My name is James Borland (if you didn't already know) and welcome to this erm... profile page? Anywho, I am in the field of Level Design and have been for about 2 years now. Yes you can kill me for my age because i'm not actually 25.... im 14.. im just use to having to fake everything like PSN and Youtube.... No i dont sound like a 5 year old... even though i can sometimes have the attention span of one :D I am Canadian eh? I love maple syrup eh? I don't live in an igloo eh? I dont ride a moose to school eh? BACON IS MOUTH SEX EH?.... should have thought that one over before typing it out... Well i feel to lazy to fix it. Im not fat like most people suspect me to be for some odd reason... I can do some voices well like meat wad (however you spell it), Yoshi, and that epic voice you hear on those commercials with lots of explosions and constantly moving words. Well i hope you had fun reading this. If you read the whole thing then there is a cookie waiting for you in your fridge :D

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BLARGH. Another day.... another day. First day on this site and i know jack all XD. Well im use to it, going into something and figuring it out by myself. In other words...


Hi, im James Borland, a community mapper for Source based games. I dont think im very good, but thats my personal oppinion. I always try my hardest and are testing with new things. Right now i am testing out bumpmaps and a way to get them to look dry and not like they were just pulled out of a sewer. I'll post some pics of what i have when i get the textures and screens transfered ovr to my better computer. I make maps for HL2, GMOD, and TF2 (still having troubles with TF2 map). I have a major liking for dark and damp level designs such as sewers, or anything containing water because it lets my custom textures go to work and rape the... erm... pixels (that one sucks) for damp lighting and varried long hallway radiosity, to small room settings (I don't know what i'm talking aboot xD).


Yes i am Canadian eh? Get over it. If you hate Canadians, then you hate Epic Meal Time... Nuf said.


BLARGH... did i already say that? i dont know but whatev's. Have fun being bored on my channel, page, home thingy, and dont get excited, I don't want a mess on my page.