Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

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*pandabear* Aug 25 2011, 8:53pm says:

Can anyone please tell me where i can buy this game online ad downloadable?

+1 vote   game: Homeworld 2
*pandabear* Aug 23 2011, 12:43pm says:

Lol they mad a star trek mod on this game hehe unreal loll !

+1 vote   game: Homeworld 2
*pandabear* Aug 23 2011, 12:35pm says:

is it like like deutsch?

When i read it , it sounded like an asian language . Pretty COOL !

+2 votes   member: ズのブロッドサファイアー
*pandabear* Aug 23 2011, 12:31pm says:

loll Hogsy sweeted it eh

Completely computo !@!

+2 votes   media: OpenKatana - Test Style
*pandabear* Aug 23 2011, 12:21pm says:

It doesnt look bad.
Looks like it will get some attenshon soon.

+1 vote   game: To the Moon
*pandabear* Aug 22 2011, 8:47pm says:

what did i miss :D

+5 votes   group: Comps
*pandabear* Aug 22 2011, 8:45pm says:

Hmm yes i noticed that dutch is amost the same as german.

Goode avond. Good night.

I find it to be normal your just who you are thats it.

+2 votes   member: ズのブロッドサファイアー
*pandabear* Aug 22 2011, 8:43pm says:

I am prety new ad Desura . I see there are lots of indie games here.
One that i found a great project is the star ruler.
I played the demo and its pretty well made.
I mostly like space colony games.
FPS games with great story lines that i like and played such as Half life, Half life 2 , Gary's Mod, Mass effect 1 , 2.
I am not pretty good ad moding i did try to mods on Half life 2 once its was pretty good.
Mostly i search them on dedicated game mod forums and add the mods. i am planning to start back soon and this time to make my own mods.

+2 votes   member: !!!karmenjell
*pandabear* Aug 21 2011, 12:52am says:

Well hello there you and your pet!

Well i like all sort of games.

mostly i play counterstrike and fps and 3th person shooting on steam.

you will also find me to play some role playing games mmo;s

Planning on hitting on the warhammer 40.000 i hear its pretty good

+2 votes   member: !!!karmenjell
*pandabear* Aug 20 2011, 1:20pm says:

theeee !!!
hello theeeee

how have you been !>

cool vid nice songs.!!! thehehe

+2 votes   member: ズのブロッドサファイアー
*pandabear* Aug 20 2011, 1:18pm says:

hey your a very talented modder

+3 votes   member: Ark_
*pandabear* Aug 20 2011, 1:17pm says:

good job it looks pretty and slick. pure sickness you have to be on pills. awesome.!

+1 vote   media: Pics from a Mirrors edge map remake made by me.
*pandabear* Aug 20 2011, 1:16pm says:

you make your own stages cool !

+1 vote   media: Portal 2 map
*pandabear* Aug 20 2011, 1:07pm says:

hey phy !

+1 vote   member: Psykotic
*pandabear* Aug 20 2011, 12:16pm says:

Hello Vec !

+1 vote   member: VectorIV
*pandabear* Aug 20 2011, 12:15pm says:

hey hogsy how are doing !

+4 votes   member: hogsy
*pandabear* Aug 20 2011, 12:12pm says:

Intelegent stuff maybe i should invest more time in coding then reading forums only, good job !

+2 votes   news: Super site updates!
*pandabear* Aug 20 2011, 12:10pm says:

And where have you been ?

Long time !

+4 votes   member: Katana_
*pandabear* Aug 20 2011, 12:07pm says:

Its a wonderfull start, the pixels eventualy will change.

Dont ask for free stuff if you cant make it your self.

put youre price it will become a successfull bussiness.

+1 vote   game: Chernobyl Terrorist Attack
*pandabear* Aug 14 2011, 4:44pm says:

It's an honor to be part of this big community thank you for accepting me !

+1 vote   member: RK44
*pandabear* Aug 13 2011, 6:59pm says:

I have sent word to most of my friends on there. hope they get the chance to join in.

Desura is simply wicked :D thanks alot Korthie!

+2 votes   member: Krothie
*pandabear* Aug 13 2011, 12:30am says:

sure will work. you can look for people on desura with same intressted as you. It will be alot of fun.
Alot to look in desura realy.
its pretty big. eh

+2 votes   member: Krothie
*pandabear* Aug 13 2011, 12:28am says:

yes i am new to desura also.
thanks for stopping by,.
Feel free to drop by any time.

+3 votes   member: Cmnd_YammarkKasrkin
*pandabear* Aug 13 2011, 12:27am says:

Hello thee !!! hope its how you say it huummm !

Me thee want thee add you as a friend to interact friendly.

and play games like thee wants :3

+2 votes   member: ズのブロッドサファイアー
*pandabear* Aug 12 2011, 11:04pm says:

hehe lets get on more peoples on here.

Gota talk to them international friends to join us on desura to.
Makes things fun .!

+2 votes   member: Krothie
*pandabear* Aug 12 2011, 10:44pm says:

hello there nice vids . nice to know youre on desura !

+2 votes   member: ズのブロッドサファイアー
*pandabear* Aug 12 2011, 10:44pm says:

whats up rex

+2 votes   member: rex989
*pandabear* Aug 12 2011, 10:43pm says:

Hello there RK !

+1 vote   member: RK44
*pandabear* Aug 12 2011, 10:43pm says:

samatha hehe funny ehehe

+2 votes   member: TalonDuCouteau
*pandabear* Aug 12 2011, 10:41pm says:

Well hello gabi.
and welcome to desura !

+2 votes   member: xXMaNiAcXx
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