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1 comment by OrangeNero on Aug 27th, 2014

Agramon [NIL]  5. Aug. um 22:18 Uhr 
People bought the game and logged in confused and lost. 
The tutorial missions don't pop up in your face and force you to follow them.
The new people got frustrated, lost and confused.
Some got killed by Nether
Most were killed by other veteran players who KOS anything that moves.
The bambis spawned in the safezone thinking they were safe.
The safezone was compromised and they died again.
About 25% gave up and have never logged back in.
The rest chose safezone a few more times before choosing world as the spawn point.
A veteran player gunned them down.
Rinse and repeat a few times until they got the gist of things. 
July #1 patch came out.
Logged in and took 15 minutes for the server list to load.
Picked a server and waited 5 minutes in spec mode.
Kicked back to server selection again.
25% give up and never log back in. 10% of those message support and never hear back.
the rest are more patient.
10 minutes pass and they can pick a server again.
Log into a server and run around looting boxes.
get in fight with another player.
Unload all of their ammunition into the player and see blood spray, but the player never dies.
hack them to death with a katana.
loot boxes.
Get stabbed with a butter knife by a speed hacker.
spawn in safezone.
sniped by camping sniper as soon as you gear back up and the safezone timer runs out.
spawn in safezone.
gear up again. leave a different way.
loot and pillage with bad hit boxes. 
rinse and repeat.
decide to snipe from a roof.
Let off of shift key and 'W', but walk off the side of the building anyway.
get ♥♥♥♥ed and log out.
July #2 patch fixes some problems.
Log in see very little actually fixed aside from the server load times.
Play a while. Die from normal play.
Spawn at safe.
Sniped just outside the safezone.
No more weapons stored up. May as well spawn in world.
Start looting boxes.
9mm ammo
bandages
gum
crunchy bens
Where the hell are all the gun parts?!
get trapped in water and drowned.
Spawn at safe zone.
leave and find a S&R in the subway
killed by another player with single headshot despite hitbox problems.
20% Rage quit. never log back in
the rest respawn at safe zone to hear some idiot using a voice changer over the broken in game voice chat.
Sneak up to loot drop
obtain a mag dr
try to shoot a guy
30 mag dr rounds at point blank
the guy turns around like nothing happened
get killed with a crowbar.
50% buy DayZ and play it instead.
Finally July patch 4
Log in to try out new patch
hitboxes fixed!
Can't try that out without a gun
spend 30 minutes finding a S&R
Find a target (victim!)
get mowed down by a mag dr
(confirmed hitbox fix at least)
spawn in safezone
sniped by CRUz3r 
spend 3 hours trying to get a reasonable weapon.
Find S&R and HAZ and KAB 
being chased by someone with a mag dr
gunned down 
rage
quit


developer left the game 

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Three accounts? What?
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OrangeNero
OrangeNero Apr 19 2014, 3:01am says:

Happy Easter to all of you, mates!

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Reborn:X Apr 18 2014, 12:35pm says:

Happy Easter Orange!

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OrangeNero
OrangeNero Apr 7 2014, 8:43pm says:

I should probably clarify that the pictures of wargame with ships were from the closed beta. In the new open beta the ships are currently not available until they're patched in. Some people complained...

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Reborn:X Feb 2 2014, 2:45pm says:

Lately I had the weird pleasure to read and translate some Russian writing and it had word "шлагбаум" which translates as "Schlagbaum" which is a type of a road barrier. First time I actually noticed the Russians to use German language loanwords in their written text. Weird but kind of a funny story.

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Guest
Guest Feb 3 2014, 12:59pm replied:

да ну?

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Tell me, who you really are Guest?

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Guest Feb 5 2014, 10:36am replied:

I'm just Russian... and I like CnC...
просто мимо проходил... в тот раз...

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