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If someone comes up to you and tells you what time they got up this morning, then they are waiting for you to sympathize.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.

Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped ageing. (No offense, all you blondies out there!)

P.S. If you don't understand why I spell "sympathize" and "ageing" the way I do, I suggest you use Google. Better still, learn British English as a second language.

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I dont understand the first and the third jokes.

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