"Woah" -Christopher Walken
So, when are we going to see camera controls that are at least mediocre, along with steering wheel support?
Kudos to the pilot
Water that tree and let the experiment commence!
He wants that grenade to shoot a nice hot stream up his bum
(it's funny if you know how HEAT warheads work)
It's **** like that that killed my turtle!
It's not eaten in triangles
one side is a ******* arc
I wish that wasn't as funny as it was. I honestly do.
Can't forget about the throat
Because missiles like that are shot from distances greater than the size of any map in PR. I know the AGM-65 can potentially fly further than it can see things, and the version that uses a FLIR will make BF2's draw distance cringe.
That's not the DPRK
That bike has a motor!
Suddenly, baking wasn't so easy
Reminds of the waiting place in Oh the Places You'll Go
So that's why my girlfriend always asks me to shave
Will there be simulation of external and terminal ballistics?
My Keyboard Got Damaged
Made it better for me
My girlfriend lives at house 404 on her street
That's either an M16A3 or A2
After a bad greenlight experience, I'm glad to see this get up there
That's why I don't give people shoulder massages
He could run
One Planck Length is a more exact estimate
The properties of adhesion and cohesion just happened, ************
That's the expiration date on my chocolate milk!
This reminds me of the teacher who attempted to peddle the idea that the sun is the largest star in existence, I proved her wrong...
.. In kindergarten
Where do you put more quarters when you run out of lives?
Still not as bad as a cat watching you have explosive diarrhea
(I've been through both)
I prefer Sandy's game of finding the hay in the needlestack
I thought it confirmed the abuse
Give or take a few centuries
It's a sad day when a game calls itself "extreme" when the boats can't even flip over (it's like turning off the crashes in the MS Flight Sim series, but without a way to turn them on)
that's how you get tetanus
"... gonna start walking around the office like a droopy dog on downers"
Introducing the iMnotfunny
Wait, you're supposed to use air rifles for that?
Oh, that explains all the blood, and the police...
Should be 33%
And lower condition on the gun, and only the remaining bullets for one box
Glad I'm not the only one who went through that
oops, thats what happens when you double click the "Post Comment" button
Didn't know you could see thunder
I love the look of those rock formations
It looks like those little green plastic army men I used to play with as a kid
And I like the KPVT they rigged onto the turret
Gah... must... not... import a UAZ!
I can't keep myself from it any longer!
It does for me, just fine.
Any game on this engine does, like Steel Fury and Steel Armor
That alone is enough to make me try this xD
One time when I was in Rio, this guy mugged me. I panicked and forgot to switch to my fists rendering me unable to defend myself. Luckily they got better health care there than in the US...
need something to keep the morale up *wink*
his mask reminds me of the character Master Yi in the game League of Legends
it looks great
i think UP has the '56 pack included (least my install does)
The game of life takes a dark turn when you land on the "join the air force" space...
Santa does not traffic coal anymore, now he uses copper, steel, and lead xD
and with an M2, looks like he'll get enough nuts for winter
gonna be sweet, good luck on completing it
mind = blown
is it just me, or whenever there's a pair of arms, someone WILL mention CSS
Is the ammunition in that subsonic, to go with the suppressor?
2 handed swords, the ultimate buzzkill for pikemen xD
Looks very professional for a republican
I prefer to be blinded by the Yen
hey, that reminds me, didnt Japan- OH MY GOD [runs out the door]
Cool picture, so I did I double the number of Americans in agreement with this?
Dragunov's Rifle, can't go wrong with it
looks a lot like the Centauro
Dude, reminds me of the vehicle in Metal Gear Solid 3!
I love the AA effects in that game, cant wait to see what they did in Cliffs of Dover
Sweet device, almost looks like an awkward angle for some stuff on it though, I mean, if nobody is gonna be lookin to closely at it then it doesn't matter
besides, audioghost, you think that NOBODY other than fallout used the wrist attached method of displaying relevant information? (its called my wrist watch)
Not a single one shot down by an enemy aircraft
Wilhelm III had a little issue that occurred whenever there was a full moon out...
Dude, i have a book with that on the cover
"Thats what bad about Russia, you never know when you're being taped"
-Richard Nixon (taped recording of him)
"I am not a crook"
you cant beat the failed Moped with a rocket launcher though xD
THAT is a true Soviet tank right there, just add vodka and its complete ^^
I'd hate to be the guy in the back with all that dust and exhaust fumes xD
regardless of the above flame war
nice pic, just a little underexposed
add a big concrete building and you got The USSR in a bundle!
****, thats a good photograph
when was that taken?
Those Brits feel no fear!
I'd retreat if they can stand still and not shudder with the artillery fire right next to them xD
I love the haze effect of the atmosphere xD
Better hope the driver is shielded from the exhaust xD
"its just a flesh wound"
^ Its called an FN Minime
the M249 is based off of that gun, the gun above appears to also based on the Minime also
Man, the 105mm (am i right on the size?) cannon really did some damage on the Ho Chi Minh trail. Sweet pic!
Ford Tri-Motor in the background?
seems like what would happen if a bunch of plant cells got bored and decided to make some art out of themselves
who keeps a crowbar just hanging on their back (other than Gorden Freeman)?
The roundel on German military vehicles is really cool looking...
oh yea, and that is just a sweet vehicle!
Just like in Afghanistan xD
The design didn't allow for the wheels to let it move forward.
I think it is then one of the best pranks in history xD
no bo shurikans?
he's about to hit Dubai or Abu Dhabi. I think Tokyo got old for 'im
Doesn't look right. He seems to be raising it as if it was facing upwards and out to the right of his body.
If was on his back, it would be facing up but he would be pulling it downwards and more from the side, not from the bottom that it did not come from
If it was on his chest, it would sweep upwards and to the right (seeing as it would be to the left of his hand), and it would already be in 2 hands by the time its in his view
If it was on his hip (I know soldiers do that with the CTAR-21) he would have to tilt it upwards and would never tilt it all of the way (that's just wasted time moving it back), also his off hand would have grabbed it already to pull it up before it was in his view
Try to make the animation to show that he is actually grabbing it from somewhere on his body that he would keep it
Will the vehicles have the proper colors for that? (I know some British armor uses a Green, which does the same thing except that white is now a bright, vibrant green)
needs a lot of work
Try sizing up the top, putting the missing section under the slide, over the trigger guard, and repositioning the trigger
also ,the sights appear way too small
note how the sights actually stick out
Blender3d does in fact have an extrude command where you can take a subdivided section and stretch it outwards (creates new faces, so it raises it outward without stretching and disturbing other points/faces)
Aircraft carriers do not have a ramp at the front like that. Its just dangerous and would cause the plane to just get wrecked, especially at that angle.
Also, the front part of the hull comes to a (relatively) sharp point, not a sluggish flat edge like that (gotta be hydrodynamic)
nice, I always love gmod poses
"The last President I was a fan of was Reagan"
WHY!?!??!! What the **** did Regan do right?!?!
Just from reading that, you invalidated your thesis in my eyes, so I just won't read any further, I'm sorry, but I try to understand the ideas of everyone, but, no, I just can't read it...
Just saying that our president is somehow associated with Socialism is fail on the authors part
Besides, the authors point here reminds me of Thomas Hobbes' ideas, and where the **** did he want everyone to be at?! (rhetorical question, if you don't know, then uhh... may as well wiki 'im or read Leviathan)
umm... the C-130 (the original cargo plane) was made in 1957...
very nice *claps*
in a bunch of pieces in all directions?
I wonder how far he can hit the giant enemy crab in it's weak points for massive damage...
Holy **** how old is that man?!?!??!
its flabbergasting when you think about the suffering these peoples go though, Just imagine how long they've waited for that to arrive
I bet the cost of those aircraft could feed, buy proper housing, and get primary and secondary education for a small nation
your profile pic is of the pope, right?
(hint, it's a joke)
Yea, I just hold my eye right at the sight with no stock, works very well XD
The barret looks a tad big on his head, I don't think it should stick out so much
Nice, is that an H&K USP?
umm... hip-fire fail?
Wow, I really should do that to my parents (damn straight I'm a furry!)
That's way to funny!
the tech-9 is the full auto version i think
unless KG-9 IS the Tech-9, but i dunno...
Yea, and it's only the government in the USA who is with Israel
I'm an American and I haven't met anyone who agrees with what they've done yet
"man, i gotta stop eating limes before i go off into battle!"
the hilt looks a little small, i noticed a katana is more like a hand-and-a-half sword, while the hilt there looks like it would be only used with one hand (like a longsword)
Also, the blade appears to be too thick, it should be just about the same size as the hilt (since the blade goes down into the hilt, like with any sword/knife)
I CANT WAIT FOR THIS!!!
So, what exactly is going on here?
WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US?!
I need new pants
He appears to have a lot of shiny metal parts on him. Soldiers would tend to avoid anything that reflects a lot of light, in order to not be seen (if they're seen, they would lose the initiative, and could easily be ambushed). I would never expect, even in a parallel universe, that a professional soldier would be stupid enough to make that mistake.
Looks good, but that issue should probably be solved.
I'm loving the look of the background, very... destroyed xD
Looks neato, im defiantly keeping an eye on this
I still can't wait to see a BMP-2 though
no, Mexican food is a neverending competition to see how much salt you can fit into any given meal
I wonder if any dirt that got in there caused any issues for soldiers...
The G98 was the original rifle (Gewehr 1898 = Rifle 1898) while the K98 (Karabiner 1898 = Carbine 1898), 2 different, but similar rifles.
That's the original German made one (Construktion 1896)
there were plenty of Chinese versions of the C96 made, but I doubt any showed up in Germany while the Germans were making the better, original version themselves.
the model looks absolutely amazing by the way! xD
yea, the BTR-80 has a 14.5 mm machine gun with a 7.62 mm PKM right?
I love the gun effect, reminds me of the beginning of T2!
Factual error: The toilet paper pictured here does not have the razor wire.
Hey, can ya get some of that wealth over here? The school I go to has modular units (designed to be used for 5 years) from the 1970s...
I think those will outlast the end of the ******* universe...
I've had some bad experiences with parachutes. the AI can magically hit me in the air, and I go falling and die.
Neither will win. They are on the same side. Russia does have some Bradleys at their disposal.
And I'm pretty sure it's a real pic.
I'll TOW your face...
I think the BMP still wins on firepower with it's 30mm autocannon (oh wait, the BTR-90 has one of those...)
For some reason I still like the ICV version better. Just seems this is only good for engaging tanks (I noticed vehicles with troop carrying capabilities tend to work well when they can actively support the troops they carry).
The irony here is a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris would actually destroy the person, and anything on, near, staring at, or facing the general direction of that person.
I heard the Russian Roulette one as:
Chuck Norris can win Russian Roulette with a semi-auto.
MR GORBACHEV! TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!!!
For a modern battlefield, I suggest you replace it with razor wire. Instead of barbs, ya got very sharp razors (if the name didn't imply it).
Much more useful... muahaha....
dude, now i can use my jesus for something useful!
Looks good, but get it a little brighter.
I love it, just can't wait to use it!
3 words: acid trip
Gotta get the terrorists and save the childrens. WITH THE BOX GUN!
It looks good. All you need is some light on the big guys face, and a little bit better posing of the gun in the guys hand.
I love the gigantic phone right next to the guy with the gigantic hands by the way :D
(as in the archer on the pic itself)
Hmmmm... it might be a little hard to ride this baby, very contrasting to Strangelove with the world ending!
I love it, but I also want to see it go boom!
I cant wait to play without instantly firing AI!
Wow, none of you know of "2001 a Space Odyssey"
I tripped onto my katana...
I think I'm gonna have an ****** firing that...
Requires so much, why not just make a mod which requires the game that the page is for...
I second that.
Get some pictures up, a bio and some blog stuff!
At least we're being notified of how we may all die :D
Wait a minute, wasn't it AAA (anti-aircraft-artillery) though?
Even the operators of this must have small penises...
EDIT- and I mean small. Like REALLY REALLY... REALLY small
Whoever created that must have a ******* small *****
This is in the USA?!
White is potential locations for sites.
Hey, I'd take being knocked down and such even if it looked like super mario when it happened, as long as it happens realistically not all of it has to look perfect. (but then that's me...)
Was he a fridge repairman? That seems to be a dangerous line of duty with all the demon invasions n such
If it was Combat Flight Sim. 3 (Microshaft) then the plane would have exploded the minute it TOUCHED the ground...
Please release a patch. I've downloaded both twice, and (after restarting) the files were apparently corrupt.
I love the classic pineapple pattern!
I love it!
Such a beautiful gun, brings out the American in me...
Amazing. I love the smoke plume in the town, I guess somebody wasn't trained on proper use of the RPG...
Alright, the first Jamaican astronaut comes at the same time as Evolutions!
This does not truly simulate the gameplay properly, as the player isn't unfairly shot in the face.
So, why haven't you been forcefully switched by the US government to work on the game Americas Army? I mean you can do better than the original dev team did!
The vehicle looks good, but the tires look a tad big, like a military monster truck.
I cant wait to see that in game
So, why would an AMERICAN tank have the Third Reich's flag on it?
(emphasis on "american" as in commonly used adjective for something from the USA)
So, I do not think there is any gun that was ever made called the'.45'. That up there is an M1911 if I'm correct...
Looks even better than Half Life 2 (2005), which had amazing graphics for its time!
It looks great,but you better make the aperture sight correctly! I hate it when games don't!!
looks great, now only if people did this same concept for more games...
so, does the bridge have risk of collapsing or anything, or is this just a: everybody wins! kinda game used for psychologically under-aged individuals who happen to be geniuses?
crap... I covered my ears, I thought that thing was going shoot (too bad it didn't, I hate my wallpaper...)
YAY! Less lag! Keep it up!
CaptainRaider, I think the lump may be his hair.
Nice model, I still find it hard to believe that modders are outdoing commercial development teams. (like 5 fingers, not 2 and a lump!)
I don't think any physics engine can do procedural destruction (closest I found was DMM, and that uses pre-determined "splinter patterns").
EDIT- well, if you count metal bending, then yes, it is possible to use software to emulate that... (DMM again... some stuff with crash testers... so they don't have to use real cars, but that isn't any fun!)
Hahaha... that is sick!
What the f---?! I thought you said this was supposed to be classic Fallout, but here ya got Fallout 3 Power Armor, Laser Rifle, Mini Gun, and a Fallout 3 supermutant (that stuff was made by Bethesda, NOT Interplay)...
wow, that is amazing!
looks good, but how long has Max Payne been out?
<sorry, I must of hit something, discard this>
This engine is too awesome. Just too bad there is only 1 game that uses it, Just like cosypeter said.
This engine even beats the cry engine 2 in some areas (like the AI for example; no unrealistic, constant, overly fast side stepping while shooting with more accuracy than the player with more health than a guy with a f-in nano suit...)
So, I still cant belive this is a farcy mod and not a crysis mod.
oh my god! I loved perfect dark, I will track this mod, but I hope gameplay remains like farcrys, perfect dark is fun to play, but that was with an N64 controller, not a mouse and keyboard. Good work, and dont let this mod die!
HAHAHAHA, dont you realize this isn't finished, they dont even have a release date planned, in fact, based on the description, they are not even currently working on it!
ONLY 100 LIGHTYEARS?!?!?!?!?!
Dear god I gotta go to plad if I wanna explore all of it...
awww c'mon! I hate radscorpions!
downloading now, I tried the AI mod for normal crysis, and it was good. I died at times when in normal crysis I would just run through gunning em down. I love how they are smart enough to use cover!
this doesnt work. There is no jpg file for you to use.
wow, this looks awesome! I am keepin a lookout for this!
I cant wait to blow zombies away in this good looking mansion!
wait, 4 people?!??!?! This is like one of those amazing games that take hundreds of people! I mean this looks like crysis!!! Infinity Team!! keep it up!!
oooo, nice water!
I wonder what other planets will be in this game (like icy ones, hot ones, ones with pH 1 acid rain, that sounds fun!)
wow, amazingly done, there is one small insignificant thing... It might be me but the atmosphere is not visible... Otherwise, that is *$(#ing sweet!!!
what is that thing is the lower lefthand corner?!?!
I see how a cattle prod would be something they would have a Jurassic Park, but didn't they have SPAS 12 shotguns?
ok, ill feel safe only with a minigun with that thing arond
this mod has everything a good zombie game has! (plus a chainsaw)
he is thinking "happy place, happy place, happy place, this is not a happy place..."
Because ArmA totally has flat water
Will these guys get music for their cars as good as the stuff used for the Iraqi Insurgency and Hamas?
Is the military supposed to raid the starting camp, killing everyone?
I had to snag an AK-103 and was killed when the medkits stopped healing me (no idea why that happened)
I don't know what to do, since sitting on *** in the traders basement wasn't what I had in mind. There's no way to fend off the huge amount of soldiers that show up
And SAS in black clothing and gas masks?
It looks like what I got in the mail today
Happy birthday to me!
Quality stuff here. A perfect example of Unity Engine games
Either that gun is too big, or that guy is mini
I would draw myself some dignity!
Eventually, one's entire wardrobe will be on a hard drive. You choose your clothing for the day and upload itit to a USB drive
The description actually works...
That's child abuse though
Re: The bottom frame
Sorry for **** quality video
The worst part is if this happens when you're at a friends house
"Master Shake: You know, I'm kinda gettin' a bad headache.
Carl: Yeah, I know what you mean, man.
Master Shake: And I don't know if it's this song, or if it is the heavy magnets that were inserted into the base of my neck."
Welcome to Humor, Satire, and Parody
Hurry up, Stephen Hawking is waiting his turn
Dim Gender_Teacher as Boolean
Dim Gender_Me as Boolean
Dim Orientation as Integer
Dim Hotness as Integer
Seems Basic enough
By adding an 'r' you could make an obscure **** *** joke
3 = future of gaming industry
8 = explains why the jump scares became predictable (and thus some preventable)