I am very passionate about civil rights for lazy people.

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Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 25 2015, 7:37pm says: +1 vote   media: shhhh...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 25 2015, 2:57pm says:

You're pretty stupid to do something like that when in a stall. They could break into your stall and do all kinds of unspeakable things. My biggest fear is to be raped when I'm taking a dump.... I think I just ruined the fun here.

+2 votes   media: Something from the archives
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 8 2015, 3:21pm replied:

I can understand. Christians were once the same way: peasants screaming BURN THEM! BUUUURN THEM!! And we mock people who call it a peaceful religion, but right now even Christians and atheists are calling Islam a peaceful religion while being scared to criticize it. Bill Maher got a lot of hate for his criticism of Islam from people who openly criticize Christians, and this is the kind of behavior we need to stop. Just because our government and CEOs are the ones waging war against the Middle East doesn't mean we should patronize them or feel guilty for criticizing their beliefs.

+3 votes   media: Mocking Mohammed
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 4 2015, 4:19am says:

Pedobear approves.

+3 votes   media: Would you open the door for him?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 26 2014, 9:40pm says:

Gotta change my pants.

+1 vote   media: Alpha Project 0.3 Beta Teaser Trailer
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 14 2014, 2:15am says:

daaaaayum straight.

+1 vote   media: A trilogy of random images
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 9 2014, 3:21am says:

Someone call the cops on this guy!... Oh.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2014, 11:28pm says:

We're video game extremists.

+3 votes   media: John Cleese on Extremism
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 23 2014, 3:03am replied:

I really hope you're right because this looks like a seizure to me.

+1 vote   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 22 2014, 12:04pm says:

Well at least no one's going HUE HUE HUE HUE

+2 votes   media: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 22 2014, 12:02pm says: +1 vote   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 22 2014, 11:58am says:

This actually isn't funny to me. Have any of you ever seen a cat go into a seizure? The camera man is retarded.

+1 vote   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 18 2014, 6:35pm says:

Well at least it wasn't a fruitcake! *ba dum tsss*

+1 vote   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 1 2014, 6:08pm replied:

This is what they look like without their robes

+3 votes   media: See if you can spot the difference
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 31 2014, 3:02pm says:

Well McDonald's also requires you to have a high school degree. Pretty stupid to go through 4 years of torture just to clean bathrooms or take people's orders all day.

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 31 2014, 2:59pm says:

Well if it was dawn then the static shadows should be stretched and some places shouldn't be lit at all.

+4 votes   media: SOW3.0 beta: immersive combat toys
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 18 2014, 1:06am replied:

Burning. Cooler. I see what you did there.

+1 vote   media: Rappin' for Jesus
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 16 2014, 1:08pm says:

Why is diet beer so popular? Don't call it light, it's diet.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 9 2014, 10:03pm says:

Time to get the phosphorous...

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 4 2014, 5:23pm says: +4 votes   media: Jaysus
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 23 2014, 6:55pm replied:

I think her name is Melody.

+2 votes   media: Shellshocked
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 20 2014, 9:02am replied:

******* magnets...

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 19 2014, 4:34pm says:

It's that Dino blood man. Hollow bones are no obstacle to badassery.

+1 vote   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 15 2014, 5:25pm says: +1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2014, 12:54pm says:

I don't get it: those women took pictures of themselves to please certain men, yet it's sexism when men look at them?

+1 vote   media: The Fappening
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 3 2014, 8:31pm says:

Mmm now I see why the heart shape is associated with love.

+1 vote   media: SEXUAL OBJECTIFICATION
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 3 2014, 8:17pm replied:

I was just about to post that this is one of the scariest things I've ever seen.

+1 vote   media: Gift from me to you
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 23 2014, 2:38am replied:

Your lack of silence is disturbing *force choke*

+6 votes   media: Carrot Job
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2014, 2:04pm replied:

A stripper is paying to **** Gabe obviously.

+13 votes   media: GabeN
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 16 2014, 6:06pm says:

How many times has this picture been posted on this group?

+5 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 15 2014, 1:50am says:

So what's the old-fashioned way of checking moddb?

+2 votes   media: no wi-fi
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 18 2014, 2:33am says:

What about Jamaica?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:48pm says:

Not a day went by but already there are thousands of pics and gifs showing Germany winning.

+1 vote   media: More Humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 8 2014, 9:43am says:

Somehow this will be implemented in some sort of hentai if not already.

+4 votes   media: Something is wrong in here !?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 27 2014, 12:04pm says:

Must store fat for the zombie apocalypse.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 11:29pm replied:

Without cigarettes, many people would start flipping out at work and so companies lose less money because their workers can't relieve the stress from their ****** lives. Without smoking, many people would start hating their lives.

+1 vote   media: War on Weed
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 8:23pm says:

You know Russia is well educated about the internet to know that "Gay Turtles" is a casual name.

+2 votes   media: Russia's Troll Army
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 23 2014, 11:39am says:

What would his reaction be if a large, heavy weight lifter happened to turn him on. ;)

+2 votes   media: Man's game
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 18 2014, 10:22am says:

Evidence humans are the most ugly animals in the world.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 9 2014, 1:12pm says:

If you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing.

+3 votes   media: The Secret Life Of We Atheists
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 1:43am says:

I'm pretty sure this has something to deal with a hurricane. Have you heard of straw cutting holes through trees?

+1 vote   media: Smile or Laugh or both.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:42pm replied:

And they followed their advise thoroughly.,, they went to their friends' homes.

+3 votes   media: Advice
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 19 2014, 2:36pm says:

Germany buys a lot of oil from Russia that's why.

+5 votes   media: Name*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 9:07pm says:

Is that a dude on the right?

+1 vote   media: am i the only one who loves this gif?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 4:21pm replied:

Who's been fingerprinting? I didn't know we could print fingers on the internet lol. Anyways, seriously, you have a point. Just because horrible things happened in the name of religion, doesn't necessarily mean religion was the cause. Because of the sheer amount of atrocities done in the name of religion, it's impossible to know if these things would've happened just with a different justification. History is complicated and no one can be sure what the outcome would be from changing one thing.

0 votes   media: A World Without Religion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2014, 8:42pm says:

I remember reading the intro to Jurassic Park and it had very interesting points. Throughout history scientists have embraced scientific research as a way to free mankind from the oppression of the state and superstitious fear, and it has so far been correct. But in recent decades, with the rise of industrialized capitalism, scientists in biogenetics are now becoming more interested in greed rather than exploration and freedom of knowledge. Instead of scientists speaking out against unethical actions, the corporate world is now using scientists for profit. Instead of individuals working to broadens the perspective of humanity, they are now part of the working class being exploited to work fast to make crops grow bigger and cheaper, make chickens and cows grow much more fat and meat, make people unable to store fat so they look skinny, permanently change their hair color, make people live for hundreds of years, make people grow abnormally big muscles, make their skin smell like their favorite perfume, or perhaps even change the identity of children before their born. While some benefits can be addressed from genetic enhancement such as producing food with out killing animals or crops, special enhancements for astronauts to cope with space conditions, or most importantly make everyone immune to current diseases and disorders. Well in the capitalistic world, there is no oversight. No health problems will be concerned, no long term effects concerned, no rules preventing severe pain or disorders in test animals, and all the genetic engineering will be done for profit and not humanity. This is not a problem with science, it's a problem with capitalism.

+2 votes   media: The Ethics of Genetic Enhancement (in Humans)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2014, 12:54pm replied: +4 votes   media: Name*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 9 2014, 6:33pm says:

What does it say on the case?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 9 2014, 6:22pm says:

Private: There are millions of them!
Machinegunner: Then it'll be harder to miss won't it?

+7 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 7 2014, 2:44pm replied:

When you're willing to doubt science for superstition, it is a problem.

+3 votes   media: US denominator
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 11:58pm says:

Buloonga watys?

+6 votes   media: Kids...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 1:08pm says:

This is how I celebrate Valentines.

+1 vote   media: Keep Calm and Happy 23rd Birthday to me!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 2:15am says:

I'm sick of hearing how dinosaurs are for children while this is getting more popular. It's an enigma to me.

+1 vote   media: bronies be like
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 3 2014, 2:10pm replied:

Pathetic video trying to make cops look like victims being bullied by people. Not a week goes by where I don't hear about a cop shooting unarmed people, beating up people in handcuffs, shooting non-threatening animals, raping somebody, or breaking into people's houses with no warrant, and watching them get promotions for their amazing service.

+1 vote   media: Feminists
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 1 2014, 8:57pm replied:

I know in this instance she started it, but too often the cops are the bad guys.

+4 votes   media: Feminists
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 1 2014, 3:09pm says:

Good reflex.

+3 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 1 2014, 3:07pm says:

I like it not because I think white pride is good, I think that being proud by something you're born with is idiotic.

+6 votes   media: SIEG HEIL WHITE NIGGAS!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 1 2014, 3:03pm says:

God, now we're all equally abused by the police :D

+9 votes   media: Feminists
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 26 2014, 4:53pm says:

Why is this for me? I assure you I don't want... this. *shivers*

+8 votes   media: This is for you Lt.Dan
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 25 2014, 3:28pm says:

The sexiness is strong with this one.

+3 votes   media: SRAW 3D Scope & HUD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 23 2014, 11:00pm says:

The most I've ever gotten was 353 hours. I believe I'm losing my touch with the master race.

+3 votes   media: Skyrim Review
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 10:13am says:

She went easy on you. Some people have been found flowing down rivers before.

+9 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 14 2014, 6:09pm replied:

Then you've never woken with a spider dangling in front of your face when you wake up.

+3 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 12 2014, 10:20am replied:

Aren't they helping each other?

+1 vote   media: Meanwhile in Crimea...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 10 2014, 11:46pm says:

MY CHILDHOOD!... wait I never saw the original series as a kid, and still haven't... carry on.

+3 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 8 2014, 10:10pm says: +1 vote   media: HR 5171A
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 8 2014, 4:51pm says:

This made me nostalgic about Calvin & Hobbes

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 8 2014, 1:30am says:

HEADSHOT.

+2 votes   media: Falcon KNEE
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 4:14pm says:

I think the google car just killed the animal.

+7 votes   media: Google
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 2 2014, 5:20pm says:

You fools! Those are two butt cheeks for an orangutan! You are all blind and I am superior!

+2 votes   media: The things, I posted them
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 25 2014, 8:00pm says:

I want to find out when my enemies die.

+6 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 22 2014, 5:32pm replied:

Don't worry, people will begin to accept the fact that you can't control the fact you are a horrible mutant living on water alone.

+9 votes   media: Y U DO THIS :'{
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 22 2014, 12:47pm replied:

You can barely see the receiver. I believe you're talking about the back of the reflex sight.

+2 votes   media: SIG 552 Commando Reflex Sight
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 19 2014, 5:59pm says:

People think grades determine your intelligence. Not true and this is why.

+5 votes   media: Story of my life
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 19 2014, 5:50pm says:

Dat grin

+4 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 12 2014, 9:38pm says:

Running animation and reload animation could use some work.

0 votes   media: MP5A3 New Animations
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 11 2014, 8:49pm replied:

In Soviet Russia, packages ship you.

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 11 2014, 6:41pm says:

Wake up America! Your president is a fraud! Aging once every year? I thought he promised us hope!

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 11 2014, 6:36pm says:

I'm a brainwashed Commie lol

+8 votes   media: UE must into advise russia
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 9 2014, 4:45pm replied:

Either that or you just talk to yourself and feel you starting hearing the echoes of your own voice inside your head.

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 8 2014, 10:57am says:

My colleagues talk about the lives of celebrities and about the drama in their own lives, while I just pretend to care because I'm human and I need social interaction as much as anybody else, no matter how fake it is.

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 8 2014, 10:46am says:

Repost

+2 votes   media: The song that goes...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 7 2014, 4:55pm says:

Watches documentary on global warming: who gives a ****.
Sees this: sweet Jesus what have we done.

+6 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 10:55am replied:

Because it's so similar.

+3 votes   media: Perfectly timed photos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 26 2014, 5:45pm says:

Damn straight!

+5 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 10:59pm says:

This is BF3, with the infamous touch of EA.

+7 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 20 2014, 11:59pm says:

I totally support spanking, in fact I support whipping as well. Yell at your children and manipulate their emotions. Tell them if they leave you, you'll kill yourself, just in case they have any independent thoughts of their own. I hook my children to car batteries when they don't pledge allegiance to me. Ah it's so fun to take advantage of their sensitive and gullible minds, I have complete control of them, they're better that way.

+3 votes   media: Spanking vs. Child Abuse
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 19 2014, 1:41pm replied:

Ask them, they're the only ones who think they have it.

+7 votes   media: Facepalm time (view original)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 19 2014, 1:16pm says:

I actually got a boner from this.

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 18 2014, 8:19pm says:

It's scary when they have that pretentious smile as if they think that they've stumped science with their superior intellect.

+7 votes   media: Facepalm time (view original)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 15 2014, 8:20pm replied:

I've spent some good time in tweaking BF2, perhaps I could help in someway?

+1 vote   media: XM-25 Airburst Rifle & Thermal Imaging W.I.P.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 15 2014, 6:01pm says:

Can you please include him pulling the charging handle?

+3 votes   media: New M249Saw Animation Set
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 15 2014, 10:41am says:

I think that this is a little too much. You went from focusing on gameplay to cramming in as many cool guns as possible.

+1 vote   media: XM-25 Airburst Rifle & Thermal Imaging W.I.P.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 14 2014, 4:32pm replied:

I'm just kidding.

+1 vote   media: the victory belong to us now
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 13 2014, 8:07pm says:

Either Canada or Finland.

+1 vote   media: the victory belong to us now
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 12 2014, 12:43am says:

What are they doing with those lionss?

+1 vote   media: Meanwhile in Africa...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 10 2014, 4:04pm replied:

I know for a fact that it's the lowest of human beings that breed the most.

+1 vote   media: The US Political Tide
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 8 2014, 5:39pm says:

Why doesn't Antarctica get represented?

+10 votes   media: Putin Strikes Again [Winter Olympic Games]
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 2 2014, 6:58pm says:

I was watching it on CNN and the archeologist describing it said that this was only a concept after a devastating flood by people thinking of ways to avert a deadly flood. No **** the flood did happen, but the biblical story is false.

+1 vote   media: Noah's Colacle
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 2 2014, 1:06pm says:

Fresh from the factory farms and enslaved third world :D

+3 votes   media: Fresh from Imgur User Sub.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 1 2014, 6:32pm says:

Why is there an LAV-25 when there should be mutant, bionic bears?

+2 votes   media: Putin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 1:58pm replied:

Shot's about to hit the... car.

+2 votes   media: Epic Fail
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 23 2014, 4:45pm says:

I like how it really looks that swirl you see in cartoons.

+2 votes   media: Funny Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 23 2014, 4:14pm says:

Most people already know that it's damaging but they smoke anyways. Smoking makes people feel more relaxed and relieves stress, so banning smoking will cause a whole lot of people to just lose their tempers all the time. You can't simply ban something and expect the problem to fade away. I'll bet that the amount of emotional and physical abuse in this country will sky rocket if we ban smoking. Get down to the heart of things and realize that it's people's personal lives that cause people to smoke, not because a camel on TV tells them to.

+2 votes   media: Should we completely ban smoking in public?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 11:10am says:

Heaven:
Americans are the movie makers.
Hell:
Americans run everything.

+1 vote   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2014, 10:51pm says:

I think it should be under the control of the UN. I honestly have more trust in the UN over our government and have no trust whatsoever in corporations.

+1 vote   media: Central Banking/Federal Reserve
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2014, 10:47pm says:

I've always preferred the older model of the M14. I guess this isn't too bad.

+1 vote   media: Alpha Project M14 EBR Preview
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2014, 12:38am says:

Holy **** even Antarctica is a threat.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 17 2014, 1:30pm says:

That's kind of a **** move.

+4 votes   media: bollywood
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 13 2014, 4:20pm replied:

I think I'm missing an inside joke. Why do people say 42 all the time?

+3 votes   media: More Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 12 2014, 11:02pm says:

I think black holes are like a leak in our universe's balloon out into the space between universes and so it acts like a vacuum by sucking our filled space out to outer space.

+1 vote   media: White Holes? Wormholes? Cool :)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 9 2014, 4:34pm says:

So this is the result of an Apple product ******* an hp product.

+2 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 9 2014, 4:22pm says:

Natural selection. Survival of the ********.

+4 votes   media: Pictures Taken at the Exact Right Angle.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 8 2014, 2:25am replied:

Well you can always ask your mom to let you suck on her tits again.

+1 vote   media: American AF members Breastfeeding
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 3 2014, 11:28pm says:

Why's the guy to the right wearing sun glasses on that rainy day?

+5 votes   media: A look that freeze the blood in veins
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2013, 8:50pm replied:

I see I'm not the only fan of George Carlin lol

+3 votes   media: Capital Punishment
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2013, 12:52pm says:

Still better than some teenage Disney pricks.

+1 vote   media: Episode 7, if they all return
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 23 2013, 7:49pm says:

Wonder why he has his bag over his crotch...

+6 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 23 2013, 3:24pm says:

"CoS forces its female members to get abortions" da ****?

+3 votes   media: Anonymous: Right or Wrong?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 18 2013, 3:59pm replied:

Similar, but not the same. This is a different model and different soldier skin.

+1 vote   media: QBB-95 Ironsights & Third Person View
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 16 2013, 1:00am says:

I have some ideas that I think should go into law.
1: All first names should have 3 syllables or less.
2: Harming or killing cats is punishable by torture.
3: People of high power accepting money from interest groups or individuals will receive a spiked ***** in the ***.

I have more ideas but I don't think the world is quite ready for my intellectual vision yet.

+3 votes   media: Amending the Consitution
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2013, 10:06pm says:

Such space, much stars, very spacy, wow. I know it's getting old but... I don't have a reason.

+2 votes   media: DogeCoins
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2013, 1:22am says:

Estonia is still getting butt raped :(

+3 votes   media: Have some laughs
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2013, 11:28pm says:

It's people like this that make me want an apocalypse to happen just to rid this world of the ones that natural selection missed bwahahahahaha!

+1 vote   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 9 2013, 4:00pm says:

I also think that these "parks" should not be enclosures. Remember when **** Cheney was shooting at defenseless quail and shot his friend? Well they DROVE to an ENCLOSURE where they KEEP the animals hostage and they even CLIP THEIR WINGS so they're easier to shoot. It's an animal version of a death camp. I'm not impressed until I see someone kill an attacking bear with only a plastic food knife head on, then you have the right to call yourself badass.

+3 votes   media: Trophy Hunting
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 10:50pm says:

Comes with every happy meal.

+4 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2013, 9:17pm says:

I personally liked the brighter orange magazines on the last WIPs.

+1 vote   media: AK Textures WIP 5
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 4 2013, 6:46pm says:

Someone call the fire department! We got major burns here!

+1 vote   media: Yo Mamma
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 4 2013, 4:09pm replied:

Knight you need to know more about Stalin's early life to understand his hatred of religion. His father beated him when he was little and his mom was also abusive and tried to force him into a religious school and tried to make him become a priest. You don't need to be a psychologist to see where his hatred of religion came from, for he saw his mother's tyranny whenever he thought of religion.

+3 votes   media: Are Atheist Persecuted?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 3 2013, 7:24pm says:

Why did you remove ComradeWinston's comment? And you replied saying "you can censor me all you want but it just shows how wrong you are" and so you removed his comment? What a hypocrite get your spamming *** out of here, you too Knight.

0 votes   media: Are atheists persecuted and oppressed?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 1 2013, 5:42pm says:

Kitty :3

+4 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2013, 4:59pm says:

Actually this is in reference to CoD BO2.

+2 votes   media: Dogs Inbound
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2013, 3:05am replied:

Klingons do not want to exist! Like warriors!

+4 votes   media: I Do Hope Those Are Typos.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 28 2013, 12:03pm replied:

Keell zem, keell zem all.

+4 votes   media: just going to dump this here, for future reference
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 27 2013, 7:51pm says:

So he added salt to it after he killed him?

+3 votes   media: At Least He Isn't A Liar
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 26 2013, 10:38am says:

I once killed a person with my *****, I used it as a club.

+16 votes   media: You had one job...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 25 2013, 9:31pm says:

I hope they use the yellow guy for a while now lol

+1 vote   media: Hat-off 3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 25 2013, 5:31pm replied:

Yup, it's a holiday rich people made up to make more profits. It's a day dedicated to shopping and eating with slightly lower prices. Dozens of people get trampled and killed every year from 'Muricans stampeding into supermarkets to get their favorite **** on sale... I wish they did it with sunglasses though, at least then they'd look cool while doing it.

+2 votes   media: Traditions around the world.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 22 2013, 12:41pm says:

It's still ridiculous he had to pay for his death though.

+5 votes   media: Wat?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 21 2013, 2:43pm says:

NASA uses satellites to study it?

+7 votes   media: Have some stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 18 2013, 4:33pm says:

'Murica bringing democracy!

+2 votes   media: terrorism as understood by US government
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 18 2013, 12:27am replied:

Also most shy guys won't look like a pussy celebrity with eyeliner.

+4 votes   media: posters
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 16 2013, 9:02am says:

Fire a nuclear warhead at the couch and then spray bug spray on the radioactive ashes to make sure it hasn't mutated.

+7 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 9 2013, 8:43am says:

Wow, they sure were creative lol

+9 votes   media: Dammit Zeus, Cut That Crap Out!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 6 2013, 11:11pm says:

Me when I launch a grenade on top of a tank and kill the gunner :)

+2 votes   media: Yeah!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 6 2013, 7:33pm replied:

Most likely Japan.

+3 votes   media: Dafuq is this?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 4 2013, 4:28pm says:

PREACH IT BROTHA!

+1 vote   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 4 2013, 7:42am says:

Just another out hunting in Pripyat.

+2 votes   media: New gas mask
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 3 2013, 12:53pm replied:

Is it true you only get one life?

+4 votes   media: LG HDTV Job Interview Prank
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 3 2013, 10:07am replied:

What is this outside you speak of?

+7 votes   media: LG HDTV Job Interview Prank
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 1 2013, 5:57pm says:

Who knows, the Taliban could be allergic to rubber. BIOLOGICAL WARFARE!

+5 votes   media: Party Cannon
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 28 2013, 12:30am replied:

It's to stroke the little penises of the politically correct 'professional' parents so that they feel good about themselves by promoting their children's 'achievements' for their own sake.

+1 vote   media: Modding?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 24 2013, 7:25am says:

It's about time the Ausies are learning that their spiders need to be killed with fire!

+8 votes   media: In the recent American news...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 21 2013, 6:04pm replied:

"Oh well, **** happens."
*drinks Kalga's beer*

+9 votes   media: Women Drivers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 20 2013, 9:32pm says:

I found this picture myself when I fell asleep on my keyboard.

+2 votes   media: meanwhile in new zealand
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 20 2013, 7:51pm says:

Clever plan ;)

+8 votes   media: Why
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 18 2013, 7:16pm replied:

I think he was the greatest character I've ever seen. He's more human than any other character ever.

+1 vote   media: The Last of Your Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 18 2013, 1:20pm says:

Those things are actually very sealed. A stove turned off is probably more dangerous.

+6 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia . . .
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 15 2013, 9:05am says:

"Air strike awaiting your orders"

+2 votes   media: Cleaning Warfare
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 13 2013, 12:33pm says:

#killdanny

+4 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 11 2013, 5:24pm replied:

than*

+4 votes   media: Trying to make friends
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 10 2013, 4:20pm replied:

*squirt* ahh... The deal has been SEALED.

+2 votes   media: The Rape Game, you say?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 7 2013, 5:46pm says:

Aliens: The only ones who can get you pregnant doing oral.

+10 votes   media: "I" am your father...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 26 2013, 11:27pm says:

*** at me bro!

+2 votes   media: p4f bug
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 24 2013, 4:20pm says:

Aw he's so cute, it makes me want to kick something! Now if you'll excuse, I have appointment with my therapist.

+5 votes   media: teddy bear..?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 21 2013, 8:38am says:

I think he made the right decisions. Death to all bugs!

+5 votes   media: One Way To Solve It!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 14 2013, 11:36am says:

When they said he can't reach his balls, I thought they meant something else.

+2 votes   media: your productivity
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 13 2013, 5:11pm replied:

Only one answer: Russia. Now wait for the combat bears to come knocking :P

0 votes   media: have some stuff (Mix version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 12 2013, 7:52pm says:

I never had a problem with the fact I was circumcised until I heard that circumcision lowers sexual pleasure <:,(

+4 votes   media: Is it Right?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2013, 6:06pm says:

Holy ****! Is that a ps3?

+2 votes   media: futurama!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 5 2013, 5:27pm says:

I'm getting aroused imagining this is a woman's voice lol

+11 votes   media: Lil Wayne was here
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 5 2013, 2:39pm says:

Lol this would make a funny anti-drug ad aimed at small children, ruining their childhoods before they feel nostalgic about it.

+9 votes   media: CHOO CHOO
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 4 2013, 11:09pm says:

This happened when I dropped soap... I have an appointment with psychologist.

+1 vote   media: Name*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2013, 9:03pm says:

Makes me think of Twilight, where all men are required to have their shirts off when they fight.

+5 votes   media: GIF dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2013, 6:26pm says:

He has so much, he can't help but rub it on you.

+6 votes   media: GIF dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2013, 12:45pm replied:

EA isn't this creative.

+7 votes   media: Horse Racing
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 31 2013, 9:53pm replied:

O.o *walks back slowly*

+2 votes   media: Stoff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 24 2013, 12:45pm says:

He'll make an excellent marksman.

+11 votes   media: Name*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2013, 6:55pm says:

Well when you draft everyone you're bound to wind up with people like this lol

+1 vote   media: IDF
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 22 2013, 6:21pm replied:

The bird is a lie. (here we go)

+3 votes   media: PARACEL STORM & NAVAL WARFARE !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 18 2013, 3:00am replied:

It's okay, these men in these yellow suits and gas masks are here to help you.

+8 votes   media: WTF is Lucas thinking??
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 16 2013, 6:02pm replied:

They make them look like the Spetsnaz yet they call them the Russian Army. I know, video games make Russians the bad guys so often that they just don't give a **** anymore.

+4 votes   media: BF4 russians !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 15 2013, 3:38am says:

Funny how the things men do for women in real life also happen in video games as well. I remember one female gamer in my squad and me and the other members kept wanting to be guarding her back and we wouldn't even help each other. It was pathetically hilarious! :p

+14 votes   media: the shit I find on tumblr
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 11 2013, 1:11pm says:

Those teeth O.O

+9 votes   media: What...?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 11 2013, 1:06pm replied:

he he 69 :p

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 4™ Chinese Engineer Render
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 10 2013, 3:10pm says:

Assassin's Creed soldiers?

+2 votes   media: PLA Class Models!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 10 2013, 1:49am says:

I wonder if anyone else noticed Nicholas Cage saying WHILE STEALING THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.

+6 votes   media: First Comment
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 8 2013, 4:02am says:

I want dat hoody :)

+3 votes   media: X3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 6 2013, 4:10pm says:

High tech ****, it shoots giant nails at people!

+3 votes   media: Low budget army!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 6 2013, 1:09am says:

Same thing with my parents when I'm at the climax of masturbation.

+1 vote   media: Orgy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 5 2013, 2:37pm says:

I don't know about you guys but, I would be more than happy to let stay in my pond, in fact I'll probably even join... professional purposes or course, to interview them for a job... a special job.

+4 votes   media: have some stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2013, 5:20pm says:

I didn't get it at first because my phone wouldn't load the end.

+4 votes   media: GENIUS!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2013, 5:15pm says:

Lol this is my ideal cereal spoon for my morning batch of it in a giant bowl

+5 votes   media: only a spoon
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 3 2013, 1:01am says:

I have foreseen this. Anime would become another part of the destruction of the human species and our civilizations as we know it.

+13 votes   media: WTF Japan
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 1 2013, 10:40pm replied:

Why'd you link that!? Are you trying to give everyone psychosis!?

+4 votes   media: Nice burn
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 30 2013, 1:59pm says:

Guy at top right corner, we got a bad *** over here.

+12 votes   media: French Armed Forces
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 27 2013, 5:54pm says:

If only BF2142 had boats and bombs, those would've given it that classic battlefield feel :)

+1 vote   media: The memorial of Wake island
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 26 2013, 6:27pm says:

askjcnaorehbqeorij illuminati woeuifnuwbevasd government conspiracy woicnosiejcoiajwe wink is cult handshake qwefAwsqd

+3 votes   media: Name*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 23 2013, 12:29pm says:

"Oh I'm so thirsty..." *drinks fire extinguisher* "Ah that's better..." *BOOM and explosion lights the building tire* "WHERE'S THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER?" "I GOT IT!" *starts ******* on the fire*

+2 votes   media: In case of fire...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 22 2013, 4:35pm says:

It had to be done. No alternative.

+3 votes   media: Zelda
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 19 2013, 5:59pm replied:

lol it was for a project in chemistry class.

+2 votes   media: IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 18 2013, 6:17pm says:

She took this picture with the hash tag 4th of July and she's wearing an English flag shirt. 4th of July is suppose to represent how the Americans drove the English out and declared independence.

+4 votes   media: She must have missed that day in history class.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 16 2013, 4:18pm says:

All of these images say "Failed To Load" wtf

+6 votes   media: Seems legit.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 16 2013, 1:22pm says:

Looks like something some dark age Christians would do in order to please god.

+5 votes   media: No matter where you are...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2013, 11:50am says:

Looks like one of those Monty Python cartoons.

+3 votes   media: Attack on Moddb
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 13 2013, 11:35am says:

While you're at it bring the Jonas and Beiber to there as well.

+1 vote   media: Dumping...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 13 2013, 11:33am says:

If you had this in your house, any robber would **** his pants from the sight of that thing.

+1 vote   media: Dumping...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 12 2013, 12:28pm says:

'Murica!

+1 vote   media: Commencing dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 11 2013, 2:46am replied:

*has epiphany of how to reverse a zombie apocalypse*

+4 votes   media: C&H - Hurry
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2013, 2:27pm says:

Lol looks like the soldiers finally found something to get off besides raping. :P

-1 votes   media: Some Pictures Taken At The Right Time
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 8 2013, 3:34pm says:

I remember this story. I saw a lot of women saying "You go girl!" and "He thought he could rob the store because it was owned by a woman, look what happened to him now LMAO!" She should also be arrested for not telling the authorities and giving her own unusual punishment to him.

+14 votes   media: Russia!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 8 2013, 12:55am says:

Everything in America was made by a company, including everything in the military. All that defense money is sent to arms manufacturers to make weapons. This is an empire we're talking about, but this one is very versatile and there is no death star that, if destroyed, will cripple them. Al we have to do is wait until all of the resources are used up to the point where South America is a desert and then maybe you can at least get Joe Sixpack to lift his ***. We're not in control, and a rebellion would just turn everything to chaos because everything was made by corporations and no one would know how to get anymore resources. We're just another empire gone wrong.

+1 vote   media: Freedom?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 7 2013, 10:16pm says:

When I'm about to kill someone and then my screen shows "There is a problem with your connection"

+3 votes   media: I don't even know...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 6 2013, 10:42pm says:

That sick ****, I'll never let him in my house.

+5 votes   media: new funnies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 6 2013, 10:41pm says: +4 votes   media: Broken PC
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2013, 2:59pm says:

Peppy: do a wall kick!

+7 votes   media: It seems Connor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2013, 2:51pm says:

At first I thought it was a 2 seater, but then I thought, if it's in America... Yeah not surprised one bit.

+8 votes   media: the other funnies of today
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 3 2013, 2:34pm replied: +1 vote   media: Superman
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 2 2013, 10:55pm replied:

But wait this could be COD. If you just block it with your knee it would be immediate death.

+2 votes   media: Pro Tip
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 1 2013, 6:20pm says:

Lol America only found fraud elements that we made with nukes. How pathetic.

+2 votes   media: Elements by Nationality
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 30 2013, 10:24pm replied:

In what way? Totally different kind of people like each game. The majority like highly advertised games and serious gamers like PR. No fanboy likes to have to wait more than a minute to kill, play as a team, or most of all have to actually stay STILL to shoot a gun with realistic accuracy.

+12 votes   media: Spotter Kit
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 30 2013, 10:17pm replied:

Have you ever seen an African before? They got them just right.

+2 votes   media: African Resistance Fighters
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 27 2013, 10:44pm replied:

Not it but that's a pretty cool video :)

+1 vote   media: moar funnies
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 27 2013, 1:13am says:

A girlfriend that is impressed from knowledge of Pokemon? LIES!!!

+4 votes   media: Can't think of a good title
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2013, 1:56pm replied:

But this is how stupid rumors start. It's because some test said they "heard" Obama's from Kenya and now the tea party is going nuts over it. I know this is the humor group but I just needed to say that because rumors can expand like an epidemic.

+2 votes   media: Oh God, why ?!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2013, 1:33pm says:

I have a little bit of everything depending on my mood, but at least I don't use the mic when I'm bitching about kill steals or hackers.

+4 votes   media: Varying gamer ethics
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 24 2013, 1:23pm replied:

Love it when people back up their claims with "I heard"

+4 votes   media: Oh God, why ?!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 22 2013, 10:04pm says:

Jesus is coming upon him! *angels singing*

+2 votes   media: Confused cat. =o =D =P XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 22 2013, 1:32pm says:

Well at least if I made a clone, I would have at least one friend. *forever alone meme*

+12 votes   media: Lighter Side of Cloning
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 19 2013, 10:02am says:

*poker face*

+2 votes   media: Have Some Funny gif
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 17 2013, 7:23pm says:

This game fits well with Marilyn Manson:)

+4 votes   media: Minesweeper
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 16 2013, 12:57am says:

I don't know what the politics are like in Russia right now but Putin looks a bit bad ***. :)

+1 vote   media: Putin Vs. Obama.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2013, 11:33pm says:

Corporations: ruining Americans wince 1900 >.>

+1 vote   media: Random Pic Dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2013, 11:25pm replied:

You might want to make sure that's actually female though, could be a guy dressed that way.

+2 votes   media: Random Pic Dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2013, 11:08pm replied:

Moddb covered up your word with censorship please just spell it out

+1 vote   media: Picture dump.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2013, 10:39pm says:

I remember my history teacher on the 9/11 anniversary said lets have a moment of silence. Little did he know I have been holding in my farts since the day before and...

+2 votes   media: Picture dump.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2013, 11:33am says:

I just use my own account and always log off every time I leave the computer lol.

+3 votes   media: In case any of you goes through this...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 11 2013, 2:57pm replied:

Sorry Picard, but it's still possible to naturally make tea, earl gray, hot.

+6 votes   media: The Venus Project
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 11 2013, 12:12am says:

This is the biggest reason I'm not in Australia. The ******* spiders man!

+1 vote   media: Stupid spider.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2013, 8:43pm says:

The Hind. ******* the enemy up the *** for generations :P

+10 votes   media: Male Hind.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2013, 11:34pm says:

Oh these were popular in the 90's :)

+1 vote   media: So I was nagging my mom about popsicles...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 3 2013, 7:16pm says:

I keep watching it over and over again to see the trick behind what they did!

+1 vote   media: How to get infinite chocolate
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 2 2013, 8:05pm says:

A woman walking directly from a video camera... staged trolololol.

+1 vote   media: have some humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 2 2013, 6:41pm says:

I don't get it, is it because she has no tits?

+1 vote   media: Picture dump.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2013, 7:05pm says:

Would make a good cooking fire.

+1 vote   media: Some funny pics
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 29 2013, 6:21pm says:

What game are you talking about?

+1 vote   media: The Words of a Power-hungry Bastard
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 22 2013, 12:04am says:

I'll tell my teacher that next time.

+1 vote   media: never late
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 21 2013, 11:06pm says:

All I have to say is we have too many fat ***** in my country. I say send them all to Africa and feed them to the natives.

+1 vote   media: Genetically Modified Foods
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 21 2013, 10:08pm says:

You don't care about Michigan? How dare you!... actually, this is a ****** place, you can change it to dislike if you want :)

+1 vote   media: The World Through ComradeWinston's Mind
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 19 2013, 3:10pm replied:

The Soviets had secret operatives disguised as pizza delivery guys. They would infiltrate the German camps offering free pizza to them. Pizza being extremely good, they couldn't resist. When the 'pizza' was delivered, it was a devastating weapon when the Germans opened the box!

+4 votes   media: TM-35
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 14 2013, 6:45pm replied:

The gun disintegrates :P

+4 votes   media: QBZ-95 scoped
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 11 2013, 9:55pm replied:

Awesome edit! I may have to give a promotion soldier :P

+3 votes   media: Just an in-game screenshot
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 3 2013, 8:28am says:

Proning through the trenches, our hero makes a miraculous escape from the deadly artillery and snipers seeking him out!

+2 votes   media: On the prowl
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 26 2013, 5:10pm says:

Quite an open target. Looks like every sniper's wet dream to shoot someone helplessly hovering in the air.

+7 votes   media: Mosquito ulralight helicopter
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2013, 10:34am says:

"It's a trap!"

+2 votes   media: Battlefield Play4free : 2011-2012 Funtage
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 12 2013, 10:33pm says:

Well in my personal mod, I made bodies stay longer but they still died as quickly as the D-Day invaders :P

+5 votes   media: Failed hill charge XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 12 2013, 10:24pm says:

For the Rebellion! :D

+2 votes   media: FS Campaign Galaxy Map 04
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 10 2013, 8:52pm says:

It would be great to see an improved ak-47 model too.

+2 votes   media: Keep your fingers crossed...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 6 2013, 7:16pm replied:

YOU DON'T HAVE BF2142??? D8

+2 votes   download: Red Zone
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 2 2013, 11:45am replied:

With me looking triumphantly over you dead body >:)

+1 vote   article: Rebel Defiance Campaign: Round 4 Results
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 30 2013, 10:07pm says:

Hm, you're ALMOST CLOSE to being NEARLY as good as me :p

+1 vote   media: Drawing
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 26 2013, 10:22am says:

Ahahaha CAAM you skipped the parts I killed you :P

+3 votes   article: Rebel Defiance Campaign: Round 4 Results
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 22 2013, 9:42am says:

This is where he learns it's a bisexual XD

+5 votes   media: Keldabe Kiss
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 3 2013, 9:21pm says:

Have you solved the problem with the BMP-3 being very unstable at a sudden shift of speed or terrain slope?

+1 vote   media: New Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 23 2012, 8:05pm replied:

This image has nothing to do with the mod.

+4 votes   media: Merry Christmas Everyone!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2012, 1:43pm says:

Send it to my email.

+2 votes   media: Picture jokes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 12 2012, 8:27pm says:

What happened to the other M4 animations? I've grown fond of them :(

+1 vote   media: W.I.P. Hatch Operator Gloves Skin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 24 2012, 8:51pm replied:

I just checked out, I'm not going to buy another one. :P

+1 vote   article: Major Update - 13/10/11
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 10 2012, 6:45pm replied:

The game is Battlefield 2 but I'm using a mod called Project Reality.

+2 votes   media: lolz
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 28 2012, 5:47pm says:

Would make a good skin for a Jurassic Park mod :D

+2 votes   media: Global Storm Special Forces edition
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 23 2012, 10:47pm says:

I have observed a substantial amount of bad *** in this picture.

+3 votes   media: Nature shouldnt be raged =D =P XD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 21 2012, 10:50pm says:

I bit too skinny :p

+3 votes   media: Garfield :)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 13 2012, 11:20pm replied:

He's just testing the kit geometries of the EU on the Russians. He's going to change the weapons.

+2 votes   media: RU new character #2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 12 2012, 8:31pm says:

Kind of looks like a giant snow version of Jordan Valley :)

+2 votes   media: Alpine Train W.I.P.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 3 2012, 5:26pm says:

Caption: The name's Vader. DARTH Vader.

+2 votes   media: Caption this image
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 25 2012, 5:09pm says:

It looks so old school but looks can be deceiving, how good is it in the 21st century warfare?

+2 votes   media: UAZ
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 17 2012, 9:56pm says:

This picture is suppose to represent how people who are primitive minded, who are superstitious and believe any myth, would kill people who would bring progress, knowledge, and truth.

+2 votes   media: Blasphemy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 11 2012, 4:04pm says:

Colorado?

+1 vote   media: lol
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 10 2012, 4:09pm replied:

Ah. Now it's obvious. DICE wants to make us all pay for more unneeded ****. ******* corporation.

+1 vote   media: Aftermath
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 10 2012, 3:47pm replied:

lol

+1 vote   media: Religion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2012, 4:12pm replied:

Have you ever seen Lebanon?

+1 vote   media: Jungle Status Update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 1 2012, 1:02pm says:

Also has dem JONES textures :D

+4 votes   media: M16A2 with EnemySniper animations
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 28 2012, 2:05pm says:

On the PS3 tanks on woodland maps have the same default desert camouflage

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 3 armored shield map
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 28 2012, 1:46pm says:

This would be awesome for a sniper :)

+2 votes   media: M4A1 SOPMOD + thermal sights WIP
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 23 2012, 3:59pm replied:

Wait, now I see the fog by looking at the satellite dish.

+1 vote   media: Cold Zone #2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 23 2012, 3:56pm replied:

It could be that both of them did a mesh hack of their own for the same thing.

-1 votes   media: AK-47 with drum mag
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 20 2012, 5:12pm replied:

I don't think there's any fog, it may just be the blurry sky texture that's making it look that way.

-1 votes   media: Cold Zone #2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 17 2012, 12:03pm replied:

Yes. In this "freedom fighter country" you get sent to a military prison where you are tortured until you die for showing the American citizens and the world the truth. The true freedom fighters are in Guantanamo and other prisons like it.

+3 votes   media: American Imperialism
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 13 2012, 7:09pm replied:

Patience...

+4 votes   article: Road to Forgotten Hope 2.45: Part 3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2012, 1:15am replied:

Obi Wan said they were too accurate for Sand people and had to be storm troopers. Knowing how bad storm troopers aim, sand people must really suck at aiming.

+1 vote   media: Sand Crawler
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 20 2012, 11:01am replied: +1 vote   media: MP412
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 16 2012, 10:29pm replied:

Or maybe U.S. vs M.E.C....

+1 vote   media: Jungle Status Update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 14 2012, 12:57pm says:

"Frag grenade" +10 kills

+1 vote   media: screens
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 11 2012, 4:06pm says:

Damn. If this was a realism mod, I would be b**ching about the high accuracy lol

+1 vote   media: AEK-919K gameplay
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 30 2012, 9:20pm replied:

Well if the developers really cared about the realistic weight of the gun, I don't it would even be a handheld gun in the first place. :P maybe it's deployed when prone, because it obviously isn't pointing to the middle of the screen in this stance.

+1 vote   media: SOW: Zatar Wetlands 2.0
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 28 2012, 1:17pm says:

Is that the regular stand animation? Because it looks a bit awkward.

+5 votes   media: SOW: Zatar Wetlands 2.0
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 12 2012, 10:53pm says:

Like when I'm playing a FPS game. My noob, teammate would be jumping in front of me trying to get my attention and then he will shoot me once, just damaging me, then run away going LOLZ all the way.

+1 vote   media: lol
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 12 2012, 10:06am says:

lol close quarters with a grenade launcher :P

+1 vote   media: M4A1 Close Quarters with M203
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2012, 11:00pm says:

dat fluff.

+1 vote   media: My cat, Fluffy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2012, 10:58pm replied:

...to kill himself because he knows the cat will kill him.

+1 vote   media: Even Gordon Freeman loves them
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2012, 10:57pm says:

It would be really cute if they both put their paws on the glass parallel to each other.

+2 votes   media: Mirror
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 29 2012, 10:38pm replied:

Alright *wink, wink* ;)

+1 vote   media: Battle of Taloraan Co-op WIP screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 29 2012, 1:40pm says:

AI on a giant space map? HELL ******* YES!

+3 votes   article: Co-op Taloraan WIP
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 26 2012, 9:07pm says:

Model from AIX Refinery map?

+1 vote   media: Oil Platform WIP
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 23 2012, 7:08pm replied:

Who keeps giving me bad karma for no reason?

+2 votes   media: HMMWW night ops
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 23 2012, 7:05pm says:

In my opinion, the floor is too clean. Too much contrast between the sidewalk and the road. Road is dirty like a regular street would be while it looks like the janitor just finished after working 6 hours on the sidewalk.

+2 votes   media: Spec Ops Warfare: new lighting for mashtuur city
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 23 2012, 7:02pm says:

To me, this is one of the sexiest warplanes of WW2. :D

+2 votes   media: P-40E
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2012, 11:38pm replied:

Sorry if I accidentally offended you. Just trying to prevent confusion my friend ;)

+1 vote   media: AK101 Sight
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2012, 4:05pm replied:

APCs yes, but not the Humvees. Even shotguns and pistols damage the Humvee.

+2 votes   media: HMMWW night ops
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 15 2012, 2:16pm replied:

What's in the vanilla bf2?

+2 votes   media: HMMWW night ops
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 14 2012, 5:23pm says:

It would make sense if you made the HMMWV and other large transport vehicles bullet proof or at least bullet resistant. I've become good with editing the materials in bf2 so I can do it easily.

+2 votes   media: HMMWW night ops
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2012, 2:28pm says:

Here's what I think you should change:
SPECIAL FORCES: FN SCAR-L and lesson the amount of C4 to 2 or 3
SNIPER: Keep the M95 but give the MP5 as a secondary weapon
SUPPORT: Get rid of the grenades but maybe add smoke grenade
ENGINEER: M4 with a shotgun as a secondary weapon
MEDIC: M16 (no attachments)
ANTI-TANK: Maybe an M4 with iron sights if you can make one

+2 votes   media: USMC Kits
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 9 2012, 8:24pm says:

He didn't make any new animations. He just disabled the zoom LOD.

+1 vote   media: AK101 Sight
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 11 2012, 8:09pm replied:

Well so far JONES has never mentioned anything about either of those.

+1 vote   media: Alpha Project Update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 27 2012, 6:15pm replied:

Wow. Once a troll gives one thumbs down, everyone else instinctively follows the pattern. Stupid fan-boys.

+1 vote   media: Gulf Of Oman Conversion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 25 2012, 2:59pm says:

Damn I was hoping you would've needed help in coding tweaks and cons :/ exporting is definitely not my thing. I can only code stuff which is basically the easiest thing to do lol

+1 vote   media: RED ZONE GAMEPLAY WITH COMMENTARY
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 21 2012, 2:09pm replied:

That would probably be limited to the assault class is my guess.

+2 votes   media: Alpha Project Update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 21 2012, 2:07pm replied:

I know, I messed up on that. Now the grammar Nazis are knocking at my door... *opens armory closet*

+1 vote   media: Gulf Of Oman Conversion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 10 2012, 5:36pm says:

BTW will you also have an AK-47? I know the Russian military doesn't use it anymore, but it's still a classic :)

+3 votes   media: JUST A LITTLE MORE PATIENCE!!!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 5 2012, 10:11pm says:

Finally a new weapon for the PAC! :D

+1 vote   media: PAC - Type 19 "Salmosa" - Lambert Replacement
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 4 2012, 9:46pm replied:

Good idea :)

+1 vote   media: AK-47 Textures
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 4 2012, 6:20pm replied:

I had my screen brightness to the minimum so it looked kind of dark when I first saw the screen so now that I look at it, I take it back.

+1 vote   media: Gulf Of Oman Conversion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 3 2012, 6:59pm replied:

This is the first person texture, what I'm REALLY hoping for is a new 3P texture :D

+1 vote   media: AK-47 Textures
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 3 2012, 6:57pm says:

Is that suppose to be cloudy? Maybe you can add some lightning in the back? :D

-1 votes   media: Gulf Of Oman Conversion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 30 2012, 11:37pm says:

I would love to have one of these to touch myself with at night... okay that was a bit too personal but I think you get it.

+1 vote   media: SCAR-L Textures
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 19 2012, 4:35pm says:

Is DICE trying to take out the good stuff on purpose? This is a whole lot better than the one in the current game!

+3 votes   media: In-game
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2012, 10:23pm says:

Free the internet! How will I survive without porn!?! D:

+26 votes   poll: Did you take action and protest SOPA / PIPA
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 17 2012, 10:58pm says:

Notice how the guy behind him is telling him that he spelled it wrong. :P

+1 vote   media: Death to all (Zionist) Juice!!!???
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 22 2011, 11:19pm says:

I don't get it :/

+1 vote   media: Fascism Demotivational
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2011, 8:10pm says:

Uh oh. Any vehicles hit by these, they will be in a 'sticky' situation.

+1 vote   media: Bombermen
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 14 2011, 6:12pm replied:

Apparently, my school teachers don't respect that quote.

+3 votes   media: Ho ho ho!!! huh!?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 2 2011, 4:41pm says:

It's my personal mod with a bunch of content mixed together. The fire was from the CHPower mod

+1 vote   media: Rag doll effect failure.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2011, 10:39pm says:

I don't like the BFBC2 style. The Assault should stay as the medic, those four kits make 2142 so much better than the other games. The medic shouldn't be given an LMG.

+2 votes   media: USSR MEDIC CLASS OVERVIEW
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 29 2011, 10:34pm replied:

REALLY!?

+3 votes   media: My awesome tweak modding >.>
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 23 2011, 9:38pm says:

A bit of magic and some modding or so...

+3 votes   poll: 2011 I spent more money on...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 22 2011, 4:00pm replied:

That net book is probably better than my laptop. BTW I've been using my laptop for 6 years but it's a 2002 model.

+1 vote   media: M82A1 HD 3p
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 21 2011, 5:46pm says:

No worries mate, my laptop is far worse than yours. Took me 10 minutes just to get to the internet.

+2 votes   media: M82A1 HD 3p
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 16 2011, 5:45pm replied:

He got it from the Lion's War mod.

+1 vote   media: Operation nightshift map
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 15 2011, 7:46pm replied:

Oh boy! I'm getting a boner just thinking about it >.<

+1 vote   media: USSR ASSAULT CLASS OVERVIEW
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2011, 9:07pm replied:

That's what she said.

+9 votes   media: BF2142 First Strike Mod
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 4 2011, 11:26pm replied:

What about when they're running side ways?

+2 votes   media: In-game
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 4 2011, 11:25pm replied:

M4 not M4A1.

-1 votes   media: In-game
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 2 2011, 5:23pm says:

R.I.P. physics.

+1 vote   media: Epic kamikaze fail
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 27 2011, 9:37pm says:

Why did you post a previous date?

+1 vote   media: Become the Hunter
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 23 2011, 1:33am says:

I thought you said you fixed the gun sound bug?

+1 vote   media: VSS Vintorez gameplay
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 23 2011, 1:31am says:

The vanilla G3 already had a descent iron sight animation. You just had to disable the zoom-lod and you got a perfect animation.

+2 votes   media: G3 ironsights
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 18 2011, 8:29pm says:

Lions Roar got it from EOD but this made a much better skin for it.

+4 votes   media: M60
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 14 2011, 5:35pm replied:

I'm a dirty boy! XD

+2 votes   article: Major Update - 13/10/11
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 14 2011, 1:18pm replied:

I want to make a dirty joke after hearing that but there may be kids here.

+2 votes   article: Major Update - 13/10/11
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 6 2011, 5:52pm says:

This must only be for single player O_O

+1 vote   media: M1014 Dragon's Breath
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 5 2011, 10:29pm says:

What should I masturbate to; the gun or the soldier?

+2 votes   media: Peruvian Female Soldier
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 28 2011, 4:17pm replied:

I was thinking instead of just disappearing they could have explosions.

+1 vote   media: First Strike 1.55 Release Pictures
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 26 2011, 8:33pm says:

If you are Christian, please respect those who aren't...

+1 vote   media: Peace is Coming
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 26 2011, 12:46pm says:

FOR THE REBELLION!!! and cats :D

+2 votes   article: NIC First Strike Campaign 2 Registration
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 24 2011, 11:26am replied:

Ha ha pink M4 FTW! Only REAL men use pink!

+3 votes   media: Misc Updates
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 24 2011, 10:15am replied:

Well not by me, I rarely say that. But you got to admit, this was worth it. By the way, is green and red the only color? It's beyond fine now but is there more?

+3 votes   media: Misc Updates
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 23 2011, 6:30pm replied:

Fellow duders, this was a compliment, so why did I get 3 thumbs down already? I didn't spam, or troll or any of the sort.

+1 vote   media: Misc Updates
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 23 2011, 4:37pm says:

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!! I JUST JIZZED ALL OVER MY CARPET!!!! THE ADJUSTABLE HOLOGRAPH STARTED IT!!! WILL THERE BE MORE THAN RED AND GREEN? NOT THAT THIS ISN'T ENOUGH!! 8D

+1 vote   media: Misc Updates
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 18 2011, 4:59pm says:

Wow, for once you're actually using something you made instead of other property. :)

+1 vote   media: fixed them wheels
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 18 2011, 4:52pm says:

Listen, I think you should keep this but make the map but keep the sunlight the same. You should also darken the other side of the sky and make the sun a more bold like orange. Then I think it would look epic!

+1 vote   media: Alpha project oman 5.0
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 15 2011, 5:16pm says:

I wish we could choose the way our soldier looks.

+2 votes   media: Battlefield 3 SPECACT
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2011, 7:33pm says:

Wow, for once someone appreciates America for it's geographical art and not bitching about politics.

+3 votes   media: Just some american pictures
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 10 2011, 6:04pm replied:

"it should be an attack helicopter" two reasons that was dumb. One, it IS an attack helicopter. Two, it should be a transport helicopter, not an attack helicopter.

-4 votes   media: carepackage heli
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 10 2011, 3:23pm replied:

That doesn't work, automatically un-pauses it.

+1 vote   media: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 9 2011, 3:31pm replied:

They ruin guns just by putting them in their games.

+2 votes   media: MP7 Variations
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 29 2011, 11:03pm replied:

This one gives fire support. Kind of like a mobile sentry turret. Although before this you get one that acts like a mini UAV and programs your hud to give enemy positions.

+1 vote   media: Northern Strike: Single Player
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 29 2011, 9:31pm says:

Did anyone else notice guns coming from the the gun ship where in today's version it shoots missiles?

+1 vote   media: Teaser
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 28 2011, 1:04am says:

All that's missing is a little sign on it saying "Made in China"

+2 votes   media: The Lumberjack
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 24 2011, 8:13pm says:

Guys, this game is a sandbox game, it's not something like PR.

+1 vote   media: ARMA 3 Announcement screens
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 24 2011, 2:41am says:

He was saying this: I AM ED!!! CHEESE OF MACARONI!!!!

+3 votes   media: BF2 glitch
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 23 2011, 6:53pm replied:

Well I see the mag in there, but it's too small XD

+2 votes   media: BF3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 23 2011, 11:41am replied:

I know but you can't pause while doing that and I wanted to get an accurate shot of me shooting the gun.

+1 vote   media: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 23 2011, 1:33am replied:

It's that easy to make a hundred completely different trees you know.

+1 vote   media: Shijia Valley Map
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 18 2011, 3:32pm replied:

ROFL! That's exactly where I get JONES' maps! XD

+1 vote   media: Updated Karkand
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 18 2011, 2:40am replied:

Yet they'll still have higher sales for using most of their money for advertising instead of using it on their games.

+6 votes   article: Modern Warfare 3 to have Dedicated Servers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 17 2011, 10:15am says:

ROFLMAO at the disarming robot crashing! EPIC FAIL! XD

+2 votes   media: Gamescom 2011: Caspian Border
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 17 2011, 3:26am says:

It's from the BF2 Wake Air show map.

+1 vote   media: Aircraft skin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 16 2011, 3:38pm replied:

Alpine Train, Christmas Hill, Eastern Showdown, Down Town, Morning Breeze, Pripiyat, Urban Raid, Vacant...

+4 votes   media: Updated Karkand
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 15 2011, 10:09pm says:

Where's the engineer's face O.o

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 3 SPECACT
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 15 2011, 4:54pm replied:

Forest Railroad, Ginkakuji Siege, City District, Lost Jungle...

+3 votes   media: Updated Karkand
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 13 2011, 10:22pm says:

BLOCK OPS IS MODIFIABLE??? O.O

0 votes   mod: x7'ZombieExtMod
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 12 2011, 11:03am replied:

I'm not giving you bad karma O.o BTW I just make racist jokes, no offense intended. ^^

+1 vote   media: Insurgents
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 11 2011, 3:03pm replied:

O.O

+2 votes   media: 3D Scopes Test
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 10 2011, 3:27pm says:

EPI... ah forget it!

+4 votes   media: New Weapon Animations
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 10 2011, 12:00am says:

BLACK PEOPLE!!!! XD

+2 votes   media: MARPAT V2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 9 2011, 11:57pm replied:

We noticed ;)

0 votes   media: Updated M4A1 Desert Tan Skin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 9 2011, 6:07pm says:

Nice photoshop :p beware the ginger bread snipers!

+3 votes   media: Battlefield Christmas :)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 9 2011, 3:19pm replied:

I'm talking about the dead guy.

+2 votes   media: Updated M4A1 Desert Tan Skin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 9 2011, 2:05pm says:

It looks as though that soldier's head came off and still has that helmet on XD

+2 votes   media: Updated M4A1 Desert Tan Skin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 8 2011, 8:02pm says:

This is the pledge for the republicans.

+1 vote   media: Marx
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 8 2011, 7:59pm replied:

I don't mind. If I have to move for the right reasons, then I will.

+1 vote   media: Free Palestine!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 7 2011, 12:32am replied:

I see a big difference now :D

+2 votes   media: M4A1 3D Sights
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2011, 7:19pm says:

0.0

+1 vote   media: FUUUC
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 3 2011, 4:09pm replied:

Then their best vehicle would be a pickup truck with log in the back, and a dead deer on top.

+1 vote   media: Insurgents
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 3 2011, 4:06pm replied:

Wow, I didn't know all this technology was available during WWII O.o

+1 vote   media: First Battlefield 3 Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 2 2011, 2:57pm replied:

It's called Road to Jalalabad... damn my tongue twisted >.<

+2 votes   media: In-game
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 2 2011, 12:46pm replied:

Why does it automatically zoom out and then hear the sound of the M95 reloading the bolt?

+1 vote   media: Wookie Sniper Mod 1.15 Bot Gameplay
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 1 2011, 2:08pm replied: +1 vote   media: Custom kits
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 30 2011, 12:49pm replied:

If they do that, then they'll look more like red necks rather than insurgents lol.

+6 votes   media: Insurgents
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 24 2011, 12:37am replied:

lol

+1 vote   media: M82A1 Barret Desert Tan Skin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 22 2011, 10:02pm says:

I have a question, I see no matter what kind of comment I put, whether complimenting or criticizing something, all my comments have negative karma all the sudden, I think it's AlMujahideenMuslim, he's always been trolling me, since I got him off my friends list.

+5 votes   media: M82A1 Barret Desert Tan Skin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 21 2011, 12:26am says:

You might wanna move before all that debris falls on you. O.o

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 18 2011, 11:33pm says:

You see that space space between those two tanks? That's the biggest map you'll find in CoD.

0 votes   media: Battlefield 3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 17 2011, 1:18pm says:

um... thank you? I guess?

+2 votes   media: youre welcome
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2011, 3:56pm says:

What am I doing here!? I should be in the downloads section right now! :D

+4 votes   article: Project Reality: BF2 v0.96 Released!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 14 2011, 9:41pm says:

Hey why are you trolling on my account, huh!?

+3 votes   member: AlMujahideenMuslim
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 13 2011, 12:42am says:

WAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

+1 vote   article: Project Reality: BF2 v0.96 Preload
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 11 2011, 10:22pm replied:

You just run and prone, but it's all in 3P you can't see it in 1P. You can also strafe sideways and prone to roll as well. That's 3P as well.

+2 votes   media: Alpha Project 0.1 Teaser
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 11 2011, 10:18pm replied:

No wonder my water guns as a kid suck bull crap in aiming.

+1 vote   media: Weapons/Animations Update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2011, 12:51pm says:

CATS RULE!

0 votes   media: Wikipedia
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2011, 11:17am says:

You guys need to fix this. I click download and it doesn't download.

+1 vote   download: DWBAL 4th beta
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 5 2011, 4:34pm replied:

*face palm* I beg of you to tell me where this spelling mistake is because there's none.

+1 vote   media: BFBC Vietnam
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 3 2011, 12:34am replied:

I would like you guys to stop talking about what you like :P

+2 votes   media: My Best HK textures Yet
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 2 2011, 10:23am says:

Get ready to get SD'd!

+2 votes   media: MP5SD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 1 2011, 5:18pm says:

How long did it take you to find enough people to waste their time? lol

+2 votes   media: sraw and eryx firing
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 30 2011, 12:45am says:

I would run into a jewish church wearing this and screaming xD

+1 vote   media: Promotional War Posters
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 26 2011, 10:01pm says:

I live near Detroit and this is talking casually where I live.

+2 votes   media: Black Man Angry at Toys R Us
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2011, 9:51pm replied:

*cricket, cricket, cricket* jk :D

+1 vote   media: Logistics
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2011, 2:52pm says:

WTH? I can't see anything on this guy! It's so dark and I only see half of it!

-1 votes   media: BF3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2011, 2:51pm replied:

ENEMY SPAMMER SPOTTED! ENEMY SPAMMER SPOTTED! ENEMY SPAMMER SPOTTED! That's what I want to tell the commanders in bf2 -_-

+9 votes   media: Shouty man
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2011, 1:51am replied:

I know right? :P

+1 vote   media: New stuff part two
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 21 2011, 1:46pm says:

The advertisement was longer than the video...

+1 vote   media: Saiga12
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 20 2011, 5:14pm says:

I prefer the P90 with aim-point but I will congrats you on the effort and success into this, looks good :)

+1 vote   media: p90 iron
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2011, 8:22am replied:

Youtube.com is this the map? It looks cool :)

+1 vote   media: M4_recoil
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 12 2011, 7:38pm replied:

Youtube.com
This looks pretty big in my opinion (for CoD it's huge xD)

+1 vote   media: M4_recoil
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 12 2011, 12:26pm says:

You should also get much bigger maps with long range fighting like real war.

+1 vote   media: M4_recoil
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 8 2011, 5:58pm says:

Reminds me of Star Wars.

+1 vote   media: Whats going on here?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 8 2011, 5:36pm says:

That looks awesome!

+1 vote   media: Future M4 Tactical
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2011, 8:54am replied:

Oh, okay :)

+1 vote   media: M4A1 EoTech Version
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 3 2011, 5:26pm says:

I'm no expert but is it really suppose to be that big?

+1 vote   media: M4A1 EoTech Version
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 1 2011, 4:48pm says:

To be honest, it's too far off to the right. And the gun is too high as well. But it's nice.

+1 vote   media: Scar h
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 28 2011, 10:50pm says:

Someone tell me what is new about this besides the map?

+1 vote   download: bf2 21c mini mod
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 27 2011, 11:42pm says:

I concur with the night vision :)

+1 vote   media: Finish Map : Service Tunnel
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 23 2011, 9:45pm replied:

The Marines? I think your taking the name too literally. Marine means aquatic but the USMC are actually used on land most of the time. The Navy SEALS are the ones on most aquatic.

+1 vote   media: update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 23 2011, 4:25pm says:

Why's the ARMY fighting the drug dealers!? The Army is meant for war, not fighting against drug dealers!

+2 votes   media: Costomizable clan tags
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 22 2011, 9:49pm replied:

Is that a mod name for bf2?

0 votes   media: blood & gore
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 13 2011, 8:56pm says:

Looks cool!

+1 vote   media: M4A1 ACOG Tan Skin Update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 13 2011, 1:21pm says:

Tbe honest, this was a big let down to me, it only had 3 simple maps and the M16 animation sucks. This mod didn't have even 1% of what I saw in the screenshots for the mod.

+4 votes   download: Global Conflict Beta 1
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 10 2011, 6:48pm says:

EPIC!

+1 vote   media: Conflict 2142 - Strike at Karkand 2142
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 6 2011, 8:20pm says:

Wow, this really should take place at night. Looks so ugly in pink daylight.

+1 vote   media: preview "New Town"
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 3 2011, 4:08pm replied:

Congratulations! Your comment has been buried, you must feel very special now :)

+2 votes   media: Arms/Hands
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 2 2011, 4:13pm says:

Wow! I thought it was going to be hard to make shadows for it! I didn't even bother asking cause I didn't think it was worth it! Great job!

+1 vote   media: Dropkits
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 29 2011, 4:01pm replied:

lol

+1 vote   media: Type 95 Assault Rifle
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 17 2011, 1:48pm says:

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! JK :P

+2 votes   download: Project Reality Single Player v0.95 Map Pack
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 9 2011, 11:25am replied:

Well the M203 LOOKS more futuristic than this one but don't judge a book by its cover :)

+1 vote   media: M4/XM320 Preview
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 2 2011, 12:47pm replied:

God and maybe, just maybe, you can make it not look like the stock is on his cheek.

+1 vote   media: battlefield evolved beta gameplay
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 2 2011, 12:44pm says:

Why would you show all these things if you're not going to put them in the mod?

+1 vote   media: new boat model
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 26 2011, 3:52pm says:

I like how you made it looks so natural with the battle scars and rust.

+1 vote   media: M4A1 Tan Skin Ingame
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 18 2011, 3:40pm says:

What movie is this? :P

+1 vote   media: First Battlefield 3 Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 18 2011, 3:33pm says:

Can't wait to obliterate the enemy with this!

+1 vote   media: Stationary PKM by Rhys
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 12 2011, 8:27pm replied:

Good enough for me :)

+1 vote   media: M16A4 Aimpoint HD Skin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 12 2011, 5:14pm says:

Hey, are you also going to make new reloading animations?

+1 vote   media: M16A4 Aimpoint HD Skin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 5 2011, 7:09pm says:

Is it christmas already?

+11 votes   media: Pickup Kits
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 25 2011, 1:47pm says:

Does this mean you will be able to use the small machine gun next to the cannon?

+1 vote   media: BTR-90 and LAV-25
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 17 2011, 4:05pm says:

Finally, an assault rifle version of this gun!

+1 vote   media: QBZ TYPE 95
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 11 2011, 10:31pm says:

Soooo... more detail on what this does?

+1 vote   download: Genesis Expansion Project
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 7 2011, 10:09pm says:

Looks like a ghost town. Cool :)

+2 votes   media: Sandstorm Effect
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 6 2011, 2:14pm says:

Awesome! But's what's wrong with M203? You just want to add something new?

+1 vote   media: M4/XM320 Preview
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2011, 11:32am replied:

Good because bf2 isn't much without violence :)

+1 vote   mod: AirOne Racing
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2011, 8:37pm says:

Holly ****, that's a stealth helicopter right!?

+1 vote   media: RA66
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2011, 4:37pm says:

Will there be cars with weapons as well?

+2 votes   mod: AirOne Racing
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2011, 2:45pm replied:

Awesome!

+2 votes   member: Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2011, 2:37pm says:

lol that explosion would've vaporized the helicopter. :P

+1 vote   media: 369
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 24 2011, 10:10am says:

Reminds me of Charlie Brown :P

+1 vote   media: Northern Lights
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 22 2011, 9:48pm replied:

Yeah, I'm sorry from my reaction, I was in a bad mood :)

-3 votes   media: Star Wars First Strike Sandtrooper Action Figure
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 22 2011, 2:29pm buried:

(buried)

Oh my god, please tell me this is a joke? The mod is barely popular and you guys are trying to sell action figures now? FINISH THE MOD FIRST!!!!

-18 votes   media: Star Wars First Strike Sandtrooper Action Figure
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 22 2011, 10:28am replied:

"It's not nam"??

+2 votes   media: Miscellaneous Screens
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2011, 5:40pm says:

I like the blue one :)

+4 votes   media: NAC Flag/Logos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2011, 4:19pm says:

Maybe you can use the knife animation for the raptors when they claw or bite people :P

+2 votes   mod: BattleRaptors
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 5 2011, 4:16pm replied:

Will you be able to fix it?

+1 vote   media: Frostbite Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 2 2011, 5:03pm says:

The shadows look fantastic!

+1 vote   media: Ingame Screenshot Render
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 30 2010, 12:53pm says:

This would look really cool with a drum mag!

+1 vote   media: M369 HMG Rifle
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2010, 8:25pm says:

Looks like the graphic settings are low.

+4 votes   media: In-game
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2010, 7:36pm replied:

In a non-gay way right?

+8 votes   media: M4+GL Eotech
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 18 2010, 11:18am replied:

Operation Greasy Mullet

+1 vote   media: Allied Intent Xtended 2.0 Teaser Trailer
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 17 2010, 5:15pm replied:

You mean get better textures? Because he's already working on that :)

+2 votes   media: New M249SAW
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2010, 9:06pm says:

Could you increase the accuracy of all guns so I can walk and shoot enemies with out wasting my ammo?

+1 vote   media: Battlerecorder footage
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2010, 7:25pm says:

All of the troops look like AI but it seems like a lot of online lag, so is it online or not?

+1 vote   media: OLD Global Conflict Beta Trailer
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 15 2010, 4:32pm says:

Can you make the M16 reload the REAL way?

0 votes   media: M16A2 Vid
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 13 2010, 7:41pm says:

I think the rifleman should get get an M14.

+1 vote   media: Miscellaneous Screens
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 13 2010, 4:34pm replied:

A.K.A. not out yet.

+1 vote   media: IT'S THE MALEVOLENCE!!! RUN!!!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2010, 10:55pm replied:

Could they also be used as spawn points?

+2 votes   media: Battle of Hoth WIP Shots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 30 2010, 8:31pm replied:

Lol that looks funny.

+1 vote   media: Miscellaneous Screens
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 26 2010, 11:01am says:

I like their clothing, makes them look like bad *****!

+1 vote   media: Get Ready For Demo!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 25 2010, 11:36am replied:

I think he means holding it from the bottom and not holding it like a grip.

0 votes   media: Filled Mags Feature 2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 25 2010, 11:34am says:

It would be nice the lens was a bit more red.

+1 vote   media: M16A4 Grip Red Dot
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 16 2010, 9:10pm says:

I congratulate you on making that but I'm just saying I prefer it the way it already was but you don't have to listen to what I want.

+2 votes   media: G3 with new stock
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 1 2010, 8:48pm says:

I prefer it longer.

+1 vote   media: M249 PIP
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 23 2010, 11:25pm says:

What time will it be for someone who lives in Michigan, America?

+1 vote   article: Community Games Reminder
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 21 2010, 4:16pm replied:

yay!

+1 vote   media: Russian weapons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 19 2010, 5:14pm says:

Hmm, their lighting just doesn't seem to go with the environment.

+1 vote   media: Specter-179
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 16 2010, 2:31pm says:

Can you tweak the over heat on the LMG's so they can shoot for longer periods of time?

+1 vote   media: Russian weapons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 16 2010, 9:52am replied:

Yeah but can you change the part of the hand guard on top of the barrel of the gun? I think that's what I'm noticing.

+1 vote   media: M16A4
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 14 2010, 5:12pm says:

Man is doing easy or hard?

+1 vote   media: New Guns Part 2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 11 2010, 6:16pm says:

I wish I could have PR :(

+1 vote   media: Shturm-S
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 7 2010, 7:08pm says:

This is great, when ever I see someone make an M4 with iron sights, it just looks like they removed the scope but this is better.

+1 vote   media: m4 ironsight
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 5 2010, 5:04pm says:

This made me cry, I'm speechless, too good for words, sniff. <:)

+1 vote   article: Project Reality v0.95 Trailer
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 4 2010, 7:34pm says:

This is the biggest and most popular mod ever and it still keeps getting better!

+1 vote   media: Thermal Imaging
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 4 2010, 7:32pm says:

Can't wait to see them use all the H&K weapons!

+1 vote   media: German Forces
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2010, 9:18pm replied:

Woooooow.

+1 vote   media: Taliban
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 27 2010, 3:30pm replied:

Can you make em work?

+1 vote   media: L22A2
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2010, 10:01pm says:

If only players online traveled in big squads like that for big battles instead of running off alone between the buildings and dive kills all the time.

+1 vote   media: First Strike Release Trailer
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2010, 3:46pm says:

Looks awesome!

+1 vote   media: another update
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2010, 3:45pm says:

cool!

+1 vote   media: M4 GL and Makarov
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 30 2010, 10:36pm says:

Let us know when you got the new AK-47 in the mod :)

+1 vote   media: new stuff...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 30 2010, 10:02pm says:

Everything in this picture is great!... except for the face, give em ski masks or do something to fix their faces.

+1 vote   media: AK-74 Olive Drab Scoped
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 30 2010, 7:39pm replied:

ESPECIALLY modern warfare 2, my brother say's it's more realistic than bf2, thumbs up this comment if you think my bro needs to get a life, apologize to me and call himself muffin brain. :)

+8 votes   media: Chechen Rebels
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 29 2010, 3:17pm says:

Give it the default textures

+2 votes   media: new stuff...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 24 2010, 10:30pm replied:

This is going to make MW2 look bad, lol

+1 vote   media: Vector
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 24 2010, 4:31pm says:

You my friend have an imagination made of gold, or diamond, or whatever you like.

+1 vote   media: UGSV Unmanned Ground Sentry Vehicle
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 23 2010, 12:05pm replied:

Try using google crome

+1 vote   media: Beretta Anims + Reload
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 24 2014, 10:44pm says:

Since my computer lags a lot when I make my own bots, is there a server running this mod that runs its own bots?

+1 vote   mod: FH2: zombies mini-mod
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 24 2014, 10:41pm says:

What's he ******** in the last scene?

+2 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 23 2014, 3:50pm says:

Every time I finish I think "In God's name what have I become?"

+6 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 22 2014, 11:27am says:

As I read this my pants are getting tighter.

+4 votes   article: Singleplayer Update: Hoth Outpost
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 19 2014, 11:07am replied:

Yes *squirts lotion* please describe how awesome I am, oh yes oh say how genius I am yes! F*ck yeah! Ahhhhhh...

+2 votes   media: Sigmund Freud
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 19 2014, 10:27am replied:

I don't know if any amount of feathers could lift a 6-7 ton animal like that lol

+1 vote   media: T-Rex
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 19 2014, 10:23am replied:

As of today we know a lot about how dinosaurs looked at least regarding posture and muscle placements. Dinosaur heads are easy too because their heads mostly match the shape of their skulls like crocodilians. Have you heard of two dinosaur mummies found? Both are hadrosaurs. One is named Leonardo and the other is named Arizona and what makes them special is that actual skin, muscles, and organs have been preserved.

+2 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 18 2014, 5:36pm replied:

He looks a little bit like me. My narcissistic side is telling me to subscribe.

+2 votes   member: Simcardo
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 18 2014, 5:34pm says:

Hawt?

+1 vote   media: Hanar - Mass Effect
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 18 2014, 5:32pm says:

I was about to say this is creepy and perverted, but I clicked this page and this comment proves it. I'm no better.

+1 vote   media: Because Ryan still lurks here hue
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 18 2014, 5:07pm says:

Update: I'm in Community college now

+1 vote   media: Loser Bingo
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 18 2014, 9:38am says:

Egypt government attacks secular protesters: no intervention
Syrian Civil war killing hundreds of thousands of civilians: no intervention
Islamist extremists encouraging revolution in Libya: freedom times are of coming

+3 votes   media: Interventionism: Where to draw the line?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 18 2014, 9:32am says:

They're stubborn babies who want to force you to change, so you do what you want regardless of what they say. The more we give in to their scare tactics the more encouraged they will be. Hell the terrorists get ***** when they turn on their TV and see everyone "never forgetting 9/11" because the more we try to "respect" the victims of terrorists, the more ******* the terrorists have.

+3 votes   media: How Do You Fight Terrorism?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 17 2014, 2:18pm says:

Keel zeh fascists! Down with humanarchy! Rise my brothers!

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 16 2014, 8:44pm says:

Is it just me or does the environment look better than the soldier?

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 4 Final Stand Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 16 2014, 8:43pm says:

All that pistol is missing is a grenade launcher.

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 4 Final Stand Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 14 2014, 6:10pm replied:

You could but let him keep the tail feathers, they're the only things allowing him to get laid.

+1 vote   media: T-Rex
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 14 2014, 6:04pm says:

What map is that?

+1 vote   media: unseen fh2 content
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 14 2014, 6:02pm says:

What game is this for?

+1 vote   media: Custom Normandy Map - new British stuff!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 14 2014, 3:36am says:

Bloody moderates.

+2 votes   media: John Cleese on Extremism
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 13 2014, 2:08pm says:

I wonder how the mating will go.

+1 vote   media: Supersymmetry
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 13 2014, 2:05pm says:

Nice, but the fingers are too separated. Iguanodon had hoof-like forearms so the fingers were rigid horizontally.

+4 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 13 2014, 1:52pm replied:

You forgot to mention that ducks also gang rape.

+5 votes   media: Isn't nature grand?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 12 2014, 5:27pm says:

I love pizza

+1 vote   group: Pizza lovers group
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2014, 8:48pm replied:

"We did drugs, had lots of sex, didn't work, traveled the country, and had even more sex. Let's make sure our kids don't suffer the same fate."

+2 votes   media: Oppression Hysteria
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2014, 8:47pm says:

I remember parodies of Hitler as early as Monty Python, funny how we became more sensitive to WW2 now than before.

+1 vote   media: When does something become offensive?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2014, 6:52pm replied:

If it emulates LAN, how can people all over the internet play on it and not just local?

+1 vote   article: First Strike: A Year in Review 2014
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 10 2014, 3:38pm replied:

I know right? You even went out of your way to separate it from all the other icons.

0 votes   media: Desktop
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2015, 11:16am says:

"danny911" O_o

+2 votes   media: My organized desktop.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 14 2015, 8:21pm replied:

It's a very dull blade that couldn't even scratch scientific truth.

+3 votes   media: Science Slicer !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 12 2015, 11:32am says:

Looks like Schultz from Hogan's Heroes

+1 vote   media: derp
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 12 2015, 11:26am replied:

That's when you pull over and beat the **** out of them and leave. Simple as that. They think they have special rights because they're more vulnerable, show them that their vulnerability is a weakness not a strength.

+6 votes   media: I have the things
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2015, 2:32pm says:

Face... OFF!

+1 vote   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 30 2014, 2:49am says:

Only fools will be fooled by this foolish attempt to fool the fools of fooldom.

+1 vote   media: Making the most of a bad situation
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 30 2014, 2:48am says:

The Jihad is strong with this one.

+5 votes   media: snackbar
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 9 2014, 3:14am replied:

Joe Biden he's the Vice President. Here's more about him from America's finest news source Theonion.com

+3 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 5 2014, 10:43pm says:

I masturbated to this.

+1 vote   media: Much Better
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 2 2014, 5:52pm says:

Wow, just wow. If this doesn't utterly destroy her fan base, then her fans aren't manipulated, they truly are as stupid as she is.

+3 votes   media: G8 B8 M8
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 1 2014, 10:57am replied:

*plumage

+2 votes   media: T-Rex
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 26 2014, 4:23pm replied:

And a sexier beard.

+3 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 22 2014, 11:55am says:

Kitten pumped on speed.

+2 votes   media: hehehe
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 22 2014, 11:53am says:

Is that a cat sitting against a mirror and doing weird stretches?

+4 votes   media: Rorschach test
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 15 2014, 12:31pm says:

Hawt.

+2 votes   media: love it when this happens in photoshop
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2014, 10:29am says:

"No you stupid child this is wrong! You disgrace our lord and savior! Where's all the blood? Where's his gorgeous biceps? Where are the thousands of people worshipping him? I don't care if you are five! More blood for zeh blood god!"

+7 votes   media: Art.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 14 2014, 10:26am says:

They're onto us! Because we are convinced by scientific evidence every life form is in a slow process of evolution, we support eugenics! Curses! This will ruin our plan for infanticide under the code name of Planned Parenthood!

+4 votes   media: Flawless Logic
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 6 2014, 1:47pm replied:

That's incest.

+2 votes   media: Few pics...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 6 2014, 9:25am says:

Is interracial really a fetish?

+2 votes   media: Few pics...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Nov 2 2014, 10:17am says:

This is horrifying.

+12 votes   media: Beauty and the BEES?!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 18 2014, 9:08pm says:

Awesome

+1 vote   media: The Fire Rises
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 15 2014, 11:05am replied:

He got possessed.

+6 votes   media: banana
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 13 2014, 4:14pm replied:

ikr? Wouldn't the red hot barrel melt it into water pretty quickly?

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 13 2014, 3:54pm replied:

You're welcome. Sweet dreams.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 12 2014, 8:16pm says:

Looks like a bunch of worms swimming in elephant ****

+9 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 8 2014, 8:02pm says:

If only...

+10 votes   media: it's working!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 7 2014, 7:55am says:

In the last scene, his moustache looks like it's in his mouth.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 5 2014, 1:54pm says:

Jesus Christ is mah nigga...

+4 votes   media: Rappin' for Jesus
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 5 2014, 3:59am says:

Someone send this to the Drunken Peasants now.

+8 votes   media: share a coke
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 4 2014, 9:57pm says:

And why isn't that egg in between two buns?

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 3 2014, 11:55am says:

Ya'll motha fuckas need Jesus.

+3 votes   media: Hey, Scotty!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Oct 2 2014, 8:25am replied:

George Carlin actually said that first I think.

+3 votes   media: ...on voting...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2014, 4:56pm replied:

... oh and the gun too.

+1 vote   media: Taiwanese Soldiers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 30 2014, 4:46pm replied:

I had a good sense of humor when I was 15.

+1 vote   media: An angry nazi
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 23 2014, 6:50pm says:

I've always wanted to cover Harley Quinn with my special mix.

+4 votes   media: Some right in the childhoods
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 22 2014, 1:19am says:

I heart dinosaurs.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 16 2014, 7:39pm says:

His grammar is killing me.

+1 vote   media: I give you... things
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 15 2014, 5:59pm says:

Iguanas are awesome.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 15 2014, 5:57pm says:

Makes more sense than being afraid of your car flipping when on a civilian highway.

+4 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 11 2014, 10:25am says:

Found the Mythbusters today

+3 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 9 2014, 9:16am says:

Mmm they'd make a nice touch to my Satanic stue.

0 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 6 2014, 2:48pm says:

With all the amens every family makes at their dinners, you'd think we would've eradicated starvation and disease.

+8 votes   media: Amen - IT WORKS!!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Sep 2 2014, 6:02pm says:

Picard dreaded the idea of being an admiral.

+1 vote   media: A bad day for Picard
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 30 2014, 3:16pm says:

Well this can join the groups that infested deviantart.

+1 vote   media: Tales from 4chan
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2014, 2:24pm replied:

Me is moh soffistication then yuo.

+2 votes   media: Nailed It!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 21 2014, 2:12pm says:

I think it's fitting punishment for buying a snickers bar with a credit card.

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 18 2014, 12:06am says:

Wow EA Sports has good graphics.

+16 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 15 2014, 3:44am says:

Child trafficking...

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 15 2014, 3:41am says:

Seems like no one has empathy anymore.

+5 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 14 2014, 2:22am says:

Yeah, last time I went a week without video games I went on a raping spree. I usually make portals, shoot people, create dinosaurs, and build ships to get the rape out of me.

+18 votes   media: Are you not entertained!?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 6 2014, 10:33am replied:

Wisdom, such as not trying to jump over a trash can when the grass is wet.

+1 vote   media: Fail (gif)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 11:20pm replied:

Stop ruining our ignorant, insensitive fun.

+1 vote   media: Drifting APC
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 9:21pm says:

I would've joined the hug if he really did that.

+1 vote   media: Gags: Just For Laughs - The Baby Throw Prank
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 4 2014, 12:54pm says:

You see? Cats ARE more badass than dogs.

+1 vote   media: vs
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 2 2014, 9:38pm says:

There are several other anatomical details we know about.

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Aug 1 2014, 6:23pm replied:

Oh man I thought it was a myth lol.

+2 votes   media: Sigmund Freud
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 31 2014, 3:12pm says:

I was getting interested till 'balls' was mentioned.

+8 votes   media: Here you guys go
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 31 2014, 10:49am says:

Yes I'd like to make an order from the Yukon, minus the Eskimo.

+3 votes   media: Nuclear Bunker Entrance
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 27 2014, 12:10am replied:

I know. I exaggerate things a little to add shock value.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 17 2014, 10:38pm replied:

Ha, I don't even have a sister! It's my cousin I'm attra... never mind.

+2 votes   media: Sigmund Freud
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 17 2014, 6:10pm replied:

"Okay class, you get free education on how sexy, super awesome and badass our great leader Stalin is. Any joking about him will result in a timeout in the Gulag."

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 16 2014, 7:25pm says:

Sums up the police.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2014, 9:14pm replied:

Obviously you hate him because you hated your father for sexually abusing you as a child. See what I did there?

+2 votes   media: Sigmund Freud
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2014, 9:12pm replied:

Don't worry I won't say it... "LOOK OUT HE'S LOOSE!!!" *blasts entire room with lasers*

+2 votes   media: Dathomir: Prison Break
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 15 2014, 9:16am replied:

It's a commercial. I think for something that stops you from farting. You can never tell a product from its commercial anymore.

+5 votes   media: The world cup in a nutshell
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 8:40pm says:

The picture is a repost but the commentary is different.

+4 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 2:40pm replied:

Will our hero return? Stay tuned till next week as our hero battles with a Nazi troll! Who will win!?

+1 vote   media: well that was unexpected...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 1:52pm replied:

Werk harter!

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 10 2014, 12:58am replied:

Only if it's seen, it's harder to get away with murder.

+1 vote   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:48pm says:

Repost?

+6 votes   media: More Humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:41am replied:

Kalga is Asian, he's genetically predipositioned to enjoy these things.

+4 votes   media: MK's Mileena & Jade in real world
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:30am says:

Since killing is illegal, I just get out my key and scratch a pentagram right on his door.

+7 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:23am says:

You mean I've been in a manipulative relationship since my first day at school?

+3 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 9 2014, 1:18am says:

Made in Chernobyl?

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 8 2014, 1:00am replied:

I meant NATO lol

+1 vote   media: Controvertial Humor 1 - MERICAA
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2014, 5:59pm says:

Patriotism is doing what's best for your country, not for your leaders... oops forgot this was the humor group.

+5 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2014, 5:56pm says:

Smells like a Capitalist Utopia.

+8 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2014, 5:56pm says:

Living in Michigan, this isn't news to me.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 4 2014, 5:54pm says:

Well then where is my 10 meter beard?

+8 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 3 2014, 10:49pm says:

Am I missing a third meaning for 'stat'?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 3 2014, 10:43pm says:

This was actually pretty clever.

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 3 2014, 10:42pm says:

The nerve of that kid.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 3 2014, 10:39pm says:

Same ****, different day.

+2 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jul 2 2014, 1:57pm replied:

Iraq knows that feeling. :)

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 30 2014, 5:11pm says:

How's the weather down there?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 28 2014, 11:01pm replied:

I'm sure the tapes show the house owner doing the abusing. Plus, too many people antagonize burglars. If you want to frame someone, implying your a burglar doesn't help unless you're telling the truth. In this case, the lawbreaker caught a real criminal.

+4 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 28 2014, 10:57am says:

You rack disciprine!

+4 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 12:12pm replied:

How dare they rebel against their gods!

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 2:39am says:

The true Communist revolution starts with one disgruntled worker ******* his boss off.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 25 2014, 2:34am replied: +6 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 21 2014, 6:53pm says:

I know some bronies that'll jump at this lol

+2 votes   media: New Advanced Tactical Combat Uniform
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 21 2014, 10:49am says:

All the sudden, I'm only seeing like 6 servers popping up and I haven't changed the filters. All the populated servers such as 762 and WaW are gone and some others, but my updater says I'm updated to the latest version of FH2. I'm wondering if the servers and everyone else updated and my updater is broken, or are other people having the same problem? I figured since your an admin of one of the 762 servers you might have an idea what's wrong.

+1 vote   member: Neo82
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 21 2014, 10:22am says:

CABBAGE FOR ZEH CABBAGE GOD!

+2 votes   media: Cabbage...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 21 2014, 10:17am replied:

That's what our ideology is about: consumption. If you don't buy commodities, you're unpatriotic.

+3 votes   media: Smile..(No Country Balls)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 19 2014, 1:34pm says:

This looks like just a remake of the one with the submarine.

+3 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 17 2014, 8:52pm replied:

Why get a life when I can come here?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 17 2014, 8:50pm replied:

Viruses are microscopic and can kill you. You argument invalid.

+10 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 17 2014, 10:55am says:

Can this Poland into space?

+2 votes   media: Smile(dot)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 17 2014, 9:03am says:

Poor France, you'd think Vietnam would've shown up with a tumor coming out of its eye.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 14 2014, 6:30pm says: +1 vote   media: Smile or just smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 14 2014, 6:26pm says:

Why is Michigan shown as Soviet?

+1 vote   media: Smile or just smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2014, 8:12pm says:

I like how the artist added the kiwi bird for New Zealand :3

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2014, 7:20pm says:

Polan ball: Soviet yuo of heroings!
Soviet ball: Actually you can handle Nazi ball yourself, you never into liking me anschluss yuo!
Polan ball: Wat! 0_0 Kurwa...

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 13 2014, 7:18pm says:

Either they're very nice, or they're frighteningly obsessed with regular customers. Once you start coming to them, you don't stop... ever.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 9 2014, 1:43pm replied:

What Russia did was obviously a selfish act. They could've kept exploiting Ukraine by just maintaining good economic relations, but they prefered blunt force which obviously doesn't work. A happy cow produces more milk. At least the West have the decency to insidiously seduce other countries with immediate wealth and consumption while sucking their resources.

+2 votes   media: Russia's Troll Army
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 9 2014, 12:16pm replied:

I can't remember I saw it on YouTube once but I can't remember the name.

+1 vote   media: Have some stuff (mixed)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 9 2014, 1:02am replied:

It is

+3 votes   media: Have some stuff (mixed)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:29pm says:

Repost... I'm starting to take pride in saying that.

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:24pm says:

Get away you filthy human!

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:21pm replied:

*watches for 6 hours*

+3 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:12pm says:

I feel my testosterone seeping from my eyes.

+1 vote   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:10pm replied:

I would've put a saddle on that boy.

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:04pm says:

Repost.

+3 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 5:02pm says: +1 vote   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 4:49pm says:

I think this is a repost.

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 5 2014, 4:39pm replied:

They're fruits. Citrus fruits.

+1 vote   media: GIF storm inbound!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 1:20am says:

Without the mattress, the gate to hell would've been opened.

+4 votes   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 1:10am replied:

Yes, bottling is a good word too.

+2 votes   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 1:06am says:

You see the heels grip the soil better...

+1 vote   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 4 2014, 12:50am replied:

I think it's an old lady.

+3 votes   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jun 1 2014, 5:20pm says: +2 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 31 2014, 1:57am says:

I wish I had a beautiful beard... well I do it's just in the wrong place.

+3 votes   media: Me when someone ask me to shave my beard
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 30 2014, 12:56pm replied:

Lol

+1 vote   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 30 2014, 1:31am replied:

Very thick and strong...

+3 votes   media: Smile.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 29 2014, 2:20pm says:

Or doing something you're suppose to do.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 28 2014, 7:02pm says:

It looks like this is in an office, so maybe is so that the boss doesn't find out .

+5 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 27 2014, 10:59pm says:

I like how the bottom eye lids look like they're squinting, as if he's preparing for it to stab his foot and then fire.

+3 votes   media: Laugh.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 26 2014, 9:41pm says:

It is kind of sad that humans have bred chickens to lose their ability to fly :(

-1 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:50pm replied:

And in anime, we can all guess what the kraken is going to do... Fc05.deviantart.net

+2 votes   media: Gasp! It can't be! Oh no! Were DOOMED!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:48pm says:

He has a fedora, so if he had a beard... oh my jizzums.

+1 vote   media: Oh goodness
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:39pm replied:

School buses... Youtube.com

+1 vote   media: Advice
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:37pm says:

It looks terrifyingly similar to the Doge meme.

+1 vote   media: Lion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 25 2014, 7:32pm replied:

It got stuck in her pussy obviously.

+5 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 24 2014, 10:54am replied:

.....when?

+4 votes   media: How it works
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 22 2014, 7:40pm says:

France... must be France.

+10 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 11:50pm replied:

HE'S A HERETIC TOO!!! BUUURRNNNN HIM!!! Youtube.com

+11 votes   media: Poor Guy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 8:10pm says:

Is this a joke for Grammar Nazis?

+1 vote   media: Read this (updated)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 7:48pm replied:

And with great velocity comes great kinetic energy.

+7 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 2:55pm replied:

*responds angrily with statistics of people dead under Communism*

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 21 2014, 2:49pm says:

That last look on her face makes me think she has Mry's body in her trunk already.

+3 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 20 2014, 3:36pm says:

Especially if horror music comes out when an overdramatic narrator says "HE'S BEEN SELLING WEED!"

+6 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 16 2014, 4:34pm says:

"How was that ladies?"
"Uh... never mind"

+4 votes   media: Have Sports Humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 16 2014, 4:23pm says:

This is a lot less threatening than nuclear weapons in my opinion.

+3 votes   media: Autonomous warfare
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 4:19pm says:

I believe everyone has a right to their opinion and I get mad whenever I see an article about someone getting fired for just one damn post on the internet. Even if an employee is racist or homophobic, if they can get along with coworkers and do their job, they shouldn't be fired. Of course they only get fired about this stuff if the information gets wide attention and then people will stop buying from the company the person works at. It's sad when the news media focuses on insignificant tweets.

+6 votes   media: Right to Forget
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 3:49pm says:

Finally an honest ad.

+9 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 3:40pm says:

I stare at its tits, so ha!

+8 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 15 2014, 3:38pm says:

Throwing out a "Dark Side of the Moon" poster? Heresy.

+7 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 9:35pm says:

I've never seen a sting ray do that before. I have learnt today.

+1 vote   media: Majestical
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 9:32pm says:

And his friend was even more ingenious.

+1 vote   media: Philosophical Genius
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 5:52pm says:

What a buzz kill.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 4:47pm says:

'Murica **** yeah!

+3 votes   media: More Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 4:44pm replied:

That and the **** stains on the toilet seat.

+10 votes   media: More Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 4:15pm replied:

"Two can play at that game"
I'm sorry Knight but people are trying to debate here, not see who can make the best comeback. It's unfortunate when the debate group has become a boxing ring for people who just want to provoke and annoy.

-1 votes   media: A World Without Religion
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 3:55pm replied:

Fordham.edu
Shmoop.com
Gendercide.org
Marxists.org
The last link talks about the Soviet Union and how they weren't Communist, but in fact a dictatorship labeling itself as something it's not. I would give you all of this information myself but since you love links so much I gave you some from reliable sources. This should give some insight into historical facts that refute everything you've mentioned.

+1 vote   media: Is the Bible pro life?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 2:50pm says:

Depends on when you die.

+3 votes   media: Humor or something like that
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 14 2014, 2:44pm says:

Does the second kick turn the safety on or eject the chamber?

+2 votes   media: Humor or something like that
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 13 2014, 5:35pm replied:

But Spudman, even though religion has little to do with most major wars, it has a lot to do with murder and genocide. While you might not be able to point to any major events, you can see throughout history religious murder has been an everyday thing. Christians have been murdering thousands of Pagans including children since the early hundreds. The infamous empires such as the Spanish Empire and British Empire, have murdered and tortured millions of people because they didn't convert to Christianity. Hundreds of thousands of people burned alive during the witch hunting era.

+1 vote   media: Is the Bible pro life?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 13 2014, 8:12am says:

Remember when topics were debated rather than insignificant skirmishes? I do, before HinduMan. You continuously bring up the same things up over and over again against atheists and has now really just become spam. You've made your viewpoints clear with the last 10 posts you've made. People are bringing in new controversial subjects and you just keep trying to bash atheism and use the pretext "no one has given me a direct answer with evidence" well we try and you just dismiss by referring back to some video which doesn't tell anything. There have been countless attempts to talk to you civilly but you stubbornly dismiss it. Now either move on or move out because you're just wasting space for other debates.

+3 votes   media: Screeching Atheist Arizona Student Vs Pastor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 13 2014, 7:58am says:

Wait, this mod still exists?

+2 votes   download: Leopard 2 MBT
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 12 2014, 8:03am says:

#justrussianthings

+6 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2014, 7:40pm replied:

Only gay people have big black *****. Didn't you know?

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2014, 12:26pm replied:

It was after the Anschluss.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 11 2014, 12:25pm says:

Cosmologically badass man!

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 10 2014, 1:34pm replied:

"It's their faults for getting in the way of the radiation."
~Spetsnaz Doctrine

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 9 2014, 6:29pm says:

Pay debts.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 9 2014, 8:09am says:

Wtf is that new-age zombie from? It must be purged!

+3 votes   media: Transformation over the years
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 7 2014, 1:36am says:

And they rose again in the form of European Union.

+6 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 6 2014, 3:13pm replied:

His chin does look like a mouth.

+8 votes   media: have some more humour
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 5 2014, 3:37pm says:

I don't understand Sweden and Jamaica.

+1 vote   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 11:56pm replied:

I thought it was the other way around and Apple plays you in Capitalist America.

+5 votes   media: Rich men play cards
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 3:30pm replied:

*awkward silence*

+11 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 3:27pm replied:

Yea! They were free and rich til dem commys wanted to take ther guns and money away!

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 3:22pm says:

So astronaut, such space, much floating, wow.

+7 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 3:21pm says:

Made using hammers and sickles.

+13 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 3:20pm replied:

Similar with the same photo but the other one didn't have the Franceball.

+12 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 4 2014, 3:19pm says:

Only you can prevent forest fascism.

+9 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 2 2014, 7:04pm says:

Why am I thinking of the song at the end of Star Wars episode 6 when the Ewoks are having a big party and peace was restored to the galaxy?

+9 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 1 2014, 4:45pm says:

She wants the duck.

+14 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann May 1 2014, 3:20pm replied:

Lt.Dann CAN into brainz! Img.4plebs.org

+2 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 30 2014, 2:53pm replied:

She was being sarcastic because he's panicking about not seeing anything while she has to live with not seeing.

+6 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 30 2014, 3:17am says:

He must've taken his donut.

+4 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 30 2014, 3:15am says:

Tactical roll to confuse enemies.

+3 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 30 2014, 3:10am says:

Someone's first time playing battlefield.

+28 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 29 2014, 11:34pm says:

If he keeps rubbing it, won't it melt from the heat?

+6 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 29 2014, 7:04pm says:

Greece can into moneys!

+1 vote   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 29 2014, 7:01pm replied:

Just make a few gasps and the wounds will heal themselves.

+2 votes   media: In both story and multiplayer...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 29 2014, 7:00pm replied:

Chris Hansen is still on medical leave from that encounter with the Booty Warrior.

+4 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 29 2014, 6:58pm says:

When he called him a commy, I thought the joke would be that the grenade was made in China.

+7 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 28 2014, 4:13pm says:

Donate a billion dollars to the Fight Against Bieber organization.

+8 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 28 2014, 4:10pm says:

Oh no, here come the Nazi puns.

+8 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 28 2014, 4:01pm says:

I'm sure she's in love with you now that you threatened her, girls dig that sort of thing.

+14 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 28 2014, 3:50pm says:

Wait, so do you die for her and THEN do all those other things?

+9 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 28 2014, 3:46pm says:

My first thought was Courage The Cowardly Dog when I saw the foot.

+3 votes   media: other things
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 28 2014, 3:45pm says:

I think everyone will understand the meaning of this automatically, and yes this is very disappointing :(

+6 votes   media: other things
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 26 2014, 3:20pm says:

SpongeBob looks like a bunch of macaroni and cheese stuck together with **** spots on him.

+5 votes   media: Spongeknob
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 25 2014, 11:17am says:

Actually he revealed himself by attacking the fishing line.

+5 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 23 2014, 4:38pm replied:

I think what he's trying to say is that the recoil is so low that you don't need to be very strong or brave to handle it.

+2 votes   media: Automatic 12gauge shotongun
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 23 2014, 9:45am replied:

I think there was an old picture of that in here somewhere.

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 22 2014, 10:04pm says:

Or we can hitch a ride on his Cosmos Ship.

+1 vote   media: Dayum
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 21 2014, 11:44pm says:

Is that the clerk who sucked his ****?

+6 votes   media: Maximum 'Muricah!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 21 2014, 5:29pm says:

Repost.

+1 vote   media: Dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 11:43pm says:

This is just a copy of Epicurus' famous question. Spydersden.files.wordpress.com

+2 votes   media: Take your pick
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 11:40am replied:

Is of stronk too!

+6 votes   media: Nothing to see here officer!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 11:35am replied:

Only then will our lord Gaben accept him as his worshipper.

+5 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 10:34am says:

I don't like to make serious comments on the humor group, but I absolutely despise the way they treat animals that are meant as pets. I don't like to discriminate animals, but dogs and cats were never bred for consumption. Cattle, goats, and sheep have been bred for thousands of years to serve this purpose. They need to better control their population growth. Exterminatus anyone? Jk

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 10:25am says:

"I'll just sleep now and wake up early..."
*stares at eyelids until 3:00 AM, wakes up late tired as hell*
"I'll do it when I get home this time"
*collapses on couch and falls asleep*

+3 votes   media: That moment ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 20 2014, 10:15am says:

Dem serious faces. He will soon evolve into the superior PC race. The Final Solution is in progress.

+7 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 18 2014, 6:05pm replied:

InsanityPays just summed up bf3/4 and cod.

+8 votes   media: AK74U Animations
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 16 2014, 2:14pm says:

^ my transition from childhood to adolescence.

+3 votes   media: have some more humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2014, 10:33pm says:

His name makes me think otherwise.

+8 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2014, 10:16pm says:

Since when is being Satan a bad thing?

+1 vote   media: Burn compilation.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2014, 7:49pm says:

It astounds me all the bad things going on while they're complaining about gender issues that don't exist.

+5 votes   media: Feminism Versus Men's Rights Movement
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 13 2014, 12:39am says:

Kill it.

+6 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 11 2014, 5:12pm says:

I knew it. The United States likes to gain control of countries by helping fascist groups to take over governments.

+4 votes   media: Eastern Ukraine
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 11 2014, 7:41am says:

"... nah! Human, I order you to give me my toy!

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 10 2014, 11:50pm says:

I think that 'wat' is in response to that horrible spelling, word placement, and grammar by jd998.

+4 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 8 2014, 1:29am replied:

A SCRATCH!? YOUR ARM'S OFF!

+9 votes   media: Won't be needing this anymore
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 7 2014, 4:51pm replied:

Rifle squad is more badass.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 7 2014, 4:47pm says:

The truth is strong with this one.

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 4:17pm says:

No Jawas allowed.

+2 votes   media: Advertising Done Right
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 11:31am replied:

A very low possibility, especially in the southern states.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Apr 5 2014, 11:19am says:

If I did this with my cat, I'd need a face replacement.

+10 votes   media: Name*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 27 2014, 6:33pm says:

Us introverts... our superior intellect would not be accepted nor understood by ordinary social people.

+17 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 27 2014, 5:57pm says:

Is this serious?

+4 votes   media: countryball
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 27 2014, 5:49pm replied:

We like butts.

+2 votes   media: dark humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 25 2014, 8:01pm replied:

*Too

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 25 2014, 4:41pm says:

Long range pool stick. Equipped with tactical suppressor.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 24 2014, 11:39pm says:

Warning: I won't like you

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 24 2014, 1:53pm says:

In America, prisoners on death row are put on suicide watch so they don't kill themselves.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 22 2014, 8:50pm replied:

Yes I do.

+3 votes   download: BF2 AFSR 1.0
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 22 2014, 12:38pm says:

Knife through my heart! It hurts so bad!

+6 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 20 2014, 10:24pm says:

Once I saw she was holding the oven's handle, I knew what was going to happen.

+2 votes   media: Have some Humor gifs
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 20 2014, 6:20pm says:

Just smile and leave boys, just smile and leave.

+8 votes   media: Have some Humor gifs
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 20 2014, 3:08pm says:

Looks undead.

+4 votes   media: Funny Vegetables
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 20 2014, 3:01pm replied:

*slowly descends under desk*

+6 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 18 2014, 4:07pm replied:

Newborns. They are sacrifices to our true lord and savior!

+4 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 17 2014, 9:54pm says:

Basically the only way to live up to the ridiculous expectations of teachers is to ******** everything.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 17 2014, 4:07pm says:

Repost. This becoming quite annoyingly repetitive.

-1 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 17 2014, 4:05pm says:

It was a dark day in America's history.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 17 2014, 3:07am replied:

Keep it fresh.

+1 vote   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 17 2014, 3:06am says:

Forward noble steed!

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:52am says:

I've seen worse in Michigan.

+3 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:50am says:

She got startled when her parachute shouted "ANSCHLUSS!"

+4 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:23am says:

Repost.

+1 vote   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 2:18am says:

If I was him, I'd just sit there for 30 minutes motionless, contemplating reality and its profound properties.

+9 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 16 2014, 1:51am says:

I don't understand what's going on.

+5 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 15 2014, 2:22pm replied:

And an Asian school girl.

+5 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 15 2014, 2:19pm says:

Being a cat lover, I almost burst into tears when I saw this.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 15 2014, 2:14pm replied:

Don't start saying YOLO.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 15 2014, 2:13pm replied: +4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 15 2014, 1:58pm says:

Even though they can get it loose from the pole, I doubt they'll be able to ride it away.

+3 votes   media: Really *_*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 13 2014, 4:37pm says:

Repost.

+7 votes   media: Image Dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 13 2014, 4:26pm says:

Tactics and plans are for pussies! If you come back alive it means you didn't kill enough Nazis!

+6 votes   media: more stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 12 2014, 9:49pm says:

Holy **** I have that same exact laptop.

+1 vote   media: Every TCW Fan I have Ever Argued With
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 12 2014, 9:43pm replied:

Looks like I hit a soft spot. But seriously, TB is often short for tuberculosis. I didn't suspect the Cynical Brit until I noticed the British flag.

+2 votes   media: TB
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 12 2014, 9:21pm says:

Funny because Greece was run by Nazis even after WW2.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 11 2014, 10:27pm says:

So true.

+14 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 8 2014, 10:58am says:

Repost

+4 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 7 2014, 4:51pm says:

It would be so awesome if this really happened. Crowds of people waging bets and cheering for the pilot while staring at the other plane on one side of the plane.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 5 2014, 4:05pm says:

Personally, I think this is the most badass thing I've seen in a while.

+5 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 4 2014, 11:56pm says:

I never really understand how people get the words wrong so often.

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 4 2014, 4:55pm replied:

And the gun slung around his back too ;)

+2 votes   media: Meanwhile in Crimea...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 1:50pm replied:

I don't think you can port anything from bf2142 legally unless the mod requires the user to have bf2142.

+1 vote   media: Battle for Nuuk Preview (W.I.P)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 10:45am says:

The resemblance is frightening.

+3 votes   media: Perfectly timed photos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 10:37am says:

Shows our priorities as a human species. Entertainment comes before knowledge.

+8 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Mar 1 2014, 10:28am says:

All your base are belong to us.

+13 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 27 2014, 4:55pm says:

I would actually give him $20 for saying **** to me.

+4 votes   media: ...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 27 2014, 4:49pm says:

To be honest, I think this should be changed to red. The red HUD on the T-90 is quite famous in bf2, and it would be a shame to see it gone. It also just looks cool.

+5 votes   media: Realistic T-80 HUD
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 26 2014, 5:48pm says:

What would Jesus drive...

+2 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 26 2014, 5:19pm says:

I'm always suspicious about protests getting a lot of attention in media and obviously siding with one side. This is just about the interests of the EU clashing with the interests of Russia. Ukrainians see how well the living standard is in the EU and the history of Russian occupation has driven the people to think the EU is the answer. However the brutality of the police has been exaggerated, while the protestors were throwing molotovs are the police, setting people on fire. There are also rumors of EU and NATO giving weapons to some protestors and supporting neo Nazi groups.

+2 votes   media: Revolution in Ukraine - VICE News Dispatch
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 11:48pm replied:

Now you're speaking my language.

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 11:31pm says:

I'm suddenly saddened.

+3 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 11:08pm says:

I think the question of the dead Pakistani is a damn good question.

+6 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 24 2014, 11:00pm says:

I think this is a repost.

+4 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 22 2014, 5:47pm says:

This is just more upsetting.

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 19 2014, 1:09pm says:

Fun times are a'coming.

+4 votes   media: Engineering mistakes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 19 2014, 1:08pm says:

"Well there's your problem"

+3 votes   media: Engineering mistakes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 18 2014, 12:54pm says:

The gun doesn't look like it's pointing to the center of the screen, it seems to be pointing too much to the left.

+1 vote   media: Cryengine 3.5.6 random
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 18 2014, 10:54am replied:

I'm sure Death can help you with your mortality problem.

+3 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 18 2014, 1:07am replied:

Not really, Rob is just stupid. Robert = 6 letters, stupid = 6 letters. Coincidence?

+11 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 18 2014, 1:04am replied:

An *******, sir.

+16 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 17 2014, 12:55pm says:

Tall Justin is such an *******.

+3 votes   media: Tall Justin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 17 2014, 12:45am says:

Metallica is awesome.

+1 vote   media: The God that failed - Metallica
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 16 2014, 8:00pm says:

I'm too quiet they said... They won't judge me they said.

+2 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 15 2014, 10:10am replied:

I think it makes it more epic.

+2 votes   media: Unemployment in the middle earth.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 15 2014, 10:06am says:

It's okay, just go back to your computer and everything will be fine.

+3 votes   media: Valentines Day
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 15 2014, 12:40am replied:

Criminals on the small scale you just explained have no effect on your life.

+1 vote   media: good one
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 14 2014, 4:34pm says:

"Failure is always an option" is repeated in my head when I think about engaging in social interaction with a female.

+9 votes   media: Valentines Day
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 14 2014, 4:31pm says:

'Murica!

+3 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 13 2014, 9:04pm says:

I'd expect to see this in a Calvin & Hobbes strip. Ah the original C&H I call it.

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 13 2014, 8:08pm says:

I think this is a repost.

+1 vote   media: Guys
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 12 2014, 10:03pm says:

I never really understood "urban" camouflage. An urban place has a wide range of artificial objects that provide contrasting backgrounds no matter what you're wearing, even grey

+3 votes   media: Fictional Urban Pattern
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 12 2014, 10:59am says:

Well at least she didn't chain you in her basement and only fed you water and Viagra.

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 11 2014, 9:27pm says:

Ouch, right into my colon.

+1 vote   media: Well played, Audi. Well played.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 11 2014, 5:25pm says:

I like how it makes their flag.

+3 votes   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 10 2014, 3:47pm says:

I think you should just do night vision instead of thermal, I think this is a little much. Just my meaningless opinion.

+5 votes   media: XM-25 Airburst Rifle & Thermal Imaging W.I.P.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 10 2014, 1:42am replied:

*dogeball

+5 votes   media: 2014 Winter Olympics- wow - much snow - very putin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 9 2014, 5:13pm says:

I guess they finally added doge all to the olympics.

+3 votes   media: 2014 Winter Olympics- wow - much snow - very putin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 8 2014, 8:30am replied:

It's the air vent on The Dam.

+3 votes   media: AAC Honey Badger Variants
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 6 2014, 12:10am replied:

When did hanging lose its popularity?

+3 votes   media: All of us can relate
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 5 2014, 8:11pm says:

I wonder when Yuribeard will show up.

+4 votes   media: Excuses excuses....
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 4 2014, 7:37pm says:

Like a baws.

+7 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 4 2014, 7:31pm says:

The NSA needs a new anti-suicide program for their workers now.

+16 votes   media: I don't want to live anymore...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 4 2014, 5:41pm replied:

Tumblr as well.

+1 vote   media: Fresh from Imgur User Sub.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 4 2014, 4:22pm says:

I'm so proud of you my little Reich! Now go Anschluss like a good boy!

+16 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 4 2014, 4:10pm replied:

The Imperium would be pleased.

+5 votes   media: Space filler
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 3 2014, 5:54pm says:

Oh that gave me a heart attack, I thought the nostrils were the eyes.

+8 votes   media: Who let Carl in...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 3 2014, 4:16pm replied:

Well now it's the only way to deal with his grief.

+4 votes   media: tears of vodka
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 2 2014, 1:14pm says:

I tried to speak what they sounded like and it just sounded like someone with asthma having an ******.

+2 votes   media: Fresh from Imgur User Sub.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 2 2014, 1:08pm says:

Usually the tabs that are playing horrible songs cause my computer to freeze and the song just keeps replaying itself.

+4 votes   media: Fresh from Imgur User Sub.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 2 2014, 1:04pm says:

I often see males do it too but they're holding a pile of their parents' cash and pretending to have swag.

+8 votes   media: Fresh from Imgur User Sub.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Feb 2 2014, 12:56pm says:

I think the charging handle is suppose to be on the right side.

+2 votes   media: Upcoming New Weapon "AK5" Freshly Delivered
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 30 2014, 10:48pm says:

It looks like it can divide into two planes.

+1 vote   media: BZ-11A Asaaj
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 30 2014, 7:21pm says:

Two girls, one body.

+2 votes   media: Perfectly timed photos
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 30 2014, 7:20pm says:

Kalashnikov ftw.

+8 votes   media: Vietnam war ! the truth !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 30 2014, 5:44pm says:

At first I thought the guy just had long, white hair.

+3 votes   media: In ze face!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 1:59pm replied:

He shall be baptized in the Church of Valve.

+3 votes   media: Funny Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 8:10am says:

I see a future member of the master race.

+10 votes   media: Funny Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 7:57am says:

Furries would be all over that lol

+9 votes   media: Meanwhile in Walmart...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 7:39am says:

Union of subsidized farmers... Pretty much sums up the EU.

0 votes   media: The World according to...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 29 2014, 7:28am says:

Filthy casuals on the filthy floor where they belong.

+13 votes   media: Meanwhile in Walmart...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 28 2014, 12:46pm says:

TF2 would disagree.

+1 vote   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 28 2014, 12:39pm says:

So we're to blame for all the kinky anime porn? I guess he did something right after all :)

+9 votes   media: Anschluss Zeit!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 28 2014, 2:39am replied:

Kalga, for your own sanity, I hope you're joking. I recommend you go to the hospital if you've had a history of reading terms & conditions. Talk to your doctor if 'I agree' is right for you.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 28 2014, 2:36am says:

What is life if not to Anschluss?

+9 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 28 2014, 2:34am says:

So instead of molotovs they throw water balloons?

+5 votes   media: Canada
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 28 2014, 2:32am says:

I never even made it to the first step of asking :|

+4 votes   media: We've all been here
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2014, 4:35pm says: +4 votes   media: Smile if...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 27 2014, 11:19am says:

Can you possess people? Can you be invisible? Can you have sex with other ghosts?

+1 vote   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 24 2014, 9:04pm says:

I think she means she'll use the taxes we're all already forced to pay. Better than cluster bombs on poor people.

+6 votes   media: The $50 Lesson
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 24 2014, 7:15pm says:

What I find disappointing is that there aren't enough violent protests to big problems. This protest in Chicago was protesting NATO's illegal and evil bombings of civilians and it just looked like a picnic. It was full of self-righteous, middle class, hipsters who basically held up signs in silence and had hot dog stands there and sat around meditating as if they're morally superior and think that being against war is their minority movement and that they're the first ones to be against that. No surprise that absolutely nothing worthwhile for the news to report. No molotovs being thrown at cars, no people resisting arrest; just a big happy picnic.

+5 votes   media: Protest
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 24 2014, 1:29pm says:

How we do things in Soviet Russia.

+1 vote   media: Never make Russian Guy angry
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 24 2014, 1:15pm says:

Gave me goose bumps. If there is a god, it's Picard.

+3 votes   media: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard on SOPA
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 23 2014, 4:22pm says:

All cats should be cared about :(

+7 votes   media: Smart-Ass Replies to Written Notes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 10:03pm says:

I don't know why, but the guy's reaction just made my day.

+8 votes   media: C&H
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 4:14pm says:

Ha ha, that was Hitlerious!

+9 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 21 2014, 12:49am replied:

Sums up the North Korean military lol

+4 votes   media: *Meanwhile in North Korea*
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 11:48pm says:

I often learn more from Polandball than my history class.

+12 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 11:24pm says:

I never harm spiders that aren't in my home, but once they're in my home, that's one step too far. *deploys flame thrower*

+9 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 7:38pm says:

At the end, were you playing online in a singleplayer mission?

+2 votes   media: Just some CC's
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 2:29pm says:

I feel the same way.

+2 votes   media: Me last night
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 20 2014, 11:04am replied:

That's also me, so I guess I'm an extremely white Brazilian :O

+2 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 19 2014, 3:27pm says:

Triceratops has an acne problem.

+3 votes   media: Fun With Statues
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 19 2014, 3:20pm says:

It would be funny if it was 666 likes and it stayed that way.

+4 votes   media: Not Enough Likes
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2014, 11:29am replied:

616?

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 18 2014, 12:39am says:

No, just no.

+1 vote   media: They are back
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 17 2014, 2:09pm says:

Really informative, I liked it.

+1 vote   media: CrashCourse: Christianity From Judaism To Con...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 16 2014, 8:31pm says:

I think we shouldn't have any. I do however think commercials should not be allowed to advertise to kids. It's just a form of brainwashing. I once saw a commercial to join the Marines on Nickelodeon.

+4 votes   media: Censorship and its Severity
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 16 2014, 2:34pm says:

A mother's guide...

+3 votes   media: Examples of Extremely Poor Sticker Placement
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 16 2014, 2:32pm says:

That actually is a nice ***.

+2 votes   media: Examples of Extremely Poor Sticker Placement
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 15 2014, 4:42pm says:

Until more scientific evidence comes up, this questions remains philosophical.

+4 votes   media: How did existence and the universe come to be?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 15 2014, 4:38pm says:

In Soviet Russia...

+2 votes   media: They are back
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 13 2014, 4:28pm says:

Oh man, I'd love to have this power.

+7 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 12 2014, 11:52am says:

Canada looks like a strip of bacon.

+5 votes   media: Canada
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 9:24pm says:

Tuberculosis?

+2 votes   media: TB
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 5:36pm replied:

I'm pretty sure after the thousands of condoms that went in and out of all 5 of her holes, she's pretty use to what a condom is.

+2 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 5:00pm says:

Perhaps it's a wormhole to a universe where all matter is made out of pizza.

+4 votes   media: Dump
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 2:13pm replied:

Keel deh heretic! Purge all who appose me!

+2 votes   media: God the Builder
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 2:11pm replied:

Please make an industry so we can all get one :D

+2 votes   media: Hail Sagan
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 1:55pm says:

Sorry to be a treky nerd, but the visors only work because Geordie has implants in his brain connected to his visual receptors. Everybody with common sense about neuro pathways knows that! Seekingbazinga.com

+5 votes   media: Geordi's VISOR
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 1:45pm says:

Mom: sitting at the computer all day can cause back problems!
Gamer: bitch please...

+9 votes   media: Gaming
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 1:42pm says:

Hipsterism has now become a culture. Just being different doesn't make you one. I learned this in my years of exterminating the hipsters.

+3 votes   media: Moar stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 1:21pm says:

Am I the only one who thinks he looks very badass? Treading **** with a raft and broom with the look of a warrior on his face!

+10 votes   media: Skyrim
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 11 2014, 1:13pm replied:

It's a mutation and people thought it was a cute design and breeded this type of cat. I think it's abuse to breed cats without their fur to protect them from the elements.

+6 votes   media: Even grumpier cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 10 2014, 8:45pm replied:

Having a father who would do the same thing on a regular basis, I disagree.

+3 votes   media: Another Awesome Teacher
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 10 2014, 4:00pm says:

Would bots be able to get you if you went up the church tower? I'd imagine not.

+3 votes   media: We are back !
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 9 2014, 4:48pm says:

Morning sunset... *brain explodes from attempting to comprehend*

+3 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 8 2014, 3:09am says:

Someone tell those two jack offs on the right to move away from her. Their filthy brains are distorting her.

+1 vote   media: Serbian Female Soldiers
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 6 2014, 8:44pm says:

As long as it can be killed with fire, everything's fine.

+5 votes   media: Steven Seagull
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 6 2014, 3:50pm replied:

Yeah I was going to say that either this was inspired by family guy or family guy was inspired by this. Family guy has a reputation for using jokes from other comedies.

+1 vote   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 6 2014, 12:03am says:

Well Norway agreed to join the EU and sell their oil cheap to wealthy elites so they're okay with us. :)

+1 vote   media: Controvertial Humor 1 - MERICAA
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 4 2014, 6:31pm says:

Awesome!

+5 votes   media: Sa vzor.58 anims
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 4 2014, 3:58pm replied:

He does exist, just read the feline bible! That's proof that he exists! We just don't see ceiling cat because he works in mysterious ways! Also it's in an old book, so it must be true!

+4 votes   media: Atheist Cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 4 2014, 3:52pm replied:

Well why would intelligent people become delusional and delusional people become intelligent? I use to "debate" with my religious piers and I only noticed my intelligence deteriorating due to hearing "well if god doesn't exist, why does the bible say he exists?" all the time. I never knew we could all speak English and completely different languages at the same time. I honestly can't see them as individuals when they can't even comprehend what I'm saying.

+1 vote   media: Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 4 2014, 3:40pm says:

Holy **** all the nopeness made him commit suicide :O

+7 votes   media: Nope
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 4 2014, 3:37pm says:

Rebel base in range in thirty minutes...

+20 votes   media: Meanwhile in NASA hq
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 1 2014, 9:14pm replied:

No mouse, no headphones, and not **** bucket = filthy casual

+10 votes   media: I need this.
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Jan 1 2014, 9:09pm says:

Why I started spraying my computer with alcohol every time my brother used it.

+8 votes   media: A piece of advice
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 8:54pm says:

Now I see what he meant by jelly doughnuts XD

+3 votes   media: Fap
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 7:24pm says:

This comment has been posted in a private group.

Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 3:53pm replied:

"Never tell me the odds" ~Han Solo

+7 votes   media: Time to shatter your dreams
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 3:47am says:

If you look closely, It's exactly like and AK-47 but the stock is removed, the grip is brought forwards onto where the handguard use to be, and added some other stuff to it.

+2 votes   media: OC-14 Groza
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 31 2013, 2:32am says:

lol

+3 votes   media: Saladin
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 30 2013, 3:53am says:

I'm unique and not useful, but I am still superior to other humans. I'm the next step in evolution.

+1 vote   media: the truth
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 30 2013, 3:49am replied:

The Havoc looks like a flying tank lol

+1 vote   media: stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 30 2013, 3:47am says:

Phase 2 is to **** in the pants.

0 votes   media: an amazing buisness plan
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 30 2013, 3:24am replied:

The syrup is under the bed sheet. ;)

+2 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 29 2013, 2:54pm replied:

Basically Chechen rebels... I think.

+1 vote   media: Updated Militia Arsenal
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 29 2013, 2:49pm replied:

Actually most of the AK's in Afghanistan are Chinese made and were ordered by the US to give to the Taliban.

+2 votes   media: Updated Unconventional Weapons
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 29 2013, 1:10pm says:

Even some thousand Americans volunteered to help the Republican Army. Blasted fascists!

+3 votes   media: Monument to the International Brigades in Belgrade
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 29 2013, 11:23am replied:

The Ak 5C is the carbine version, and the Ak 5D is a really compact version. I'd almost call it a sub machine gun if it weren't for the rifle round that it fires.

+1 vote   media: MOAR Screenshots
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 29 2013, 11:19am replied:

What? Why the naughty thoughts? I never inferred such a thing. Your immaturity astounds me! Barbarians!

+7 votes   media: Icing
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 29 2013, 11:17am says:

"Don't worry humans, I'm a professional..."

+17 votes   media: Christmas cat
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 29 2013, 4:12am says:

With the direct impingement system you'd have to put that thing in a laundry washing machine when you're done to get all that gun powder cleaned out.

+1 vote   media: m16a3
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 29 2013, 3:51am says:

What's this doing on the Buddhist group?

+1 vote   article: Hinduism against Atheism
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 29 2013, 2:07am says:

Icing really stimulates the taste and feels good going down the esophagus.

+7 votes   media: Icing
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2013, 11:00pm replied:

It's like retaliation to the greedy capitalists who sell them.

+2 votes   media: Censorship and the War on Internet Piracy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2013, 7:30pm says:

It's an AK-47 :)

+2 votes   media: LaGNeVeRFaiLs 2013
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2013, 7:25pm says:

Clipartist.info FEAR THE RUSKIES!

+6 votes   media: Censorship and the War on Internet Piracy
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2013, 1:17pm says:

I wished for weapons, ammo, canned food, a bunker, and a female. In case hid apocalypse wish came true.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 28 2013, 1:12pm says:

Poor bear... He didn't get to use the drugs for himself :(

+4 votes   media: Stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 27 2013, 4:13pm replied:

Why would someone give that bad karma? It's a sad face with bigger eyes.

+1 vote   media: Cute cats
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 25 2013, 9:43pm says:

What's cool is that the gun's internal design has always been the same. What a versatile weapon :)

+2 votes   media: Vz58 modernized (many variants by gunexpert.cz)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 25 2013, 8:39pm says:

I think we're all thinking of what that is going to be used for...

+3 votes   media: Japan what are you doing?
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 25 2013, 1:03pm says:

Breaking News: Canadian archeologists have found remnants of an ancient civilization that used these strange transportation devices with four wheels. The leader of the archeologist team says this may be the greatest find since they found out we had feet.

+7 votes   media: Canada
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 25 2013, 12:55pm replied:

Wow just... Wow. We might as well ban all food because we can choke on that. Keep the guns so we can battle for the little remaining food after we ban it all. Keep alcohol and cigarettes though, they're big business so we can't ban them even though they cause more deaths than food.

+6 votes   media: Murica!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 24 2013, 9:30pm says:

Why are they illegal?

+13 votes   media: Murica!
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 24 2013, 7:15pm says:

idk what this is referencing.

+1 vote   media: Merry Cthuhlumas
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 24 2013, 11:31am replied:

With magazines that big each one must be holding at least 65 rounds if they're .22's.

+2 votes   media: 'MURICA
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 21 2013, 6:02pm says:

Estonia never gets a break :(

+2 votes   media: Funny stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 21 2013, 5:56pm says:

The joke is about how their country flags make them look like they're either smiling or frowning.

+2 votes   media: Funny stuff
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 18 2013, 3:58pm replied:

PR seemed to have got it down.

0 votes   media: QBB-95 Ironsights & Third Person View
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 17 2013, 7:10pm replied:

It would be pretty damn small.

+5 votes   media: Canadian Ammo, Stroganoff and Maximum Murica
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 17 2013, 7:09pm replied:

In English this means less work, more money.

+11 votes   media: Canadian Ammo, Stroganoff and Maximum Murica
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 16 2013, 4:06pm says:

60% of my desktop is covered in crap.

+2 votes   media: My Desktop (Winter Themed)
Lt.Dann
Lt.Dann Dec 16 2013, 4:05pm says:

Still better than futuristic apple.