Blogs - ourmagicdoctor

Hi, I'm the Doctor M.D., not from Doctor Who or anything like that, I own a community and several servers that are relatively popular. I know how to do advanced mapping, and some coding.<br /><br /> >Be me<br />>Be 16 years of age at the time<br />>Christmas time and all I wanted was shrek on DVD<br />>Go down stairs to open presents<br />>Open a box it was a wii<br />>Drop the wii and run up to my room and cried<br />>Pray to shrek<br />>I smell a strange cent clinging to the air it smelled of onions and swamp<br />>All the sudden a loud thud down stairs<br />>I run down stairs to see shrek coming down the chimney<br />>Happy shrekmass he yelled as he grabbed my dad <br />>Shrek pulled down my dads pants and forces the wii inside his asshole<br />>Shrek puts in a shrek game and uses my dads penis as a wii remote until it rips off<br />>Shrek says "Game ogre" and snaps my dads neck and rips it off finally putting it ontop of the christmas tree<br />>Shrek grabs my grandmother who was visitng for christmas and rips her tits off<br />>she yells and screams for me to help her<br />>shrek puts his green cock in her tit hole where her tits used to be and fucks her heart until she dies<br />>he begins to rub onions on her corpse then eat her whole<br />>shrek looks at me<br />>i say i-is is ogre now?<br />>shrek says it aint ogre till i say its ogre<br />>he puts me to my knees and i look up to him with tears of joy<br />>shrek offers me his green onion smelling swampy cock and turns my head with his hand and puts it in my ear<br />>i get high from the shrek cock in my brain <br />>shrek juices begin to shoot from his cock and ooz out of my nose and all holes of my body<br />>he backs up "its all ogre now"<br />>he leaps threw the ceiling and threw the roof into space <br />>shrek is life shrek is love<br />