I am very passionate about civil rights for lazy people.
Those weapons don't make heat signatures until they're fired, and when it's fired there's pretty much no point in the missile being stealthy.
Dreamland for people with OCD.
Red pandas are so cute, they would still look cute on Kalga's dinner plate.
It's obviously blue and black. Those who see orange and white are of an inferior race. They must be purged. Glory to the blue and black master race.
That fossil was put there by the Devil to deceive Christians into thinking that Noah's ark was real... wait...
I don't get the nose part, but it's still pretty funny.
Guy 1: Wow that was an amazing array of explosions.
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: We still have a lot of ammo...
Guy 2: It would be a shame to waste it...
Guy 1: Want to shoot more?
Guy 2: Yes.
Mission accomplished, regroup back at Satanic Atheists HQ.
I'm usually least happiest among people. I fantasize of clubbing happy people to death, then I feel happy.
I just love listening to Red Army choir, they give a spiritual feeling of solidarity.
That's not what they imagine but that's what happens when they put their method forth. People without hierarchy, that's anarchy, and it just leads to chaos and so a dictatorship is installed as a reaction to the chaos. Anarchists really just want a government in their own image, not a place without government.
I've seen enough foot fetish pictures on deviant art to know where this is going.
And our religion and our semen. Our genitals are adventurous and ambitious.
I think she said "you can even join me"
It may be from the Onion but they pretty much nailed it down. We are running out of Stans and this violence will continue to grow in the surrounding countries as well.
I love my European ancestry, we were such interesting people back then.
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Because dissected vaginas are so sexy.
Sorry, I... I just... I'm sorry ;_;
I never got the name of the meme that you're using as your avatar. What's it called?
No, it's just Metal music.
I can't stand anarchists, they want no order yet they say everything will work just fine. "I'm against bad things so I'm an anarchist" o'rly? Well I'm glad you put yourself in a position where no one can argue with you, now excuse me while I go rape and murder people because there is no authority to stop me. God damn anarchists, I just AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! *head explodes*
They showed him killing a woman and child who were "terrorists" and made him look troubled about it as if to justify it "he feels so bad about it but he had no choice because they were radical terrorists going to kill people" why don't they show SS killing Jews who were running around with guns saying "**** Christianity! All hail Communism!" I thought Black Hawk Down was bad, but this trumped it.
Yeah, I'm sure girls are getting on their knees for you mate and you're just tired of it.
This is a good way to convince people to go to your town. "These cities are this far away and this city is right here, so why go all the way to those places and you can just come here?"
Of course it was uploaded by MasterofMetal
Well it seems to be back.
The fifth scene is going to give me nightmares.
It's a very dull blade that couldn't even scratch scientific truth.
Looks like Schultz from Hogan's Heroes
That's when you pull over and beat the **** out of them and leave. Simple as that. They think they have special rights because they're more vulnerable, show them that their vulnerability is a weakness not a strength.
Only fools will be fooled by this foolish attempt to fool the fools of fooldom.
The Jihad is strong with this one.
As of today we know a lot about how dinosaurs looked at least regarding posture and muscle placements. Dinosaur heads are easy too because their heads mostly match the shape of their skulls like crocodilians. Have you heard of two dinosaur mummies found? Both are hadrosaurs. One is named Leonardo and the other is named Arizona and what makes them special is that actual skin, muscles, and organs have been preserved.
I wonder how the mating will go.
Nice, but the fingers are too separated. Iguanodon had hoof-like forearms so the fingers were rigid horizontally.
You forgot to mention that ducks also gang rape.
I know right? You even went out of your way to separate it from all the other icons.
Joe Biden he's the Vice President. Here's more about him from America's finest news source Theonion.com
I masturbated to this.
Wow, just wow. If this doesn't utterly destroy her fan base, then her fans aren't manipulated, they truly are as stupid as she is.
And a sexier beard.
Kitten pumped on speed.
Is that a cat sitting against a mirror and doing weird stretches?
"No you stupid child this is wrong! You disgrace our lord and savior! Where's all the blood? Where's his gorgeous biceps? Where are the thousands of people worshipping him? I don't care if you are five! More blood for zeh blood god!"
They're onto us! Because we are convinced by scientific evidence every life form is in a slow process of evolution, we support eugenics! Curses! This will ruin our plan for infanticide under the code name of Planned Parenthood!
Is interracial really a fetish?
This is horrifying.
He got possessed.
ikr? Wouldn't the red hot barrel melt it into water pretty quickly?
You're welcome. Sweet dreams.
Looks like a bunch of worms swimming in elephant ****
In the last scene, his moustache looks like it's in his mouth.
Jesus Christ is mah nigga...
Someone send this to the Drunken Peasants now.
And why isn't that egg in between two buns?
Ya'll motha fuckas need Jesus.
George Carlin actually said that first I think.
... oh and the gun too.
I had a good sense of humor when I was 15.
I've always wanted to cover Harley Quinn with my special mix.
I heart dinosaurs.
His grammar is killing me.
Iguanas are awesome.
Makes more sense than being afraid of your car flipping when on a civilian highway.
Found the Mythbusters today
Mmm they'd make a nice touch to my Satanic stue.
With all the amens every family makes at their dinners, you'd think we would've eradicated starvation and disease.
Picard dreaded the idea of being an admiral.
Well this can join the groups that infested deviantart.
Me is moh soffistication then yuo.
I think it's fitting punishment for buying a snickers bar with a credit card.
Wow EA Sports has good graphics.
Seems like no one has empathy anymore.
Yeah, last time I went a week without video games I went on a raping spree. I usually make portals, shoot people, create dinosaurs, and build ships to get the rape out of me.
Wisdom, such as not trying to jump over a trash can when the grass is wet.
Stop ruining our ignorant, insensitive fun.
I would've joined the hug if he really did that.
You see? Cats ARE more badass than dogs.
There are several other anatomical details we know about.
Oh man I thought it was a myth lol.
I was getting interested till 'balls' was mentioned.
Yes I'd like to make an order from the Yukon, minus the Eskimo.
I know. I exaggerate things a little to add shock value.
Ha, I don't even have a sister! It's my cousin I'm attra... never mind.
"Okay class, you get free education on how sexy, super awesome and badass our great leader Stalin is. Any joking about him will result in a timeout in the Gulag."
Sums up the police.
Obviously you hate him because you hated your father for sexually abusing you as a child. See what I did there?
Don't worry I won't say it... "LOOK OUT HE'S LOOSE!!!" *blasts entire room with lasers*
It's a commercial. I think for something that stops you from farting. You can never tell a product from its commercial anymore.
The picture is a repost but the commentary is different.
Will our hero return? Stay tuned till next week as our hero battles with a Nazi troll! Who will win!?
Only if it's seen, it's harder to get away with murder.
Kalga is Asian, he's genetically predipositioned to enjoy these things.
Since killing is illegal, I just get out my key and scratch a pentagram right on his door.
You mean I've been in a manipulative relationship since my first day at school?
Made in Chernobyl?
I meant NATO lol
Patriotism is doing what's best for your country, not for your leaders... oops forgot this was the humor group.
Smells like a Capitalist Utopia.
Living in Michigan, this isn't news to me.
Well then where is my 10 meter beard?
Am I missing a third meaning for 'stat'?
This was actually pretty clever.
The nerve of that kid.
Same ****, different day.
Iraq knows that feeling. :)
How's the weather down there?
I'm sure the tapes show the house owner doing the abusing. Plus, too many people antagonize burglars. If you want to frame someone, implying your a burglar doesn't help unless you're telling the truth. In this case, the lawbreaker caught a real criminal.
You rack disciprine!
How dare they rebel against their gods!
The true Communist revolution starts with one disgruntled worker ******* his boss off.
I know some bronies that'll jump at this lol
All the sudden, I'm only seeing like 6 servers popping up and I haven't changed the filters. All the populated servers such as 762 and WaW are gone and some others, but my updater says I'm updated to the latest version of FH2. I'm wondering if the servers and everyone else updated and my updater is broken, or are other people having the same problem? I figured since your an admin of one of the 762 servers you might have an idea what's wrong.
CABBAGE FOR ZEH CABBAGE GOD!
That's what our ideology is about: consumption. If you don't buy commodities, you're unpatriotic.
This looks like just a remake of the one with the submarine.
Why get a life when I can come here?
Viruses are microscopic and can kill you. You argument invalid.
Can this Poland into space?
Poor France, you'd think Vietnam would've shown up with a tumor coming out of its eye.
Why is Michigan shown as Soviet?
I like how the artist added the kiwi bird for New Zealand :3
Polan ball: Soviet yuo of heroings!
Soviet ball: Actually you can handle Nazi ball yourself, you never into liking me anschluss yuo!
Polan ball: Wat! 0_0 Kurwa...
Either they're very nice, or they're frighteningly obsessed with regular customers. Once you start coming to them, you don't stop... ever.
What Russia did was obviously a selfish act. They could've kept exploiting Ukraine by just maintaining good economic relations, but they prefered blunt force which obviously doesn't work. A happy cow produces more milk. At least the West have the decency to insidiously seduce other countries with immediate wealth and consumption while sucking their resources.
I can't remember I saw it on YouTube once but I can't remember the name.
Repost... I'm starting to take pride in saying that.
Get away you filthy human!
*watches for 6 hours*
I feel my testosterone seeping from my eyes.
I would've put a saddle on that boy.
I think this is a repost.
They're fruits. Citrus fruits.
Without the mattress, the gate to hell would've been opened.
Yes, bottling is a good word too.
You see the heels grip the soil better...
I think it's an old lady.
I wish I had a beautiful beard... well I do it's just in the wrong place.
Very thick and strong...
Or doing something you're suppose to do.
It looks like this is in an office, so maybe is so that the boss doesn't find out .
I like how the bottom eye lids look like they're squinting, as if he's preparing for it to stab his foot and then fire.
It is kind of sad that humans have bred chickens to lose their ability to fly :(
And in anime, we can all guess what the kraken is going to do... Fc05.deviantart.net
He has a fedora, so if he had a beard... oh my jizzums.
School buses... Youtube.com
It looks terrifyingly similar to the Doge meme.
It got stuck in her pussy obviously.
France... must be France.
HE'S A HERETIC TOO!!! BUUURRNNNN HIM!!! Youtube.com
Is this a joke for Grammar Nazis?
And with great velocity comes great kinetic energy.
*responds angrily with statistics of people dead under Communism*
That last look on her face makes me think she has Mry's body in her trunk already.
Especially if horror music comes out when an overdramatic narrator says "HE'S BEEN SELLING WEED!"
"How was that ladies?"
"Uh... never mind"
This is a lot less threatening than nuclear weapons in my opinion.
I believe everyone has a right to their opinion and I get mad whenever I see an article about someone getting fired for just one damn post on the internet. Even if an employee is racist or homophobic, if they can get along with coworkers and do their job, they shouldn't be fired. Of course they only get fired about this stuff if the information gets wide attention and then people will stop buying from the company the person works at. It's sad when the news media focuses on insignificant tweets.
Finally an honest ad.
I stare at its tits, so ha!
Throwing out a "Dark Side of the Moon" poster? Heresy.
I've never seen a sting ray do that before. I have learnt today.
And his friend was even more ingenious.
What a buzz kill.
'Murica **** yeah!
That and the **** stains on the toilet seat.
"Two can play at that game"
I'm sorry Knight but people are trying to debate here, not see who can make the best comeback. It's unfortunate when the debate group has become a boxing ring for people who just want to provoke and annoy.
The last link talks about the Soviet Union and how they weren't Communist, but in fact a dictatorship labeling itself as something it's not. I would give you all of this information myself but since you love links so much I gave you some from reliable sources. This should give some insight into historical facts that refute everything you've mentioned.
Depends on when you die.
Does the second kick turn the safety on or eject the chamber?
But Spudman, even though religion has little to do with most major wars, it has a lot to do with murder and genocide. While you might not be able to point to any major events, you can see throughout history religious murder has been an everyday thing. Christians have been murdering thousands of Pagans including children since the early hundreds. The infamous empires such as the Spanish Empire and British Empire, have murdered and tortured millions of people because they didn't convert to Christianity. Hundreds of thousands of people burned alive during the witch hunting era.
Remember when topics were debated rather than insignificant skirmishes? I do, before HinduMan. You continuously bring up the same things up over and over again against atheists and has now really just become spam. You've made your viewpoints clear with the last 10 posts you've made. People are bringing in new controversial subjects and you just keep trying to bash atheism and use the pretext "no one has given me a direct answer with evidence" well we try and you just dismiss by referring back to some video which doesn't tell anything. There have been countless attempts to talk to you civilly but you stubbornly dismiss it. Now either move on or move out because you're just wasting space for other debates.
Wait, this mod still exists?
Only gay people have big black *****. Didn't you know?
It was after the Anschluss.
Cosmologically badass man!
"It's their faults for getting in the way of the radiation."
Wtf is that new-age zombie from? It must be purged!
And they rose again in the form of European Union.
His chin does look like a mouth.
I don't understand Sweden and Jamaica.
I thought it was the other way around and Apple plays you in Capitalist America.
Yea! They were free and rich til dem commys wanted to take ther guns and money away!
So astronaut, such space, much floating, wow.
Made using hammers and sickles.
Similar with the same photo but the other one didn't have the Franceball.
Only you can prevent forest fascism.
Why am I thinking of the song at the end of Star Wars episode 6 when the Ewoks are having a big party and peace was restored to the galaxy?
She wants the duck.
Lt.Dann CAN into brainz! Img.4plebs.org
She was being sarcastic because he's panicking about not seeing anything while she has to live with not seeing.
He must've taken his donut.
Tactical roll to confuse enemies.
Someone's first time playing battlefield.
If he keeps rubbing it, won't it melt from the heat?
Greece can into moneys!
Just make a few gasps and the wounds will heal themselves.
Chris Hansen is still on medical leave from that encounter with the Booty Warrior.
When he called him a commy, I thought the joke would be that the grenade was made in China.
Donate a billion dollars to the Fight Against Bieber organization.
Oh no, here come the Nazi puns.
I'm sure she's in love with you now that you threatened her, girls dig that sort of thing.
Wait, so do you die for her and THEN do all those other things?
My first thought was Courage The Cowardly Dog when I saw the foot.
I think everyone will understand the meaning of this automatically, and yes this is very disappointing :(
SpongeBob looks like a bunch of macaroni and cheese stuck together with **** spots on him.
Actually he revealed himself by attacking the fishing line.
I think what he's trying to say is that the recoil is so low that you don't need to be very strong or brave to handle it.
I think there was an old picture of that in here somewhere.
Or we can hitch a ride on his Cosmos Ship.
Is that the clerk who sucked his ****?
This is just a copy of Epicurus' famous question. Spydersden.files.wordpress.com
Is of stronk too!
Only then will our lord Gaben accept him as his worshipper.
I don't like to make serious comments on the humor group, but I absolutely despise the way they treat animals that are meant as pets. I don't like to discriminate animals, but dogs and cats were never bred for consumption. Cattle, goats, and sheep have been bred for thousands of years to serve this purpose. They need to better control their population growth. Exterminatus anyone? Jk
"I'll just sleep now and wake up early..."
*stares at eyelids until 3:00 AM, wakes up late tired as hell*
"I'll do it when I get home this time"
*collapses on couch and falls asleep*
Dem serious faces. He will soon evolve into the superior PC race. The Final Solution is in progress.
InsanityPays just summed up bf3/4 and cod.
^ my transition from childhood to adolescence.
His name makes me think otherwise.
Since when is being Satan a bad thing?
It astounds me all the bad things going on while they're complaining about gender issues that don't exist.
I knew it. The United States likes to gain control of countries by helping fascist groups to take over governments.
"... nah! Human, I order you to give me my toy!
I think that 'wat' is in response to that horrible spelling, word placement, and grammar by jd998.
A SCRATCH!? YOUR ARM'S OFF!
Rifle squad is more badass.
The truth is strong with this one.
No Jawas allowed.
A very low possibility, especially in the southern states.
If I did this with my cat, I'd need a face replacement.
Us introverts... our superior intellect would not be accepted nor understood by ordinary social people.
Is this serious?
We like butts.
Long range pool stick. Equipped with tactical suppressor.
Warning: I won't like you
In America, prisoners on death row are put on suicide watch so they don't kill themselves.
Yes I do.
Knife through my heart! It hurts so bad!
Once I saw she was holding the oven's handle, I knew what was going to happen.
Just smile and leave boys, just smile and leave.
*slowly descends under desk*
Newborns. They are sacrifices to our true lord and savior!
Basically the only way to live up to the ridiculous expectations of teachers is to ******** everything.
Repost. This becoming quite annoyingly repetitive.
It was a dark day in America's history.
Keep it fresh.
Forward noble steed!
I've seen worse in Michigan.
She got startled when her parachute shouted "ANSCHLUSS!"
If I was him, I'd just sit there for 30 minutes motionless, contemplating reality and its profound properties.
I don't understand what's going on.
And an Asian school girl.
Being a cat lover, I almost burst into tears when I saw this.
Don't start saying YOLO.
Even though they can get it loose from the pole, I doubt they'll be able to ride it away.
Tactics and plans are for pussies! If you come back alive it means you didn't kill enough Nazis!
Holy **** I have that same exact laptop.
Looks like I hit a soft spot. But seriously, TB is often short for tuberculosis. I didn't suspect the Cynical Brit until I noticed the British flag.
Funny because Greece was run by Nazis even after WW2.
It would be so awesome if this really happened. Crowds of people waging bets and cheering for the pilot while staring at the other plane on one side of the plane.
Personally, I think this is the most badass thing I've seen in a while.
I never really understand how people get the words wrong so often.
And the gun slung around his back too ;)
I don't think you can port anything from bf2142 legally unless the mod requires the user to have bf2142.
The resemblance is frightening.
Shows our priorities as a human species. Entertainment comes before knowledge.
All your base are belong to us.
I would actually give him $20 for saying **** to me.
To be honest, I think this should be changed to red. The red HUD on the T-90 is quite famous in bf2, and it would be a shame to see it gone. It also just looks cool.
What would Jesus drive...
I'm always suspicious about protests getting a lot of attention in media and obviously siding with one side. This is just about the interests of the EU clashing with the interests of Russia. Ukrainians see how well the living standard is in the EU and the history of Russian occupation has driven the people to think the EU is the answer. However the brutality of the police has been exaggerated, while the protestors were throwing molotovs are the police, setting people on fire. There are also rumors of EU and NATO giving weapons to some protestors and supporting neo Nazi groups.
Now you're speaking my language.
I'm suddenly saddened.
I think the question of the dead Pakistani is a damn good question.
This is just more upsetting.
Fun times are a'coming.
"Well there's your problem"
The gun doesn't look like it's pointing to the center of the screen, it seems to be pointing too much to the left.
I'm sure Death can help you with your mortality problem.
Not really, Rob is just stupid. Robert = 6 letters, stupid = 6 letters. Coincidence?
An *******, sir.
Tall Justin is such an *******.
Metallica is awesome.
I'm too quiet they said... They won't judge me they said.
I think it makes it more epic.
It's okay, just go back to your computer and everything will be fine.
Criminals on the small scale you just explained have no effect on your life.
"Failure is always an option" is repeated in my head when I think about engaging in social interaction with a female.
I'd expect to see this in a Calvin & Hobbes strip. Ah the original C&H I call it.
I never really understood "urban" camouflage. An urban place has a wide range of artificial objects that provide contrasting backgrounds no matter what you're wearing, even grey
Well at least she didn't chain you in her basement and only fed you water and Viagra.
Ouch, right into my colon.
I like how it makes their flag.
I think you should just do night vision instead of thermal, I think this is a little much. Just my meaningless opinion.
I guess they finally added doge all to the olympics.
It's the air vent on The Dam.
When did hanging lose its popularity?
I wonder when Yuribeard will show up.
Like a baws.
The NSA needs a new anti-suicide program for their workers now.
Tumblr as well.
I'm so proud of you my little Reich! Now go Anschluss like a good boy!
The Imperium would be pleased.
Oh that gave me a heart attack, I thought the nostrils were the eyes.
Well now it's the only way to deal with his grief.
I tried to speak what they sounded like and it just sounded like someone with asthma having an ******.
Usually the tabs that are playing horrible songs cause my computer to freeze and the song just keeps replaying itself.
I often see males do it too but they're holding a pile of their parents' cash and pretending to have swag.
I think the charging handle is suppose to be on the right side.
It looks like it can divide into two planes.
Two girls, one body.
At first I thought the guy just had long, white hair.
He shall be baptized in the Church of Valve.
I see a future member of the master race.
Furries would be all over that lol
Union of subsidized farmers... Pretty much sums up the EU.
Filthy casuals on the filthy floor where they belong.
TF2 would disagree.
So we're to blame for all the kinky anime porn? I guess he did something right after all :)
Kalga, for your own sanity, I hope you're joking. I recommend you go to the hospital if you've had a history of reading terms & conditions. Talk to your doctor if 'I agree' is right for you.
What is life if not to Anschluss?
So instead of molotovs they throw water balloons?
I never even made it to the first step of asking :|
Can you possess people? Can you be invisible? Can you have sex with other ghosts?
I think she means she'll use the taxes we're all already forced to pay. Better than cluster bombs on poor people.
What I find disappointing is that there aren't enough violent protests to big problems. This protest in Chicago was protesting NATO's illegal and evil bombings of civilians and it just looked like a picnic. It was full of self-righteous, middle class, hipsters who basically held up signs in silence and had hot dog stands there and sat around meditating as if they're morally superior and think that being against war is their minority movement and that they're the first ones to be against that. No surprise that absolutely nothing worthwhile for the news to report. No molotovs being thrown at cars, no people resisting arrest; just a big happy picnic.
How we do things in Soviet Russia.
Gave me goose bumps. If there is a god, it's Picard.
All cats should be cared about :(
I don't know why, but the guy's reaction just made my day.
Ha ha, that was Hitlerious!
Sums up the North Korean military lol
I often learn more from Polandball than my history class.
I never harm spiders that aren't in my home, but once they're in my home, that's one step too far. *deploys flame thrower*
At the end, were you playing online in a singleplayer mission?
I feel the same way.
That's also me, so I guess I'm an extremely white Brazilian :O
Triceratops has an acne problem.
It would be funny if it was 666 likes and it stayed that way.
No, just no.
Really informative, I liked it.
I think we shouldn't have any. I do however think commercials should not be allowed to advertise to kids. It's just a form of brainwashing. I once saw a commercial to join the Marines on Nickelodeon.
A mother's guide...
That actually is a nice ***.
Until more scientific evidence comes up, this questions remains philosophical.
In Soviet Russia...
Oh man, I'd love to have this power.
Canada looks like a strip of bacon.
I'm pretty sure after the thousands of condoms that went in and out of all 5 of her holes, she's pretty use to what a condom is.
Perhaps it's a wormhole to a universe where all matter is made out of pizza.
Keel deh heretic! Purge all who appose me!
Please make an industry so we can all get one :D
Sorry to be a treky nerd, but the visors only work because Geordie has implants in his brain connected to his visual receptors. Everybody with common sense about neuro pathways knows that! Seekingbazinga.com
Mom: sitting at the computer all day can cause back problems!
Gamer: bitch please...
Hipsterism has now become a culture. Just being different doesn't make you one. I learned this in my years of exterminating the hipsters.
Am I the only one who thinks he looks very badass? Treading **** with a raft and broom with the look of a warrior on his face!
It's a mutation and people thought it was a cute design and breeded this type of cat. I think it's abuse to breed cats without their fur to protect them from the elements.
Having a father who would do the same thing on a regular basis, I disagree.
Would bots be able to get you if you went up the church tower? I'd imagine not.
Morning sunset... *brain explodes from attempting to comprehend*
Someone tell those two jack offs on the right to move away from her. Their filthy brains are distorting her.
As long as it can be killed with fire, everything's fine.
Yeah I was going to say that either this was inspired by family guy or family guy was inspired by this. Family guy has a reputation for using jokes from other comedies.
Well Norway agreed to join the EU and sell their oil cheap to wealthy elites so they're okay with us. :)
He does exist, just read the feline bible! That's proof that he exists! We just don't see ceiling cat because he works in mysterious ways! Also it's in an old book, so it must be true!
Well why would intelligent people become delusional and delusional people become intelligent? I use to "debate" with my religious piers and I only noticed my intelligence deteriorating due to hearing "well if god doesn't exist, why does the bible say he exists?" all the time. I never knew we could all speak English and completely different languages at the same time. I honestly can't see them as individuals when they can't even comprehend what I'm saying.
Holy **** all the nopeness made him commit suicide :O
Rebel base in range in thirty minutes...
No mouse, no headphones, and not **** bucket = filthy casual
Why I started spraying my computer with alcohol every time my brother used it.
Now I see what he meant by jelly doughnuts XD
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"Never tell me the odds" ~Han Solo
If you look closely, It's exactly like and AK-47 but the stock is removed, the grip is brought forwards onto where the handguard use to be, and added some other stuff to it.
I'm unique and not useful, but I am still superior to other humans. I'm the next step in evolution.
The Havoc looks like a flying tank lol
Phase 2 is to **** in the pants.
The syrup is under the bed sheet. ;)
Basically Chechen rebels... I think.
Actually most of the AK's in Afghanistan are Chinese made and were ordered by the US to give to the Taliban.
Even some thousand Americans volunteered to help the Republican Army. Blasted fascists!
The Ak 5C is the carbine version, and the Ak 5D is a really compact version. I'd almost call it a sub machine gun if it weren't for the rifle round that it fires.
What? Why the naughty thoughts? I never inferred such a thing. Your immaturity astounds me! Barbarians!
"Don't worry humans, I'm a professional..."
With the direct impingement system you'd have to put that thing in a laundry washing machine when you're done to get all that gun powder cleaned out.
What's this doing on the Buddhist group?
Icing really stimulates the taste and feels good going down the esophagus.
It's like retaliation to the greedy capitalists who sell them.
It's an AK-47 :)
Clipartist.info FEAR THE RUSKIES!
I wished for weapons, ammo, canned food, a bunker, and a female. In case hid apocalypse wish came true.
Poor bear... He didn't get to use the drugs for himself :(
Why would someone give that bad karma? It's a sad face with bigger eyes.
What's cool is that the gun's internal design has always been the same. What a versatile weapon :)
I think we're all thinking of what that is going to be used for...
Breaking News: Canadian archeologists have found remnants of an ancient civilization that used these strange transportation devices with four wheels. The leader of the archeologist team says this may be the greatest find since they found out we had feet.
Wow just... Wow. We might as well ban all food because we can choke on that. Keep the guns so we can battle for the little remaining food after we ban it all. Keep alcohol and cigarettes though, they're big business so we can't ban them even though they cause more deaths than food.
Why are they illegal?
idk what this is referencing.
With magazines that big each one must be holding at least 65 rounds if they're .22's.
Estonia never gets a break :(
The joke is about how their country flags make them look like they're either smiling or frowning.
PR seemed to have got it down.
It would be pretty damn small.
In English this means less work, more money.
60% of my desktop is covered in crap.
Still better than futuristic apple.
So... He doesn't like caps that pop?
Black guy on cocaine. What else is new?
Pussies, pussies everywhere...
Well if you want it to look like the real thing, this is a bit too narrow. The real round looks more bulky like this Upload.wikimedia.org however if this is for the AK-74 then this would be fine, just don't call it 7.62x39 when the AK-74 uses the 5.45x39 round.
Carpet has a lot of friction though.
This sums up my childhood: playing with star wars toys :D
I can't tell what's going on, but I see country balls so I'm happy.
Why was I surprised? This is C&Hm
Bloody phone making stupid "corrections."
Why evolution took his their wings, they would be unstoppable.
Holy **** they got us! Our big propaganda plan failed! At least we can still eat newborns.
Well it just appears more shiny to me, but cool none the less.
Well I'd prefer not to have an erection when I'm wearing my briefs.
"While other statues have legs, I have a big ******' rock!"
If I saw this I would probably have my house nuked since it's obviously haunted.
I'm expecting someone to put a doge face on the dog with words saying "such battle, much bullets, wow"
Napalm and cluster bombs would suffice.
This seems rather inappropriate with the war between the trolls and the atheists heating up.
Ugh bf4 has too much HUD.
Don't give up, trust your instincts. *gives 3.5 inch floppy*
Why can't weeee be friends? Why can't weeee be friends?
Well the most extreme atheists are the feminazis but besides them, the most extreme atheists are just the ones who start an argument on every YouTube video.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Poor Edward :(
Why are there ***** in a basketball court?
Stupidity at it's finest. The cup holder is being used to hold sanitizer >.<
For entertainment and enjoyment...
^ when my friends send me links that end up as pranks
**** meant to give positive karma.
Every teenager's dream. **** YOU WORLD!
Those teachers are sick *****.
Steam tends to penetrate my wallet's *** from time to time.
I have, is it strange the people I played with were fair?
Actually it's the American currency that has been fought over, destroyed homes, and torn families apart.
In other news, early childhood development programs seems to not work with 30 year olds.
Does he have an ax stuck up his ***?
You still have to admit this is an amazingly cool picture.
Battlefield first thought about adding it to their Special Forces pack for BF2 Battlefield.wikia.com but as you can imagine, it's impossible to get underwater to work normally in the bf2 engine.
She's so hot he jizzed just when she touched him.
He's been stroking the bottle too much :P
Badassery level 9000.
I'ma get medieval on yo ***!
I don't get the pox and empires reference.
Now children need to look up when crossing to avoid galling trampolines.
Seriously, grape!? Out of all flavors!?
Same thing here in America : /
How do you know time had a beginning? Why can't the universe itself be timeless and impersonal? Time is just a way to predict events and not actually a property of reality. If no events ever happened, we would have no perception of what we call time. So how can we compare our personal experiences with something that is impersonal and timeless?
Gotta love Hentai.
I'm ashamed of my country. She had documents that she said "showed that the US was responsible for many terrorist attacks that were said to be committed by Muslims" no wonder she was illegally detained according to our constitution. If people like me leave, then people would have the right to say all Americans are ignorant.
Where's his magazine?
Why do people like killing animals and sticking their heads on their walls? That's just insane imo.
One time I met this guy who couldn't even explain the difference between a Panther A and Panther G. What are they teaching kids these days?
"Just a girly thing"... : /
If it's self assembly, why doesn't it assemble itself?
My prostate examiner pulled out what he called a fur ball... I hope this is what he meant.
These rocket tits man lol
"Phantom pregnancy" :P
Poor guy, he just didn't have a tissue :(
I kind of always felt a need to do that to guys who skateboard...
One .50 makes quick work of armored cars, it should be great against a truck. We could raise the firepower to attaching ZPU guns right on the car.
Sometimes I wish I had two .50 caliber machine guns on the front of my car...
Spreading the lord taken to another level :)
They already have snow camo but idk if they'll make new ones.
When pussies collide...
There's just something about a giant bird dominating a woman that turns me on lol
*hands him loaded pistol*
Can't trust the cubicle country boxes.
Am I the only one who would masturbate to a porno based on this?
Naw, it was easy :)
Forwards noble steed!
The internet happened let's just leave it at that.
You'd probably be crucified.
Ensign, initiate the face palm maneuver!
I would molest Hitler... Don't judge me!
Yes it is.
So were his pants, so how could you tell?
Holy ****!... They turned into stones! :O
If you just look at the last scene without reading the previous ones, it's quite interesting.
Seriously, I've been feeding stray cats around my apartment because winter is coming and all the delicious food will be hibernating while they will be freezing. This one cat brought me this one chipmunk which was probably the first one he's seen in weeks. Now tell me why a starving cat would give ME his food? Because I'm starving?
Shhhh, no tears, only dreams now.
Hm, some liquid substance appears to be ejecting from the pointy end of the building.
Totally bad ***.
Damn right, I think that's why I like The Last of Us so much, its story is so realistic and shows what the world would really be like if we had a pandemic.
How the **** did this argument start over a year ago and I just find it now!?
I want to say what it looks like but... never mind.
Drain the water then kill it with fire!
He didn't 'knead' to go through all that work.
Dat last one.
Sorry to disappoint you, but this is not linear.
Life is better when you don't take things very seriously.
False hope just leads to bigger disappointment.
As Homer Simpson said once "If you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in and do a half *** job everyday. That's the American way."
I do not know what goes on in the common man's mind. It alludes me how our species manages to be so savage and feel good about it.
My floor lifts more than your spirits.
You're not alone Einstein.
He's a crazy bluetuth hobo.
Put some gas and set a fire in the garbage can, just to make sure.
I'm afraid it's only on vibrate lol
He's going to have a hard time finding something taller than him to hang himself from.
Being a proud owner of cats, this made me giggle like a little girl. :D
I can think of some other way you can use her for practicing your aim.
He could've just put on leather strapping and ball gag himself if he didn't want to get fired for being what he wants to be.
Ash Ketchup... (sigh)
I have Muslim friends, but I still know that Islam is a terrible lie that has caused so much suffering of people in countries with Muslim theocracies, especially for the females. I like individuals no matter what their religion is, only the people who actually take it seriously I condemn.
Well until they capture some lions, I am extracting genetic codes out of the bone marrow in t-rex fossils to breed one. Finding prehistoric mosquitos in amber is pretty ******* hard John Hammond.
Better than One Direction :)
Is this a reskin of the BF2 model or is it a new model?
LOOK OUT SHE WANTS TO CHANGE LANES! :O
*see's mountain of catnip*
If I were that horse, I wouldn't be very comfortable around a McDonald's.
"Me in Afhan LOL YOLO"
Russian Batman :D
Illegal trafficking if lead bricks: you're doing it right.
There should be a nap time in high school like they had in kindergarten lol
You know a simple reskin of an AK-101 is basically an AK-74 on its own. Just to ease off the work you know.
Badassery level 9
Cute and cuddly boys, cute and cuddly.
Well actually they close it because they can no longer enforce rules protecting the forests and its animals from hunters and from people who just want to burn the damn woods down. There are a lot of endangered species in these parks.
When I was little, I always wanted to pretend to be a crocodile by slowly letting my body drift across the water to an unsuspecting frog. I still want to do it.
DAMN YOU APPLE!
You still call him Emperor? He declared himself God, didn't you hear?
Stabbing police... My trigger finger is getting an erection.
When I get kicked in the balls because my nervous system is working perfectly >.<
Damn hipsters killed the whole idea.
No, it was necessary for him to tell us that he grabs his ****. He was on a mission from god himself.
Crazy son of a bitch.
So this is how the Joker came in to being...
They must be referring to president's suit because his suit is always black...
The repost is strong with this one.
I hope that's natural. I hate it when people **** with how animals look. I compare it to mutilation.
Who is this man?
I don't keep it anywhere. It's always with me when I go to the frat house.
What does Vera mean?
That's how cats mark their territory as well :)
Wait what? I didn't give you that bad karma, I don't even get your joke.
I don't think anyone would feel comfortable using an RPG as a ***** as well lol
Also he is allowed to **** multiple women he's not married to and she has to settle for him... and her **** must also be cut off just so she doesn't cheat on him.
It was bad enough they didn't make it for PC, but this is an insult to us and our ancestors. Burn him at the stake!
Am I the only one who thinks there isn't enough contrast?
How the war was won...
Son, I believe you are trapped in the Twilight Zone.
Well children need to learn about this stuff, it may just help them avoid getting trapped in the corner by Reverend.
They're playing air-hockey :D
I will be proud if my ***** will eventually pierce my briefs. So far it's just been distorted :/
To the gallows with them!
Why is he at the computer? Those geniuses thought that only console players like the game. No one sees PC players as equals anymore... Even though we're superior in every way :)
He got shot for this song, because those moral peaceful Christians didn't like what he said.
I don't know about you but I get up to go to the bathroom once in a while.
See? Dis movie show how dem atheists are trying to oppress us god fearing Christians. This movie exposes those godless commies and how day try to lie to us! When I was in college all of the professors were exactly like dat!
Once you get a wiff of science, no other drug seems nearly as mind-opening :)
Look at the cat's face. Even he knows that clothes are for ugly apes, felines are born to look awesome without clothing.
I'm just hoping it isn't what I think it is.
Picard you evil **** :p
Son: "But Reverend said that he had a surprise for me in the back of the church, something about him wanted to spread the lord on me"
Protector of all that is good and holy, please let that be chocolate.
That pistol is a P08 luger used by the German military in ww2 and... Sorry wrong meeting.
Feeling is mutual lady :d
It hasn't even been determined who used the chemical weapons. No investigation was done and the US just accused the regime of using it. They keep saying they have evidence but never show it. I don't care about sides in the conflict, they're both ridiculous, but Obama and Kerry aren't telling the truth.
No, it seems well attached. :)
Masks always scared me as a little kid. It always seemed like they cut someone's face off.
Well when you got to go, you got to go.
Boxing kitty :3
Smart kitty :3
Wait... So date rape is NOT okay? O.o
THE GOVERNMENT DID IT!
Sexy lady: Let's go to your place Danny
*alarm goes off*
Yeah, this corporate monarchy doesn't like minds that wander because it doesn't lead focusing on dull tasks like an obedient worker, so they made it a "disorder" to revolve your life around doing meaningless tasks... Oh sorry wrong meeting o.o
I knew what it was about right when I saw "mentally challenged"
Oh no, my absence has caused us to lose control! I cannot allow this to happen again! This time, the empire will not overestimate us.
The shirt was blocking his power.
I don't know why but I laugh really hard every time I see this.
You have such narrow thinking. We barely understand the cosmos now and barely understand quantum mechanics, it's way too soon to come to conclusions. Our own reasoning isn't good enough because our existence is limited and we think that everything must have a beginning. We, as organisms, see everything as having a beginning and end, but what if the past is infinite? There's really nothing to suggest that existence in itself had a beginning. And even if the universe was caused by a willful being, then you have to ask what caused that being? It's an endless path that we know little about.
Whether they're dictators or not, the US is only concerned about the profits the corporations make.
I bet her father told her to stand there with that sign :P
I take that as a yes :D
Grenade launcher and red dot sight? Will the assault now be able to add both for all factions now?
Why the **** does Mc Donald's have a twitter account? And are people actually stupid enough to even care about it?
Time to start on Voyager :)
I think she got knocked up and needed an excuse lol
I only say that around 4:00 AM on weekdays.
*comes two months after post* did I miss something?
lol maybe you're just destined to get negative on everything. Not only your comments but also your updates :P
I felt like giving you negative karma just for saying it before me... but I apprehended myself. lol
Love is in the air? Get out the gas masks!
Yeah I tend to get into many retard moments and I never learn.
So I can't use grenades unless my squad gets a lot of points.
Money and pedophilia.
I would be scared shitless if I was walking out at night and no one else was around besides him... Staring at me.
Reminds me back in the good old days of Rome. My friends and I talk about the latest update on Zeus while taking good *****. Boy that olive oil really makes fiber obsolete.
These were for BF2142...
What do you mean what is Lucas thinking? He sold it to Disney... that is enough to explain this picture.
It would be fun to just run away from charging animals, need a little adventure in my life.
They ban toy guns but allow us to keep the real ones :)
How Russians practice :)
Very realistic texture, almost looks like a new model :)
WHERE'S THE RIOTING CROWD?
"Look, Betty Ford is flashing again!"
Is he carrying the bottom halves of two dead guys?
Same for me, now I have dark sacks under my eyes :/
Great father figure, I'm sure the kid will grow up well adjusted. :p
Well that's because we night time is our only break from work. I'd rather be asleep at school than on my free time.
Anyone who doesn't pay attention to stupid boring **** in school is 'diagnosed' ADHD. No one wants to accept the fact that school teaches lots of boring **** and are trying to destroy the free-minded mindset of children. It's not necessary to know 10 different ways of saying the same stupid word if it means the same thing.
My lol has a bigger **** than your lol
Javelins cannot rain continuous fire on a range of targets. Artillery is to kill a whole bunch of mother ******* lol
This is the main cause of gymnophobia. I recommend a lifetime of therapy.
The civilian version of the panzerfaust :P
I feel like a hater because I wanted to see him flip over lol
For some reason my cats are scared of balloons lol
I just about do the same when I choose to be a sniper on a big map with 20 people. The ambient noises sort of lull me as well :p
Hate it when I listen to Marylyn Manson and people call me a hipster.
I doubt it based solely on the fact that it's not being produced anymore and neither is its cartridge, and the ones left are antiques. I think some companies make cheap replicas that shoot smaller ammunition.
I thought the answer was universally known... CAUSE WE LIKE IT!
Well humans didn't evolve in cribs :)
Put Agent Smith in the love section, he deserves more than that :)
These are the voyages of the star ship U.S.S. Penetrator.
I think that's the point, to get more of those WoW players to buy the game :P
Add vines on the buildings, the map seems too clean :P
Everyone in China needs a gas mask lol
Is this the same map called mass destruction in the xpak?
Looks kind of similar to a bfbc2 mission.
Are you sure these aren't anti-city rockets?
As long as he pays her every month :P
Well as George Carlin said, the difference between a maniac and a crazy person is that maniacs kill a bunch of people with a steel ***** and a crazy person would kill a bunch of people with a steel ***** but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit while doing it. I don't think a cow suit is an exception.
A plague that can only survive on weak minds!
It is real. At the top right corner it shows proof that he indeed did kill 10 terrorists.
Lol she knows that trick. "You are the most beautiful..."
Perhaps he'll jump on my shoulder and become my companion like Pikachu :3
You can tell just by what she says that she's white >.>
I feel like **** now because the first thing I noticed was the girl's body and not the starving kid :(
They probably better than mine. Mine like to pull on my leg hair which can be quite painful >.<
Will you make a new material for snow?
That's dirt all over his right arm.
Just an insurance policy lol
Screw that, it's going on the front page!
I had only a single tear at the end of that movie, it's hard to hide your emotions at the end of that movie :(
Looks kind of like a rail gun.
I'm confused. Did you check the alcohol level in his blood before or after you tried to save him?
"I prefer going out into the wild with my friends and see how we manage" Just when I thought I was the only outdoor loving person on moddb :D
Ninja kick! YAH!
The avatar says it all.
Seems normal to me. This is the average porno lol
Sure I can! It's right next to Iraf! M.youtube.com
When I looked at the thumbnail, they looked like high heels. I was worried about you for a second lol
...the average Arabic man.
Someone must have turned on some hardcore head-bobbing rock music :D
In Soviet Russia, everyone is Spider Man :D
You have the right to remain bouncy!
Hit someone with it and they'll become a "pot head" XD
Could easily be a brother too lol
They'll probably make everything blue and extra contrast in the final, then it will be easier to tell if it's fake.
Asian girls always look 20 years younger.
Obviously jealous whores rated her, not guys.
The guy with the casual notebook looks like he has the "bitch please" meme face" o.O
*Starts having panic attack and breathing heavily*
I don't watch Family Guy but this makes me want to watch it. Kudos to that guy who shot them all, reminds me of the movie God Bless America :)
Does anyone find it funny how they show 1 condom and 2 guys in one picture?
3 girls, 1 ******, no women.
If you know what he means ;)
It's quite sad that when you spend your life in America, nothing can possibly seem too stupid.
I'm disappointed in your decision. Just remember that if it doesn't work out, you can always come back to us. Moddb is like a family, and we won't leave anyone behind. *sniff* WE'LL MISS YOU!
*Spits out coffee violently*
I see myself as being just a little lower than generic, I must look really ugly o.O
Seems a bit too much to me. Remember when you actually had to be at your computer to play commander? Now any jack off with a tablet can be in the highest ranking position on the battlefield. Someone who plays battlefield on their tablet obviously has way too much time on their hands.
I'm pretty sure he's just using Karkand to test the mod.
Kid on the right grew up to be a badass mother ******! :)
There's a difference between how others perceive me and what I am on the inside. Others perceive me as boring, quiet, and low status on everything. My depression makes me keep inside what I want to express and I'm still fighting myself. I'm a deadbeat on the outside because because my brain is fighting itself all the time.
It's not an easter egg. JONES posted several screenshots of it on his xfire.
Not anymore, So I took the liberty to bring it back :)
This is why I take the stairs and not the escalator in malls.
McDonald's is gonna have all of black people on his porch waiting to beat his *** lol
Damn he forced his skull to grow new muscles.
Freaking **** teasers man, they always catch me off guard!
Hope there aren't any dogs around there lol
Wow the sound effects sound like real guns!
Whenever a kid in school gets so much as a bruise, their parents sue the school. Our schools here have been pussified beyond comprehension and that's what makes teens in our country commit suicide from stupid little ****.
I one time slept so hard, that I fell asleep.
Little did the sniper know, that his spotter is looking at a lady taking a shower :P
You should see TJ's video on the comment Beiber made about her. It's so hilarious and mind-opening :)
This is exactly what happens in battlefield as well :P
It's the default bf2 animation.
It was as a prank :P
The red light blinking in the cockpit isn't enough?
Is it the big fire on the building?
I really wish BF2 had dynamic blood like in COD where when you shoot someone in the head, blood splatters on the wall. That would be so awesome :D
Words of wisdom. You just completely refuted every page of the book by making fun of the creative title.
I only have 2.28 GB of pictures, I submit myself to shame for I have failed my people in not getting a sufficient amount of porno pictures. *reaches for M1911 under desk*
There should also be nose buds too so you don't smell science either :P
The baby hands are for eating like the candy canes. Come on atheist are tolerant of everything so let's have both! :D
No you ******* idiot. God put them there to test our faith and if we believed in evolution we will be sent to hell! :P
*slowly tears up like a baby*
So-called sophisticated countries still use this barbaric torture.
It should be "Kim Kardashian thinks Kool-Aid tastes better than Gatorade!"
lol I'm just criticizing them for only having one zombie model, but since I played it I see there are more :)
Hm, I'll need to think about that.
Comply. You will be assimilated. Your distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.
I disagree, now let's start a rage argument about it :D
Looks default to me.
Everyone gets these people who just give negative karma to every comment you make.
Maybe peaceful back then, but not very peaceful anymore.
Well at least you're exercising one arm, like me every night :P
Ha, if you think this is overkill, you should see how many pornographic pictures I have :P
I have a lot of respect for Polish becomes of what they went through and because they make the best meat in my town :) so I would love to fight for the resistance!
So the next time you see your mother dying, just laugh at her to cheer yourself up :D
Looks like the old style. LOVE IT!!!
Actually it looks pretty bad quality.
I guess he's just 'merely' a cat. See what I did there?
I'm Bear Grylls, and I'm going to take you into the battlefield to show you how to survive against a tank. DUN DUN DUN DUN-DUN DUN DUN DUN!
Oh only just as many civilians as terrorists? That's a relief!
Aw we don't have to be enemies, you just have to agree with my point of view at all times no matter what if you want to be friends :D
No not at all. Laughter is meant to keep your spirit up and is healthy for you :)
Pretty sexy :)
How did you use battlerecorder in singleplayer?
I've kind of always liked rural areas. It's a more natural place to mow down enemy infantry :)
Titan mode is a very bid achievement too :D
Well they made theirs in 2004-2005 so there's a pretty big gap there :p
PLA kit geometries :P I'm actually glad to finally see an update for this mod :D
Look! The storm troopers actually look like they want to hit their target!
I find myself oddly stimulated by it.
I think you should lessen the FOV, it looks like you're traveling through time lol
What specifically is the title referring to?
Pfff I got that years ago ^^
I'm a BF2142 fan and I knew the map just by looking at the thumbnail ^^
CryEngine has been charged on 3256 counts of murders of graphics cards. It will stand trial this weekend on a super computer to make sure the suspect doesn't try to kill another computer's graphics card.
Or destroyed a full APC
Cute, but I could make better snow men :P
Poke your toes into there and see what happens.
It's not safe to hold out an RPG in a helicopter. O.o
All the sudden I actually like Churchill.
lol I love watching the seat belt-less passengers sticking to the air transports :P
Who'd want to be playing on an *******'s server anyways? The game is popular, there are plenty of other servers.
I wish I could make a video of this scene, it's hilarious!
Even without claws, those paws could probably knock you out cold O.o
I'm mostly attracted to the vehicle textures in the background :D
What effect is this suppose to be for?
This is a European helicopter.
My cats use iPaperballs
From Alpha Project?
The default zoom animation was already pretty decent and you didn't see these bad geometries.
lol this is inspired by a bf3 map right?
Or two different versions of the map perhaps?
Now that I look at it, I think day time would look better than sunset.
I think it'll be hard. Voices are faction specific and I don't know how they will get voices to be model specific. The most they could do is make a female death scream
Wow, a school that actually allows students to express themselves? Amazon!
lol! What a twist!
3:00 PM in the morning?
Ugh the special forced BMP-3 sucked. Wobbles all over the place.
Pfff this must be concept art. It's probably going to be smaller like they did with Gulf of Oman.
What's wrong with that cat? Is it just wet or something?
Wow, you actually got the camera to point from where the gunner would actually see from :D
I think the missiles should do more damage. I mean in real life the missiles blow up the entire plane with just one. At least make each missile set the plane on fire.
Y U NO LET ME FIND THEM FIRST?
Bolt release? You mean the charging handle?
Actually I think this skin looks pretty good.
The guns from BF2 had very bad 3p geometries, SVD was the worst IMO.
I personally like that helmet. Could you at least use it for the recon? The recon always seems to have a helmet that covers their face.
PS: could I look forward to seeing some generic, snow, and desert skins?
After reading the description that you don't have a model for the NAC helmet, what about this render you guys did? Moddb.com what happened to that?
Are you going to upload what the light soldier's face will look like? Plus I like how you made the face slightly dirty, adds to the realism :)
This would make a great MEC model :)
The new patch for BF2142 already did that.
Great mountains :)
You really think that? ;)
Profit bless America.
Can't wait to see this map with all the static lightings :D
This skin is a color edit of the hidden woodland skin in the vanilla files ;)
Can you shorten it little bit to look like a real RPG does like this? Militaryfactory.com and maybe make the rocket look like this when shot? Static.ddmcdn.com I believe it's possible because the 500 lb bomb does the same thing when launched from F-15 and SU-34.
Vodka belly :P
It's just the original song but it echos with one extra beat.
Recons guarding a plane :P
ElfFriend is using that old excuse that people can only have good morality if they believe in god. Same excuse, same stupidity. Do I really have to educate someone AGAIN? *sigh* well I guess i could TRY. Morality is something that comes from life experiences and indoctrination. Your logic is meaningless when the people who blow stuff up are the same people believe that god would reward them. People who believe god hates gay people. People who believe god wants them to kill a large number of people. Parents can make sure that religion becomes a big part of their child's life by indoctrinating them before their old enough to make their own decisions through reason. Religion does not make morals, it destroys morals. It makes people blindly follow a certain code without any question, like the Borg from Star Trek. I am Atheist, but my morals come from my own sense of what is right from wrong. I think murder, rape, abuse, stealing, and religion are immoral because I used my own thinking and life experiences. I can guess that you are against abortion, porn, sexual rights, and progression because you set your morals around the morals of someone who was a carpenter and his mother was ***** who can't admit it who had the intelligence of someone 2000 years ago. I base my morals from rationality, empathy, and compassion. Now who here is really moral?
Make an invisible destroyable object on top of a mountain which can be destroyed by explosions and the explosion effect should be a bunch of objects falling that, if impacts you, will kill.
Lol are their bullets gonna just go right through the heli? :P
It's paw is covering it's face.
Can't find the sub marine in the mod >.<
You can tell by the picture of bullets on it that it's a first aid kit :P
I only see this fitting for a zombie mod.
Not right now, but imagine if he won the primary, that would be scary.
This guy's actually more comical to me than evil. He obviously isn't going to win the election so we might as well sit back and laugh.
Look, FPS depends on what computer you're using. Just because your computer lags, doesn't mean everyone else's will.
This isn't a realism mod.
BTW Foxfort, I noticed that camera for tanks in BF2 are always positioned on the armor itself. Perhaps you can reposition the camera from the left, top part of the tank? Like in the picture that Emiliomau showed?
Did you even look at the picture?
It's ice and snow.
Pimped out bath tub :)
Okay, he's moving again.
EA didn't do this. This is a mod.
I'm seeing a lot of pieces down there.
Alpha Project. They haven't released it yet though.
It has a little laser blaster, but can also self destruct.
click view original
I highly doubt it is, and that would mean bad news if it was. If BF2143 gets released as DLC, then it's going to suck and not be anything like BF2142. It needs to be a full game on its own otherwise it would be just simple add-on and barely anyone is going to play it. If there're any bugs, too bad, because no one debugs DLCs.
"but I could not let that be" lol
"Look mom! No hands! :D"
Looks like a wooden AEK.
I know what you mean. I guess you're alright for now.
Well there goes 30% of my FOV.
Do you play the First Strike mod for BF2142? There are portable shields in the game and they managed to have the bots not shoot you while you're behind it but the bots still walk through it and then shoot you.
This seems only necessary for night maps. What are the red lights for on a real T90? Are they like laser designators or something?
Now if only we could get a breakthrough on how to prevent bots from seeing through foliage...
The original missiles on the regular BF2 were laser guided, these missiles are TV guided.
I have a lot of evidence against this video, but I don't want to ruin your guys' fun. ^^ but I will ask where is the first song from?
Y U TROLL ME?
This reminds me more of BF2 Special Forces than anything else really :)
How was this picture taken then? *troll paradox*
From BF3 :D
I like these over the new ones you showed.
You're not allowed to use content from Special Forces unless the mod is only for people with Special Forces.
Needs to be in multiplayer :/
A female stuck in a sub marine with many other dudes? Those dudes better watch out before she attacks!
Imageshack.us looks like the type 85 from BF2.
Still better than the food at public schools lol
That was a compliment in-case any trolls are wondering.
To be honest, that looks ******* bad ***!
Dann right you are!
Every time I extract, it asks me for a disk with a certain volume to extract?
That wasn't the purpose of us going there. Why did we stay 7 years after we killed the guy? Why do we pay our taxes just so soldiers can die for protecting oil companies? I don't want to protect the oil companies with my government money which should be going into healthcare and school.
I can explain North Korea and Iran in just one phrase "Loud bark but no bite"
It was dry humor...
Let me rephrase that. I like the idea of it, like with the wind blowing the handkerchief but I can draw better than that :P
I swear, this mod only ever updates when I'm not on my laptop for a few days -_- lol
Remember to do the Wilhelm scream and the G18 ;)
Wha? This doesn't look like BF3 0.o
I think this is just an early build. They will probably add more buildings as they progress. Don't forget the Eiffel Tower :D
You might want to disable fireInCameraDof so the bullets aren't coming from your face lol
Patience is a virtue... so is pancakes.
How about you make it dark in there so the night vision goggles can be put to use ;)
I'll give him 128,512 chezburgerz!
I don't play with action figures and I have no girlfriend SO HA! Wait a minute... oops O_O
Rag doll physics? That doesn't look like a rag doll lol
As I said, it was in my opinion. Creativity IN MY OPINION is more than just a spray paint.
People think politics is all just about business, but it involves human lives. Politicians tend to forget that.
So true my friend.
I love the concept, but did you draw this with a computer software?
I can imagine. You're a squad leader and your squad is stealthily infiltrating the enemy bunker and when you're under attack, you dash for the vent and your squad mates try to follow but then you close it on them and you're like "You're on your own! I ain't going to risk them shooting at me!" and your squad starts yelling at you with their microphones and then they all die lol
He he XD
Keeping it on turns me on.
Well actually aimpoints don't having magnifying glasses ^^
lol as they walk towards the AT guy, they're both whispering "trolololololololololol..."
Indeed. It is smexy.
I mean one where you can detonate it when you're still in the car. But I guess that works too.
lol I'm not even sure if this is the soldier model from bf2.
Hey! That's offensive to me! I'm American and I know that's not true! That guy in the picture is too skinny, has too much hair, and isn't holding a happy meal! I hope you learned an important lesson today... :P
Then the toast that comes out of my toaster isn't the bread I put in!? Jinkies, what a mystery!
"First bread, here! First bread, here! Get first bread, here! Sorry man, we're 86 on bread, hold on!"
I got an idea. How about you make the tan color and the green color map specific? Green for woodland, and tan for desert?
I think it's a new water texture.
Bad idea in my opinion. Everyone that wants to be a sniper would have to put no effort into finding a god spot to snipe from... or 'get' sniped from.
Looks more like someone in a sleeping bag had a cage built over him.
I don't see why you posted this. All your doing is showing yourself being lazy lol
Specifically for the conservative republicans.
JAMES BROWN FTW!!!
There's no need to fear for Danny the troll is here! :D jk
I've held a pistol before and I know what you mean by keeping your arms close to you, but even then, my arm isn't pointing towards the right part of my chest. And yes, charging handles are sexy :)
1. The new animation for the AK should have the soldier pulling the charging handle, in my opinion.
2. Pistol animations shows the left arm coming out of the chest.
I KNEW someone was going to say that!
I would like it if you gave the rockets a bit more speed. In vanilla BF2, they go too slow to fly like they do.
I'm sorry but I think you should just re-skin the regular trees from BF2 because those geometries and textures look like their from a cartoon.
You're a good mesh artist :D
*cough* M2 *cough*...
So the one on the top is woodland and the one on the bottom is desert?
I noticed you removed the other moving part inside the MR-444 probably due to not having an animation that can move it with the gun. Maybe you can at least add it back as a non-moving part?