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Suicide: Rage Quit (Stalker)

Death of natural causes: Round ended (Stalker)

Killed by another person: Killed by another player (Stalker)

Death from being crushed or failling: Worldspawn/Pointhurt (Stalker)

Birth: Respawn (Stalker)

Post-Death: Spectating (Stalker)

Living: In-Game (Stalker)

Disease/Bodily Problems: Lag (A.K.A. Close to disconnecting?) (Stalker)

Last moments in life: Connection Error (Stalker)

Murder: Kicked/Banned From T3h CVAR (Stalker)

Sick: Corrupted File(s) (Stalker)

Sex (Whoa! That's actually included?!): Leveling Up (Stalker)

Day/ Nightime: Map Transition (Stalker)

Heaven: Admin Control (Stalker)

Hell: Blue Screen (Stalker)

Getting A Girlfriend: New Item Aquired (MahtXL)

Getting Dumped: Item Lost (Maht XL)

Coughing: Ping To High (Maht XL)

Parkour: Left 4 Dead Hunter Wannabe (Stalker)

New Friend: *Name Here* has added you (Stalker)

Party: Group Chat (Stalker)

Music: In-Game Music Player (Maht XL)

End Of The World: Server Shutting Down (Stalker)

Ninja: Spyware (CplRush)

Getting assfucked: Virus (CplRush)

Sneezing: Ping spike (Maht XL)

Sleep: A.F.K. (Maht XL)

AIDS: 4Chan (Gammerman12)

Commercials: In Game Ads (Maht XL)

Thermal Vision: Wall Hacks (Stalker)

Mute: No Microphone (Stalker)

Adrenalin: Speed hacks (CplRush)

Aspirin: PEELZ HERE! (Stalker)

Cripple : Missing Keyboard Keys (CplRush)

Deaf: No Speakers (Maht XL)

Blind: No Monitor (Maht XL)

God: Server Owner (Stalker)

The President: Server Co- Owner (Stalker)

Taking Pictures: Screenshot (Maht XL)

Bullies: Forum Trolls (Stalker)

Noobs: Toddlers (Maht XL)

School Tutorials (AUG Dude)

Bills: Spam (Stalker)

World Population: Number Of Players In Server (Stalker)

Cheque: Challenge Complete (MW2 Reference) (Stalker)

War: Team Death Match (Stalker)

Taking A Dump: Deleting Temporary Files (Maht XL)

Eating Aquiring Temporary Files (Maht XL)

Farting: Cooling Fan Activated (Maht XL)

Running: Shift + W (Mattman Dude)

Walking: Alt + W (Mattman Dude)

Jumping: Space or X (Mattman Dude)

Marriage: Co-op Campaign (zak-attack)

Painting: Reskin (Stalker)

Naked (Oh God, it had to be me...): Nude Patch (Stalker):

Birthday: Rank In Server (Stalker)

E: Very First Real Life + Internet Meme (Stalker)

Yelling: Caps Lock (Stalker)

Purgatory: Will respawn in 5...4...3... (KEVLAR60442)

Ignoring Some One: Mute Microphone (Stalker)

Travelling In An Airline Jet: Fast Travel (Stalker)

Fat: Back Up Files (Stalker)

Muscles: Operating System (TheGilgamesh)

Eugenics: System Upgrades (Stalker)(TheGilgamesh)

Wound Healing: Health Kit ([ªAUGdudeº])

Obesity: Boomer Wannabe ([ªAUGdudeº])

Check-up: Update ([ªAUGdudeº])

Seizure: Framerate Drop (KEVLAR60442)

Plastic Surgery: Changing Player Model (MahtXL)

White Apple Ear Buds: Playing Through A Mac. (Stalker)

April Fools: Rickroll'd (MattmanDude)

Answer To All of Life's Problems: Do a Barrel Roll! (MattmanDude)

Mental Capacity: RAM (Stalker)

Jail: Broken Computer ([ªAUGdudeº])

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MahtXL
MahtXL

Ahahaha this is win

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MahtXL
MahtXL

Sneezing= Ping spike

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MahtXL
MahtXL

Sleep= AFK

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MahtXL
MahtXL

Commercials= In game ads

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Gamerman12
Gamerman12

AIDS: 4Chan

Wait whut?

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MahtXL
MahtXL

Annoying person= Watching some boxxy

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AUG_DUDE
AUG_DUDE

kid with a mic fits more?

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jjawinte
jjawinte

Great list ! Very creative.

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[Night_Stalker] Author
[Night_Stalker]

Only the best! You got any?

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MahtXL
MahtXL

u put sleep twice :P

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MahtXL
MahtXL

there ya go, good job on fixin tht

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MahtXL
MahtXL

Def= Broken speakers
Blind= Broken monitor
Full of food= No more hard drive space
Pooping= Hard drive dump

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MahtXL
MahtXL

Eating= installing new program

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AUG_DUDE
AUG_DUDE

I got some, but most are pointless...

Annoying : kid with a mic
disturbing: man with femme voice on the mic
war: watching 4 douches fight in a CVAR
Cardiac arrest: WARNING CONNECTION WITH STEAM SERVER LOST <:(
5 seconds of fame: 1st place on a ranked match with a pro challenging with you the 1st place.
Mercy: don't kill nobbies
Reaper:kill all the dudes
Easy:cheats
cheats:WINPS

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[Night_Stalker] Author
[Night_Stalker]

lol

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AUG_DUDE
AUG_DUDE

REAL DEMON ON NUKE RAGE EFFECT!!!!: getting an 25 kill streak on MW 2 MP cvar
cancer:trojan horse V1Ru$
awesome:AUGdatarealms(JUST KIDDING)
death from unknown cause: getting poisoned
rain: :/ SPAM :/
VIP:ADMIN
God:admin
Maker:AdmiN
population tax: number of players.
no entry, restriction: server with password
P00P:n00b1es
earache:Micspam
your guard angel: anti-virus

c'mon stalker, update with the bAst

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AUG_DUDE
AUG_DUDE

School:tutorial
shower:update
flu:Worm virus
Scary and stupid:suicide mouse.avi
darkness:salvation
REAL friend:your gun
****...:no ammo
alarm:VIRUS DETECTED!

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo

Scary and stupid:suicide mouse.avi ohh!!!! i remember suicide mouse....I ALWAYS HATED IT! i loved the GMOD suicide mouse suvival guide it was epicness.

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AUG_DUDE
AUG_DUDE

ah yes!
dismemberment:no mouse

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m82sniper
m82sniper

Raped = Hacked (Unauthorized access. :D)
*********** = Boom! Headshot!
Disabled person from waste down = Camper

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m82sniper
m82sniper

Aw, you didn't add mine. I'm sad. :(

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[Night_Stalker] Author
[Night_Stalker]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'm busy raping in MW2!!!

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MahtXL
MahtXL

Military= Clan
SWAT= Guild
Police= Server Admins

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude

Running: Shift + W

Walking: Alt + W

Jumping: Space or X

Buying a Car: DLC

Best I can think of for now lol.

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[Night_Stalker] Author
[Night_Stalker]

Those are epic.

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MahtXL
MahtXL

Pre-school= Tutorial Level

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude

Fetus: Beta

Birthday: Level Up

30th Birthday: V2

Masturbation: Singleplayer

Sex: Co-op

Threesome: Multiplayer

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AUG_DUDE
AUG_DUDE

0_0

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[Night_Stalker] Author
[Night_Stalker]

Nope! Got some of those in there already. And, it can't be straight up sex.

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude

lol okay. I thought those were funny. I actually came up with another one but it was just too crude. Decided against adding it.

(It was also really, really funny lol)

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[Night_Stalker] Author
[Night_Stalker]

Heh.

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PeacefulPatriot
PeacefulPatriot

Purgatory: Will respawn in 5...4...3...

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[Night_Stalker] Author
[Night_Stalker]

Haha!

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude

That's epic.

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AUG_DUDE
AUG_DUDE

decision: *message: "choose your faction"*

check-up: update

obesity: Boomer wannabe (L4D)

excess: spam (0_O)

wound healing: health-kits :3

maybe those ones are good

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[Night_Stalker] Author
[Night_Stalker]

Those are good actually.

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo

ive got a idea. dangerous internet weapons:im chargin mah lazor!!!

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PeacefulPatriot
PeacefulPatriot

suicide: ragequit

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[Night_Stalker] Author
[Night_Stalker]

I have that one already lol.

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PeacefulPatriot
PeacefulPatriot

Of course. Pardon me. Never would've thought to look at the top of the list.

How about, "seizure: framerate drop"

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[Night_Stalker] Author
[Night_Stalker]

Haha, of course that'll be good.

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:Jack
:Jack

faget wrote:
AIDS:4CHAN


Uuuuuuuuhh that gotta hurt.

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude

April Fools: Rickroll'd

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[Night_Stalker] Author
[Night_Stalker]

Aaaaah! That's a good one!

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude

Answer To All of Life's Problems: Do a Barrel Roll!

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[Night_Stalker] Author
[Night_Stalker]

Mmmm, ok. This thing I'm doing is getting pretty old.

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AUG_DUDE
AUG_DUDE

jail: computer broken

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo

death: windows blue screen error

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[Night_Stalker] Author
[Night_Stalker]

Got both of those. Were running out of ideas!

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AUG_DUDE
AUG_DUDE

adopting : renting a game

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