Quagrunner

'The Almighty Wanderer of Dreams' joined Feb 23, 2013

Game developer. Strict, yet affable, critic. Friend to the friendless. Everything you wish you were, but aren't.

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Posted by Quagrunner on Jul 1st, 2013

If someone comes up to you and tells you what time they got up this morning, then they are waiting for you to sympathize.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.

Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped ageing. (No offense, all you blondies out there!)

P.S. If you don't understand why I spell "sympathize" and "ageing" the way I do, I suggest you use Google. Better still, learn British English as a second language.

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yone
yone Jul 2 2013, 12:30pm says:

I dont understand the first and the third jokes.

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