Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

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*pandabear* Nov 12 2011, 8:18am says:

its gona get even more funner thank you thank you!!

+2 votes   article: New version 1.0.66 is out.
*pandabear* Oct 14 2011, 11:30am says:

Cryengine 3 hehe there gona blow your mind with it!

+2 votes   media: Continum mod - by Tiesto
*pandabear* Sep 26 2011, 12:51pm says:

hehe same old Obsidian.
If you remember me i'm from Steam.
Panda Bear is mine nickname.
You gived me some suguestions on how to begin with linux on the steam group Steam client for Linux.
Its ok that you forgot, i dind have the chance to be as active as before realy.

glad your back and cooking codes.

+4 votes   member: Katana_
*pandabear* Sep 20 2011, 9:24pm says:

i have those speakers

+2 votes   media: My desk
*pandabear* Sep 20 2011, 3:54pm says:

well we are surf fast in this era.

+1 vote   media: Welcome to the Internet!
*pandabear* Sep 18 2011, 4:53pm says:

Congratz on your fine work you deserve a medal!

+2 votes   group: Off Limits
*pandabear* Sep 18 2011, 4:40pm says:

if i just was living in space. man this is cool!

+1 vote   media: Journey to the Sun
*pandabear* Sep 6 2011, 6:24pm says:

Lol i cant compete with these guys eh

+2 votes   media: [Competition] Think Inside & Outside The Box
*pandabear* Sep 1 2011, 8:07pm says:

Good work , good paint job like an every day wallpaper baby.

this game deserves to recieve more antension

+1 vote   game: Stellar Impact
*pandabear* Aug 29 2011, 11:02am says:

look good this is no joke. looks cristal real

+1 vote   media: Scifi scene based on ME2 by flowneppets
*pandabear* Aug 29 2011, 10:59am says:

Look pretty amazing.
keep up the good work ha !

+3 votes   article: Details on multiplayer mode
*pandabear* Aug 20 2011, 1:16pm says:

you make your own stages cool !

+1 vote   media: Portal 2 map
*pandabear* Aug 13 2011, 12:30am says:

sure will work. you can look for people on desura with same intressted as you. It will be alot of fun.
Alot to look in desura realy.
its pretty big. eh

+2 votes   member: Krothie
*pandabear* Sep 18 2011, 4:44pm says:

Hello there and well met
how have you been Phenix

everything ok !

+1 vote   member: Phenixtri
*pandabear* Sep 18 2011, 4:39pm says:


+2 votes   media: All the way to the edge - by Klass1987
*pandabear* Sep 16 2011, 2:47pm says:

Well hello there 09

Its an honor having you on desura.

Feel free to comment me any time.

+1 vote   member: Yuki-kill09
*pandabear* Sep 15 2011, 1:12pm says:

You guys are the coolest!

+1 vote   article: Stellar Impact is now free to play
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:14am says:

COOL a look from a far inside the city.

+1 vote   media: Some Art Concepts #1
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:13am says:

pretty good .

Sin king is right they look uniek and original!

+1 vote   media: Some Art Concepts #1
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:03am says:

hi hi looks nice.

new look !

+1 vote   media: Parasites Expansion Pack Video
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:03am says:

hi hi looks nice.

new look !

+1 vote   media: Parasites Expansion Pack Video
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:02am says:

beautyfull !

+2 votes   media: Parasite starships
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:02am says:

Another world. Looks realy live like.

The lights interact very well with the picture.


+1 vote   media: Some Art Concepts #1
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:00am says:

looks nice for a heli simulator.

What about fly simulator ? dont know it might bring some competition?

+3 votes   game: Take On Helicopters
*pandabear* Sep 10 2011, 11:59am says:

Looks are not bad actualy there are perfectly great !

+2 votes   media: The Hangar by Stallownage
*pandabear* Sep 8 2011, 10:15pm says:


+5 votes   game: Sengoku - Way of the Warrior
*pandabear* Sep 5 2011, 10:56am says:

loll how much do you invest in a room like this one ?

This is much more of a tenchnicians room.

Honestly its even better then mine.

+2 votes   media: Random photo...
*pandabear* Sep 5 2011, 10:54am says:

great talent !

+2 votes   media: OpenKatana
*pandabear* Sep 4 2011, 12:14pm says:

looks pretty dicent.

+1 vote   game: Armada 2526 Supernova
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:54am says:

homeworld 2 has more space mods then other space games XD

+3 votes   mod: Slipstream: The Price of Freedom
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:37am says:

hello there !!

+2 votes   member: INtense!
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:30am says:

loll hahaah

+2 votes   media: Again more random shit
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:30am says:


+3 votes   media: Again more random shit
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:27am says:

when things have to show they have to show

+1 vote   media: Sexy Furry`s
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:25am says:

Ahsoka Thano

+1 vote   media: Ahsoka chillin
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:21am says:

someone arest that meido

+1 vote   media: A sign
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:21am says:

you got to tell me the program for this one.

whats the programs name ??

+1 vote   media: Tera Online - Elin
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:20am says:

do not light the witch

*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:19am says:


+1 vote   media: SUMO
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:18am says:

how did they even manage to compute in that era.
bits and bottons.

+1 vote   media: H4x0rz_on_t3h_s3rv3r
*pandabear* Dec 1 2011, 4:04pm says:

hello whats up over there !!

+2 votes   member: gmh_michael
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:04am says:

piano fail !

+1 vote   media: Pianos
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