Game developer. Strict, yet affable, critic. Friend to the friendless. Everything you wish you were, but aren't.
Wife to her husband: Honey, we've been married for 17 years now. What would your description of me be?
Husband: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.
Wife: What does that mean ?
Husband: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Exciting, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot.
Wife: Oh, how sweet! And what about I, J and K?
Husband: "I'm Just Kidding!"
Mike: "Wow! Star Wars: Battlefront 3 is finally being produced -- not to mention, by DICE! What will they think of next?
Kent: "Battlefront 4, produced by Activision. Wanna bet?"
Yup, folks. I can't wait. And there are a lot of other things in production that I really wish would be available today!
Pirates of the Caribbean 5
Bethesda Game Studio's next game (not including the Elder Scrolls: Online)
Unreal Engine 4*
CryEngine 4* (released! as CryEngine)
*notice, they're even competing in version numbers
Pacific Rim (released)
Call of Duty: Ghosts
... and a ton of other stuff.
There's also a lot of stuff I'd rather see at the bottom of Lake Ohrid (over which I am gazing right now) than in the shops, but that's subject for another blog.
This blog will be up for another couple of days, so I'll create an extended category below for any others that come to mind. Feel free to comment, and I'll add them to the list (if I don't add them, I'll tell you why).
Tom Clancy's The Division
If someone comes up to you and tells you what time they got up this morning, then they are waiting for you to sympathize.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped ageing. (No offense, all you blondies out there!)
P.S. If you don't understand why I spell "sympathize" and "ageing" the way I do, I suggest you use Google. Better still, learn British English as a second language.
Just click my "Like,"
Or take a hike,
And get out of my face! (book)
And seeing as,
You've no pizzazz,
Stop crowding up MySpace! (crook)
Oh, by the by,
My "Friends" and I,
Don't care for such as you! (tube)
Because you are,
Just so bizarre,
And 'cos you ain't,
No movie star,
You "Follow" us,
Say "Au revoir!",
And don't know what to do! (noob)
(c) 2013 Don't-even-think-about-pirating-this Productions
The moon shone bright and gave no light,
To snow-capped, grass-green flower beds,
As a car, with lightning haste,
Slowly round a corner sped.
Seated stood a crowd of folk,
Loudly shouting silently,
While a lately roasted hare,
On the sandbanks learned to ski.
One small boy with bright blonde locks,
Whose dark brown curls concealed his head,
Sat upon an emerald box,
That someone had just painted red.
Next to him sat some old hag,
Who was barely twenty-three.
In her hand some buttered toast,
Spread with lard exclusively.