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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 26 2015, 7:02am replied:

Oh, that's already a thing Forums.relicnews.com
AFAIK, there's plans to include it in UA once campaign support is reintegrated, too.
Edit: And got teh ninjaposted by Cosmocrat because I didn't refresh. Dang it.

+6 votes   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 25 2015, 6:12am says:

Battlecry is the canonical Battlefront III for me. EA can go sit on a cactus.

+10 votes   article: March Update - Spring has come and it brings progress!
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 24 2015, 2:33am says:

Actually good for a pencil drawing, a fairly decent amount of detail and good proportions overall. My main issue with this is: proper scan of a picture >>>>> photo of a picture. But that's me and my need to optimize things as much as the situation will allow.

+5 votes   media: My sketch from yesterday
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 24 2015, 2:21am replied:

Disclaimer of sorts: I am in no way endorsing any sort of bashing or aggression towards any members, but rather intend to give you useful advice.

As I've told you before, the secret is to _not_ let something as trivial as frikin' imaginary internet points get to you, much less show it affecting you. If you simply don't give a flyin' turd about them points, whoever is getting their kicks outta systematically downvoting others (THAT qualifies as fun nowadays? Each to their own, I guess) won't have nearly as much fun(?) with you. If they find someone boring to downvote, they shouldn't even bother to in the long run.
A rather suboptimal solution as in it would take some time to actually take effect, but it's what we've got as of now.

+8 votes   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 23 2015, 5:59am says:

Been a long time since I played Generals so I most likely am mistaken, but was the China gatling turret _that_ large?
I mean these are some frikin' big guns. Not that's a bad thing, ofc. Just saying they seem a bit very large in proportion to the other buildings.

Also, it would be rude of me to not say: AMAZING job pulling this off. Very well done :)

+4 votes   media: [ Generals Evolution ] Structures Renders
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 22 2015, 8:12am says:

Automagically detaching bikini top? Anime never fails to deliver indeed.

+7 votes   media: have some anime (gif version)
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 21 2015, 8:54pm replied:

That would be Samurai Champloo. Myanimelist.net
It's from the same director and you can tell that pretty quickly.
Setting aside, they're very similar imo.

+2 votes   group: Anime Fans of modDB
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 21 2015, 2:48pm replied:

Actually no. The uninstaller is bugged, it's created by the automated installer and unfortunately doesn't work quite well when it comes to uninstalling.
To *PROPERLY* uninstall UA, you must manually delete the folders UltimateApocalypse and UltimateApocalypse_Tyranids, along with their respective .module files.

+1 vote   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 19 2015, 10:12pm replied:

While it is theoretically possible to get UA in Winter Assault, it's not worth the effort, it would mean to make most of the mod's code again from scratch. Won't happen.

+1 vote   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 19 2015, 12:31am says:

That's Murphy's Law in action.

+13 votes   media: ....
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 18 2015, 12:13am replied:

UA loads Objective Points alongside with UA itself, so if you have pink box strats and update your Objective Points, that should fix it.

+1 vote   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 17 2015, 3:09pm replied:

Install this to fix your Strategic Points and such: Mediafire.com
To prevent the IDH mod borking the strategic points/critical locations/relics, do not include its version of Objective Points when installing it.
The Objective points included with IDH is not faulty, it's just a very old version.

+3 votes   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 14 2015, 12:33am replied:

The .ucs files in \Dawn of War Soulstorm\UltimateApocalypse\Locale\German (if you edit the ones in the 'English' folder and your game is in German you'll see no changes) are basically plain text files you can edit with Notepad, no need for any specific modding tools.
If you're up for translating all of that (it's a few thousand lines xP), you're fully capable of doing it. It'll just take quite some patience.

+3 votes   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 14 2015, 12:24am replied:

Knowing Lua is very useful for DoW modding since SCaR (the stuff on which DoW win conditions and such are written) is basically Lua.
Other than that, it's mostly a matter of becoming familiar with Corsix's Mod Studio, which can be downloaded for free here: Modstudio.corsix.org
There's quite a few tutorials on how to use it (and many other DoW modding goodies) here: Forums.relicnews.com
Unfortunately I haven't quite delved into DoW modding myself, so I can't recommend you a specific tutorial from experience.

That aside, I think you should study whichever programming language is the most convenient to YOU. Don't put hobbies over your career.

+4 votes   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 12 2015, 3:03pm says:

Fairly sure I've seen it before, but that doesn't make this pic any less awesome.
The Emperor's still missing that "+- (?) Eats 1000 psykers a day" imo

+3 votes   media: Pick your bestfriend/companion
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 11 2015, 7:26pm replied:

While afaik the servers are working alright, I'm not exactly reference material for Soulstorm online multiplayer activity, but I can refer you to two Steam groups where UA players gather to play online:
Steamcommunity.com
Steamcommunity.com
I'll leave it up to you to decide.

Also, Steam Soulstorm doesn't necessarily have to replace your 1.20 Soulstorm. Unless I'm mistaken, only one of them will be multiplayer-enabled (that being, more than just Sisters and DE unlocked) at the same time, but you should be able to toggle between which of your Soulstorms has all races enabled with a small registry edit. Effectively preserving the usefulness of both.
There's also a few other, more advanced trickery, such as a way to automatically keep the mods and similar between both of your Soulstorms in perfect sync. But first message me if you're interested. Already sent you PM :)

+2 votes   member: HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 11 2015, 9:44am replied:

He didn't make new race mods (afaik), he's adapting existing race mods to UA. Which is still awesome.

+5 votes   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 9 2015, 5:12pm says:

I'm in the competition

+5 votes   article: Big game competition for the Anime Fans
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 3 2015, 9:23am says:

*plays music* Youtube.com

+8 votes   media: Isaac
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 2 2015, 8:06pm replied:

Try following this video guide Youtube.com

+1 vote   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 1 2015, 6:13pm replied:

Try this video: Youtube.com
Made it specifically for this kinda situation.

+1 vote   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 28 2015, 6:16pm replied:

I'm hoping for proper modding support. Just that.
Though well tuned performance (so it doesn't lose LOTSA frames when rendering many units and/or fx) would be a really nice plus.

+4 votes   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 28 2015, 6:11pm replied:

Thanks for the useful information and help, much appreciated :)

+3 votes   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 28 2015, 3:55pm replied:

I'm not the one deleting the recent comments in Russian/Cyrillic. Seriously.
The last thing I want is having to deal with angry peeps for no actual reason.
On a related note: If you're going to post in Russian, use Cyrillic. It's much easier to pass through Google Translate.

+5 votes   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 28 2015, 3:49pm says:

No, it was deleted because from the little I could translate, you were being too rude.

Cyrillic is actually much easier to translate than whatever your other comment is. If you will not post in English, at least post in Cyrillic.

+1 vote   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 28 2015, 2:03pm says:

ANNOUNCEMENT:
Please post in English. Or if you're posting in another language, at least do it in a way it gets through Google Translate.
If we don't know what your requests are about, we can't possibly do anything about them.
Help us bring you more awesome content.

+5 votes   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 26 2015, 8:11am says:

Is it me or the pilot on that carrier craft is relatively quite big? Not to mention the frontal gun that makes a Vulcan Mega Bolter look like small dakka.

Amazing picture nevertheless.

+5 votes   media: Feb26th
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 23 2015, 10:15am replied:

Now I'm confused as to why there was blue AND green-glowing plasma weapons in that trailer then.

Also that's one bawse picture.

+2 votes   group: Warhammer 40K Fan Group
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 23 2015, 5:16am says:

Dang, poor harlequins. Knowing the Imperial Guard, that place they're at is getting mortared to bits any moment now.

+10 votes   media: Feb23rd
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 23 2015, 5:09am says:

Slaaneshi aristocracy? This is a new one.

+5 votes   media: Feb23rd
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 19 2015, 1:43am replied:

Now I'm confused. I only had Sega until the Gamecube, but I certainly recall playing Megaman.
Ahh, the good old times when we were MUCH more skilled at 16-bit games than we are now. When I picked up a Genesis emulator on the PC I could barely beat Green Hill in Sonic the Hedgehog, how did my young self beat these games so effortlessly back then?
There's one game I distinctively recall me being unable to beat back then though:
The Revenge of Shinobi.
And the Megaman games ofc, but I wasn't going for full completion with these, I only did the levels I knew weren't going to obliterate me xP

+2 votes   media: Mega Man X5
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 16 2015, 1:41pm says:

There are times in life, when after analyzing the situation, asking others for an outsider's point of view, and thoroughly revising the possibilities, you just ask yourself...
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

+4 votes   media: ...
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 10 2015, 6:27pm says:

"It's hard to find good images of this character... Or at least using Google Images."
Duckduckgo.com
Alternative, filter bubble-free search engine. It also has image search...

+1 vote   media: BlazBlue Taokaka
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 29 2015, 4:16am says:

That youtube is exactly what I needed to annoy my neighbors by laughing loudly at 5AM

+4 votes   media: NekoPara
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 20 2015, 8:57pm says:

I click dragged to get to this comments section.
I do normally use the scroll wheel of course

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 8 2015, 11:54am says:

Then... name the file extension .jif to begin with?
Can't realistically expect to succeed on getting people to pronounce it like that otherwise.

+3 votes   media: Tumblr
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 24 2014, 12:46pm says:

There's one complication with that plan I didn't think of: Them timezones >:I
Maybe "simply" set it up synced to the Windows clock?

+2 votes   media: Merry Christmas everyone!
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 20 2014, 1:33pm says:

...How? As in how a tank (or a good chunk of one) gets flipped sideways like this?
Genuinely curious question.

+3 votes   media: more tanks
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 12 2014, 11:55pm says:

Yup. Because the cost of raising a kid = a pair of headphones.
The lack of perspective some people have is terrifying D:

+5 votes   media: O.o
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 26 2014, 10:12pm replied:

I didn't think it made much sense either, since a huge space fortress impacting the planet surface at high enough speed would resemble more a large meteor impact or maybe a comet, but... production value is outstanding, so why not post it?

+1 vote   media: Aldnoah.Zero - Landing Castle
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 21 2014, 8:05am replied:

I'm not really familiar with how the AMD Catalyst UI layout may be for the 5730M, but on about every modern graphics card software, there really should be a "3D settings" (or similar) page/tab where you can configure application specific profiles for games/3D apps.
MAYBE, fiddling with a custom profile for Far Cry 4 fixes your problem.

+2 votes   media: My Far Cry 4 problem
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 20 2014, 4:52pm says:

Looks way worse on the full picture view D:
Not sure how to help you though. What are your system specs? If you've got a laptop, post the brand & model.
Off the bat, I say try fiddling with your graphics card control panel settings for FC4 and antialiasing. You can access the gpu control panel by right clicking on your desktop, it should be among the options in there.
Since this is a shiny new game, a gpu driver update should be beneficial as well.

+3 votes   media: My Far Cry 4 problem
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 12 2014, 1:54pm replied:

Ehh, I'll kinda disagree on the Space Marines thing.
While true, the Chaos followers in the 40k lore share quite a few similarities with satanists, Space Marines fight a primarily physical battle. No true Christian will be gunning down heretics, that's not how we roll xP
Also them Space Marines will do *anything* commanded to them in the name of their emperor, regardless of how wrong it might be. And they're (arguably) the good guys! Part of what makes the 40k universe the most grimdark of them all.

Also, gotta love how so many atheists systematically bash and discriminate anyone that isn't also an atheist/non-believer under the argument of "freedom of thought". The irony of the lack of thought put into their actions never ceases to amaze me.

+1 vote   media: Anti-theist atheists
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 10 2014, 3:02pm says:

Nah, that's not how you troll people with OCD, that'll get fixed right away. You gotta skew the sign just a tiny little bit.

+9 votes   media: have some humor
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 10 2014, 10:57am replied:

Kodomo no Jikan.
Triggering controversy, arguments, awkward situations and rants since 2005.

+3 votes   media: Cute Girls
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 9 2014, 5:08pm says:

I can't identify this titan variant/pattern, someone mind telling me?
Kind of looks "artist-invented" though, armor looks too compact and solid (as in: lacks obvious weak points) compared with the imperial titans I know.

+4 votes   media: Might of the Imperium
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 7 2014, 1:56pm says:

So I finally got around not being lazy and watching your tutorial, and thought I might as well give you some feedback:
First off, you may not realize this, but this is *awesome*, and unprecedented afaik. I don't know of any other DoW modding tutorials that require pretty much 0 previous modding knowledge.
There's only a few things I'd improve:
- Include a download link for Corsix's Mod Studio on the description/similar.
- It's mostly a whim of mine, but... get OBS? It's an open source streaming/recording app, and the most efficient one I've ever seen in about every aspect. Configuring it can be kinda tricky due to all the advanced options in it, but it's by far the most efficient alternative I'm aware of.
- Related to the previous point, the cursor in this video is invisible, that'd need a fix.
- If not an issue for you and you intend to make many of these videos, a better mic would help, the one you used here caught misc background noise, but this is mostly me being nitpicky.

Great work, and looking forward to next the one!

+2 votes   article: Corsix's Mod Studio Tutorial 1 by GreenScorpion
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 29 2014, 12:40pm replied:

Fairly sure this is (at least) the third time it's uploaded.
wut da zog b goin' in 'ere?

+2 votes   media: DOW Soulstorm: Farseer
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 28 2014, 9:17am replied:

Because it doesn't aim to be funny, it aims to be one of these "that'd be pretty damn useful"/"why aren't we funding this?" things.

+13 votes   media: Smile{dot}
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 12 2014, 7:29am replied:

The explosion is from Aldnoah.Zero though.

+4 votes   media: have some anime (gif version)
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 9 2014, 10:27am says:

Tuxedo armor... that is new.

Waitaminute. new idea = individual thought = heresy
CALL THE INQUISITION!

+3 votes   media: Judgement Day has arrived Xeno! Any last words????
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 4 2014, 7:04am replied:

OK, seems like there was some issues with testing, I'd place my money on a mixup with attrib requirements for 1.74 and 1.73 and whatnot.
Since Cylarne isn't online atm (you can blame the fact he has a life for that), I'll be working on a fix.
At least things go catastrophically bad, I should get the 1.73.5 patch functional within a couple hours.

+3 votes   download: Ultimate Apocalypse 1.73.5 (OUTDATED!)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 21 2014, 10:13pm replied:

This is just screenies that weren't posted before in UA's images section, and the Sisters screenshot from this pack was posted there already so...

+2 votes   media: UA screenshots
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 21 2014, 2:31pm says:

This is a gem. Not every day you get to see Christianity apologetics in 4chan. I'm saving this picture.

+3 votes   media: Christianity and history
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 8 2014, 8:43pm says:

I'm having a difficult time figuring out why this is funny, but then again I'm not one for hating.
Once you realize hatred on itself accomplishes pretty much nothing except lowering your quality of life, it seems kinda pointless.

+8 votes   media: Smile{dot}
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 4 2014, 12:48am says:

In all seriousness, I don't get the purpose of spambots such as this. What is to be gained? When you accept the video call it just plays a rickroll? That would kind of make sense. Except that still doesn't give any material gain to whoever is behind the spambot. Would be a fitting reward for those unable to figure out such an obvious trap though.

+7 votes   media: Me: 1 Spambot: 0
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Aug 27 2014, 11:05am says:

As someone who really likes everything that is 40k Imperial tech, excuse me while I nerdgasm for a while.

+3 votes   media: Aug27th
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Aug 26 2014, 12:43pm replied:

Also known as The Necron Croissant.

...sorry, couldn't resist. I know that joke's old and all

+3 votes   media: Necrons
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Aug 19 2014, 9:06pm replied:

Guaranteed signal strength, your neighbors can't freeload on it, reliable, and never presents technical issues. Ethernet forever!

+2 votes   media: have some humor
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Aug 16 2014, 6:44pm says:

Are the white-ish orbs plasma bolts? If so, they're way too rapid firing to be plasma, at least if we're keeping it lore friendly to plasma weaponry's well known habit of overheating.

That aside: How many Baneblades I have to offer to the Mechanicum to get this on my regiment again? It's AWESOME.

+3 votes   media: IG Defensive bunker concept
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Aug 10 2014, 12:26pm says:

Cool but... what game are these from? You can't just assume everyone will know xP

+1 vote   media: Goliath
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 26 2014, 9:17am says:

Are these... REALLY huge gibz? :O
Khorne... would approve, if you had more skulls in there.

+2 votes   media: Just some screenshots
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 5 2014, 10:28am says:

No 1440p, 1/10
Seriously though, nice! Gotta love World in Conflict, even though I can barely play it xP
For those unaware, this game came out in 2007, and I have yet to see a better-looking RTS that also has a pretty much limitless view range. Now THAT is taking graphic quality seriously.

+3 votes   media: M1A2 & T-90 WiC Tanks Wallpapers!
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 27 2014, 4:29pm says:

Oh wow. Epic art, lots of detail, HUGE resolution... I wholeheartedly endorse this image post. Good find.

+4 votes   media: Monsters & Sorcerors
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 27 2014, 1:59pm replied:

Nothing a retexture can't handle. Now to find someone who's able to edit unit textures and not just up to 128x128px icons. That discards me then xP

+3 votes   media: Female Imperial Officer
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 20 2014, 11:29pm replied:

BLOOOOOOD! Youtube.com

+2 votes   media: Smile..(No Country Balls)
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 18 2014, 9:58am says:

The iroony is strong on thiis one.

+10 votes   media: names
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 14 2014, 9:31am says:

Now, not to be a Negative Nancy, but... given the fact most of these worlds will get you killed if you aren't fully suited in plot armor... do I HAVE to choose one?

That aside, alchemy sounds cool. I mean, insta-crafting!
(granted you can get good enough at it)

+8 votes   media: Which world would you live in and why?
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 10 2014, 10:04am says:

Well this is odd. Since I'm weird and I don't use the Flash plugin except when strictly and absolutely required, I went to the page source and grabbed the .mp4 file directly, which works A-OK.
But for testing sake, I played the video with the ModDB flash player too. Indeed it doesn't show the whole picture, just the tiny square mentioned in the description. Audio's fine though.

P.S.: .mp4 file from the page source :) Cdn.dbolical.com

+2 votes   media: Catalina Fly-By
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 10 2014, 9:52am replied:

More like dey waijelly because they don't get either of these.

I'm not saying "piracy is good", but... complaining about mods?! I mean actual mods that add actual content, not "just" Cheat Engine stuff. That's merely "I can't has so you shouldn't!" thinking.

On a related note, piracy isn't a PC exclusive either. Pirated console gaming is also a thing. For example, "flashed" (pirated game-compatible) consoles are actually the majority where I live, since here 6 legit games actually cost MORE than the system itself. Kinda defeating the purpose of consoles being cheap.

+5 votes   media: GTA V is...
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 10 2014, 9:06am says:

Wait, there was actually a petition to not take GTA V to PC?
Bwahahahaha! Oh man, them console peasants and their ideas, so hilarious xD
Do they even know on what platform ALL games (that includes console exclusives) are developed? Hint: It has fully modular, customizable and upgradable hardware.

+8 votes   media: GTA V is...
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 9 2014, 2:32pm replied:

He just quoted the description, which is err... quite open to interpretation :P

On a (somewhat) related note: Nice to see you frequently posting stuff again :)

+4 votes   media: Sakura's Hair Ribbons :D
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 9 2014, 6:54am replied:

to hit them

+4 votes   media: Jun9th
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 8 2014, 2:46pm says:

It's Kill Bursta, you skipped a 'r--*orkySTOMP*
DATZ SUM PROPPA PAINTZ! YELLOW IZ SHOOTIEZT! WAAAAAAGH!

+3 votes   media: Kill Busta teamcolored
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 6 2014, 4:23pm replied:

Just because there appears to be a lot of confusion around this subject: You do not need to install the Yandex client to get TWM from GrOrc's link. In fact, do NOT install the Yandex client, so many people saying it causes havoc on their systems can't be a good thing.
Again, you ONLY need a Yandex *account* to download, nothing else.

+1 vote   media: So I'm trying to get Titanium Wars, and...
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 5 2014, 9:35am says:

*obligatory sanic speed comment*
This guy gets it done proper though.

+1 vote   media: GIF storm...it appears to be clearing up.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 5 2014, 8:55am replied:

After reading your comment (but before the gif was over), I sure did.

+2 votes   media: GIF storm.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 5 2014, 8:48am replied:

Still, that's a brave-*** dog.

+4 votes   media: GIF storm.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 4 2014, 12:21am replied:

I intended to post this as a guest to have some laughs while on it, but ModDB hates fun, so zog it.
Direct download, password-less TWM for Soulstorm 1.00.14 Mega.co.nz
@ everyone: There's no paywall. Watch: Mediafire.com
You just need to find the link within the forum post in Warforge (it's there, you can see it in the video) and get a Yandex account to download it.
Why am I bothering to re-upload TWM without password?
Because people could be deceived into thinking there was no way for non-Russian speakers to obtain the mod without paying.
Why is that bad? Because the Titanium Wars mod *is NOT 100% GrOrc's work*. No matter how he tries to put it, the Tyranid mod assets? He didn't make 'em. The simply fantastic Witch Hunters mod models & textures? He didn't make 'em either. Heck and how to forget about the PoK/FoK mod assets? These and many, MANY more.
So if you're going to donate to a mod, let it be to show your actual appreciation to what makes that mod unique, not to gain access to the contents MANY *other* mods brought to the game.

And if anyone feels like whining over me posting an easier to access link to something that's free to get anyways, remember GrOrc's own words: "In my humble opinion all 3D assets of DoW Community must be in public domain now [...] TWM is absolutely free uncommercial DoW-modding-project".

Also, Tyranid mod reference link for great justice: Moddb.com

+5 votes   media: So I'm trying to get Titanium Wars, and...
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 3 2014, 9:18pm says:

The urban planning is of stronk on this one.

+7 votes   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 3 2014, 9:15pm says:

Tinfoil Hats: Evolution?

+3 votes   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 1 2014, 9:32pm says:

Many non-vehicular enemies around? Lots and lots of spare heavy bolter ammo? Missing the good old sound of thousands of rounds fired per minute?
We have a solution, and we call it Twin Linked Punisher Gatling Cannon turret!

+2 votes   media: New IG vanilla turret upgrades
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 1 2014, 9:22pm says:

I'm not a hardcore science nerd (and I sure am way too lazy to do the quick research right now just to make a reply), but iirc it was related to the electron fields on atoms. Relatively simple stuff, actually.
I will however call technosorcery on something that can create magnetic-like fields without murdering most electronic devices caught in the way.

+2 votes   media: Laugh or Smile or both.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 30 2014, 11:29am replied:

Aw crap, downvoted you by accident, dang it. I've got 2 cats and I know what you said to be true.

+1 vote   media: The Face Of Total And Utter Defeat
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 27 2014, 7:47pm says:

*Mandatory "still better than Twilight" comment*

On a serious note, what in Khorne's name is happening on this picture? Did this guy smash a bottle of wine against his face?

+8 votes   media: Laugh.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 27 2014, 7:46pm says:

Juggling bayoneted rifles! What could possibly go wrong?

+8 votes   media: Laugh.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 27 2014, 4:33pm says:

*starting* to eat healthy, exercise, and becoming a better person is the easy part.
Keep doing it on the other hand...

+4 votes   media: have some humor
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 25 2014, 12:02pm says:

I think that maybe, just maybe, I might be missing a bit of context on this picture.
But my Web Search-fu is of stronk and I found sauce! I think. Myanimelist.net

+2 votes   media: Morgiana
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 24 2014, 7:16am replied:

You forgot downvoters/people expecting imaginary internet points to achieve something.
Though thinking about it, that's likely covered by "idiots".

+6 votes   media: How it works
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 22 2014, 11:38am says:

"Apply Power Maul directly to forehead of rioters."
-Peacekeeping 101, Arbitrators' Handheld Manual

+3 votes   media: Daily Art
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 21 2014, 5:47pm replied:

At risk of making a "serious", non-humor-group-like comment:
Because people in North Korea have been heavily indoctrinated into, in a nutshell: "murica is the incarnation of evil and it should burn in a pit of acid".
As a result, were anyone from the USA to set North Korea free from its current situation, its people would more than most likely still hate the USA, remembering the intervention as something forceful and unwanted.
"How is this possible? Why people would react like that?" You may ask. You likely haven't observed the fearsome effects an extreme lack of education, very poor living conditions, and limited/filtered access to information can have over the masses' mindset.

Again, sorry for the serious post and whatnot. As usual, I do NOT intend to start a discussion/flamewar/fight/anything similar.

+10 votes   media: have some humor
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 20 2014, 8:27am says:

Sauce on this badass image set Jonsullivanart.blogspot.com (slightly bigger pictures)

+4 votes   media: The Emperor's Scythes
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 17 2014, 12:12pm says:

He looks happy alright.

+2 votes   media: May 17th
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 13 2014, 9:09pm says:

This looks more like Warhammer Fantasy to me. Not that that makes it less awesome.

+6 votes   media: Warhammer 40K uploads
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 12 2014, 8:24am says:

No wonder why the Death Note gave up. Dealing with an user that didn't just try killing Chuck Norris, but also wrote his name in Comic Sans? I'd rather be dead too.

+7 votes   media: the only name that can beat death note
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 9 2014, 9:26am says:

Hey, no need to apologize, rl is well known for being rude and hurling unpleasant tasks at people without their consent.
We (people who follow you on ModDB) like you for who you are, not just because you post cool stuff :)

Also: *hug*

+7 votes   media: I need a hug.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 4 2014, 10:08pm replied:

Regardless of how old it is, a computer should never take 10 minutes to boot D:
I have an laptop at home since 2007 that went through a LOT. It's missing its battery, it fell from a desk once (and got a noticeable dent), it has some weird assembly issue where the BIOS is reset when you close the lid, cpu is at over 50ºC on idle state, but even that poor old comp boots in less than a minute. It's a matter of optimization and maintenance.
I would open it up and clean it (so at least it doesn't overheat as much) but I lack the knowledge to efficiently disassemble and reassemble a notebook, or the courage/foolishness to try anyways.

+1 vote   media: Have some fun
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 1 2014, 12:02pm says:

Disclaimer: I'm aware this is more of a "serious" post, but I do NOT intend to start a discussion here. If you disagree with me and want me to disappear or something, simply downvote this comment or send me a PM. Let's keep this clean and civil.

Exactly the kind of thing that irks me about society nowadays.
People are all about their beloved "freedom of speech", but should you have an opinion that differs from the average, suddenly you're wrong, a Nazi, and all sorts of evil.
Similarly, people seem to be unable to distinguish between "I don't approve of X lifestyle and I would prefer to not have its ideals rubbed on my face" and "people living X lifestyle should be burnt alive".

So what if someone is doing something I don't approve of? Let them do what the zog they want! The only condition I have is they don't push their matters into my personal space.
/rant

+23 votes   media: SIEG HEIL WHITE NIGGAS!
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 30 2014, 2:34pm says:

Makes sense, *and* looks better imo.

If I can get nitpicky, that sword looks a bit commissar-ish for a Chaos cultist if you ask me, but that's about it.

+2 votes   media: Renegade medic decayed?
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 30 2014, 10:40am replied:

Was going to link to SERIOUSLY badass 40k art Sakura posted a while ago and say "I think yeah", but it's nowhere to be found :,C

I have a sad now.

+4 votes   media: Random Sketch Dump
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 25 2014, 5:58pm says:

Army badge still not l33t enough. 2/10. xD

But in all seriousness, great job on these, I don't nearly enough patience to edit textures, and these aren't just any textures, these are from the Witch Hunters mod. Just not messing them up must be a challenge. You have (more of) my respect.

+2 votes   media: Final texture
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 24 2014, 4:23pm says:

No l33t high quality army badge. 1/10.

Seriously though, nice! On a silly joke that eventually will be done anyways, with colors so bright, I'm guessing that's a Radical Inquisitor, eh?

+1 vote   media: Out of pure boredom...
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 24 2014, 4:08pm replied:

I'm gonna put this here where it can be seen:
Repeat the same process done on the game executable with rsss.dll (located in the Soulstorm directory). This one can also run out of memory and cause crashes.

+1 vote   article: Increase Soulstorm RAM handle limit, only for 64x OS
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 24 2014, 7:10am says:

Actually thought of these exact two characters when I saw the update name.

Worth noting how very, very, VERY different the context and setting from these two is though.

+3 votes   media: Takao or Takao?
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 21 2014, 5:29pm says:

Potassium! Potassium! Potassium! Potassium!

+39 votes   media: Dump
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 20 2014, 3:06pm replied:

Looks to me like Kagami Yagami from Sasami-san@Ganbaranai. I might be mistaken though.

(edit) Also lol@browser-making-a-mailto-link-from-anything with @ in it.

+4 votes   media: Unlucky
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 14 2014, 8:52am says:

Who could forget this scene.
Every law of physics: "What the... boobs and bullets don't work like that!"
High School of the Dead: "FANSERVICE - ON / EVERYTHING ELSE - OFF"

+4 votes   media: High-school of the Dead - wallpaper... uh... ha-ha
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 12 2014, 1:37pm says:

You know what the best part is? They're radio controlled-- I mean have Machine Spirits Youtube.com

+4 votes   media: more Lego 40k
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 11 2014, 5:25pm replied:

"thinking" and "yolo" do not coexist, let's consider that as well.

+4 votes   media: yolo explained
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 10 2014, 4:12pm says:

For all those people who just don't know what to do with 3000 dollars they've got to spare.

+4 votes   media: GTX Titan Z
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 8 2014, 1:45pm says:

"Yeah I'm gonna get signal to where you are, but just for a while. Then I'm gonna have a weak-*** signal and not reach that same spot you haven't moved from."
Call me crazy, but I'm sticking with my 20 meter Ethernet cable.

+5 votes   media: have some humor
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 7 2014, 2:08pm replied:

Yeah! Let's stir up a flame war! Everybody loves flame wars.
inb4 comment deleted by moderator with sarcasm detector off

+5 votes   media: Sakura Haruno – Naruto
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 6 2014, 3:11pm says:

sneaky wagon trapz are fer grotz! we orkz makez da biggezt tank stoppa spikez!

Seriously now, could it be possible to reduce the poly count on the ork tank traps? Since they're going to be smaller it'd be kind of a waste of the few precious poly the engine can render at the same time before dipping into the 10fps range.

+2 votes   media: SM and ork tank traps with building animations
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 6 2014, 1:29pm says:

This one I really like. Again, in my nitpickyness, make the chaos summon circle a tad smaller maybe? (I kept suggesting the same thing xD)
Otherwise this is perfect imo.

+2 votes   media: Tank traps for chaos with building animations
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 4 2014, 6:26pm says:

This one has to be on purpose. There's actual people putting everything in place on newspapers.

+10 votes   media: Unfortunate Ad Placements
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 4 2014, 5:36pm says:

Actually looks really nice. Why hasn't any mod (afaik) done this?
Worth noting I play little mods aside UA xP

+3 votes   media: Feeling a bit nostalgic...
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 4 2014, 5:34pm says:

I dunno tbh. That (relatively) huge building mechanism for a single tank trap that could fit in a 25% of it feels kind of excessive.
If it wasn't for the (allied) AI putting tank traps in the most awkward of locations I'd suggest making tank traps bigger to fit this building animation, like a bundle of three or something similar.
But that would also make an unnecessary issue while defending tight spots with an AI ally bigger as well...

+3 votes   media: Tank traps with IG building animations
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 4 2014, 4:45am replied:

Not if my web search-fu can help it. Johnrmullaney.deviantart.com

+5 votes   media: Have some 40k
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 2 2014, 1:31pm replied:

A reverse image search points here Thevampiredio.deviantart.com but the rest of his DeviantArt gallery isn't up to par with this picture, so I'm not sure.

+2 votes   media: April 2nd
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 2 2014, 1:17pm says:

Mmmhhh... I dunno... These guys have way too little bionics to be Iron Hands.

+1 vote   media: April 2nd
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 1 2014, 10:11am says:

Oh man, GW actually posted this? Nice.
Actually looking forward to what Google has up their sleeve. Not sure how they'll top Google Nose, or Youtube's "best video contest".

+4 votes   media: April 1st
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 31 2014, 10:45pm replied:

Filesmelt mirror!: Filesmelt.com
Setting up torrent download.

+1 vote   download: Ultimate Apocalypse Full Version (1.73)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 31 2014, 9:50pm replied:

I... don't understand the question. If you mean when will ModDB start serving downloads for the file here, I have no idea, it depends purely on ModDB's logistics.
Also slight update, there will be no Gamefront mirror, "File is too big". Yay Gamefront not mentioning A thing about file size limit on their FAQ.
Currently uploading to Filesmelt.

+1 vote   download: Ultimate Apocalypse Full Version (1.73)
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 31 2014, 9:42pm replied:

I'll post this here then.
For anyone having trouble with the download: Here's a mirror. I haven't confirmed if the file is A-OK, so just in case here's the MD5 hash for the installer: E9E8293BE81D931B709581B7DA264D04
Download link: Mega.co.nz

+4 votes   download: Ultimate Apocalypse Full Version (1.73)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 31 2014, 6:51pm says:

It might be the (almost) 40th millennium, but I'm fairly sure this isn't Warhammer 40k.

+1 vote   media: Cities of the year 39999
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 30 2014, 9:05am replied:

Not to err... "advertise" an different search engine, but Duckduckgo.com doesn't track you or filter search results. Hadn't used Google for web searches in quite a while.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 29 2014, 3:23pm says:

BECAUSE COMIC SANS, THAT'S WHY
Seriously now: Anime is a wonderful, fantastic world, where EVERYTHING is cute girls. Not saying that is a problem of course.

+11 votes   media: oh japan you so silly.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 27 2014, 9:14am says:

I like it. A dude with a big army flag is too Imperial-ey for Chaos (MAYBE Word Bearers if you replaced the flag with something else though. There's an idea). A banner however is fitting for most if not all factions.

+3 votes   media: Renegade Champion with army banner
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 25 2014, 6:01am replied:

Then you ask why you get downvoted.
Have you even read your comment? Least 40k-ish thing I've seen this month D:

+3 votes   media: Pretty Marines! ^^
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 24 2014, 1:58pm replied:

The Obsessive-Compulsive Disorders sign is slightly offset.

+13 votes   media: Dumping these here.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 24 2014, 12:56pm says:

Modular components. Yet another reason PC is the Master Race.

+7 votes   media: Halloween PC
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 20 2014, 11:47am says:

Natural selection is still at it I see.

Thinking about it... who's in favor of freely distributing some paintball guns here and there? In a few years we might have a slightly better mankind.

+7 votes   media: Have some Humor gifs
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 19 2014, 10:57am replied:

I dunno man, freakin' volkites are (were, mostly. damn rare in 40k) scary powerful imo.
Literally too much for the Imperium's manufacturing capability to handle, and considering how they spew planets' weight in bolter ammo, that's saying something.

+1 vote   media: Traitors
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 18 2014, 5:49pm says:

For the Emperor's sake, do NOT open the window!
I know about Gellar fields though

+8 votes   media: Warp Travel
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 18 2014, 8:00am replied:

The point being North Korea is the epitome of oppressive dictatorship, thus I can't imagine many people wanting to go there, making a hotel borderline useless.

+8 votes   media: Motivation
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 15 2014, 11:57pm replied:

Wasn't BMW British? My car manufacturer knowledge's a bit rusty though, I could be wrong.

+2 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 15 2014, 7:12pm says:

Now THIS is something the orks were missing. Off the bat, I'd suggest making some changes to the tunnel building, so it's visually different to the Pile o gunz!, ideally resembling a tunnel of some kind.
About functionality, if you have played C&C Generals, I just have to point to the GLA's tunnel network. They even had an equivalent to ork diggaz (spawn a tunnel network entry point in any visible point of the map).

+2 votes   media: Ork Tunnels Concept
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 14 2014, 5:09pm says:

152mm cannon on a light tank. Gotta love when the "use more gun" solution is put to practice.

+5 votes   media: M551 Sheridan light tank
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 12 2014, 9:00am replied:

Upvoted your comment, started watching my own video because why not, then 2 minutes in I realized what you meant.
I guess that makes two of us xP

+3 votes   media: Lazy video about galaxies and stuff
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 11 2014, 9:47pm says:

As a techie... I am not of surprised.
Yuo are of defensless without uor knowledge! Computer nerds stronk!

+19 votes   media: have some humor
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 10 2014, 7:18pm says:

For some reason this isn't on the Aircraft Lovers group yet.

+8 votes   media: stuff
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 10 2014, 7:13pm says: +13 votes   media: stuff
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 9 2014, 8:04pm says:

This is someone QUITE ignorant on the matter asking, but since this model has very similar proportions to the space marine you've already have animated, wouldn't it be possible to at least partially "port" its animations to this one?
That should shave off a significant portion of the animation work.

+2 votes   media: Veteran sergeant in MKIV armour
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 8 2014, 3:43pm says:

Lord Doofus said my images section needs love, so I posted a video.

+2 votes   media: animu can into epic gothic buildings
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 7 2014, 8:21pm replied:

You'd see awesome LEGO tank pics from me if I had a chance to buy them bricks at a non-wallet shattering price on the last 13 years.
Or in other words, all my LEGO are at least 13 years old because I can't afford newer sets (and 3rd world economy, mostly).

+2 votes   media: 1/35th scale Lego Mammoth Tank T-66
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 6 2014, 6:05am says:

I must repent, I lol'd at this.

On a different note, USA and Canada sure are underestimating Australia's infamous wildlife *and* unforgiving weather.

+5 votes   media: Countryball
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 6 2014, 5:50am says:

Possibly the clearest, highest resolution picture of a conversion beamer I've seen, nice.

+2 votes   media: Myrmidon Destructors
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 3 2014, 6:25pm says:

Kirov Zeppelins lol

+11 votes   media: This could pass as a legit Fox News report....
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 3 2014, 5:33am says:

Flesh is weak!

+1 vote   media: Iron Hands
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 1 2014, 7:50am replied:

.png format and transparency, some viewers load the transparent areas as black.

+5 votes   media: stuff
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 27 2014, 12:52pm says:

Dessssspicable duck.

+5 votes   media: Ducking with people
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 27 2014, 12:43pm says:

Zee?! DATZ wat da warboss wantz wen he sez "posh food squigz"!

On a less orky note: Wow, when I though the excuse for an omelet I'm having for food atm couldn't look much more simple.

+3 votes   media: Bday meal :3
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 27 2014, 12:29pm says:

The face on that eldar. Can't take it seriously.

+7 votes   media: Feb 27th (with some pretty cool stuff)
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 25 2014, 11:55pm says:

It means Flash buffering is crap, go HTML5!

Seriously. My connection allows for 4MB/s download speed and I have a high end computer, yet youtube STILL couldn't buffer a 360p video properly. Used Greasemonkey extension to replace Youtube's Flash with HTML5 and suddenly, never wait for 720p video to buffer.
What did I lose? Annotations (won't miss them) and captions (someone actually uses that besides to lol at Youtube transcripts failing?).

+4 votes   media: Stuff
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 24 2014, 8:38am says:

Oh ACME is awesome alright, everything that company makes explodes at some moment, it just doesn't have the grimdark feel everything in 40k does xP

+3 votes   media: Kroot Heavy Warrior version 2
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 23 2014, 7:24pm says:

You... might wanna rework their weapons. Right now they I can't help but to think of this Th02.deviantart.net Specifically the ACME mallet (no offense intended at all, just was too funny to not link xD)

+4 votes   media: Kroot Heavy Melee variation (check description)
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 23 2014, 9:17am says:

>> relax
*massively powerful sword in hand*
Yup, just chillin' here.

+5 votes   media: Even she takes time to relax.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 21 2014, 8:43pm says:

Experts agree

+7 votes   media: What Passes for News These Days
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 19 2014, 9:01am says:

Stairs are not working, please use the elevator.

+9 votes   media: Engineering mistakes
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 19 2014, 8:59am says:

Windows Я Us

+3 votes   media: Engineering mistakes
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 19 2014, 8:56am says:

...HOW?

+5 votes   media: Engineering mistakes
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 19 2014, 8:32am says:

I... don't hate casual gamers. Mostly because hardcore gamers tend to put everyone and everything that's not hardcore into a big huge "casual" bag.

What about people like me then? People who actually play videogames FOR FUN, yet not in "Easy"(because it's too easy xP) nor "You are already dead"(or whichever is the maximum setting). Yeah, I choose "Normal" difficulty, because I'm a freak like that.

+3 votes   media: Flappy Bird parody
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 18 2014, 10:02am says:

Very screencap. Such 4:3. So jpg. Wow.
not hatin' on the upload or anything, just saying what I thought xP

+5 votes   media: Ryuk & Rem & Light - Death Note
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 18 2014, 5:45am says: +1 vote   media: Feb18th
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 18 2014, 5:38am says:

>> Compression really destroyed both images.
Because gif isn't good at detailed color depth? High quality jpg (NOT the typical 80% crappy default-no-you-cannot-change-it setting many programs have) would work perfectly fine with this pic.

+3 votes   media: New Wonder Momo biting on Birdy's threads
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 17 2014, 4:14pm replied:

You do realize you just put "reasonable" and "Chaos" in the same sentence?

+2 votes   media: Feb17th
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 17 2014, 12:35pm says:

El problema con enbmod es que afecta negativamente la performance del juego, y ya de por sí mods de batallas épicas para Dawn of War (como UA) sufren de muy mala performance debido a que el motor del juego es muy viejo y ni siquiera está optimizado para procesadores multinúcleo.
Si incorporásemos enbmod en UA afectaríamos a la gente con computadoras muy básicas que no pueden jugar el mod en alta calidad gráfica.

Una solución sería postear enbmod para UA como una descarga separada, pero no haremos promesas por ahora.

Gracias por jugar UA. Hemos puesto mucho trabajo en el mod, y siempre es bueno ver que la gente lo disfrute :)

+1 vote   member: dark_angels
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 13 2014, 7:51pm says:

Sadly, it's a tag that should both stay and will most likely get removed.

+9 votes   media: Welcome to the Steam Tagging Beta
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 13 2014, 3:19pm says:

"Female Armor in Videogames rule number 1: Armor rating & protection provided by the Armor is directly proportional to the amount of skin visible."
According to this rule, she's VERY vulnerable on that outfit.

How it works? Trolly sexist attribute coding.
How is it supposed to make sense? I have no idea.

+2 votes   media: Playing around with SoB a bit
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 13 2014, 11:40am says:

Since I'm too lazy to look it up (was posted on this group like a year ago) I'll just narrate it for y'all:
Guy: "Oh. I'm in Hell right?"
Satan: "That's right! Everybody get their own luxury suite, an automated toasted sandwich maker, a 72" LCD with access to every channel and frequency in the universe..."
Guy: *nods* "huh..."
Satan: "...and a room filled of sex-hungry b*tches eager to satisfy your every wish."
Guy: "Why didn't you start with that part?!" *runs towards room. A moment later he comes back, angry* "WHERE'S MY D*CK?"
Satan: *trollface*

+8 votes   media: stuff
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 13 2014, 11:24am says:

"Swimsuit Edition" lmao
If I can get nitpicky, firing bolters without any power armor or bionics isn't quite advisable for non-Astartes individuals xP
But I'll guess swapping that shouldn't be much of a problem for FFE.

+2 votes   media: Female Warriors concept
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 12 2014, 7:15pm says:

You still have a really nice voice :)
If interested in some advice (though I'm nowhere near a voice actor), getting into the character as much as possible helps a lot with stuff like this.
Also hardware and environment for recording. No matter what you do, there will ALWAYS be something else to improve. We "audiophiles" can be really annoying, I know.

+2 votes   media: My attempt at an Imperial Guard SGT.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 12 2014, 9:30am says:

Nice! Needs less orks stomping it though.

+2 votes   media: Resource drop building concept
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 9 2014, 9:28am says:

Immediately thought of Borderlands 2 Youtube.com

+3 votes   media: stuff
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 9 2014, 9:15am replied:

Actually, the Shingeki no Kyojin anime didn't go on because it was reaching the end of what was already out on manga. Without enough original story to follow, you could say the anime is "on hold" until more manga is out (and then ofc production of the anime itself) to make more actual story. I'm actually glad they decided to do that and not go the "hundreds of episodes with just a handful ones of actual content" route.
Say no to filler episodes!

+4 votes   media: Asuna Yuuki & Kirigaya Kazuto - wallpaper ah-ah
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 8 2014, 11:55am says:

Please tell me what anime is this.

+3 votes   media: LoL
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 7 2014, 8:04pm says:

You sir, are awesome.
Personally I prefer function over everything, so in this case I'd rather take flamers that can aim proper, if these beams are a must, then so be it.

+2 votes   media: IG Buildings flamers (read description)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 7 2014, 2:12pm says:

At first I thought "how can you misspell 'tsundere'?" then I realized "Ohhh, electric powers!"

+3 votes   media: Misaka Mikoto thundere
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 7 2014, 7:21am replied:

Actually, the very last thing I expected was the title to be accurate.
At least these birds are named boobies for some reason.

+4 votes   media: Wanna see Sakura's picture of Boobies?
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 6 2014, 10:41am says:

Upvoted on Greenlight. I really doubt I'd buy it, but a game with such a name approved by Steam would be hilarious.

+1 vote   article: Schoolgirls Love Tentacles Alpha - Update #4
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 4 2014, 12:19pm says:

Detailed schematics-ey picture AND high res?
I thank you so much for this.

+5 votes   media: Abrams, Leopard and T-90
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 1 2014, 11:09am says:

oO
Been a while since I watched this anime, but I still suspect this *might* be trollsubs.

+1 vote   media: have some anime GIFs
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 27 2014, 8:36pm says:

Hammers, Duct Tape and Wire. The Holy Trinity of all-fixing!

+6 votes   media: Stuff
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 22 2014, 8:45am replied:

Mmmhhh that's a tough one. My mind may be a disorganized clusterf*ck, but it does run almost entirely on rational/logic arguments, so I'm practically immune to most irrational fears.

+2 votes   media: A Stranger calls.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 20 2014, 11:16am replied:

*heresy
Not to be a grammar nazi but... c'mon, this one's all over 40k games and media.

+3 votes   media: What is going on here?
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 20 2014, 7:01am replied:

Reason why they haven't made such an aggressive drm yet is precisely because they'd be directly liable for personal data loss, in mass scale while at it. If hundreds (or even thousands) of gamers present the same lawsuit for data loss, the dickish corporation is sure to lose (lotsa) money, and that's precisely what they don't want.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 20 2014, 6:44am says:

>> Honestly, Animes that aren't dubbed bug me a lot
So people who prefer dubbed anime exist?! :O
Seriously though, yeah, I understand it's a matter of personal preference. My problem with dubbed anime (and dubbing in general, actually) is anime with good enough (English) dub is so rare I could count them all with my fingers. Also I became averse to dubbing thanks to the disastrous Spanish dubs I grew with, that is most likely related too xP

+6 votes   media: Finger Twirl!
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 20 2014, 6:15am says:

*Plays the BADASS Attack on Titan intro theme*

+3 votes   media: Attack on...Servants?
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 19 2014, 3:20pm says:

I WAS going to link to that classic baseball tune, but Youtube failed me yet again, I couldn't find one that didn't sound sad/wasn't terrible quality.

+2 votes   media: Fun With Statues
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 18 2014, 8:25am replied:

That would be a really big book.
#Sexist_Jokes
I jest, of course ...please don't kill me.

+4 votes   media: New book Medea found.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 16 2014, 1:52pm says:

I actually managed to read "North Korean-US drills" (as in drilling to make a tunnel), and expected a lulzy pic xP

+1 vote   media: South Korean-US drills
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 16 2014, 5:52am replied:

Let me tell you two pieces of useful information.
One: Static illustrations do have much more detail than anime, but cannot be efficiently animated.
Two: You need to watch the anime again. In fact, everyone does.

+3 votes   media: Kill la kill
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 15 2014, 10:21am replied:

Imageshack.com

Seriously though, I'll sorely miss them Doodlebugs :c

+1 vote   media: Doodle bug part....who knows?
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 14 2014, 10:17pm says:

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA-SAUR!!!

+14 votes   media: Um... Google?
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 14 2014, 7:31am replied:

Mmmhhh... A tough decision.
btw I'll guess you meant this Imageshack.com take home, right?

+2 votes   media: Anime Wallpapers
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 13 2014, 6:15am replied:

One thing's for sure: The Axis (particularly Nazi Germany, PARTICULARLY Hitler) likely lost harder than anyone in history, ever. I can't think of anyone who got more universally ridiculed by both the media and the community so thoroughly for so long.

+3 votes   media: Axis Powers
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 11 2014, 12:46pm replied:

Imageshack.com
Largest I could find

+2 votes   media: Jan10th
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 11 2014, 7:17am replied:

Ehh, there's quite a few anime shows that are (way) more explicit than this without being hentai.
Then again this looks more like it is from a visual novel or somethin', and I have little to no idea of how these roll.

+3 votes   media: Anime
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 10 2014, 7:39pm says:

Oh wow. This radiates "badass", very well done.

+3 votes   media: Doodle Bug something different!
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 9 2014, 7:45pm replied:

Generally I'm not much of a fan of the Abrams bashing, but this... this is bad. Possibly the most embarrassing Abrams picture I've seen.
I can easily picture freakin' WW2-era tanks getting out of there for zog's sake.

+7 votes   media: Expert Driver :)
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 8 2014, 10:58am says:

They hide in METHUL BAWXES! The cowards, the fewlz!!

+5 votes   media: Type 5 Chi-Ri (Prototype)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 7 2014, 5:56am replied:

Australia. Where even the weather wants you dead.

+6 votes   media: No winter for you holland!
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 4 2014, 6:41pm says:

*Mandatory "Do a barrel roll!" comment*

+4 votes   media: They see me rollin'...
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 4 2014, 10:50am replied:

You do not sound pathetic. People suffer when they're separated from something they're attached to. Be it material possessions, relatives, or a pet. Grief is natural and necessary stage of overcoming a loss, too.
Don't needlessly suppress that sadness, burying that kind of emotions just causes them to come back to bite you at a later time.

Also, I don't think he was let down by you. He had food, shelter, and most importantly, a loving family. I'm quite sure he lived a happy life.

Be well, friend.

+7 votes   media: Grave of The Merpish King.
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 4 2014, 6:51am says:

Although L did smile at times, ":)" just doesn't feel right at describing him imo

+3 votes   media: Greetings... I am L. :)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 23 2013, 10:50am replied:

Now we're thinking with portals.

+6 votes   media: Sakura's Aircraft of the week!
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 23 2013, 8:14am replied:

Well it has the Japanese flag alright (though that's Korean(?) on the floor...).
But I do not carry a tank wiki in my head, can't specify model :/

+1 vote   media: Armory
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 22 2013, 1:17pm says:

Considering this photo was taken in Japan, this is news because...?

+21 votes   media: ...
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 21 2013, 7:45am replied:

This picture certainly rings some bells, I do believe I've even seen it posted here before. *a reverse image search later* Still kinda very small for my preferences, but bigger than this one: Games-workshop.com

+1 vote   media: The galaxy is not a friendly place
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 20 2013, 8:15pm says:

One would think tyranids had evolved from trying to chomp pistols head on.

+1 vote   media: The galaxy is not a friendly place
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 18 2013, 3:33am replied:

Link in description actually explains things, I recommend checking it out. This... culinary contraption looks far less scary once you know it isn't a creature it looks like this but it was put together for this plate.
Cthulhu-themed dinner? That won't eat you? AND delicious? Now that's a feat.

+6 votes   media: To eat, or to burn with fire...
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 17 2013, 12:19pm replied:

I sure don't mind them gifs.
btw click view HD for this one.

+1 vote   media: have some gifs
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 17 2013, 10:33am says:

Just for the sake of commenting on all of the three pictures you just uploaded, I'll add something I forgot to mention on Doodlebug2:
You're pretty good at drawing stuff. May I request you post scans of your art more often? Anything you consider adequate for posting is fine :)
*inb4 cellphone pictures of ye olde drawings* Nah, jk

For clarification, I *am* interested in more scans, it's just my mind coming up with too much stuff at once to make a proper post xP

+3 votes   media: Doodlebug3
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 17 2013, 10:26am says:

Damn, that ork(?) sure looks happy.
*patiently waits for the moment the pilot swallows a bug*

+3 votes   media: Repost Request
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 17 2013, 10:22am replied:

Isn't that the gist of Japanese school sport uniforms?

I know it sounds super-perv, it's supposed to be a poke at them silly ecchi animu xD

+2 votes   media: Doodlebug 2
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 15 2013, 10:43am says:

Can't help but think key combinations would be less, y'know, demanding of stupidly expensive hardware.

+5 votes   media: I always wondered how chinese keyboard looks like
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 15 2013, 6:22am says:

*Looks at cheap, second hand LCD's advertised locally as the best technology in the world*
*Looks at Japan's l33t holographic Hatsune Miku*
:waijelly:

+3 votes   media: Hatsune Miku World is Mine in CONCERT
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 15 2013, 6:12am says:

Pfft, Flash buffering ftl

Pro mode (assuming you're using Firefox):
-Install Greasemonkey extension
-Get ViewTube custom script
-View Youtube videos with HTML5, plus improved interface including download button ;)

From barely being able to buffer 360p to never having to wait for 720p? Yes, please.

True, annotations and that kinda crap doesn't work, but... no more disabling annotations on every single frakkin' video?! Very yes, please.

+4 votes   media: Stuffraga
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 15 2013, 5:50am says:

Most badass boob missiles up to date

+8 votes   media: Stuff
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 11 2013, 7:54pm says:

>> can't play UA - using daemons 1.4
Ah, yes. A common issue. As of UA 1.72.7 you need Daemons mod version 0.96 (not 1.4).
To fix this:
- Download Daemons 0.96 from this link Mediafire.com
- Delete your current Daemons folder and .module (this is so you do NOT merge the Daemons mod folders)
- Install Daemons 0.96 (extract the .rar package on your Soulstorm directory)
- Done

I replied on my profile yesterday but then thought you might be expecting the response here.

+2 votes   member: farazmizani
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 11 2013, 6:56pm replied:

At least it isn't Windows 8's Metro crap as I feared for a moment D:

+1 vote   media: Metro
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 9 2013, 7:53pm says:

It's OK. I didn't need my faith in mankind anyways.

+23 votes   media: wut
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 9 2013, 8:48am says:

....no! ...I ... must ....resist!
Ahh it's no use, there's a freaking typo on the title of all places, no way I could let that pass xP
:GrammarNazi:

+3 votes   media: Two sides of a reflection.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 8 2013, 8:03pm replied:

I'm fairly sure any copyright lawyer will disagree :S
Only reason big corporations don't copyright stuff like classic music from some centuries ago is because it's too late to do so. And maybe because it'd mark them even more as massive evil moneygrabbing douches, but I doubt they really care about that.

+2 votes   media: Alpha gameplay sneak peak
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 7 2013, 8:50am replied:

We (the UA team) would have already if the corporate bigshots behind the music industry wouldn't annihilate anything UA-related in consequence. Because by distributing "their" (what about the actual artists?) music for free, we would be doing the worst thing possible for a corporation's point of view: Getting in the way of their profit flow.
/rant

+4 votes   media: Alpha gameplay sneak peak
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 7 2013, 12:27am says:

Friendly reminder to headphone users: As usual with modded DoW battles, this is kinda loud.

+5 votes   media: Alpha gameplay sneak peak
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 4 2013, 4:34pm says:

I will never stop finding extreme amusement on the possibility to melee Chaos terminators (and not being insta-squished in the process) on that game.

+5 votes   media: Haters gonna Hate :D
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 4 2013, 4:31pm says:

Yay, ʇɐuʞɐʇǝp tank pics are back!

+3 votes   media: Saint-Chamond (tank)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 4 2013, 10:56am says:

I am certain I have seen this before, but not sure if it was here or in the PC Gamers group.
I'm certain I'm too lazy to check

+10 votes   media: PC Master Race "Propaganda Flyer"
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 3 2013, 9:08am replied:

WOW. I... actually envy your innocence.
While you still have that, please, stay away from the Internet (or its darker areas at least) whenever possible. It'd be a shame to lose an untainted mind like yours.

+7 votes   media: D
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 2 2013, 9:24pm replied:

Not if you have one of the (albeit rare) contraptions like the one I linked to on my previous message.
Basically a monster with MANY RAM slots and a battery of its own to keep it powered, so you can use said RAM to store data, as it functions like a exaggeratedly fast SSD.
...If you're willing to buy even dozens of GB RAM for data storage, and these hardware RAMdisks aren't cheap either xP

P.S.: EIGHT SSD's? (which = 8+, most likely 10 SATA ports). That's a big-*** motherboard he must have.

+1 vote   media: Build your computer
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 2 2013, 6:18pm says:

No 3+ monitor setup, 1/10
On a more serious note, while it is a remarkable feature, I think the elevating desktop is a bit excessive. I mean, when are you seriously going to use your PC on a standing position?

+3 votes   media: The Next Level in action
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 2 2013, 4:22pm says:

Oh wow that's lotta water cooling indeed and-- FOUR solid state drives?!
Might as well have used a hardware RAMdisk (like this one Theregister.co.uk ) Couldn't find many others due to all the related software links in the way, but I've seen these going up to 64GB. OF ACTUAL RAM. FOR STORAGE.

On an unrelated note, gotta love them barber poles there xD

+1 vote   media: Build your computer
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 30 2013, 6:34pm says:

>> to take to Japan
You... the.... but I... >:I :waijelly:

+3 votes   media: The Blob.
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 23 2013, 5:17pm replied:

No idea about Sm. Maybe she's an android of some sort? Like many characters in Ghost in the Shell, for example.

On a side note: Gotta love Pb xD

+1 vote   media: Periodic Table of ROBOTS!
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 23 2013, 8:14am says:

He'd have better luck with that costume if the ice cream was... chocolate flavored Youtube.com

+5 votes   media: People That Are Having a Really Bad Day
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 23 2013, 8:07am says:

Well, she won't get her license anytime soon! xP

+8 votes   media: People That Are Having a Really Bad Day
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 23 2013, 8:06am says:

Optical discs ftl. Yet more reasons to buy and get all my games via online download.

+5 votes   media: People That Are Having a Really Bad Day
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 22 2013, 2:26pm says:

Evidently someone played too much Need for Speed Underground 2.

+7 votes   media: People Caught Having Fun at Work
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 22 2013, 2:06pm says:

Office supplies... y u no have Ctrl+F?!

+10 votes   media: People Caught Having Fun at Work
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 22 2013, 2:05pm says:

This is likely the best idea I've come across this week.

+12 votes   media: People Caught Having Fun at Work
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 21 2013, 7:05pm says:

*tries linking to the pic that started it all*
"The comment field may not contain words greater than 50 characters in length."
Ah for the love of... plot.
Well here's a tinyurl link. Feel free to sue me if it doesn't link ya to a gif about "plot" on this same ModDB group (and about this same anime, lmao) Tinyurl.com

+4 votes   media: In case there was any confusion...
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 20 2013, 9:22pm says:

Videogame logic, right there.

+18 votes   media: Have some stuff
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 20 2013, 9:17pm says:

Pro mode: Get rid of TV, watch shows on the computer.
Watch whenever you want, high definition, and (granted your comp is somewhat powerful) THIS: Svp-team.com

+15 votes   media: Have some stuff
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 20 2013, 9:13pm says:

Isn't this against some kinda plot regulations? Not that I mind though.

+1 vote   media: Freezing 1-2
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 17 2013, 9:27pm says:

Video preview convenient censoring provided by your ModDB video controls.

+2 votes   media: AMV ▪ Fashion Beats
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 8 2013, 5:00pm says:

I almost feel bad for them. I mean, these daemons don't stand a chance.

...at least this is pre-5e GK codex that is.

+2 votes   media: pics for the weekend
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 7 2013, 3:32pm replied:

>> Bullpop combi bolter
If only...
IMO the reason there isn't bullpop bolters is because that would actually might be *too* awesome.

(edit): *looks up info on Lion's Wrath* Holy Mother of the Omnissiah. A legit bullpop bolter.

+2 votes   media: Trials of Azrael
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 5 2013, 1:20am says:

Well, it *is* C&H comics we're talking about...

+15 votes   media: More C&H
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 4 2013, 3:34am says:

Reminds me to keep my psyker medication at hand. It prevents me from unwillingly summoning a daemon-spewing warp portal.

+10 votes   media: C&H
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 4 2013, 3:27am says:

I know C&H comics are supposed to be rather weird, but I just can't understand this one.

+9 votes   media: C&H
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 3 2013, 3:29pm replied:

After taking a quick look at the files, it appears it is lacking both a .module file and internal folder structure.
I have no idea how (or if) C.D.R. gets these files to work from the Appdata folder (normally set as hidden), but this would definitively work better with the "traditional" DoW mod layout.
@ average Joe user: Don't expect this mod to work out the box. You'll need to set the files on their respective folders/subfolders (which are not included for some reason) plus a .module file to load the files from the Game Manager :/

+1 vote   download: NECRONS V1.0
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 1 2013, 5:27am replied:

This one's from Bakemonogatari if I'm not mistaken.

+2 votes   media: have some anime GIFs
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 27 2013, 10:33pm replied:

You need that mod installed (as well as the Tyranid mod and Inquisition Daemonhunters) to run the New Races and Campaign expansions, yes.
Which as their name indicates, are "expansions". That added to we're not the creators of Tyranids and IDH mods is one reason UA isn't a single huge fatso download xP

+2 votes   article: Ultimate Apocalypse news - October
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 27 2013, 6:33pm says:

... what?

I get the feeling this is SEVERELY taken out of its context. Or something. Anyways, I'm unable to understand this video.

+2 votes   media: Quality Time
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 27 2013, 6:27pm says:

Also, the Daemons 0.96 download link Mediafire.com

+3 votes   article: Ultimate Apocalypse news - October
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 27 2013, 6:00pm says:

"Accidentally deleted an important file? Lost something important when your computer crashed? No problem! Recuva recovers files deleted from your Windows computer, Recycle Bin, digital camera card, or MP3 player. And it's free!"
Softpedia.com

You're welcome.

P.S.: I know it's a "serious" post which puts it as offtopic on a humor group, but I thought I might as well be of help.

+12 votes   media: recover data
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 27 2013, 5:37pm says:

He might be a bit *too* drunk.

+6 votes   media: Cyanide
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 25 2013, 8:50pm says:

Armor does look kind of chaosy *but* he also has an Aquila on his chestplate.
This git needs to pick a side for zog's sake :I

+2 votes   media: ...plus some chaos too
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 25 2013, 8:46pm says:

I know I'm calling an orbital downvote bombardment on me with this, but...
doesn't this guy have a bit of a Protoss look?

+4 votes   media: ...and Eldar...
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 24 2013, 9:57am says:

Design line: Check
Desert camo: Check
Eagle stencil: Check

Yeah, 'murican enuff.

+26 votes   media: M1A2 TUSK
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 24 2013, 9:17am says:

*squints eyes, trying to identify game covers*
Ah dang, the few games I know are on the PC.

+2 votes   media: Well!!
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 23 2013, 9:14am replied:

>> some guy cuts you off or merges into your lane without signaling
>> very aggressive drivers
You definitively haven't been in South America.

+3 votes   media: Turn Signals
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 21 2013, 12:06pm replied:

I... think it has a bit of a Guilty Crown vibe, but it's hard to tell with all the stereotypical-highschool-animu and desu this one has.

Not that I'm against cuteness overdosing, I've watched my good share of highschool and/or moeblob anime myself, I'm just saying this one and Guilty Crown are VERY differently themed.

+2 votes   media: Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 21 2013, 11:03am replied:

How can you be sure?

+17 votes   media: C&H
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 21 2013, 8:13am replied:

You'd have to be VERY unlucky to encounter a male Callidus assassin.

+7 votes   media: Inquisitorial Agent
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 21 2013, 7:58am says:

Well that looks badass.

+8 votes   media: T-72S Tank
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 17 2013, 12:46pm replied:

Or, they're going to board the ship. Which doesn't look really chaosy and the (thunderhawks?) have aquilas on them, so this scenario confuses me a little.

+1 vote   media: oct17th
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 16 2013, 10:40am replied:

It's your loss. Oh, my sides.

There's so much lolz contained in there. The Neighborhood Watch, the Chef Marines, I would pay to see any of that stuff animated or something.

+9 votes   media: God of Order
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 15 2013, 1:36pm replied:

But the difference will *be* there, and knowing that will haunt me in my sleep :obsessions:

+2 votes   media: Kagerou days
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 15 2013, 4:59am says:

This reminds me of a Q&A video. Question was: "Favorite Space Marine chapter?"
Youtuber's response was: "Salamanders. Master crafted weapons for everyone."

+7 votes   media: Salamanders
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 15 2013, 4:55am says:

Dat awkward wallpaper resolution. Nice pic though.

+1 vote   media: Kagerou days
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 13 2013, 10:55pm says:

Recently started tracking this group, and for a moment I thought this was a single gigantic 620 megabytes AMV in a zip file lol. Ten 720p AMV's is more reasonable for that size.
Looks interesting, I'll check this out.

+3 votes   download: 10 ▪ Anime Music Video (HD) - Part 4
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 12 2013, 4:03pm says:

Low res pics of highly detailed art make me sad. So I looked up higher res mirror: Static.desktopnexus.com

+4 votes   media: Random Demons
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 6 2013, 5:20pm replied:

If my Google Translate-fu is correct, "All Hail LeonardGOOG!" translates as "все родом LeonardGOOG!"

Basically Lord_Doofus said you're great.

+1 vote   media: Special for UA Team =)
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 6 2013, 9:27am says:

I... don't think I understand this picture. Can someone explain? Heresy is not strong in me.

+3 votes   media: It`s like a thousand mouths cry out in anguish
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 1 2013, 12:22am says:

Can't... get... to HD view button!
Time to get into the page source. Link to full sized pic: Media.moddb.com

+3 votes   media: Legion Of The Damned
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 28 2013, 6:10pm says:

Can't tell if trolling...

+15 votes   media: GIF
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 23 2013, 1:20pm says:

Khorne approves.

+28 votes   media: Hats
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 17 2013, 6:21pm says:

Ahhhh, 90's Simpsons episodes. Those were the times.

+14 votes   media: Dump
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 15 2013, 9:01pm says:

CHOO CHOO MOTHERF***ER

+5 votes   media: So many guns!
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 13 2013, 10:42am says:

...can't ...resist!
threatening*

The Grammar Nazi is strong in me, sorry.

+10 votes   media: you thretening me?
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 12 2013, 11:18am says:

Hey, nice! I'll check these out.
btw, Forums.relicnews.com has many tutorials on DoW modding, including SCaR, NIS (cutscenes), AE, model editing, and... pretty much everything.

+3 votes   download: Custom Campaign Map Pack V2
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 11 2013, 7:23pm says:

Is that...

I really don't think any Brazilian's gonna like this.

+3 votes   media: Brazil
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 11 2013, 1:26pm says:

*Sees last three pics*
I better seek cover before angry feminists flame this place with 9001 tons of napalm D:

+5 votes   media: Shtuph
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 7 2013, 10:53am replied:

Because QUAD-WIELDING BIO-KATANAS

+4 votes   media: image dump of the week
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 3 2013, 12:48am says:

Man's best friend indeed.

+16 votes   media: Le Dump
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 1 2013, 10:47pm says:

After viewing these 4 gifs, I'm not entirely sure if I want to ask what did I just see.

+14 votes   media: Horse Racing
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 1 2013, 9:49pm replied:

Looks more like a case mod (so there is, among other things, a hard drive in there xP).

+4 votes   media: have some tanks
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Aug 27 2013, 7:07pm replied:

I have no idea, but I'd rather not know.

+12 votes   media: Stoff
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Aug 14 2013, 10:09pm says:

Datz one posh kustim powah field da mek gotz!

+7 votes   media: Small Update: Big Mek's Kustom Force Field
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Aug 8 2013, 1:52pm says:

Touche

+15 votes   media: have some stuff
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 21 2013, 6:25am says:

My question precisely: *Why* does people buy their crap?
They're widely known for forcing developers to churn out rushed unfinished products and sell them at the highest prices you'll see on the market, why would anyone pay for that?
I'm actively avoiding games by EA, buying ONLY if:
-Has good (see: not bugged as hell) gameplay, which usually means after (many) patches came out
-Doesn't require me to install loads of not actually necessary software
-And is worth the price tag
So far bought just 1 game they published: NFS Shift 2, and because I like that game to the point I wanted to show support to the devs, it was on 75% discount on Steam, and it doesn't require Origin. Biggest flaw? Securom. Worst DRM in the history of gaming.

+10 votes   media: EA Starwars
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 20 2013, 4:10pm says:

It really depends on what you'd rather play, none of these games have much in common with the others.

imo (what _I_ think of these titles):
-NBA 2013: I'm not really into sport games so honestly idk.
-Formula 1: Sounds interesting but with that name sounds like one of 'em merciless racing simulators where even the slightest mistake results in catastrophic failure. And losing the race due to destroyed car. In other words I know nothin' about it.
-Farcry 3: Actually interesting, maybe a bit too easy given you can even see enemies' positions outlined even through walls and such once you spot them. If you use all the tools at your disposal it's difficult to lose even on the hardest difficulty.
- Garry's mod: Potentially infinite fooling around fun with game assets. Oddly enough I've got it and rarely if ever play it.
- Saint Row the 3rd: Youtube.com
On a serious note, it looks stupidly fun. I'd try it out but it'd be almost literally just for teh lulz.

+1 vote   article: Wich offer?
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 14 2013, 12:41pm says:

"Oh nice, Sakura got herself a new graphics ca-- HOLY CRAP IT'S A GTX780"
My thoughts just as got to my head.

No kill like overkill, huh?

+5 votes   media: My new Graphics card!
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 13 2013, 9:12am replied:

It's... beautiful.

Add that to UA. ADD IT.

+1 vote   media: Stahl FX Ingame
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 13 2013, 8:46am says:

I'd check on the artillery lovers group, with some luck a few of them will flip out over this.

+19 votes   media: When in doubt, overkill it.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 12 2013, 5:47pm replied:

Oh but my friend, you are very mistaken. Micro$oft is certain TV is key for entertainment (just look at the Xbox one lol), and as they monopoliz-- "took over with completely legitimate means" over a large chunk of the planet computers-wise, that must be true. Do note the sarcasm.

+1 vote   media: Dumping...
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 5 2013, 10:26pm replied:

Nope. Took this screenie myself a while after the Grand Release ;P

+1 vote   media: Where have you seen this?
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 3 2013, 9:46pm says:

Only in Japan, ladies and gentlemen!

+6 votes   media: Gaki no Tsukai #2
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 2 2013, 12:10pm replied:

Ah dammit. I looked just at the treads and then got lost on the orkyness of the vehicle.

In my defense, I haven't seen anything WW2 in several months, I had completely forgotten about the M3.

+1 vote   media: have some 40k
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 2 2013, 11:33am says:

So... this is a good end or a bad end?

+1 vote   media: Just listen.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 2 2013, 9:02am says:

Is that... a WW2 M4 Sherman? They indeed can loot anything. Time and space are not a problem.

+1 vote   media: have some 40k
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 1 2013, 10:29pm says:

Don't forget to have an exorcism set up and ready. You can never be too sure when dealing with swaggers.

+14 votes   media: No no I will get it
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 29 2013, 11:39am says:

I hope I'm not the only one who thought "What the zog is that thing back there?!"
Superheavy 'nid artillery of some sort?

+2 votes   media: Warhammer 40k
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 29 2013, 11:30am says:

OK what Baneblade variant would be this? Mark me very interested.

...Though I'd bet this is a fan-made 40k vehicle.

+3 votes   media: have some tanks
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 29 2013, 11:28am says:

Looks... oddly clean compared to most 40k art.
Then again applying THAT many brushes, "particles" (damn my gamer language!), and such to the degree your "exemplar" 40k art has must be a b!tch.

+1 vote   media: Warhammer 40k
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 29 2013, 11:22am says:

Higher res repost? Moddb.com
I can play that game too >:3
Fc01.deviantart.net

0 votes   media: Warhammer 40k
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 29 2013, 11:18am says:

*after doing some reverse image searches* Why Internet. Why there isn't any upload of this picture on a larger resolution? What's the purpose of this then?

+6 votes   media: have some tanks
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 29 2013, 11:12am says:

*sees picture of tank naturally parked on the street* wut?
*sees police wheel lock on tank* WUT?

+7 votes   media: have some tanks
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 29 2013, 7:59am says:

I think this one's a repost, I'd recognize that chainsword/shield hybrid anywhere.
Still an awesome pic though.

+2 votes   media: Warhammer 40k
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 28 2013, 8:23am says:

When I saw three "stuff" updates I thought they'd be image dumps... I got spoiled, used to have lots of easily accessible funny picture compilations I guess.

+5 votes   media: stuff
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 25 2013, 7:09pm says:

Whoa whoa wait a second. Your car. Is a Lotus Elise?!
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ :waijelly:

+2 votes   media: The Flower.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 25 2013, 7:21am replied:

Yeah, after I made that comment I made some quick math and saw how much my local currency and import taxes got me confused xP
You could indeed get a computer like the one I'm using right now (posted my specs in the main page, as I've recently upgraded) for $1500 or likely less money. In the USA. These same components here cost... more. Safe to say 2x that money, thanks mostly to these *insert heavily aggressive insults here* customs.
For example: You know there's something seriously wrong when both the AMD FX 8350 and the Intel i5 3570 SHARE THE SAME PRICE TAG. And that price tag is 310 dollars. South America ftl

+1 vote   media: Alienware
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 24 2013, 9:15am replied:

My thoughts exactly. True, portability can be a big advantage (if you actually need it), but it is incredibly darned expensive.
I mean: "Oh your $5000 laptop can run high end requirement games. That's cute. My $3000 homebuilt desktop runs these same games at 200fps." (Note: these are "reference" numbers from what notebooks and desktops tends to cost in comparison. I don't live on the USA but I figure they aren't THAT expensive there. I hope.)
Not to mention no laptop, regardless of how well engineered it might be, can't last too long playing games on battery, so it isn't THAT portable either.
Always talking about homebuilt desktops, if someone says "well I'll buy an Alienware desktop then" it'd take me a big share of willpower to not laugh on his face.

+3 votes   media: Alienware
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 23 2013, 11:59am says:

That is having abnormally short arms (and a really long neck) or bored enough to photoshop it. Yeah, 2% seems about right.

+8 votes   media: funnies
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 22 2013, 5:14pm says:

Toby, I salute you.

+21 votes   media: All your humour belong to us
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 20 2013, 12:54pm replied:

Ban modding... on PC?! Disgracefully, it's not hard to imagine these greedy bastards going that far.

Ehh, I wasn't planning to buy anything from them anyways.

+11 votes   media: The console wars
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 17 2013, 6:42pm says:

That bolt pistol... looks tiny.
Otherwise cool art.

+2 votes   media: Dark Eldar
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 16 2013, 6:45pm replied:

Maybe it's a new design, a lasgun-submachine gun!
Wait did I just say "new" and "design" in the same sentence?
*AdMech troops burst through wall*
"TECHNOLOGICAL INNOVATION! HERESY!"
Well crap.

+6 votes   media: pics again
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 16 2013, 6:39pm replied:

It must be the mixture of a beakie helmet and Techmarine. Awesomeness x2.

+1 vote   media: pics again
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 15 2013, 2:18pm says:

Pictured: Cosplay done right.

+7 votes   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jun 15 2013, 2:15pm says:

I have finally found an explanation to this: These aren't corn flakes, they're Khorne Flakes. Considering that, makes sense why they burst into flame, he didn't use blood.

+17 votes   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 6 2013, 9:12pm replied:

I believe it's an Eldar Banshee performing a nearly perfect double kill on two Dark Eldar warriors, but this is indeed too bright and colorful for the grimdark 40k future.

Plus [nitpicky 40k nerd mode=on] the architechture of the building they're in just doesn't seem Warhammer, looks like something you'd see today.

+2 votes   media: welcome to 40k
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf May 2 2013, 4:28pm says:

Carrying heavy weaponry in the middle of explosions while looking like complete badasses. Yeah, these are Krieg guardsmen alright.

+5 votes   media: more artsy
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 30 2013, 7:11pm replied:

Well yeah, not the same tank, but gets pretty close.

+2 votes   media: have some tanks
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 29 2013, 11:28pm says:

I6.photobucket.com
Warhammer 40k. Making tank-related wet dreams true.
Well yeah, the main gun isn't that ridiculously huge, but you can deploy these in Dawn of War mods.

+5 votes   media: have some tanks
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 29 2013, 2:39pm says:

Is that a female commissar?
I acknowledge this picture's rarity. And awesomeness. It takes a true badass to run on top of a tank gun to punch its turret with a powerfist.

+8 votes   media: Imperium Stuff
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 20 2013, 1:32am says:

A valid point indeed.
Though knowing corporations, they may even rename "Piracy" to "Ninjutsu" or even "Bear Wrestling". And expect that discourages people from downloading stuff. Somehow.

+2 votes   media: Pirate Truth
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 19 2013, 11:05pm says:

Household shower. Two output settings:
- Freezing cold waterfall.
- Tiny stream of boiling water.

Hidden third choice: Stay dirty.

Pick your poison.

+8 votes   media: Romnus
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 19 2013, 10:54pm replied:

Computer users watch TV?

+9 votes   media: Romnus
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 16 2013, 9:47am says:

Looks nice :)
If I may point out something, the update notification I got said "Release for PC", what immediately got me to "Yeah, release of what?".
Maybe add the game name to the news title?

+1 vote   article: Release for PC !
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 16 2013, 12:18am says:

I.qkme.me
Just stomp the thing.

+10 votes   media: Spider
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 15 2013, 2:35pm replied:

7-zip
Better compression ratio, faster, open source (aka freeware).
7-zip.org

+5 votes   media: The good guys
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 15 2013, 8:49am says:

I thought it'd be 4 Space Wolves image dumps and though "is there THAT much art about them?!". I mean, up to 40 ideally non-repost pics... that'd been something.

These are great nonetheless, I like how even "minor" detail was carefully taken care of, like the snow on the stand that looks like snow.

0 votes   media: space wolves
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 14 2013, 2:01am says:

What a relief!
I already thought Windows Media Player wouldn't be so mean as to upload information about me without any notification whatsoever.

Because a program by a rightful corporation like Microsoft would never do that... right?

+12 votes   media: Windows media player
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 10 2013, 9:48am says:

Dear Internet:

You're: Short for "you are". Example:
You're reading this text.

Your: Possessive adjective. In other words, indicates you have something. Example:
That's your sandwich.

They're: Short for "they are". Example:
They're running.

Their: Same as your, but instead of you, it indicates "they" have something. Example:
That's their sandwich.

How in blazes "does not" gets shortened to "dosent"? It's spelled "doesn't".

If my native language isn't English and I can do this then you can.

+27 votes   media: phail
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 10 2013, 9:31am says:

Racial stereotypes much?

+11 votes   media: all men are the same
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 10 2013, 9:28am says:

I live in Argentina, and had no idea about this. Kind of shows the fact I only watch TV on rare, exceptional occasions.

...wait a second. Ferrets passed as poodles?! My country's even more of a joke than I thought.

+10 votes   media: puppies?
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Apr 4 2013, 7:37am says:

I've seen the question "How do I increase the firepower of my tank?" and the answer "Use more gun", but from there to literally using more gun...

+3 votes   media: T-72 with a AU-F1 Howitzer turret.
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 26 2013, 7:41am says:

Badly photoshop'd pics in a nutshell: "Proportions who's dat?"
Same applies for lighting angle of course.

+3 votes   media: RIP Photoshop
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 23 2013, 5:03pm says:

>> Infantry Chainsword idle and hit sounds priority lowered so that they aren't so prominent
>> Added some dummy sounds with silence to the infantry Chainsword idle directory so the sounds play less often
THIS.
The problem that torments everything Soulstorm. Chainsword-fest when playing as Sisters. Glad to finally see it addressed.

P.S.: I'll upload extra mirrors for 1.73.5 as well because I'm that nice ;D

+2 votes   article: CornCobMan's Fun Mod Version 1.73.5 release imminent
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 21 2013, 6:29pm says:

Too many ranged weapons for Angry Marines ;P

+2 votes   media: CornCobMan's Fun Mod for Soulstorm
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 19 2013, 3:43pm replied:

Ah. lol they were (FORTUNATELY) on my same team. Otherwise a tactical "let's gtfo here!" would have been in order.

+4 votes   media: Rocket Banana, Y U NO win versus these guys?
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 18 2013, 8:27am says:

2560x1440 pixels?! Yeah, they're wallpaper-worthy alright.

+1 vote   media: Horus Rising wallpaper
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 18 2013, 8:13am says:

More accurately, I'd hate having to stand everyone's frantic social reaction to everything, all the time.

Plus if you thought americans were dumb in facebook, you haven't seen latin americans, specially in southamerica. They abuse of ragecomics and demotivationals without a clue of how they're used.

...it's horrible D:

P.S.: If that happens worldwide... I don't even want to think about it, but I was not aware.

+10 votes   media: Not sure if
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 18 2013, 6:28am replied:

>> make the Dark Eldar tormentor titan as strong as it was originaly
Forums.relicnews.com
Not really a good idea lol.
A bit more seriously: True, the Tormentor has smaller capacity shields than even the Warhound. But no other titan can fully recharge its shields as quickly as the Tormentor can.
If to top that off the Tormentor had Reaver-sized shields it'd be kind of very OP.

+2 votes   article: March News And 1.72 Vote!
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 17 2013, 2:46pm replied:

Judging by photos like this Moddb.com
...I'd say ERA is like dakka. You can't have enough of either.

+1 vote   media: Al Khalid MBT
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 13 2013, 8:37am says:

While both Valve and EA are corporations with a typical "We need more money!" approach to business, I think anyone will agree on Steam being much more convenient for the end costumer.
On a quick pros-vs-cons (ok, pros only) list, Steam has:
- Frequent (and often quite generous) discounts. Appreciated by "3rd worlders" like me for whom 25 usd is quite expensive.
- Barely intrusive DRM with no limitations such as number of installs. Rather useful if you reinstall Windows a lot.
- Pretty much worldwide support. Again, appreciated.
- Lots of games that aren't specifically made by Valve.
- Multi-platform (Mac & Linux in addition to Windows) support.
All that at the price of using a quirky online-dependent system (which can work with no internet connection btw, you just have to go offline mode while online, so it'll save the account credentials on your system).
About Origin... Just with seeing the gigantor price tags on most games by EA, then there's the dlc's, plus knowing these are the guys who horribly butchered many of my childhood's favorite franchises... That and they bundle SecuROM into everything... *shivers*

P.S.: Re-reading this I made myself look like a huge Valve/Steam fan. I'm not. Where I live, Steam just is the most convenient way I've got to obtain legit games at a price that doesn't obliterate my wallet. I also despise EA if that wasn't obvious.

+10 votes   media: Steam and Origin
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 11 2013, 2:38pm says:

Jpeg compression is best camouflage.

+20 votes   media: have some stuff
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 8 2013, 11:55am says:

*sees last 6 pics*
Well someone sure likes overly huge chaos space marines.
Awesome art though.

+1 vote   media: AWESOME CHARACTER ART *___*
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 1 2013, 12:23pm says:

Mars Pattern Warhound! <3
Cosmo you da best.

While it is still on its development phase, I'd like to point out it looks a bit too like if it's "leaning" forward. Maybe this is intended and will be countered by the animations though.

+6 votes   media: Mars Pattern Warhound
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HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 27 2013, 12:11pm replied:

Mmmhhh... The "key.req"... What was that again? I didn't make that software so I'm not to be either annoyed in case of bugs (shouldn't be any though) nor praised if it works.
Do you get a warning sign saying "the key.reg data could not be inserted on the registry"(or similar)?
Take note I said reG, not reQ. If this is the case, try running the program with administrative privileges from an "UAC-free" location such as your desktop (and not inside the Program files folder in C:\).
Also, you do NEED the ORIGINAL keys (as in, the ones you purchased) of Dawn of War, Winter Assault and Dark Crusade. The unlocker won't get these for you and using fake ones literally defeats the purpose, as they will get detected online and the races (and even your Soulstorm game itself) locked back.

+1 vote   article: Dawn of Coalescence Frequently Asked Questions.
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 27 2013, 9:15am says:

So... many... stereotypes...
Except for the american mech, with a mere recolor it'd easily fit in Gurren Lagann. Which has as much animu and robots as it gets.
See for yourself: Youtube.com

+7 votes   media: Various Country's Anime Robots [Polandball]
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 26 2013, 2:22pm says:

Gun recoil compensation? Walker balance? Reactor armor?
Not gonna need dem fanciez if youz hav' enuff WAAAAAAAAGH!!!

+3 votes   media: Ork Warmachines
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 26 2013, 6:51am replied:

Indeed. But as both an Advance Wars and Dawn of War player, I find this quite amusing.

+5 votes   media: Pic dump 5
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 25 2013, 5:03am replied:

Comfirmedly Girls und Panzer. I'd recognize that cgi anywhere.

+6 votes   media: have some tanks
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 15 2013, 7:32am says:

Yeah, I'm bored. I should be testing stuff in UA tbh.

+9 votes   media: To destroy an HQ building?
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 10 2013, 12:19pm replied:

Be sure to check out the installation tutorial Moddb.com and demonstrative video Youtube.com for reference.
If you do not have the Inquisition Daemonhunt mod installed you can download it here: Gamefront.com
or here: Filesmelt.com
Also, install it according to the instructions on the tutorial (basically, don't include its version of Objective Points)

Objective Points is included with the Grand Release, however there's a more updated version here: Mediafire.com
Erase any previous Objective Points folders before extracting the newer one.

+2 votes   download: (OUTDATED) Ultimate Apocalypse Grand Release (1.7)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 4 2013, 8:35pm says:

Remember there's a link to a battle video where you can see many, MANY *deep breath* BEEEEEEEEINBLAAAADESSS Youtube.com

+6 votes   media: Imperial Guard bombing run
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Feb 3 2013, 5:19pm replied:

You can install Tyranids 0.5b2 Moddb.com
Daemons 0.96 Moddb.com
And use less caps ;P

P.S.: If you meant the Kaurava campaign that's getting fixed for 1.72, as of now that feature is out of order :/

+6 votes   download: (OUTDATED) Ultimate Apocalypse Grand Release (1.7)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 28 2013, 5:39am says:

Suggestion (if not going to do it already xP):
It'll be much closer to the original with the IG techpriest hood (+ cape?) and no helmet ofc. While on it she'll look much more awesome ;D

+1 vote   media: DOW UA Concept
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 28 2013, 5:37am replied:

There's a Baal Predator in DoW mods already. I hear it's a pain getting it to work correctly though.

+1 vote   media: DOW UA
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 28 2013, 5:34am replied:

Too many... GUNS?! You speak heresy sir.

+2 votes   media: DOW UA Concept
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 13 2013, 11:25am replied:

I believe it's a croissant

Yes, it flies too

+11 votes   media: necron_Scythe_WIP
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 11 2013, 6:33pm says:

Hey, nice!
Specially if we're to take in count this is 100% released-in-2006-on-a-2004-engine goodies.

+5 votes   media: We.... will be your...... death
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jan 7 2013, 2:08pm replied:

I already posted the rest in my profile. Yesterday ;P
There's a link on the previous image comments but I'll copy it here again for the lazy: Moddb.com

@ necronguy: it's the "moon 8p" map.

+7 votes   media: Take heart, the Ethereal Caste is with you
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 31 2012, 11:23pm replied:

Done and done. I left 4 in because they were all epic and it was very hard to choose.
As for the the guys who got their comments deleted along with the images, I'm sorry :/ (in response to one of these: Actually, Titan Wars was off)
If you want all the original screenies, I uploaded them in a pack for ease of download Mediafire.com
Happy new year everyone!

+2 votes   media: Just another day at the Ultimate Apocalypse
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 31 2012, 6:01pm says:

And I just realized of two mistakes:
- The description is super-awkward.
- I uploaded the images on inverse order (though that sort of depends on how you look at them).

On related news, I forgot something on the description. I got a VIDEO of this. Will be uploaded soon.

+1 vote   media: Just another day at the Ultimate Apocalypse
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 24 2012, 10:31am replied:

Have you fully upgraded the Arch Angel? Certainly packs a LOT of light.

+4 votes   media: Thou shalt lose thine sight before thy holy light
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 24 2012, 7:27am replied:

lolz
Go HD view, right click and check the image file name xD

+5 votes   media: All Hail the Newcrons!
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 21 2012, 11:21am replied:

ah dang, I read Warhound.
my mistake, I guess I was looking at the dakka

+2 votes   media: More Dakka
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 21 2012, 10:20am replied:

It was on the public version already lol. And yes of course it is on the Grand Release as well.

+3 votes   media: More Dakka
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 20 2012, 10:24pm says:

Also, I'm not entirely certain if them peer number-y data can be used to identify anyone, so I went though the effort of CIA report'ing it xD

If you didn't realize it already, that's a list of people downloading the mod right now (and connected to MY computer. there are more out there as I've seen many come and go)

+3 votes   media: Yay, torrent!
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 20 2012, 8:37pm says:

You've got to be kidding me. I say actions speak louder than words. Show us how easy is to send an 844Mb file to hundreds of computers scattered across the globe in less than two hours.
Then, (if it's possible with people like you) we talk.

0 votes   mod: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod (DOW SS)
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 18 2012, 5:35am replied:

It was claimed in teh Emprah's name by the Blood Ravens

+2 votes   media: Trench models for each cardinal direction.
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Dec 4 2012, 11:12pm replied:

Sorry for the late reply, this FAQ isn't exactly very frequented it'd seem.
Dawn of Coalescence is being developed for Dawn of War: Soulstorm only.
You may be worried about the limitation that requires you to install all previous DoW 1 titles to unlock the vanilla races on multiplayer, but there's an little useful program that allows you to trick the game into believing all games are installed, while only Soulstorm is. You can get it here:
Forums.relicnews.com
Or here (it's in German, but the dl links work):
Dow.4players.de
Download link mirror:
Wh40k.se
Additionally, Dawn of Coalescence currently adds OVER FIFTY ARMIES to the game, so you could afford to say "7 armies less in multiplayer... little deal".

+3 votes   article: Dawn of Coalescence Frequently Asked Questions.
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Nov 11 2012, 6:31am says:

Still needs more titans

+9 votes   media: Might As Well Post These Old Screenies
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Oct 24 2012, 7:31am says:

Le Croissant

+2 votes   media: WIP Necron Dirge by Vector
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 21 2012, 10:07am says:

Krieg commander.......
Y U NO DEPLOY ARMORED VEHICLES TOO?

+2 votes   media: The Massacre.
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 13 2012, 8:04am says:

Fancier Tau building? Me approves.

+2 votes   media: News from RT 2's developer Tomb
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Sep 4 2012, 10:11am says:

Was kinda looong ago but who cares?

Moe Moe Kyun~!

+3 votes   media: Mio
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Aug 27 2012, 5:12pm replied:

I... think you're SEVERELY overestimating me.
I barely qualify as coding newbie xP

Some facts though:
I do use Notepad++
I understand new coding languages with relative ease
I tried coding on my own many times. Utterly failed most of those (custom scar win conditions y u no work rite)

+3 votes   member: HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Aug 19 2012, 1:56pm says:

Still needs more dakka

+2 votes   media: keep shooting boys
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Aug 11 2012, 2:08pm says:

*nerdgasm*

+4 votes   media: DOW UA Concepts
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Aug 11 2012, 12:32pm says:

Technoheresy!

Still awesometastic though.

+1 vote   media: 40k
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 10 2012, 9:50pm says:

PINK BAWXES!

Brotip: Use a non-poopy image editor (that is any that isn't M$ paint) for your screenies. They're less prone to white-column-of-doom-on-the-right syndrome xD

Oh and why is yer name censored? And me fouthz I woz paranoid...

+1 vote   media: Isnt that cute....
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 9 2012, 10:25pm replied:

At the right of the picture, there's a field named "Description". MAYBE your browser doesn't like ModDB?

And no lol, I didn't use fancy "description when hovering mouse over picture" notes or how you may want to call them, I don't have THAT much free time xP

+1 vote   media: 1.62.64 New unit goodness
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Jul 5 2012, 10:48pm says:

Mmmhhh... Everything is so tiny in the preview... Go HD view on it for details, it's a rather large screenshot.

+1 vote   media: 1.62.64 New unit goodness
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf
HeavyMetalBreadLoaf Mar 11 2012, 4:14am says:

For the sake of everything that's awesome, and on the name of the Emperor and the Omnissiah make a Grey Knight Terminator Techmarine.
Just for the utterly epic win such unit would be.

+1 vote   media: DOW UA Concepts
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