Just because you share blood with your parents, doesn't mean you owe them any allegience. You have no obligation to represent your parents and they have no right to represent you.
It looks like there was a small explosion where it hit?
No, it was gawd. Those damn scientists are always trying to kill gawd with their "evidence" and "logic" but they underestimate the power of good, clean, god fearing religious people.
I warned you not to go lurking around on 4Chan.
Jesus Christ is mah nigga...
Someone send this to the Drunken Peasants now.
And why isn't that egg in between two buns?
Pretty cool... but why the humor group? Is this suppose to be funny?
Ya'll motha fuckas need Jesus.
I have destroyed countless civilizations made from my own genes. I'm a sick mother ******.
It's already fappening.
George Carlin actually said that first I think.
The droids weren't here sir...
I will get a petition so every military has women like this.
... oh and the gun too.
I had a good sense of humor when I was 15.
I think I was part of the last generation to use this. I bet the kid also thinks his shirt means he was born in 1942.
I don't see the problem here, almost every fruit and vegetable is a phallic symbol.
We get to eat customers?
I've seen stupider questions.
Now you're thinking with portals.
I think her name is Melody.
I've always wanted to cover Harley Quinn with my special mix.
Still not as bad as the movie adaptations of Dr. Sues.
Don't ever challenge an Asian in a fight.
This is our future folks. We'll be nostalgic for the old times and our kids would be using modern technology.
My life in paleontology has been a lie.