 vote   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 3 2014, 9:28pm replied:

For the glory of Satan of course!

+2 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 2 2014, 5:25pm replied:

I didn't immediately recognize him.

+2 votes   media: Wat?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 2 2014, 5:10pm says:

Why are they so mad?

+2 votes   media: HD MEC Textures!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 1 2014, 5:25pm says:

Bottom guy: "Nigga you crazy"

+2 votes   media: Wat?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 30 2014, 4:43pm replied:

Isn't that always the case with anime?

+2 votes   media: Putin <+3 Natalia
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 27 2014, 6:35pm replied:

^ this

+10 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 27 2014, 6:13pm says:

I can imagine him narrating his war stories and his comrades thinking he was strange talking to himself.

+12 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 27 2014, 5:47pm says:

Repost.

+2 votes   media: dark humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 25 2014, 8:08pm says:

Why you make Estonia of ****** hero?

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 24 2014, 11:51pm replied:

Boil em mash em stick em in a stue.

+1 vote   media: Any last words?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 24 2014, 11:43pm says:

No debts pls

+8 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 24 2014, 2:11pm replied:

Always up to no good.

+6 votes   media: Dumping these here.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 24 2014, 2:09pm says:

I'll do it out of nostalgia.

+8 votes   media: Dumping these here.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 24 2014, 2:07pm says:

I'll take the middle one.

+6 votes   media: Dumping these here.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 24 2014, 2:03pm says:

I would've paid my life savings just to witness this.

+18 votes   media: Dumping these here.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 24 2014, 2:00pm says:

Well played student, well played.

+14 votes   media: Dumping these here.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 24 2014, 1:58pm says:

They released a new knit pack.

+4 votes   media: Dumping these here.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 24 2014, 1:56pm says:

I don't understand.

+3 votes   media: Dumping these here.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 24 2014, 1:49pm says:

Just a few dragon breath rounds ought to keep his dirty perverted hands off of her.

+8 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 22 2014, 5:30pm replied:

Same thing happened to me.

+3 votes   download: BF2 AFSR 1.0
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 21 2014, 3:50pm says:

lol one pixel sized video :P

+2 votes   media: For s0vi3t_on1on
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 20 2014, 10:23pm says:

Where did I put that hydrogen weapon...

+3 votes   media: So cute! :D
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 20 2014, 6:24pm says:

It looks photoshopped, but I really don't know.

+3 votes   media: Funny Vegetables
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 20 2014, 3:19pm says:

Karma is strong with this one.

+15 votes   media: Have some Humor gifs
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 20 2014, 3:06pm says:

For the glory of Sagan!

+4 votes   media: Funny Vegetables
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 20 2014, 2:58pm replied:

It's when the mutant bears come out of their hides.

+5 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 20 2014, 2:54pm says:

Beautiful.

+4 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 20 2014, 2:50pm says:

I think they are mostly intelligent people who aren't afraid to propose theories that others are too afraid to ask. I watched Zeitgeist: The Movie, and it was making some very persuasive arguments for radical ideas based on evidence.

+1 vote   media: The Zeitgeist Movement
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 19 2014, 6:15pm replied:

What insanitypays said ^

+12 votes   media: Just Chillin'
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 19 2014, 6:11pm replied:

Vulcan? Startrek.com :D

+3 votes   media: Murika
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 19 2014, 6:06pm replied:

Oh I loved Jurassic park OG. I'm a lunatic about dinosaurs.

+1 vote   media: Murika
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 18 2014, 4:28pm says:

Apologies!

+6 votes   media: Some screenies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 18 2014, 4:08pm says:

"Who dropped the soap?"

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 17 2014, 9:56pm says:

But of course.

+7 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:55am replied:

Well there you have it folks. Next we'll get an exclusive interview with a man who's nuts are tied to a car battery.

+3 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:52am says:

Poor grumpy cat.

+2 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:44am says:

What's the humor here?

+1 vote   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:42am says:

Am I to assume they connect or has gravity stopped working?

+6 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:34am says:

She looks like she's been working on that cake all week...

+4 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:16am says:

That's one way to do prohibition.

+2 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:12am says:

Now he looks like a primate.

+6 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:06am says:

I like how he keeps trying to feel for the wheel in a panic like he can't believe it's not where it's suppose to be.

+5 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:00am says:

Meanwhile in Canada...

+2 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 1:55am says:

I love that kid at the end.

+6 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 15 2014, 2:18pm replied:

Exactly! any intelligent person would make sure no one is looking before picking their nose.

+5 votes   media: Dat face
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 15 2014, 2:16pm replied:

Doesn't matter if it's jammed, tell the ******** to keep firing!

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 15 2014, 2:15pm replied:

Dungeons could be the name of a BDSM party.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 15 2014, 2:11pm says:

Holy **** they actually have a website at the bottom.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 13 2014, 4:30pm says:

Fun times are of *******.

+6 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 13 2014, 12:28am replied:

FOX is the same company who plays Family Guy and Simpsons, they honestly don't give a **** what they play. FOX News is sort of its own show.

+2 votes   media: Cosmos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 13 2014, 12:16am replied:

It could also be the recoil animation just makes it unaligned when shot.

+1 vote   media: Valdez T-90 Screenies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 13 2014, 12:15am replied:

I've seen videos of the T-90 actually going that deep in water and coming back out working perfectly.

+1 vote   media: Valdez T-90 Screenies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 12 2014, 10:25pm says:

Also his ***** is grasped by the queens vagina that when the male bee pulls away, his ***** is detached and stays inside the queen. Would make the nastiest porn ever.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 12 2014, 10:19pm says:

I remember this from a documentary on NOVA by Brian Greene. I called the fire department to take care of the burns.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 12 2014, 10:17pm says:

You'd think everyone down there would be familiar with guns.

+12 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 12 2014, 10:17pm says:

*starts throwing random **** into suitcases*

+17 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 12 2014, 9:57pm replied:

It's criticizing the "mediclorians" made up in Phantom Menace.

+1 vote   media: first philosorapter meme
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 12 2014, 9:36pm replied:

It looks just as good as the AIX texture.

-1 votes   media: SIG 552 Commando Render
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 11 2014, 10:23pm says:

Hasn't aged a bit.

+8 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 11 2014, 10:18pm says:

Is that it?

+10 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 11 2014, 9:15pm replied:

Sorry, I was talking about the HUD from real life, I didn't notice you were trying to reproduce the BF4 one.

+1 vote   media: BF4 T90 MBT Hud
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 11 2014, 9:12pm says:

Do they seriously use that in the 21st century?

+1 vote   media: Icelandic Soldiers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 11 2014, 9:00pm replied:

That bullet right doesn't look like a 5.56

+1 vote   media: CONVERTED!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 10 2014, 9:13pm replied:

Elfriend you are truly a one of a kind. If only we had more people who go on the internet to say how wrong war is, you are a minority on that issue.

+3 votes   media: Welcome to the Third Millenium
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 10 2014, 9:04pm replied:

Or mine.

+5 votes   media: not yet
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 9 2014, 4:51pm says:

They always take it the wrong way when I say "Can I smear my love on you?"

+3 votes   media: Ash Wednesday
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 8 2014, 10:51am says:

Euphemisms FTW.

+3 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 7 2014, 5:07pm says:

There are some things I'll never understand. This one of them.

+7 votes   media: legend of zelda themed upload
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 7 2014, 4:53pm replied:

You can tell from the fact that everything is grey.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 5 2014, 4:40pm says:

Isn't that bar at the top-left from bf2142

+1 vote   media: Operation Road Rage T90 Screenies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 4 2014, 11:58pm says:

The ashes match the carpet.

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 4 2014, 9:08pm says:

What gun is that?

+1 vote   media: Operation Road Rage T90 Screenies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 4 2014, 7:06pm replied:

Grammar stronk.

+5 votes   media: ... V4
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 4 2014, 4:45pm replied:

Is of best*

+4 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 4 2014, 4:40pm replied:

It's Poland upside down.

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 4:30pm says:

"Oh look how tiny and cute that rocket is...*BOOOOM!*

+1 vote   media: OG-7V fragmentation antipersonnel grenade
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 11:21am says:

This looks more like an M1 tank HUD.

+1 vote   media: BF4 T90 MBT Hud
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 10:56am says:

She's been cut in half and is being transported to a processing plant.

+3 votes   media: Perfectly timed photos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 10:41am says:

At least they still know it's a restaurant.

+4 votes   media: Perfectly timed photos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 10:39am replied:

*roaring crowd yelling "heil!"*

+5 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 10:35am replied:

All countries contributed.

+5 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 28 2014, 12:00pm says:

Fresh to your door... I see what they mean.

+8 votes   media: Perfectly timed photos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 27 2014, 10:41pm says:

This made my day.

+7 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 27 2014, 5:07pm says:

He has a point.

+3 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 27 2014, 5:03pm replied:

Still makes me cry.

+5 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 27 2014, 5:00pm says:

Bromance.

+6 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 26 2014, 5:55pm replied:

Good choice, but nothing can match my t-rex! Rawr!

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 26 2014, 5:46pm says:

Why must they add hair to the butt?

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 25 2014, 12:26am replied:

I think it's good to have faith in others in order to further trust between people... even if that faith gets people killed most of the time.

+1 vote   media: God's protection
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 25 2014, 12:07am says:

Beautiful.

+3 votes   media: Another variant...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 11:46pm replied:

**** I meant to give you positive karma for that Monty Python reference.

+2 votes   media: relaxed animals
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 11:02pm says:

Please leave your terminator outside, we don't serve their kind.

+4 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 10:56pm replied:

Just another brick in the wall.

+11 votes   media: ALL PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY HELIX FOSSIL!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 22 2014, 5:46pm says:

Poland can into pants.

+12 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 21 2014, 3:55pm says:

Not even the weather channel would stoop this low.

+3 votes   media: What Passes for News These Days
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 21 2014, 3:54pm says:

Taking females between 12 and 21 and boys between 5 and 11

+4 votes   media: What Passes for News These Days
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 21 2014, 3:49pm says:

Somehow I don't think any of us wants to know the details of this.

+4 votes   media: What Passes for News These Days
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 21 2014, 3:48pm says:

A hostage situation... call the Spetsnaz.

+7 votes   media: What Passes for News These Days
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 21 2014, 3:44pm says:

You'd expect this from the Onion.

+5 votes   media: What Passes for News These Days
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 21 2014, 12:04pm says:

I wonder, do these weapons have bump maps?

+2 votes   media: Valdez Screenies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 19 2014, 1:29pm says:

Actually it's too plate.

+5 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 19 2014, 1:11pm says:

We can use that in the US, would be good exercise.

+6 votes   media: Engineering mistakes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 19 2014, 1:05pm replied:

"out of order"

+3 votes   media: Engineering mistakes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 19 2014, 1:02pm says:

Where did I leave that napalm...

+5 votes   media: Face off
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 18 2014, 8:22pm replied:

Psychologist find themselves curious of his unnatural tendencies to want to watch the world burn.

+1 vote   media: Rare Justin Bieber interview
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 18 2014, 12:03pm says:

I think the gun is held up too high for that ACOG.

+1 vote   media: Alpha Project G36C Acog
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 18 2014, 10:52am says:

I think we've all once said "**** you world!"

+3 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 18 2014, 1:16am replied:

It explains why stupid people breed more.

+8 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 18 2014, 1:14am says:

Like a gentleman.

+5 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 18 2014, 1:12am replied:

Yes, they are high in...
...protein.

+13 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 17 2014, 12:41am says:

Also a repost.

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 17 2014, 12:40am says:

I think this is a repost.

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 17 2014, 12:39am says:

SAY YUP AGAIN! SAY YUP AGAIN! I DARE YOU!

+12 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 17 2014, 12:37am replied:

I knew it from the beginning. He promised hope and change, and now it's revealed he can't travel back in time. Wake up America! The downfall of America has begun!

+7 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 16 2014, 7:56pm replied:

Mine too, but he is just a rough player. He's very peaceful we just can't play with him because his claws are so long.

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 16 2014, 7:51pm says:

He wants the 'B'

+4 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 16 2014, 7:49pm says:

Witchcraft?

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 16 2014, 5:14pm says:

Is it just me, or does that tank look very small?

+1 vote   media: Black Gold Wip
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 15 2014, 10:38am replied:

The community decided? Was there a poll I missed?

+1 vote   media: SV-98 & G36C
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 15 2014, 9:55am replied:

Mine too, but if he gets tickled you'll need to replace the skin on your hand.

+4 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 15 2014, 9:54am replied:

It's their faults for being so vulnerable.

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 14 2014, 4:29pm says:

Never forget... the day the milk expired.

+5 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 14 2014, 4:21pm says:

Come on it's so easy, pedobear does it all the time!

P.S.Career day for KINDERGARTEN? Way too much pressure to succeed for the sake of their parents and the schools.

+1 vote   media: C&H Public Speaking
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 13 2014, 9:07pm says:

Okay I figured it out. Read the third one and then follow to the left until you've read up to the first one then read the last one.

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 13 2014, 8:14pm replied:

Will you stop measuring in Kelvin?

+4 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 12 2014, 10:54am says:

*nerdgasm*

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 12 2014, 10:52am replied:

I had a feeling especially you would like this.

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 11 2014, 9:31pm replied:

It's a subconscious racism in which he only reacts to the stereotypical ghetto black guy. If he was dressed in a suit or something, he probably would've felt more calm. Still racism though.

+6 votes   media: Pokemon
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 10 2014, 3:53pm replied:

Forgive my ignorance, it just seemed like a good time to say that.

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 10 2014, 1:45am says:

Napoleonic Russian? The irony is strong with this one.

+11 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 9 2014, 5:28pm says:

I like how Bill Nye is just forced to act like everything is normal whenever Ken speaks. "Well there's no evidence that science is right so I rely on faith in this old book" how Bill manages to stay sane is beyond my comprehension.

+3 votes   media: Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 9 2014, 5:18pm says:

I don't always drink vodka, but when I do... actually I really do always drink vodka, keep drinking vodka my comrades.

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 7 2014, 8:39pm says:

Widows just have no manners.

+4 votes   media: Have some laughs
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 7 2014, 6:50pm says:

Couldn't have said it better myself. According to evolutionary history, all humans are truly Africans, we're all immigrants to everywhere else.

+2 votes   media: 'A True American'
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 7 2014, 1:05pm says:

Oh man, just after my BF2142 stopped working >.< I NEED TO FIND THAT GOD DAMN DISK!

+3 votes   download: New First Strike Launcher Installer
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 7 2014, 12:55pm says:

HALLELUJAH!

+7 votes   media: Have some laughs
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 7 2014, 12:52pm says:

So does he blow her?

+7 votes   media: Have some laughs
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 6 2014, 12:03am says:

It's so true it's mind blowing.

+3 votes   media: All of us can relate
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 5 2014, 11:59pm replied:

Only the finest.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 4 2014, 7:11pm replied:

Creatards and creationists are the same thing.

+1 vote   media: Creatards
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 4 2014, 4:19pm says:

My childhood! Nooooooooooo!

+7 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 4 2014, 4:17pm says:

But... This couch is so comfy.

+8 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 4 2014, 4:04pm replied:

That's like saying that I created a new strategy game and called it Half Life and I have the right because I made the game. The name Football was already used for soccer and we just stole the name for a completely different sport. It just made things so complicated around the world.

+4 votes   media: Football vs. Football
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 3 2014, 5:52pm replied:

so wow

+8 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 3 2014, 5:51pm says:

OH NO HE DI-INT!

+8 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 3 2014, 5:46pm says:

He drew it like it's at an angle, but what you're looking at it from directly below?

+3 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 3 2014, 4:15pm says:

They'll pretty much just say sorry for every crime they commit.

+3 votes   media: More Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 3 2014, 4:11pm replied:

You will join ussssssss. We're the onesssssss in control.

+3 votes   media: More Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 3 2014, 4:07pm replied:

It was 70 years ago, you didn't even witness it.

+5 votes   media: i did nazi that coming
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 3 2014, 2:08am says:

It's arrogant for us to mourn over a couple thousand humans when whole species were wiped out once.

+3 votes   media: More Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 2 2014, 1:16pm says:

The end is near.

+5 votes   media: Fresh from Imgur User Sub.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 2 2014, 1:09pm says:

Bring me my belt...

+4 votes   media: Fresh from Imgur User Sub.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 2 2014, 1:02pm says:

I need to use this to get out of physics class.

+3 votes   media: Fresh from Imgur User Sub Mk2.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 31 2014, 11:49pm replied:

That guy he's attacking is holding an AK-74.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 30 2014, 10:52pm says:

Looks like a modified copy of this Armyrecognition.com

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Vehicles
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 30 2014, 1:29am says:

We all know how that drill will come into play.

+9 votes   media: Pedo bear
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 2:01pm replied:

What are pants?

+7 votes   media: Funny Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 9:14am says:

Or when you discover porn.

+10 votes   media: Funny Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 8:28am says:

This is obvious western propaganda, a woman would never be allowed to expose her face like that.

+9 votes   media: Burqa Cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 8:24am says:

Wtf is with the middle girl's eye?

+4 votes   media: RIGHT ON TIME
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 8:21am says:

Imagine if she was your girlfriend and this picture popped up in your head whenever she was about to suck your ****.

+3 votes   media: RIGHT ON TIME
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 8:18am says:

No dogs be comin' around here.

+3 votes   media: RIGHT ON TIME
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 8:13am says:

What's the fail? They're keeping an eye on microbes, they're always up to no good.

+7 votes   media: Epic Fail
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 8:12am says:

Funny because that's their own barbwire.

+9 votes   media: Epic Fail
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 8:11am says:

Oh I see, look at the bridge height.

+3 votes   media: Epic Fail
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 8:08am says:

Did people forget that pans exist?

+6 votes   media: Funny Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 7:33am replied:

Also his dad who's perfectly able to walk is using that thing.

+1 vote   media: Meanwhile in Walmart...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 7:32am replied:

Aw damn I hit the negative karma by accident.

+8 votes   media: Meanwhile in Walmart...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 28 2014, 12:41pm says:

Fun times are a'coming.

+9 votes   media: Anschluss Zeit!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 28 2014, 1:10am replied:

Just add a '**** you' at the end of every text

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 28 2014, 1:05am replied:

He meant 'Murica.

+11 votes   media: Canada
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 28 2014, 1:04am says:

He basically responded to anyone who hits him on the back of his car.

+2 votes   media: Canada
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2014, 7:47pm says:

Most intense ******.

+1 vote   media: Vulcan Porn
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2014, 4:30pm replied:

I'd much prefer to do anal with a female and not get raped by a male with skin made of muscle.

+5 votes   media: Prison vs Work
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2014, 4:13pm says:

Fine by me.

+9 votes   media: keep calm and try...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2014, 11:23am says:

I don't know how to respond to that, but I guess I just did.

0 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2014, 1:28am replied:

You don't know who he is!?
GUTEN TAG! TIME FOR ANSCHLUSS!

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2014, 1:18am replied: +3 votes   media: Venomous vs. Poisonous
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 24 2014, 1:06pm says:

I wish this was what the majority of people listened to.

+1 vote   media: Not Perfect - by Tim Minchin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 24 2014, 12:50pm says:

Awesome.

+1 vote   media: Death Death (Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Song)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 23 2014, 4:50pm replied:

I swear your comment looks like it's talking about ****.

+5 votes   media: Funny Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 23 2014, 4:39pm replied:

You're gonna need catnip to get me motivated enough to make a clever reply to that.

+3 votes   media: You had one job...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 23 2014, 4:17pm says:

That smartass reply is absolutely true.

+8 votes   media: Smart-Ass Replies to Written Notes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 10:12pm says:

Isn't this well known?

+1 vote   media: Dump Mk4
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 10:11pm says:

Considering electrons are so much smaller than atoms, that's a lot of mass.

+2 votes   media: Dump Mk4
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 10:06pm replied: +4 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 10:00pm says:

Kalashnikov's funeral?

+21 votes   media: Russia... what are you doing?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 9:59pm replied:

Instant karma for you too :)

+7 votes   media: Instant Karma
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 8:47pm says:

Cats do this when they're about to attack something... because no one on the cat group knows anything about cats, SgtDann. *rolls eyes*

+1 vote   media: Aquatic Cat Worm
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 4:17pm says:

Sounds someone's going to get Anschlussed.

+18 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 4:12pm says:

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

+7 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 4:11pm replied:

And the Philippines.

+6 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 4:09pm says:

Why I never take essays seriously.

+13 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 12:33am says:

In between them is platypus I think.

+1 vote   media: Dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 12:31am says:

That's assuming it maintains its mass.

+1 vote   media: Dump Mk2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 12:27am says:

I see potential for this... *thinks of starships fighting space wars rather than a unified species exploring space*

+1 vote   media: Dump Mk3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 12:25am says:

You do realize they're smelling their own bodies and their space suits? You don't sniff space...

+1 vote   media: Dump Mk3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 12:24am says:

Holy ******* **** balls.

+1 vote   media: Dump Mk3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 11:48pm says:

I guess they're into BDSM.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 11:22pm replied:

He's soory too for making you feel soory to hear that.

+6 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 3:31pm says:

A+ for him.

+19 votes   media: Funny Test Answers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 3:26pm says:

Silly teachers, they think I'm too stupid to find x. I'll show them.

+11 votes   media: Funny Test Answers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 3:24pm says:

Damn ******* straight.

+14 votes   media: Funny Test Answers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 11:45am replied:

Quit Stalin and take my money!

+8 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 11:15am says:

LOL

+5 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 19 2014, 4:32pm says:

Get keep that rust off some how.

+2 votes   media: Fun With Statues
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 19 2014, 3:31pm says:

Poor pussy.

+4 votes   media: Fun With Statues
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 19 2014, 3:30pm replied:

Wow, that was bearly funny.

+4 votes   media: Fun With Statues
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 19 2014, 3:29pm says:

I think he just wanted to give him a **** ***.

+2 votes   media: Fun With Statues
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 19 2014, 3:28pm says:

Ashes ashes we all fall down...

+2 votes   media: Fun With Statues
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 19 2014, 3:24pm replied:

Basketball :P

+5 votes   media: Fun With Statues
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 19 2014, 3:21pm says:

Police brutality! Report him immediately!

+3 votes   media: Fun With Statues
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2014, 10:55pm says:

It sucks for him. Getting a baby without it being the end product of a big, succulent orgy.

+3 votes   media: A Little Prophet
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2014, 2:22pm replied:

What's so cruel about world leaders learning acrobatics?

+14 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2014, 2:21pm says:

I'd toast to that.

+7 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2014, 11:51am replied:

The inner monsters within ourselves are summoned upon when is getting ******* ****** at the slow internet.

+6 votes   media: A Simple Test
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2014, 11:27am replied:

I think I into getting this.

+1 vote   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 17 2014, 1:31pm says:

Like a baws.

+7 votes   media: bollywood
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 16 2014, 8:17pm says:

Pi isn't spelled with an 'E'

+6 votes   media: So that's why they gave it that name :O
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 16 2014, 2:31pm says:

I knew it! I mean look at those eyes! O.O

+1 vote   media: Examples of Extremely Poor Sticker Placement
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 15 2014, 5:01pm says:

Didn't the sniper rifles already kill with one shot to the torso?

+6 votes   article: FH2z "Infected World" & update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 15 2014, 4:34pm says:

Da ****?

+6 votes   media: They are back
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 15 2014, 4:14pm replied:

Come, join us, we bring order and peace, resistance is futile.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 15 2014, 4:03pm replied:

Why is it unrealistic??

+2 votes   media: MOAR Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 14 2014, 10:32pm says:

I first thought it was going to be, that the magic school bus was in his ***** and then he starting jerking off.

+11 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 14 2014, 10:20pm says:

Nothing is tolerable about the lack of toast.

+7 votes   media: Um... Google?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 14 2014, 10:18pm says:

*facepalm*

+10 votes   media: Um... Google?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 14 2014, 10:16pm replied:

Polandball ist disagree.

+11 votes   media: Um... Google?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 13 2014, 4:25pm replied:

Hoe many people are holding your beers? You've had dozens of people hold your beers, do you ever get them back?

+15 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 13 2014, 1:56am says:

It's their fault for getting captured.

+18 votes   media: More Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 13 2014, 1:52am says:

I wonder, why is Israel always cubicle and transparent?

+11 votes   media: More Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 13 2014, 1:50am says:

Gravity and air resistance will troll his bullet.

+11 votes   media: More Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 12 2014, 7:07pm says:

Cuz we got democracy.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 12 2014, 12:52pm says:

Lol

+1 vote   media: Civil Protection On a Rail
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 12 2014, 12:14pm says:

Uh actually my **** can tell the difference, what is it you find sexual about 'my little ponies?'

-1 votes   media: Mmm, pics right tho <3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 12 2014, 12:02pm replied:

I'm as hard as she looks.

+8 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 12 2014, 11:56am replied:

*rising

+5 votes   media: Canada
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 12 2014, 11:51am says:

**** just got serious.

+6 votes   media: Canada
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 5:10pm says:

Yeah just get back to making potatoes!

+1 vote   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 4:58pm says:

The selfie just killed everything I read before that. The heretic!

+10 votes   media: Dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 1:58pm replied: +2 votes   media: Blending in..
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 10 2014, 9:10pm replied:

Thou shalt always repost the awesome ****.

+5 votes   media: God the Builder
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 10 2014, 12:44am says:

In capitalist America, you buy, not make or give.

+14 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 9 2014, 4:27pm says:

Mmm, delicious infants.

+3 votes   media: Pictures Taken at the Exact Right Angle.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 9 2014, 4:18pm replied:

His?

+6 votes   media: Pictures Taken at the Exact Right Angle.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 8 2014, 12:12pm replied:

He also didn't say 'what' this time.

+3 votes   media: Two Guns Up
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 7 2014, 8:25pm replied:

Indeed.

+1 vote   media: Two Guns Up
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 7 2014, 8:23pm replied:

I measure my vodka in kilotons.

+9 votes   media: Thank you!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 6 2014, 12:56pm says:

I... Don't know what to say.

+3 votes   media: Funny or sad?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 5 2014, 9:00pm says:

Awesome :)

+4 votes   media: GAZ-3937 "Vodnik" w/ CROWS and T-90 underwater.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 5 2014, 1:16am replied:

Well maybe you killed the aliens and... Borrowed it.

+5 votes   media: Seriously..?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 5 2014, 1:15am replied:

I'm pretty sure if he's stupid enough to hold a gun like that, then he would hold and organic weapon like that as well. Artificial selection is when animals are killed by the things we make, such as cars, phosphorous, agent orange, napalm, nuclear weapons... Basically democracy is what I'm talking about.

+6 votes   media: Headshot in 3..2..1
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 5 2014, 1:05am says:

Damn right old lady.

+24 votes   media: Likes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 4 2014, 3:36pm says:

****-it-all lol

+9 votes   media: Got depressions?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 4 2014, 2:05am says:

Ba humbug you filthy humans.

+2 votes   media: happy new year all cat lovers! =D =P XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 3 2014, 11:50pm says:

In America, many people actually need this advice :/

+2 votes   media: random image
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 3 2014, 11:39pm says:

Keel it! Keel it with firah!

+2 votes   media: little fucker
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 3 2014, 11:34pm says:

Whoa, is something alive in there?

+2 votes   media: Abandoned rail road\Ugly beach and park
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 3 2014, 11:32pm says:

If it's abandoned, can you sneak in and explore?

+1 vote   media: Abandoned rail road\Ugly beach and park
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 3 2014, 6:45pm says:

At least we have an oversized, badass velociraptor.

+5 votes   media: United States Voted Biggest Threat To World Peace
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 2 2014, 1:05am says:

So THAT'S why he never laughs.

+17 votes   media: The real reason Batman isn't "cheesy" anymore.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 2 2014, 1:03am says:

Aw... I mean uh... *regains satanic apathy* looks like that cat has found some dinner :P

+8 votes   media: Cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 1 2014, 11:28pm replied:

YOU DON'T SAY?

+7 votes   media: Try this!!!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 1 2014, 8:30pm says:

And boldly go where no one has gone before...

+1 vote   media: White Holes? Wormholes? Cool :)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 1 2014, 7:00pm says:

...in other news, bullets flying at supersonic velocities could lead to lower life expectancy; experts agree.

+23 votes   media: Ya don't say?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 1 2014, 6:56pm says:

Easy when you have a .357 under your pillow.

+13 votes   media: Challenge accepted.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 1 2014, 6:53pm says:

Nice tits lol

+11 votes   media: Now this is child abuse.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 8:16pm says:

Major milestone in feline history.

+12 votes   media: Atheist Cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 3:54am says:

lol can you use the jet pack in space?

+2 votes   media: Parmel Invasion Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 3:53am says:

I always liked that shuttle :)

+3 votes   media: Parmel Invasion Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 3:52am says:

Yeah, he ordered some democracy! Free shipping and it'll reach you before you know it :)

+23 votes   media: Hey Sadam?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 3:45am says:

The AK uses the Russian army?

+1 vote   media: AK-74M
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 3:44am says:

Actually it was made mainly for tank crews, but special forces also used it. It's being phased out by the AK-105 right now.

+1 vote   media: AKs-74u
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 3:11am says:

Iraq? lol

+2 votes   media: Máme fajn sousedy :D
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 2:40am says:

Too bad the money given to the churches would just go right into the pockets of the priests.

+1 vote   media: Men of charity
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 2:38am says:

He would tap the person with AIDS on the head and poof he will be cured, but he doesn't do that. He never helps any body.

+2 votes   media: good question
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 2:29am replied:

The moisture on the gun would freeze the gun and wouldn't work. Who knows, some aliens might find you and think you're their god and they will serve you.

+10 votes   media: Time to shatter your dreams
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 2:22am says:

No tears, just dreams now...

+12 votes   media: Time to shatter your dreams
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 30 2013, 2:49pm replied:

Damn it I accidentally negative karma'd modster's comment.

+1 vote   media: Have some funny pictures
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 30 2013, 2:46pm replied:

Bringing democracy to a country near you! Shatteredcitadel.com

+4 votes   media: Have some funny pictures
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 29 2013, 1:17pm says:

I like the check-out label at the bottom corner. Pretty much sums up our country.

+2 votes   media: be nice to america
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 29 2013, 1:06pm says:

Silly CIA :p

+9 votes   media: Plot to kill Castro
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2013, 2:35pm replied:

I think they're just bots fighting without scripts.

+1 vote   media: Operation Clean Sweep Dogfight
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2013, 2:12pm replied:

Just checking :)

+4 votes   media: MOAR Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2013, 1:38pm replied:

AK5. The standard issue Swedish assault rifle/carbine.

+2 votes   media: MOAR Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2013, 1:37pm says:

You got the Alpha Project team's permission for the acog and skin?

+3 votes   media: MOAR Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2013, 6:47pm replied:

What put him in the position with those scientists?

+2 votes   media: Some men...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2013, 6:29pm replied:

I agree about the movie talkers. I think we should extend the list to guys who cut their sleeves, people who name their kids after themselves and call them "junior", people who harm or kill animals (if they are used for food then they should be treated like they have consciousness and live good lives before they are humanely executed), people who are happy all the time, emotionally and physically abusive parents that have been proven without doubt guilty (this is actually the child's choice of their punishment), and people who take selfies holding up the peace sign. More to come from my master plan.

+3 votes   media: Capital Punishment
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2013, 5:50pm says:

If they have headaches, they will urge you to commit suicide.

+4 votes   media: Being the last one left
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2013, 4:01pm says:

Cats definitely know how to stretch.

+1 vote   media: Funny cats
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2013, 4:00pm says:

"Well there's your problem sir."

+1 vote   media: Funny cats
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2013, 3:59pm replied:

Still a cute cat :D

+1 vote   media: My cat.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2013, 12:59pm replied:

It's art.

+1 vote   media: Settling in
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 26 2013, 11:25am replied:

It's the vanilla bf2 crosshair. He just got a hit marker.

+1 vote   media: Bot gameplay on Port Valdez
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 26 2013, 2:00am says:

Never really had a particular interest in this game, but it's free so **** it, downloading!

+9 votes   media: Left 4 dead 2 WAS free
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 25 2013, 10:17pm replied:

It was cheaper until remington got their dirty hands on it.

+1 vote   media: ACR Best weapon ever
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 25 2013, 9:46pm replied:

5.45x39 doesn't damage with power, it's designed specifically to tumble, and it does so regardless of the velocity. In an AKS-74U, it only moves at around 735 m/s, almost as slow as the 7.62, yet it still manages to tumble. Its tip is hollow so it almost always tumbles with every shot.

+1 vote   media: 5.56x45 M855 vs. 7.62x39 M67
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 25 2013, 9:10pm says:

So where do you really live?

+1 vote   media: How Y’all, Youse, and You Guys Talk
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 25 2013, 9:00pm says:

This how you spend your Christmas? Well at least it isn't as bad as watching porn all day which is my Christmas. Watching ho, ho, hoes taking it in many holes, holes, holes.

+5 votes   media: Merry Gabemas
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 25 2013, 8:41pm replied:

You just commented.

+17 votes   media: Japan what are you doing?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 25 2013, 8:41pm replied:

I actually think Japan is ahead in evolution.

+8 votes   media: Japan what are you doing?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 25 2013, 5:22pm replied:

HALLELUJAH!

+6 votes   media: Merry Gabemas
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 23 2013, 8:17pm says:

Are you implying Santa ISN'T real? O.o

+3 votes   media: Presenting Fox
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 23 2013, 3:42pm says:

A part of me dies everytime someone's texture is set to "medium"

+1 vote   media: Swarms of enemies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 23 2013, 3:40pm says:

*ghostly wind gust with tumble weed*

+4 votes   group: Australia
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 23 2013, 1:54pm says:

I like these COD4 maps you make :)

+8 votes   media: Winter Crash Map Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 22 2013, 11:54pm replied:

It looks like a modified Midnight Sun

+2 votes   media: Updated model and textures for the AK-12
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 22 2013, 9:35pm replied:

He forgot his coffee and now this. What a really ****** day.

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 4 Beta Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 22 2013, 9:34pm says:

I think DICE got inspiration from your map Frostbite :P

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 4 Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 21 2013, 11:47pm says:

What does this have to deal with America?

+1 vote   media: Terrorist
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 21 2013, 11:46pm replied:

Hatas gonna hate.

+1 vote   media: 'Merika
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 21 2013, 6:03pm replied:

Dat wuz just 'Murica bringin' some democracy!... And some oil in Texas.

+1 vote   media: Funny stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 20 2013, 12:34pm says:

I swear it looked like bf2142 in the thumbnail.

+1 vote   media: BF4 cinematics
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 20 2013, 12:32pm says:

They made the muzzle flashes way too big IMO.

+1 vote   media: random BF4
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 20 2013, 12:28pm says:

Tatooine? :p

+4 votes   media: Some very random BF4 screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 20 2013, 11:33am replied:

**accepted

+2 votes   media: Funny stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 19 2013, 7:52am says:

Still kill it with fire!

+3 votes   media: C&H - Book Report
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 17 2013, 11:45pm says:

Who's the guy all the way on the right? He doesn't look familiar.

+4 votes   media: Some men...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 17 2013, 4:37pm says:

Good shot kid that was one in a million!

+3 votes   media: Silver Station Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 16 2013, 9:13pm replied:

Never question the significance of dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are the gods of awesomeness. T-Rex will forgive your heresy this time.

+2 votes   media: T-Rex Easter Egg
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 16 2013, 8:08pm says:

Gave the hair on my neck an erection.

+1 vote   media: Damien - Iced Earth
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2013, 6:39pm says:

I heard that he doesn't even like to touch little boys. What shame he brings.

+10 votes   media: ONN - Top News Makers of 2013
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2013, 5:08pm says:

lol

+4 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2013, 10:13am replied:

*people :P

+11 votes   media: Stuffra
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2013, 10:09am says:

Me want day trash can.

+8 votes   media: Stuffraga
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2013, 10:03am says:

Is that why the top of that pole looks like that?

+6 votes   media: Meanwhile in Israel...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2013, 10:02am replied:

In case you need to look cool when you type.

+17 votes   media: I always wondered how chinese keyboard looks like
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 12 2013, 11:44pm says:

Ouch, right into my manlihood!

+1 vote   media: Ohhh what's that?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 12 2013, 11:31pm replied:

Of course not. There's a lot of reasons, and I don't want to blame religion as much as other social attributes in Sweden's prosperity. I think the number one thing that made Sweden prosperous was their neutrality in many conflicts. Now that the EU threatened their economy to make them join, I think Sweden is going a bit downhill from here. Many small businesses in Sweden will go out of business increasing poverty and then more crime rates if the government won't take care of their welfare.

+1 vote   media: Prisons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 12 2013, 8:03am replied:

*whispers* you're still in the humor group.

+4 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 12 2013, 7:49am replied:

They could be dragon breath shells :P

+5 votes   media: Nugget Revolution
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 12 2013, 12:23am says:

It was a threesome, that's why.

+1 vote   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 12 2013, 12:21am says:

Small world.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 12 2013, 12:14am says:

Oh how many times I wanted to do that to someone...

+7 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 12 2013, 12:05am says:

I'm sick of your **** Larry.

+6 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 12 2013, 12:01am replied:

Damn right!

+2 votes   media: Even MORE Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 11 2013, 11:59pm replied:

I don't give a **** about your comment. I have never given a ****. I never will give a ****. Not ever.

+5 votes   media: Even MORE Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 11 2013, 11:57pm says:

I'm sorry but that was too predictable to be cleverly funny.

0 votes   media: Even MORE Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 11 2013, 11:47pm says:

Oh yeah? Detonate that bomb then you will become a nugget.

+9 votes   media: Nugget Revolution
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 11 2013, 8:00am replied:

That's not an NSV, that's the Chinese made Type 85 HMG that still fires the same round.

+1 vote   media: ZTZ-99
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 11 2013, 12:48am says:

It's okay, just blame it on the kool aid man.

+17 votes   media: OH YEAH!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 11 2013, 12:44am says: +9 votes   media: Countryball
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 11 2013, 12:15am replied:

Well I really like guns and I like to learn a lot about them but I've never actually shot a gun before. I know a lot about military guns and their history, and now I find the AR-15 to be a joke. It uses a direct impingement bolt system which is just to make it cheaper to make while making it very unreliable compared to guns with gas pistons.

+2 votes   media: „European Rotational Force 14-01“
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2013, 11:29pm says:

Dem spaghetti monsters are scary man.

+10 votes   media: Dare yourself to think?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2013, 4:34pm says:

Finally some tree shadows, it always kind of bothered me on Endor where the trees have no static shadows.

+2 votes   media: Nesmazzda Conflict Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2013, 4:31pm says:

The sky is amazing!

+2 votes   media: Nesmazzda Conflict Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 9 2013, 3:55pm replied:

Also lions are predators meaning the animals they hunt outnumber them ten to one, so hunting lions is a lot more devastating to the ecosystem then hunting a common prey animal.

+4 votes   media: Trophy Hunting
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 8 2013, 6:40pm replied:

It's a reaction to what the title says.

+3 votes   media: The survivor 2299 was fake
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 8 2013, 5:41pm replied:

Just whatever you do don't make them Black Water, many people will get their titties in a twist then this will become another debate group.

+1 vote   media: New Coming Faction "Private Military Company"
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 8 2013, 1:11am says:

The one character with some trace of thought...

+2 votes   media: RIP
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 7 2013, 1:24am replied:

*holds now-born group in arms wrapped in a blanket* it's a girl :3

+5 votes   media: Free Debate Community
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 6 2013, 6:03pm says:

Almost a repost Moddb.com

+2 votes   media: CATS...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 6 2013, 12:46am says: +6 votes   media: Nelson Mandela
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 6 2013, 12:21am says:

Gonna get some Troi huh ;)

+1 vote   media: Me as Commander Riker Halloween 2011
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 6 2013, 12:06am says:

Oh come on Chris stop grabbing your chair and fight like a man!

+4 votes   media: thingy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 6 2013, 12:05am says:

Has anyone seen Ender's Game? Imo, it's nothing compared to the book. No one would be able to understand it unless they read the book. It left out all the important stuff just to make it appeal to mainstream audiences. More explosions, lasers, and sexual tension and less of the evolution of the characters. Anyone else have any opinions?

+2 votes   group: Free Debate Community
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 10:52pm replied:

Heh heh yeah... Youtube.com

+3 votes   media: XKCD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 10:48pm replied:

But what about logical means of managing resources so that we're not hogging it all from other species?

+1 vote   media: Overpopulation
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 9:10pm says:

Tactical cookies incoming!

+1 vote   media: Just buy their goddamn cookies...please.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 9:08pm replied:

Dude, just the fact that The Onion confirms it is enough. The Onion is the most trust worthy news source in America.

+3 votes   media: The Onion: Pew Research Center Report
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 8:56pm replied:

You gotta admit, they still look pretty badass.

+2 votes   media: Iraqi Warriors
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 8:52pm says:

The guy in the middle looks a little stiff. I guess that's what artillery will do to you.

+3 votes   media: German Infantry
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 7:13pm replied:

They'll be the happiest. They get all the money then. They have no compassion.

+4 votes   media: Pity the rich
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 7:07pm replied:

Is it like a Hentai?

+3 votes   media: Space Communists
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 6:24pm says:

"Son put that back in my closet, now!"

+7 votes   media: Unicorn
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 6:23pm says:

At em' boy...

+9 votes   media: Good doggy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 6:17pm says:

I've read the book and seen the movie and I honestly don't understand what the punchline here is suppose to be.

+4 votes   media: XKCD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 2:30am says:

But they are freedom fighters! Just like Al Qaeda fighting off the Soviets and the Taliban in the fight against drugs. The government supported them so they must be freedom fighters right?

+1 vote   media: BBC Censored Footage
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 12:57am replied:

I think it's a pretty sexy gun, but it still isn't as good as the Serbian weapons.

+4 votes   media: „European Rotational Force 14-01“
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 12:52am says:

Why are they using M16's?
EDIT: I posted this before I saw your reply on the next image, ignore what I previously said.

+2 votes   media: „European Rotational Force 14-01“
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 4 2013, 7:48pm says:

The cannon on top looks like a flak 18 cannon used by the Germans in WWI and WWII. It fires an 88mm shell at a velocity of... I think I've gone a bit off topic here.

+9 votes   media: Another Theory
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 4 2013, 6:09pm replied:

*sniffs morning air* aaaahhhhh, what a great day for bloodshed :)

+3 votes   media: Strike at Karkand - new sky and lightning
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 4 2013, 12:09pm says:

Yes a Czech weapon :)

+5 votes   media: CZ805 by develop013 !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 3 2013, 4:23pm says:

Nice model and texture :)

+1 vote   media: AKM
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 3 2013, 4:22pm replied:

In real life, the RPK uses the PSO-1 scope which is the same scope on the dragunov.

0 votes   media: RPK
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 3 2013, 4:15pm replied:

In case you haven't heard "she wants the d" the d stands for **** and people use this phrase a lot. Always here to help the socially awkward moments with revelation.

+6 votes   media: D
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 3 2013, 4:13pm replied:

I enjoy watching innocence be destroyed.

+5 votes   media: D
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 3 2013, 4:06pm replied:

*RON PAUL 2016!

+9 votes   media: May someone cast this bitch out and feed the dog?!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 3 2013, 3:07pm says:

It's a trap!

+8 votes   media: .
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 3 2013, 7:41am replied:

OBAMA'S GAY YOLO SWAG LOL RON PAUL 2012!

+11 votes   media: May someone cast this bitch out and feed the dog?!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 3 2013, 12:32am says:

This actually made my day. Now I have something cheerful to think about to help me sleep.

+11 votes   media: stuff+
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 1 2013, 5:43pm says:

Is this some kind of inside joke?

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 1 2013, 5:39pm says:

You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round...

+7 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 30 2013, 1:21pm says:

Don't tell me you didn't read this in a Russian accent.

+7 votes   media: OH LAWD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 30 2013, 12:15pm says:

Called a horse gay? PUT HIM TO DEATH!

+8 votes   media: People That Are Having a Really Bad Day (Pt-2)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 30 2013, 12:14pm replied:

Where's that black angel when you need him?

+7 votes   media: People That Are Having a Really Bad Day (Pt-2)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2013, 3:11am says:

Disco ****? *starts boogying*

+6 votes   media: I Do Hope Those Are Typos.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2013, 3:08am says:

I want to go where that's allowed.

+6 votes   media: I Do Hope Those Are Typos.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2013, 3:07am replied:

Seems the **** hit the fan.

+5 votes   media: I Do Hope Those Are Typos.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2013, 3:00am says:

Always at the crossfire of crazy Europeans : /

+13 votes   media: Poor Estonia
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 28 2013, 10:40pm says:

So what's the humor?

+5 votes   media: Pumpkin Chunkin' 2013
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 28 2013, 7:46pm says:

Well at least they're not flying turds.

+10 votes   media: I Do Hope Those Are Typos.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 28 2013, 7:40pm says:

Actually this is pretty honest.

+9 votes   media: I Do Hope Those Are Typos.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 28 2013, 4:37pm says:

Now I know where to inject my drugs to get immediate effect.

+6 votes   media: Dumping these here
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 28 2013, 11:57am says:

Yes, no more bots crowding at a wall thinking "why can't I go through here?" :)

+9 votes   article: Developer Diary #22 - Dnamro
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 27 2013, 10:29pm says:

Clever girl...

+8 votes   media: MASSIVE Dump commencing.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 27 2013, 10:21pm says:

Way to deter your male customers.

+4 votes   media: MASSIVE Dump commencing.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 27 2013, 10:16pm says:

*follows truck*

+10 votes   media: MASSIVE Dump commencing.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 27 2013, 9:52pm replied:

Uni'cone'

+4 votes   media: MASSIVE Dump commencing.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 27 2013, 11:42am says:

The difference is one of them you want to squeeze, the other is the woman's breasts... Wait...

+5 votes   media: I See What You Did There!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 27 2013, 11:38am replied:

Alien mating rituals

+4 votes   media: Is it lava?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 26 2013, 10:40am replied:

There was no **** scene so I didn't watch it.

+14 votes   media: I'm that girl from twilight....
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 25 2013, 5:40pm replied:

And while inside a vagina.

+2 votes   media: XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 25 2013, 5:24pm replied:

Den 'Murica came in and defeated dem Nazis! Den we dealt with dem Indians ourselves! Den we gave dem Indians casinos and Johnny Walker Black, just so they weren't too unhappy 'bout 'Murica bringin' democracy!

+2 votes   media: country balls
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 11:20pm says:

*fap fap fap fap*

+3 votes   media: 'Murica
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 11:15pm replied:

If I get a curing gene inside my sperm, will I finally get laid? Sebastiansgames.com

+1 vote   media: Genetic Engineering
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 10:41pm replied:

Did they also let you shoot the cannon? :D

+2 votes   media: Me,enjoying my life at the maximum last weekend
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 10:37pm says:

Looks like they have bad FOV with those helmets.

+2 votes   media: Mercs and Soldiers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 10:37pm says:

Glowing bullets :D

+2 votes   media: Futuristic soldiers and mercs
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 10:32pm replied:

Just a 'Murican thing :)

+2 votes   media: What else would guys want to see most?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 10:29pm says:

Threesome anyone? :D

+1 vote   media: Funny And Clever Wedding Photos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 10:29pm says:

AW **** RAN OUT OF TIME! GIVE ME ANOTHER QUARTER!

+2 votes   media: Funny And Clever Wedding Photos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 10:28pm says:

He's getting some of the good stuff :)

+2 votes   media: Funny And Clever Wedding Photos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 10:27pm says:

Battle Star Galactica cover?

+2 votes   media: Funny And Clever Wedding Photos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 10:20pm says:

THAT'S TOTALLY FABULOUS!

+3 votes   media: Funny And Clever Wedding Photos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 10:18pm says:

Killing hipsters is too mainstream YOLO

+5 votes   media: XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 10:16pm replied:

More like a cell's membrane.

+2 votes   media: XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2013, 10:16pm says:

The wolf looks like he's saying THIS IS SPARTA!!!

+6 votes   media: XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 23 2013, 4:07pm says:

Yeah it's a good idea if you don't mind having it popped and therefore unable to be used as a ball.

+3 votes   media: Teachers Caught Being Awesome
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 23 2013, 4:04pm says:

If I saw this I'd stop taking the drug I was taking at the moment.

+2 votes   media: Teachers Caught Being Awesome
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 23 2013, 3:56pm replied:

It is. He just gets out of the car, beats the **** out of that woman, and takes another car.

+3 votes   media: People That Are Having a Really Bad Day
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 23 2013, 11:29am says:

Legalize drugs and outlaw putting children in religious schools and you'd see the crime level plummet down like the grand canyon.

+2 votes   media: Prisons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 23 2013, 10:27am says:

Mmm extra protein. :)

+10 votes   media: People That Are Having a Really Bad Day
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 23 2013, 10:24am says:

Karma ^^

+4 votes   media: People That Are Having a Really Bad Day
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 23 2013, 10:18am says:

No it izint. Hees exajrating.

+10 votes   media: OMGZISHSOTRUEZ
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 22 2013, 4:19pm says:

FIRAH!

+5 votes   media: People Caught Having Fun at Work
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 22 2013, 4:16pm says:

Pedobear is watching.

+13 votes   media: People Caught Having Fun at Work
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 21 2013, 2:49pm says:

Dat name

+15 votes   media: Some Extremely Unfortunate Names
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 21 2013, 2:37pm replied:

Yeah, the Marines play the PS4. SEALS play the PC.

+11 votes   media: Have some stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 21 2013, 2:34pm says:

Her teachers must've gave her some impressive recommendations.

+6 votes   media: Some Extremely Unfortunate Names
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 20 2013, 7:18am says:

I wonder Winston, do you find all of these tests by trying to access some naughty porn? :P

+1 vote   media: Jung Typology Test
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 19 2013, 11:06pm replied:

I would believe it if it weren't for that generic vehicles explosion to the right lol

+3 votes   media: Battlefield 2: Final War ingame screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 19 2013, 10:51pm says:

This seems more like criticism of our country where we're told we can be anything but it turns out you have no choice but to serve the corporate elites and you can't follow your dreams if they don't give someone profit.

+7 votes   media: Your Future
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 18 2013, 4:16pm replied:

Well it was still a dictatorship but the point is that the US doesn't give a **** about that, they only invaded because of the reasons listed above. Greed controls our government. We have good financial ties with plenty of other dictatorships that you never hear about where people are also being oppressed.

+2 votes   media: Facts about Libya
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 18 2013, 2:24pm replied:

Ignorance is not knowing the truth, willful ignorance is what you're looking for.

+3 votes   media: definition of stupid
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 17 2013, 7:32pm says: +1 vote   media: Jesus Is Watching
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 17 2013, 3:48pm replied:

In Sweden, women are starting a fight against men slouching on public transportation. Why? Because males slouch to show dominance of chairs in their patriarchy...

+2 votes   media: Malalalalalaaaaaaa
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 17 2013, 3:43pm says:

Damn straight.

+3 votes   media: Evolution vs Dogma
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 17 2013, 3:42pm says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH T-REX SINCE I WAS A WEE BOY!!!!

+2 votes   media: Jesus vs Dinosaurs
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 17 2013, 3:41pm says:

Well maybe if you stop praying for favors, he won't think you're trying to take advantage of him.

+4 votes   media: I gave myself to jesus
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 17 2013, 3:39pm says:

"Though shall not drink in vein"

+2 votes   media: Jesus
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 17 2013, 3:37pm says:

What is that cop doing? He should be protecting us by pulling over black people instead of wasting his time trying to stop crime.

+6 votes   media: random spidey
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 17 2013, 3:14pm says:

Do anything to keep the sex.

+14 votes   media: Google is not necessary...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 17 2013, 2:27am says:

We need that **** over here!

+15 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia . . .
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 16 2013, 12:26pm replied:

Cdn.crushable.com you should've expected something as such.

+4 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 16 2013, 9:23am replied: +8 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 16 2013, 9:21am says:

...until he finds out that his dad only bought new clothes for Christmas.

+10 votes   media: You'll never be as happy as this kid...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2013, 11:09pm says:

Bring out the flamethrowers!

+1 vote   media: MJ?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2013, 11:07pm says:

How I write my essays to give the impression that I care about what I'm saying.

+1 vote   media: Anime...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2013, 11:05pm says:

Indeed.

+1 vote   media: Still Thinking...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2013, 11:02pm says:

With Jon Stewart :)

+2 votes   media: Fox Comedy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2013, 6:51pm says:

Forward Nobel steed! Make way through the waves!

+8 votes   media: One Does Not Simply Walk To Mordor...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 13 2013, 7:27pm says:

He seems to be moooooving pretty fast.

+14 votes   media: Podracing
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 13 2013, 5:44pm replied:

I'd love to see it. It would be like a food fight but with guns lol

+1 vote   media: Guns Don't Kill People
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 13 2013, 2:18pm says:

Dat sky

+4 votes   media: Zatar wetlands: updated lighting settings
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 11 2013, 4:05pm replied:

Ever since Bad Company and 1943, I've been paranoid.

+2 votes   media: NOPE
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 11 2013, 12:19am says:

Come on, bone her when he's not looking! I must play it on my PC!

+12 votes   media: NOPE
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 11 2013, 12:11am says:

Such feels
Ow :(

+8 votes   media: much doge
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 11 2013, 12:03am replied:

They'll replace the protocols that'll save your life for ads and fart sound though.

+9 votes   media: Random
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 10 2013, 4:02pm says:

much dough
wow

+9 votes   media: much doge
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 10 2013, 4:01pm says: +5 votes   media: very doge
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 10 2013, 11:12am says:

Well at least he isn't *** raping you.

+1 vote   media: C AND H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 10 2013, 11:11am says:

The list will grow...

+1 vote   media: C AND H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 10 2013, 11:08am says:

A Klingon never makes a second trip.

+1 vote   media: Honor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 10 2013, 10:56am says: +2 votes   media: Truth
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 9 2013, 12:37am replied:

Did it... SURPRISE you!?! >:)

+2 votes   media: country ball comics
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 9 2013, 12:32am says:

Yeah ^.^

+10 votes   media: Personal Trainer Cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 7 2013, 11:20pm replied:

DEM MARTIANS HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOMS! DROP A NUKE ON THOSE COMMIES TO PROTECT 'MURICA!

+6 votes   media: MARS !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 7 2013, 3:46pm says:

Awesome camouflage :)

+2 votes   media: soldiers in ecuador
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 7 2013, 3:45pm says:

Tanks from bf2 :)

+2 votes   media: ori 1 for sides of the page
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 6 2013, 11:13pm says:

*sees the only extraction helicopter go down* **** happens :/

+1 vote   media: haywire
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 6 2013, 11:01pm says:

Coop is a bitch because bots keep going back and forth on street corners and take 10 minutes to get to a flag.

+2 votes   media: Realitymod 1
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 6 2013, 8:19pm says:

Why did he die so soon? :(

+1 vote   media: Hitler Plans to Throw Bottle at Bieber
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 6 2013, 7:28pm replied:

Nope, while he will be blowing up this universe, my big bang would be creating another for we live in a multiverse :)

+1 vote   media: More C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 6 2013, 4:15pm says:

Fore grip and bipod... *brain short circuits*

+2 votes   media: Random AR15-style Rifle - My first
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 5 2013, 5:30pm replied:

Mine would cause the next Big Bang.

+3 votes   media: More C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 5 2013, 5:14pm replied:

Sweden has been a good boy for a while until the EU showed up.

+3 votes   media: More C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 5 2013, 1:55pm replied:

I never expected C&H would do something odd! I'm shocked! :O

+3 votes   media: More C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 5 2013, 1:54pm replied:

I disagree. He seemed very concerned with border security issues on the land/hell border.

+6 votes   media: Even More C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 5 2013, 1:46pm says:

So that's the white stuff they've always been walking on. A lot less disgusting than my original thought.

+3 votes   media: Even More C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 5 2013, 9:38am says:

Still better than Mac.

+4 votes   media: So doge :o
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 5 2013, 9:25am says:

No tits, no hits.

+8 votes   media: Even More C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 4 2013, 7:34am says:

He's like that crazy girlfriend who loves you so much she'll torture you if you leave her.

+9 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 3 2013, 9:52pm replied:

Well I get ***** everyday and they aren't always in the mood. Besides, I need some way to relieve my weird fantasies that would be considered a crime in real life. :)

+2 votes   media: Where I do most of my thinking
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 3 2013, 12:51pm replied:

You mean it's not on Neptune!?

+19 votes   media: CNN In A Nutshell
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 3 2013, 10:17am says: +5 votes   media: Deep Down Inside
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 2 2013, 5:10pm replied:

Ah, so I guess you live with your parent(s) then huh.

+2 votes   media: Loser Bingo
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 2 2013, 1:54am replied:

Out of curiosity, what do you do for a living?

+2 votes   media: Loser Bingo
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 1 2013, 10:57pm says:

***** always making up excuses trolololol.

+5 votes   media: Scumbag God
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 1 2013, 10:42pm says:

You went to college? Seems like everybody is more productive and ambitious than I am :/

+3 votes   media: Loser Bingo
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 1 2013, 7:47pm says:

Like 90% of this explains me.

+2 votes   media: Loser Bingo
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 31 2013, 8:46pm replied:

Lol I'll have to find time to check those links you posted on my page, it sounds interesting.

+1 vote   media: Excommunicate Traitorus
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 30 2013, 7:09pm says:

*experiences PTSD episode*

+11 votes   media: 2spooks
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 30 2013, 7:08pm says:

I need one of these in my house.

+18 votes   media: Shut up and take my money!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 30 2013, 7:47am says:

Is someone going to tell him there's an enemy right next to him?

+2 votes   media: C9A2 and M16A4 w/ M320
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 29 2013, 10:25pm says:

A gentleman's gun.

+1 vote   media: Shuman's armored carriage
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 29 2013, 10:15pm replied:

When it kills anything on a 100m diameter, then accuracy is meaningless :)

+2 votes   media: 203mm B-4M
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 29 2013, 10:07pm says:

O.O

+2 votes   media: 203mm B-4 howitzer
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 29 2013, 9:58pm says:

How the war was won...

+2 votes   media: Halt hammerzeit
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 29 2013, 7:44am says:

Dat temptation

+1 vote   media: cat and fishe
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 29 2013, 7:42am says:

Cat philosophical questions :)

+3 votes   media: bad cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 28 2013, 10:18pm says:

Uh... Oh look, a distraction from reality. Excuse me...

+13 votes   media: Like Father, Like Son
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 28 2013, 6:59pm says:

And when he eats a bean burrito, it becomes the holy hand grenade.

+3 votes   media: holy s...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 28 2013, 6:55pm replied:

To be honest, I think TLOU deserved that award. I think it had the best campaign story.

+1 vote   media: C&H:crazy hobo
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 28 2013, 12:53am says:

Isn't that a form of just ignoring them? I mean even if they are full of ****, we shouldn't close our eyes and ears from them.

+1 vote   media: Excommunicate Traitorus
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 27 2013, 9:58pm replied:

It is, just not about romantic love... however C&H manages to make things creepy in their cartoons, so it could be.

+2 votes   media: C&H: Reunion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 27 2013, 9:53pm says:

Every time I hear Joel now, I think of The Last of Us. I'm obsessed with the game.

+4 votes   media: C&H:crazy hobo
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 27 2013, 9:49pm replied:

NEIN! DAS IST HERESY! HEIL C&H!

+7 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 27 2013, 8:27pm says:

The booty warrior approves.

+2 votes   media: Cyanide
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 27 2013, 3:13pm says:

What is that in the distance? Looks like a balloon but I wouldn't take my word on it.

+1 vote   media: Gold Beach
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 25 2013, 4:59pm says:

What? If you did would you actually choose someone over her? I'd take her if you don't want her.

+4 votes   media: Adam and Eve - love
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 24 2013, 12:10pm says:

I don't know why but the way he looks, tells me he's a cocky douche, so I felt satisfaction from this.

+16 votes   media: Black Humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 23 2013, 8:08pm says:

I guess that's why the color red represents communism. :p

+17 votes   media: Reds in the house
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 23 2013, 7:58pm says:

Proof of evolution: this gorilla has knows it better than most humans do :)

+2 votes   media: Gorilla awesome
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 22 2013, 10:09pm says:

Seems legit.

+12 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 22 2013, 10:04pm says:

Lies! Kill all who speak ill of video games!

+19 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 22 2013, 8:31pm replied:

I know, I hear Putin has a special one that magically gives you the knowledge of how to ride a bear.

+3 votes   media: Me,enjoying my life at the maximum last weekend
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 22 2013, 12:14pm says:

I honestly don't know, but I do know it's not music, movies, or videogames. That's just stupid to think that.

+6 votes   media: School Shooting
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 21 2013, 10:25pm says:

The boss will never notice they're missing...

+1 vote   media: Meanwhile in Russia . . .
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 21 2013, 3:20pm says:

If anyone ever points a gun at a kitty, I will gain custody of their *** and rip it apart.

+4 votes   media: Funny_Cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 21 2013, 3:12pm replied:

As long as it's only 5 times a day, it's alright.

+7 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 21 2013, 3:05pm says:

Might want to put a seat belt for the chair.

+6 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia . . .
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 21 2013, 7:58am says:

Touche.

+1 vote   media: Getting What You Want
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 20 2013, 9:34pm says:

Insult to sheep :O

+1 vote   media: Tea Party
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 20 2013, 8:16pm replied:

There's a damn good reason people think that voting won't change anything in favor of the populace. BTW riots are an effective way to make politicians **** their pants. Like if you included corrupt politicians in the death penalty, you'd see a lot of corruption going down. Politicians are pretty easy to scare.

+1 vote   media: Federal or Parliamentary republic?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 20 2013, 8:12pm replied:

I'm pretty sure he's just making fun.

+4 votes   media: Saving the Titanic
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 20 2013, 7:54pm replied:

...because of**

+10 votes   media: Burn
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 18 2013, 7:20pm says:

Job(s)

+6 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia . . .
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 18 2013, 2:23pm replied:

The fact that not a single riot has come out of this government shut down tells me that we have a fascist state simply because the people are too ******* stupid, lazy, and bought off to ever rebel against an oppressor. Everyone complains about this stuff as long as they're sitting down in their homes and not throwing petrol bombs at government buildings and policemen.

+3 votes   media: Federal or Parliamentary republic?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 18 2013, 1:37pm replied:

Holy **** in Michigan I wear shorts in the cold seasons... I need to get a wife to beat!

+1 vote   media: Meanwhile in Russia . . .
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 17 2013, 7:45am says:

This spot is reserved for amphibious cars.

+11 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia . . .
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 17 2013, 7:44am says:

I guess a professional gamer was forced to live with filthy casuals, and had to improvise.

+16 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia . . .
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 15 2013, 9:40am says:

That's a damn good question.

+5 votes   media: funny-cats
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 15 2013, 9:40am says:

The left one is leh fancy cat.

+1 vote   media: cats in wedding
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 15 2013, 9:39am says:

Let your cat play for a little ******* while lady, it'll be good for him.

+5 votes   media: fat-cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 15 2013, 9:32am says:

I would pop that guy's god damn knee off for threatening that cat.

+2 votes   media: surrended cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 15 2013, 9:24am says:

FUS ROH DAH!

+2 votes   media: Moving off making fun of congress (for now)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 15 2013, 9:12am says:

...which is why he paid corporations to make the weapons and vehicles for WWI?

+1 vote   media: Theodore Roosevelt
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 14 2013, 8:09pm says:

You mean for the eagle right...

+1 vote   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 14 2013, 8:08pm says:

Just put a cheese burger out and it'll be a turkey shoot :)

+1 vote   media: Deer_Hunter
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 14 2013, 8:05pm replied:

Whew! That was a close one!

+1 vote   media: Whats left of my truck
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 14 2013, 6:07pm replied:

Whatever direction it is, it won't be One Direction, see my point?

+3 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 13 2013, 8:43pm replied:

I'm getting tired of up-voting you all, I no longer see a point to this.

+6 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 11 2013, 5:22pm replied:

Like I said, you can all suck it!

+1 vote   media: A poem
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 10 2013, 4:18pm replied:

You can all suck it****

+1 vote   media: A poem
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 8 2013, 10:52pm replied:

Yes.

+2 votes   media: METRO
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 8 2013, 10:49pm says:

Dat tank crew hat.

+2 votes   media: Me,enjoying my life at the maximum last weekend
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 6 2013, 11:13pm says:

Enterprise D > everything else

+3 votes   media: End Game
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 6 2013, 11:04pm says:

They should add sharks to the water that occasionally kill a soldier if they stay in the water long enough. :)

+1 vote   media: Siege of Shanghai cinematic
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 6 2013, 10:52pm says:

He still gets pussy so I still feel ******.

+7 votes   media: If your ever feeling down...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 6 2013, 7:13pm says:

Every man's dream to pet kitties :3

+12 votes   media: Every time we're bored at home..... -_-
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 6 2013, 7:43am replied:

Don't call kitties 'it.'

+1 vote   media: My siberian cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 5 2013, 9:19am replied:

"firefighters battle hornets" I was expecting to see mini fighter jets having dogfights with them in an epic battle. PEW PEW! BOOM!

+4 votes   media: NOPE
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 4 2013, 9:47pm says:

BEARS!

+2 votes   media: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 Trailer
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 4 2013, 4:19pm replied:

The mainstream drinks water, I drink wine. SWAG YOLO.

+3 votes   media: Hipster Faith
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 3 2013, 10:41pm says:

The Republicans have crippled the nation and took it hostage as a threat to get their beliefs across. Sounds like... TERRORISM?

+1 vote   media: Republicans
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 3 2013, 10:29pm says:

Poor kitty :O

+1 vote   media: Puss-in-Pipes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 2 2013, 11:31pm says:

Is this from a video game? If so what's it called?

+1 vote   media: Dark Angels
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 2 2013, 6:18pm says:

Actually Obama has not spoken ill of Israel before, but he has this boner for Turkey lol

+4 votes   media: pic
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 2 2013, 4:44pm replied:

It's a vegetable!... Maybe... Possibly... I'm not sure anymore.

+13 votes   media: Have some more stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 2 2013, 4:40pm says:

The end should've been BABAAAAAAALLLLLSSSSS then it would make sense.

+5 votes   media: Have some more stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 2 2013, 10:09am says:

It's only legal when we do it!

+7 votes   media: Opium - Afghanistan
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2013, 4:15pm replied:

At the back of the library :)

+5 votes   media: Things and stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2013, 3:40pm says:

He finally found his calling.

+13 votes   media: Failure to Launch
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 29 2013, 9:07pm replied:

What was so special about 3 days?

+1 vote   media: Njupeskär, Älvdalen
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 28 2013, 1:04am replied:

When I comment on this mod, I usually refer to the whole development team. I know you don't do meshing JONES. :)

+5 votes   media: Alpha Project EoTech Magnifier Animations
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 27 2013, 4:37pm says:

Awesome! I see you added bullets to the magazine like I suggested :D

+7 votes   media: Alpha Project EoTech Magnifier Animations
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 27 2013, 4:32pm replied:

Actually it was even bad when Joseph Stalin was in power. In fact, right before Lenin died, he wrote on his will that Joseph shouldn't be in power because he was worried that he was deviating from what Communism was about, however Joseph made sure no one saw that.

+2 votes   media: Karl Marx Quote
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 27 2013, 4:28pm says:

This would make a great bumper sticker.

+5 votes   media: Truth in it's purest form
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 27 2013, 4:28pm says:

Damn straight.

+12 votes   media: The way it's done
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 25 2013, 5:16pm says:

You should hang it on something so the water is pulled down by gravity.

+1 vote   media: China Memes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 25 2013, 5:13pm replied:

Open-winded lol I meant open-minded.

+3 votes   media: My Political Compass
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 25 2013, 4:39pm replied:

****, when I was a kid, I would've been excited to go out into the woods.

+1 vote   media: Love
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 25 2013, 12:23am says:

Religion is used by parents to control children, by making fearful at all times. It's sickening.

+6 votes   media: Love
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 24 2013, 10:21pm says:

Funny how the U.S. completely ignores the dictatorships in countries that sell oil to us but exaggerate the dictators of countries that aren't dependent on the U.S.

+5 votes   media: Controversial Humor 2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 24 2013, 4:30pm says:

"This parking space is reserved."

+3 votes   media: Battlefield 4 !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 24 2013, 7:38am replied:

Personally, I don't see the big deal about that music video. I never liked her music so there's nothing for me to feel ashamed about.

+1 vote   media: AC/DC
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 23 2013, 5:45pm says:

Isn't it kind of unfair to have a tank? It just makes you invincible.

+2 votes   media: update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 21 2013, 8:43am says:

Dat's da way gawd intended maridge to be! Dem **** doin' it awll wronga!

+2 votes   media: Biblical Morality
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 19 2013, 7:14pm says:

Who wouldn't want a Jedi chick?

+2 votes   media: Republic Commando
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 19 2013, 4:31pm says:

Man down!

+4 votes   media: USMC HD Soldier Textures Ingame
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 19 2013, 7:03am replied:

I did what you see there... Wait.

+4 votes   media: Skyrim
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 19 2013, 6:57am says:

I sometimes smile at my crotch, it's my only friend Einzigland.com

+15 votes   media: Facts.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 18 2013, 8:42pm replied:

...and then it turns out the bear was actually the booty warrior wanting some of Chris Hanson.

+9 votes   media: I have candy :D
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 18 2013, 5:34pm says:

I wouldn't eat out of that bowl.

+12 votes   media: Human cereal bowl
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 18 2013, 7:30am replied:

I've ****** some ****.

+14 votes   media: Skyrim
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 16 2013, 9:18pm replied:

The brave, the proud, the mass hysteria.

+7 votes   media: So true...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 14 2013, 7:03pm says:

I know what to sing my children to help them sleep.

+16 votes   media: Break your neck and die
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 14 2013, 12:50pm says:

Looks like something out of a nightmare... like it :)

+2 votes   media: METRO
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 14 2013, 12:50pm says:

Damn if he didn't have that mask I bet we would see that he's scared shitless lol

+2 votes   media: METRO
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 13 2013, 7:58am replied:

I'm sorry but that isn't the Reich answer.

+7 votes   media: Oh Jew!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 12 2013, 7:58pm says:

Over time my views started to become a bit more radical, almost to the end of the green quadrant. I'm only hoping it's wisdom but I try not to make myself think that because the more comfortable you become with a belief, the less open-winded you become.

+3 votes   media: My Political Compass
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 12 2013, 7:54pm replied:

Preach it brothers and sisters! Hallelujah!

+4 votes   media: Warning
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 12 2013, 7:31pm says:

Natural Selection taking place. Watch and learn.

+18 votes   media: so...he aint makeing any kids
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2013, 11:37pm replied:

Now I see that their country isn't the only mother they love :P

+12 votes   media: have some stuff (Mix version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2013, 11:35pm replied:

Double burn. Get out the extinguisher.

+9 votes   media: have some stuff (Mix version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 5 2013, 5:29pm says:

I wouldn't mind lol

+10 votes   media: Lets just hope she won't fart....
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 4 2013, 11:06pm says:

That face tells me if I make a comeback, he'll always have a better one and destroy my soul.

+32 votes   media: Your mom
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 4 2013, 11:04pm says:

What movie is this?

+1 vote   media: Trolls
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2013, 9:14pm says:

Frostbite is a myth, no need to worry...

+4 votes   media: Having fun in ww2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2013, 9:08pm replied: +1 vote   media: Having fun in WW2 part 2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2013, 9:06pm replied:

*pieces

+5 votes   media: Having fun in WW2 part 2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2013, 7:01pm says:

Zat iz impossible!

+7 votes   media: GIF dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 31 2013, 9:49pm replied:

More like an Anaconda.

+5 votes   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 31 2013, 1:25pm says:

This has to be from The Onion.

+13 votes   media: What the...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 31 2013, 1:10pm says:

Children are vulnerable to such words, but adults should face truth no matter how hurtful it might seem.

+1 vote   media: words have power
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 31 2013, 12:52pm says:

I would like to read his book(s) what are the name(s) of his book(s)?

+3 votes   media: CIA
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 31 2013, 12:41pm replied:

Also on our televisions there are tons of commercials for joining the military, bringing propaganda to everyone.

+2 votes   media: more from the illuminati and the west
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 31 2013, 12:24pm replied:

Don't be so offensive, they're obviously from 'Muricans.

+3 votes   media: Name*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 29 2013, 12:27pm says:

I think the pen in my pocket grew bigger.

+3 votes   media: Isnt the ground cold?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 29 2013, 12:09pm says:

I still have somewhat the playfulness of a child so... SPLASH

+2 votes   media: China Memes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2013, 11:40pm says:

"Mam I believe I have injured my genitals, can you help me?"
"Actually it's my brake, Bruce here will help you"
*big muscle guy comes in*
"I'm feeling better already, no need"

+2 votes   media: Serbian Medical Assistant
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2013, 11:37pm replied:

Has to be simply because it was uploaded by HawkEye :P

+3 votes   media: (Guess the Country) Soldier
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2013, 11:28pm replied:

Someone's got a bigger **** than someone else, that's what's happening.

+2 votes   media: civil war
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2013, 11:14pm replied:

I kind of have a thing for marksman rifles heh

+1 vote   media: AK5C ingame
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2013, 3:00pm says:

My cats when the vacuum gets turned on :3

+1 vote   media: cute cat2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2013, 2:58pm says:

No, just no. That's embarrassing to the cat.

+1 vote   media: dressed cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2013, 2:57pm says:

KITTIES! SO CUTE!

+4 votes   media: Unlikely Friendship
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2013, 2:51pm says:

Why did you hide their names? We need to know which ones are plaguing the species.
BTW Mexico

+17 votes   media: Name*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2013, 2:49pm says:

The military has the technology to harness the power of black magic.

+15 votes   media: Name*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 27 2013, 10:18pm replied:

Better than burning and suffering for eternity.

+8 votes   media: Google
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 26 2013, 9:20pm says:

Cute :)

+1 vote   media: Weird, Funny, Awesome or whatever
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 25 2013, 11:41pm says:

Preach it brothah!

+24 votes   media: Video games
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 25 2013, 8:43pm replied:

Brilliant.

+1 vote   media: Hebrew Roots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 25 2013, 8:05pm replied:

I would not refer to this thing as hot.

-4 votes   media: Redhead doing a hot solo
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 25 2013, 1:21pm replied:

Ugly? I get an erection everytime I use it!

+6 votes   media: PLA Weapon Renders W.I.P.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2013, 7:03pm replied:

Sorry, I was thinking of what I would do with that silencer...

+1 vote   media: Russian Soldier