Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Commie propaganda! Yuos just wan' take our freedoms away!
It's a small island. Cars would make things more difficult there. You can cross the whole island on bike in several hours.
Patriotism is doing what's best for your country, not for your leaders... oops forgot this was the humor group.
Smells like a Capitalist Utopia.
Living in Michigan, this isn't news to me.
Well then where is my 10 meter beard?
Am I missing a third meaning for 'stat'?
Sick *****, eating just half and leaving the rest to bleed to death D:
This was actually pretty clever.
The nerve of that kid.
Same ****, different day.
My heart never thought about date raping my brain... just my bladder.
I knew this day would come... load up the flame throwers.
Iraq knows that feeling. :)
How's the weather down there?
Where's Estonia begging the Nordics to take him away?
Look, I've slipped on my back like that many times. It needs to happen at a very specific angle to cause fractures, otherwise you just get back hurting for a few days.
4:58 dat old guy Fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net
You know sibling rivalry is an instinct we evolved in order to kill off the weaker siblings. The only reason my older brother exists... Youtube.com
Preparing for the apocalypse obviously.
When my teacher asks what could've been more important than doing my homework...
Don't look him in the eyes.
With a small, orange suction cup at the end that never ******* sticks.
I'm sure the tapes show the house owner doing the abusing. Plus, too many people antagonize burglars. If you want to frame someone, implying your a burglar doesn't help unless you're telling the truth. In this case, the lawbreaker caught a real criminal.
You rack disciprine!
A friend ;_;
Cats are more independent and act more like man-children than obedient, loyal pets.