Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

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*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:16am says:

boing boing boing

+1 vote   media: A new way to enlarge breast...
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:15am says:

omg you kids

+1 vote   media: osama bin laden
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:13am says:

go go go

+1 vote   media: S.T.A.L.K.E.R
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:11am says:

roger that bro i'm going in

+1 vote   media: Misaka Imouto
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:09am says:

yea never on first dateto!

+1 vote   media: OH MY FU*KING GAWD!!!
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:07am says:

Open your mouth. there you go ^^
now zig zag zig zag

+1 vote   media: Dating...
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:06am says:

they took her for granted let us not falter

+1 vote   media: New avvy:Akemi Homura
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:05am says:

shoot shoot !!

+1 vote   media: oh shit
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:05am says:

some water please.
glu glu glu oh its blood o.o

+1 vote   media: oh no!
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:04am says:

watch your head!

+1 vote   media: wach your back...
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:04am says:

piano fail !

+1 vote   media: Pianos
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:04am says:

i wonder way girls go to irak.

+1 vote   media: Strike witches africa
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:03am says:

oh yea thats the japanese Spectre.

+1 vote   media: Tokido Saya
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:02am says:

uhuuu uhuu uhuu hehehe

+1 vote   media: HURRRRR!!!
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 8:59am replied:

i gues thats the idea!

+1 vote   media: meanwhile in japan...
*pandabear* Sep 1 2011, 8:07pm says:

Good work , good paint job like an every day wallpaper baby.

this game deserves to recieve more antension

+1 vote   game: Stellar Impact
*pandabear* Sep 1 2011, 8:01pm says:

i am D-oW-n-L-oA-D-ING THIS - N-O-W. it is super dooper cool !!!!

-3 votes   mod: MINERVA
*pandabear* Sep 1 2011, 7:57pm says:

i highly thank you for making such an impressive mod.
Well deserved love from all gamers.

+2 votes   mod: NEOTOKYO°
*pandabear* Sep 1 2011, 7:42pm says:

something new .
i gues it deserves a chance

+2 votes   game: Fate of the Pharaoh
*pandabear* Sep 1 2011, 7:42pm says:

i am eager to hear from this project .

work hard !

+2 votes   game: Demonout - the roguesque adventure
*pandabear* Sep 1 2011, 7:41pm says:

gossip stuff i love it !

+2 votes   game: Kaptain Brawe: A brawe new world
*pandabear* Aug 29 2011, 11:06am says:

i am impressed.
Good job.
For a mod its has great quality and exclusive.

+1 vote   mod: Sikkmod
*pandabear* Aug 29 2011, 11:04am says:

excelent good work on contrast :D

My dad was amazed !

+1 vote   media: CryENGINE® 3 Realistic Characters
*pandabear* Aug 29 2011, 11:02am says:

look good this is no joke. looks cristal real

+1 vote   media: Scifi scene based on ME2 by flowneppets
*pandabear* Aug 29 2011, 11:00am says:

gg :D

+1 vote   media: Multiplayer gameplay 2 on 2
*pandabear* Aug 29 2011, 10:59am says:

Look pretty amazing.
keep up the good work ha !

+3 votes   news: Details on multiplayer mode
*pandabear* Aug 27 2011, 12:05pm says:

Hmm how do you discripbe art?

Murder and over kill is your anser eh

you are sick :D

+3 votes   media: gore,blood, and the awesome pic and map
*pandabear* Aug 26 2011, 1:06am says:

Day of defeat eh goody goody !

+2 votes   member: Cmnd_YammarkKasrkin
*pandabear* Aug 25 2011, 9:04pm says:

Hey Lizard i read your story.
Sounds intressting , you might actualy be the second gen in gaming if you work hard ad it.
remember to keep up your education.
Sorry if i am being a grandmother right now.

+2 votes   member: LizardGamer
*pandabear* Aug 25 2011, 8:59pm says:

can anyone give me a suguestion on a excelent new space game. Single and mulitiplayer ?

+4 votes   engine: Custom Built
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