News - MazNator

A little bit about myself: Age: 2,000+ Height: 31 foot 4 Weight: 45 LBS Eye color: Green, purple, brown, and blue. True name: Wazza Mattahue. Bio: Orphaned by space pirates, I grew up with a tragic background onboard Space Colony BARK. Where I was captured and sealed in molasses for 50 years by the forces of D.U.M. After responding the telapathic messages of princess Helda, who had the wrong number the whole time(She was ringing dominos pizza) I was swallowed by a dinosour, shoved into an egg, and thrown at guys with masks. However, I managed to escape the egg. Just to find myself cornered by brain-dead clones. Who claimed I was part of the "force-guy" knight order. I fled by asking them a simple mathematical question(Whats 1 + 1). I have recently stepped up the plate of patriotism, joining the TEA party. And I now help my fellow americans by demanding their benifits be slashed, and that Mcdonalds puts 50% more petroleum in their chocolate shakes. Thats my life for you!