I am very passionate about civil rights for lazy people.
Which generation made these technologies and raised this generation? Baby boomers.
Would make more sense if there was a chain between Ukraine and Russia.
I'll accept your fatness. I have many fat friends. But you can't make me find you attractive.
He seems to be enjoying it.
That shape in the landscape that resembles the front of an ark.
The mighty mighty box tank <3
Dumped for KFC... I see no problem.
Of course this is true, the Serbs said they love and trust the Austrians so they will feel secured to send their stupid Arch Duke over there so the Serbs can kill him.
I wouldn't like to see this.
I always get spider bites in my pants when I'm exploring the internet.
It's hard to determine the gender of that anime trainer.
I have a black cat named Spider :3
But then Stalin smiles upon me from the heavens and I become invincible against Fascist bullets!
Looks exactly like what I use to throw around, except it was plastic and didn't have an explosive charge in it, but it's all really the same thing.
I like that the owner didn't press charges.
I really wish everyone who attempts something like this certainly dies because they do it out of ego and people are actually impressed by this stupid ****.
Canadian and Mexican empire taking over America? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I doubt it, he shows the liquid and the flame to the camera like "Here's proof of how stupid I am"
It's anime, they have to show young breasts as a requirement.
I can watch that all day. There's something mesmerizing about it.
By that logic every time someone slanders Hitler, an evil Jewish banker is born.
When you look at all the other choices, the snake seems very delicious.
These cannons made it less maneuverable so it should be an easy snack for my Yak :)
This is why cats are superior.
Every time I finish I think "In God's name what have I become?"
Yes *squirts lotion* please describe how awesome I am, oh yes oh say how genius I am yes! F*ck yeah! Ahhhhhh...
No it's a fish obviously.
You can find them in the baby-food section.
We take pride in our deaths!
His avatar is his salute.
My mom got this. When she was reading it out loud, I felt like crying and laughing at the same time because it was so adorable.
What animal is that?
As an official representative of the Grammar Nazi party, I believe that specops and dude are to be separated by a space in between.
A blessing! A blessing from the lord!
I never considered Star Fox sexy
As an official representative of the Civil Liberty of Lizards Association, I find this to be a prejudiced representation of the good and law abiding lizard community.
What were those guys with masks and red coats called again?
Zuul mother ****** Zuul!
Exactly. That's why they breed more.
So I'm confused, when America shoots itself, do all Americans just die? Did we all just off ourselves? You'd need to clear all our bodies if you want the land, and trust me we have some of the biggest bodies on the planet. What will you do with all the bodies anyway? Dump them in the ocean? Dig mass graves? Burn our fat as fuel? Let us decay in the desert to fertilize the land?
I feel like crying now.
Okay cool :)
Yet even when your species is on the brink of extinction, you refuse to breed.
That seems kind of overpowered considering the .50 machine guns just make slightly bigger bullet impacts than small arms.
Clearly he's never gone to a circus or post-Gulag Siberia.
That guy had the nerve to question the size of the scope! This means war!
It looks like there was a small explosion where it hit?
Pretty cool... but why the humor group? Is this suppose to be funny?
I have destroyed countless civilizations made from my own genes. I'm a sick mother ******.
I think I was part of the last generation to use this. I bet the kid also thinks his shirt means he was born in 1942.
At least the second message gives you the right to be angry.
Son, you rack disciprine! No food fo week!
Actually I remember a long time ago there were rumors of the US military funding research into strapping bombs to dolphins and training them to go to enemy targets, like how the Soviets used dogs.
In Lebanon, they have internet on for only one hour a day and it's slow as hell.
We're being taken over by **** fetishists.
Boy it sucks going to summer school for intelligent kids too. The kids they hated now have to be stuck with them too.
Oh man I would kill to do something like that.
Sounds like New Years Eve at my apartment.
Coming from a family with depression, this ******* twat doesn't know what depression really is. Trying to wear it like a badge of honor is bad enough, making a 'game' out of it is ******* heresy. I hope a black woman in Detroit sees her talking about suffering and oppression and breaks her stupid hipster glasses and sets her radioactive hair dye on fire.
Looks like CureOptimism didn't get the message that everyone has a hard-on for military soldiers.
Atheists have always hated Jews like Lewis Black, Jeff Goldblum, and John Stewart.
He talks too fast.
They look professionally made so he must've made dozens of them...
Well they're getting laid and you're not. It's alright son, the internet is here for you.
Holy **** do they think those brown lumps in their food are grown on trees? Are they seriously disgusted by the idea that meat comes from dead animals?
Revert to pre-scientific methods such as finding the closest object that can be used to kill.
I call the quiet guy who ends up surviving through the entire thing.
I never learned Roman Numerals but I grew up with Star Wars so I at least know this guy is an idiot.
This joke is really old.
It's making fun of them just assuming their horses got the memo about sacrificing themselves.
I find Ian Malcolm much more interesting in the books where he talks about Chaos Theory. The movie was just a family thriller with the true moral of the book stripped out.
Actually juassic park in itself was bound to fail violently no matter what DNA they used. According to Ian Malcolm, this was a much more complicated problem that no one would give credit for. He knew it was going to fail right from the start. It was such a complex situation that not even a hundred supercomputers could calculate. It was as unpredictable as knowing when you're to die. I recommend you read the novels, they're so much better than the movies.
This is obviously photo shopped... someone cut out the weights from the mirror.
Sums up my early years when I joined the YouTube comment wars about religion, politics, games... I'm never going back.
Whoa I wouldn't go that far
It's a small island. Cars would make things more difficult there. You can cross the whole island on bike in several hours.
Look, I've slipped on my back like that many times. It needs to happen at a very specific angle to cause fractures, otherwise you just get back hurting for a few days.
You know sibling rivalry is an instinct we evolved in order to kill off the weaker siblings. The only reason my older brother exists... Youtube.com
At least he didn't use it as a steel *****. It would've blown his mind.
Not everyone has a keyboard that can write that, not the patience to get it on the internet :P
I'm almost all the way to the left/bottom
Of course since they all use the Metric system, they already know why they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale with Cheese.
This is too disturbing. I don't like the idea us having competition for slaughtering birds.
To be honest, i find this fail to be very impressive. You can't do something like that on purpose.
It's red, shiny, round, and succulent... :P
he has passed the Master Race Trials, he may enter our empire.
I remember this a long time. I use to think was what it meant to get high.
When large animals decay after dying, their body releases gas inside of them and this inflates them if there is no opening and so they've been known to pop and explode once a lot of gas has accumulated. There more you know...
This man... must be god.
The most effective advertisement.
Do I really want to know how that pig head got there? >.<
I just realized, in a couple of months it will be the 100th anniversary of World War I... or will it be the 10th anniversary?
The Emperor protects Moddb.com
They look more like equal signs D=D=
My doctor didn't recommend this high dose of internet for one day.
Applause for knowing about Boondocks.
Maybe he works at the local sweatshop in Taiwan...
*starts backing away from computer slowly and then jumps out windows*
Did you just reply to a karma point?.
I think that's literally what it means "I don't know" lol
*starts force choking nearest officer*
Internet is needed of course.
So... bees rape flowers too?
So we evolved from gays? O_o
I like how she takes a picture of her and texts her after she revealed herself.
The problem I see is when it becomes legal Marlboro would start selling that **** like crazy with added addictive chemicals and so it would lose the spark that you get from homemade weed. I mean of course no one should be arrested for having or selling it, but make it illegal to mass produce it to keep it from becoming ****.
I've actually seen worse. The whole back seats were flooded with garbage.
The Onion Store sells a lot of **** about bacon, they should add this to their list :)
Cool I'm lime flavored.
They don't call it Obamacare for nothing.
My primitive ape mind cannot into getting this.
Must have been previously used by a Justin Beiber fan.
Comrade Winston is still stalking me home from school until I learn more about WH 40k... *quickly looks around as if to catch someone*
The only thing that convinced them was the guy sitting fell down like he was shot. He was probably in on the prank.
I think in the real video they were just dancing their arms while they were singing, but true nonetheless.
Weren't you informed? They invented grenades that suck up smoke now.
Canada can into Anschluss!
We need some very controversial subjects that even leftists could really disagree on. Even though this group is open to anyone with the desire to make logical debates regardless of their stance, we all know most people here just happen to be secular and modest
I was worried that people would read this and think I'm just nuts or have "issues" I'm somewhat relieved to see people aren't responding as bad as I thought.
Then a guy sitting in the shadow lights a cigarette and everyone in the bar looks in silence with wonder. The mysterious ball says "you think you've had it rough Polandball huh?" he then stands stands up revealing himself to be Estonia "Well I've got a story that will make your anus pucker and your scrotum retract..."
Does Germany really hate Japan?
You have a big backyard. Why would you want to shoot one?
That would actually be a more honest and interesting story than the original story. Please, share more insight.
Too much truth, it hurts.
Am I the only one on this planet who hasn't watched or read Game of Thrones yet?
True ******* patriots.
I've seen this happen many times... their bodies were never found.
Well since none of us can help you... damn don't know what to say. I have a cousin in Lebanon who stopped replying to my emails and have no idea what happened to him, so I can relate.
I have anxiety about this stuff every day.
Don't betray our fellow intellectuals too wise to bother with social interaction.
Maybe they're implying feeling *****.
She probably swallowed without chewing.
Beards have also been a symbol for wisdom and courage throughout history.
What's very interesting is that we all wish we had a friend like this, but none of us would actually be that friend.
Fill it with phosphorous.
I thought "pug" would've gave it away to people.
"What are the charges!?"
"That's not necessary for you to know, all you need to know is that you'll be found guilty and executed."
~Star Trek: DS9
At least we burned down their entire ecosystem and poisoned their children before we left. No one defies 'Murica without a taste of freedom and democracy!
Am I the only one that hates the fact she took a selfie in the first place?
Fishing for droids, but I can't seem to catch the ones I'm looking for.
**** I remember telling myself I'll get off soon when it was night and then, what felt like a few minutes later, I looked out the window and it's morning.
I'd be fine if it said he hit another hunter, but a poor **** on his toilet? That's just really depressing.
*tries to masturbate*
****** feels like plastic*
IT'S A FAAAAAKE!!!
The sign told him to keep his phone UNDER WATCH. Ba dum tsss.
I think it was just a typo.
Why would 'Muricans use a Commie SKS?
lol I thought it was a cat sleeping XD
Wery? This is not of Polandball.
Ripe for harvest.
The new Gaben of the internet.
This has been a dark day for Canada.
I want to go back to the monkey bars and swings <:(
'Murica only playing one percent of the war effort, and taking all credit! USA USA USA!
The French didn't care about them. They just left without setting up their own government, which led to chaos.
Was bad enough to find it all over YouTube, but this is just inciting suicide.
Japan, why am I not surprised?
I don't quite understand what this graph is measuring, the seriousness of belief or writing proficiency?
The factory farms are only meant to give the companies as much profit as possible by neglecting the animals. Killing the animals is fine, that's what it's for, but let them have a decent ******* life. We're all eventually going to die, but we live only to enjoy life, and that philosophy also applies to animals. With trillions of dollars going into the personal bank accounts of people who can already afford to live a thousand life times, don't say that the prices will be forced to go up on the food, because it doesn't have to.
If you think about how fat people are and how much food we dump in the garbage, we have too much food. It's the distribution of food that's the problem. Some places can stuff themselves to death while others starve to death. Regarding population, I think condoms ought to be embraced to everybody and allow abortion. Plus have you seen the horrors inside those factory farms? We should rename them to death camps. So many farm animals are born mutated because they're being cloned and not breeding, they have to sit in their own **** and eat corn even if their stomachs aren't meant for it. They abuse the animals constantly and have their legs tied up on assembly lines waiting to have their throats cut to bleed to death. This is not a minority, just about every factory farm is like that. Regarding plants, almost every grass land on Earth has been replaced with armies of corn and wheat, starving the animals that graze on grass. Trust me, overpopulation is the problem and you don't stop a problem by giving it more of what it feeds on. I don't mean to make people starve, I mean condoms.
Giraffe population: 80,000-
Human population: 7,000,000,000+
giraffes are 87,500 times more valuable than humans.
There needs to be a planetball with star trek planets.
Put a black cross on it for good measure.
There's a picture of a Vietnam veteran in Vader's position and someone added ghosts of dead soldiers where the storm troopers are. It's been posted everywhere to show how heroic they were in that war, and this is a parody of it.
My morbid fascination makes me want to see what happened to the children.
BF2142 actually has that, but you can't use codes from a game hou have to buy.
The face accurately describes the mood of the entire language.
A church is any place that gets tax exemption.
I don't see the mistake here, this is obviously reserved for midgets.
Someone's been watching Bugs Bunny too much.
In capitalist America, the market owns the government.
Except that this hypothesis didn't come from any observations, it was just delusional.
I see them every and they just stay away from you and fly away when you get too close. However, they are the most savage beasts when they have babies with them.
Where computers download freedom bites.
I think there's an inherent badassery that comes with having that one eyeglass connected to a chain.
My history class rarely ever talked about the Soviets in WW2 only that they had a lot of deaths. My history teacher actually though that Band of Brothers was a good representation of the war and showed it to us. The Soviets single handedly defeated the entire German Empire, while the Allies were only mosquito bites on the German Empire. Out of every 20 German soldiers killed, 8 of them were killed on the Eastern Front.
Being a science person I thought this was common knowledge. I guess I'm just intellectually superior than everyone else. *has pretentious smug*
This is so true. Luckily my physics teacher actually taught our class about the metric system because no one else ever teaches it. I never understood why our education system doesn't teach the metric system.
My reaction when I use up the last of the toilet paper in a public toilet room.
Who da **** is Jeremy?
Looking at the slope of the ice, I think this was played backwards.
Every cell in my brain is screaming MOVE IT ONE TIME TO THE RIGHT! ONE TIME TO THE RIGHT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Two sunglasses? Douche bag level: 9000
Justin Beiber and his mindless followers should be executed on a ship and their bodies dumped into the water, their brains are only good for shark bate.
I think he'll raise the minimum wage by one dollar and then corporations will act outraged and protest by increasing their hamburger prices by a dollar, which will actually give them more profit while they say it's ruining business.
So many thrives...
You know, this is actually pretty awesome.
Is he pointing his pistol at his teammate?
I think he will make a great living in the slaughter house. He can remove all the bones just by pulling on the head.
RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-POST! Still funny though :)
"Soap drop nigga"
If he just kept his hands off of those kids, he would probably still be employed.
I honestly don't know how anyone could get that wrong.
A kick in the stomach ought to do it.
Ah yes, this old comment... I really need to purge my old stupid comments.
Math teachers always defy physical logic just so you would use their damn equations.
Thank you, it's been 69 years since I've seen that movie.
It actually is 4
Wait I don't get it :(
*angrily starts argument over which economic system is better*
I can't believe this is still even a debate. Might as well have a government official watch you taking a **** or ******* the neighbor.
One hasn't been filled with ****, and the other doesn't give a ****.
Aha I just noticed one of the folders in the bottom left corner. Why do you leave it out in the open like that? I hide mine by putting it in a folder, which is in a folder, in a folder, in a folder, in a folder, in a folder, in a folder, and in a folder in My Documents.
Why didn't agent Smith think of this?
Great lighting! Really has that eerie and apocalyptic look to it! Absolutely great!
Well the state of Michigan make an exception.
True love is between man and hand.
Maybe the shield should be a giant pancake.
How does she know the things she's dreaming about are in the bible if she's never read the bible? I just... Nevermind, I'll get back to pornhub.
Must've been Miley Cyrus coming in on a wrecking ball.
It's the bolt, there is no cover and it stays open when the last shot is fired. You close it by pulling it back slightly and letting it go.
I'm sorry but that was the most misinformed thing I've read in a long time.
Cheers to another year of life giving you major depression! :D
Surplus Russian made 7.62x54R steel tipped ammo... *drool*
Fap for America!
Why couldn't they just continue with the AK-107? It's cheaper and interchangeable with other Kalashnikov parts, yet still has the new recoil balance system.
I don't like that the weapon's body is lighter than the furniture. Can you make it darker or the furniture lighter?
Dem commies wouldn't understand what it means to be 'Murican.
Spiders... That can fly.
Life of Brian was a great movie about the Romans, I don't care if they had English accents.
I think if you can't pull the lever yourself while looking into their eyes, then you can't be for the death penalty at all. I support rehab but it will be organized by professionals in psychology and psychiatry. I want to eradicate crime, not people.
All used by the Americans in WW2.
So we're the meth lab I guess... At least then we have more fun! XD
And juicy tree parasites.
A lot of people love coming...
DID THEY REALLY MAKE A DINO MOD?
Oh I get it now. Sc-out and sc-in I feel stupid.
Don't worry, he's got this...
This is why I play video games 12 hours a day.
Better be careful or we'll bring democracy in the form of missiles! Gawd bless 'Muricah.
Since when do teachers encourage procrastination.
At least the new content will help liven things up until Hoth! I'm actually excited to try out these new maps! :D
I remember when I took swimming classes for a few days there were girls there too.
I think most of their snipers used mosins.
Looks like the main character from star gate Atlantis.
NEIN DAT IZ NOT ACCEPTIBLE!
Somewhere in between "Obama's a Muslim" and "all Republicans are closet homos", the truth lies.
I don't think anything less than a resurrection would be a good enough apology.
All he wanted was to know where she put his ******* supersuit. Youtube.com
When you have millions of people doing the same thing, you cannot simply say they're the absolute problem themselves. These are people that grew up in this country, with the same culture, same families, same capitalist market. No other country does things like this. This country is dominated by mindless machines that only consume and defecate. Shopping and eating is the American dream now.
What if you do take one and it's the razor? Kind of defeats the purpose.
I like how they referred to the Pulp Fiction scene :D
This is like the third repost of this image in one month, seriously.
I don't know if you're allowed to use the HUD from bf2142.
But his lips are immune to her charms (cheesy line from old batman movie)
Jesus: Aw dad damn it!
Looks like she missed.
It's probably driving illegal immigrants across the border.
I only got the shotgun one :(
It looks like a juggernaut rogue.
Well at least his computer didn't 'freeze'
Ha this is in reference to the movie Get Smart where Control bombs a bakery and everyone jokes about it saying Muffins of mass destruction XD.
Am I the o ly one who puts a god damn password on my phone?
Well that's one way to do it.
If you keep saying it, it sounds like KKK repeating itself.
Wait, there's a TV show of real martial arts competitions? WHY ARE MY ******* FRIENDS WATCHING PUSSIES BOXING WITH ADS ON THEIR CROTCHES?!
What an intricate and complicated plan! :o
Tom & Jerry: Live action movie.
"Dance chicken, dance!"
Did he use his pee so he can't get sued?
I don't think gun control will do anything but people exaggerate the importance of guns. There are those people who would give up their first amendment for the second amendment, which is bad. I think guns are fun and would love to have one but when it's easier to get a gun than it is to get a car, there's a problem. Gun control will however be good for exporting to at least minimize the profiteering of war, like how companies are selling guns to extremely religious terrorists all over the world.
I think he means now at this moment where all the powerful European nations are now in the EU.
Just get rid of the middle class part and the racist part and you have me.
Does that say Playstation 2 on top? O.o
I think I know this map, it has a bridge in the middle where a lot of fighting happens. I forgot its name though.
All of the sudden I feel like trying this. Pretend like I'm a dinosaur. Rawr :3
As George Carlin has called, it's called the pussification of America. Tag is banned because it encourages victimization. Just about any activity with a minor risk has been banned in schools to "protect" children. Yeah, protect them from nature and reality.
So our school banned tag huh? Well I guess we'll go back to the old ways of having fun...
Y U NO AS RADICAL AS ME?
My cold, black, hateful heart can't take it!
Hey at yeast mine was original. I've heard "half baked jokes" all over moddb. People doughn't seem to put much thought into their inbread jokes.
Actually that's correct if this was an AKM.
Well don't even try, you'll get insomnia. Trust me...
Like an M14? :D
*in a British accent* how uncivilized for an adolesence. Come gentlemen, we shall depart from this savagery and go have some tea. Cheerio.
3.14% of sailors are pi-rates.
Okay, first me and all the attractive females get on first, everyone else including the children should stall the water for me *cough* us to escape.
Trust me, they both have something in their jeans that are related.
Ah Halloween, every pedophile's dream, kids wandering by themselves at night looking for candy, dressed so the police can't identify them.
Lynch time >:3
They make the flowers bloom pretty well :)
It first looked like a pokeball to me lol
Natural selection actually. He grew up in a world of cars and industry and if he hasn't learned to look both ways when in the street, then he was never meant to survive... I'm so morbid :/
Can you repeat it please? I wasn't paying attention.
-3 karma? My work here is done Imgkk.com
The cat for ****'s sake, too many people on this planet.
I know, I tried to show that this was a cult by saying that they don't tolerate free speech and they try to get rid of it by pulling out their little victim cards. I've watched all of thunderf00t's videos on the poison of today's feminism.
I think you guys are exaggerating it a little bit. Of course it's not a site for all atheists, just the ones with certain political and social views, like all white males are inherently evil, that sexism is a problem as long as men are allowed free speech, and that all atheists who don't agree with them are ignorant or sexist.
Look the knife is floating :O
My dad has yet to realize that I have a better grasp of what the ideal life really is. **** community service, I got **** to play.
I think this is funny.
Looks like one of those optical illusion paintings.
Naw, I'm just pointing out a little flaw in his statement, I'm just 17.
Is that a TROPHY on top?
Those bananas should be twinkies, you never see those kind of people holding real fruit :p
Yup, I learned a lot when my son committed suicide with a note blaming me for his despair. It's a fun learning experience! :D
It's like Titanic but better and more emotional.
That's like saying every American that fought was a Capitalist. They don't give a **** about the economy. Most soldiers were drafted anyways.
Aw sheeit, I thought hell would be hot enough to be a grill.
And profit! Don't forget profit! Ka-ching! :)
While the military will bomb all who appose us, the media will keep telling us we're under threat from terrorists.
*cough* days *clears throat*
You think bf3 has a lot of nade spam? If you played the original bf2 on Strike at Karkand you would know it could be worse.
**** bellow sea level.
Da ****? I'll never look at Nicholas the same way again.
Gay Hitler? This is out of mein kampfort zone.
If it weren't for video games, the Hitler wouldn't have committed genocide!... Oh wait, 99.999999999999% of all human violence has taken place before video games were invented. Move along.
I like the new face paint :)
He wouldn't look any different.
Thought? What's that?
I always thought sports was overrated in this country. I don't hate on the athletes only, I also hate on their coaches, the sports media, and on the ******** who take it so seriously. I swear the only long debates I hear between my piers is about sport teams, nothing about philosophy, ethics or current events. I for one think we need to change the priorities of our culture and encourage people to get ******* real jobs, not become a celebrity or athlete.
Well **** here we go again.
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME INFIDELS!
Really cool costume! You should come trick-or-treat over here in Detroit! :D
ALLAH IS ON MY SIDE! *launches jet pack*
It was set up, he ain't more special than any other peasant.
I can't saying "ooohhhhhh!" every time he hits it.
Yeah, there just happened to be a large group of people lined up like they were expecting to see this. Move along now.
Well we need all that space to store the inbreeds. :P
When someone mentioned today was the anniversary of 9/11 I started to sing "Celebrate good times, come on!" My colleagues were not amused. People should stop living in the past. How come we don't celebrate days where a cure for a deadly infection was found? We never care about people until they die that's why.
He knows better than to **** with a cat.
Like little pikachus! :3
I tried my best to get the least provocative picture on the internet. It seems I've failed...
I'm getting a sense that I am being warned not to hate this park...
This is how I felt at all the times when my server connection thinks that bullets aren't lethal except for the enemy's.
I hope the pipe for the beer isn't connected with the urine toilet.
My red white and blue **** says otherwise!
They're gonna need it >:)
Surprise butt push?
Everyone is too fat and happy to bother asking themselves philosophical questions, that's why so many people didn't answer.
I've never seen this before but I'm guessing it's a flammable drink and the saliva is putting it out.
That last part made my day.
I would laugh at both cartoons lol
Just walk away boys, just walk away.
If other countries are going to do anything to intervene, it should only be to help shelter people fleeing the conflict and to provide medical aide for the injured.
Will you also include the RPK with the drum magazine?
If that's a guy on the right... *red smoke starts coming out of ears*
Can someone help me understand the punchline?
Marily marily marily were on a stealth mission.
Will they seriously have dynamic animals on the battlefields?
...it's predicted to grow even larger and estimated to extend to the east coast...
Imagine two of these riding side by side. It would look like one car split in half :0
I've never played Half Life before because it just seemed like another gore-based game with nothing else to it, but a lot of people seem to like. Should I play it?
Alien > Predator :P
Well it's always the good die young and the pricks never ******* die!
Psycho? Please, just ask the heads in my fridge, they'll tell you I'm not a psycho :)
I was about to agree with you until you said Digimon.
You can equip flash bang you just have to change the number of the weapon selection.
I want to get this in case I ever get a girlfriend. Perfect Valentines gift. Or gif I should say.
It's that soldiers actually think god is watching out for them, as well as every other soldier who died in all previous wars.
Poland save the queen's ****.
Low self-esteem: keeping the gene pool clean for thousands of years.
Has anyone ever even thought it was possible to own a turtle AND get laid frequently?
Looks like a G3A3 to me.
*EDIT* Wait I just found out I'm retarded. Carry on.
I'm pretty sure he was deported lol
*looks at the female* they had titties!? :O
I wasn't talking about media, just like news sources on the internet like the huffington post. But I'm trying to get a book about the history of the middle east but I needed to wait a while to get some money first. Gonna order it tomorrow.
I can never seem to find any news source mentioning anything about Israel's human rights crimes. How do you find your sources?
People often tell me Israel keeps proposing peace agreements but the Palestinians reject it and just want to kill all the Jews. I don't even know the terms of the offers Israel gave, I'm hoping you know?
So the bar for 23.5 is like 1/6 the size of the 39.5 bar. 23.5 times 2 is 47 and yet the bar still wouldn't be half as high as Obama's bar. Totally not biased at all.
Yes but will they actually be allowed to shoot back the enemies? :P
You get a thousand awards just for getting one kill and just working to earn guns and attachments, especially the lack of teamwork.
Both are cancers.
I know exactly what you mean. I point out how my classmates are distracted by entertainment and are ignorant of what goes on in the real world and they call me a hater. Dumb pussies can't face truth.
How about just no clothes? Unless they have a visible infection. O.o
It's Captain Obvious to you madam!
***** of the future lol
The mask looks like Squidward.
The only responsibility powerful people see is to do whatever they can to keep the power, not use the power to help anyone.
You are willful ignorance at its finest. So many people try to convince you the truth but you still like to have this delusional hate towards the Arabic countries and that Israel is so peaceful. You are blocking yourself from the truth, get ******* real.
It's reversed but still cute :D
They say they're boycotting MW2 and they're all playing MW2 lol.
No I'm a cat worshiper. I am a minion of the feline gods and am due for my sacrifice! Good thing the feline gods are taking a long cat nap so I'm procrastinating my ritual sacrifice. :D
Are you being home schooled?
I ******* hated it when my parents thought I would just looooove to hug a stranger in a giant ******* Blues Clues costume.
This is why I always tell people that cats are not feminine, they keep a girl and get to do whatever they want. If cats drink beer and frequently slapped their female owners, they would still be loved. **** I want to be a cat!
Just when I thought I had enough things to worry about >.<
If I was the boss of that guy in Walmart, I would give him a promotion.
**** the bible and keep it away from my science. People just keep wanting to justify religion's validity and their forcing science to be friends with it. It's like a genius being forced to be friends with a redneck jockey.
Movie makers need to make some original material for ****'s sake. The damsel in distress has been over used for thousands of years, make a giraffe in distress and a space marine needs to stop the chimps from taking over the galaxy after they grew bigger brains. That's a ******* story.
What map is it in?
Ghost Pokemon: surprise *** raping in mansions since... some time ago.
******* lava tornadoes, what's next!?
Yeah, I'm sure all of those African countries are glad you 'helped' them :P
Want to volunteer? 8D
Screw Coke, Pepsi's better. :P
"Tankers needed: preferably midgets"
I love my cats very much but I still think think what he said is funny XD
Well it's not like he could've attached back on and it'll just start working again. I think this is kind of a show of forgiveness for each other after a war that shouldn't even have happened. Still funny though hehe
Long yellow things... Asian dicks?
I should do that next time some jack off thinks I'm slow. I'm 70 mph and the speed limit's 60! Why don't you just roll your fat *** down a hill and reach mach 2 that way!
Must be the illuminati! One of the pixels on the picture looks like an eye on a pyramid! :0
Yeah nothing really seems to show off its own detail anymore. Everything has to glow now, even dirt on the ground glows to make things look blurry like you just got out of bed.
Can it actually fly though?
Can he jump from a house.
Yes he can, he's a Spider.
Look out here comes the Spider Cop.
What it's about is how she's being a hypocrite. She said she's sick of guys being dicks while she's being a bitch towards the innocent guys.
I thought glass screens were an ancient myth! :O
Why are kitties cute at all times? Even when they're scratching your face off? I can never get mad at my cats when the scratch me because they give me these big shiny kitten eyes after they do it!
Most likely will be assassinated.
So many reasons why I won't ever have kids. The Earth is already overpopulated, we don't need more people pumping out units who just ruin your lives.
Maybe he's trying to get whiter lol
Not only are they afraid of death, they have the illusion they are actually free. They think that because they have access to a lot of things to buy and are distracted by media, that nothing is wrong with the country and most of the people who think there's something wrong with the country are bigots who think it's wrong that blacks, gays, and women have rights, and those are tue tools used by the corporate fascism to keep us from uniting against them.
No clothes can contain me! *starts swinging from branch to branch like a gibbon* alalalalalalala!
One of my cats looks just like her. She always wants to eat and acts so cute to get it, but we're serious about her diet, even though she circles us around the kitchen rubbing her mouth against our legs and constantly making a high pitched meow. Too cute to handle!
The bottom picture is me after 10 pushups.
We need our own Hitler to take care of the job.
A culture where values include progress, knowledge and science, and principles that include managing resources for everybody and the planet for a better way of life without harming the planet so much. Seems kind of impossible now that I think about it. =/
Remember, you need an enlightened culture to make this possible so it may take a few hundred years until this gets to happen.
Whoever disagrees is a lie.
NOT THE BEES!!!! AAAHHHH!!!!
That's kind of cruel to the cat.
****, if only we actually looked that good : /
No but that's what always happens.
I don't know, this might be what happened after the 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Indeed it is, I remember seeing this at first it scared but then I re-winded it and I laughed my *** off!
It looks so cute. It would be ****** up but funny if someone were to actually **** all over the animal.
If this baby wasn't in a society, natural selection would've taken him out in one bite. :D
I'm pretty sure they'd like to see them because what scares them the most is that they can't see them.
Is this that one bitch I saw him talk to on one of his documentaries? The one who is fighting against scientists to keep evolution out of school? And to force god down children's throats?
If I was that cat, I would be jealous of the guy. She's sexy :)
Most of this replacing presidents with dictators is so America can control those countries and sell lots of weapons to them. Funny how the U.S. tries to assassinate the dictators that just stop listening to what the U.S. tells them to do and not because they murder people.
Humans were born with laughter to surpass moments of despair and suffering. In no way does this insult or make fun of the people who died during the holocaust.
What movie is this?
Ha, you atheists are making excuses for not explaining things you can't explain! Gravity isn't real you stupid atheists! I bet you also believe in air too! :P
hehehe Jebus :P
It's about time they run out of quarters. Green, red and purple ghosts FTW!
Now FH2 is full of people who just grab the sniper kit first while everyone else gets a tank. EVERYONE gets a tank!
Charging your cat... nice
I blame my genitals.
Instead of saying Global Storm up there, I think it should say the name of the map.
Humans are too ugly to eat.
I don't know the name, but I think it's from the movie Inception.
If they had hot chicks feeling my body for weapons, I would endorse this kind of security. They would also be required to double check under my genitals for security purposes of course.
What game is this?
Ninjas? Give them faster speed, throwing knives, swords, and high jumps :D
Put the words "made in China" on it, then make it jam every 5 minutes :D
The trees are more green than the grass by a long shot. Perhaps you can make the grass more green?
The first things I noticed were the tits :D
He's watching some girl's *** bouncing side to side as she walks by :)
It's the game by itself. No mods :)
Every time a fight happens in the school, everyone gets out their cell phones immediately and no one stops the fight.
Servers are allowed to put their own ads on billboards in the game so this probably isn't an Easter egg.
Your girlfriend plays bf2?
Hostile gunship! Hostile air transport! Hostile APC! Hostile walker! Hostile speeder! (repeats process)
They're called magazines but I think he just has the wrong 3p animation for the weapon.
I actually hope it's all land based. The buildings make it so you have no idea where the enemy could be, it all just makes it more intense and keeps your guard up. Helicopters and jets would ruin that thrill of being able to ambush your enemy or slipping past your enemy. :)
Might want to work on getting the snow to stay outside ;)
I actually found it in the BF2142 files but it isn't used so I guess you got a very convenient model with animations ;)
By the time you first see a cat, it's already been watching you for hours :D
Yeah, my merry Christmas is going to be spent doing a lot of homework and without snow :(
Looks like pie lives in an unreal world and his only friends are imaginary :P
The legs are too small for an animal this size. If it had a more retracted tummy and bigger, stronger legs, it would be hunting down giraffes and elephants!
I think it should be a little bit smaller.
Ah I see. It'll be like an attachment weapon like the grenade launcher.
Lol no one is safe from the default face texture!:D
Better than tea baggers ;)
I'd still **** that Eve right there.
fhaixvfbwksndlshxuchdbdks. That happens when I see something very cute.
Like battlefront all over again :D
Nope, original sky looks just like this, There were no buildings in it. It's okay though, I doubt EA comes through here looking for mods to destroy.
Except for carols. Feels good to throw snow balls at them though. :D
A skin change would make it look good.
Oh, it's the EU kit geometries on the Russian soldier.
So are they fighting the Taliban, terrorists, or the West?
Christmas music always brings me joy :D
This hospital was already in xpak.
Looks like the same silo from the beta.
You're a Juice?
I blame them for accepting bribes from criminals.
How could you think a pilot with 4 arms is real? lol
Maybe you could do something about the invisible stock as well? ;)
lol that zombie event was pretty funny when we all just run up the ladder in a futile attempt to get the rebels XD
Right now they sponsor animal abuse.
You probably have your revive time set to zero.
This flag was made during the time the South was fighting to keep slaves and has been "reconsidered" to mean "Southern pride" let's say it really does mean just southern pride, there's no sense in being proud of a location. Being proud of where you live is like being proud of a birth mark you got. Pride should only come from something you achieve in life, not where or what you were born with.
I took the test. I got right in the middle of the green box. A few pixels a little to the left but very close to the center of the green box.
People are still playing it...
The picture it shows on the video, what is the thing with the red square around it suppose to be?
Perhaps it's a zombie addon :D
Wow. You dummies can't see that I'm in agreement with him?
SKS? For which game?
Gosh you need to see a doctor if you have to cough before every sentence lol
"Not too bad"
Make it fall at the last 10 tickets like it does in BF3 :D
Well... most people consider that an insult so be more respectful. But from a scientific POV, humans technically are a type of ape.
Looks like he's @$$ f***ing the guy.
Does the P90 even have real iron sights?
I saw the video but it seems awkward when I don't see the hand flipping the magazine. But digging the sound effects!
Are those shadows from the actual skin or are they part of the normal mapping?
Mini gun muzzle flash?
You should make the lights dynamic so they can be useful in night maps :D
The normal mapping makes it look tight on him lol
That lady with eh empty mag is thinking "I guess no one really trusts a black person with a loaded gun, do they?"
Just one more server.
Looks like the Assault Kit from BF3.
I'm being literally dead, ******* serious, is this a real photo!?
"but it's $60 :/" **** that's a ******* good deal. Video games by themselves cost that much.
I would like to say it's because they're retarded, but it's obvious that they are deliberately ignoring their brain capacities and choose to waste their brain cells.
You're Dann right I am!
So there's going to optics right?
"IED Production" lol!
I'd do her but those arms are kind of scary O_O
I like this one. It would be cool if you can add an animation where the ice grows :)
Looks better than the one on gamesbananna :)
When I looked at the default reload of the crossbow, the meshes were messed up. Did you guys fix that?
But hows the kit customizing going?
I want! Where can I download it from?
What's the song name?
I see you're using the muzzle effect of the Eryx or the SRAW because of the caps coming out. Maybe you should get rid of those?
But the skin was by JONES.
So I guess the war is so critical, that the military needs to draft civilians?
Did you add camera recoil or is it a new animation?
It's already hard to cross the bridge in Karkand without getting shot by a sniper, imagine crossing 'this' on foot O.o
First mission in BF3. Still haven't been able to shoot the rat :/
It's the M6 Linebacker to put the full name.
Well well well, if it isn't the Shilka...
I've always thought that the muzzle flashes in BF3 looked too much like explosions rather than, well, muzzle flashes. The muzzle flashes are way too big in the game anyways.
*cough* that's what she said *cough*
You're getting closer than you were before, but obviously more work needs to be done. Keep it up :)
I think the criticism is coming from the fact that the vanilla walkers look more realistic in a way. Big, strong built, armored legs with the driver safe inside a big turret on the legs while he sees through a highly advanced camera instead of a giant windshield saying "Here I am! Shoot me!" Also it looks like it was based off of this from the movie Avatar Battlegrip.com
And what on Earth got you onto that weird video in the first place?
Very nice music :D
I vowed not to drink alcohol but I might do it just for them.
Too bad he's already dead, he would've made a powerful ally :)
I'm a little suspicious as to why all of their names are blocked out O_o
How'd you do this?
I'm sorry but it looks like you made the game's graphics worse. Now it looks like 1942.
It takes an American, German, or Russian to respect the artistic values of hard rock and roll music. :)
It looks like the Tunguska skin from PR :D
To be honest, not very promising. Didn't include much of the things you showed. Some of what I was really looking forward to was the dual wielding pistols and the type 95 rifle.
It's alright. You can also just say that the Russian government is secretly supporting the insurgents with weapons and supplies.
To be more realistic, but i hope he makes them more durable so small arms fire can't destroy them.
Kind of like what Hjid did for Alpha Project :)
The only thing that bothers me is the zoom animation for the M16. It's too close and blocks a lot of FOV.
b_os texture looks amazing! very fine detail!
When it comes to dinosaurs, you can never go over the limit!... unless they show dinosaur porn. *shivers*
There are no secrets when you can blow holes in the environment :P
You know, I think people get a lot of negative karma when they already see bad karma given to you. People just like blending into the crowd lol.
Well when you do, you will not be disappointed :D
Do you edit shaders with notepad or do I have to get some fancy software device to edit shaders?
It's so easy to start a debate on the internet XD
Here's how I think it went... she shot her last bullet into that guy. He looks more like he's dead rather than giving in to the police. But the crowd also suggests it was a demonstration. I'm confused now. :P
I choose who ever are the good guys.
That sigh was suppose to be an orgasmic sigh.
Wow that's very ojneorvoasjndlasr arg my boner is getting all over the keyboard!
*cough* APC *cough*
In this picture he's only showing the Russian models he exported from Special Forces, not the map. You can only claim that he's disobeying copy rights if he uses it in the mod... unless you really don't like people using screens with your map. (assuming it really is your map)
Animation by Alpha Project?
My laptop was made in 2002 with almost no video cards and I played tons of games on it with years of frustrating bad specs, bad FPS, and worst of all crashes. But it's still working today O.o barely though, she needs to move on instead of living having to struggle just to turn on. I'll miss her!
I loved this gun from the mod. Wait till you see the reloading animation it has :D
Looks kind of like BFBC2, I love how you show that the same process happens over and over again. Smoker gets knifed, knifer gets sniped, sniper gets squashed by car, car gets blown up by tank, tank gets blown up by helicopter, helicopter gets blown by RPG, RPG becomes smoker then the process repeats itself :P
The point of a flight simulator is to experience flying with all the real controls and you have to account for everything just to land.
I beg of you not to make the deagle yellow. And possibly have the reload animation for the FN200 pull the bolt back?
Look at the way the one on the right is standing. Daaaaammmmnnnn....
Guys in the back: "I'd tap that :D"
She is so cute!.... oh and the soldier is nice too :P
I hate stereo types. -_-
Dude, they fought side by side in WWII...
Driver: We would like two cheeseburgers to-go please? :D
Squad Leader talking to the media: Just tell them we were ambushed by terrorists...
So stereotypical. -_-
You forgot the greasy fast food :P
Well I don't know why but it's an American thing, I'm American but I don't get why Russians are viewed as bad guys. I mean we fought side by side in WWII and the cold war didn't have any violence what so ever. Maybe because of marketing.
I was thinking maybe you could make the wreck have a large fire ball coming from the back of it then explodes after several seconds.
I completely understand their concerns. I one time played on a server and there were at least 10 hackers there and they admitted it, the funny this is that the server did have punkbuster. There were no admins there to ban those d***he bags. But if we could have a way to report hackers to DICE maybe they can ban their accounts.
That looks like a T-90 to the left of the Abrams :D
It's a convertible pod :P
Well Japan forgave us for Hiroshima which was much worse than this.
Or someone just farted.
Stop taking photos of real things! It's getting on my nerves! All of these are real photos! Wait a minute... XD
Thermal optics for tanks? Hell yeah!
She can dis-arm me any day!
I tried it, someone must've paid google to do it. BTW you have to capitalize the B in battlefield. Google translater sucked already, now it's worse.
They seriously got Noken to make the trailers? That's very clever!
They have all these Chinese weapons but no Chinese faction? D:
You figured that out on your own? Congratulations, you get a gold star.
You need to update to 1.41 then 1.5
If I were him I would shoot that gas container on the left over there. He he.
Wow, we never knew that, thanks for your genius advice ;)
That's my point. Case closed. :P
Click 'view original' to see the outdated texture details :P
So some German weapons and a Hind automatically make's this a replica of POE2?
The machine gunner on the tank is saying ""Uh driver, we got a little problem here, something's blocking out the sun."
He ain't got no parachute! O.o
Dude, there are a LOT of movies that end with the hero fading into the sun set :P
Well it's a personal mod of mine :P the explosion is that of a C4 from CHPower and the face mask is from 7game's soldier skin pack Moddb.com
Then why is the trailer for mw3 ENTIRELY singleplayer gameplay?
And why use stealth plane in broad day light in the heat of a battle? XD
About 30 million times the same.
It's the Ghost OF ghost! :O
Thanks champ! :D
Funny how the add is about 20 times longer than this video...
As the other guy said, it would be cool to be able to spawn on top of buildings, I've always wanted to be in a chopper with my squad mates and yell out 'RPGGGGGGG!!!'
If you're asking weather you should have the SF model or this model. Use the SF model. I thought that's what you meant?
Not as much as the graphics in Call Of Duty ;)
No problem ^^
It's an early version of project reality ;) BTW click 'view original' to get the full feel! :D
The wookie sniper mod Moddb.com
They make me think of Project Reality XD
There's still something about the look in female Asians' eyes that make me feel like I'm in danger. O.O
I remember putting this into one of my personal mods lol
That's what inspired this map in the first place :)
Don't give up! :O
No he doesn't die. Remember the horrible bf2 hitbox?
Why is the AS50 bolt action? It's suppose to be semi-automatic.
Wait, you mean I have to go to all those sights just to get the one mod?
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I SHOULD DRINK MORE OFTEN!!!!
No intention to be rude but what's the difference between this and the last M4 aim-point you showed? The texture looks the same.
Is it just me or did you get to blur around the scope? Or is it just your own special effect?
So which one do I download?
Actually he has said what's in them, it's just very hard to clean up the mess that Reagan started and Bush finished.
I have a question, how do I make a bolt action sniper rifle simi-automatic? which part of the tweak file is it?
I think he did a really fine job at making it! But I'm saying that I don't like digital patterns okay!?
He paused then moved the mouse lol
Would you like to open it?
Okay, I personally like a woodland/jungle camouflage. Digital design is one I hate most >.>
Damn that's awesome!
You think it's that simple? Israel will never give up the land, they're too greedy, Obama's trying to make sure they never do it again. He can't just make them go back and expect them to cooperate.
You know that's on the machine right?
That what I meant lol.
This part isn't working D:
Although I think the digital design is unrealistic.
I can hear the bf2 beta trailer in the background.
Cheese and rice, it came out! :D
I bet they're thinking "Oh ****, why didn't they tell us they had tanks?"
There's 23 guns, two AA launchers, and one mortar.
My nightmare has come true! A bunny hopper! DUN-DUN-DUN!!!
ooooooooh, aaaaaaaaaaah :)
He's on a bridge...
Who ever took this screenshot had not so good graphics card. It looks a lot better than this.
The deadliest weapon of all time!
But there are still too many M16's of the same. Maybe you should give the anti-tank an M4 with iron sight.
Are you going to accept the commanders orders or what!? I had an urge to press Pg UP.
I wonder what a carrier is doing in the middle of the lagoon 0.o
In order for this to really be BF2, they need to be bunny hopping with grenade launchers and AK's.
Uh, guys, I think that brown smoke is just covering it up.
How can he not know who made this map? His name is at the bottom of the picture. lol
Why is the videos about BF2142 that have the least amount of comments? :(
One word... Awesome!
I actually googled this and it's true! :D
WHY!? :o THEY'RE SO AWESOME!
WTH kind of mod is this from?
I like it the way it is :D
Maybe there are two hands but just without that grip.
Can't wait to lay down suppressing fire on the enemy! Will it also be deployable?
That's what she said. :P
JONES has made MANY maps for other mods, and I don't think he's not going to put them in his OWN mod :P
He sits in the right seat, unlike cars lol.
I love Jurassic Park! :D
T-REX FTW! :D
Uh oh, lets not get into this epic thing like we did in Alpha Project :P
Is it a 3 some? XD
I kind of like it in green. :)
Because they use water guns.
Awesome! I love the BF2142 theme!
Can you make one on v1.6? I prefer that version.
What version of COD4 is this on?
That's my birthday! :D
...in the city lol
MEC? That's even more unrealistic, maybe a tweaked MIG-29.
I agree with Bush being the enemy XD
I see no problem, could be where the sun is pointing I guess.
Sorry this comment was from a long time ago when I was somewhat a noob. Of coarse they go in the levels file! (facepalm)
Will it be possible to give jets mavericks? because that would be awesome!
I also like the textures on the sleeves.
The LAM seems to contrast too much from the gun.
A mama joke? Didn't see that coming :P, anyway, the phantom is still an awesome jet and I think it will be a nice addition to the mod.
Maybe you can use a game recorder that doesn't record the other things in your house lol.
By the time you've finish the skin, please rebuild the chopper itself XD
Wow! He has the force just like COD! You can magically make the magazines fly up into the gun!
Dang that looks so frickin' awesome!
At least I now know that my soldier isn't ******* ***.
Aw, I always liked the idea that my soldier was using the force :P
Hell yeah it's better, I even like the green strap on the stock as well :)
Maybe you could lower the gun then.
This ought to be good! :)
Well I think the marines are trained better.
Nice ACOG! Although it looks like it's part of the gun, can you make it a bit more transparent?
IT sais JONES201 on the stock! Ha ha!
That is one big ****.
He he, a lot of typing.
Damn, that looks like it could hurt! XD
Although the camouflage is a bit odd, it's in this digital kind of pattern, make it more natural.
You are going to fix the awkward looking hand and make the sounds go with the reload animation right?
Was this really made with the BF2 engine?
Yeah but is realistic in physics :)
I was just being sarcastic :P
Better call the president, maybe he can fix this major economic issue.
It's been a while since you updated BF2 BFH are you still working on it?
I saw this on google images lol
2 handed, or else his other hand is masturbating 0.0
I'm going to have nightmares.
Awesome model but what does this have to deal with COD4?
"That's the sign that the tank is full" lol
Oh my goodness, I'm going to have an ****** when I drive this.
I wonder... how will someone be able to aim with this? I see no iron sight on it, just a rail LOL
Lol at the soldier shot at 1:35 of the video
The lighting doesn't fit with the sky, it looks unnatural.
...or you can just get permission from them :P
This is cool but a green camo on a snowy map??
Xfire gave one but that happens all the time when my game crashes.
Didn't work, Christmas Hill still crashes.
Running in window? What does that mean?
I just got back and it's very awesome, but I'm experiencing crashing problems, the Christmas Hill crashes once I join after loading and "The Iron Gator" crashes after a few minutes of playing.
These ARE the night vision goggles from Special Forces right?
Now this looks awesome, just maybe you can make the 1ON1 logo just a bit brighter if possible?
I love that you made it look like dust moves when you shoot! So realistic!
This is cool but the barrel seems a bit too skinny which makes the hand look awkward as well.
You have to put the period in front of exe like this: .exe
Not when you practice.
They should've kept the little machine on the BTR.
Will you sync when he pulls the charging handle with the sound?
I don't know why I said game but I meant to say that this already was the best SW themed mod, it didn't JUST become the best, it's always been the best.
I'm not religious but Christmas is still nice. :)
Who's Eastern front?
The recoil seems a bit, unnatural.
Is the FOV suppose to be that good?
When I download this where do I download it to? And which of the files do I extract?
Yuck! Everyone always loves blood! It's inhumane and disgusting!
Lol I remember your server on the demo, I killed you a few times in a row once so you banned me. -_-
Hm, the ACOG is nice but I don't like the other thing you changed.
So what patch is this available for?
I know you posted this a long time ago but I know the answer! Just start up the game or mod, go to options, then click video and then you put your view distance scale up to 100% and you're good to go! Hopefully you'll come back to this mod!
Thanks for clearing that out for me. :)
Everything is great although the soldier's skin looks kind of blech.
Wait a minute, I download the mod on the other link, but do I download this to INSTALL the mod?
Yeah the shadow is all jacked up
Is this just a relight version of Road To Jalalabad?
Well done :)
Well if there will be, you might want to lengthen the fog of war so it can see where it's going :P
I don't get it.
Thanks for giving it away :)
Now that you've shown it in second person, how about showing it in first person?
Could you also give it a red lens?
Oh my bad, I thought it was a regular M9 lol.
Not much of a difference, just a very small one.
It better not be too hidden.
Mommy, can I feed it!?
What's his left hand doing?
The map comes with version 1.5 on regular bf2 it's a map in armored fury, the name is road rage, lol.
Looks like from AIX.
Are the bullets better cause their geometry was improved?
Why is everything for the NAC? Don't the Russians get anything?
idk if anyone else noticed but the top of the sights is transparent, is like that in real life?
Droid: "Oh crap" Other droid: "Roger roger"
I will send troops to them just to watch my troops get killed by those things :P
More like ****** :P
Yeah, make it a bit brighter.
Watching the youtube videos for this are hilarious!
I guess that will make a big EGGsplosion! :L
At the end, his arm moves at light speed. :P
Well I don't see anything different.
I think the sniper should have the vintorez.
But it doesn't bother me very much.
Although it looks like his hand is a bit too close to him.
This is good :)
I bet you would know cause that's probably where you came from :P
Eat that! If you can fit it in your mouth.
Are those the only type of walls that can be destroyed?
It would be more realistic if a dead body didn't magically lose their gear and helmet and a bag randomly appears with his kit.
Man oh man this looks great!
Wow! When you made it, did you make the holographics sight look bright instead of just paint? Just asking or if you still need to do it.
Hey can't you make both so people who don't want it and people who DO want it can have something?
Please get rid of that box thingy.
Just to make sure, are you going to fix how he holds it because look at his left arm, wth is he holding?
Will you give the soviets a BMP?
That's not skin, it's body armor.
This is THEE most epic picture I have ever seen on PR!
I prefer 7.62 it's more powerful
Is that going to replace the hover turret that follows a squad leader? Or both of them?
Looks good but the outer gray part should be darker, in my opinion.
Stink grenade? If so I can donate some of my farts, they're silent but deadly :)
Why is Russia all about nuclear weapons and stuff? Is that the only thing Russia is famous for?
You mean like after all the horrible things Israel did to the Middle East?
Lol, if part of the bridge had a bomb, what about the other parts? I'm talking about the bridge with a big whole in it.
I love snowy maps, makes you feel relaxed, perfect for long range sniping:)
Even though RT does some decent interviews, one should be skeptical of their coverage of Putin and Russia.
She looks ready to give pleasure ;)
Dreamland for people with OCD.
Muslims seem to like fire alot... Jk ;)
Red pandas are so cute, they would still look cute on Kalga's dinner plate.
Someone burn the Atheism+ logos though.
Oh gawd, my childhood.
At least they have a sense of humor lol
Yeah, they're not really worth it anymore. BTW nice homepage music CureOptimism :)
They're going to put him through a CAT scan ;)
This looks more real than most games I see today because everything isn't glowing.
Welcome back :)
"If you give me food, I'll give you *********** like this"
Sums up my elementary music class, specifically with clarinets.
Target that Tunguska... wat.
It's obviously blue and black. Those who see orange and white are of an inferior race. They must be purged. Glory to the blue and black master race.
Yes it WAS a cat, but now it's a bird. Certified by the Supreme Court of the Greenland Empire.
Why do I feel motivated to go to work now?
That fossil was put there by the Devil to deceive Christians into thinking that Noah's ark was real... wait...
As you can see, no one is punching Bronies. Anti Brony pictures always depict violence against ponies, not the bronies themselves.
I don't get the nose part, but it's still pretty funny.
History channel also shows a lot of Nazis.
Communism is red, blood is red, Satan is red....... COINCIDENCE!?!?!?!?!
Don't forget Ice Road Truckers, a show that Russians watch as comedy.
Mr. Hoth, I got a present for your tanks...
I don't see the problem here, almost every fruit and vegetable is a phallic symbol.
Is this group more satirical than the humour, satire group?
Even if you thought it looked real, the fact that this animal has been dead for 65 million years might make you question its legitimacy.
Looks like we're gonna have company!
I jizzed in my pants.
Dem queers think theys all hot ****, but dey unduh estimate 'Murica, one day dem commies will have to go back to Australia after we kick dem hippy *****!
What's the maximum setting? Does it rip my **** off?
In capitalist America, doors are required to be weak enough for police to break down, in case you forget to pay.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE HUMOR GROUP!
Or that the US can't make anything good anymore so we import the good stuff.
More specifically the gun is German.
Here was a GOOD Communist man, even if he was misguided and decieved by the Christians.
Damn Commies are recruiting cats!
Chef's recommendation? Who's the chef? Img21.imageshack.us
NATURAL OR NOT PURGE THE BEAST!
I'm American and this is mostly true.
It shoots armor piercing rounds, so condoms are useless.
Looking at the minimap, it seems to have a lot less aisles than the grocery store here.
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean he's not out to get you.
Being a car lover, it is impossible in the English language to explain to you how cute this is.
Throw the children at it, they'll make good distractions!
This is what's true about every one of those muscle ********. True pussies.
Well one thing I have in common with fellow Americans is coffee addiction, and I see the genius behind this invention.
I remember the daily show or Colbert report satiring how like 20 journalists went on the plane they thought Snowden was on and got trapped in there only to find out he wasn't there and they took like a thousand pictures of the seat he was suppose to be on that he wasn't on. It was hilarious!
Thanks, now I am ilerminated about this fact :P
They are so ******* stupid, but why does that kid have a bloated tummy anyway? To be honest it doesn't look like fat but more like pregnant.
Do nothing. It'll **** of Kim Jr. when he gets no attention from the media.
The whole entire point of the U.S. being in the Middle East is to build more oil rigs and since Iran doesn't want us in their country, we like to accuse them of having nuclear weapons.
Can't ******* read it *squints furiously* >.<
The cake is a lie.
Catholics have pedobears that cuddle with children instead of maul them. SO MUCH BETTER YAY!
The first 4 letters of his name describe him very accurately.
Ah, reminds me of the good ol' "Calvin & Hobbes" strip called "Yukon Ho!" :D
TheAmazingAtheist as president, me as Vice President, Adam Savage as Secretary of Defense, Richard Dawkins as president of National Science Administration, George Carlin as new Statue of the American Dream, Bill Maher as Ambassador...
fingers going through the magazine.
Where's the lightning? ;)
Look how the bipod fits perfectly on the surface...
That's pretty awesome, but how long will this delay the mod release?
We've ALL had those times in our childhood where we grow to be teenagers and we end up like this because we didn't get new beds. Now my cats can easily lick my feet lol
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It's a tie...
lol it says 7 hours but when i downloaded, it says it's only taking 2 hours. It'll take a lot more to fool the oh-so-awesome Danny! >:D
Also no point in a silencer since it has a huge tracer.
You mean that muzzle on the Zeller was suppose to be a silencer?
Authorized Personnel Only :P
Model is better, but the skin needs better quality.
Reminds me of battlefield 3 :D
I have already found the AK-47! But I wish it also had that olive skin in 3rd person view as well. I'm not going to tell anyone where the gun is though he he ^^
Yeah I've seen that before. Monty Python is classic. :)
Constructive criticism alert!: The animations of the walker legs are as good as they can possibly get but when they walk, their feet seem to be sliding across the ground in random directions.
P.S. can you make the screen shake when near the AT-AT's after each step the walkers take?
A lot of progress since then :)
Wow, even with all this new content in the game, it never 'crashes' see what I did there?
Why can't I stop masturbating each time he reloads the gun?
I want to put the medium explosion effect for the handgrenade so I clicked on the tweak for the grenade and changed it from e_exp_grenade to e_exp_medium. I started up the game and when the grenade exploded, it didn't show dirt fly up from the ground, or dust fly off when it's on concrete. Also it doesn't make any sound.
I think it looks fantastic in this color.
So called "Freedom of Religion" yet we say this is a christian country -_-
It was making sense at first but then is was getting a bit untrue then the last thing was true. the things in the middle were untrue. Much more than half of America is Christian and hates homosexuality and is against abortion. Scientists always use animals to test weapons and chemicals and don't care if they parish or die.
What I like about the RPG-7 is that it isn't some fancy launcher that you have to do all of these fancy tactics with it, and costs like thousands of dollars. It's simple, cheap, yet it's still a very powerful weapon!
I tried installing it then this message comes up saying "BF2 editor can only be installed on windowsXP" then it cancels the installment D:
Cool, a bonus comment buried :D
lol it looks so cute and deadly, just like my cats XD
cool BUZZ KILERRRRRRRR!!!!
Thank you ^^
IS THIS A RANDOM CONVERSATION THAT I FEEL LIKE INTERRUPTING!?!?!
I got my comment buried.... yes!
That would require new animations and he said he won't make any new animations.
NVM I found out how, im stupid *face palm*
The file needs installation instructions.
I wonder, would this game be modifiable?
I know right? That's the real name for it but people started calling it holographic since MW2 came out :/
Erm... I think looking at naked women while your on a battlefield is a bad thing to do :P
Wow, Zatar Wetlands now actually look.... well wet. :/
That's what SHE said. :P
...although it lacks a shadow. Is that a W.I.P.?
Since I'm so bored, I'm typing this coment for no reason.
If so, hopefully a T-Rex! :D
I'm offended :P
He isn't trying to make this mod totally realistic like PR, he's fixing a few things that are unrealistic like the recoil, cross-hair, and sounds. I personally think this is a great mod :)
Bad graphics on the explosion, full version is better.
As the other people have said, needs more recoil down the scope and use a new gun sound, don't use the one from AIX.
P.S. I saw a jet at the beginning of the video :)
Anyone thimk it's a bit too much purple?
Amazing! But the white texture on the soldier looks kind of blech.
At the beginning, no, those were T-16 skyhoppers which are used in racing through the canyon but it comes with weapons :)
It's hard to tell what is good and bad because of the sound way out of tune.
You said "Check the tutorial for correct installation in