I am very passionate about civil rights for lazy people.
You're pretty stupid to do something like that when in a stall. They could break into your stall and do all kinds of unspeakable things. My biggest fear is to be raped when I'm taking a dump.... I think I just ruined the fun here.
I can understand. Christians were once the same way: peasants screaming BURN THEM! BUUUURN THEM!! And we mock people who call it a peaceful religion, but right now even Christians and atheists are calling Islam a peaceful religion while being scared to criticize it. Bill Maher got a lot of hate for his criticism of Islam from people who openly criticize Christians, and this is the kind of behavior we need to stop. Just because our government and CEOs are the ones waging war against the Middle East doesn't mean we should patronize them or feel guilty for criticizing their beliefs.
Gotta change my pants.
Someone call the cops on this guy!... Oh.
We're video game extremists.
I really hope you're right because this looks like a seizure to me.
Well at least no one's going HUE HUE HUE HUE
This actually isn't funny to me. Have any of you ever seen a cat go into a seizure? The camera man is retarded.
Well at least it wasn't a fruitcake! *ba dum tsss*
This is what they look like without their robes
Well McDonald's also requires you to have a high school degree. Pretty stupid to go through 4 years of torture just to clean bathrooms or take people's orders all day.
Well if it was dawn then the static shadows should be stretched and some places shouldn't be lit at all.
Burning. Cooler. I see what you did there.
Why is diet beer so popular? Don't call it light, it's diet.
Time to get the phosphorous...
I think her name is Melody.
It's that Dino blood man. Hollow bones are no obstacle to badassery.
I don't get it: those women took pictures of themselves to please certain men, yet it's sexism when men look at them?
Mmm now I see why the heart shape is associated with love.
I was just about to post that this is one of the scariest things I've ever seen.
Your lack of silence is disturbing *force choke*
A stripper is paying to **** Gabe obviously.
How many times has this picture been posted on this group?
So what's the old-fashioned way of checking moddb?
What about Jamaica?
Not a day went by but already there are thousands of pics and gifs showing Germany winning.
Somehow this will be implemented in some sort of hentai if not already.
Must store fat for the zombie apocalypse.
Without cigarettes, many people would start flipping out at work and so companies lose less money because their workers can't relieve the stress from their ****** lives. Without smoking, many people would start hating their lives.
You know Russia is well educated about the internet to know that "Gay Turtles" is a casual name.
What would his reaction be if a large, heavy weight lifter happened to turn him on. ;)
Evidence humans are the most ugly animals in the world.
If you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing.
I'm pretty sure this has something to deal with a hurricane. Have you heard of straw cutting holes through trees?
And they followed their advise thoroughly.,, they went to their friends' homes.
Germany buys a lot of oil from Russia that's why.
Is that a dude on the right?
Who's been fingerprinting? I didn't know we could print fingers on the internet lol. Anyways, seriously, you have a point. Just because horrible things happened in the name of religion, doesn't necessarily mean religion was the cause. Because of the sheer amount of atrocities done in the name of religion, it's impossible to know if these things would've happened just with a different justification. History is complicated and no one can be sure what the outcome would be from changing one thing.
I remember reading the intro to Jurassic Park and it had very interesting points. Throughout history scientists have embraced scientific research as a way to free mankind from the oppression of the state and superstitious fear, and it has so far been correct. But in recent decades, with the rise of industrialized capitalism, scientists in biogenetics are now becoming more interested in greed rather than exploration and freedom of knowledge. Instead of scientists speaking out against unethical actions, the corporate world is now using scientists for profit. Instead of individuals working to broadens the perspective of humanity, they are now part of the working class being exploited to work fast to make crops grow bigger and cheaper, make chickens and cows grow much more fat and meat, make people unable to store fat so they look skinny, permanently change their hair color, make people live for hundreds of years, make people grow abnormally big muscles, make their skin smell like their favorite perfume, or perhaps even change the identity of children before their born. While some benefits can be addressed from genetic enhancement such as producing food with out killing animals or crops, special enhancements for astronauts to cope with space conditions, or most importantly make everyone immune to current diseases and disorders. Well in the capitalistic world, there is no oversight. No health problems will be concerned, no long term effects concerned, no rules preventing severe pain or disorders in test animals, and all the genetic engineering will be done for profit and not humanity. This is not a problem with science, it's a problem with capitalism.
What does it say on the case?
Private: There are millions of them!
Machinegunner: Then it'll be harder to miss won't it?
When you're willing to doubt science for superstition, it is a problem.
This is how I celebrate Valentines.
I'm sick of hearing how dinosaurs are for children while this is getting more popular. It's an enigma to me.
Pathetic video trying to make cops look like victims being bullied by people. Not a week goes by where I don't hear about a cop shooting unarmed people, beating up people in handcuffs, shooting non-threatening animals, raping somebody, or breaking into people's houses with no warrant, and watching them get promotions for their amazing service.
I know in this instance she started it, but too often the cops are the bad guys.
I like it not because I think white pride is good, I think that being proud by something you're born with is idiotic.
God, now we're all equally abused by the police :D
Why is this for me? I assure you I don't want... this. *shivers*
The sexiness is strong with this one.
The most I've ever gotten was 353 hours. I believe I'm losing my touch with the master race.
She went easy on you. Some people have been found flowing down rivers before.
Then you've never woken with a spider dangling in front of your face when you wake up.
Aren't they helping each other?
MY CHILDHOOD!... wait I never saw the original series as a kid, and still haven't... carry on.
This made me nostalgic about Calvin & Hobbes
I think the google car just killed the animal.
You fools! Those are two butt cheeks for an orangutan! You are all blind and I am superior!
I want to find out when my enemies die.
Don't worry, people will begin to accept the fact that you can't control the fact you are a horrible mutant living on water alone.
You can barely see the receiver. I believe you're talking about the back of the reflex sight.
People think grades determine your intelligence. Not true and this is why.
Running animation and reload animation could use some work.
In Soviet Russia, packages ship you.
Wake up America! Your president is a fraud! Aging once every year? I thought he promised us hope!
I'm a brainwashed Commie lol
Either that or you just talk to yourself and feel you starting hearing the echoes of your own voice inside your head.
My colleagues talk about the lives of celebrities and about the drama in their own lives, while I just pretend to care because I'm human and I need social interaction as much as anybody else, no matter how fake it is.
Watches documentary on global warming: who gives a ****.
Sees this: sweet Jesus what have we done.
Because it's so similar.
This is BF3, with the infamous touch of EA.
I totally support spanking, in fact I support whipping as well. Yell at your children and manipulate their emotions. Tell them if they leave you, you'll kill yourself, just in case they have any independent thoughts of their own. I hook my children to car batteries when they don't pledge allegiance to me. Ah it's so fun to take advantage of their sensitive and gullible minds, I have complete control of them, they're better that way.
Ask them, they're the only ones who think they have it.
I actually got a boner from this.
It's scary when they have that pretentious smile as if they think that they've stumped science with their superior intellect.
I've spent some good time in tweaking BF2, perhaps I could help in someway?
Can you please include him pulling the charging handle?
I think that this is a little too much. You went from focusing on gameplay to cramming in as many cool guns as possible.
I'm just kidding.
Either Canada or Finland.
What are they doing with those lionss?
I know for a fact that it's the lowest of human beings that breed the most.
Why doesn't Antarctica get represented?
I was watching it on CNN and the archeologist describing it said that this was only a concept after a devastating flood by people thinking of ways to avert a deadly flood. No **** the flood did happen, but the biblical story is false.
Fresh from the factory farms and enslaved third world :D
Why is there an LAV-25 when there should be mutant, bionic bears?
Shot's about to hit the... car.
I like how it really looks that swirl you see in cartoons.
Most people already know that it's damaging but they smoke anyways. Smoking makes people feel more relaxed and relieves stress, so banning smoking will cause a whole lot of people to just lose their tempers all the time. You can't simply ban something and expect the problem to fade away. I'll bet that the amount of emotional and physical abuse in this country will sky rocket if we ban smoking. Get down to the heart of things and realize that it's people's personal lives that cause people to smoke, not because a camel on TV tells them to.
Americans are the movie makers.
Americans run everything.
I think it should be under the control of the UN. I honestly have more trust in the UN over our government and have no trust whatsoever in corporations.
I've always preferred the older model of the M14. I guess this isn't too bad.
Holy **** even Antarctica is a threat.
That's kind of a **** move.
I think I'm missing an inside joke. Why do people say 42 all the time?
I think black holes are like a leak in our universe's balloon out into the space between universes and so it acts like a vacuum by sucking our filled space out to outer space.
So this is the result of an Apple product ******* an hp product.
Natural selection. Survival of the ********.
Well you can always ask your mom to let you suck on her tits again.
Why's the guy to the right wearing sun glasses on that rainy day?
I see I'm not the only fan of George Carlin lol
Still better than some teenage Disney pricks.
Wonder why he has his bag over his crotch...
"CoS forces its female members to get abortions" da ****?
Similar, but not the same. This is a different model and different soldier skin.
I have some ideas that I think should go into law.
1: All first names should have 3 syllables or less.
2: Harming or killing cats is punishable by torture.
3: People of high power accepting money from interest groups or individuals will receive a spiked ***** in the ***.
I have more ideas but I don't think the world is quite ready for my intellectual vision yet.
Such space, much stars, very spacy, wow. I know it's getting old but... I don't have a reason.
Estonia is still getting butt raped :(
It's people like this that make me want an apocalypse to happen just to rid this world of the ones that natural selection missed bwahahahahaha!
I also think that these "parks" should not be enclosures. Remember when **** Cheney was shooting at defenseless quail and shot his friend? Well they DROVE to an ENCLOSURE where they KEEP the animals hostage and they even CLIP THEIR WINGS so they're easier to shoot. It's an animal version of a death camp. I'm not impressed until I see someone kill an attacking bear with only a plastic food knife head on, then you have the right to call yourself badass.
Comes with every happy meal.
I personally liked the brighter orange magazines on the last WIPs.
Someone call the fire department! We got major burns here!
Knight you need to know more about Stalin's early life to understand his hatred of religion. His father beated him when he was little and his mom was also abusive and tried to force him into a religious school and tried to make him become a priest. You don't need to be a psychologist to see where his hatred of religion came from, for he saw his mother's tyranny whenever he thought of religion.
Why did you remove ComradeWinston's comment? And you replied saying "you can censor me all you want but it just shows how wrong you are" and so you removed his comment? What a hypocrite get your spamming *** out of here, you too Knight.
Actually this is in reference to CoD BO2.
Klingons do not want to exist! Like warriors!
Keell zem, keell zem all.
So he added salt to it after he killed him?
I once killed a person with my *****, I used it as a club.
I hope they use the yellow guy for a while now lol
Yup, it's a holiday rich people made up to make more profits. It's a day dedicated to shopping and eating with slightly lower prices. Dozens of people get trampled and killed every year from 'Muricans stampeding into supermarkets to get their favorite **** on sale... I wish they did it with sunglasses though, at least then they'd look cool while doing it.
It's still ridiculous he had to pay for his death though.
NASA uses satellites to study it?
'Murica bringing democracy!
Also most shy guys won't look like a pussy celebrity with eyeliner.
Fire a nuclear warhead at the couch and then spray bug spray on the radioactive ashes to make sure it hasn't mutated.
Wow, they sure were creative lol
Me when I launch a grenade on top of a tank and kill the gunner :)
Most likely Japan.
PREACH IT BROTHA!
Just another out hunting in Pripyat.
Is it true you only get one life?
What is this outside you speak of?
Who knows, the Taliban could be allergic to rubber. BIOLOGICAL WARFARE!
It's to stroke the little penises of the politically correct 'professional' parents so that they feel good about themselves by promoting their children's 'achievements' for their own sake.
It's about time the Ausies are learning that their spiders need to be killed with fire!
"Oh well, **** happens."
*drinks Kalga's beer*
I found this picture myself when I fell asleep on my keyboard.
Clever plan ;)
I think he was the greatest character I've ever seen. He's more human than any other character ever.
Those things are actually very sealed. A stove turned off is probably more dangerous.
"Air strike awaiting your orders"
*squirt* ahh... The deal has been SEALED.
Aliens: The only ones who can get you pregnant doing oral.
*** at me bro!
Aw he's so cute, it makes me want to kick something! Now if you'll excuse, I have appointment with my therapist.
I think he made the right decisions. Death to all bugs!
When they said he can't reach his balls, I thought they meant something else.
Only one answer: Russia. Now wait for the combat bears to come knocking :P
I never had a problem with the fact I was circumcised until I heard that circumcision lowers sexual pleasure <:,(
Holy ****! Is that a ps3?
I'm getting aroused imagining this is a woman's voice lol
Lol this would make a funny anti-drug ad aimed at small children, ruining their childhoods before they feel nostalgic about it.
This happened when I dropped soap... I have an appointment with psychologist.
Makes me think of Twilight, where all men are required to have their shirts off when they fight.
He has so much, he can't help but rub it on you.
EA isn't this creative.
O.o *walks back slowly*
He'll make an excellent marksman.
Well when you draft everyone you're bound to wind up with people like this lol
The bird is a lie. (here we go)
It's okay, these men in these yellow suits and gas masks are here to help you.
They make them look like the Spetsnaz yet they call them the Russian Army. I know, video games make Russians the bad guys so often that they just don't give a **** anymore.
Funny how the things men do for women in real life also happen in video games as well. I remember one female gamer in my squad and me and the other members kept wanting to be guarding her back and we wouldn't even help each other. It was pathetically hilarious! :p
Those teeth O.O
he he 69 :p
Assassin's Creed soldiers?
I wonder if anyone else noticed Nicholas Cage saying WHILE STEALING THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
I want dat hoody :)
High tech ****, it shoots giant nails at people!
Same thing with my parents when I'm at the climax of masturbation.
I don't know about you guys but, I would be more than happy to let stay in my pond, in fact I'll probably even join... professional purposes or course, to interview them for a job... a special job.
I didn't get it at first because my phone wouldn't load the end.
Lol this is my ideal cereal spoon for my morning batch of it in a giant bowl
I have foreseen this. Anime would become another part of the destruction of the human species and our civilizations as we know it.
Why'd you link that!? Are you trying to give everyone psychosis!?
Guy at top right corner, we got a bad *** over here.
If only BF2142 had boats and bombs, those would've given it that classic battlefield feel :)
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"Oh I'm so thirsty..." *drinks fire extinguisher* "Ah that's better..." *BOOM and explosion lights the building tire* "WHERE'S THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER?" "I GOT IT!" *starts ******* on the fire*
It had to be done. No alternative.
lol it was for a project in chemistry class.
She took this picture with the hash tag 4th of July and she's wearing an English flag shirt. 4th of July is suppose to represent how the Americans drove the English out and declared independence.
All of these images say "Failed To Load" wtf
Looks like something some dark age Christians would do in order to please god.
Looks like one of those Monty Python cartoons.
While you're at it bring the Jonas and Beiber to there as well.
If you had this in your house, any robber would **** his pants from the sight of that thing.
*has epiphany of how to reverse a zombie apocalypse*
Lol looks like the soldiers finally found something to get off besides raping. :P
I remember this story. I saw a lot of women saying "You go girl!" and "He thought he could rob the store because it was owned by a woman, look what happened to him now LMAO!" She should also be arrested for not telling the authorities and giving her own unusual punishment to him.
Everything in America was made by a company, including everything in the military. All that defense money is sent to arms manufacturers to make weapons. This is an empire we're talking about, but this one is very versatile and there is no death star that, if destroyed, will cripple them. Al we have to do is wait until all of the resources are used up to the point where South America is a desert and then maybe you can at least get Joe Sixpack to lift his ***. We're not in control, and a rebellion would just turn everything to chaos because everything was made by corporations and no one would know how to get anymore resources. We're just another empire gone wrong.
When I'm about to kill someone and then my screen shows "There is a problem with your connection"
That sick ****, I'll never let him in my house.
Peppy: do a wall kick!
At first I thought it was a 2 seater, but then I thought, if it's in America... Yeah not surprised one bit.
But wait this could be COD. If you just block it with your knee it would be immediate death.
Lol America only found fraud elements that we made with nukes. How pathetic.
In what way? Totally different kind of people like each game. The majority like highly advertised games and serious gamers like PR. No fanboy likes to have to wait more than a minute to kill, play as a team, or most of all have to actually stay STILL to shoot a gun with realistic accuracy.
Have you ever seen an African before? They got them just right.
Not it but that's a pretty cool video :)
A girlfriend that is impressed from knowledge of Pokemon? LIES!!!
But this is how stupid rumors start. It's because some test said they "heard" Obama's from Kenya and now the tea party is going nuts over it. I know this is the humor group but I just needed to say that because rumors can expand like an epidemic.
I have a little bit of everything depending on my mood, but at least I don't use the mic when I'm bitching about kill steals or hackers.
Love it when people back up their claims with "I heard"
Jesus is coming upon him! *angels singing*
Well at least if I made a clone, I would have at least one friend. *forever alone meme*
This game fits well with Marilyn Manson:)
I don't know what the politics are like in Russia right now but Putin looks a bit bad ***. :)
Corporations: ruining Americans wince 1900 >.>
You might want to make sure that's actually female though, could be a guy dressed that way.
Moddb covered up your word with censorship please just spell it out
I remember my history teacher on the 9/11 anniversary said lets have a moment of silence. Little did he know I have been holding in my farts since the day before and...
I just use my own account and always log off every time I leave the computer lol.
Sorry Picard, but it's still possible to naturally make tea, earl gray, hot.
This is the biggest reason I'm not in Australia. The ******* spiders man!
The Hind. ******* the enemy up the *** for generations :P
Oh these were popular in the 90's :)
I keep watching it over and over again to see the trick behind what they did!
A woman walking directly from a video camera... staged trolololol.
I don't get it, is it because she has no tits?
Would make a good cooking fire.
What game are you talking about?
I'll tell my teacher that next time.
All I have to say is we have too many fat ***** in my country. I say send them all to Africa and feed them to the natives.
You don't care about Michigan? How dare you!... actually, this is a ****** place, you can change it to dislike if you want :)
The Soviets had secret operatives disguised as pizza delivery guys. They would infiltrate the German camps offering free pizza to them. Pizza being extremely good, they couldn't resist. When the 'pizza' was delivered, it was a devastating weapon when the Germans opened the box!
The gun disintegrates :P
Awesome edit! I may have to give a promotion soldier :P
Proning through the trenches, our hero makes a miraculous escape from the deadly artillery and snipers seeking him out!
Quite an open target. Looks like every sniper's wet dream to shoot someone helplessly hovering in the air.
"It's a trap!"
Well in my personal mod, I made bodies stay longer but they still died as quickly as the D-Day invaders :P
For the Rebellion! :D
It would be great to see an improved ak-47 model too.
YOU DON'T HAVE BF2142??? D8
With me looking triumphantly over you dead body >:)
Hm, you're ALMOST CLOSE to being NEARLY as good as me :p
Ahahaha CAAM you skipped the parts I killed you :P
This is where he learns it's a bisexual XD
Have you solved the problem with the BMP-3 being very unstable at a sudden shift of speed or terrain slope?
This image has nothing to do with the mod.
Send it to my email.
What happened to the other M4 animations? I've grown fond of them :(
I just checked out, I'm not going to buy another one. :P
The game is Battlefield 2 but I'm using a mod called Project Reality.
Would make a good skin for a Jurassic Park mod :D
I have observed a substantial amount of bad *** in this picture.
I bit too skinny :p
He's just testing the kit geometries of the EU on the Russians. He's going to change the weapons.
Kind of looks like a giant snow version of Jordan Valley :)
Caption: The name's Vader. DARTH Vader.
It looks so old school but looks can be deceiving, how good is it in the 21st century warfare?
This picture is suppose to represent how people who are primitive minded, who are superstitious and believe any myth, would kill people who would bring progress, knowledge, and truth.
Ah. Now it's obvious. DICE wants to make us all pay for more unneeded ****. ******* corporation.
Have you ever seen Lebanon?
Also has dem JONES textures :D
On the PS3 tanks on woodland maps have the same default desert camouflage
This would be awesome for a sniper :)
Wait, now I see the fog by looking at the satellite dish.
It could be that both of them did a mesh hack of their own for the same thing.
I don't think there's any fog, it may just be the blurry sky texture that's making it look that way.
Yes. In this "freedom fighter country" you get sent to a military prison where you are tortured until you die for showing the American citizens and the world the truth. The true freedom fighters are in Guantanamo and other prisons like it.
Obi Wan said they were too accurate for Sand people and had to be storm troopers. Knowing how bad storm troopers aim, sand people must really suck at aiming.
Or maybe U.S. vs M.E.C....
"Frag grenade" +10 kills
Damn. If this was a realism mod, I would be b**ching about the high accuracy lol
Well if the developers really cared about the realistic weight of the gun, I don't it would even be a handheld gun in the first place. :P maybe it's deployed when prone, because it obviously isn't pointing to the middle of the screen in this stance.
Is that the regular stand animation? Because it looks a bit awkward.
Like when I'm playing a FPS game. My noob, teammate would be jumping in front of me trying to get my attention and then he will shoot me once, just damaging me, then run away going LOLZ all the way.
lol close quarters with a grenade launcher :P
...to kill himself because he knows the cat will kill him.
It would be really cute if they both put their paws on the glass parallel to each other.
Alright *wink, wink* ;)
AI on a giant space map? HELL ******* YES!
Model from AIX Refinery map?
Who keeps giving me bad karma for no reason?
In my opinion, the floor is too clean. Too much contrast between the sidewalk and the road. Road is dirty like a regular street would be while it looks like the janitor just finished after working 6 hours on the sidewalk.
To me, this is one of the sexiest warplanes of WW2. :D
Sorry if I accidentally offended you. Just trying to prevent confusion my friend ;)
APCs yes, but not the Humvees. Even shotguns and pistols damage the Humvee.
What's in the vanilla bf2?
It would make sense if you made the HMMWV and other large transport vehicles bullet proof or at least bullet resistant. I've become good with editing the materials in bf2 so I can do it easily.
Here's what I think you should change:
SPECIAL FORCES: FN SCAR-L and lesson the amount of C4 to 2 or 3
SNIPER: Keep the M95 but give the MP5 as a secondary weapon
SUPPORT: Get rid of the grenades but maybe add smoke grenade
ENGINEER: M4 with a shotgun as a secondary weapon
MEDIC: M16 (no attachments)
ANTI-TANK: Maybe an M4 with iron sights if you can make one
He didn't make any new animations. He just disabled the zoom LOD.
Well so far JONES has never mentioned anything about either of those.
Wow. Once a troll gives one thumbs down, everyone else instinctively follows the pattern. Stupid fan-boys.
Damn I was hoping you would've needed help in coding tweaks and cons :/ exporting is definitely not my thing. I can only code stuff which is basically the easiest thing to do lol
That would probably be limited to the assault class is my guess.
I know, I messed up on that. Now the grammar Nazis are knocking at my door... *opens armory closet*
BTW will you also have an AK-47? I know the Russian military doesn't use it anymore, but it's still a classic :)
Finally a new weapon for the PAC! :D
Good idea :)
I had my screen brightness to the minimum so it looked kind of dark when I first saw the screen so now that I look at it, I take it back.
This is the first person texture, what I'm REALLY hoping for is a new 3P texture :D
Is that suppose to be cloudy? Maybe you can add some lightning in the back? :D
I would love to have one of these to touch myself with at night... okay that was a bit too personal but I think you get it.
Is DICE trying to take out the good stuff on purpose? This is a whole lot better than the one in the current game!
Free the internet! How will I survive without porn!?! D:
Notice how the guy behind him is telling him that he spelled it wrong. :P
I don't get it :/
Uh oh. Any vehicles hit by these, they will be in a 'sticky' situation.
Apparently, my school teachers don't respect that quote.
It's my personal mod with a bunch of content mixed together. The fire was from the CHPower mod
I don't like the BFBC2 style. The Assault should stay as the medic, those four kits make 2142 so much better than the other games. The medic shouldn't be given an LMG.
A bit of magic and some modding or so...
That net book is probably better than my laptop. BTW I've been using my laptop for 6 years but it's a 2002 model.
No worries mate, my laptop is far worse than yours. Took me 10 minutes just to get to the internet.
He got it from the Lion's War mod.
Oh boy! I'm getting a boner just thinking about it >.<
That's what she said.
What about when they're running side ways?
M4 not M4A1.
Why did you post a previous date?
I thought you said you fixed the gun sound bug?
The vanilla G3 already had a descent iron sight animation. You just had to disable the zoom-lod and you got a perfect animation.
Lions Roar got it from EOD but this made a much better skin for it.
I'm a dirty boy! XD
I want to make a dirty joke after hearing that but there may be kids here.
This must only be for single player O_O
What should I masturbate to; the gun or the soldier?
I was thinking instead of just disappearing they could have explosions.
If you are Christian, please respect those who aren't...
FOR THE REBELLION!!! and cats :D
Ha ha pink M4 FTW! Only REAL men use pink!
Well not by me, I rarely say that. But you got to admit, this was worth it. By the way, is green and red the only color? It's beyond fine now but is there more?
Fellow duders, this was a compliment, so why did I get 3 thumbs down already? I didn't spam, or troll or any of the sort.
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!! I JUST JIZZED ALL OVER MY CARPET!!!! THE ADJUSTABLE HOLOGRAPH STARTED IT!!! WILL THERE BE MORE THAN RED AND GREEN? NOT THAT THIS ISN'T ENOUGH!! 8D
Wow, for once you're actually using something you made instead of other property. :)
Listen, I think you should keep this but make the map but keep the sunlight the same. You should also darken the other side of the sky and make the sun a more bold like orange. Then I think it would look epic!
I wish we could choose the way our soldier looks.
Wow, for once someone appreciates America for it's geographical art and not bitching about politics.
"it should be an attack helicopter" two reasons that was dumb. One, it IS an attack helicopter. Two, it should be a transport helicopter, not an attack helicopter.
That doesn't work, automatically un-pauses it.
They ruin guns just by putting them in their games.
This one gives fire support. Kind of like a mobile sentry turret. Although before this you get one that acts like a mini UAV and programs your hud to give enemy positions.
Did anyone else notice guns coming from the the gun ship where in today's version it shoots missiles?
All that's missing is a little sign on it saying "Made in China"
Guys, this game is a sandbox game, it's not something like PR.
He was saying this: I AM ED!!! CHEESE OF MACARONI!!!!
Well I see the mag in there, but it's too small XD
I know but you can't pause while doing that and I wanted to get an accurate shot of me shooting the gun.
It's that easy to make a hundred completely different trees you know.
ROFL! That's exactly where I get JONES' maps! XD
Yet they'll still have higher sales for using most of their money for advertising instead of using it on their games.
ROFLMAO at the disarming robot crashing! EPIC FAIL! XD
It's from the BF2 Wake Air show map.
Alpine Train, Christmas Hill, Eastern Showdown, Down Town, Morning Breeze, Pripiyat, Urban Raid, Vacant...
Where's the engineer's face O.o
Forest Railroad, Ginkakuji Siege, City District, Lost Jungle...
BLOCK OPS IS MODIFIABLE??? O.O
I'm not giving you bad karma O.o BTW I just make racist jokes, no offense intended. ^^
EPI... ah forget it!
BLACK PEOPLE!!!! XD
We noticed ;)
Nice photoshop :p beware the ginger bread snipers!
I'm talking about the dead guy.
It looks as though that soldier's head came off and still has that helmet on XD
This is the pledge for the republicans.
I don't mind. If I have to move for the right reasons, then I will.
I see a big difference now :D
Then their best vehicle would be a pickup truck with log in the back, and a dead deer on top.
Wow, I didn't know all this technology was available during WWII O.o
It's called Road to Jalalabad... damn my tongue twisted >.<
Why does it automatically zoom out and then hear the sound of the M95 reloading the bolt?
If they do that, then they'll look more like red necks rather than insurgents lol.
I have a question, I see no matter what kind of comment I put, whether complimenting or criticizing something, all my comments have negative karma all the sudden, I think it's AlMujahideenMuslim, he's always been trolling me, since I got him off my friends list.
You might wanna move before all that debris falls on you. O.o
You see that space space between those two tanks? That's the biggest map you'll find in CoD.
um... thank you? I guess?
What am I doing here!? I should be in the downloads section right now! :D
Hey why are you trolling on my account, huh!?
You just run and prone, but it's all in 3P you can't see it in 1P. You can also strafe sideways and prone to roll as well. That's 3P as well.
No wonder my water guns as a kid suck bull crap in aiming.
You guys need to fix this. I click download and it doesn't download.
*face palm* I beg of you to tell me where this spelling mistake is because there's none.
I would like you guys to stop talking about what you like :P
Get ready to get SD'd!
How long did it take you to find enough people to waste their time? lol
I would run into a jewish church wearing this and screaming xD
I live near Detroit and this is talking casually where I live.
*cricket, cricket, cricket* jk :D
WTH? I can't see anything on this guy! It's so dark and I only see half of it!
ENEMY SPAMMER SPOTTED! ENEMY SPAMMER SPOTTED! ENEMY SPAMMER SPOTTED! That's what I want to tell the commanders in bf2 -_-
I know right? :P
The advertisement was longer than the video...
I prefer the P90 with aim-point but I will congrats you on the effort and success into this, looks good :)
Youtube.com is this the map? It looks cool :)
This looks pretty big in my opinion (for CoD it's huge xD)
You should also get much bigger maps with long range fighting like real war.
Reminds me of Star Wars.
That looks awesome!
Oh, okay :)
I'm no expert but is it really suppose to be that big?
To be honest, it's too far off to the right. And the gun is too high as well. But it's nice.
Someone tell me what is new about this besides the map?
I concur with the night vision :)
The Marines? I think your taking the name too literally. Marine means aquatic but the USMC are actually used on land most of the time. The Navy SEALS are the ones on most aquatic.
Why's the ARMY fighting the drug dealers!? The Army is meant for war, not fighting against drug dealers!
Is that a mod name for bf2?
Tbe honest, this was a big let down to me, it only had 3 simple maps and the M16 animation sucks. This mod didn't have even 1% of what I saw in the screenshots for the mod.
Wow, this really should take place at night. Looks so ugly in pink daylight.
Congratulations! Your comment has been buried, you must feel very special now :)
Wow! I thought it was going to be hard to make shadows for it! I didn't even bother asking cause I didn't think it was worth it! Great job!
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! JK :P
Well the M203 LOOKS more futuristic than this one but don't judge a book by its cover :)
God and maybe, just maybe, you can make it not look like the stock is on his cheek.
Why would you show all these things if you're not going to put them in the mod?
I like how you made it looks so natural with the battle scars and rust.
What movie is this? :P
Can't wait to obliterate the enemy with this!
Good enough for me :)
Hey, are you also going to make new reloading animations?
Is it christmas already?
Does this mean you will be able to use the small machine gun next to the cannon?
Finally, an assault rifle version of this gun!
Soooo... more detail on what this does?
Looks like a ghost town. Cool :)
Awesome! But's what's wrong with M203? You just want to add something new?
Good because bf2 isn't much without violence :)
Holly ****, that's a stealth helicopter right!?
Will there be cars with weapons as well?
lol that explosion would've vaporized the helicopter. :P
Reminds me of Charlie Brown :P
Yeah, I'm sorry from my reaction, I was in a bad mood :)
Oh my god, please tell me this is a joke? The mod is barely popular and you guys are trying to sell action figures now? FINISH THE MOD FIRST!!!!
"It's not nam"??
I like the blue one :)
Maybe you can use the knife animation for the raptors when they claw or bite people :P
Will you be able to fix it?
The shadows look fantastic!
This would look really cool with a drum mag!
Looks like the graphic settings are low.
In a non-gay way right?
Operation Greasy Mullet
You mean get better textures? Because he's already working on that :)
Could you increase the accuracy of all guns so I can walk and shoot enemies with out wasting my ammo?
All of the troops look like AI but it seems like a lot of online lag, so is it online or not?
Can you make the M16 reload the REAL way?
I think the rifleman should get get an M14.
A.K.A. not out yet.
Could they also be used as spawn points?
Lol that looks funny.
I like their clothing, makes them look like bad *****!
I think he means holding it from the bottom and not holding it like a grip.
It would be nice the lens was a bit more red.
I congratulate you on making that but I'm just saying I prefer it the way it already was but you don't have to listen to what I want.
I prefer it longer.
What time will it be for someone who lives in Michigan, America?
Hmm, their lighting just doesn't seem to go with the environment.
Can you tweak the over heat on the LMG's so they can shoot for longer periods of time?
Yeah but can you change the part of the hand guard on top of the barrel of the gun? I think that's what I'm noticing.
Man is doing easy or hard?
I wish I could have PR :(
This is great, when ever I see someone make an M4 with iron sights, it just looks like they removed the scope but this is better.
This made me cry, I'm speechless, too good for words, sniff. <:)
This is the biggest and most popular mod ever and it still keeps getting better!
Can't wait to see them use all the H&K weapons!
Can you make em work?
If only players online traveled in big squads like that for big battles instead of running off alone between the buildings and dive kills all the time.
Let us know when you got the new AK-47 in the mod :)
Everything in this picture is great!... except for the face, give em ski masks or do something to fix their faces.
ESPECIALLY modern warfare 2, my brother say's it's more realistic than bf2, thumbs up this comment if you think my bro needs to get a life, apologize to me and call himself muffin brain. :)
Give it the default textures
This is going to make MW2 look bad, lol
You my friend have an imagination made of gold, or diamond, or whatever you like.
Try using google crome
Since my computer lags a lot when I make my own bots, is there a server running this mod that runs its own bots?
What's he ******** in the last scene?
Every time I finish I think "In God's name what have I become?"
As I read this my pants are getting tighter.
Yes *squirts lotion* please describe how awesome I am, oh yes oh say how genius I am yes! F*ck yeah! Ahhhhhh...
I don't know if any amount of feathers could lift a 6-7 ton animal like that lol
As of today we know a lot about how dinosaurs looked at least regarding posture and muscle placements. Dinosaur heads are easy too because their heads mostly match the shape of their skulls like crocodilians. Have you heard of two dinosaur mummies found? Both are hadrosaurs. One is named Leonardo and the other is named Arizona and what makes them special is that actual skin, muscles, and organs have been preserved.
He looks a little bit like me. My narcissistic side is telling me to subscribe.
I was about to say this is creepy and perverted, but I clicked this page and this comment proves it. I'm no better.
Update: I'm in Community college now
Egypt government attacks secular protesters: no intervention
Syrian Civil war killing hundreds of thousands of civilians: no intervention
Islamist extremists encouraging revolution in Libya: freedom times are of coming
They're stubborn babies who want to force you to change, so you do what you want regardless of what they say. The more we give in to their scare tactics the more encouraged they will be. Hell the terrorists get ***** when they turn on their TV and see everyone "never forgetting 9/11" because the more we try to "respect" the victims of terrorists, the more ******* the terrorists have.
Keel zeh fascists! Down with humanarchy! Rise my brothers!
Is it just me or does the environment look better than the soldier?
All that pistol is missing is a grenade launcher.
You could but let him keep the tail feathers, they're the only things allowing him to get laid.
What map is that?
What game is this for?
I wonder how the mating will go.
Nice, but the fingers are too separated. Iguanodon had hoof-like forearms so the fingers were rigid horizontally.
You forgot to mention that ducks also gang rape.
I love pizza
"We did drugs, had lots of sex, didn't work, traveled the country, and had even more sex. Let's make sure our kids don't suffer the same fate."
I remember parodies of Hitler as early as Monty Python, funny how we became more sensitive to WW2 now than before.
If it emulates LAN, how can people all over the internet play on it and not just local?
I know right? You even went out of your way to separate it from all the other icons.
It's a very dull blade that couldn't even scratch scientific truth.
Looks like Schultz from Hogan's Heroes
That's when you pull over and beat the **** out of them and leave. Simple as that. They think they have special rights because they're more vulnerable, show them that their vulnerability is a weakness not a strength.
Only fools will be fooled by this foolish attempt to fool the fools of fooldom.
The Jihad is strong with this one.
Joe Biden he's the Vice President. Here's more about him from America's finest news source Theonion.com
I masturbated to this.
Wow, just wow. If this doesn't utterly destroy her fan base, then her fans aren't manipulated, they truly are as stupid as she is.
And a sexier beard.
Kitten pumped on speed.
Is that a cat sitting against a mirror and doing weird stretches?
"No you stupid child this is wrong! You disgrace our lord and savior! Where's all the blood? Where's his gorgeous biceps? Where are the thousands of people worshipping him? I don't care if you are five! More blood for zeh blood god!"
They're onto us! Because we are convinced by scientific evidence every life form is in a slow process of evolution, we support eugenics! Curses! This will ruin our plan for infanticide under the code name of Planned Parenthood!
Is interracial really a fetish?
This is horrifying.
He got possessed.
ikr? Wouldn't the red hot barrel melt it into water pretty quickly?
You're welcome. Sweet dreams.
Looks like a bunch of worms swimming in elephant ****
In the last scene, his moustache looks like it's in his mouth.
Jesus Christ is mah nigga...
Someone send this to the Drunken Peasants now.
And why isn't that egg in between two buns?
Ya'll motha fuckas need Jesus.
George Carlin actually said that first I think.
... oh and the gun too.
I had a good sense of humor when I was 15.
I've always wanted to cover Harley Quinn with my special mix.
I heart dinosaurs.
His grammar is killing me.
Iguanas are awesome.
Makes more sense than being afraid of your car flipping when on a civilian highway.
Found the Mythbusters today
Mmm they'd make a nice touch to my Satanic stue.
With all the amens every family makes at their dinners, you'd think we would've eradicated starvation and disease.
Picard dreaded the idea of being an admiral.
Well this can join the groups that infested deviantart.
Me is moh soffistication then yuo.
I think it's fitting punishment for buying a snickers bar with a credit card.
Wow EA Sports has good graphics.
Seems like no one has empathy anymore.
Yeah, last time I went a week without video games I went on a raping spree. I usually make portals, shoot people, create dinosaurs, and build ships to get the rape out of me.
Wisdom, such as not trying to jump over a trash can when the grass is wet.
Stop ruining our ignorant, insensitive fun.
I would've joined the hug if he really did that.
You see? Cats ARE more badass than dogs.
There are several other anatomical details we know about.
Oh man I thought it was a myth lol.
I was getting interested till 'balls' was mentioned.
Yes I'd like to make an order from the Yukon, minus the Eskimo.
I know. I exaggerate things a little to add shock value.
Ha, I don't even have a sister! It's my cousin I'm attra... never mind.
"Okay class, you get free education on how sexy, super awesome and badass our great leader Stalin is. Any joking about him will result in a timeout in the Gulag."
Sums up the police.
Obviously you hate him because you hated your father for sexually abusing you as a child. See what I did there?
Don't worry I won't say it... "LOOK OUT HE'S LOOSE!!!" *blasts entire room with lasers*
It's a commercial. I think for something that stops you from farting. You can never tell a product from its commercial anymore.
The picture is a repost but the commentary is different.
Will our hero return? Stay tuned till next week as our hero battles with a Nazi troll! Who will win!?
Only if it's seen, it's harder to get away with murder.
Kalga is Asian, he's genetically predipositioned to enjoy these things.
Since killing is illegal, I just get out my key and scratch a pentagram right on his door.
You mean I've been in a manipulative relationship since my first day at school?
Made in Chernobyl?
I meant NATO lol
Patriotism is doing what's best for your country, not for your leaders... oops forgot this was the humor group.
Smells like a Capitalist Utopia.
Living in Michigan, this isn't news to me.
Well then where is my 10 meter beard?
Am I missing a third meaning for 'stat'?
This was actually pretty clever.
The nerve of that kid.
Same ****, different day.
Iraq knows that feeling. :)
How's the weather down there?
I'm sure the tapes show the house owner doing the abusing. Plus, too many people antagonize burglars. If you want to frame someone, implying your a burglar doesn't help unless you're telling the truth. In this case, the lawbreaker caught a real criminal.
You rack disciprine!
How dare they rebel against their gods!
The true Communist revolution starts with one disgruntled worker ******* his boss off.
I know some bronies that'll jump at this lol
All the sudden, I'm only seeing like 6 servers popping up and I haven't changed the filters. All the populated servers such as 762 and WaW are gone and some others, but my updater says I'm updated to the latest version of FH2. I'm wondering if the servers and everyone else updated and my updater is broken, or are other people having the same problem? I figured since your an admin of one of the 762 servers you might have an idea what's wrong.
CABBAGE FOR ZEH CABBAGE GOD!
That's what our ideology is about: consumption. If you don't buy commodities, you're unpatriotic.
This looks like just a remake of the one with the submarine.
Why get a life when I can come here?
Viruses are microscopic and can kill you. You argument invalid.
Can this Poland into space?
Poor France, you'd think Vietnam would've shown up with a tumor coming out of its eye.
Why is Michigan shown as Soviet?
I like how the artist added the kiwi bird for New Zealand :3
Polan ball: Soviet yuo of heroings!
Soviet ball: Actually you can handle Nazi ball yourself, you never into liking me anschluss yuo!
Polan ball: Wat! 0_0 Kurwa...
Either they're very nice, or they're frighteningly obsessed with regular customers. Once you start coming to them, you don't stop... ever.
What Russia did was obviously a selfish act. They could've kept exploiting Ukraine by just maintaining good economic relations, but they prefered blunt force which obviously doesn't work. A happy cow produces more milk. At least the West have the decency to insidiously seduce other countries with immediate wealth and consumption while sucking their resources.
I can't remember I saw it on YouTube once but I can't remember the name.
Repost... I'm starting to take pride in saying that.
Get away you filthy human!
*watches for 6 hours*
I feel my testosterone seeping from my eyes.
I would've put a saddle on that boy.
I think this is a repost.
They're fruits. Citrus fruits.
Without the mattress, the gate to hell would've been opened.
Yes, bottling is a good word too.
You see the heels grip the soil better...
I think it's an old lady.
I wish I had a beautiful beard... well I do it's just in the wrong place.
Very thick and strong...
Or doing something you're suppose to do.
It looks like this is in an office, so maybe is so that the boss doesn't find out .
I like how the bottom eye lids look like they're squinting, as if he's preparing for it to stab his foot and then fire.
It is kind of sad that humans have bred chickens to lose their ability to fly :(
And in anime, we can all guess what the kraken is going to do... Fc05.deviantart.net
He has a fedora, so if he had a beard... oh my jizzums.
School buses... Youtube.com
It looks terrifyingly similar to the Doge meme.
It got stuck in her pussy obviously.
France... must be France.
HE'S A HERETIC TOO!!! BUUURRNNNN HIM!!! Youtube.com
Is this a joke for Grammar Nazis?
And with great velocity comes great kinetic energy.
*responds angrily with statistics of people dead under Communism*
That last look on her face makes me think she has Mry's body in her trunk already.
Especially if horror music comes out when an overdramatic narrator says "HE'S BEEN SELLING WEED!"
"How was that ladies?"
"Uh... never mind"
This is a lot less threatening than nuclear weapons in my opinion.
I believe everyone has a right to their opinion and I get mad whenever I see an article about someone getting fired for just one damn post on the internet. Even if an employee is racist or homophobic, if they can get along with coworkers and do their job, they shouldn't be fired. Of course they only get fired about this stuff if the information gets wide attention and then people will stop buying from the company the person works at. It's sad when the news media focuses on insignificant tweets.
Finally an honest ad.
I stare at its tits, so ha!
Throwing out a "Dark Side of the Moon" poster? Heresy.
I've never seen a sting ray do that before. I have learnt today.
And his friend was even more ingenious.
What a buzz kill.
'Murica **** yeah!
That and the **** stains on the toilet seat.
"Two can play at that game"
I'm sorry Knight but people are trying to debate here, not see who can make the best comeback. It's unfortunate when the debate group has become a boxing ring for people who just want to provoke and annoy.
The last link talks about the Soviet Union and how they weren't Communist, but in fact a dictatorship labeling itself as something it's not. I would give you all of this information myself but since you love links so much I gave you some from reliable sources. This should give some insight into historical facts that refute everything you've mentioned.
Depends on when you die.
Does the second kick turn the safety on or eject the chamber?
But Spudman, even though religion has little to do with most major wars, it has a lot to do with murder and genocide. While you might not be able to point to any major events, you can see throughout history religious murder has been an everyday thing. Christians have been murdering thousands of Pagans including children since the early hundreds. The infamous empires such as the Spanish Empire and British Empire, have murdered and tortured millions of people because they didn't convert to Christianity. Hundreds of thousands of people burned alive during the witch hunting era.
Remember when topics were debated rather than insignificant skirmishes? I do, before HinduMan. You continuously bring up the same things up over and over again against atheists and has now really just become spam. You've made your viewpoints clear with the last 10 posts you've made. People are bringing in new controversial subjects and you just keep trying to bash atheism and use the pretext "no one has given me a direct answer with evidence" well we try and you just dismiss by referring back to some video which doesn't tell anything. There have been countless attempts to talk to you civilly but you stubbornly dismiss it. Now either move on or move out because you're just wasting space for other debates.
Wait, this mod still exists?
Only gay people have big black *****. Didn't you know?
It was after the Anschluss.
Cosmologically badass man!
"It's their faults for getting in the way of the radiation."
Wtf is that new-age zombie from? It must be purged!
And they rose again in the form of European Union.
His chin does look like a mouth.
I don't understand Sweden and Jamaica.
I thought it was the other way around and Apple plays you in Capitalist America.
Yea! They were free and rich til dem commys wanted to take ther guns and money away!
So astronaut, such space, much floating, wow.
Made using hammers and sickles.
Similar with the same photo but the other one didn't have the Franceball.
Only you can prevent forest fascism.
Why am I thinking of the song at the end of Star Wars episode 6 when the Ewoks are having a big party and peace was restored to the galaxy?
She wants the duck.
Lt.Dann CAN into brainz! Img.4plebs.org
She was being sarcastic because he's panicking about not seeing anything while she has to live with not seeing.
He must've taken his donut.
Tactical roll to confuse enemies.
Someone's first time playing battlefield.
If he keeps rubbing it, won't it melt from the heat?
Greece can into moneys!
Just make a few gasps and the wounds will heal themselves.
Chris Hansen is still on medical leave from that encounter with the Booty Warrior.
When he called him a commy, I thought the joke would be that the grenade was made in China.
Donate a billion dollars to the Fight Against Bieber organization.
Oh no, here come the Nazi puns.
I'm sure she's in love with you now that you threatened her, girls dig that sort of thing.
Wait, so do you die for her and THEN do all those other things?
My first thought was Courage The Cowardly Dog when I saw the foot.
I think everyone will understand the meaning of this automatically, and yes this is very disappointing :(
SpongeBob looks like a bunch of macaroni and cheese stuck together with **** spots on him.
Actually he revealed himself by attacking the fishing line.
I think what he's trying to say is that the recoil is so low that you don't need to be very strong or brave to handle it.
I think there was an old picture of that in here somewhere.
Or we can hitch a ride on his Cosmos Ship.
Is that the clerk who sucked his ****?
This is just a copy of Epicurus' famous question. Spydersden.files.wordpress.com
Is of stronk too!
Only then will our lord Gaben accept him as his worshipper.
I don't like to make serious comments on the humor group, but I absolutely despise the way they treat animals that are meant as pets. I don't like to discriminate animals, but dogs and cats were never bred for consumption. Cattle, goats, and sheep have been bred for thousands of years to serve this purpose. They need to better control their population growth. Exterminatus anyone? Jk
"I'll just sleep now and wake up early..."
*stares at eyelids until 3:00 AM, wakes up late tired as hell*
"I'll do it when I get home this time"
*collapses on couch and falls asleep*
Dem serious faces. He will soon evolve into the superior PC race. The Final Solution is in progress.
InsanityPays just summed up bf3/4 and cod.
^ my transition from childhood to adolescence.
His name makes me think otherwise.
Since when is being Satan a bad thing?
It astounds me all the bad things going on while they're complaining about gender issues that don't exist.
I knew it. The United States likes to gain control of countries by helping fascist groups to take over governments.
"... nah! Human, I order you to give me my toy!
I think that 'wat' is in response to that horrible spelling, word placement, and grammar by jd998.
A SCRATCH!? YOUR ARM'S OFF!
Rifle squad is more badass.
The truth is strong with this one.
No Jawas allowed.
A very low possibility, especially in the southern states.
If I did this with my cat, I'd need a face replacement.
Us introverts... our superior intellect would not be accepted nor understood by ordinary social people.
Is this serious?
We like butts.
Long range pool stick. Equipped with tactical suppressor.
Warning: I won't like you
In America, prisoners on death row are put on suicide watch so they don't kill themselves.
Yes I do.
Knife through my heart! It hurts so bad!
Once I saw she was holding the oven's handle, I knew what was going to happen.
Just smile and leave boys, just smile and leave.
*slowly descends under desk*
Newborns. They are sacrifices to our true lord and savior!
Basically the only way to live up to the ridiculous expectations of teachers is to ******** everything.
Repost. This becoming quite annoyingly repetitive.
It was a dark day in America's history.
Keep it fresh.
Forward noble steed!
I've seen worse in Michigan.
She got startled when her parachute shouted "ANSCHLUSS!"
If I was him, I'd just sit there for 30 minutes motionless, contemplating reality and its profound properties.
I don't understand what's going on.
And an Asian school girl.
Being a cat lover, I almost burst into tears when I saw this.
Don't start saying YOLO.
Even though they can get it loose from the pole, I doubt they'll be able to ride it away.
Tactics and plans are for pussies! If you come back alive it means you didn't kill enough Nazis!
Holy **** I have that same exact laptop.
Looks like I hit a soft spot. But seriously, TB is often short for tuberculosis. I didn't suspect the Cynical Brit until I noticed the British flag.
Funny because Greece was run by Nazis even after WW2.
It would be so awesome if this really happened. Crowds of people waging bets and cheering for the pilot while staring at the other plane on one side of the plane.
Personally, I think this is the most badass thing I've seen in a while.
I never really understand how people get the words wrong so often.
And the gun slung around his back too ;)
I don't think you can port anything from bf2142 legally unless the mod requires the user to have bf2142.
The resemblance is frightening.
Shows our priorities as a human species. Entertainment comes before knowledge.
All your base are belong to us.
I would actually give him $20 for saying **** to me.
To be honest, I think this should be changed to red. The red HUD on the T-90 is quite famous in bf2, and it would be a shame to see it gone. It also just looks cool.
What would Jesus drive...
I'm always suspicious about protests getting a lot of attention in media and obviously siding with one side. This is just about the interests of the EU clashing with the interests of Russia. Ukrainians see how well the living standard is in the EU and the history of Russian occupation has driven the people to think the EU is the answer. However the brutality of the police has been exaggerated, while the protestors were throwing molotovs are the police, setting people on fire. There are also rumors of EU and NATO giving weapons to some protestors and supporting neo Nazi groups.
Now you're speaking my language.
I'm suddenly saddened.
I think the question of the dead Pakistani is a damn good question.
This is just more upsetting.
Fun times are a'coming.
"Well there's your problem"
The gun doesn't look like it's pointing to the center of the screen, it seems to be pointing too much to the left.
I'm sure Death can help you with your mortality problem.
Not really, Rob is just stupid. Robert = 6 letters, stupid = 6 letters. Coincidence?
An *******, sir.
Tall Justin is such an *******.
Metallica is awesome.
I'm too quiet they said... They won't judge me they said.
I think it makes it more epic.
It's okay, just go back to your computer and everything will be fine.
Criminals on the small scale you just explained have no effect on your life.
"Failure is always an option" is repeated in my head when I think about engaging in social interaction with a female.
I'd expect to see this in a Calvin & Hobbes strip. Ah the original C&H I call it.
I never really understood "urban" camouflage. An urban place has a wide range of artificial objects that provide contrasting backgrounds no matter what you're wearing, even grey
Well at least she didn't chain you in her basement and only fed you water and Viagra.
Ouch, right into my colon.
I like how it makes their flag.
I think you should just do night vision instead of thermal, I think this is a little much. Just my meaningless opinion.
I guess they finally added doge all to the olympics.
It's the air vent on The Dam.
When did hanging lose its popularity?
I wonder when Yuribeard will show up.
Like a baws.
The NSA needs a new anti-suicide program for their workers now.
Tumblr as well.
I'm so proud of you my little Reich! Now go Anschluss like a good boy!
The Imperium would be pleased.
Oh that gave me a heart attack, I thought the nostrils were the eyes.
Well now it's the only way to deal with his grief.
I tried to speak what they sounded like and it just sounded like someone with asthma having an ******.
Usually the tabs that are playing horrible songs cause my computer to freeze and the song just keeps replaying itself.
I often see males do it too but they're holding a pile of their parents' cash and pretending to have swag.
I think the charging handle is suppose to be on the right side.
It looks like it can divide into two planes.
Two girls, one body.
At first I thought the guy just had long, white hair.
He shall be baptized in the Church of Valve.
I see a future member of the master race.
Furries would be all over that lol
Union of subsidized farmers... Pretty much sums up the EU.
Filthy casuals on the filthy floor where they belong.
TF2 would disagree.
So we're to blame for all the kinky anime porn? I guess he did something right after all :)
Kalga, for your own sanity, I hope you're joking. I recommend you go to the hospital if you've had a history of reading terms & conditions. Talk to your doctor if 'I agree' is right for you.
What is life if not to Anschluss?
So instead of molotovs they throw water balloons?
I never even made it to the first step of asking :|
Can you possess people? Can you be invisible? Can you have sex with other ghosts?
I think she means she'll use the taxes we're all already forced to pay. Better than cluster bombs on poor people.
What I find disappointing is that there aren't enough violent protests to big problems. This protest in Chicago was protesting NATO's illegal and evil bombings of civilians and it just looked like a picnic. It was full of self-righteous, middle class, hipsters who basically held up signs in silence and had hot dog stands there and sat around meditating as if they're morally superior and think that being against war is their minority movement and that they're the first ones to be against that. No surprise that absolutely nothing worthwhile for the news to report. No molotovs being thrown at cars, no people resisting arrest; just a big happy picnic.
How we do things in Soviet Russia.
Gave me goose bumps. If there is a god, it's Picard.
All cats should be cared about :(
I don't know why, but the guy's reaction just made my day.
Ha ha, that was Hitlerious!
Sums up the North Korean military lol
I often learn more from Polandball than my history class.
I never harm spiders that aren't in my home, but once they're in my home, that's one step too far. *deploys flame thrower*
At the end, were you playing online in a singleplayer mission?
I feel the same way.
That's also me, so I guess I'm an extremely white Brazilian :O
Triceratops has an acne problem.
It would be funny if it was 666 likes and it stayed that way.
No, just no.
Really informative, I liked it.
I think we shouldn't have any. I do however think commercials should not be allowed to advertise to kids. It's just a form of brainwashing. I once saw a commercial to join the Marines on Nickelodeon.
A mother's guide...
That actually is a nice ***.
Until more scientific evidence comes up, this questions remains philosophical.
In Soviet Russia...
Oh man, I'd love to have this power.
Canada looks like a strip of bacon.
I'm pretty sure after the thousands of condoms that went in and out of all 5 of her holes, she's pretty use to what a condom is.
Perhaps it's a wormhole to a universe where all matter is made out of pizza.
Keel deh heretic! Purge all who appose me!
Please make an industry so we can all get one :D
Sorry to be a treky nerd, but the visors only work because Geordie has implants in his brain connected to his visual receptors. Everybody with common sense about neuro pathways knows that! Seekingbazinga.com
Mom: sitting at the computer all day can cause back problems!
Gamer: bitch please...
Hipsterism has now become a culture. Just being different doesn't make you one. I learned this in my years of exterminating the hipsters.
Am I the only one who thinks he looks very badass? Treading **** with a raft and broom with the look of a warrior on his face!
It's a mutation and people thought it was a cute design and breeded this type of cat. I think it's abuse to breed cats without their fur to protect them from the elements.
Having a father who would do the same thing on a regular basis, I disagree.
Would bots be able to get you if you went up the church tower? I'd imagine not.
Morning sunset... *brain explodes from attempting to comprehend*
Someone tell those two jack offs on the right to move away from her. Their filthy brains are distorting her.
As long as it can be killed with fire, everything's fine.
Yeah I was going to say that either this was inspired by family guy or family guy was inspired by this. Family guy has a reputation for using jokes from other comedies.
Well Norway agreed to join the EU and sell their oil cheap to wealthy elites so they're okay with us. :)
He does exist, just read the feline bible! That's proof that he exists! We just don't see ceiling cat because he works in mysterious ways! Also it's in an old book, so it must be true!
Well why would intelligent people become delusional and delusional people become intelligent? I use to "debate" with my religious piers and I only noticed my intelligence deteriorating due to hearing "well if god doesn't exist, why does the bible say he exists?" all the time. I never knew we could all speak English and completely different languages at the same time. I honestly can't see them as individuals when they can't even comprehend what I'm saying.
Holy **** all the nopeness made him commit suicide :O
Rebel base in range in thirty minutes...
No mouse, no headphones, and not **** bucket = filthy casual
Why I started spraying my computer with alcohol every time my brother used it.
Now I see what he meant by jelly doughnuts XD
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"Never tell me the odds" ~Han Solo
If you look closely, It's exactly like and AK-47 but the stock is removed, the grip is brought forwards onto where the handguard use to be, and added some other stuff to it.
I'm unique and not useful, but I am still superior to other humans. I'm the next step in evolution.
The Havoc looks like a flying tank lol
Phase 2 is to **** in the pants.
The syrup is under the bed sheet. ;)
Basically Chechen rebels... I think.
Actually most of the AK's in Afghanistan are Chinese made and were ordered by the US to give to the Taliban.
Even some thousand Americans volunteered to help the Republican Army. Blasted fascists!
The Ak 5C is the carbine version, and the Ak 5D is a really compact version. I'd almost call it a sub machine gun if it weren't for the rifle round that it fires.
What? Why the naughty thoughts? I never inferred such a thing. Your immaturity astounds me! Barbarians!
"Don't worry humans, I'm a professional..."
With the direct impingement system you'd have to put that thing in a laundry washing machine when you're done to get all that gun powder cleaned out.
What's this doing on the Buddhist group?
Icing really stimulates the taste and feels good going down the esophagus.
It's like retaliation to the greedy capitalists who sell them.
It's an AK-47 :)
Clipartist.info FEAR THE RUSKIES!
I wished for weapons, ammo, canned food, a bunker, and a female. In case hid apocalypse wish came true.
Poor bear... He didn't get to use the drugs for himself :(
Why would someone give that bad karma? It's a sad face with bigger eyes.
What's cool is that the gun's internal design has always been the same. What a versatile weapon :)
I think we're all thinking of what that is going to be used for...
Breaking News: Canadian archeologists have found remnants of an ancient civilization that used these strange transportation devices with four wheels. The leader of the archeologist team says this may be the greatest find since they found out we had feet.
Wow just... Wow. We might as well ban all food because we can choke on that. Keep the guns so we can battle for the little remaining food after we ban it all. Keep alcohol and cigarettes though, they're big business so we can't ban them even though they cause more deaths than food.
Why are they illegal?
idk what this is referencing.
With magazines that big each one must be holding at least 65 rounds if they're .22's.
Estonia never gets a break :(
The joke is about how their country flags make them look like they're either smiling or frowning.
PR seemed to have got it down.
It would be pretty damn small.
In English this means less work, more money.
60% of my desktop is covered in crap.
Still better than futuristic apple.