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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 31 2015, 9:44pm replied:

And dwarves are always Scottish.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2015, 7:50am says:

The conference should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
Or it should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
Or it should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
But you shouldn't side with China, cos that's just
whack.

0 votes   media: Obama State Of The Union Remix
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2015, 4:02am replied:

1st mission is being devised now - clarity has been struck while I have been mining my mind for answers.

+1 vote   media: Company logo?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 6:04am says:

A2. Seems more "bunkered down" and practical to me, but I'm not sure if that's what you're aiming for with the European faction. If you're aiming for pure futurism, I say go with the most flash, A1 or B1.

+1 vote   media: EU Factory v.2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2015, 8:09pm says:

Hades (as cliche as the name is) probably had close quarters combat training. And if you paid attention to the cutscene, your partner never had a clear shot to do a jab or a kick or some kind of thrusting motion to push him back.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2015, 8:04pm says:

Makes traffic lights to go green and causes cars to crash, endangering the lives of the innocent drivers.
Makes gas lines explode, disrupting the ability to cook and heat the homes for hundreds if not thousands.
Makes the entire city suffer a blackout, creating the potential for there to be one or more accidental deaths.

Adrien Pierce be like "Still a good person LOL!"

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2015, 6:51pm replied:

He's like an MP5 MLG, but better.

+1 vote   media: Tavorkan - Ranged Weapons (More to come)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2014, 11:26am says:

Why did they make "male" and "female" variants of the same tank?

+1 vote   media: TGW1918 - all BEF vehicles and crewed weapons
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 14 2014, 8:53am says:

You had all this time that you could have been using to prepare the next update, and you choose to waste it on a "Merry Christmas" occasion?!

Nice. Thankyou.

-3 votes   media: JP: Aftermath - Happy christmas
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 6:43pm replied:

But Leonardo, don't you need that?

+1 vote   media: Kung Fu GI
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2014, 7:55am says:

This year,
one man,
xXx_420noscoper1337_xXx,
a soldier
from the 69th dimension
will be banished from his homeland
to live as a homeless boy in China.
So basically every little boy in China.
Since, you know, communism.
But this boy is no ordinary boy
because he has the gift of $wag-Fu.
When World War IX breaks out,
he'll break in
to German ***** and
f*ck
sh*t
up.
"They killed my butterfly, now I'll kill their souls."
Witness the epic tale of an alien man
who looks surprisingly human
take down the Nazi regime
long before Theodore Roosevelt could even dream of it
and blow sh*t up.
Seriously, there's no much to say.
Explosions.
Nazi deaths.
Boom, blockbuster.
Starring:
Pantydropper
Shovelface
Ikea
Kia
Hitler
Hitlertron
Hitlertank
Hitmarker
and a f*ckton of white flags.
and directed by Liam Neeson:
America: F*ck Yeah!

+16 votes   media: Kung Fu GI
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 28 2014, 8:08pm replied:

You forgot spiders.

+3 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 28 2014, 5:17am replied:

Yes, the meteor unalived, deaded, and killified them, but their spirits live!
Do not resist the truth that is presented to you, Kommie, accept it! Be free!

+2 votes   media: Do not resist
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2014, 8:56pm replied:

U F*CKIN' WOT M8?! CHEEKY BUGGA RIPPED ME COMMENT OFF! I'M GONNA CUT YOU UP, B*TCH, I SWEAR ON ME MUM!

+3 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 5:20pm replied:

In a world
where okay-ish commenters are downvoted for no actual reason
one man
or woman
named BioDestroyer
will rise up against the savagery.
Watch in awe as his avatar stares at you
with the intensity of a supernova
and grants a young victim of voter abuse
+
1
like.
Starring
Good Guy Steve as
BioDestroyer
and Scumbag Greg as
The Anonymous Douchebag
ShraqKart Double Slam: Golf of Duty V
Coming soon.
"Sh*t, a downvote!"

+3 votes   media: Take the shot!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 5:13pm replied:

Yes.

+2 votes   media: Take the shot!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 10:26am replied:

And apparently I was downvoted for it. I had +3 and now +2.
*Avatar glares at all*

+3 votes   media: Take the shot!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 6:38am says:

This year
prepare for an epic adventure
full of guns
explosions
and
beeewwwbs
starring Kat Brannigan as
Captain James T. Purrk
and Christopher Noldog as
Barkley Shagmeister
in
Mission: Impossible XXIV: Whisker Protocol
James Purrk is a regular cat living in 5102 AD suburbia
who also happens to be an expert sniper
explosives expert
family man
and
Sudoku master
when suddenly
he is framed by the United Saints of Catmerica for an assassination he didn't commit
intentionally
and Barkley is sent after him.
Witness the epic tale of a cat trying to clear his name as you sit through
4
whole
hours
of laser battles
including a
mother
f*cking
kaiju fight.
Directed by Michael Spielbay
and produced by
The Avenger ('s producers):
Mission: Impossible XXIV: Whisker Protocol
This Summer.
"Four is Number Done!"
*Read in an epic movie voice*

+7 votes   media: Take the shot!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:56am says:

How the hell do you guys think we're going to survive a zombie apocalypse if you can't handle a huntsman, a NON-VENEMOUS BUNDLE OF HAIR AND LEGS THAT EATS THE DANGEROUS SPIDERS THAT YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY BE AFRAID OF?!

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 13 2014, 2:38am replied:

You realise Player 2 cannot enter the game, don't you? You are without help and it cannot be killed, only fended off for a few seconds

+1 vote   media: Alien: Isolation
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 6:17am says:

I also watched your 0.3 preview.
I'm just wondering whether it's possible to have the holographic crosshairs on the Eotech sight to be a texture on the model rather than an overlay.

+3 votes   media: Desert Eagle. 50 AE Updated Animations
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2014, 9:33pm replied:

True.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2014, 9:31pm says:

_______&

Better stop him before he destroys the page.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2014, 9:55pm replied:

Australian flag is changed by popular demand, not by UK politics.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2014, 9:13pm says:

As an Australian I am equally outraged.
I know not why, but I am. Perhaps because Mel Gibson is Australian.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 4:50am says:

Aw mah frends no da low rida
Da low ri-dah gez a lil haiyer
Take a lil trip
Take a lil trip
Take a lil trip wit me
Take a lil trip
Take a lil trip
Take a lil trip n see
Youtube.com

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 14 2014, 6:54pm says:

Is there some truth to this (with Putin and the... whoever that German political woman is)?

+1 vote   media: Politics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 10 2014, 8:27am replied:

Next person who throws another joke like that will be given some serious pun-ishment.
Wait...

+2 votes   media: The Ice Desert (Operation Garðar)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 1 2014, 6:25pm replied:

Katyusha rocket launcher, da?

+1 vote   media: Rural areas
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 1 2014, 9:23am says:

"You see, Ivan, the whole part of camouflage is that you are MEANT to be seen by the enemy, that way they will think to themselves 'no way they can be that stupid' and will drive right by you, and then you go BAM with the tank gun and tear them a new hole so large the'll be crying for their mother's to stitch it back shut. THAT is why we have cyan stripes on our tank when we hide in this field of corn."

+5 votes   media: Rural areas
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 20 2014, 7:44am replied:

Shush, do not question its logic or else it may become aggressive an attack.

+4 votes   media: Super heroes
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2014, 8:52am replied:

Noble 6 from Halo Reach? Where was his piece of Forerunner ship to protect him?

Plot armour.

+3 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 20 2014, 3:43am says:

*Dude who's texting silently dies on the inside*

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2014, 9:28pm says:

Give them credit for the courage. They knew it was hopeless, but they did it anyway because there was no other option.
Just... leave it as a sad day in military history - one that should be saluted by every nation today, perhaps.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2014, 9:24pm replied:

You do not understand, Kalga. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME!

+8 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2014, 11:04am replied:

I promise to read the novels if you promise to read the How To Train Your Dragon series.
Internet Shady Deal?

+1 vote   media: Wat...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2014, 8:45am says:

JURASSIC PARK WOULD HAVE BEEN A TOTAL SUCCESS IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE ABSOLUTELY STUPID SCIENTISTS USING FROG DNA TO BRIDGE THE GAP IN THE DINOSAUR GENOME!!!!!
Stupid idiots. They could know what genes needed replacing but didn't know what genes were BEING PUT IN?! And with frogs instead of reptiles and birds????!!!
Sigh.
Woe be the day when scientists aren't smarter than the average facebook-aholic.

+2 votes   media: Wat...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 8:41pm replied:

It appears that Crassius Curio is the seedy one while Lifts-Her-Tail is the innocent victim.

+2 votes   media: "Lusty" Argonian Maid
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 12:47pm says:

Captain?! Is this an actual thing?!

+2 votes   media: "Lusty" Argonian Maid
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 12:42pm replied:

"Together, we shall have genetically strong children!"

+4 votes   media: Something is wrong in here !?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2014, 1:56am says:

Remove from where?

+5 votes   media: I made this :D
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 30 2014, 4:52am says:

A glitch in the Matrix.

+4 votes   media: Copy / Paste People.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 29 2014, 8:54am says:

Okay, if you were a gun-for-hire, Turkish007, what would your custom loadout be? You have good connections with below-the-radar arms dealers so you can pick just about any weapons you wish. What would be you covert loadout and what would be your "let's go in guns blazing" loadout?

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 6:16am replied:

What would Australians be, then, do you think?

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2014, 9:57pm says:

Australia.
Drunks? Not too too many.
Dangerous animals? Limited to outback. not urban areas (though the Cane Toads are getting alarmingly close to Perth)
Are we all Steve Irwin-ers? No (I'm terrified of bees).
Are we phobic of immigrants? Yes. Thanks to the 'boat people' coming from Indonesia and other countries, there is now a belief that foreigners from Asia or the Middle East 2010-present came by illegal immigration.
Politics? Summarising recent days... Sh*t.
And I think that is Australia in a nutshell.

+2 votes   media: 'exico
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2014, 3:53am replied:

Because?

+1 vote   media: In light of the Admiral Skeybar's request...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 10:58am replied:

Fear not, newbie, for when you think there is an end, the great beast of MOAR will come by and destroy your angus. Have no fear for the end of the Internet, have fear, however, for trolls.
For the Internet is dark and full of Game of Thrones spoilers.

+2 votes   media: Scared yet ??
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 28 2014, 1:09am says:

I never knew how strong PPSH-41 magazine locking mechanisms until that picture in the top right...
But the guy sitting on its is like "God damn it, Ivan, you forgot to bring your Communism AGAIN?"

+7 votes   media: Laugh.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 15 2014, 4:15am replied:

Oh, my sweet summer child, I am but a small and irrelevant piece of this realm. My grace doth not compare to the trolls on BF4 or the LoLz on GTA.

+4 votes   media: Humor or something like that
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 14 2014, 6:25pm says:

"No Flocks Given" with their new album "Can't Say Cool Without Coo", featuring their new hit song "2 Fly 2 Die".
Get it now at your local Avian Albums retailer!

+5 votes   media: Humor or something like that
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 4:42am says:

USSR never really 'lost', they just disbanded... Or...
Actually, yes USA won. USSR rage quitted.

+10 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 10 2014, 7:10am replied:

No, you were right, Ivan. Ekranoplan it was.

+2 votes   media: Griffioen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 8 2014, 6:06pm says:

Well, the Soviet Union made that weird tank/boat/aeroplane hybrid (of which only one was made)...

+4 votes   media: Griffioen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:43am says:

Hate to burst your bubble, but...

Seat belts on an airline are to allow for easier identification of victims in the event of a plane crash. Matching ticket bookings to a seat is easier than matching dental records to a mangled corpse at the end of the isle.

+4 votes   media: Safety first!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:37am replied:

It's not that easy, Sakura. As logical as it sounds, you just can't beat them balls.

+4 votes   media: Women driving
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:57pm says:

Dude, don't make me sad. This is supposed to make me laugh? Stop. You're depressing me.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:14am replied:

I realise... that it has never happened much before... yes you are right...

+2 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 4:20am says:

It's almost time to kick a$$ and storm beaches. And I'm all out of a$$.

+2 votes   article: The Road to Forgotten Hope 2.46: Part 3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 2 2014, 4:12pm says:

3 versions for the same soldier? Which camo is for which environment?

+1 vote   media: HD MEC Textures!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 2 2014, 5:05am says:

To be honest, from the still image icon, I thought it was an albino Night Fury like Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon. And then Toothless just had to take a picture of dat a$$.

+2 votes   media: The things, I posted them
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 7:55pm says:

You want an introvert to say something? Fine.
If the theory of evolution is true, then we should quit all these anti-biotics and anti-virals and let the weak die. But if we don't do that, then we should breed based on looks, not by personality.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 10:48am replied:

People DID resist the God Emperor, and continued to resist during the Great Crusade... so... it isn't OUT of the question,,,

+6 votes   media: Putin 2016
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 23 2014, 6:32pm says:

*Shooting intesifies*

+5 votes   media: C'mon you apes you wanna live forever !!!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 21 2014, 9:36pm says:

If they attempt to do so, they instantly begin a chain reactio of chemical events inside their head which soon overturn the gravity fields of the Earth and cause catastrophic events to occur.
One of the most notable times in recent days is when a vegan Japanese man near Fukashima tried to eat an animal cracker, and an earthquake happened.
The MOST recent was some vegan on MH370.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 9:24am says:

Who needs 12x scopes when you have extendable heads?

+5 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 18 2014, 8:07pm replied:

Those are called Provinceballs and Stateballs.
Get your facts straight man!
Gosh!
It's like me called Spain the Mexico of Europe.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 6:01pm says:

This is what happens when a man with common sense meets Lady Gaga.

+8 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 1:01am says:

"You eat my brother... I eat you."

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 16 2014, 2:44am replied:

*Lazy

+4 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:45pm says:

Videos have been viewed and my final analysis is:
My body has found its boogaloo-groove-moves soulmate.
Harken to me, Humour Satire Parody members! We must preech The Carlton to the wolrd! Let the Mojo flow though them disco boots, and them jazzy mouths, and let us rain heavenly funk upon them masses of uneducated 'n' uncultured consumer brats. Abolish the Harlem Fake and denounce the Gangland Mild, for we now have a message to share with the world, and they shall love our peaceful message! And if they do not, we shall make them accept the swingin' sounds of serenity by force!
Unite! Comrades! For tonight we dine in dubstep!

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 14 2014, 11:04pm replied:

Ignore comment. Mind was cluttered and did not read correctly.

+3 votes   media: Einstein
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 14 2014, 7:21pm says:

Why the hell is this guy showing us his watch? It talks about iPhones only, I mean, what makes this picture special? It it his wrist?
Nice wrist.

+2 votes   media: Under watch!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 14 2014, 7:19pm says:

Someone who prefers to have a nice clean desk, idiot! Gosh! Stop trying to make neat and tidy people look stupid.

+3 votes   media: Einstein
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 9 2014, 7:44pm replied:

They still have no love.
This gun is Swiss and is only in limited use in the Middle East.
But then again, this isn't a realism mod, is it?

+2 votes   media: SIG 552 Commando Render
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2014, 7:06pm says:

Frankly, I agree with infantryspec. We have become too soft (humanity as a whole): building our environement rather than using the environement.
As a compensation to my syrias joke, here's some farting sounds:
PPPFPFPFPFPFPPFPFRRTRTRTRTTRT
FFFFFFFFFF
PLONK
I think something solid came from that last one.

+2 votes   media: Syriaously?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 5 2014, 7:27pm replied:

America also started many problems too.
There was no 'good side' in the Cold War.
And, no, Russia is not defending a dictator; they're using the excuse of 'protecting Russian citizens in the Crimea region' to take over the Crimea region. If they didnt care for power, they'd have asked Russian citizens to move out of Crimea. Instead, they want to maintain naval suprmacy.

+2 votes   media: Putin
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 28 2014, 3:44am says:

Finlanders: the 20th century Spartans.

+6 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 24 2014, 3:59am says:

This is a Lemur sunbathing. Curious how they resemble a man or woman going "Ommmmmmmmm... ommmmmmmmm..."

+2 votes   media: relaxed animals
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 14 2014, 3:42am replied:

I knew too. And when I was first told about this I did not suffer a mind implosion. I just went "huh" and flipped the page.

+1 vote   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 9:37pm replied:

U WOT M8!
I DARE YA TO COME DOWN UNDER N SAY THAT!

+7 votes   media: Putin Strikes Again [Winter Olympic Games]
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 8:59am replied:

Beijing and just about every other previous Olympic Openings were sights to behold.
Britain... yawn. Damn hobbits playing in their beautiful above-ground homes ruined it.
Sochi... it seems Putin was so focused on having a hard-on for gays that he forgot to pull funds to keep everything on schedule for the Winter Olympics.

+1 vote   media: Olympic Games
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 8:53am says:

Confession Bear:
I don't know exactly what 'Hentai' is,
but the way people talk about it I guess I should be glad I don't.

+1 vote   media: Have some laughs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 11:06am replied:

European NSA?
Now sh*t's gettin' real when you see the victims become a secondary enemy.

+3 votes   media: Czechball takeover
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 3:29am says:

Why does Czechoslovakia not want to be in the EU?
Is there something bad about the EU I am not aware of?

+3 votes   media: Czechball takeover
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2014, 9:13pm says:

He might as well have put a black cork in it if he was going to stand there gawking.

+1 vote   media: In ze face!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2014, 2:22am replied:

Did I say it was supposed to be funny to anyone else?
>:)

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2014, 10:36pm says:

My friend Battlebro19 did one of the most horridly funny things in Sims.
He had his sim be pregnant a lot of times, give birth inside the house, then out all the babies in one room and seal the room off. His sim then got to cooking on a very faulty oven so fire engulfed the one room in which the babies were. The babies died and the mother survived, leaving tonnes of baby ghosts in the house he rebuilt.

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 5:44am replied:

If I read my textbook for fun, does that make me a badass, a nerd, or a Canadian (despite being Australian)?
I don't read maths though. I'm good at it, but I hate it.

+1 vote   media: Scumbag 'Murica
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 4:16am replied:

Too much science.
What I understood: much speed = boom

+3 votes   media: Side armour pls stahp
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 4:40am replied:

Oh, I forgot to add Che Ernesto Guevara and Fidel Castro to the good list.
So who would be Judas in this picture?

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 4:36am says:

This is Arma 3, yes?
Are all the vehicles in Arma 3 concepts or are they in service or... what?
What country is this from anyway?

+2 votes   media: ZIL-3901S1 «Punisher» (ArmA 3) WIP
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 7:08am says:

New Zealand thinks we suck...?
...I feel so... demoralised...
I'm not making anymore jokes until tomorrow.
I'm just going to cry in the corner over here.
....
....
....
*sobs*

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 7:05am says:

As far as I'm aware, Marx and Lenin are the only good guys here.
Is Stalin the traitor (I forget the name of the person who betrays Jesus (Isaac (my name)?))?

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 3:52am replied:

No. At 15 and living with my parents, I am not in control of what is spent online, if anything.

+2 votes   media: "Orca" Adaptive Assault Rifle Mk. 1 (Unusable)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 9:17am replied:

Intriguing. Yet HIGHLY disturbing.

+1 vote   media: Tits
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 1:09am replied:

Made something beautiful. Yet hideous at the same time.

+3 votes   media: Tits
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2014, 8:56pm replied:

Not possible unless I have Sketchup Pro. And I don't want to pay over the internet. Nor do I have the money.

+2 votes   media: "Orca" Adaptive Assault Rifle Mk. 1 (Unusable)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 8 2014, 2:44am replied:

It IS the ICM-3, only, just call it the Assault Rifle.
Maybe it looks a bit too Steyr AUG A3 -ish (the weapon it is based on). Might have to mix it up a bit.

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 7 2014, 6:46am says:

Trust the English to supply gas-lamps to Welsh coal mines.
If I can say anything, I'd say the English WANTED the flame to be exposed to coal dust...

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 6 2014, 4:33pm says:

What is this about? Is there some territorial debate I am unaware of?

-1 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 7:42am says:

Isn't this guy is the ancestor of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, who was blessed by Morgan Freeman, and who survived countless battles by using his enemy's bodies as human shields? And who killed a man by guessing his name correctly? On the first go? And who slaughtered the many legions of Mongolia before he was even 5? And whose drink was spilled thanks to some snot-nosed prat so he took out the man's heart and used it as an ice cube because it was cold? And who followed all the road rules of Grand Theft Auto: 1756? And finished the game in record time? And who shot 13 men spread out across 1 kilometre/mile with 2 bullets?

+4 votes   media: Badass Incarnate
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 6:00am replied:

Well it might not be fifty cal, but it would have the power of one.
The entire bullet is fired, so think of a solid projectile that will not stop when it hits you, that hits you and takes out one giant piece of you every shot.

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 28 2013, 10:23am says:

A race?
Sorry, I've yet to see any soviet or US astronauts sprint a hundred metres (yards, if you're American) in space against one another.

+10 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 22 2013, 8:38pm says:

I'M SHOCKED!
At the surprisingly high quality photo. I mean, usually you'd get pixels everywhere if you zoom, no?

+10 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 22 2013, 8:15pm says:

Where did the trees come from?
Not in vanilla BF2 are they?

+2 votes   media: Abou Deia
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 18 2013, 8:17pm says:

PROPER ENGLISH LANGUAGE, PARENTAL FORNICATOR, DOTH THOU PROJECT IT?

+13 votes   media: Punctuation Saves Lives
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 18 2013, 7:46am replied:

Nope. This is what they SHOULD make.
All those in favour say aye.

+2 votes   media: Speaking of Dino mods for games (read description)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2013, 5:36am says:

There is no point to these, I find. Cool to look at, but I prefer to keep my grenade.

+2 votes   media: Backup sights
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2013, 12:47am says:

COUNTRY HAS COUNTRY BALLS!

+8 votes   media: meanwhile in ukraine.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 7 2013, 7:23am replied:

EXCEPT, DEMON SCUM, WHEN IT FLOWS FROM THINE GLUTOUS MAXIMUS!

+1 vote   media: Large battles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 5 2013, 3:42am replied:

Sorry. Sorry sorry sorry. Shouldn't have said anything.

+3 votes   media: C&H Jesus
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 4 2013, 9:58am says:

Kim Kardashian spent $17 million dollars on her wedding to this other guy (don't pay too much attention), whom she divorced 72 days later.
And you're worried men kissing each other will ruin the sanctity of marriage?
I love my father, does that make me ****?

+4 votes   media: C&H Jesus
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 30 2013, 7:27pm says:

SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST!
So this will be the Iceland heavy tank, I guess. The only problem i can fathom is how a hull from China made its way past German-occupied Russia or Japanese-occupied Alaska all the way to Iceland.

+3 votes   media: Reykjavik Stál-2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 28 2013, 7:05am says:

I prefer Very Furry.

+2 votes   media: just going to dump this here, for future reference
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 5:58pm replied:

Did you not take these from World of Tanks?
You do not rip models from games, do you?

+1 vote   media: Next>>>>>IS-7>E-100>Gw Typ-E>Maus
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 4:42am replied:

E-75 would be better than the E-100 or Maus.
It was to be the replacement for the King Tiger and Tiger after all, and much faster and lightweight compared to the E-100 and Maus.

+1 vote   media: Next>>>>>IS-7>E-100>Gw Typ-E>Maus
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 7:50am says:

@Kalga

I wish I had the same outlook... Then I'm reminded how bad we can be and I find myself back as a pessimist.
*sigh*
Why is it the people that actually made a difference lived only a few decades ago?

+4 votes   media: Words of Wisdom
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:46pm says:

Same was done with Tony Abbott, the new PM of Australia. I saw a poster of him on a bus stop, similar design to this, but it said "NOPE". A few days later it was partially ripped off and a few days after that he was PM.
He hacked Indonesia's presidential staff's phones recently - the very people we are supposed to be allying with - just to 'protect' Australia.
Yeah... spying on the country that's supposed to be trusting us is a VERY good way to strengthen relationships.

+2 votes   media: Oh, the irony!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:41pm says:

But I prefer to die with as much sh*t as possible under my ownership. To do that I need money, and I ain't going to find a purse with 50k lying around am I?

+2 votes   media: People Caught Having Fun at Work
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 15 2013, 4:32am says:

Did this come from World of Tanks?
If so, can you port the E-75 and E-50?

+1 vote   media: King Tiger
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 15 2013, 3:05am says:

I do believe it is possible to have totally 3D sights on any weapon.

+2 votes   media: RPG-75 sights
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 10 2013, 10:00am replied:

*Sandvich

+3 votes   media: Sandwiches
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 8 2013, 2:58am says:

I do not recall this map or mission in Russia's campaign.

+1 vote   media: CoD2 winter Flak88
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 7 2013, 5:02pm replied:

Traitors? I think I smell them.

+1 vote   media: Nov6th
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 9:32am says:

Sound could do with more power (it is an MG after all), but very good otherwise!

+1 vote   media: CoD2 DP-28 animation
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 9:29am replied:

No substitutes?

+1 vote   media: CoD2 El Alamain Panzer IV included
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 4:55am says:

I don't understand. What does the dog represent?

+5 votes   media: This Gaming Year...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 4:44am says:

Why do I not see the sight of tens of thousands of Uruk-Hai marching for Helm's Deep to leave none alive? Or why is there not a torrent of water flooding the entire place and Ents chucking boulders at the tower?

0 votes   media: Isengard
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 7:18am says:

Jebus! The disco relative of the all-mighty Jesus! The one who danced his tears of sorrow away for forty days and forty nights when he heard news his brother had ruthlessly been betrayed and crucified! Praise to thee, Jebus, teach us your holy ways of groove!

+2 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:19am replied:

It was.

+1 vote   media: LG HDTV Job Interview Prank
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 3 2013, 4:41am says:

FYI (hate to break it to you): actors. Paid actors.

+3 votes   media: LG HDTV Job Interview Prank
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 2 2013, 8:39pm replied:

At least you're not as bad as Stalin or Hitler. Be thankful for that.

+2 votes   media: Political Compass
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 2 2013, 1:51am replied:

EXPAND THE WATCH TIMES! MAN THE COUNTRY BORDERS! STAY ALERT FROM 23rd to 27th! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE'RE TAKING THIS F*CKER OUT!

+3 votes   media: C&H: Naughty List
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2013, 7:30pm says:

Must be working with the NSA! EVERYONE, PREP THE AA CANNONS, WE'RE TAKING OUT A FLYING PEDOPHILE ON DECEMBER 25th!

+3 votes   media: C&H: Naughty List
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2013, 9:59am replied:

It wouldn't be too difficult to recreate this pokemon. All you need to do is add growth genes for certain areas of fur on a tiger, and colour too, and a little skeletal alteration, and walla! Your very own (whatever the name of this pokemon is)!

+4 votes   media: If the Pokemon world had wars
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2013, 8:41am replied:

If it's a savannah, I will hope the ground will be golden with dead grass, not green.
The grass there is yellow-brown like hay, just so you know if you didn't already.

+3 votes   media: Operation Savannah (W.I.P)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 27 2013, 11:14am replied:

This is actually the first HQ pic I've seen of the Turkey riots.
Are they still happening or has it settled down?

+2 votes   media: Karma is a bitch LoL
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 27 2013, 11:04am replied:

Back then, Australia was still part of the 'British Empire' as Winston Churchill put it. And the fact that we requested British troops to be stationed in Singapore that would otherwise head over to the Middle-East really hurt his feelings towards John Curtin. This, ultimately, didn't help and Singapore was seized, and the 'last fortress in the Pacific', the 'crown jewel of the Asia', was lost.
So underestimated were the Japanese by the several thousand British civilians living in Singapore, that even though the Japs outnumbered them (about,I don't know really) 3:1 and had conquered their wall all through Vietnam and Malay and the Philippines to get to this 'stronghold', that the British were quite happy to have dances and parties and other regular activities and act as if there was no invasion at all.
The Japanese also used a tower in a house to spy on Allied troop movements. When troops petitioned to have the tower shot at to stop the spying, the officers replied (more or less) "We cannot. The owner (a very prestigeous person if I remember correctly) will be quite cross to come back and find his lovely house damaged."

+1 vote   media: polandball comics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 27 2013, 8:58am says:

What is this map?

+1 vote   media: 3d scope
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 26 2013, 11:43am says:

But Britain still had Imperialistic values... so...
Don't get me wrong, I respect every country that tried to hold the tide and joined in as soon as they could to stop the unprecedented expansion of Nazi Germany, but even in war, no country is perfect nor is any country truly a hero.
Killing should not be rewarded.

+3 votes   media: polandball comics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 24 2013, 11:21am says:

Explain?

+2 votes   media: Karma is a bitch LoL
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2013, 6:04pm replied:

It appears after giving birth, every human mother seems to have a strange sexual attraction to Call of Duty players, which the CoD player brags about to other CoD players.

+2 votes   media: In a World of Derp
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2013, 8:56am says:

How they explain it: Lag

How others explain it: Hax

+2 votes   media: We've all been through this
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 18 2013, 3:49am replied:

Where's The Joker when you need him?

+3 votes   media: random pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 6:34am replied:

Indeed. Compared to everywhere else, our utalisation of the native fauna for public transport is a revolutionary concept and has significantly reduced our annual CO2 emissions.

+5 votes   media: random pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 4:20am says:

No.
It just heard another 'In Soviet Russia' joke.

+7 votes   media: random pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 4:18am replied:

Agreed. Now let's have a beer sitting upside down.

+8 votes   media: random pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2013, 6:38pm replied:

I can make a version with a built-in grenade launcher, and an LMG variant and sniper variant.

+2 votes   media: "Orca" Adaptive Assault Rifle Mk. 1 (AAR-1)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2013, 3:37am replied:

HEY! We have GTA V here! And we have Saint's Row IV with... a... tonne of stuff... censored...

+8 votes   media: Ban the L
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 9 2013, 6:15am replied: +5 votes   media: Kenobi the wise
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2013, 7:14am replied:

They weren't commies, they were everyday people who were tired of his stupid leadership.

+5 votes   media: What the...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2013, 6:24am replied:

They don't want people littering? Then why not EDUCATE THE MASSES?!

+2 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 8:58pm says:

That's the way God works.
He builds the world, builds humans, then gets the hell out of there before a nuke comes his way.

+3 votes   media: God the Builder
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 8:47pm replied:

Sorry. Stupid.

+1 vote   media: Sacrifice of pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 5:53am says:

SM: "Stay... right... there... That spider's not going to get away from me again."
Psycher: "You will fail."
SM: "Shut up and stop looking at your balls, psycher! I need to... concentrate... Steady... Steady..."
Creed: "Hey"
*bang*
*Long silence as SM looks at dead psycher*
SM: "CRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEED!"

+1 vote   media: Sacrifice of pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 3 2013, 4:21am says:

"Oh? We keep it in the ventilation. Don't worry, we're all immune to it because we've been in here for years. You, however... you're a stranger. And we like strangers veeeeeerrry much. You're looking mighty unsteady on your feet there. Have a rest."

+6 votes   media: Have some more stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2013, 10:34am says:

Well played.

+7 votes   media: Well... That Escalated Quickly
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2013, 11:40pm says:

Brain size has nothing to do with intelligence. Neanderthals had larger brains than us, yet they died out, most likely because they couldn't adapt. Who knows how intelligent dinosaurs could have been? No one can say because no one was around at the time.

+4 votes   media: Stuff and Things
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2013, 11:37pm replied:

Maybe (Conspiracy Keanu here) it was one giant add to get people to use contraception.
If you have sex with a vampire, not only will you potentially die from giving birth to the bloodsucking unholy offspring of a damned being, but you will suffer surprise mood-swings; unnaturally long breakup hangovers that span months; get into a love triangle with a werewolf that would usually rip your throat out and kill you until you are dead but is surprisingly tame, and a vampire that would love you but you don't love him for no reason at all; suffer depression; lose your Chinese food (Bad Lip Reading (Youtube)); and lose connections with your ACTUAL family.
Side-effects may include death or eternal life.

+1 vote   media: Stuff and Things
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2013, 8:53pm says:

One does not simply walk into Oulmar.

+11 votes   media: Dark? Scary? I've got it. Oulmar (KoH)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2013, 9:27pm replied:

Fair enough.

+3 votes   media: SMAW
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 9:31am replied:

DEMONIC POSSESSION???

+1 vote   media: The Imperium of Man
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 6:03am replied:

Never thought there was another chapter aside from the Grey Knights who work and answer directly to the Inquisition.

+1 vote   media: The Imperium of Man
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 21 2013, 9:35am says:

For decades, Intermarines have been fighting over which is better. Missile Pods, or Artillery Cannons. When one day, a tank designer from Mexico said:
"Por che no los dos?"
AAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Introducing Old El Paso: Intermarium Bastion, with enough arsenal to wipe out a city in ten minutes tops, it's fun for the whole family!
True genius, Mexican style!

+15 votes   media: Bastion
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2013, 12:43am says:

For people's suspicions sake, it was because he was on live TV. He gets freaked out by being in front of a huge, HUGE audience.

+2 votes   media: so high
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2013, 12:11am says:

You forget... the Emperor watches all. He sees all. Even what happened in the past, so he will/has take/n precautions that will prevent anything you will say from being posted.

+3 votes   media: Post Heresy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2013, 9:02am replied:

It was a Wizard of Oz reference. M9s and M2s and PKPs, oh my!

+2 votes   article: Something that might be in the mod.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 15 2013, 9:00am replied:

OH MY!

+1 vote   article: Something that might be in the mod.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 15 2013, 2:10am says:

I wouldn't mind having this weapon in any game ever.

+2 votes   media: Angry Marines are just Lovely.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 14 2013, 12:52am says:

Expanding on Gurkis12, he's somewhat right. Sure we can see all the bad in them, but they have good in them too. Tzeentch I never really saw as being bad, I always thought of him/her/it as being wise beyond comparison. Khorne/War reminds us what we humans are capable of doing to each other and all living things, and shows us what the true colours of people are. Nurgle/Disease helps to clear the sick and old for the newer, stronger to rise. And Slaanesh/Pleasure... well... who doesn't like fun? The Internet is Chaos incarnate.

+3 votes   media: Chaos Wallpapers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 9 2013, 11:18pm replied:

You are my editor! I refuse it. Dobby shall not receive clothes!

+1 vote   article: Chapter 15 - A Loose End
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 9:48pm replied:

I'd be hungry for a new face. But of course, there are no new models in this mod.

+3 votes   media: Marpat Camoflage HD Textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 9:14am says:

"John! It's not what it looked like!"
"It's too late, Clara! I gave you a second chance and you smoked it like a Salamander smokes a heretic! If it can't be only I that can have you, no one will!"
"John! No! Please!"
"I'm sorry Clara!"

Yeah... My first impressions on seeing this were along the lines of that...
Just deal with it.

+1 vote   media: image dump of the week
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 7 2013, 11:39pm replied:

Here here.
I also fail to see how your will fit into one of those suits. I mean, Space Marine Armour is believable, but you need, like, 30cm of extra shoulder space as a SM to fit into this.

+2 votes   media: centurion and terminator miniature
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 7 2013, 11:29pm says:

Looks like Prophet from the Crysis series.
Mother of God... HE MADE HIS WAY INTO BF3! RUN 4 UR LIF MAHN!

+2 votes   media: What the...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2013, 12:22am replied:

Precisely. They stole all the vehicles, converted all the people, and anyone who resisted was left behind to deal with a sh*tstorm they summoned thanks to Nurgle.

+1 vote   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 5 2013, 7:57pm replied:

What's wrong with scope? In my equation:
Scope = Zoom = Shoot stuff at a longer distance = Funtime

+2 votes   media: SMAW
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 5 2013, 6:00am says:

To counter their tactics, I'd like it i you coded a circular formation; each person standing in a circle facing outwards, weapons and shields at the ready.

+3 votes   media: Haradrim Skirmisher Equipment
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 4 2013, 1:03pm replied:

Explanation as to who they are launched by: God.

+6 votes   media: Battlefield 1 of 132. "9th circle of hell"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 3 2013, 5:47am says:

I'm going to catch this Sky Pirate... by becoming a Sky Pirate! Stuff you, law, I'm gonna take my reward and become a free man! Like Robin of the Hood, I shall rob from the rich and give to... myself.

+1 vote   media: Wanted!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 29 2013, 8:05pm says:

Gangsters in Africa!

+4 votes   media: CoD2 Thompson M1928 first test
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 27 2013, 9:36am says:

My guess on the plot:
Talk, talk, talk, BATTLE, BOOM, EXPLOSIONS, NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES, contemplation whether this is all worth it, maiming of enemy leader, SMs win.
A little Teabaging mixed in somewhere wouldn't hurt.

+1 vote   media: Tallarn
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 24 2013, 6:42am replied:

Cuteness IS power. But Rommel was not cute. Ergo he had no power. Nor did/does any general or politician in the world!

+2 votes   media: The real desert fox
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 23 2013, 9:44pm says:

It is such a pity. Communism is perhaps the best political policy in the world, but it is such a shame, and it is shameful to us as humans, that there are people who seek to augment it into a system for their own gain.

+2 votes   group: Communist Party of ModDB
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 20 2013, 9:41am replied:

Dude, it's Chaos. The untold story of that galaxy far far away was that after the war, the Iron Warriors appeared from a warp storm and massacred them all, and tainted everything.

+6 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 9 2013, 4:00am replied:

There are new Austeyrs being developed now, if you didn't know.

+1 vote   mod: Global Warfront
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 8 2013, 8:04pm says:

But I fail to see how power can trump cuteness. If you kill cuteness, you will be rebelled against!

+3 votes   media: The real desert fox
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 6 2013, 5:49am replied:

!!!!!!

Now why does that remind me of BF3...?

+24 votes   download: Project Reality: BF2 v1.0
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2013, 6:18pm replied:

...Just saw you already said so in the description... sorry.

+2 votes   media: oasis !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 1 2013, 8:06pm says:

Dude, I think your computer found your weed...

+3 votes   media: Dafuq? I don't even...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 1 2013, 8:05pm says:

Looks fairly like Adh Oasis

+2 votes   media: oasis !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 1 2013, 7:56am replied:

Not sure if serious...

+2 votes   media: EoTech with FTS Magnifier
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 31 2013, 5:22am replied:

Only thing innovative is motion capture animations of animals. THAT IS ALL FOR ME.

+1 vote   media: EoTech with FTS Magnifier
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 30 2013, 8:23pm replied:

Basically, it's anarchy with guns and no obvious end. I pity those foolish enough to be tempted by CoD: Ghosts.
In my opinion, BF5 should be more like BF2. Keep the same graphics and destruction, but get the teamwork back in. And bots too; I can't play online too well with such graphics. And bring back modding to the community. Game companies should be for the entertainment of its customers, not money. Money is a benefit, not a priority.

+5 votes   media: EoTech with FTS Magnifier
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 30 2013, 8:58am says:

BF4 has this ability, or at least something similar. Do you realise what this means?

YOU ARE DOING BATTLE FRICKING FIELD 4 WORK RIGHT HERE!!!!!!

+7 votes   media: EoTech with FTS Magnifier
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 9:01am replied:

Why the dislike? Take mine, Magnus.

+1 vote   media: MiG-15
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2013, 12:34pm replied:

Turk Norris

+6 votes   media: This man...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2013, 12:21pm replied:

But I thought we weren't doing aircraft until much later on?

0 votes   media: MiG-15
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 25 2013, 8:00pm replied:

Vapourise?
(Yes I know I can see the body, but you know what I mean)

+2 votes   media: Combat Ingame Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 25 2013, 7:59pm says:

Mig 15 was made by the USSR in 1949.
...It may be stretching the boundaries a little, but it could be viable as a Chinese jet.

+1 vote   media: MiG-15
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 24 2013, 4:47am says:

Is this map a reimagined version of Caucasus Region?
Brilliant modelling too!

+5 votes   media: MEC Soldiers on a new map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 23 2013, 4:47am says:

Replaced by top hats? In that case, I'd be thankful that these were the standard hats.

+6 votes   media: French Sailor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 22 2013, 4:33am says:

"Dude, you gotta try this Opium sh*t, it's making me feel like I can take on the world."

+4 votes   media: battlehell3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2013, 9:45am replied:

No, you didn't. Not to me at any rate.

+1 vote   media: final glove texture
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2013, 9:25am says:

5, 4, 3, 2, this is 1!

+1 vote   media: Alma
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 16 2013, 7:15am says:

I have no idea what this anime is.
Maybe I should try to anger Miss Matou...

+2 votes   media: Sisters of Fate
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 6:05am says:

I'd love to have free-to-play guardsmen, but I'd also like to change the colour of my clothing and armour.

+5 votes   media: Warhammer 40,000: Eternal Crusade
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 12 2013, 8:13am says:

The front wheel seems fixed. How will it move?

+3 votes   media: Trike concept
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2013, 9:23pm says:

Any idea what this would be used for?

+1 vote   media: More Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 9 2013, 11:26pm replied:

Ya have a sh*t bucket?

+2 votes   media: Colonel 100 by repair tool !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2013, 12:11pm replied:

Unfortunately, I have nothing good.

+4 votes   group: Kemalists of ModDB
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 6 2013, 7:55am says:

Seems legit.
...Wait a second...
"OMFG MY RIGHT F-ING THUMB IS BROKEN!!!"

+3 votes   media: Zis-5 in the middle of desert?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 6 2013, 7:31am replied:

How can I?

+3 votes   group: Kemalists of ModDB
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 1 2013, 8:07pm says:

Only problem is the turret; if a shell is bounced off from that sloped armour and head upwards, bad news for anyone near that gun.

+2 votes   media: M8 Armored Gun System
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 29 2013, 6:15am says:

Here here. Don't add it yet. In the real world, it would basically be everyone trying to pile in and shut NK up before any nukes get out.

+5 votes   article: EU faction?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2013, 4:44am replied:

Don't kid yourself. My real masterpiece is in my images section WAY at the back, it's labelled Alma. Go find it if you can be bothered.

+2 votes   media: Map Idea: Operation 'Fire Feet'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 15 2013, 11:50pm says:

IS NOT POSSIBLE TO CREATE SOMETHING THAT EPIC FOR BF2!
No, it is...

My eyes have melted at the perfection.

+2 votes   media: [WIP] RPG-75
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2013, 5:50am says:

So this was perhaps one of the better planes of WWII?

+2 votes   article: Death in the Night
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 9 2013, 10:11am replied:

...T-34, M4 Sherman, Panzer 4, Panther, Tiger. Lots more since WWII as well; M1A1 Abrams, T90, etc.

+1 vote   media: AC V Super Sentinel
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 8 2013, 11:07am says:

This is a remake from Hans Zimmer's 'Time'. Not bad, though. I was just saying.

+1 vote   media: 'Time'- Song by Mike (Menu Music)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 8 2013, 7:46am replied:

I heard rumours of an epic battle between him and the Loch Ness monster.

+1 vote   media: A few of the world's better leaders, I think.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 7 2013, 4:22am says:

As I asked before, will this allow the terrain to be kept the same, in the sense that the mountains and cliffs won't be degraded in quality when you play on BF2 - so the regular smoothing won't be present?

+3 votes   media: another impressive terrain
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 4 2013, 11:30am says:

"Did I ever tell you the definition of 'insanity'? Well, insanity is; doing the same f***ing thing over and over and over again expecting s*** to happen."
In other words, every Imperial Guard assault tactic ever.

+2 votes   media: forgot these
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 4 2013, 11:22am replied:

HERESY!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord The Emperor?

+5 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 28 2013, 11:47pm says:

Those tracks... those curves... much better than the crusader before. Has that tank been improved?

+2 votes   media: Type 95 "Ha-Go"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 26 2013, 5:07am replied:

School (unless it encourages music): NO U CAN'T HAZ LOLZ!!!!

+2 votes   media: It will be mine!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 26 2013, 5:03am replied:

There be a continuity error in your wording.

+1 vote   media: Finnish Sniper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 26 2013, 4:29am replied:

You do realise that there have been many MANY tanks with turning turrets that were not french.

+1 vote   media: AC V Super Sentinel
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 22 2013, 8:58pm says:

And Magnus be like: "All your guitars are belong to us."
(Meant to be grammatically incorrect)

+3 votes   media: It will be mine!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 20 2013, 10:25pm replied:

Damn. That is all too true...

+7 votes   media: BM-13 Katyusha
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 20 2013, 9:41am says:

In an alternate universe: Meanwhile, in Capitalist America... *waits for reply*

+12 votes   media: BM-13 Katyusha
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 19 2013, 7:17am replied:

Now I think about it, I'm not sure if he'd allow it to go to other mods, but he's a good modder; he's done Global Storm all by himself with the help of a few resources. If he had time, I think he MAY put in the effort to help.

+1 vote   article: WE NEED ANIMATORS!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 19 2013, 5:29am says:

Good, but needs a dirtier, grittier look.

+3 votes   media: BF2 modding of the day: M110
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 19 2013, 5:06am replied:

There, renamed, better?

+3 votes   media: Finnish Sniper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 18 2013, 8:28pm replied:

Foxfort's made 3D iron and various scope sights.

+1 vote   article: WE NEED ANIMATORS!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 18 2013, 9:50am replied:

A what turret on a non-french tank?

+1 vote   media: AC V Super Sentinel
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 11 2013, 5:59am replied:

Yeah, I mean you wouldn't exactly wear this if you had to change from a forest battlefield to an heavily urbanised one. All camo must have a somewhat multi-environment element to it. Take a look at US Army camo in the desert, it's mainly green, but a drab green, so it can blend into the desert too.

+3 votes   media: EU Kit Geometries for RU
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 4 2013, 10:49am says:

First thing, why do most have to have PIAT? Will some have AT rifles instead?
Second, for the revive, use a syringe. Acts like a shockpaddle, but once used make an animation where you jab it into a glass jar with paper (or some other thin material) covering the top, take out some medicine (that would obviously take away pain [because dead soldiers are whimps!]), toss away the jar, and badabing badaboom; revived soldier.

+1 vote   article: Possible kits for each Allied faction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 27 2013, 11:44pm says:

If you could, for v0.55 or whatever is after 0.5, could you improve some maps?
For example, if you look at a could in real life, you can see it is closer or further to the ground from others, why not add a 2D cloud effect in the sky to give that effect. It would also look good and feel better for jet pilots.

-----Cloud 1-----

-----Cloud 2-----
-----Cloud 3-----
-----Cloud 4-----



Ground

If you get the badly done diagram.

+2 votes   article: Latest news from Global Storm
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 27 2013, 11:30pm says:

Why does everyone want ironsight? I find scopes (including reflex and holo) much more effective.

+4 votes   media: AK-74u
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 25 2013, 8:38pm says:

Its design was influenced by the continuous jamming of regular SMGs; instead of the magazine at the bottom and relying on a spring mechanism, the Owen SMG utilises gravity to help with the loading process. You can see the same stuff with the Bren and some AT rifles.

+2 votes   media: Owen Gun
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 22 2013, 9:03pm replied:

Take some photos for me

+1 vote   article: Yukon Bridge
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2013, 6:33pm replied:

Then WTF are they doing INVADING AND CONQUERING THE OTHER SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRIES!?

+1 vote   article: Iceland Faction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 17 2013, 11:58pm says:

Will the Icelandic Coast Guard, as you said in the intro of the mod, be included?

+1 vote   article: Iceland Faction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 17 2013, 10:55am says:

I heard that reloading a Styer is a pretty difficult process. Heard there was a button you had to press before doing this and that etc.
Is that true?

+2 votes   media: Styer AUG
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2013, 7:13am says:

What vehicle?

+1 vote   media: Are you ready for Chinese campaign ?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 6 2013, 5:22am replied:

Thankyou.

+1 vote   media: Unimog (Model by Shilka234)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 2 2013, 9:32pm replied:

And perhaps have some doing things, like fetching wood, carrying baskets of food, farming even.
And in the far future, add some children that run around chasing each other, or playing some other way.

+1 vote   media: Coldly beautiful...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 29 2013, 3:25am says:

Have you thought of re-doing the M4 reload animation?

+2 votes   media: HK 416 w/Reflex and M203
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2013, 12:04am says:

Now all that's needed, if possible, is HD-isze the rocks, water, and ground

+1 vote   media: Spetsnaz new skin
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2013, 3:44am says:

Now what they need is Cryengine's super-realistic lighting, models, physics, and cross it with Frostbite 2's unparallelled destruction. THAT, would be the single best game of all this decade.

+1 vote   media: only 2 days left till crysis 3 !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2013, 10:54pm says:

Nuts and bolts and everything!
This is how it should have been done!

+2 votes   media: Keep your fingers crossed...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2013, 5:26pm says:

But is that the skybox?

+1 vote   media: M16A4
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2013, 9:45am replied:

Well played
And this will go on for each and every weapon?

+1 vote   media: PKP improved model and new animations
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2013, 1:21am says:

Near perfection.
When semi-HD textures are in and you finish the anims (not to be mean again, but I liked it when you held the PKP from underneath), this will be a perfect weapon.
Perhaps for the animations, you could roll left or right to move sideways?
Finally, a bit of muzzle flash would be superb.

+1 vote   media: PKP improved model and new animations
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 5 2013, 8:46pm replied:

*Too
But I agree

+1 vote   mod: 'Paradise Falls'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 5 2013, 3:12am replied:

It was, after all, developed to replace the panther and panther II

+1 vote   media: The E-50 in-game
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 15 2012, 4:42am replied:

Can you code bots to destroy them at least?

+1 vote   media: Rucksacks
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 24 2012, 9:03am says:

What precisely is an FSAA 'injector' anyway?
You have outdone yourself BTW.

+4 votes   media: Gimme cake now.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2012, 8:53am says:

@OsoDEADLY
Hearthfire is a DLC for Xbox 360 only, so if you could sort of recreate that on PC, that'd be awesome.

+3 votes   mod: Skyrim Enhancement Project
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 21 2012, 8:12pm says:

I thought that the mods were listed by the latest update

+2 votes   mod: ZombieA
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 7 2012, 8:23pm says:

If it was released, then where's the download?
P.S. sounds like Halo infection gametype.

+1 vote   mod: Kill the King
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 12:41pm replied:

Hmm.
Intriguing.
Yet highly
disturbing.

+3 votes   media: Skyrim this what hes all about
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2014, 1:57am says:

I like.

+1 vote   media: Concept Art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2014, 1:55am says:

Which do you prefer:
Cheytac M200 Intervention
JNG-90
Istiglal Anti-Material Rifle
Kalekalip AMR

+2 votes   member: Turkish007
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 5 2014, 6:15am replied:

It appears every country has its own demons to face.
Except Iceland. They're as clean as the skin of Jesus. *joke*

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 3 2014, 5:13am says:

Therefore does your butt feel like it's dripping with salty tears if someone calls you a *******?

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 30 2014, 4:51am says:

Guys, it was a shock to the character, and it was supposed to be a comedy-action movie. Leave it at that.
*Jetpacks away into the sunset*

+9 votes   media: well that was unexpected...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 9:00pm replied:

Rewriting Chapter 7, the one where the reader meets Moses, but I am starting Chapter 12 in the meantime. You will, I repeat, WILL, be a major character.

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 10:37am replied:

God Emperor! Do you doubt the fait of your mighty Space Marines?!
I smell an Inquisition brewing...

+1 vote   media: Daily Art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 10:17am replied:

So now there are plans for even more countries than there needs to be?
Damn.
P.S: You are featured in my revised story. Moses Turgut Sofuoğlu, born 2071. Former member of the Jandarma Özel Harekat Komutanlığı turned private security after being discharged from service in 2115 for reasons undisclosed. You acted in counter-terrorism with JOH against the PKK (I am assuming in this universe that Turkey stays unified but the PKK is a constant threat) and so turned to private security because that was the only life you had known for 26 years.
Yes I am going to extreme lengths to explain everything in this story.

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 10:07am says:

A cabin in the woods. With Wi-Fi. And an infinite food and water supply. And no taxes. No other humans, for that matter.
And Alma.

+2 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 8:51pm replied:

Any chance of this fight with the PKK concluding?

+1 vote   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 7:38am replied:

But is he not trying to keep civilians under control in the riots in Istanbul? I mean, two fronts may be too much.
But then again, this is new news for me. Even ABC 24 (the news channel that has the greatest range from around the world) has apparently missed this. It should not be my right to comment on this situation you find your country in. Hope the conflict is resolved soon...
Sigh.
Bloody hell, why is the Middle East always in conflict, Turkish007? There can't just be one day, ONE day, where someone hasn't done something to someone else because of a belief.

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2014, 6:22pm replied:

Look very World War II era. Not saying that they are, I'm just saying they look like the German U-boats.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2014, 6:19pm says:

Step 1: Have hands. Otherwise how in the hell are you going to pick them up?

+3 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2014, 8:11pm says:

I guess you could say all the favourites were...

*Puts on glasses*

...Spain-fully kicked out

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2014, 8:08pm replied:

They don't.
They confuse Austria with Australia.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2014, 8:03pm replied:

No. I have never been molested by necromorphs, I am proud to say.

+4 votes   media: NecroMurph have enough of your sh.t
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 24 2014, 5:13am says:

Did anyone else need to re-read some parts of the quote to understand what Sebastian was saying?

+6 votes   media: Smile.(No Country Balls)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 24 2014, 5:12am replied:

But no Poland

+3 votes   media: Smile.(No Country Balls)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 24 2014, 5:11am says:

For the graduation is dark and full of joblessness.

+6 votes   media: Smile.(No Country Balls)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2014, 9:11pm says:

It is the damn sexiest concept for a tank I have ever seen. Search it: PL-01

+8 votes   media: Smile !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2014, 8:14pm says:

What I've never seen is rain in a Middle East map in BF2.

+3 votes   media: UMP45 & Map Weather Feature
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 2:00am says:

Poland cannot into World Cup either?

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:56am says:

Worldball be like:
"Don't worry about your parasite problem, Worldball, Asteroidball will be here any decade now. And if he isn't, it seems like Sunball is your last hope."

+3 votes   media: Smile :)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:51am says:

United Kingdom.
Truth, methinks.

+1 vote   media: Smile :)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal 13hours 34mins ago says:

RVMats?

+1 vote   media: RVMats
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 23 2015, 5:36pm replied:

Haven't you seen Naruto?
Bruce is just charging up his chakra.

+1 vote   media: It's gettin' serious!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2015, 12:00pm says:

Nah, I'm taking a wild guess and saying Fifty Shades of Grey.

+11 votes   media: Stockholm Syndrome or Rule 34?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2015, 9:00am says:

When you remember that test was today and you didn't study for it.

+4 votes   media: My first meme
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2015, 8:58am says:

When you remember the test was today and you didn't study for it.

+12 votes   media: My first meme
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 21 2015, 6:49am replied:

Sergeant Johnson-ing.
AKA
General badassery.

+15 votes   media: Sweet William Cigars
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 16 2015, 5:53pm replied:

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE NON-AUSTRALIAN SH*T! AUSTRALIA HAS DESERTS, DROUGHTS, BUSHLAND, AND GREAT WHITE SHARKS! AUSTRALIA HAS THE FUNNEL WEB SPIDER WHOSE VENOM IS SO ABUNDANT IT DRIPS FROM ITS FANGS! AUSTRALIANS HAS THE ONLY TWO KNOWN MONOTREMES IN THE WORLD - THE ECHIDNA AND THE PLATYPUS - ONE OF IS COVERED IN SPINES, AND THE OTHER HAS TWO POISONED SPURS!
ALL AUSTRIA HAS IS CHICKEN SCHNITZELS, SNOWY ALPS, AND THE BIRTHPLACE OF HITLER!
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT F*CKING MIRACLES, PUNK-*** B*TCH, GET YOUR F*CKING FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU DO! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE THE REAL MIRACLE?! IF YOU LEARNED YOUR F*CKING GEOGRAPHY!

Sincerely,
Someone-Who-Is-Not-A-B*tch

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 16 2015, 5:36pm replied:

I ain't your mate, buddy.

0 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 16 2015, 10:47am says:

Why Austrians are so bad.
Why AUSTRIANS are so bad.
AUSTRIANS.

+10 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 10 2015, 5:51am says:

Strangled by Picachu on top of the Eiffel Tower.

Well, I'm not exactly feeling electric about the situation...

+8 votes   media: How will you die?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015, 8:11am replied:

Say what?

+2 votes   media: Yet again another Darwin Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015, 1:29am replied:

They could have, I don't know, bought a pole that holds the paint roller so they can reach higher places.

+4 votes   media: Darwin's Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 3 2015, 8:42am says:

For the carnivores, I am trying to stick to a Mesoamerican art and architectural style without too much use of levels - giant steps, like with their pyramids.
I just need more building variants. But houses in their society are just a room for a family. WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH ONE ROOM?
Terrace, is all I can think of, but that would lead back to levels.
If anyone can help with conceptualising, I would much appreciate it.

+2 votes   media: Tavorkan - Carnivore City Components
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 2 2015, 4:45am says: +6 votes   media: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2015, 10:30am replied:

Yet owning assault and anti-material rifles is.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2015, 10:27am says:

No, we don't have mountable spiders, nor do we travel via kangaroo pouch. We Australians are pansies: the vast majority build and live in urban areas and separate ourselves as far from nature as possible. And in general, nothing TRIES to kill us, and for any poisonous creature here we have antivenin. And the only things that do kill us are either sharks (but the whole world has that problem) or crocodiles (because someone wasn't smart enough to read the signposts and stay out of the saltwater crocodiles' lagoons.
Let me reiterate: we are not all Crocodile Dundees. Now if you can't handle the thought of a tiny Funnelweb Spider that GIVES YOU A WARNING that you are not to come near it, then how in the hell do you guys think you're man (or woman) enough to enjoy the zombie apocalypse?
Damn tourists.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 11:11pm replied:

Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit, and Ulfric Stormcloak from Skyrim.
Thorin hates the elves because they refused to help the dwarves at Erebor when Smaug took the mountain. The refused to help because Thorin's father humiliated the elves by basically forcing them to say that the dwarves are better because he had a special gem, the Arkenstone (at least in the movies).
Ulfric hates the elves (mind you any race other than human (at least in the lore)) because of the White-Gold Concordat made between The Empire and the Aldermeri Dominion. The Concordat ensured peace, but at the cost of the banning of certain religions (one of which being the worship of Talos, a Nord god), and persecution of any who oppose the agreement. The Empire and the Emperor is now essentially the Dominion's b*tch and must do whatever the Dominion wants under pain of war and probable defeat. Ulfric opposes this and has gained a lot of followers, and such a rebellion has errupted in Skyrim, demanding freedom from The Empire.
Captain out.
*Ninja smoke!*

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 10:59pm says:

But what if Putin ate Poutine???

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 10:57pm replied:

Iceland is ranked most peaceful. Probably because they don't have an army. The best they have is the coast guard.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 10:55pm says:

King Julian hit his mid-life crisis?

+7 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 26 2015, 9:36am replied:

Hey, you try acting sad when you have a sexy Spanish accent (not that I'm into that sort of stuff (no ****)).

+1 vote   media: For fun
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 25 2015, 9:24am says:

Just like there's prank callers, there are also prank stallers.

+5 votes   media: Something from the archives
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2015, 5:48am replied:

Captain?

+2 votes   media: Some stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2015, 5:48am says:

I KNEW IT!
He WAS made in Russia.

+6 votes   media: Found them on the internet....
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2015, 8:05pm replied:

Do we have dragons?

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 19 2015, 7:20pm says:

Their Britishness is so strong that their hats levitate!

+4 votes   media: CoD2 British officer
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2015, 12:12pm replied:

Loose Bond reference makes my fedora tip.

+2 votes   media: Tavorkan - Ranged Weapons (More to come)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2015, 12:11pm replied:

It will be in a game I'm attempting to develop with friends. That is, IF the game is good enough and we don't lose interest.

+1 vote   media: Tavorkan - Ranged Weapons (More to come)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2015, 2:15am replied:

Legless Lego Legolas.

+3 votes   media: Legolas
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2015, 8:10am replied:

9

+9 votes   media: asdssdsdsdsd
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2015, 6:53pm replied:

Dude...
Let the guy float his boat, okay? Deal with it.

+3 votes   media: Console Peasants and PC Monarchs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2015, 6:32am replied:

[Insert generic comment complaining why someone downvoted my comment]

+1 vote   media: derp
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2015, 8:43pm replied:

How old are you?
I'm 16 and I don't know the meaning of sleepiness. Don't know what the rest of my classmates complain about. I can get less that 3 hours sleep and I'll be okay.

+2 votes   media: I have the things
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2015, 8:40pm replied:

They could have meant Wunderwaffe, or Wonder Weapon, which I believe is the informal name of the V-1 and V-2 rockets.
But hey, at least they're better than nebelwerfers.
They werf nebels.

+2 votes   media: derp
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2015, 6:20pm replied:

For when you need to fool the snipers in winter...

+4 votes   media: When you're bored in the army...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2015, 5:02am says:

Minus piercing, it's sweet.
Colour is of no concern: we can just have a texture randomiser each spawn, like a slot machine. So this Bokoso with these colours will have this armour set. Think Skyrim's Automatic Variants mod.

+1 vote   media: Archer Carnivor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2015, 5:01am replied:

Not bad, not bad at all.

+1 vote   media: City
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2015, 10:35am replied:

Also, shoulder pads.

+1 vote   media: Carnivor warrior
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2015, 9:36am says:

Will these wallpapers rotate, or do you want us to choose one?

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2015, 6:54am says:

That...
Actually turned out better than expected. Not that I doubted your drawing skills; it was whether your interpretation was close to my vision. And this is damn close. All that needs to be added are thigh guards, the leaf near the pelvis removed, the and the bone (or gold) helmet replaced with wood. You've drawn what is closest to a Bokoso warrior, but for bigger carnivores and herbivores try a slightly more upright posture.
I'm trying with Sculptris to make base models, but I'm just so easily intimidated and quickly shut it off before I bugger up.

Battlebr19o, we need to meet again soon.

+1 vote   media: Carnivor warrior
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 8 2015, 7:45pm says:

Pinkman used attract,
You are sexually confused.

+3 votes   media: something i found
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 8 2015, 4:29am replied:

Adding on...
Niggas can call niggas "niggas".
White niggas can't call niggas "niggas"; it is an insult.
If niggas calls white niggas "niggas", it is a mark of respect.

200 years on and "nigga" is now both a compliment and an insult. Go figure.

+3 votes   media: Tumblr
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 6 2015, 7:06am replied:

There is no such thing as a "Girl Gamer", just a "Gamer".

Just some have bigger breasts than others.

+18 votes   media: Gender Euality In Gaming
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 3 2015, 6:49pm replied:

Bro do u even humour

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 2 2015, 7:32pm says:

Your head is just full of sh*t.

+7 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 2 2015, 3:04am replied:

I guess the joke went over your head.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2015, 7:38pm replied:

Meh. Who needs friends and girlfriends when you have followers and a wife in Skyrim.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2015, 7:39am replied:

It's okay.
Yt3.ggpht.com

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2015, 7:33am replied:

Your relationship with your hands, however...

Nah, seriously, I'm okay not being in a relationship of any kind. I'm asexual; no girls, no boys. I can be a SMOOTH pickup line dropper, but I won't even consider a relationship.
Friends are all I need.
Happy New Year.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2015, 7:31am replied:

I'm sorry you're such a fegget, mate.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 31 2014, 8:27pm says:

My this-is-where-we'll-find-big-dinosaurs sense are tingling.

+4 votes   media: Lake - wip
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 29 2014, 7:55am replied:

Peace!

+1 vote   media: Some Christmas Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 27 2014, 12:21am replied:

Forsooth! Ponder did one upon the reason for the lack of the correct word in the spelling suggestions. Well aware was the one known as MasterofMetal, who doth not misspell words lightly.
Unscrupulous knave, better known as "jfpoliveira12", his grammar mayn't be perfect, but he is not one to poorly spell. And it gives you, unscrupulous knave, no reason to downvote his post, for the original message was clear, you insensitive scrub lord.

+2 votes   media: Some Christmas Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 27 2014, 12:11am says:

Because you're not Turtwig.

+3 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 25 2014, 9:22pm replied:

Fa-lalalala-lalalala
Dec the halls with their guts and eyes
Fa-lalalala-lalalala
Kill and mame and choke and pillage
Falala-lalala-lalala
Burn down the innocent village
Fa-lalalala-lalala-la

+2 votes   media: Some Christmas Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 23 2014, 11:24am replied:

That moment when you realise an inanimate object gets more McLovin' than you.

+6 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 14 2014, 12:09am replied:

Speaking of which, where did his "friends" go? The burglar, the pilot-chicken, and whatever that last purple thing was. They just... *swishes hands* ...went away, and no one asked anything about their leaving.
Coincidence?

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2014, 12:34am replied:

Oh. Okay.
..."And human makes a nuclear warhead with which to kill tens of thousands of other humans."

+9 votes   media: Isn't nature grand?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 6:40pm replied:

It's what I think (in approximation due to the limitations of my drawing skills) an Iguanodon looks like.

+3 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 10:42am replied:

As was the intention.

+3 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 12:38am replied:

It's more to do with the lighting in this case: I don't know why but BF2 has never really been perfect with lighting up models that are not part of the terrain.

+2 votes   media: Screenshot
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 11:47pm says:

I find it more of a problem that people's ego (and perhaps their whole lives) revolve solely around their Facebook/Twitter/social media status.
Seriously, you're thinking of committing suicide because of a jerk or jerks posting something mean? You probably have a life outside your screen! Parents! Friends! Hotlines that have actually been set up to prevent suicide! BLOODY HELL!
I know we're supposed to empathise with these people, but... Yeah...

+4 votes   media: 2 Incredible Ways To Eradicate Cyber Bullying
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 9:13am says:

You have a scope, which implies you're going to shoot.
But the tank is aiming at you.
Who is in trouble exactly?

+4 votes   media: Say hello to my little friend
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2014, 8:30pm replied:

Fill them with love.

+6 votes   media: Pokemon troller
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2014, 8:22pm says:

Online multiplayer!
Where the dark, I-don't-give-a-flying-f*ck-about-society side of people is finally revealed.

+5 votes   media: GM - SUCK DIS CAWK
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 7:07pm replied:

Agreed.
It's like Mad Max bandits (or any 1980s Post-Apocalypse survivors for that matter) came together and created their own nation.

+3 votes   media: Intermarium Scythian
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 7:00pm says:

In a country with a population of ~319,309,000 people?
$600,000,000 divided by 319,309,000 = $1.87905759.

I'd say it's more of an education problem right now.

+10 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 6:53pm says:

Wait.
There are 6 letters.
Letters.
My Grandma uses letters.
Gradma.
Grandma was a air traffic controller for the RAF in post-war Germany.
Germany.
Nazis.
Hitler.
Hitler's bodyguard was known as the SS.
Now let's do the maths.
6 - 3 - 2 = 1.
Illuminati has 1 eye.
Could it be?
Let's go deeper.
ABF rhymes with Sabbath
Black Sabbath.
Heavy metal.
Wrecking ball.
Miley Cyrus.
Disappointment.
Star Wars Episode I-III.
Rise of the evil Galactic Empire.
Illuminati is an evil galactic empire.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

+12 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 3:32am says:

Jokes on you, I don't have black friends!
Wait...
Holy sh*t I'm a racist!

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 5 2014, 9:29pm replied:

Polandball.
Kills murderous dragons.
Still has to clean the Jarls' toilets.

+8 votes   media: Polandball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 1 2014, 11:50pm replied:

Frightening.

+10 votes   media: CoD2 King Tiger in Newvillers testing
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 30 2014, 7:53pm says:

I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem like it's going to go anywhere.

But that's what she said.

+6 votes   media: ....
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2014, 7:44pm says:

And this is original content?
Nice.
Just out of curiosity, what program(s) did you use?

+1 vote   media: Soldier models work in progress
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2014, 7:43pm says:

Praise the Lambeosaurus!

+5 votes   media: Do not resist
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 26 2014, 4:23am replied:

Butt Y? P1zza fillz dee bawks. Iz good.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2014, 9:06am replied:

Half Life 3 is the third in a series of games.
A triangle has three sides and three points.
There is an 'I' in Half Life.
There is an eye in Illuminati.
Which means...
GABE WANTS YOUR MONEY TO FUND ILLUMINATI!
STOP THE GABE!
SEAL YOUR WALLETS!
HIDE YOUR KIDS AND WIFE!
NOWHERE IS SAFE!

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2014, 9:01am says:

Australia cannot into attendings.
Is of not enough relevance.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2014, 3:53am replied:

Illuminati confirmed.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2014, 6:06am replied:

I think this is called Spam.

+15 votes   media: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2014, 6:05am says:

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

+12 votes   media: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2014, 5:59am says:

And for today's forecast: 46 degrees (I assume Fahrenheit) with skies clearing to reveal the bright warm NOPE once more.

+7 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 15 2014, 9:05pm replied:

Infinity Ward would like to know why you're still working on the same product for so long now.
Wait...

+6 votes   media: CoD2 PPSh 35round mag
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2014, 5:50am says:

Smoo-oo-oo-ooooth.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 13 2014, 4:56pm replied:

DOWNVOTERS!
QUICK! TAKE MY LIKE AND JOIN ARMS!
LET US BE BROTHERS (and sisters) IN THIS WAR!

+2 votes   media: Shraq Kart Double Slam: Golf of Duty V
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 13 2014, 4:48am says:

I told you it was coming soon.

+12 votes   media: Shraq Kart Double Slam: Golf of Duty V
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 8:31am says:

Favourite ModDB moment.

+5 votes   media: Some images of mine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 8:31am says:

An image I posted a while back on the Humour, Satire, Parody group.
It is of a BF2 bot from Final War hanging himself in shame of being a product of a company that is now forsaking the franchise by becoming more... CoD-like. I shudder at the phrase.
Glorified Cops and Robbers, anyone?

+3 votes   media: Some images of mine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 8:29am says:

Influenced by the Honest Trailers by Screen Junkies on Youtube.

+5 votes   media: Some images of mine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 8:28am says:

Me, Battlebro19, Cod_Fish, and Metalfan321 played a game once. Results are SO close. Favourite CoD moment.

+3 votes   media: Some images of mine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 9 2014, 7:54am replied:

Does not my avatar already say that?
Well... I am an amateur author, as I think I've said before... so... I have that going for me, which is nice. It's about a robot dinosaur with emotions and so far is 201 pages long, and the end is in sight. All you really ned to know: it is set in 2118, it has robots, a dinosaur, and more than a few jokes about our current society. Oh, and guns.

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 8 2014, 8:29pm says:

But it only lasts a day... so...

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 8 2014, 8:28pm says:

For me...
What it looks like: plugging in a power adapter cord
What it feels like: plugging in a power adapter cord

+8 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 5:50pm replied:

Depends how deep it goes.


The joke, of course - how deep the JOKE goes.

+5 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:44am says:

Yeah?
Well YOUR mother's so fat that it's really starting to concern me; I think she should see a doctor for her eating disorder.

-3 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:38am replied:

*Pulls out M1014 shotgun*
Get the hell away! I'm sharing those rolls with him. The possum is unafraid of me, thus it is a bro. Bros don't let bros be cooked, bro.

+5 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:35am says:

Took me a bit.

+5 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:34am says:

FALSE!
It's for your dad.

Too far?

+6 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:29am replied:

#JustThailandThings

+5 votes   media: Awesome!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2014, 5:29am replied:

'Tis a past I am not proud of. Need a few more drinks to put my mind at rest...

+2 votes   media: iz of late halloween
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2014, 5:27am replied:

I think he violated the lowest point of the dress code.
If you catch my meaning, heh heh.

+3 votes   media: iz of late halloween
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2014, 4:34am replied:

Just a quick question: when modelling the tank, do I need to do the treads, tracks, and wheels, or do you guys import a preset into the model I send to you?

+1 vote   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2014, 11:10am replied:

My Skecthup skills have improved to the point where I can make BF2-quality vehicles (not interiors). I can make vehicles and export them as .dae files (which are basically .obj) and send them to you guys if you want.

+2 votes   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2014, 5:45am replied:

I'm a (somewhat) dev and even I'm surprised - it was a topic that just slowly became less and less talked about.

+3 votes   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2014, 12:00pm replied:

No:
Fc07.deviantart.net
Rocket is made too.

+1 vote   media: Re-reworked
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2014, 5:25am says:

For your Captain, head to the Description.
*Flies away*

+1 vote   media: The Fire Rises
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2014, 4:49am replied:

I was afraid I'd be downvoted if I spelled it wrong. Never have I been so right.
Such is my fate as MasterofMetal.

+1 vote   media: Shakin' 2: Generation Boogaloo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 20 2014, 6:52pm says:

Starring:
Jon Luke "DJ Boogie" Picard
Smooth Shaker
and Co-starring:
Feline Fren-Z

+4 votes   media: Shakin' 2: Generation Boogaloo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:58am replied:

Now go, save your people. They need you.

+5 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:52am says:

I held on to an electric fence once when I was younger, probably 11 or so, so I could look at some cows while my mum and dad were wine-tasting (no, my family's not rich, it was just mum and dad's time to enjoy themselves during our family holiday) since there was nothing for me to do. As I had no idea the fence was electrified, I leant over and pondered life like the little derp I was.
It felt like a large rock hit me in the back of the neck and I was knocked to the ground. It didn't hurt, its just... felt like something hit me hard.

Also, girl in the centre there. Just saying. Pretty rare to find a tomboy.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 15 2014, 7:01am replied:

*Thalmor spy spots you*
YOU THERE!
*Gallops forth*
Watch your tongue.
In time, MY tongue will wiggle-waggle directly into your Emperor's a$$.
*Gallops away*

+2 votes   media: XKCD: Lightsaber
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 14 2014, 6:38pm replied:

The Emperor is nothing but a PUPPET of the THALMOR.

+5 votes   media: XKCD: Lightsaber
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 10:33pm says:

So the Chinese will also be in the mod?

+1 vote   media: Russian MRAP vehicle VPK-3924 "Medved"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 9:14pm replied:

That war must have been how the US troops felt during the Battle of the Bulge but more than ten times worse.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 10 2014, 4:15am replied:

Fifty thousand people used to live here... now it's a ghost town.
(CoD fans will know)

+6 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2014, 7:56pm says:

Table for one, please.

+5 votes   media: Cretaecious cafe,work in progress.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2014, 8:23pm says:

Gaming brings together all the FPS players who ever had a sexual relationship with your mother.

+24 votes   media: Diversity
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 5 2014, 9:12pm says:

Never has Destruction looked so beautiful

+3 votes   media: New Lighting for Mass Destruction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2014, 11:28pm replied:

Silence, conscript, else I shall report you to the Commissar.

+2 votes   media: ...on voting...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2014, 11:23pm says:

When there's only one slice of pizza left...

+13 votes   media: I see your .gif and I raise you one
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2014, 8:57am replied:

Take my like, Admiral, for being here when the Captain was not.

+10 votes   media: ...on voting...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2014, 8:00pm says:

Was the SW1917 used by the Rangers in the 1940s?

+2 votes   media: CoD2 Duhoc defend mission changes
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2014, 9:52pm says:

The quality of an AAA game, but made by one person.

+5 votes   media: JP:Aftermath Update 5
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 23 2014, 4:25am replied:

They of havings the stronker tanks?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 23 2014, 4:17am replied:

Truth level: [insert level of truth here]

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 18 2014, 6:41pm says:

Can you do beer too?
It isn't a tropical resort unless you have a Bintang there too.

+2 votes   media: The beach
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2014, 4:34am says:

Oh, I was expecting a dog. Or maybe I was thinking of a Shetland.

+5 votes   media: Sheffield
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 6:18pm replied:

Won't be saying that when there's a velociraptor in there with you.

+2 votes   media: Bunker dressing
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 6:17pm replied:

Reel models?
REEL models?
Yeah, I guess he could make fishing rods if he wanted.

+5 votes   media: Morrison Formation concept art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 4:55am says:

Why is Kazakstan not liked? I am but a humble Australian whose country does not care for the affairs of the big bad outside world except where America and Britain are involved.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 4:53am replied:

The Vlad Knight rises!

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 4:47am replied:

Fast and Furious: Spicy Takeout's Revenge

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2014, 5:54am says:

Altay?

+2 votes   media: 30th August Victory Day Exhibition
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2014, 5:52am says:

An EOD bot?
Why not MAARS?!

+2 votes   media: 30th August Victory Day Exhibition
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2014, 6:58pm replied:

Because, comrade, if he spot you being disloyal to Motherland he whip out pistol, and names no matter when guns involved.

+5 votes   media: CoD2 Russian officers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2014, 5:50am replied:

'TIS BLASPHEMOUS, I SAY!

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 10:03pm replied:

Captain here.
He's the EA guy for hype, talking about new games and how they're different from one another and innovative. Unfortunately, everything he says is bullsh*t.

+2 votes   media: Innovation
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 5:39am replied:

Emiliomau was probably referring to the model quality and textures.

+2 votes   media: БМ-21 Град
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 4:40am replied:

You can be *****... but it doesn't work too well. For the enemy, that is. Your call.

+3 votes   media: eat it
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 3:40am says:

OH NO! AIR VIKINGS!

+3 votes   media: Some Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 3:39am replied:

Perhaps the most realistic lighting I've seen in a BF2 mod.

+4 votes   media: New Lighting for Mass Destruction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 4 2014, 6:57pm replied:

When can there be a download with all the progress made so far?

+9 votes   media: CoD2 German halftrack with MG34
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 4 2014, 9:52am replied:

No explanation.
I can only hope (please know I mean this in the best way possible) it was a quick death with little or no pain. But it is not others' to know what any of us become involved in when not on ModDB - any of us could be doing something terribly wrong or terribly right. Who knows?
Then again, he could have been just a victim of an act of random violence.
No one can say.
And even if he was doing bad, it is still a death, and that cannot be ignored. Whatever race, creed, nationality, beliefs - whatever - a death is a death and nothing can change that.
From Australia, and a person who barely knew him, I send my condolences to his family, lest they come to this website for any reason.
Isaac Cuevas.

+6 votes   media: R.I.P, Muntaqim
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 2 2014, 10:25am replied:

It is resting on their faith in the monarchy.
The more you know.

+12 votes   media: five o'clock
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 30 2014, 6:37am says:

Is anyone else through with humanity?

+9 votes   media: In response to Russia invading Ukraine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 28 2014, 12:58pm says:

Wait, we can choose to go in FISTS ONLY?
Yeah boy! I'm going to punch my enemies to death!
(Joke on account of camera perspective not having weapon)

+7 votes   media: Alpha Project Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 21 2014, 10:55am replied:

Was there something wrong with the previous version?

+1 vote   media: T.rex new sculpt
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 20 2014, 7:46am says:

What is it?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2014, 6:09pm replied:

And I be too young...

+3 votes   media: Always remember that...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2014, 6:06pm replied: +3 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2014, 6:05pm says:

I guess CadianConscript will be safe from Demeantors then since he cannot into optimism.

+7 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2014, 6:02pm replied:

And only an idiot would choose her over your friends?

+4 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 16 2014, 7:06am says:

Aww, but that means I can't shoot them so easily!

+8 votes   media: CoD2 fat Germans appearance reduced
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 13 2014, 8:00am replied:

SHRAPNEL EMPIRE
Y U NO UNDERSTAND MEMES?!

+2 votes   media: If Daryl dead in season V
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 11 2014, 6:45am says:

Correction: *.Bore dump =(

+8 votes   media: *.GIF dump =)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 10 2014, 6:15pm says:

Is there any truth in this?

+2 votes   media: laugh ye peasants
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 8 2014, 4:22am replied:

Bro, do you even optimist?

+7 votes   media: party hard
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 4 2014, 8:49am replied:

*Goes for hi-five*
*Realises it is but a screen*
*Feels sad I cannot give thanks to a bro who knows his stuff*

+3 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 4 2014, 8:47am replied:

Bcuz em illitrat I undrstud ur sentens.

+2 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 3 2014, 10:06am replied:

Or rather, it play mercilessly with you and or your corpse.

+2 votes   media: Raptor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:28pm replied:

I'm not a S.T.A.L.K.E.R modder. You know that. I can't mod anything.

+1 vote   media: Sketchup skills have improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:26pm replied:

Here I can export then as .dae files and those are basically .obj files, so it's all good.
I think...

+2 votes   media: Sketchup skills have improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:11pm replied:

...Who needs enemies?

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:03pm says:

So you're saying that Germany's marvel of strength will, in the early days, dominate mass production products but will eventually be overrun by the sheer numbers?
Hasn't that already happened?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:00pm says:

It would be funnier if Belarus was Ukraine.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 8:58pm replied:

And he had a good reason for his actions too, not just "I'm going to make Beiber my b*tch... oh wait".

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 8:54pm says:

Can the models be added to the vanilla mod?

+2 votes   download: Vacant CQB map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 1 2014, 8:41am says:

Blender is an animator as well?
Damn, it seems my schools has gone overboard in that case. They purchased the Autodesk Designer Suite which includes Motionbuilder, Softimage, Mudbox, Maya, and others.
Currently I'm doing an animated short, and it involves dinosaurs. That's why I've been bugging you.
Apologies.

+1 vote   media: Some of the dinosaur species present in PK!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 30 2014, 8:22am says:

Impressive.
Animated in what program?

+1 vote   media: PK Tyrannosaurus animations Preview
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2014, 8:53am replied:

It's funny because it's sad.

0 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2014, 8:33pm says:

Remove immigrant?

+9 votes   media: Europe 2014
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2014, 6:29am replied:

As a foreigner this is funny as hell

+10 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2014, 6:27am replied:

Try being Australia in the last World Cup. There were so many foul calls by the referees in our games that we were kicked out before we had our third/fourth match.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2014, 6:22am replied:

It's even worse when I don't understand the political references either.
And the final insult is that there's no Captain to explain things.

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 24 2014, 6:23pm says:

Because if you do it at least three times, it's called science.

+11 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 23 2014, 7:45am replied:

Leaellynasaura too! But that's just a request. You don't need too.

+1 vote   media: New species revealed
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 21 2014, 5:11am replied:

I guess, then, I am a woman.

+2 votes   media: Trollin'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 20 2014, 8:20pm says:

Sharing is caring.

+4 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 18 2014, 2:56am says:

Damn, Sweden. First you tempt me with your education and advanced social standards, and now THIS!

+2 votes   media: Some old pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2014, 8:09am replied:

You did not pay attention to the WC, did you?

+3 votes   media: The world cup in a nutshell
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2014, 8:08am replied:

Jokes, guys, jokes.
I do not see why people hate him so much (if you use this image as your whole basis).

+8 votes   media: The idol of Gay Pride
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2014, 7:24am says:

I don't see why people hate him so much.

+6 votes   media: The idol of Gay Pride
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2014, 7:18am replied:

*In reference to Hitler gif*
This password is not the one that causes my oven to go to the 'supernova' setting, is it?

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 14 2014, 8:34pm says:

BF2 + ENB = Better than BF4

+1 vote   media: ENB EXAMPLE (PR) #10
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 13 2014, 8:53pm replied:

Is not enough.
Need lands.
Need stronker ekonomy
Need...
Fourth Reich.

+7 votes   media: He german alway pay is debt !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 13 2014, 3:26am says:

T-T-T-TRIPPLE KILL!

+4 votes   media: CoD2 Destroyed PaK43
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2014, 11:10am replied:

Do a Suarez on the least likeable character amongst ourselves.
(Louis Suarez is a soccer-playing cannibal)

+1 vote   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 10 2014, 10:59am replied:

Wich aparntly nmbr in da millons!

+3 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 9 2014, 12:29pm says:

This isn't humour. This is the cold, hard truth.
SCREW YOU, PERSON WHO POSTED THIS, I CAME HERE TO ESCAPE REALITY AND THEN YOU SLAP ME IN THE FACE WITH IT.

+1 vote   media: More Humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 12:45pm says:

YOU AIN'T HEARD?! IT'S
BEING A BO$$

+5 votes   media: What is your meaning in life?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 15 2014, 6:34pm replied:

And it's not like the government uses the funds they get from taxes to fund the military or whatever (cut taxes not defense)...

+7 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2014, 2:25am replied:

Want another ticket for a Feel Trip on the Feel Train to Feeladelphia located in the Feelippines?
Actually I doubt the rest are this good.
First is usually best.

+1 vote   article: 1 Supersymmetry
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 13 2014, 4:40am says:

I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening.

+1 vote   media: Second set of island pictures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 12 2014, 8:26pm replied:

And no oil.

+8 votes   media: Smile(full stop)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 12 2014, 8:24pm says:

I like Russia.
And I know Putin is turning out to be a bad guy, but i like him too.
Is anyone else's allegiance mixed up?

+3 votes   media: Smile(full stop)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 11 2014, 8:30pm replied:

Why would an Iguanodon and an Allosaurus be in the M.I.S.E.R.Y modification?

+4 votes   media: Supersymmetry
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 7 2014, 12:11am says:

"Hey Putin."
"Da?"
"You want to reenact D-Day?"
"You go prep Alaska while I fetch my Spetsnaz."
"Why Alaska?"
"Because I need some oily lubricant if I'm going to invade your back door."

+22 votes   media: ……
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2014, 11:17pm says:

Okay, I've posted a few images and gifs that I think are funny. Do I get a medal now? Or a cookie?
Or the blood, sweat and tears of my enemies? I will not go lower than that.

+8 votes   media: I swear this is how every sports section should be
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2014, 8:10am replied:

Play nice.

+5 votes   media: GTA IV with the best freaky mod ever
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2014, 3:19am says:

I married a dog because I'm in love with it. Would have preferred a dragon though...

+4 votes   media: In light of the Admiral Skeybar's request...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:13am replied:

Plez, no, not the episode with the dog!

:'(

+2 votes   media: GIF storm inbound!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:08am says:

I just cancel the damn thing.

+1 vote   media: GIF storm.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:04am says:

For when someone says DC comics is better than Marvel.

+3 votes   media: GIF storm.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:00am says:

Stole this one from ME didn't you, PIRATE?
I salute you.

+1 vote   media: GIF storm...it appears to be clearing up.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 7:38am replied:

Multicam
It can be used in any environment so long as you have the right colour palette.

+8 votes   media: New Soldier Camo Textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 1 2014, 8:03pm replied:

Bungie cord strapped to foot I do believe. In which case I hope he is SPARTA-ing off an overhang, otherwise the dude might smack into the building.

+3 votes   media: Smile or die !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 1 2014, 8:00pm replied:

No, Stalin did. Placed his hand in the air and formed a fist: a rock.
WWII was a giant game of Paper Scissors Rock.

+9 votes   media: Laugh or Smile or both.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 1 2014, 10:47am says:

Did you read it?
Is it good?
Did it hit the feels?
If you can answer any of the three questions above, drop a comment, please. I need to know if I am still listened too. Sakura? Turkish? ACE? Magnus? Gordon? Battlebro?

+1 vote   article: 1 Supersymmetry
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 31 2014, 8:01pm says:

This one is best: it has a dinosaur featured in it.

+4 votes   media: Sunset 3#
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 30 2014, 8:39pm replied:

*Nuke silo constructed*
Img4.wikia.nocookie.net
China will grow larger!

+1 vote   media: Idiots Online
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 30 2014, 8:35pm says:

Ah, Tzeench, I praise thy forever changing form, for one year you are 50 years of age and the next you are 51.

+8 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 28 2014, 9:24am replied:

Let me ask you... do you recall seeing a proper military soldier of Iran/Iraq/Turkey/Afghanistan (and many other Middle Eastern countries) or the United States Marine Corps ever dual wielding pistols?
You use a butterfly grip for a pistol, otherwise the recoil for any kind of pistol just goes BALLISTIC.

+6 votes   media: Pistol Update [Mec&US]
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 28 2014, 1:15am replied:

Not so much a bigger gun, just a bigger magazine. Like, a 3 billion bullet cartridge, just to be safe.
Then again you could always tell them that Beiber and 1D are signing autographs so that they all stand in a single-file line, then shoot a single bullet with a railgun to get 23 million headshots.
And actually, I don't mind One Direction.
Because they all have 1 D to share.

+3 votes   media: Laugh.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 27 2014, 3:51am says:

So? Does anyone want to read the stories?

+1 vote   article: Lives of Technicolour: a short story collection
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 26 2014, 8:23pm replied:

Why is something sad on a humour site?

+9 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 25 2014, 9:28pm replied:

Meanwhile, in Fascist Germany... it seems as though the inbreeding caused by lack of genetic diversity has led to some interesting results...

+1 vote   media: CoD2 new head for hooded winter Germans
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 25 2014, 8:38am replied:

To many a male pony however...
Niketalk.com

+3 votes   media: Oh goodness
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 25 2014, 4:49am replied:

Business must be good with the eternal winter.

+1 vote   media: have some more
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 24 2014, 9:11pm replied:

To balance the "superweapon" status, maybe you could add a blurred effect to anything not inside the scope barrel. I mean, take a look at Alpha Project from BF2.
Then again, maybe you want this to be OP on the enemy.

+3 votes   media: CoD2 MP44 - 3D scope
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 23 2014, 8:21pm says:

What needed changing?

+1 vote   media: Visitor centre update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 23 2014, 4:31am says:

Woe be the day we treat serious country-wide crises like something to laugh about.

+3 votes   media: 1st World Problems
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 22 2014, 8:09pm says:

It won't save me from Rexy, will it?

+1 vote   media: Fence updates
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 22 2014, 9:18am replied:

Okay, what did I say to get the downvotes? How can I repay debts?

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 21 2014, 9:16am replied:

I can't wait until they invade us. All of us. The entire world. Simultaneously. Like in MW3. Because then I can finally get that headshot killing spree I always dreamed of with my completely real M40A5.

-1 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 19 2014, 6:03pm says:

Pack behaviour in the future?

+3 votes   media: Jurassic park aftermath -Raptor Update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 16 2014, 7:51pm replied:

When I decided to follow this game, I didn't sign up for an Avatar reboot.
Doesn't look like a proper Na'vi anyway.

+3 votes   media: Update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 16 2014, 3:37am says:

I'm not going to be sheltered when I'm inside it, am I?

+2 votes   media: Shelter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 14 2014, 6:20pm replied:

He's the modern terrorist.
Why use a bomb when you are The Bomb?

+12 votes   media: Upload
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 14 2014, 10:36am says:

Actually, almost all recent game releases can be put into this nutshell too.

+10 votes   media: WarZ in he nutshell
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 6:17pm replied:

OMG IT'S SO PRETTY I'M GOING TO DIE!

+1 vote   media: Raptor AI
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 8:47am replied:

Very.
We both are going to dine in hell.

+9 votes   media: Is of countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 5:01am says:

I think you're putting Call of Duty to shame by doing this.

+8 votes   media: Predator Bow (WiP)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 4:43am replied:

It's like Facebook, except less tardy and more games!

+11 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 10 2014, 9:07pm says:

Aw yiss!
Jurassic Park Genesis is going to be so proud of its distant child!

+1 vote   media: update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 10 2014, 9:50am replied:

I'll wait for walkthroughs.
This is made by Sledgehammer Games instead of Infinity Ward or Treyarch, and it definitely looks different compared to the other CoDs. I'd be willing to give Sledgehammer a shot if the story is good enough.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 4 2014, 5:39pm replied:

"Party hardest!"
"But... vodka, I can't dance."
"Trust me bro, now you can."

+5 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 2 2014, 9:49am replied:

Dude, just because I ride a kangaroo to school and beat off a couple of land-sharks doesn't mean I can not and will not listen.

+6 votes   media: All political n shit
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 1 2014, 7:53pm replied:

I think we still need a serious post every now and then.
I mean, come on, you're scrolling through these serious posts, and then all of a sudden you get a funny one, and you're like "YEAH, FUNNINESS B*TCH!"

+4 votes   media: SIEG HEIL WHITE NIGGAS!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 1 2014, 7:49pm replied:

You mean you only knew about that JUST NOW? Dude, I have survived hundreds of those. My kangaroo always managed to hop me out of there in time though, before I suffered any third degree burns.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 1 2014, 7:45pm replied:

I hear the EU is the new Reichtangle, but I still do not fully understand.

+5 votes   media: All political n shit
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 30 2014, 10:04am says:

How do you do the eyes? Hollow the socket out and then add a sphere object?

+1 vote   media: update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 11:40pm says:

Don't call it "Fighting for the Wrong Side"!
Call it "They Will Nazi Us Coming".

+12 votes   media: CoD2 German mission select menu
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 6:20pm replied:

It does not need to have the same 'communist' ideals (I say that because it never was communist, only totalitarian) to keep the Cold War alive.

+3 votes   media: Putin strikes again
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 6:16pm replied:

Of course it will last.
Germany had its fun in 1939-45
Everyone laughs about it now.

+3 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 3:49am replied:

If you are using an ENB, make a version that doesn't have it, or tell us how to remove it for those whose game crashes with an ENB.
I am one of those cases.

+3 votes   download: Battlegrounds: Operation Sandstorm Open Beta v0.1
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 1:51am says:

The countryball comic of Russia taking off the white and blue jumper to reveal it is still the USSR is seeming more true now.

+9 votes   media: Putin strikes again
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 26 2014, 7:54pm replied:

I think it will be medium-sized with a lot of speed, agility, and a very mean attitude.

+3 votes   media: Aftermath - New video coming soon.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 11:30am replied:

I like the USSR not for what it was, but what it could have been. IMO, it is perhaps the greatest of all social experiments in the world, that just went horribly wrong.

+4 votes   media: UESR
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 4:55am replied:

*You're
Manliness lost.

+1 vote   media: Labradors being Labradors
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 12:23am replied:

Here here.

+2 votes   media: Update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 9:27pm replied:

Because.
It just is.

+2 votes   media: Some Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 10:25am says:

What map?
Am I able to get it?

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 2 : Armored Kill (BF3 HIMARS)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:51am says:

If the Beta is crashing my game on lowest settings, and the highest settings are exploding my graphics card, you're going to make my laptop into a fricking dirty bomb.

+5 votes   media: Some Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:48am replied:

*Pulls pin*
*Holds*
*Poof*
"NOW U SEE ME NOW U DON'T! I'M A GERMAN MAGICIAN LOL!"

+5 votes   media: CoD2 weapons update (Nebelkerze smoke)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:46am replied:

I don't want to kill this dude. He looks too nice.

+4 votes   media: CoD2 uniforms - German heads
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:38pm replied:

Please do.

+4 votes   media: CoD2 uniforms - German winter heads
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:37pm replied:

Do not forget the JNG-90, which made no sense to be in BF3 at all since neither Russia or the US use Turkish weapons.

+1 vote   media: Random Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:34pm replied:

And guess what.
It has minimal-to-no amount of crashing!

+5 votes   media: Random Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:46pm says:

I call Deja Moo

+2 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:46pm replied:

You mean... like... THIS?
*pinches*

+6 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 17 2014, 8:45pm says:

Dude, don't you get it?
Never, DO NOT EVER, flip the light switch in a dark place, not even to save your friends somewhere else. Velociraptors will teleport to a location right behind you if you do, and you will die if you move.
Amateur.

0 votes   media: Jurassic Park Aftermath - Update 4
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:43am replied:

Sharing is caring, matey.

+4 votes   media: Software - Free Trials
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:41am replied:

Not a rugby player but... amen, sir, amen.
Besides, hardened suits of armour DEAL more injuries than they protect from.

+3 votes   media: Thats how you do sport !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:22am says:

"...My son... you... are... I shall avenge thee. I swear on the blood of my forefathers, my son, that I shall wear the skin of the child that is wearing yours. And vengeance will be ours!"

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:18am replied:

The curse that is sentience, right?

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:22pm says:

I don't have enough water for a burn that has the temperature of the sun.

+6 votes   media: Burn compilation.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 9:23am says:

Seems like a well-polished character too. Nice textures and shading compatibility. Le0z98 had good taste.

+9 votes   media: GROM Assaulter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:26am replied:

...N-n-n-n-n-no b-b-b-b-better...

+5 votes   media: The sky has eyes.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 12 2014, 8:45pm replied:

*Dangerous and violent

I mean to correct you because that's what the crusaders were. Muslims and Christians went hand in hand until that Pope dude said "They're heretics! It's time to liberate the Holy Land!"

...My god, the Papal States was the Middle Ages equivalent of USA!

+8 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 12 2014, 8:37pm replied:

In India.
And Africa.
And China.
And Americas.
With slaves.
And hunting rifles.
And hunting slaves with hunting rifles.
With a cigar in mouth.
And monocle on eye.

+6 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 8:05pm replied:

Commies? What Commies? I only see a kid shaking levitating hands and guns.

+5 votes   media: Meanwhile in Crimea...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 8:02pm says:

Bird did it better.
Putin did it better than bird.

+5 votes   media: triple of funnies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 9 2014, 2:07am says:

"And here at Jurassic Park we can see the Nope Bunker, it controls all the electricity that keep the Nopeosaurs in their pens. Currently we have a pack of Noperaptors occupying the Nope Bunker and are having technical difficulties removing them from the premises."

+4 votes   media: Bunker wip Import
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 8 2014, 6:00pm says:

The bots don't follow my orders, even when I'm squad leader.

+6 votes   media: 2.46 Commorose
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2014, 10:18pm says:

Made in what program?
It's amazing.

+1 vote   media: Bunker wip
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2014, 5:32pm replied:

Dying or laughing?

+8 votes   media: couple of funnies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2014, 5:31pm replied:

Or it could be called a Cubelander...
If there was ever someone who was born to be a Minecrafter, it would be the child of an Icelander and a Cuban.

+3 votes   media: couple of funnies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 6 2014, 6:25am replied:

I mean the vehicle is from BF3, right?

+1 vote   media: New Vehicles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 5 2014, 12:45pm replied:

Do not belong in a humour gtoup

+5 votes   media: Name*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 11:16am says:

You paid for Geocontrol or do you have a demo version?

+3 votes   media: Mountain
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 10:24am says:

BF3, correct?

+1 vote   media: New Vehicles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 4:32am replied:

Better yet.
1.Send all the dipsh*ts to Mars, and by all I mean EVERY LAST ONE
2.Remind the USA that Mars is a RED planet that needs some capitalism
3.Wait for nuclear fireworks in the night sky

+9 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 3 2014, 10:48am says:

All these weapons and still no dinosaurs.
DICE! WHY?

+1 vote   media: BF4 Weapons
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 3 2014, 4:32am replied:

Or guilty, full stop.
After all, we're all terrorists according to the NSA.
*Glares menacingly at laptop camera*

+9 votes   media: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 2 2014, 5:37pm replied:

My experience of Skyrim in a nutshell.
(Me being both Legolas and Aragorn)

+5 votes   media: True Story
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 2 2014, 7:18am replied:

*Veirdest
*Deutchlander
*Mein
*Join ze Reich

-1 votes   media: German Tavern
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 1 2014, 9:24am says:

MEIN BEER! MEIN BEER! VHERE IS MEIN BEER VAITER?! I AM NOT A DEUTSCHLAND SOLDIER IF I DO NOT HAVE MEIN BEER IN MEIN HAND!
Mein beard too. Vhere is das?

+31 votes   media: German Tavern
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 31 2014, 9:03pm replied:

I go for both parties.
They're a great duo of friends.

+4 votes   media: Nither did I.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 31 2014, 5:47am replied:

Oh.
Australia is too sane of a place for my likings.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 30 2014, 10:13pm says:

Holy sweet Jesus. You're telling me I can create an entire continent, not just an island!!!?

+4 votes   media: Europe Map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 29 2014, 9:24pm says:

Always thought this would have been solely an ATGM sight.

+7 votes   media: Realistic 1ПЗ-3 Sight (BMP-2, BMD-2, BMP-3 Sight)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 29 2014, 5:25am replied:

Finally.

+8 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 8:00pm replied:

"And then Jordan Gleeman figured out that he was surrounded. All hope was lost. He reliased he had nothing to lose and decided to go Rambo on them b*tches arses. He emptied his entire clip, tossed several grenades and took a lot of bullets to the chest, but still he stood, tall and proud as he watched an air strike strike in front of him, wiping all them motherf*ckers that was doing him harm. And he laughed."

+5 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 6:29pm says:

THAT'S all Finnish for Dog/breeds of dog?

+2 votes   media: Dog
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 10:04am replied:

It's not a bug.
It's a bot hanging himself in shame because he was coded by the people who are now tarnishing everything the BF franchise stood for up to 2142.

+12 votes   media: War takes its toll on the minds of men
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 6:16am replied:

Well... this generation needs to be taught lessons the past has brought us, and to think before they speak (or post).

+6 votes   media: dark humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 11:25pm replied:

Praise to Nurgle!

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 10:54am replied:

Knowledge.
Only... women now need to have some kind of device for them so they can feel what it's liked to be kicked in the nether-regions as a man.
That s equalism, no?

+4 votes   media: How Men React To Labor Pain
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 5:13am says:

This is the best campaign for any political candidate on the local, state, or federal level I have ever seen!
CLICK THE LINK

+4 votes   media: Putin 2016
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 5:00am replied:

Territorial violation.
If you know what I'm saying.

+11 votes   media: Putin's Babe
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 1:31am says:

Putin has a lot of territory to annex from her...

+19 votes   media: Putin's Babe
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 25 2014, 10:36am replied:

Anyone who likes neat and tidy things would get riled up at that, dude. You don't need OCD for that.

+2 votes   media: Dumping these here.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 5:39pm replied:

You only say that because you have this phobia. You don't want to be the cause of an empty beer glass.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 5:37pm replied:

It needed to be said.
*Cries with proudness*

+5 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 6:18am replied:

Who says they need to be uncovered?
SECRET OIL TRUCK ANTI-TANK MINE!

+2 votes   media: Biggest enemy of the soldier: Mother Nature
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 23 2014, 11:20pm replied:

*The falling tower

+1 vote   media: BF4 Caspian Border 2014
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 23 2014, 8:09pm replied:

And lens falres. Don't forget lens flares.

+3 votes   media: Some screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 23 2014, 6:34pm replied:

Huzzah for the Bosnia and Herzegovinan!

+2 votes   article: Global Storm Mod - Strikes Back
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 22 2014, 5:42am replied:

He's Wally here in Australia too.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 21 2014, 9:42pm replied:

OH! That's why he's always depitced like a rectangle!
Gosh I'm thick.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 21 2014, 4:07am says:

Why not use The Obscure's HD USMC textures from BF2 Addons?

+2 votes   media: MARPAT textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 21 2014, 12:58am replied:

I bow to thee, master.

+1 vote   media: Have some Humor gifs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2014, 11:08am replied:

That was predetermined by the Red Green Blue colour index.
Unless you use LSD or some other *ahem* augmented reality tablets, you'll never see new colours.

+2 votes   media: Have some Humor gifs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2014, 10:46am says:

And just in time too, I was getting bored.

+6 votes   media: funny stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2014, 10:44am says:

They say human imagination is limitless.
I say to them "invent a new colour" and they shut up.
But sure enough, wait a short while, and people all around the world will show you ho limitless human stupidity can be.

+6 votes   media: Have some Humor gifs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 8:45pm replied:

READ MAH STORIES THEN!
I've recently started a series of 9 stories based around dinosaurs (not Jurassic Park). I'm up to story number 5.

+1 vote   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 9:28am replied:

I'm not smart enough to come up with my own stuff you know.

+1 vote   media: Some metro last light moments
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 8:29am replied:

We say we want it to happen, but we really don't want an MW2/3 Makarov situation in real life.

+8 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 8:27am replied:

Hey, HEY! I play both console and PC equally. I have Mount and Blade Warband and Battlefield 2, GTA IV, Dawn of War Dark Crusade and Jurassic Park Operation Genesis, not to mention Empire Total War on my PC. I play them all a lot. Most of the time even.
I fail to see why you guys hate consoles. They have their ups as well as their downs. So what?

+4 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 4:45am replied:

Yep.

+3 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 4:44am replied:

What, don't you like a searingly hot jet engine roast the living daylights out of the ground beneath it as the jet itself launches its 16 Hydra missiles and fires its Vulcan gatling autocannon?

+2 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:11am says:

I swear she's the predecessor to JARVIS.

+11 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:05am says:

I remember something embarrassing I did YEARS ago and it ruins the rest of my day.

+10 votes   media: Story of my life
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:02am says:

I don't like war, but damn I like military stuff.

+14 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:01am says:

Actually I ordered Watch Dogs for Xbox...
So...
Does that exempt me from the liberation?

+3 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:00am says:

Actually the jets evolved from the planes, so the helicopter is the newcomer.
But recently VTOL jets have been discovered raoming the wild, so the helicopter is on the brink of extinction.

+10 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 18 2014, 6:30pm replied:

What yo talkin' 'bout? If dat BMP didn't get outta da way in time, it deserved ta tipped over!

+7 votes   media: Some screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 8:10pm says:

I am going to play this mod when it updates.
Does the AH-1Z and Mi-28 have Anti Aircraft missiles?

+2 votes   media: ТУ95МС
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 7:58pm says:

Not to mention Koko the Gorilla.
And Alex the African Grey.
No...
Never mind...
They're all too sad to go into.

+6 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 7:54pm says:

Who are the three little trolls I see before I see Quebec?

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:59pm replied:

Now drink it, AK151.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 6:27am says:

Such a good game if it weren't for the juvenile approach to the...
A$$ and t!tt!es, a$$ a$$ and t!tt!es
A$$ and t!tt!es, a$$ a$$ and t!tt!es
Because there are two types of girls in the game:
1 Naked
2 About to be

+2 votes   media: Some metro last light moments
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:45am says:

I thought the title implied humour would be served. Never have I been so wrong.

+5 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:44am says:

Amen.

+16 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:44am says:

Why not H? Hydrogen is first and best!

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:43am says:

I am not ashamed to admit I have 3 teddy bears. Daddy bear, mummy bear and baby bear. Toddler toys. I would never part with them. Ever.

+7 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 16 2014, 6:07pm says:

You never know what demons have been released from the warp in the wake of a nuclear war.

+13 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 16 2014, 6:05pm says:

Niko doesn't say that, Roman does, silly cartoonist.

+17 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:23pm replied:

Don't know what you're complaining about, mate. I love it here in Australia with all the Death Adders and bushfires and Kangaroos and Sharks and Spiders.

+11 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:08am says:

Show me a vid plz.
I must judge for myself.

+8 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:05am replied:

It is only logical to practice how to be good at continuing the species.
Live long and fap well.

+8 votes   media: Fap
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 14 2014, 8:10pm replied:

Precisely.

+2 votes   media: Valdez T-90 Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 14 2014, 7:16pm replied:

You must go deeper.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 6:24pm replied:

I write science-faction (science fact with a fictitious plot and setting).

+4 votes   media: more stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 6:14pm says:

I like this update.
This is a NICE update.

+3 votes   media: Global Storm new sounds
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 6:57am replied:

I was just going to say it seemed similar to Daqang Oilfields (I think that's the one). You know, the in-game trailer map.

I like it.

+2 votes   media: Tian Shan Oil Refinery W.I.P.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 4:59am replied:

You did the same for me several weeks ago.
A package with your dispatch's head should be arriving at your doorstep by now.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 4:58am replied:

I would too.
If I had money.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 4:55am replied:

Russia started weeks ago.
Germany, you're getting old.

+10 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 4:55am says:

I thought it was the corset.

+11 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 12 2014, 9:33am replied:

I am still confused over all the hate of EUball.
What is the EU doing to get this much hate? As an Australian, I am not too well informed on the opinions of Mother Britain's European friends.

+8 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 12 2014, 9:28am says:

Why?
FOR THE GLORY OF GERMAN ENGINEERING, THAT IS WHY!

+1 vote   media: BMW
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 11 2014, 12:53pm says:

I see no empty vodka bottles outside.
I call lies.

+21 votes   media: Russian Apartment Building
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 10 2014, 11:22pm replied:

Should I buy the game just for that quote?
I love repeating this from the original:
"And so I says to Hans 'what mine'?"

+1 vote   media: But Mutter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 10 2014, 11:19pm says:

I never knew Huusars were from Indonesia.

+3 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 10:32pm replied:

I guess.
Never had a political dream before.
Oh jeez.
I better get out of here before the group moderators arrive!

+2 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 10:28pm replied:

Your time in solitary has made you vulgar, man.

+6 votes   media: Breaking Barriers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 2:23am replied:

I had a dream just last night. I was standing in the middle of a city full of skyscrapers and video billboards. I was on the corner of an intersection in said street. There was someone behind me whom I was ranting to (I don't know who, or whether they were a boy or girl), and I was ranting how I hated this society. Word for word:
"I hate this society! It's all become buy, sell, sell, buy! We build, we don't survive!"
There was something about Wall Street in there too, but I've never had a dream that has been that forefront with its message.

+2 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 2:16am says:

One of the best moments in Vladmir Putin's career. Not to mention the Internet's career.

+13 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 7 2014, 6:13pm says:

Missing foregrip?

+3 votes   media: Icelandic Soldiers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 7 2014, 3:06am says:

Word
^
Found one!

+9 votes   media: There are no words
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2014, 7:22pm says:

PP-2000
One of my favorite PDWs.

+4 votes   media: Agent 001
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2014, 7:21pm replied:

Bushfires, snakes, kangaroos, emus, snakes, wasps, heat, bushfires, sharks, fish, snakes, coral, Australians, snakes, bushfires. Mate, they're all after us.
Except the magpies. I feed them often and there's not been a single swooping around my school for years.

+3 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2014, 7:16pm replied:

I will give Russia credit for doing that - not causing a single casualty. But I don't know if I can agree with your statement about Nazism or Fascism on the rise in Ukraine. Has there been any confirmation of this?
Being in Australia, I only have a one-way perspective, and I see Russia invading the Ukraine under the guise of protecting its citizens when it is clearly after keeping a foothold in the Crimea region. That is how the news is portraying the situation. I hear the Ukraine is getting a new government in March through a democratic vote. I have heard nothing of Nazism or Fascism.

+2 votes   media: Name*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 5 2014, 7:15pm says:

I swear tanks do not submerge like that.

+2 votes   media: Valdez T-90 Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 5 2014, 7:13pm replied:

*Relfeks
Svir is used for T-72.

+1 vote   media: Operation Road Rage T90 Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 4 2014, 7:11pm says:

I don't see the ATGM launcher in any of the 3rd person shots.
Maybe make it a guided shell like in BF3 instead so you don't have to worry about editing the model.
Also, what faction is the opposing side?

+1 vote   media: Operation Road Rage T90 Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 2 2014, 1:30am says:

Dear Iceland.

Is Indonesia, Iceland, even Switzerland can of seeings the abomination the cartoonist has made.
P.S: Kurwa.
P.P.S.S: Poland stronk!

Sincerely, Poland.

+7 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2014, 8:10pm replied:

Who are the PKK?

+1 vote   article: October 22 1993, Battle of Lice
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2014, 7:08am replied:

"My fellow Americans.
It has come to my attention that Canada has, for the past hundred years, been oppressed by a brutal regime of Moose, preventing the people from eating their own Poutine. These Moose have also been inventing WMDs, the likes of which have never been seen anywhere in the world. Rumour has it that the WMDs use experimental and extremely volatile 'sorry warheads', the effect of these warheads is to make the targeted population feel sorry for not bowing down to Moose supremacy. The Canadians have gone without their Poutine for long enough. It is time for the United States of America to bring back the Democracy to the people of Canada, while looting their oil reserves while we're at it. But let's not focus on the details. Liberty is coming to Canada, and not even the might of God or the Russian Federation will stop it.
God bless the soldiers and our drones, and God bless the United States of America."

+10 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2014, 6:54am says:

Amen...?

+4 votes   media: Praise The Omnissiah!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 27 2014, 4:28am says:

Fair enough, no?

+3 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 27 2014, 4:24am replied:

I've been writing using Microsoft Word with Font Size 12. Each chapter is at least 10 A4 pages in length. The story thus far has reached 246 pages.
Please, tell me what you think after reading. Since I'm so unsure of myself I keep seeking anyone's approval for the things I find pleasing.

+1 vote   article: Chapter 22 - Banana Pancakes
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 24 2014, 3:54am says:

Am I the only one around here who instantly scrolls to the nearest Countryball comic?
Who are the two ones anyway, Italy and Greece?

+8 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2014, 1:18am replied:

Dude, they still have Mylie Cyrus.

+7 votes   media: SmackDown concluded.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2014, 1:16am says:

(Correct me if I am wrong, which I may be)

Pity it wasn't voted into reality.

+1 vote   media: Poor Murica
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 21 2014, 10:18pm replied:

And not tell many people what's burning in the process.
That's the media.

+2 votes   media: What Passes for News These Days
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 17 2014, 12:45am says:

Y countryballs b mad at Putinland?
Y Britainball b happy?
Y Muricaball b callin' dipsh*t on EUball?
Y? Y U DO DIS?

+9 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 15 2014, 1:19am replied:

I don't have a crush and no one has a crush on me.
And I'm okay with that.
I prefer to be alone playing games and writing my story all day.

+6 votes   media: Valentines Day
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 14 2014, 4:36am says:

What happened to "no new additions"?
Not accusing you or anything.
Or maybe I did not interpret your statement correctly.

+3 votes   media: SV-98 & G36C
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 14 2014, 3:21am says:

I really see it as the USA's problem. The USA saw it and dumped it in the cocktail that makes lots of pop-stars stupid and/or crazy (or in this case are they the same thing?). It was not a faulty product, nor was it falsely labelled. It was just a teenage boy who had a relatively good voice and US businessmen said "Bring him in" and its ego went through the roof.
But it's funny as hell to see the cousins squabble.
*Flies away through the roof*

+5 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 13 2014, 4:07am says:

What IS this?
I not of gettings, probably cause is that I of Australia and Australians not of caring what is happens beyond borders unless it concerns America or Britain.

+4 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 12 2014, 4:11am says:

...Canada's seeking world domination? Since when?

+5 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 12 2014, 4:09am replied:

*Slowly starts leaving for fear the insanity is contagious*

+10 votes   media: Sir waffle-jaw
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 11 2014, 7:06pm says:

Audi and Russia orking together to butt-hurt the USA?
Auch, Amrica.
Geddit? Ouch/Auch?

+10 votes   media: Well played, Audi. Well played.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2014, 4:58am says:

Intriguing. What do you call this recipe?

+2 votes   media: An interesting recipie I thought up on Imgur...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2014, 4:54am says:

Some American soldiers in Iraq and find a map in an abandoned bunker.
It turns out to show the location of every terrorist camp in the world, even in Australia.
Problem is...
None of them can read modern measurements.

+15 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2014, 4:49am says:

On a serious note, has there ever been a successful division of territory between two nations? I mean, an island two nations claim sovereignty over, then decide to split 50-50 and lived happily ever after (until WW3 of course)?

+6 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 8:16pm replied:

Maybe the sniper could be the JNG-90. It's a Turkish sniper rifle, thus used in the Middle East. If the MEC stands for Middle East Coalition, then it is logical to assume Turkey is part of the MEC.

+1 vote   media: Sounds like fun...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2014, 12:19am replied:

X-rays, dude.
*To myself* I think I am right, am I?

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 11:01am says:

BF5: Putin v World
Boss battle: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Crocodile Dundee Cyborg
Weapons of choice: Laser Eyes, Nuclear Smile, MIG High-Five
Health Regen: Vodka casket
Abilities: Indefinite God Mode, Super Strength, T90MS-filled-with-bears-as-tank-crew-airdrop, Catch And Throw Back Bullets With Face, Submarine Missile Raping, Death Star of Russia
Special Game Mode: Drunk Communist Zombie Dinosaurs From The Rainbowland Province Of Mars

Yay or Nay?

+15 votes   media: Putin
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 3:26am replied:

I have an idea.
Why don't we find all the countries that are the best in a particular area - Finland at teaching, Portugal at lessening drug addiction, Iceland at financial recovery - and try to copy what they did to get those good markings. In Australia we get pretty good marks in country-wide and world-wide tests, but we aren't really happy about school. I want to know what Finland gets so right and how it can make me enjoy school.

+1 vote   media: What's wrong with US?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2014, 9:13pm replied:

Aimbot, you mean?

+2 votes   media: In ze face!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2014, 9:10pm says:

Send her/him into the Sun.
Wait, not enough, this requires a whole new level of purging.
What is beyond the Sun and Exterminatus?

+9 votes   media: He did WHAT?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2014, 7:12pm replied:

They're a secret? Dude, it appears you haven't heard: their whole tank corps and helmets and other protective equipment is made out of Nokias.
The reason they held off the USSR so well in WWII was because their body armour was made out of prototype Nokia-computers. Get with the programme, man.

+5 votes   media: Finland VS Russia ! Zee EPIC scenario !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2014, 7:06pm says:

Might want to make it ever so slightly more advanced: this is the 1990s after all.
Maybe add ERA or NERA (Explosive Reactive Armour or Non Explosive Reactive Armour).

+3 votes   media: T-44M
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2014, 7:00pm replied:

Almost 12 hours.
This isn't a working model, however - wheels and MG and steering wheel need to be modeled separately so they can move independently.
So only the hull is (fat as it is) complete.

+1 vote   media: LAIT (unpolished and obese version)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2014, 8:49am replied:

By coffee you mean vodka, right?

+3 votes   media: CUP HOLDERZ
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2014, 7:26am replied:

I post images as often as I can, don't I?
And I try to work on my story when I can.
Have you read any of it?

+2 votes   media: BZ-11A Asaaj
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2014, 7:19am replied:

Most.
The game Battlebro and I are creating but will never finish is set in the Warhammer 40k universe, but seperate from the majority of the action, like the Imperium.
Right now I've figured out the factions' vehicles and weapons, and modeled some of them, but the vehicles will be hard.
Battlebro insists we should (I'm skeptical for all the work needed) to map the entire continent on which the game is set. I've mapped it out on paper, but not designed any of the 3 cities, or any major landmarks.
The three cities are Bajalska (built on top of a desert Mesa), Krosis (built around a mountain at the edge of an inlet), and Tukus (built into the highlands at the south of the continent to keep the people relatively warm).
I'm the dude with the story, he and his friends are the technical prowess.

+2 votes   media: BZ-11A Asaaj
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2014, 6:47am replied:

The Internets, my dear Sakura, the Internets.

+2 votes   media: BZ-11A Asaaj
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2014, 11:52pm says:

DCS?

+1 vote   media: T90A_DCS
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2014, 11:51pm says:

Damn, Russia, you good.

+1 vote   media: AK12/AKU12/SVD12/RPK12
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 24 2014, 8:22am replied:

And I love you, random citizen.

+25 votes   media: Old Guard in Winter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 24 2014, 7:38am says:

Let's give these gentlemen greatcoats.
Gentlemen love greatcoats.

+24 votes   media: Old Guard in Winter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 4:02am replied:

IT WHAT?!
When was this announced?

+2 votes   media: GLA Marauder Mk. II
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 3:51am says:

How does one react to this?
Answer me, slaves of the Internet.

+8 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2014, 11:19pm replied:

Not to mention the damned sexiest helicopter around.

+4 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2014, 11:16pm replied:

Only problem is that I could have talked to Smaug for much longer.
Flattery is too obvious and never really works outside cartoons.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 5:05am replied:

What was it Gaz said in Call of Duty 4?
Oh that's right...
"...The sins of our fathers..."

+2 votes   media: My home
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 4:37am says:

Why must it look so different from the original model?

+2 votes   media: BF4 MRAP WIP
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 2:21am says:

Story would be similar in Australia too.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 8:19pm replied:

They could easily be ignored. This is a mod, after all, not a fully fleshed-out game.

+3 votes   media: HK-416 and MP7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 6:36pm replied:

My last video game character was Niko Bellic.
The one before was an engineer from BF3.
The one before that was Captain Martin Walker from Spec Ops The Line.
The one before that was Captain Edward Kenway in Assassin's Creed IV
The one before that was Master Chief in Halo IV.
The one before that was a commander of legions of troops in Dark Crusade.
So yeah, each one is badass, but if I get to choose, I'd go Commander, because I can't die, I only lose, and I can call air strikes on my enemies.

+1 vote   media: Who Are You?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 7:11am replied:

Don't worry, I'll keep your vodka safe.
In my stomach.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 19 2014, 3:21am says:

Tobruk?

+2 votes   media: coming 0.4
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 19 2014, 2:33am replied:

SPIRITS? WHERE? LET ME DRINK MINE VODKA!!!!

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2014, 7:41am says:

Is anybody of gettings this?

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 9:00am replied:

No. That's a fake.
A real Morgan Freeman would never ask for anything in return for narrating your life.

+6 votes   media: Wat?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 8:59am says:

This follows plausible physics that cannot be denied. What are you raging about? The fact you're not this badass?

+9 votes   media: bollywood
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 7:23am replied:

Adrenaline is the word you were looking for.
Keep playing or you'll lose your adrenaline and the pain will come back to you as one huge sledgehammer. Keep playing and you'll delay it and might score some points.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 7:20am replied:

(If I am misreading you, please ignore me)
Guys...
That's New Zealand.
Australia's the one with white stars.

+8 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 7:17am replied:

I like my good big brother as opposed to Mother's rebellious favourite.

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 7:07am says:

You never knew?
Morgan Freeman has exact-duplicate-brothers all around the world so he can be everywhere at once. Just as a Londoner is no further than 2 metres from a rat in London, no human is more than 2 metres away from a Morgan Freeman.
Amen to almighty God, whose name we use in vain all too often.
We praise thee, almighty Morgan Freeman.

+11 votes   media: Wat?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 15 2014, 5:57pm says:

Where from and for what faction?

+5 votes   media: XM25 Airburst Rifle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 15 2014, 5:15am replied:

But wook at that cute wittle face. Can you really say no to...
......................Smother it.

+7 votes   media: Meet My Son
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 15 2014, 4:23am replied:

The majority of Australia views you as 'in our pocket'.
I don't.
This is the majority of Australia talking.
Totally not me.
Most absolutely not me.
Completely, undeniably, definitely not me.

+3 votes   media: Heard Canada had a World Map. Why not Australia?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 15 2014, 2:08am says:

Just replace "Asians" with "Tourists".

+6 votes   media: Heard Canada had a World Map. Why not Australia?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 10:20pm replied:

All their mass murderers are imported.

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:21pm replied:

Only problem is that official rented BF3 servers do not support mods.

+2 votes   media: EA cycle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:15pm replied:

You get the picture.
BF3/4 are MoH rip-offs.

+3 votes   media: EA cycle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:13pm replied:

JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
AND fix that TERRIBLE campaign AI.

+2 votes   media: EA cycle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:08pm replied:

No different from North Korea in that respect, is it?
IN THAT RESPECT, not talking about the government type.

+4 votes   media: The Cold War
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 3:55am replied:

Australian?
All we have is the F88 Austeyr, and those are used EXCLUSIVELY within Australian and New Zealand forces.

+1 vote   media: UoNAN Soldier (Medic)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 7:31pm says:

The hand looks a little broken.

+4 votes   media: Battlefield 2 : Armored Kill (BF3/BF4 M1A2)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 6:28pm replied:

I play it often. Not because I like it, I just find BF3 to be an okay dude shooter and I don't have any other popular games that I can play online. But it is a CoD rip-off, I know.

EA/DICE's reason for not supporting modding was 'it would be just too hard to mod'. WELL THEN MAKE IT EASIER! PUBLISH A MODDING SOFTWARE LIKE BATTLECRAFT FOR BF1942, AND FOR BF2! The real reason for them to do that was so that the community could only buy their $50 mods (DLCs) and make more money.
I prefer games with good singleplayer.
Spec Ops: The Line is a FANTASTIC game, if you're someone like me who cares for a good storyline. It really screws with your mind in the end.

+5 votes   media: EA cycle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 8:32am replied:

Sorry we stole your islands, but... long live The Emperor in the North!

+10 votes   media: Canada
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 8:25am replied:

Maybe in this alternate universe they have dominated thanks to their pet, Greenland?

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 1:05am replied:

And this is why Skyrim is (arguably) better than GTA.

+4 votes   media: Skyrim
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 12:58am replied:

Speed up to warp 9.8!
Helmsman! Re-rout all power to engines!
Photon torpedo ready!
Phasers firing!
Target destroyed! Engage all other nearby targets!

+4 votes   media: Geordi's VISOR
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 12:53am replied:

I don't pay attention to what is 'hip' or 'spiffing', fellow internet explorer.
Is not caring being a hipster?
......At what point will I hear the Inception BWAAAAAAAARRRRB?

+1 vote   media: Moar stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 12:37am says:

WHERE IS THIS FROM?

+2 votes   media: Battlefield 2 : Armored Kill (BMPT Terminator)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:56am says:

This man deserves to be promoted to God status.

+19 votes   media: Consequences
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:55am says:

Germany: Guten Tag, Polen, do you want to play ze annex game?
Poland: N-
Germany: BLITZEN MY KRIEG!

+9 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:43am says:

That's just Canada being good.
Or should I say 'god'?
Or should I say Morgan Freeman?

+4 votes   media: Good Guy Canada
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:39am replied:

Well, did those monks believe in self-defence? Of course not, they let their monasteries be unprotected and kept it that way. In these days, however, you can nuke your enemies and claim it was God's hands that guided those missiles.
FOR THE GLORY OF NON-VIOLENT CHRISTIANITY!

0 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:36am says:

Hold up, why isn't Australia in here? Why isn't Australia shaking hands with Turkey?

+1 vote   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:32am says:

*From Canada to the country on the right*
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT."

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:31am replied:

There is an alternate universe where (our definition of) cruelty is considered (their definition of)kindness.

+5 votes   media: A parallel Universe
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2014, 10:35pm says:

I knew it was possible!
How long until an update to Armoured Kill?

+2 votes   media: BF4 Cougar Mrap 4x4
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2014, 6:48am replied:

Of course it is based of the AUG.

+5 votes   media: "Orca" Adaptive Assault Rifle Mk. 1 (Unusable)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2014, 4:20am replied:

The only thing they will miss.

+2 votes   media: Unda' de' sea'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 6:15pm replied:

Your a mini-Britain, only you've been severed from the Hive Mind for 200 years. We were all bound to take the same path, eventually.
And your our first target.

+1 vote   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 6:13pm replied:

And I want to be Captain Australia, teaming up with Captain New Zealand and Captainness Canada!

+9 votes   media: The Multiverse Theorem.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 6:02am replied:

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
I invite all minor nations to join in on World Liberation Day!
The event will be held on a January in 2119.
We're saving the world from an imminent communist threat that has been plaguing us since before Jehovah and Allah first became playmates. Bring your Freedom and load up your Democracies, farm your lead and shoot da whoop, because we're gonna be delivering Liberty to the world!

+3 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 5:47am replied:

Yes, my variant.
I thought the other (Cadian) variant unnecessarily bulky.
I might have to remodel it later on because the handle is a bit too big, or the barrel is a little thin.

+1 vote   media: Taalisian Forces Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 2:39am says:

That's not an idiot.
That is Philosoraptor reincarnated in the form of a human!

+10 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 2:37am replied:

I feel sort of sorry for the guy/gal, like I must inform him of the right answer...
Pff, screw it. It will remind others that he/she is at the lower end of the gene pool!

+4 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 2:31am says:

New Zealander! NEW ZEALAND!
No one gets do dis Australia's half-brother!
Anyone who does will be some of the first targets in our plan for global domination.

+8 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 8 2014, 2:48am says:

Working on the Taalisian Forces Armoury now.
Since they take a bit less work, I'll do basic colour schemes to them too. I emphasise: BASIC. There would be more detail done through Photoshop with paint fading and such, so don't expect a godsend.

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 8 2014, 2:39am replied:

Who measures?
Just drink!

+9 votes   media: Thank you!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 8 2014, 2:37am says:

God, Jesus, bloody hell!
SINCE WHEN DID FACEBOOK BECOME A F*CKING MOVIE INDUSTRY?!

+2 votes   media: Two Guns Up
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 7 2014, 6:47am replied:

WHO IS NEGATING MY KARMA!?
TELL ME THE LOCATION OF THEIR HOME!
I'll make B*tch kings out of them.

+2 votes   media: Kings
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 7 2014, 6:44am says:

Vod Ka F*ck?!

+10 votes   media: True Love
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 6 2014, 5:43am says:

Dude, you got it wrong.
There's a Lich King in WoW.
There's a Witch King LotR.
Then there's the Bitch King in GoT.
Figure out which one.
Shouldn't be hard.

+5 votes   media: Kings
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 6:15am says:

Unnecessary is the only word I can use to describe this.

+2 votes   article: Menemen Incident, 23 December 1930
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 6:08am replied:

Psh, only pu$$ies wash hands.
Give extra immunity to all others by spreading bacteria and disease.
SPREAD THE LOVE OF NURGLE!

+1 vote   media: A piece of advice
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 4:55am replied:

Black part doesn't need fixing, I think, but yes, good indeed.

+3 votes   media: New Textures for the Swedish Leopard 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 4:54am says:

This would be BF4 (looks wise) if it weren't for that problem with the animation around the wrist. Pity it has to do that.

+7 votes   media: New Textures for the Swedish Soldiers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 2 2014, 10:15pm replied:

*Remembers the movie Paul*
No.
It's probin' time!

+3 votes   media: Cat
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 7:53am replied:

...Killed...?
...Really? I mean, what he did was bad but... if he didn't kill anyone and he was not armed, he doesn't deserve death. Who knew if he even was in his right mind.

+2 votes   media: Tank
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 7:46am replied:

I'm Sheldon Cooper, Iron Man and Scarlett Johansson.

+1 vote   media: Your Zombie Slaying Team
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 6:02am says:

What is it with the Axis and metal bawxses?

+1 vote   media: Semovente 75/18
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 30 2013, 8:34am replied:

I don't know. I just found it.

+2 votes   media: Rocket launcher... soon...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 22 2013, 8:51pm replied:

If I had the Necron, I'd tape a Nicholas Cage face to its staring face, that way I'm always protected.

+1 vote   media: Pick A Best Friend
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 22 2013, 8:35pm says:

New M9 or new enemies?
Or the EMR in your teammate's hands?

+1 vote   media: LAV done
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 20 2013, 8:55pm replied:

Where do I say that?

+1 vote   article: Chapter 21 - Damocles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 20 2013, 6:57pm replied:

I recall Mexico only being plundered by Spain.

+1 vote   media: Funny stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 20 2013, 6:48pm says:

Spain, France, and who and who? And why?

+1 vote   media: Funny stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 9:07pm says:

Sure, because you use lightly armoured artillery vehicles in close quarter combat.

+2 votes   media: Karkand
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 8:34pm replied:

You mean the story behind it, or whether it magically disappeared?

+1 vote   article: Chapter 21 - Damocles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 9:48am replied:

Hate to ruin the party, but he was joking.
"Joking".
He is not retiring. He'll just keep singing and spray painting and paying hookers 'till her gets an award for his work.
In the meantime, let us continue to plot his demise. I'm thinking of creating Derp incarnate to pimp-hand his b*tch face then teabag the sh*t out of his tight little arse.

+20 votes   media: Rejoice!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 3:27am says:

DA!
WHEN TANKS RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS, YOU KNOW WHEN MOTHER RUSSIA HAS WON!

+14 votes   media: Sprut
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 18 2013, 8:11am says:

Y U NO GIVE FEEDBACK?!
COMMENT!
ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE!

+2 votes   article: Chapter 21 - Damocles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 18 2013, 7:27am says:

Let the espionage begin.
Let it be bigger than the NSA scandal.
And let the PC master race drink beer and place bets.

+21 votes   media: LELBROSWAGYOLOEPICWINZ
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2013, 9:55pm replied:

DA, THE MOTHERLAND CALLS!

+2 votes   media: is-7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2013, 7:26pm replied:

Need money for a vacation.
Need work for money.

+1 vote   media: This is me...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2013, 5:35am replied:

Fair enough.
Why not take away all the HUD? I like the idea of guessing when you're low on health and ammo, with nothing to tell you if a friend just died, and a map can be called any time when you press 'M'.

+1 vote   media: No hit markers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 14 2013, 8:26pm says:

THIS is PORT VALDEZ?!

IMPOSSIBRU!

+3 votes   media: Updated model and textures for the AK-12
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 5:48am says:

It's not Russia that's the problem. There's simply too much grey and not enough black and white (please think metaphorically).
In other words, there's not enough clear, definite information to stage a foreign intervention, if one is needed.

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 5:40am replied:

How many do I have to kill to make the top of the list?
Oh wait, there's no beating Stalin.
Unless...
Makarov? Where are you?

+3 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 2:50am says:

LET THE TWO-HEADED WINGED BEARS FLY!!!

+5 votes   media: MiG-29 (reskin)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 7:05pm replied:

UNINTENTIONAL PUN!!!!

+13 votes   media: And some depressing stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 7:03pm replied:

No, it's just called being a d*ck consultant.

+12 votes   media: And some depressing stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 7:02pm replied:

This is for Winter Warfare, right? Winter = snow.

+1 vote   media: IS-7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 4:58pm replied:

The provinces of Canada?
Sorry, in Australia we're divided into 6 states and 2 territories.

+2 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 9:06am replied:

Makarov style?
Please!

+1 vote   media: Civil Protection Oil's Well
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:43am says:

Everyone EXCEPT Poland?
SOMALIA?

+7 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:40am says:

The states of Canada?

+2 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:39am replied:

Vodka, anyone?

+6 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:36am says:

But... it's Russia you're after, Mister USA, and consequential global war.
Just like you and Infinity Ward, DICE and loads of other game companies always wanted.
Just like you always wanted.

+6 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:33am replied:

Nukes.
Guns.
Military.
Education.
Prisons.
Muricans.

+4 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2013, 10:58pm replied:

It's like a Sky Burial, but slower and with more panic.

+5 votes   media: Plenty of Fish in the Sea
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2013, 5:22pm says:

It looks SO much better without a HUD.

+2 votes   media: New CZ-805 Desert Fixed & PMC's Desert Uniform
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2013, 10:37pm replied:

Sand Beige is the colour you're describing.

+1 vote   media: New Textures for the AUG A3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2013, 7:13pm says:

Arctic camouflage?

+1 vote   media: IS-7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2013, 4:08am says:

Models are a bit basic though...
Hopefully they will be improved later.

+1 vote   media: FOR THE EMPEROR
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 7 2013, 10:53pm says:

Do my eyes deceive me in making me think these are better textures and lightmaps?

+1 vote   media: Global Storm mod v0.6
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 7 2013, 5:45pm replied:

Oh.
I haven't paid much attention to it because I was too busy installing MASSIVELY AWESOME mods to ARMA 2

+1 vote   media: Speaking of Dino mods for games (read description)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 7 2013, 9:30am replied:

Don't have it.
Practically I just see it as ARMA 2 with better graphics, more units and greater mechanics.

+2 votes   media: Speaking of Dino mods for games (read description)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 6 2013, 12:50am replied:

Seems good enough. The world domination will teach us ALL to be thankful for what we have.
Thankyou Canada, and for the record, I've never made fun of all these 'sorry' jokes, aside from one time. That's it.

+5 votes   media: Canada
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 5 2013, 7:58pm says:

My section is devoted to visualising the main character of my story that is currently 228 pages in length and over 108,000 words.
And thinking about an awesome game I'd make if I had the time, knowledge and motivation.

+5 votes   media: XKCD
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 5 2013, 7:55pm says:

This is less jungle, more tundra-like. But whatever, it's good nonetheless and would probably blend in in-game.

+2 votes   media: BMP-2 New Textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 4 2013, 8:53pm says:

Outdated by a long shot, isn't it?

+3 votes   media: Tokarev TT-33
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 4 2013, 8:09pm says:

No preview of SMAW?
Also, what has changed since V0.5?

+1 vote   media: Global Storm mod v0.6
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 30 2013, 4:47am replied:

*Pepper your Angus.

+10 votes   media: oil
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 30 2013, 2:43am says:

Are there other WWII tank models on the GTA SA sites that can be converted?

+1 vote   media: Maus is ready!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 29 2013, 1:21am says:

You want me to sketch away?

+1 vote   media: Congo Warfare Ideas
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 6:09am says:

GREAT! So NOW Australia's forbidding those with small packages from entering the country? Our border policies are now becoming TOO strict.

+8 votes   media: The small package
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 6:07am says:

She and her BF could have been sexting. He showed her the size she'd have to be dealing with later that night.
(CRINGING FOR INCOMING ARTILLERY ASSAULT OF BACKLASH)

+9 votes   media: The text message
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 5:51am replied:

@exalted40000
Nah, Murica would be the Imperium, because if you ain't Imperium, you a potential enemy, and how do you answer potential enemies? By invading the place, or by nuking it 'till no life exists, or a weird combination of the two.
Notice how one of the Imperium's main foes is the Tau, who are Space Commie Bovines/Fish? Remind you of a certain faction that collapsed in 1991?

+2 votes   media: warhammer-ball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 5:38am replied:

Frankly, please no backlash, I didn't mind watching Twilight. It was an all right movie, but to have that sort of thing carry on for three, no, four movies. No. I never watched anything beyond the first, and that was just me killing time as I was scrolling through random channels on TV.

+2 votes   media: I'm that girl from twilight....
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 5:24am says:

How I feel about the majority of people whose conversations I accidentally overhear.

+8 votes   media: Stop Talking
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 5:06pm replied:

Little temple on the top... Christian Russians...

+9 votes   media: BMP-4 'Kurgan'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 6:40am replied:

So go to North Korea and become Kim Jong Un's successor why don't you?

+2 votes   media: My Political Compass
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 24 2013, 6:42am says:

Sorry, husband, I be claimin' yo life insurance now, bitch!

+2 votes   media: Funny And Clever Wedding Photos
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 23 2013, 6:02am says:

Hokum Glock?

+3 votes   media: Error
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 23 2013, 4:56am says:

The Brainy Bunch much???

+6 votes   media: Teachers Caught Being Awesome
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:37pm says:

...I don't get this sort of backlash. What's C&H on about?

+5 votes   media: Hi.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:36pm replied:

No vietnam war inspired music?

-1 votes   media: Battlefield Africa Menu Music
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 21 2013, 7:57am replied:

Crazy people don't know they're crazy. Russians know they're crazy so therefor they are not crazy. Isn't that crazy?
Or are they so sane that they seen crazy? Crazy, right?

+7 votes   media: Have some stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 21 2013, 7:53am replied:

I don't know what else to say.
Someone make a smart pun or joke, please.

+8 votes   media: Some Extremely Unfortunate Names
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 20 2013, 3:39am replied:

*Sexist comment being inserted*

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LOLZ TEH GIRLZ R JUST AS BAD AT GAMZ AS THAY R @ DRIVING LOLOLOL!!!

+3 votes   media: CoD in real life (well, the older ones anyway)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 18 2013, 7:45am replied:

Internet: Sssshhhhhhh
Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

+4 votes   media: Some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 18 2013, 4:28am replied:

Neither of you answered the question.

+1 vote   media: Astartes Anatomy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 18 2013, 4:07am replied:

I don't. Never had a hard drive crash ever. Fc07.deviantart.net

+7 votes   media: Hard Drive Gone :(
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 5:32pm replied:

...From where...? O_O

+7 votes   media: random spidey
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 5:30pm replied:

Everything in WWII happened due to the power-lust left from WWI, so yes, humans are the reason that most bad things happen.

+5 votes   media: posters
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 5:16pm replied:

FAB-U-LUS NIGHTMARES

+8 votes   media: Some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 4:57am replied:

I was expecting more along the lines of... Static.tumblr.com

+3 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 4:54am replied:

Now you will fear every doge post on the internet, and this will prevent you and many others from liking them.
You're welcome.

+4 votes   media: Hopefully this will STOP THE DOGES
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 10:16am replied:

What I want to see is how they fit into Terminator suits: the arms look too far apart.

+2 votes   media: Astartes Anatomy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 10:11am replied:

Rephrase: I must be smashingly handsome!

+5 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 10:04am replied:

I like this diagram. Much more realistic proportions as opposed to most other depictions.

+3 votes   media: Astartes Anatomy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 7:17am replied:

I can do good models in sketchup if given a lot of time. What I need is proportions.
If I were to model, however, it's best not to ask for anything too... how should I say... curvy. I mean, if you remember the 2008 Beijing Olympics Bird's Nest stadium? That sort of thing is WAY out of my area of expertise.

P.S: I've been working on the AC-V and RS-I for Winter Warfare in Google Sketchup. They just need tracks.

+2 votes   media: Buildings of Nuuk, Greenland
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 3:11am says:

I have glasses and I don't get picked on.
I must be devilishly handsome!

+12 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 15 2013, 4:33am says:

Hitzones?

+1 vote   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 5:02pm replied:

I am not aligned with the Imperium. I am one of the lesser-known colonies of the Imperium that has succeeded from the Imperium. I was simply mocking the Imperium's attitude on many things.

+1 vote   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 11:23am replied:

My ranks?

+3 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:50am replied:

I enjoy your use of puns. If I were where you are, I'd give you a pat on the head.

+5 votes   media: Podracing
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:47am replied:

In Australia, it's not really the price, it's the speed.
I get lucky if I hit 600kb/s on my home's plan of... 25GB a month.
The government is using the funds from our promising Nation Broadband Network (that would change our copper phone/internet wires to fibre-optic) to scrap the Carbon Tax (which was actually a pretty good idea) and build more roads instead of upgrading public transport.
Here, we have the money, but parliament spends it in all the wrong places.

+7 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:42am replied:

REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, biatch. I WILL use a smartwatch to cheat on a test.

+5 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:39am replied:

IT DOES NOT MATTER! IT IS A MUTANT! PURGE THE MUTANT! PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

+17 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:38am replied:

It begins with a "T" and ends in a "roll"

+16 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 12 2013, 5:08pm says:

I like the bullet drop on this gun. Thanks, Develop13

+1 vote   media: Port Valdez Gameplay
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 12 2013, 5:47am replied:

That can be kept to the Internet. I wouldn't want this being said in public.
Some of my friends say "lol" instead of just laughing...

+6 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2013, 3:40am says:

True that there are grammar nazis about, but unless you want "LOL", "YOLO" and "SWAG" to become mainstream in SPOKEN language, you should know how to speak English

+15 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 10 2013, 10:04am says:

*sigh* The futility of mankind... so depressing... until you see a pug in a tulip field. Then you know happiness.

+2 votes   media: country ball comics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 7 2013, 2:45am replied:

He couldn't have initiated the "House Party" protocol then and stopped millions of dollars of cars, machinery and building from crumbling into the sea?
Boy he was stupid there.

+11 votes   media: Have some funny pictures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2013, 5:43pm says:

I liked those CoD G3A3 sounds and animations

+2 votes   media: G3A3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2013, 5:39pm replied:

Trailers said that this new enemy "came from the Southern Hemisphere". That leaves either Australia or a coalition of South American forces.

+1 vote   media: COD ghosts
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 9:53am says:

Aaaaaand you're never getting laid by her again.
Worth it though, bro

+31 votes   media: True love...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 5:16am replied:

And that's how that movie Gravity came to be! Russians blew up a "Russian" (so says Huston) spy satellite and that cause the debris to float in the atmosphere!
Good guy Russians! Killed a few good guys in the process, but all for your freedom online!

+2 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 5:09am says:

"How about you take our two for one deal? Casualties and tax dollars for a few drums of oil!"
"...This seems like one hell of a gamble... but I'll risk it. For liberty."

+7 votes   media: More C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 5:07am says:

I will treat bricklayers with suspicion for the rest of my life.

+14 votes   media: More C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 5:05am says:

Mine would blow up the universe.

+11 votes   media: More C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 5:04am says:

Agreed. The people in power back then were just plain ********. Popes, kings and queens included.

+8 votes   media: More C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 4:48am replied:

Pity you can't add more AI enemies to literally CHARGE you.

+1 vote   media: CoD2 Demolition map correction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 7:31am replied:

To which Games Workshop replied: "I that so? Then get this: a space marine, inside a space marine."

+2 votes   media: Advanced Space Crusade
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 7:29am says:

One does not simply drink his canned tea without flavoring it first.

+5 votes   media: Beakies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 7:28am says:

Marine: "I love you."
Ork: "Wort you say?"
Marine: "Wanna hug?"

+2 votes   media: Beakies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 7:21am replied:

What is it with robotics trying to make robots look human? All that's doing is giving more incentive to scrap them before they rise up.

+1 vote   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 7:14am replied:

Since we've escalated, how about we just launch an RPG and hope it breaks the atmosphere?

+5 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:17am replied:

So that billion dollars I never had... Jesus! I lost my family's fortune before I was born!

+13 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:15am replied:

Wat. When did this... I don't want to know.

+4 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:14am says:

Don't bother. The Edward Snowden may have told everyone about the monitoring on computers, but he didn't know about those many inter-continental spy satellites. They're everywhere at the same time. You can't hide. Just do one thing for me. Smile and wave up to the heavens. They'll get confused by your happy attitude and they'll move on to someone else.

+6 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:08am replied:

It's because of this is why they made that movie: The Incredibles.

+13 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:01am replied:

Possible to make the tracks rotate? I've noticed on every single tank model the tracks don't.
Part of the same model again, aren't they?

+1 vote   media: CoD2 El Alamain Panzer IV included
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 3 2013, 5:38pm replied:

I thought is was somewhere deep inside Uranus.

Excuse the vulgarity.
Not Canadian.

+11 votes   media: CNN In A Nutshell
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 3 2013, 5:18pm replied:

Seems good.
But why would Infinity Ward make all other soldiers as a helmet and body except her?

+1 vote   media: CoD2 Russian female AI changed
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 3 2013, 4:40am replied:

Are you kidding? I easily saw that! What in god's name were you thinking the original picture was supposed to be?

+12 votes   media: Complete The Drawing!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 2 2013, 9:44pm replied:

Certainly. And if you can, make variations with the hair colour. And some with helmets too.
And if she's a sniper, you might want to increase her accuracy, if you can?

+4 votes   media: CoD2 Russian female AI changed
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 2 2013, 12:13pm says:

I'm lefter than you!

+3 votes   media: Political Compass
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2013, 7:28pm replied:

I thought it was a Somalian pirate attempt at a bazooka.

+4 votes   media: Party Cannon
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2013, 10:39am replied:

Not to mention lights. All of them are staying well and truly... GOD DAMN IT THE POWER WENT OUT!

+1 vote   media: Pregnancy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2013, 10:01am says:

Until, one day, someone brought a set of Airsoft guns to the workplace...

+15 votes   media: Name*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 31 2013, 10:29am says:

...................... I'm locking all my doors and windows... right... now...

+3 votes   media: Pregnancy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 31 2013, 4:23am replied:

Mortals mortified by Mortarion mortifying mortals.
Yo dawg.

+3 votes   media: Chaos
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 31 2013, 4:11am replied:

You'd expect, since it's the Red Army, that the Russian officers would take part in the battles.
Also, ever thought about making a Maxim machine gun?

+1 vote   media: CoD2 Downtown Sniper map correction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 30 2013, 6:48pm says:

My god, man. You modded BF2 too far... Or not far enough, I can not tell.

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 30 2013, 6:43pm says:

FAKE! THIS IS A FAKE! NOT ENOUGH LENS FLARES! THE SUN IS NOT BLINDING ENOUGH!

+2 votes   media: BF4 first gameplay !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 30 2013, 6:33pm replied:

The amount of COMPLAINTS about FUNNY reposts is TOO DAMN HIGH!

+1 vote   media: Have some humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2013, 5:47pm says:

The T-90 HUD? The new BMP-3 HUD is the T-90 HUD.

+1 vote   media: Modifyed BMP-3 HUD
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2013, 8:39am replied:

It knows when you're awake.
It knows if you've been bad or good.
But that doesn't matter - your soul is just as good either way.

+9 votes   media: Yeah...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:22am says:

This is what happens when you give stupid people power *cough* politicians *cough*

+7 votes   media: C&H: give a hand
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:19am says:

I should totally do this when I meet Sarah Jessica Parker!

+7 votes   media: C&H: horsey
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 27 2013, 11:17am replied:

Friendly arch-rivals of the Angry Marines.

+1 vote   media: battle sister and space marine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 26 2013, 11:50am replied:

That's what the sisters use. He doesn't want to go too hard on her now does he?
Believe it or not, Mister SunnyBitten, there are some Gothics who have managed to retain common courtosey.

+6 votes   media: battle sister and space marine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 26 2013, 11:35am replied:

Sneaky black-marketers! Czechoslovakian engineering amongst the British ranks? Outrageous! The Mother Country does not take superior weapons from inferior countries!

+1 vote   media: CoD2 ZB vz. 26 and Brengun comparison
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 24 2013, 6:06pm says:

...Yeah... so... okay...

+8 votes   media: Feels
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2013, 10:52am replied:

Many others said there was a darker, deeper side of crazy in the internet...
It's not the Kraken, but I have no idea what I released.

+4 votes   media: In a World of Derp
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2013, 6:16am says:

I could say several seedy things about this image... but I will resist for I do not want to be banned from this GLORIOUS ***... I MEAN WEBSITE. I MEANT WEBSITE.

+2 votes   media: 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2013, 6:12am says:

Nurgle, stop possessing him!
(Only 40k gamers will know)

+6 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 22 2013, 7:12am replied:

In redneck American wilderness... bear hunt you.

+11 votes   media: trappers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2013, 6:35pm replied:

It's gone beyond that.

+1 vote   media: Moving off making fun of congress (for now)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2013, 7:36am replied:

*Bawksez
Know your Chaotic English, man.

+2 votes   media: 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 20 2013, 2:34am replied:

...Like Pedobear... for mods...

MODOBEAR!

+6 votes   media: New Menu Background
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 6:34pm replied:

Ask North Korea. They love TRYING to nuke stuff.

+21 votes   media: C&H:Trick or Treat
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 9:17am replied:

Heartless people. Heartless people everywhere.

+7 votes   media: random pics