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I have a proposal: In canon, the "lasers" you see are tracers, not bullets. So if you could program something to act as a tracer and not as a bullet, it'd solve our problem of lasers dropping like arrows, because you could make the actual bullet much faster.
The ranged attack is a laser beam.
What's in it?
MY FACE! IT IS MADE OF PAPER MACHE! AHHHHHHHH!
The faces are paper mache, how can you look forward to an alternate universe where paper mache faces fight!?
YES! Hopefully we'll be able to nick off arms and stuff now.
Germans need some buffs.
Germans seem to get their ***** handed to them every round. Look into that.
Couldn't have asked for anything better to release on my birthday.
Day 4... where is it?
Epic fail. The game won't let me move and the racoon slowly walks up to me and blows up the barrel, instantly killing me and the racoon.
Difficulty levels. That is all.
HUMANS WEARING SOMEWHAT FUTURISTIC ARMOR! BLASPHEMY! IT MUST BE HALO!
Agreed, for balance, they should have a 30% chance of blowing up in your hand before you can throw them.
He should have a miniature T-rex that's about a foot tall. FOR THE LULZ.
Nice, now for a readme file on how to install it.
As the popularity of a site increases, the younger the audience gets.
Very nice, seems a bit basic, though. I need something to work for...
HATS! Too unoriginal.
SOCKS! HELL YES!
There needs to be a new installment of this.
Trollin' Trollin' Trollin'.
What is your avatar from?
*Atheist high five*
LET'S GO EAT OUR CHILDREN!
Jabba the Hutt is a lady in this... My god, please change the text for the sword in vassalage line.
What are you, eight?
A WINRAR IS YOU.
The Raptor had better get a Ushanka.
*turns gamma up*
It was good up until the parts with the fake singing. Something is jarring about different pitches of "oh."
Some legit russian lyrics would be nice to update the song with, it sounds like it was made in SUPER XTREME MARIO PAINT once the voices kick in.
Better support for Steam version please.
Because this game is totally realistic.
Why the hell are you making this?
Looks awesome! Also, "OMG FURST LOLOL ALL U GUYS SUK I WAS HER FURST".