That's all you need to know.
Aw fuck this, I'm just saying that I'm eighteen so the censors will be off.
I'm really sixteen years old derp.
I have a manly Norwegian accent. Which really isn't manly, just Norwegian.
well the models were originally from spec ops the line, so i'm not exactly sure about that, but i'm planning to add various division patches and such, when i'm done with the rigging
doge wasn't funny nine months ago and isn't now
It's what's realistic, at least he's not call of duty style fifty pouches on his ****
oh don't worry, I used gm_construct on all of these
they're really just edited texture wise
I'm still working on it, the main characters. the crimson lance *******, and some of the bandidos
you don't have to be a photoshop master for that :V
I'm doing a ton of these, I might release all of them when I'm done.
macks payne arms
how do I apple
Only thing I edited in was the sky lol
yes it is :V
Looks better than your usuals
BECAUSE GOD OF WAR STYLE FIGHTING NEHGUH
Escaping from them nasty embers
Would not work without the hood.
You should've done a rimlight on the sniper's shoulders, but it's better than your usual stuff, I like the angle.
Naw I typed it like Ezio himself said it.
Render the blurs, at least.
It's a shame that fabbie's such a ******, because other than that, the picture isn't *too* bad.
Come at me bitch *** punk
Because it's not me.
And then the rebel got shot.
It's a cig.
And I was too lazy.
They are gay.
Odin and his children > all that faggotry.
Not really, I'm honing my lighting, that's all.
Still too dark.
And too blurry.
Come at me bratàns.
I will end you
I didn't use photoshop for this one :3
You say BASICALLY say that making a pic look ugly with ****** angles that show off posing FLAWS is good.
'how do i pose'
I'll start off with the bad things, the posing, as mentioned, the toy town blur, and the lack of lighting, other than that it's not really too bad, the idea is nice, and the composition isn't too bad. It's only the lack of lamp based lighting and fluid posing.
Stop being a braindead retard just to get kicks, you ******* ******, don't you ******* understand that you actually should do good colour contrasts, and the so called excuse is no valid ********, you should just go home to your ******* kindergarten and play with your dolls, let the grownups with proper artistic skills speak, you braindead ****.
Desmond's posing is seriously wonky.
Faces/posing on desmond.
Desmond looks like he's about to **** himself, the male_09 hoodie and david both look constipated, and Isaac looks like a retard.
But then again, you're a foo' with no appreciation for the artistic stuff, did you even think that I was going for realism, and yes, red flares are real, white flares would blind people, you dumby.
I did, and that's no excuse, foo.
The scout looks like he pooped a little.
His posing isn't there yet, neither is his composition.
Neither is his lighting, when I think about it.
It's actually the Tokyo skyline.
This was based on it.
Nice, but kind of obvious duplicates.
Oh god sharpen.
First time I see you using rimlighting.
Also add this in the suit vmt.
What the **** are you talking about.
Lucky foo's with low artistic skill getting gmod beta first~
Feeling of warmth denies your argument.
I'll still post CC, I'll just keep the harshness at a minimum :v
Lol what the ****?
Well, words are what they are in the eyes of the beholder, I don't mean anything harmful, albeit I might sound harsh, but that's because being harsh, is the only way to make /some/ understand.
And tbh, most "posters" here don't know ****.
>Turn on all the filters
Yes of course, I respond like that when you act ballsy, but I don't respond like that when you actually respond well to CC.
Oh I simply respond to the ballsy way you act.
Then stop not-fixing the god damn faults.
And since when did I claim it?
You claim it, you're a ****, you don't take CC, and etc.
Wow that does indeed look filter raped.
Paradise for newbies.
Read: dem jagged edges.
hohoho lighting is funi
The Zone, ukraine, chernobyl.
Sunlight looks like that.
Ninja_Nub[NOR] 4mins 23secs ago replied:
Ninja_Nub[NOR] 4hours 20mins ago says:
You guys all have a catwoman fetish.
then you raped it with a bloom like effect, it doesn't look good.
You guys all have a catwoman fetish.
You have to realize that nothing was meant as an insult.
That's the internet for you :v
Because he refuses to take CC and rages at every comment that doesn't say "this is awesome and you are spawn of god"
Well flame and flame, he's the one who started.
We repeat what you need to improve, you don't even try to improve.
mass effect bloom.
And there's no arm glowing in this either, so your argument is quite invalid.
No, I used lamps and lighting.
It's harder to make a dark pic look good anyway.
Awkward posing, the blood doesn't connect properly, it needs proper lighting.
Not many contrasts, the hunter looks really flat.
The snow, or whatever it is looks weird.
Also, Jpeg artifacting.
Still looks like he's fapping.
Mad looks like he's fapping tbh.
Hotter than you.
I dissagree highly.
Melee takedowns are where it's at.
Needs lighting, cut down on the bloom, too.
Other than that it isn't too bad.
Haha look who's talkin'
Stop talking to yourself, Quapaw.
Stop being a moronic poster, Quapaw.
@Justin lol mary sure
Stop being a bitch, quapaw.
Prove that you can do better, bitch.
That's not a rainbow.
It's orange an cyan.
suck his blood out lol
No, because your lighting looks ******, no highlights, the bloom is crap, nothing catches the eye, learn what you're saying before you speak, boyo.
Can't see ****.
bite him bite him bite him
and then you're plugged in the brain cracka
Well, since you used it in the comic, which has a "comedic" approach, I guessed you thought so.
lol u mad
not like you're any good
The tattoo looks bad
PM me for normal map help
ZOOM SLOW AND GRADUALLY QUICK-SLOW-QUICK-SLOW =/= DRAMATIC
Jelly of my flamethrower skills, are we, eyebrows?
I'll see if I can do something with it.
Light this **** up.
Flamethrower time :>
also turn off bloom
did the pyro break his shoulders
Who cares, it's not like I claim to be "the best".
just upload the facemap
it even has jensen's beard
also not before you give me your skin
Shotup is rigging an argonian jensen I hacked together :3
"Hey guys I can break my arm at will."
because you never send me your skin
justin is the prodigal son
t'was a 75 caliber bullet
Can't say I'm mad.
Just wording my displeasure.
Why do you care?
needs to be more personal
send it over to me and request something, like camo or something
i might be able to help
But really, I find skinning fun.
That's why I do it :V
Huhuhu, you used my outdated skin :>
Just send it.
Just send me your skin in a PM.
Still not more powerful than my GOD HAND
*cue the music Youtube.com *
DRAGON KICK YO *** INTO THE GALAAAAAXYYYYYY
(like this picture Moddb.com )
On the more serious side, that skin/modelhack gives me a boner
Also give me your damn skin, I need pose ideas.
But he has no eyes \:V/
But it needs a scenebuild.
I liked it.
As in, I liked the no-bloom thing.
Power metal all the way.
The blood is a bit flat.
Other than that I like the colouring and style.
Could use some cyan/red contrast though.
Some maps don't have shadows.
Gotta try some of the more advanced ones.
"Style" is no excuse to make half of the pic invisible, if you do dark, at least use lamps, so that you can see what is going on.
A bit too dark.
I almost can't see anything.
Cause I love not making sense (read:could not figure out how to do both)
Do you use simple dof?
Because it's me, you silly.
Haa haa haa, see, I wasn't the one who thumbed down.
You're gettin' paranoid, son.
deal with it, bitch
note how i post it only on my profile
i do whatever the **** i want to do in gmod, i have fun with that, if you're so mad and sad over that you can just stop watching me and stop commenting.
i'll pose me raping this sali
let's see what you have to say about that :3
you're trying too hard
'cause you're no extremist
heavy never asked for this
so much mary sue
more like extremist hating, bitch
My lighting tests are badass.
But oh well~
Oh, I love you types.
And I think most of my stuff is top-notch, in my book.
I do lighting, sdof, composition, I do everything that's needed for a pic.
On every single ******* pic I make.
So you trying to call me "kid" is just making you seem silly.
Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend you?
If you're going to complain about that just stop your subscription to the gmod page, problem solved!
And yes, I find it hard to take people who only knows the basics seriously.
At any rate, as I said, if you hate my stuff so much as you're giving the impression off, well, then you can just not comment and ignore it, or even just stop your subscription to the gmod page.
Simple enough, isn't it?
TL;DR version: If it's so bad just stop subbing the gmod page.
At any rate, I'll listen to your... Complaints when you show off that you have higher gmod skills.
I'm the one that keeps this place alive at any rate.
or nub with an axe
If you're not completely quitting why even mention it.
Posing on the guy to the right is, well, bad.
Try looking at reference pics of people holding shotguns, try replicating that.
The models look really jaggy, turn on antialiasing.
Well I see aliasing :V
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU DUE TO LEADING.
Before you do anything.
Turn all your graphics to max.
the fact that you actually made him hold the pistol with both hands is pretty good, but in all other parts, it's kind of ****, his chest is blown out as if he's going to breathe in a lotta air just to blow it all out, like in those old toons.
also the faceposing is silly, yo.
Could be worse, I guess.
To both of you, that's not Isaac.
That's Infallible-Wolf, another dude I made a perskin for.
Naw, it's not you.
Just "you" in another timeline.
A bit more younger and dumber one.
It's the same as the earlier one :P
Nonono, this story, he succeeded in what he was doing.
Female specimen was unconscious when he did his 'business'.
BLACK MESA SIDE MUTHA-FUCKA!
Was worth it to have intercourse with him?
Or to tell what didn't happen?
Interwebz problems are quite the annoying.
Not in this story he didn't~
DMITRI AND VICTOR SHALL PREVAIL AND VICTORY FOR GREAT MOTHERLAND
Yeah, laugh it up.
WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING WHEN I WIN THE COMPETITION AND GET THE 5 MILLION CREDS PRIZE
Naw, those guys are my crew.
We're going to the citadel for the dancing competition.
I'm the dance commander.
He's a bro.
But like Anakin he fell to the dark side : (
Look at the date.
Look at my skills now.
That is the point, silly.
you're a mary sue, you're not relevant in my universe
in it you're a frog
These guys are my minions.
I hacked the game.
These guys activated god mode earlier.
No you wouldn't, they're in a hallway, they have AT weapons, they're heavily trained.
Your argument is invalid.
Next thing you know these guys headshot you.
Silly, that's avoidable.
Take two extra minutes and you can get it right.
I see clipping on the bench.
KSHHH PEOPLE READ MAD KSHHHH
KSHHH MISSION COMPLETE KSHHH
KSSHHH PEOPLE MAD KSHHHH
KSHHHH NO **** GIVEN KSHHH
Nope, this one is fully in game.
Also, the motion is to simulate the movement of a camera.
No anime models.
I'll stare at it.
I'll win that way.
That map is ugly.
"What the **** is this orange wall here for. It's ugly."
One actually made his own skin.
The other just found a model he liked.
I made my own one.
The secret organization called my foot.
I'm going to stay here no matter what myself.
I brought a rose :)
But CC is the only thing that can cause you to get better, in every single way it's better than INFINITE praise comments.
Also, I've gotten the impression that people hate me because I get a lot of minuses all the ******* time.
Question: are you using chrome of firefox?
You must get more dirty.
Grants you more viewers.
You should've posed it so that it was more of an upskirt shot.
Instantly more viewers.
No ponies are better than any ponies, as zombeh said.
I don't have anything against your kind, but would you just kindly keep it off my profile?
I don't want any rumors swarming around, capiche?
That hand looks like it's wrist is broken.
Also, you can't get that movie grain in gmod.
And there's different decals, bullet holes, blood spots, and everything in gmod.
Unless you've painstakingly edited everything, and all that, I won't believe you, and if you want me to really believe me, send me those maps and common zombie models.
I even found the original.
I like how that's a promotional picture.
That map isn't even released for gmod.
Neither do the zombie models for left 4 dead 2 work properly in gmod.
You have been busted.
Maybe you were on the jeep earlier...
Y u do this
I can't see **** captain!
You should have put some more lighting up, but I like the concept.
I loved Afraid of Monsters, your posing is quite good, regarding the ragdoll.
I say that you just need to improve your lighting and angles, and you'll be up "there".
I punch people.
Has to be a spare.
I would never, ever, ever, drop my helmet.
Dayam, also, I see my helmet.
Protip, extract the models and materials folder into an addon folder, and copy an info file over to said folder.
Naw, no problem, just call it "Signature Model" instead.
Edit: or something
Egh, just call yourself yourself, and make the title "A NEWCOMER APPROACHES" instead.
Well, yeah, but that was gmod limitations.
Well, it's technically not a perskin.
It's only a perskin if you've changed the materials yourself.
Like I did.
And I guessed right :3
I realize it was a bad choice of words, but yeah.
Grammar is almost correct.
I think it's Sarah.
Anyhoo, whoever this is, I'm glad you like it.
Oh, I'll show you a scenebuild.
Thing is that models should be floppy.
Makes it easy to pose them doing advanced ****.
I am dissapointed myself when a model isn't floppy. :P
At least the posing isn't horrid.
Well, at that distance the shrapnel from the explosion would most likely hit you in the back, piercing through you and getting out on the other side, most likely causing massive lacerations and severe wounds.
You'd die by it.
bad swat person sit down and help that poor cop
That's the point!
Not like he had any choice.
Francis hates the place.
"Can't see ****, cap'n!"
These are Bloocobalt's enchanced ones, and they are my mosquito friends.
They get annoying sometimes.
Yeah, it's bloocobalt's fallen survivor human edition models.
You'll have to check the browse list, some stuff doesn't have spawnlists.
Aw, right, I'll grab my skin.
Tip, never, ever use construct.
I'll give you my perskin soon enough, young grasshopper.
Until then, improve your posing, cheers.
It's visually dull and uninteresting, nothing catches my eye, you should really try the orange/cyan contrast, could make your stuff more interesting, but that's just my opinion, as always.
I'm all like.
My vision is augmented."
He wants to touch her bewbs
Or you can do studio lighting, just not overdo everything.
Anyhoo, I'll be awaiting it interested.
Which explains the misaligned-ness.
It's swimming in sheeyat, facepunch would butcher this.
You should try the orange/cyan colour scheme.
Really glad that you like it.
Glad you like it anyhoo.
"My vision is augmented."
The legendary words of JC Denton, now also applying to my personal skin.
Also, I'm a replica hunter, it's a hard job.
Aw right, send me your steam name in a PM and I'll tutor your gmod skills over steam, when you're avaiable.
I asked for this.
You know, makeshift crossbow SCAR.
Bestest weapon ever.
Right, I just need to finalize everything first.
Anyhoo, I look forward to the comic, then, have fun making it.
I'll grab my perskin and send it over if you want it.
Shadows all over the place.
That's something you DON'T want.
At least bland and generic.
Only thing that isn't boring is the lighting, which has awkward shadows everywhere.
I do admit that my latest pic has some awkward shadows, but at least it isn't bland 'n generic.
I mean, there's been a million variants of just this pic/idea/whatever.
Generic tactic00L rebels :3
Aaaaaaaand you can't deny it.
This... Is beyond awesome.
I'd counter that.
You've been warned.
Well he's closer than you, afiq, for several reasons.
You posted my pic, I see.
Or you posted your own.
ModDB is acting weirdly today.
Somebody clear this up.
Edit: Now, I don't see why that deserves a negative, but honestly, something gotta be wrong when the wrong pic is posted.
I mean, jeez.
Edit 2!: Also, the pic was some kind of an old scenebuild, based of Romantically Apoctalyptic, I had real fun making it, also, the hev plate is hanging by a wire, I should have made that more clear, but it's old, so meh.
Then go ask for it, huhu.
Try searching facepunch for it, or ask for it in the model/skin request area.
Glad you like it.
"No, I will fix it! Just watch!"
Spai, ruki veyrh!
Uh, Norwegian, yeah, that'll help.
BAHAHA, you mad?
You can't take critisism?
That's the only way you'll improve.
Think 'bout that.
"I should go."
I know, right.
Awkward posing galore.
But why reupload something old?
What was the word?
Also, another picture that has Tali involved in some sort of way is going to be made soon enough ;3
I'll make a spess mehreen picture tommorow.
Something out of STEEL REHN
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Grabbing my weapons.
Going to be hunting season!
Who's with me!?
Sometimes I do, sometimes I do not.
Actually, that's the Left 4 Dead M16, I recognize it by the ligthing, the phong on those were blown up into the skies.
Use left 4 dead 2 weapons instead.
Nope.avi, that's my female clone.
Well, at least we got to have a massive lesbian orgy afterwards. It was worth it.
So you basically like it?
Also: Tables are turned, watchu gunna' do?
Also, the reason I haven't used Tali in my latest (two) pics is that I'm using my School Laptop.
Oh, none of you have seen Leetworld?
Then forget that I said qft.
Who cares, constipated Max Payne face will always be the best Max Payne face.
Some of the posing is poor.
Kleiner's right arm looks awkward and Mossman looks a bit weird.
Alas, I get comments, I'll respond.
I'd do something with the weirdness, but I can't rig fingers myself.
You easy weld a can or something to the ragdoll's limb.
And the characters?
What about the scenebuild?
Sure thing, I'll keep it in mind.
Look, I love your comments.
No matter what.
It's like it helps me improve.
Something to look forward to, y'know.
At any rate, most of my "fans" are 'tards.
I like REAL feedback with REAL critisism, and with people genuenly telling me what they like and/or hate.
My ***, you don't think that. You've been acting like a **** to me and Jonny too much for that.
See, you've started ignoring my stuff.
I loved getting feedback from you, made me have something to look forward to.
I think I must've hurt your feelings in some way or another, care to explain?
Righto, I look forward to making the next promo screen :3
So, you choose the renegade option?
Aw, hell yeah.
This is shaping up to be amazingly awesome.
This looks quite interesting though, might make me go back to minecraft.
I have a rockin' better beard than shepard, that's for sure, at least.
I'll score within the first minute.
I want to carry tali next time.
Also, send me that replica ragdoll.
I might use it in a pic.
Turn off multicore rendering and HDR.
You need more brighness and contrast, I suggest that you use super dof to focus on the **** you want your viewers eyes to focus on, and then press render.
About legion/gmod, the only good legion model has poor/not working fingerposing.
Yet still, many of my pictures have yellow lights, you gotta tone down the filters, right now it looks like an abstact thing.
What the **** is up with the colours?
I could almost say that it's a filter rape.
Also, if you got Garrus to die in the sucicide mission you should die painfully in a fire.
It's my personal skin, I'll give it to you when I get it hexed.
*Stabs with a shotgun*
I am the Shotgun Swordsman.
Your argument is invalid.
Moar like "Stabitty stabby stab".
You're making no sense whatsoever.
I guess, but about the pic..?
The necromorphs look awkward though.
Well, you should've added some darkness, and atmospheric lighting.
All of them are actually like "AW HELL YEAH"
Posing ain't bad.
But the picture ain't alive.
It's missing something important.
And I guess even you know what that is.
Smoking attracts combine soldiers.
They become your loyal pets.
I have no servers.
If you send me a message on ModDB here, I might be able to show you some posing on a server though.
Moddb is ******* with us.
M'eh, oh well.
You deleted my comment.
Am I not allowed to have an opinion?
Anyhow, the posing isn't bad, it's just a bit bland/generic.
Not bad, but the guy's posing is a little bit wonky.
Okay, okay, who negative'd me, I'm sure I didn't say anything wrong.
They're looking at Kasumi.
No, not that dead or alive one, but Kasumi from Mass Effect 2.
Well then, is he a good team player?
That's for you to figure out.
I have enough with my resolution right now, but I might buy a new Monitor to get on with the times.
Wait, what, why is Maxbun showing up on the voice chat?
She stole his helmet!
Touchè, but you didn't have any reason NOT to play it.
Now who didn't.
You also gotta fix the weapon-ground clipping in the first one.
Edit: and the third one
I still might make stuff, though, just not as often.
Well everybody should get the chance to improve.
Hint: They're in options, video.
I'll send you a screencap.
Oh, and if you're using HDR and Multi-Core rendering turn them off.
Super Dof kind of breaks the game if those are on.
Needs more lighting, I can't see anything of the important stuff.
Btw, use Super Dof and render, don't use Simple Dof.
I'm using this to say that I'm taking a small break from gmod.
"So did you get that hacking tool we discussed?"
"I'm going to need it."
Hay I'm a voice actor so expect a MANLY. *******. VOICE. For one of the characters.
Reupload yes but you've uploaded several of your gmod page pictures here, so I guessed that the page needed one with purdy lighting too.
There is no axis in this picture.
Why would I even include that.
I only used a freaking Norwegian flag.
Yep, that's fixed now.
Heck, I'm Dunn, but I can turn into a Turian by smashing my laptop.
I have no clue why but that's just how it works.
Also, that "Sergeant" or w/ever wasn't me.
I'm a goddamn Dunn or a Turian.
I'm not a sergeant, I'm a Corporal.
Though he doesn't derp in this picture, he's looking straight at the wall, or the headcrab that's about to headfuck him.
Well ****, I should keep the Assassin as a running gag, thanks for the idea bro.
The Sniper is all like "WATCH THE SKY"
Why hello, "Gordan".
What are you doing on this fine day?
Trying to kill InsaneStorm?
Oh no you're not.
True story, I'll remake it though.
Francis: "HOLY ****! THOSE ZOMBIES ARE *******, AREN'T THEY!?"
Eh, almost the same.
I don't want to.
But I'm going to do it just to make your whining stop.
I have no Halo 3 Assault Rifle god damnit.
Also, I am the admin.
Your argument is invalid.
I permaban'd him.
I am the best ninja though.
Edit: Oh I am such a ninja
You are a derp face, my retarded friend.
Well somebody thumb'd my reply down and then somebody thumb'd it up.
This place will never cease to amaze me.
Btw what about the posing.
I think I got that cartoony feeling on this.
They have four flexes.
Smile, Jaw Down, and a Sad face for the left and the right side.
Edit: Oh yeah and the eyebrows
I think Dunn will prefer being pulled out.
Also yay this is the first picture where I properly used that metropolice_04 model.
Also a shitload of other ragdolls.
but where is Joe..?
He's a Zone guide.
He's obliged to do stuff like on the picture with the one he's guiding.
The colours are different.
The Purple one is Tali.
The Green one is some quarian I don't know.
Or in, say, Modern Warfare 2: "L0l st4y back n00b b1tch fg7"
Btw, he's using a pistol.
Check the other stalker one too.
I think you'll like it.
Actually, the models didn't have the masks by default.
I just spawned a gasmask prop and put it on their faces.
It seems you think that my pictures suck dicks.
"HNNNNNNNG, HAVE TO TAKE A ****, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Yeah, I shouldn't have raged.
But still, writing lol, can mean many a different thing.
So, writing a sentence is better, in all scenarios.
Shut. The. ****. Up.
And start writing proper sentences.
You still have much to learn, you grasshopper.
If a joke's used correctly any joke can be made good.
This one was just too ******* tempting.
Please don't kill me.
Actually, this is before that part.
When you first notice "yourself(?)".
That's no problem, I can do that with my fingers.
But I guess most people can't.
I should rethink this...
Eh, maybe quarians are like that?
Anyways, what about the posing..?
But, on the second playthrough I got the good ending, yay!
If you could write more than one word people would get what you meant, anyways.
For my part I'm guessing you wrote dam because you meant damn, because Francis was their leader, and with him leading things are bound to go wrong, yes?
Yep, it's an awesome song.
Oh wait, he's just hugging him.
View Original to the rescue!
Could you specify what you like and what you don't like?
You stole the words out of my mouth. THANK YOU SIR.
Oh yeah, that one. ;3
All personal tastes.
He's an alien, what do you expect?
They look weird.
Also, the actual animations in Mass Effect often has Wrex standing like that, sirrah.
And the lead character should be a Swede or Norwegian.
*has beta test of both*
U all mad.
In a good or a bad way?
Lazyness plus being rusty after 15 days away ~
My excuse is that.
Those poor Reach models!
The guy in the back is like '**** THIS ****, I WANNA GET A BEER AND ****'
Btw, I was talking to maxbun.
U MAD BOI?
Who wouldn't bang Tali!?
U so mad.
Cry of Fear, sirrah.
An amazing mod for half-life that's in the works.
New picture coming up soon.
I was in a ****** mood.
At least it's posed well.
The model pack is called "Obsolete Combine Soldiers".
No you don't.
Tell me what to fix and I'll fix it.
Well, I did.
And then I made him look silly, not on purpose, of course, and then I ****** up, etc.
I might do a new one similar to this one, though.
What about Francis?
Good man, he floats due to game logic.
My challenge stands.
Prove it, nub.
If you're going to be an *** you better have the proof that you're better than me.
Well done, sirrah.
Good to see that someone good is back.
Because you activated buddha mode.
*Insert undeniable agree here*
I'm an incurable half-life junkie.
*Joins in as freeman, on the independent lambda team*
*crowbars all around*
*joins in as gordon freeman*
U mad combine?
Puh-retty awesome, man.
Only ones who can handstand in a juggernaut's hand while effectively taking down an enemy with a thrown hatchet.
Looks pretty good.
The only thing that could be improved is the buttock-out pose on the dude who's alive.
Other than that, awesome.
My first ever gmod pic.
****** as ****.
Old as ****.
Yeah, yeah. I guess so.
I've had some long stretches with no-posing myself too.
Can be tiresome to do anything after them.
What's your server Ip?
Posing is P. good on the citizen, but the metrocop needs drastic imrpovements.
Although, for a multiplayer pose it's pretty dang good.
I'll give you that.
You should've used some filters and that fun stuff.
Ghost is in heaven.
And he forgot taking the scuba gear off.
You're basically saying that my pictures suck too.
Who needs that.
I'm too lazy.
And I prefer paint.net
Aw come on man, you were one of my big inspirations when I started posing, heck, you still are!
Don't you let the haters win, man!
So you like it?
Then let's hope he's paragon or renegade enough to be able to talk his way outta this.
But if you don't have dynamic shadows, you oughta get a new computer, man.
I used the general construction board thingies.
Coloured them black.
I have gimp, but I'm too lazy to do anything with it. :l
Ps. And why are they pushing a red payload coming from a blue base?
While the picture is well posed and all that, I find myself wondering what they shoot at.
Be it the blue team, the insurgents or the Combine, you should've made it more clear.
Basically, Isaac's ******.
NOW I AM NO LONGER FRANCIS.
> Shooting at air.
Oh hai nonexistent enemies.
Actually the metrocops don't have full fingerposing
Then what are the other 50%?
I guess it could be uesful, if... Like. I survived a plane crash and everyone but me died...
No, no pills, Louis, that wasn't funny three years ago, and isn't funny now.
No, I'm bored.
Wow, there, pyro, take a chill pill!
I have this idea block. So I think I'll take a short break from gmod.
I AM FRANCIS.
I RIDE A GOD DAMN HARLEY.
I don't hate the old man, I just...
Let's just say he doesn't like me too well.
And I don't hate harleys.
I hate surviving! ... Wait no!
I like surviving!
Yeaaaah, it does describe Francis' thoughts when he sees new things.
Or in the game: "BILL!"
He sure does.
THEY'RE EATING SOMEBODY.
BUT GMOD CRASHED WHILE I MADE THIS AMAZING PICTURE AND NOW I'LL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN UAHUGHUHGSHDUOJN
You... Totally should, mang.
I hate aliens!
I suuuuuuuuure won't.
Get tired of gmod.
Which I'm sure I won't.
That'd be freaking hilarious.
*slow clapping* Quite 'teh epacnuzzlulzlal'.
I applaud you.
The darkness only adds to the picture.
Actually it's just called "Zombie mode", but you were kinda close, ARMA2 has a zombie mod that's called "Zombie Outbreak Situation".
Eh, you can't win them all.
Actually he snipes some noobs before not giving a **** anymore and GTFO'ing.
Good, you like the half-lifes and the fallouts.
You now have my respect.
I just randomly posed this.
Frick, what I watched the series as it CAME out.
Also. Pretty damn amazing, man.
Well said, sirrah.
I use the "Turret" tool and make like seven turrets, place them accordingly and then I take the host_timescale down to 0.05 or something, press the hotkey for turret fire, and then I take twenty pictures, choose the best one, add effects, and BAM. A picture is created.
Step 1: Spawn a zombie
Step 2: Crowbar the zombies repeatedly
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!
Huh, didn't notice that before now.
Must be some sort of weird render bug.
Ahahahaaaa oh god
People here are so butthurt so easily
Christ, don't. *******. Use. Flatgrass. For. Anything. But. Builds.
Or scene builds if you're good enough.
That's what I meant with 'tweaks'.
The posing is allright, you could just tweak the dude a bit, but what's bugging me is that it seems like you have fullbright on.
He's not kneeling, he's on his way down.
They'll get it.
After they kill the zombies.
Kinda the point.
Supposed to simulate movement.
Nice posing, though.
'Point was CC, yes.
Say, this was a five minute job tho.
Yes. The guy with the gravity gun represents the hackers.
And all of the other people represent what Sony was doing during the hack.
*sarcasm ends here*
In other words on his back.
Well I don't give three ***** about that.
Having it like on the picture looks better.
Well I am working on my laptop.
I'll start buffing the grafics WAY up next time I make a picture.
Otherwise I'm satisfied with this.
He's actually watching Metalapocalypse.
Yesh, but let's just say that they are moving fastly, m'yes?
Fired and banished to a dumpster.
The mod looks quite extraordinary.
I'm looking forward to it.
Keep up the good work.
Breen's last words: "Behind you!"
You could have improved the Freeman's leg posing and stuff, put 'em more apart, but apart from that (and the hand posing) I can't see much more wrong things, well. You could have added some filters.
You might want to improve some of that posing, it looks, well. Awkward.
Dat angry face
Thanks-o, them FPS scenes are hard as **** to pose. Good thing that I can completely disregard the lead's feet :D
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, don't stop making pictures, just look at this one! Amazing!
Keep it up!
You'll get everyone's respek soon!
You sure have mine!
Yeah, those models are hard to pose.
I like to think of them as a challenge. :D
Pretty dayum cool, But one thing, the Krogan has a bit awkward leg posing, other than that, pretty dayam cool.
An explosion occured! Oh my!
That was silly.
At least me thinks so.
Nice picture and all, but there's something about his position that's just... Off.
You should make him lean towards the light and hold both hands up, to guard his eyes, but actually, the light contrast is pretty cool.
Nice picture. Btw. CAMPER
IT WAS DARK AND SCARRY. LIEK RAVENHOLDM.
Moar liek "I'm Corporal Sheperd and this is my favorite SMG in the wastelands."
yeah, I should've done that, but I didn't think enough... Frick, I should remake the picture.
Yeah. I guess I could have done something with that. But I was afraid of ******* it up.
Frick that actually look like Metro 2033. Epic.
Nah, Heavy is just too happy for his own good.
Eh, Dave'd kick your ***... Time to make an epic picture. :3
Yea he does. Man, I gotta go back in gmod and fix the picture... Maybe later.
Pretty cool. Yup.
You saw my picure eh?
Anyways, nice picture.
Yeah, i should have put the wall pieces closer to the guy.
Thank god it's him.
He would'nt hurt a fly.
I bet there is more of 'em.
Yeah.. I think he's still making songs down there.
Has to feel a bit lonely though :c
Don't you worry, he never enters combat.
He has a hidden citadel outside of city 17. under the ground.
And of course Chet coming in with more beer.
Looks like he smashed it into his own head :V
It's a first of sorts.
Everybody's comment got karma 0.
Some people are mad like that.
This is moddb, remember?
At least he's better at posing than you, lol.
Could've used more diverse props.
A nazi detective who... Investigates nazi detectives?
Haw, that's awesome.
This comment has been posted in a private group.
They wouldn't say anything
they have implants yo
You know, Romka made this, you should give him credit.
And you're incapable of doing anything else than sneaking around and stabbing people in the back~~
Be more of a ****, I'm sure you'll get more of your dicklickers to circlejerk.
nor do I do it to be good, I do it for fun, and while you might have done this for fun, it looks bad and doesn't equal fun for anyone else.
Plus, all composition terms and colours and **** can be applied to real art.
I expected something that wasn't beyond **** you stupid ****.
Don't post if it looks ****, but I guess you don't understand that, because the posts I've seen that you've done are beyond ****.
Looks like ****, faceposing is bad.
lighting is terribad, don't use overdone bloom, don't get me started on flatgrass.
This is beyond ****.
I made this http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/255/4/a/tacticool_combines_by_superninjanub-d49mdy5.jpg on my school laptop.
It is beyond ****.
Not really, no, you can produce good things with bad computers.
Colours look bad, you should've gone for the blue/red contrast instead of some washed out green/red experiment.
good work now you got some bullets in your face, deus ex machina that, bitch
says your GHOST
he's shooting at you
the emperor walks out in the open as the army soldiers are positioned properly, the emperor brandishes a shotgun, an order to the army soldiers to fire is given from their lieutenant, and they shoot the emperor, this is the start of the US occupying all of tamriel and the surrounding regions, cracking down on non human races regularly, and opressing the civilian populace
it's not that dark
Yeah I'd guess, FYI I'm not into MLP, it was just a reference.
Pal, what're you on about?
lost in the black void, more like
well it looks like ***
your lighting is butt
why did you turn down the brightness so much and rape the contrast
csgo scar, iunno what variant it is
transhuman, mind you
the fact that the smoothing on it is **** isn't your pc's fault, it's valve's
yeah the second glance on it gave me the hint
but holy **** the smoothing on that model is ****
that doesn't look very heroic
he just murdered an innocent soldier
she also has faceposing and eyeposing
They're from the 33rd, actually.
I repeat, I don't do stuff to impress you, I do it to have fun.
But I enjoy doing what I do, and plus, it's not like I do stuff to impress you guys, I post it because I enjoy it, and "almost the same", is ********.
I only act like a but when the people I act like that has warranted it, and maxbun just did that.
being nice isn't what I do, but sure, I guess.
I've never intended to act like an overlord, I simple voice my opinion, something you guys apparently can't handle.
Funny, becuase I could swear the quality of your pics is a joke.
the **** storm
meltin you with plasma
I ported it
you lucky ****
at least he's not fat
most people take it as a joke
like people should
I actually did faceposing on him, it's just the camera angle that makes it look like that
I like darker images because they let me play around with lighting.
you do realize that they only came across that randomly right
i'm working on themmmmmmmmmm
"yes dmitri i am your seargeant and I'm telling you to kil that american damnit"
yeah, I made his face.
hey it's the tee
Shotgun rain, that's why
Ever played Max Payne 3?
you do realize that I was one of hte people who made them work in gmod, right?
sniper rifles are for faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggots
Blacklight: Retribution or Blacklight: Tange Down.
Did you render the super dof?
Also, you should focus on more close quarters battle focused poses, if you do stuff like this you should stitch a few images together to get a widescreen effect.
Just stating a fact here, that's what it's like for all males who have female perskins.
it's like if squiddy cut his balls off and started dressing up as a woman
You know I can do facemaps :V
yeah okay no
hey it's me
dat low res face
hl2 prop in tf2 pose, do not do that
anyway check out my lighting tutorial it might help you out
3/10 not very scary would not watch again
I mean christ
I didn't even photoshop
lol at the butthurt little bitch who's downrating me
did i rustle your jimmies?
make you butthurt?
well you're good at making yourself seem more immature by downrating.
you should do a stalker hack
happy fun times in the zone
stalker must get out
Intelligence, child, intelligence, I'm sure you don't even know the meaning of that word, but you should get some.
If you think this is neat then look at my two other tacticool poses on this page
lol do you have to be mad and a bitch all the ******* time?
get some balls and stand up instead of being a ******.
you know what that means?
probably too long a word for you though.
Old pic nig
I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?
so noire is now nick in a coat standing over a dead male_09 in a white suit
this guy is more or less a futuristic version of clint eastwood though
Nice change from good looking stuff huh :V
Sure okay, buddy.
TF2 characters and hl2 characters really don't fit with eachother, I'm sure you could've found a few tf2 desert/beach maps if you'd looked.
It's a school project, so yes.
It looks ugly, mang.
Don't use toy town blur.
Naw man, I don't have sexual fantasies over this ****.
Because she is.
that unit used to be human~
Grab materials, models and maps folders from said mod.
Put them in gmod addons folder.
~Problems solved forever
Why shouldn't I?
They look good.
facepunch my nigga
squiddy released it just now actually
nope it's bscly the original, foo
i was always human
Stock models yeah :V
yeah i know why keep (boxxy) in your name, because you belong in one, look, the model looks bad, it's born of a ****** fetish and it shouldn't exist
not @ augie
lol you all moddb people
you all love that ****** fempyro model, don't you?
you all have gasmask fetishes
poopy female pyro fetish
I'd use my fists
also i really like the posing, you should post it on the pskin thread
AR3 from one of alex vestin's packs.
I might make a higher resolution texture for it.
inb4 i assassinate you both
Your jesus aint got **** on the god of thunder, and his father, the god of gods, Odin.
Tor > Jesus.
Norse Mythology > Christianity.
You ain't immune to lightin', foo'.
While Tor doesn't give a **** about you, you can be assured tha he will not vouch for you getting into Valhalla.*
*Look, I don't give a **** what religion you have, I am atheist, just c'mon, Tor is too cool of a dude to be insulted like you insulted him.
**** you butthole nigga.
Tor is spelled like Tor in Norse Mythology, you don't know **** you unfaithful foo'.
Tor shall strike your sorry *** down nig.
TOR STRIKE DOWN LIGHTNING UPON THEE UNFAITHFULL BUTT
It's a modern PMC operator.
YOU HAVE DISHONOURED THE MIGHTY GOD, TOR, YOU WILL REMOVE THIS DIRT, OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.
you dishonor viking gods
OR YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF MJOLNIR, THE HAMMER OF THE LIGTHNING AND THUNDER GOD, TOR, THE SON OF THE GOD KING, ODIN
Contrast is poopy.
Larry's guns pack.
It now has shadows and upgraded textures.
Mostly not to retarded people who have sensitive buttholes, like you.
Angle and posing mostly.
You're getting better at lighting.
Myeah took a while to position it right.
Your best one yet.
Nick's relative was in another regiment.
He didn't serve with Bill.
Bloom is way too strong.
Yes I am bisexual.
You types cannot comprehend that not everybody is heterosexual.
Yo I want to see this **** in mass effect 3, seen.
I'm totally into that ****.
Male_04, is that you!?
Can't see ****.
What is up with the overly strong phong.
I moved the npcs.
Oh don't worry, it was simply a joke :V
I indeed enjoy it.
You didn't get it right.
Should be quite brighter.
Almost can't see anything in this.
Not really no, I wasn't trolling, I'm just annoyed by your immense stupidity.
You're having one of your stupido fits again, right?
Well, jelly doesn't mean whatever you think it means, why would I be jealous of your below usual brain activity?
Hint: it's the internet.
People talk **** here.
Funny thing is that you're gay.
You flaming homosexual.
Edit 2: And the joke apparently flew right above your head.
On another note, this model gives me some good ideas.
Send it over and I'll do some action oriented poses with it.
And then you tripped~
I'm stating a fact yo.
Yeah well if the planet is left like that you did a pretty ****** job :V
That's actually like my human edition.
No **** you didn't try to, but it's the followers you've gained that do it.
The lazer pointer is pretty terrible, but other than that it's not too bad.
Then don't make the members who suck your **** to minus rate.
All of the survivors are my favourites.
The use of them just varies, capiche?
with you in one the car windows~~
Then be exact, lol.
You got it correctly yo
And all my stuff still is better than the usual stuff~
You don't have to swear just because you're mad, lol.
Several members sucking certain member dicks.
Yes, I said it.
I don't think ruskie with outdated ak means tacticool betch but oh well.
Maybe it's just your narrow mind that can't comprehend that a weapon doesn't have to mean tacticool.
Because I never finished it.
Because it has potential.
If you get mad why not just delete my comment?
Also, Half Life 2 was never meant to be realistic, neither was Half Life. They were meant to be action game with action elements.
"Action game", you know that word?
I prefer the usual pistol animation tbh.
Also GOOGLE CHROME?
Instead of making a bunch of rushed pics, you should take your time, this one Moddb.com actually gave me a chuckle, for instance.
Even if you didn't use much time on it, it was much better than this.
Do you guys know anything at all about bloom?
This bloom is overly strong because of the apparent clones next to the troop heads.
The map is from half life 2 and the models are from some pack I can't remember atm, but I can send them over later.
son you suck at stalker
you attack bloodsuckers with a knife
that's how real men do it.
An' I got constipated, then this guy named Louis started to rage the hell out and Francis made a rape face.
That was fun.
those skins are very sexual
and i like the lighting my chile
it's just that your bloom is pretty bad
posing is p shite
He unbanned them.
Yes of course, but it's the contents that count, and he has put the blunt contents in the cigar, so deal with it.
lol mad, lucifer.
Better than your usuals tbh
he's showing off his ***
jesus your composition is terribad
no offense but read this and take it to heart.
Well then you should use 'clean' textures too, and align them properly.
You sure love that map, don't you?
The skybox doesn't look veery good and it's pretty blocky.
Could use some props too.
To make it seem more like an action game.
It is good and all, but the rigging is **** and his hands are massive.
because his model hack is just ARGH
Sunlight does not make faces glow.
And even if it is such a case it's really, and then I mean really subtle.
but why is your face glowing.
The skin which is in the download?
If it's not hexed I can try hexing it :v
I only need the respirator.
Hexed, so that it doesn't conflict with the original model.
Is it hexed.
I don't give a **** what you think :V
On another note I'm gathering gear like engineer from RA's.
out of anywhere
Posing is bad, and don't use sharpen.
~random bland red lighting~
that's a nice joke
I tend to disagree.
~~cool guys don't look at explosions~~
eyerapingly strong bloom tbh
read: tone it down a lot, it doesn't look good, also gray highlights.
It's really just a reskin of CS_office.
Left 4 Dead 2 glock.
stuff it up your *** and get powas
I don't insult, I describe.
Oh, no real response this time?
Should I get the aloe vera?
I smell a burn.
At least I have a brain and can take and administer CC~
You are the joke.
Oh I am real, you just need to get out of the rock you're hiding in.
Oh trust me I can take this to the facepunch people and you can have the grading of your work officially.
It is ****, you'll have to listen to get better, if you can't listen, and just rage at every piece of CC, you'll gain flamers and haters, and that's your own damn fault, since you don't even try to improve, your stuff is as **** as your first picture was, you haven't improved one single bit.
You are ****, and you will keep being ****, Haunted, if you do not respond properly to CC and take it into factor, which is something I doubt you will do, so go cry in the corner or something, I couldn't give much of a ****, really.
This isn't scary; it's ****.
In fact, you are **** at gmod, you don't take CC, you do things people tell you not to, and you generaly make things that are visually unpleasing.
The door is over there.
Step one: Spawn a lamp with weak orange light, step two, move the lamp in front of the ragdoll, step three, make the lamp invisible.
And it's not scary if I can't see ****.
Example one of "scary" with lighting: Moddb.com
So do you.
Again, you need lighting, it looks bad without it.
I mean the Combine Elite.
The elite looks as unnatural as unnatural gets.
And try to easy weld a prop or something to the arms and move that instead.
Pretty poorly posed. Try to make the posing more natural.
Correction; people who bend their backs unrealistically like that have broken backs.
That's the point yo.
To give a ****** up feeling.
I sometimes go for that feeling on purpose, foo'
How it bends.
He's looking at his floating friend.
Then it looks like your torso is broken.
Looks like your back is broken.
Awkward as **** back posing.
Only way would be to use another map.
Lol, mad people, all the cc I give is valid, so **** you.
The poorly cut off thing in the upper area.
Everybody can do ligthing.
Practice is the keyword, foo.
It looks worse with no lighting at all, FYI.
that is the shittiest smoke I have ever seen.
Other than that the posing isn't too bad, but the contrast is way too strong, and the rebel needs to have his chest posing fixed up.
I almost can't see anything.
Then they lack glows.
Work on your lighting.
The muzzleflashes aren't even lined up.
Shoot first, questions later.
Because he ain't doin' jack **** and he kinda looks like a ****.
How do you like them dicks?
I'm sure y'all love licking an eating them.
I'd go with 3 yo.
****** good guys are always the ones that get ****** when the heat is on.
The dude would probably shoot you in the back when you're done buying the thing anyway.
There's a separate model with those textures lol.
Spoiler: I didn't edit
Inflator model hack.
We have a childish psychologically traumed person here, kids.
I am augmented.
Because I made the facemap.
I am too chill for y'all.
Or they just looked at you and died from the pure stupidity, hmm?
but who is alive
the mob or him
and I ain't seein' no mob.
Well your choice then.
What I meant is that you'll rather want to use a model with five finger fingerposing.
Then use a model that has actual fingerposing :V
Well it's better, but it still lacks fingerposing.
Learn how to spell before talking.
Also, you were mad, your way of writing revealed that, however, when you cannot take CC, you should leave.
Or at least calm down.
Also do you think I could give less of a **** about ratings? :V
You little pretentious psychologically dickweed should stop talking to others, and look at yourself, it's quite the irony that you cannot realize that being like you are, will lead to you getting hated. And hated.
You are the prick.
You are the retard.
You are the pretentiou dickweed.
lol look who's talking, you ignorant pretentious psychologically troubled dickfuck.
You'll want to learn to look at yourself before talking to others.
It needs highlights in the lighting.
I suspect you use no lamps.
Can't see much, posing is stiff.
Muzzleflares look bad.
I'm speaking my mind dude, gotta deal with it, the internet isn't like ******* school with all the people praising you an ****, there's ******** here.
You'll have to survive somehow.
Your mad amuses me.
I doubt so.
You are the -snip-
SHOOT THE BITCH OK
That's not my fighting stance.
Yehap, shotup put it on the original rig he made for me.
haha floating mp5 on the wall
If you want his skin send a PM to him.
he looks a little constipated
no offense, but it looks pretty bad, try doing simple stuff before anything else, ffs.
A bit empty, don't you think?
could use some props
double barrel shotgun
kill justin and pet
all problems solved
I doubt that Wraith loves you, justin.
i won because badassery
your name is justin, not ken, that's your facemap, therefore he is named justin, as he is your internet persona.
except looking worse huehauehuhae
but really, that zerg thing looks ugly
ugly as in ****
derps never were funny
the angle is boring
Look at the light and dark contrasts.
monobrow shave captain justin
That's the point.
The contrast between the light and the dark.
People can't appreciate art here.
I don't like the generally sickly blue tone.
The shade should've been lighter.
god bless u
Sure, gimme a link :)
I love you.
the posing is stiff
"Fasten your seatbelts.
The composers are coming."
You wouldn't understand.
Bit of a spam, don't you think?
did you break your hand
It looks like a female.
That and the woman thighs.
I'd tap dat :V
Why does it look like you have a vagina.
"FUUUUU WEAPON WON'T FIREEEEEEEEEEEE"
Oh yes you do.
I know your type, you want me on the friendo list but you're too afraid to admit it.
Deal with it.
You're a prick, I won't add you.
Most of it was in game with creative use of lamps, brightness and contrast.
clearly jelly of my title making skills
Well at least it's not eye rape eye rape eye rape overdone contrast overdone contrast eye rape eye rape.
I'll "keep" it in mind.
lol, moddb, you're mad as ****, take a chill pill
i mean jeez
i was only stating a fact
well he's primarily a pistol user
kay, chill bro
And where else should I have put the dialogue font?
Except if I wanted it to be compact, that is :P
You'll have to send me the texture for that :3
I doubt that.
Makes the game more entertaining c:
Get yourselves separate accounts, then.
Only word that can describe sharing is "idiotic".
Talk for yourself.
To be exact, the guy in the middle looks like a ****** isolation job.
She don't do no drugs.
You'll get another punch if you try to dodge the debt.
I still want my goddamn drugs.
Think of it as a dramatic camera angle.
At least I avoided all the clipping :P
Actually not, it's only on my dropbox.
PM me if you want it.
Still too thick.
At least do a proper normal map to make it look better.
My god hand is better.
I am the original.
Well, it's better than not being able to blur at all.
best song ever too
You obviously haven't seen the reference pic.
And the others who basically just make a "people with guns cool" pic usually get godlike praise.
better than the majority of gmod videos
Try getting rid of them.
Beat the **** out of the cops break.
I don't stab people in the back.
I STAB THEM IN THE FACE
The posing is not bad, but you really ought to do lighting on your pics.
Well, apology accepted :V
I can't stop laughing, I'm sorry.
No, honestly, I can't stop laughing.
I am laughing so hard that my sides are hurting.
Your stuff, no depth, no vibrance, no fun, the posing is awkward, dat faec, the picture is skewed to such a rate that it looks flat as ****.
Don't talk about art before you know about it, grasshopper.
I thought you hated me :V
Send me a PM, then.
It's okay to make 2d like stuff, then, isn't it?
(referring to this: http://media.moddb.com/images/members/1/56/55174/Lt_A_Hellsing.png )
And before you talk about bad art direction take a look at these.
Now what do you say?
I think you might have to reinstall steam.
Sure, add me on steam.
We'll talk there.
Well then I dunno.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man, but here you go, just for you, babe.
Paint.net for the skinning.
Install the vtf plugin, only use multiply as the layer option, this one I just headhacked with the inflator tool while in game.
Edited some of the artifacts on the pic away with photoshop.
Oh you /don't/ want to know.