Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

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*pandabear* Sep 18 2011, 4:53pm says:

Congratz on your fine work you deserve a medal!

+2 votes     group: Off Limits
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 18 2011, 4:44pm says:

Hello there and well met
how have you been Phenix

everything ok !

+1 vote     member: Phenixtri
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*pandabear* Sep 18 2011, 4:40pm says:

if i just was living in space. man this is cool!

+1 vote     media: Journey to the Sun
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 18 2011, 4:39pm says:

fasinating

+2 votes     media: All the way to the edge - by Klass1987
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 16 2011, 2:47pm says:

Well hello there 09

Its an honor having you on desura.

Feel free to comment me any time.

+1 vote     member: Yuki-kill09
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*pandabear* Sep 15 2011, 1:12pm says:

You guys are the coolest!

+1 vote     article: Stellar Impact is now free to play
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:14am says:

COOL a look from a far inside the city.

+1 vote     media: Some Art Concepts #1
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:13am says:

pretty good .

Sin king is right they look uniek and original!

+1 vote     media: Some Art Concepts #1
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:03am says:

hi hi looks nice.

new look !

+1 vote     media: Parasites Expansion Pack Video
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:03am says:

hi hi looks nice.

new look !

+1 vote     media: Parasites Expansion Pack Video
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:02am says:

beautyfull !

+2 votes     media: Parasite starships
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:02am says:

Another world. Looks realy live like.

The lights interact very well with the picture.

100/100!

+1 vote     media: Some Art Concepts #1
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:00am says:

looks nice for a heli simulator.

What about fly simulator ? dont know it might bring some competition?

+3 votes     game: Take On Helicopters
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 10 2011, 11:59am says:

Looks are not bad actualy there are perfectly great !

+2 votes     media: The Hangar by Stallownage
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*pandabear* Sep 8 2011, 10:15pm says:

cool

+5 votes     game: Sengoku - Way of the Warrior
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 6 2011, 6:24pm says:

Lol i cant compete with these guys eh

+2 votes     media: [Competition] Think Inside & Outside The Box
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 5 2011, 10:56am says:

loll how much do you invest in a room like this one ?

This is much more of a tenchnicians room.

Honestly its even better then mine.

+2 votes     media: Random photo...
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 5 2011, 10:54am says:

great talent !

+2 votes     media: OpenKatana
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*pandabear* Sep 4 2011, 12:14pm says:

looks pretty dicent.

+2 votes     game: Armada 2526 Supernova
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:54am says:

homeworld 2 has more space mods then other space games XD

+3 votes     mod: Slipstream: The Price of Freedom
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:37am says:

hello there !!

+2 votes     member: INtense!
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:30am says:

loll hahaah

+2 votes     media: Again more random shit
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:30am says:

hahahahah

+3 votes     media: Again more random shit
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:27am says:

when things have to show they have to show

+1 vote     media: Sexy Furry`s
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:25am says:

Ahsoka Thano

+1 vote     media: Ahsoka chillin
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:21am says:

someone arest that meido

+1 vote     media: A sign
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:21am says:

you got to tell me the program for this one.

whats the programs name ??

+1 vote     media: Tera Online - Elin
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:20am says:

do not light the witch

+1 vote     media: BITCHES!OH SHHHHIIIIIITTTT!!!
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:19am says:

KO

+1 vote     media: SUMO
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:18am says:

how did they even manage to compute in that era.
bits and bottons.

+1 vote     media: H4x0rz_on_t3h_s3rv3r
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