Just because you share blood with your parents, doesn't mean you owe them any allegience. You have no obligation to represent your parents and they have no right to represent you.
Still not as bad as the movie adaptations of Dr. Sues.
Don't ever challenge an Asian in a fight.
This is our future folks. We'll be nostalgic for the old times and our kids would be using modern technology.
My life in paleontology has been a lie.
Sir we're outmatched, they have superior sanction technology.
I heart dinosaurs.
It's that Dino blood man. Hollow bones are no obstacle to badassery.
Around 250 mya we descended from reptiles.
At least the second message gives you the right to be angry.
Son, you rack disciprine! No food fo week!
It's required of all teachers to draw squiggles in red with exclamation marks to make students feel like they ****** something up.
They shall be learnt
His grammar is killing me.
No it's a bird.
Iguanas are awesome.
Makes more sense than being afraid of your car flipping when on a civilian highway.
Actually I remember a long time ago there were rumors of the US military funding research into strapping bombs to dolphins and training them to go to enemy targets, like how the Soviets used dogs.
In Lebanon, they have internet on for only one hour a day and it's slow as hell.
And don't trust your uncle.
I don't get it: those women took pictures of themselves to please certain men, yet it's sexism when men look at them?
Found the Mythbusters today
Mmm they'd make a nice touch to my Satanic stue.
You had me squinting my eyes and tilting my head for five minutes.
Shhhh, no tears, only dreams now...
We're being taken over by **** fetishists.
With all the amens every family makes at their dinners, you'd think we would've eradicated starvation and disease.