Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

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*pandabear* Oct 5 2011, 3:50pm says:

omg omg omg omg omg

I cant wait untill its finished. powered by cryengine 3~~~~

+2 votes   media: Waterworld - by Duruk
*pandabear* Sep 26 2011, 12:46pm says:


+1 vote   media: Keratordash - Authuman (Tune from OST)
*pandabear* Sep 19 2011, 11:43am says:

chain saw.
loll cant get enough of this yet. there is more o.o

+2 votes   media: First place "Think inside and outside the Box"
*pandabear* Sep 19 2011, 11:43am says:

love it .
cant wait

+2 votes   media: Second place "Think inside and outside the Box"
*pandabear* Sep 19 2011, 11:42am says:

zomg this is killer nice job

+2 votes   media: Third place "Think inside and outside the Box"
*pandabear* Sep 18 2011, 4:39pm says:


+2 votes   media: All the way to the edge - by Klass1987
*pandabear* Sep 16 2011, 2:47pm says:

Well hello there 09

Its an honor having you on desura.

Feel free to comment me any time.

+1 vote   member: Yuki-kill09
*pandabear* Sep 15 2011, 1:12pm says:

You guys are the coolest!

+1 vote   article: Stellar Impact is now free to play
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:14am says:

COOL a look from a far inside the city.

+1 vote   media: Some Art Concepts #1
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:03am says:

hi hi looks nice.

new look !

+1 vote   media: Parasites Expansion Pack Video
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:02am says:

beautyfull !

+2 votes   media: Parasite starships
*pandabear* Sep 5 2011, 10:54am says:

great talent !

+2 votes   media: OpenKatana
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:30am says:

loll hahaah

+2 votes   media: Again more random shit
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:30am says:


+3 votes   media: Again more random shit
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:25am says:

Ahsoka Thano

+1 vote   media: Ahsoka chillin
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 8:59am replied:

i gues thats the idea!

+1 vote   media: meanwhile in japan...
*pandabear* Sep 1 2011, 7:42pm says:

something new .
i gues it deserves a chance

+2 votes   game: Fate of the Pharaoh
*pandabear* Sep 1 2011, 7:42pm says:

i am eager to hear from this project .

work hard !

+2 votes   game: Demonout - the roguesque adventure
*pandabear* Aug 27 2011, 12:05pm says:

Hmm how do you discripbe art?

Murder and over kill is your anser eh

you are sick :D

+3 votes   media: gore,blood, and the awesome pic and map
*pandabear* Aug 23 2011, 12:31pm says:

loll Hogsy sweeted it eh

Completely computo !@!

+2 votes   media: OpenKatana - Test Style
*pandabear* Aug 12 2011, 10:40pm says:

I am glad flash exists for a good reason.
imagination on a moving digital platform.
motivation for coding :3

+1 vote   group: Adobe Systems Incorporated
*pandabear* Aug 12 2011, 10:32pm says:

Yea korthie sorry for the to late friends request hehe. you had it coming tought :D .

+2 votes   member: Krothie
*pandabear* Aug 12 2011, 10:39pm says:

Who can forget Deus Ex.
no one that i know can forget this game.
the cool sounds in the sewers. the macho cries when shot or posioned or radioactivated .
This game had and still has epicness
uh uh oh and dont forget the story line.

+4 votes   group: Eidos Interactive
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