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1 comment by OrangeNero on Aug 27th, 2014

Agramon [NIL]  5. Aug. um 22:18 Uhr 
People bought the game and logged in confused and lost. 
The tutorial missions don't pop up in your face and force you to follow them.
The new people got frustrated, lost and confused.
Some got killed by Nether
Most were killed by other veteran players who KOS anything that moves.
The bambis spawned in the safezone thinking they were safe.
The safezone was compromised and they died again.
About 25% gave up and have never logged back in.
The rest chose safezone a few more times before choosing world as the spawn point.
A veteran player gunned them down.
Rinse and repeat a few times until they got the gist of things. 
July #1 patch came out.
Logged in and took 15 minutes for the server list to load.
Picked a server and waited 5 minutes in spec mode.
Kicked back to server selection again.
25% give up and never log back in. 10% of those message support and never hear back.
the rest are more patient.
10 minutes pass and they can pick a server again.
Log into a server and run around looting boxes.
get in fight with another player.
Unload all of their ammunition into the player and see blood spray, but the player never dies.
hack them to death with a katana.
loot boxes.
Get stabbed with a butter knife by a speed hacker.
spawn in safezone.
sniped by camping sniper as soon as you gear back up and the safezone timer runs out.
spawn in safezone.
gear up again. leave a different way.
loot and pillage with bad hit boxes. 
rinse and repeat.
decide to snipe from a roof.
Let off of shift key and 'W', but walk off the side of the building anyway.
get ♥♥♥♥ed and log out.
July #2 patch fixes some problems.
Log in see very little actually fixed aside from the server load times.
Play a while. Die from normal play.
Spawn at safe.
Sniped just outside the safezone.
No more weapons stored up. May as well spawn in world.
Start looting boxes.
9mm ammo
crunchy bens
Where the hell are all the gun parts?!
get trapped in water and drowned.
Spawn at safe zone.
leave and find a S&R in the subway
killed by another player with single headshot despite hitbox problems.
20% Rage quit. never log back in
the rest respawn at safe zone to hear some idiot using a voice changer over the broken in game voice chat.
Sneak up to loot drop
obtain a mag dr
try to shoot a guy
30 mag dr rounds at point blank
the guy turns around like nothing happened
get killed with a crowbar.
50% buy DayZ and play it instead.
Finally July patch 4
Log in to try out new patch
hitboxes fixed!
Can't try that out without a gun
spend 30 minutes finding a S&R
Find a target (victim!)
get mowed down by a mag dr
(confirmed hitbox fix at least)
spawn in safezone
sniped by CRUz3r 
spend 3 hours trying to get a reasonable weapon.
Find S&R and HAZ and KAB 
being chased by someone with a mag dr
gunned down 

developer left the game 

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OrangeNero Jun 8 2013, 9:20am says:

I am on vacation.

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Maxen1416 May 21 2013, 5:20pm says:

i still like your avatar

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Poly_G Jun 6 2013, 9:57pm replied:

I emphatically agree.

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OrangeNero May 21 2013, 8:02pm replied:

I'll stick to it :-)

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OrangeNero May 14 2013, 12:16pm says:

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Reborn:X May 20 2013, 11:43am replied:

The only "word" the Google does not know.

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Reborn:X May 9 2013, 10:45am says:

This is from where the EU generals got their shoulder patch mottos:

Bad concepts are bad. It makes the EU Army looks like the top staff was all manned by Germans with a penchant for WWI uniforms.

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OrangeNero May 9 2013, 10:15pm replied:

Oh my EA. Your research is admirable, thx for the notice while I am still laughing about that blond woman for GLA. Certainly if there is going to be a campaign I doubt it will be in the style of Generals, maybe a less wacky RA3 at best.

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AirborneSn1p3r Apr 27 2013, 12:55pm says:

got the mod going yet?

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