"Woah" -Christopher Walken
Seriously, no "Your carpet bombing is free if not delivered in 30 minutes or less" ?
One Planck Length is a more exact estimate
The properties of adhesion and cohesion just happened, ************
I did the vanilla pudding one, but with a stick of deodorant and white chocolate
Really got some great stares
That's the expiration date on my chocolate milk!
I could have used that
*zips up pants*
This reminds me of the teacher who attempted to peddle the idea that the sun is the largest star in existence, I proved her wrong...
.. In kindergarten
Damn, almost an hour too late to post a comment at that time claiming to be the king of it...
Where do you put more quarters when you run out of lives?
Still not as bad as a cat watching you have explosive diarrhea
(I've been through both)
I prefer Sandy's game of finding the hay in the needlestack
I sense a magnifying glass out of Brazil in the works
Something looks off with the GPS. Is the shield covering it?
I'd love to see the crashes fixed. Today, I wasn't able to get past the main menu.
Too bad that whoever worked with marketing Crush Orange didn't ensure it was packaged in something like those
The moment after adult swim is over
What about the myriads of asteroids that just can't be destroyed?
Oh my god!
Suicide bombers no longer have to die themselves
Mr. President, you're looking quite well after that incident in the theater.
I thought it confirmed the abuse
Can anyone perform gene therapy? I can't be white anymore
"Here comes the Hammerhead!"
I was just complaining about Carmageddon's lack of generic cars to my friend when I stumbled upon this
(Edit- the friend wasn't merely in my head)
Give or take a few centuries
Thank you so god damned much
That has been eating away at me
Who in god's name in 123Dan123 ?