This member has provided no bio about themself... or has he?
This is actually up to debate. Skeletal remains show defined fingers a spike-thumb, but you see fingers in any whale's skeleton where the flippers are. The skeleton of a rhino looks nothing like an actual rhine besides the head and four feet and tail.
We cannot say exactly what (the majority of) dinosaurs looked like.
To be honest, even though any thought of it by you mod developers would probably be considered heresy, I like that you stuck with Bungie's art style over 343's. Halo 4 just seemed to go too "arty" futuristic with the armours and weapons rather than 1,2, 3, ODST, and Reach, who all took a realistic approach it it.
You're not a very nice person and I don't like you.
*Sunglasses over over eyes*
1v1 me Rust, scrublord! I'll rekt ur throat! I swear on me mum!
2 spooky 100 me.
U cry at Frozen 2 confirmed?
S#!T does Happens.
P.S.: TONY IS GOING TO QUICKSCOPE AUSTRALIA! VOTE SENPAI KUSH 2017 TO STOP IT! Qualifications and attack add is here: Youtube.com
My previous desires are satisfied, but I must say that...
The cake was presented to Clint.
He didn't like it, and so escaped the tyranny that was his parents to find his true purpose in life in the Wild West, where a .45 was all that was needed to settle disputes.
Thus he became known as the Man from the East Woods.
And so the legend we know today was born.
When did Australia secede from Britain? We're still the Commonwealth, and we still have the Governor General who can kick out the current Prime Minister and his or her party if the Monarchy so wishes.
When did Australia succeed from Britain? We're still the Commonwealth, and we still have the Governor General who can kick out the current Prime Minister and his or her party if the Monarchy so wishes.
Did you take inspiration from Walking With Dinosaurs with their depiction of the Utahraptor?
Also, I have to ask since I'm a modeller and animator myself, how did you manage to get the feet to be lying on a flat plain when modelling? If I didn't do that, will there be errors in the model when animating afterwards?
Do you try to calm it by stroking it's head and watching movies with girls in them?
If someone actually did these without them being set up, yes, yes they would be.
Unfortunately most (if not all) camera angles are too obvious to the people being trolled to be hidden.
It's a CONCEPT joke, after all. Or at least I THINK that's what it implies.
Yep. I was pointing out there was another that the OP forgot to include.
I don't know. Better ask Lion King where Nala is Simba's sister.
Note how the parts are separate so they can be assembled in whatever program you proper developers use.
It's funny because at the time I commented there were 69 views.
Well then, should I get myself some pu$$33?
So long as you have beer, you're welcome.
Well... assuming your dog is a male, all you have to do is just be a real bitch.
Welsh have a long, slender dragon...
Chinese have long, slender dragon in their folklore...
You don't actually think... Chinese are Welsh? Or vice versa?
Looks bulky, but DAMN does it look good.
Best Photoshop I've ever seen.
"Aragorn, something is out there."
"What do you see?"
"The white medical officer approaches."
"Do not let him pull out his syringe or he will eradicate us."
Show: The Bill
Episode: Ducking Plot Twists
You remeber how BF4 was rumoured to have a dinosaur mode?
This is beyond current Battlefield quality in every way. DICE got rekt by a single person who does this in his/her free time.
This, kids, is why you should never make promises to yourself while drunk, because promises must be completed and thus they cannot be backed down from.
Foolish peoples. I have no money to gib thus I am safe from his powers.
DON'T CARE FOR 1/2LIFE 3!
WHERE MAH PORTAL 3?!
Some tanker please explain the difference between an IFV and an APC please.
How do you know your player isn't fat?
Oh, you pressed F to have a third-person view? Nah, that's not your character's actual physique; it's his PERCEPTION of himself.
How can he sprint for ages? He thought he smelled McDonald's in the air.
WHY DID THEY NOT DECIDE TO END WHAT MEL GIBSON (William Wallace in Braveheart) STARTED?!
Usain Bolt aint got nothin on dis shiz.
The national pride is strong with this one.
I should clarify that I was speaking to ppndΣ-snouıɯΘ. I apologise to John Smith and all others if there was any misinterpretation.
With all due respect, that IS what seems to be happening.
East Ukrainians want to join Russia, Ukraine grants them amnesty. But the rebels don't want to join Russia without their houses. Russia is just going with the flow and smiling knowing that they may be getting more land, and supplies the rebels with weapons.
And let me just say (with fear of being kicked by admin for being serious) that it was not Russia's fault for the shooting down of MH17. Putin merely gave the separatists the means to fight - he had no authority on whom the weapons were used.
Intriguing variation with the front legs being more like fingers than feet.
But seriously, what modelling program do you use?
You must not feel too bad.
I too hath been fooled by the temptation of less stuttering.
Why were so many people never taught about the roman numerals? I've counted at least LVIII posts so far with this stuff.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and demand something that's worth your while! Honestly, you've spent your WHOLE LIFE up until this point and all you get are some DAMN LEMONS!
May the riots commence.
And may the odds be ever in the combatants' favour.
I would never.
I do consider what would be a fitting punishment.
Like sneaking into their house at night and doing nothing - no stealing or "borrowing" - just draw this on his forehead so when he wakes up in the morning he will feel violated.
I know it's rare to have a six goal gap, but it only really hit me when Australian news translated it into AFL statistics:
In our version of football (soccer is soccer, Australian Football League is football) there are two kinds of points. A Behind scores a single point and a goal scores six. It's easier to play considering the pitch is larger and there are more players, but... the Brazil v Germany match equals to approximately a 25-30 GOAL win over the other team.
Matches here are usually down to 20-30 POINTS difference.
Therefore does your butt feel like it's dripping with salty tears if someone calls you a *******?
Guys, it was a shock to the character, and it was supposed to be a comedy-action movie. Leave it at that.
*Jetpacks away into the sunset*
Look very World War II era. Not saying that they are, I'm just saying they look like the German U-boats.
Did anyone else need to re-read some parts of the quote to understand what Sebastian was saying?
For the graduation is dark and full of joblessness.
Don't the French come under the Friendly Rival box alongside Germany?
Jechtenstein? Vas is das? Please, comrades, of explainings.
Dude... do animals kill you for pleasure and use your skin to wipe their feet on?
Same with... Colorado...? I think that's the name of the big state on the left, labelled Welfare Queen.
The problem is... this is not the actual case. We're all fairly content to leave it in the ground.
I would have hugged it rather than run.
MasterofMetal used Hug!
Dinosaur is stunned into paralysis - it can't move!
SPIT HIM OUT SPIT HIM OUT SPIT HIM OUT
F*ck me sideways and call me a b*tch, I think that's the largest contribution anyone has ever given!
MEDAL! I DEMAND A MEDAL OF HUMOUR!
This is fairly true. NZ embraced, and we oppressed.
DON'T MAKE ME A DEPRESSED SLOB WHO FEELS GUILTY WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING!
PLZ moar countryball
Just the way you like it, Dann.
UAE is the America of the Middle East (except it doesn't like wars too much)?
I hope you have countermeasures on your sleigh, else all those presents are going to be mine thanks to my Stinger buddy.
True. Money is a necessity. A necessity I could not care less for, but a necessity nonetheless.
I apologise for the seriousness of my comment. You may commence the kicking of my buttocks presently.
Captain? Can yuo of eksplainz zis?
No. J.J. Abrams
Wat r u doin?
You'll understand if you watched the new Star Treks.
"Random AI system"? What is that?
When was this said?
Was there a purpose to the colours?
Needs to be bigger resolution and slower. I can only see Obama and Putin.
I wish it was a friendly.
The guy looks too nice to be a baddie, but he is.
So a planet was blown up by a single plant sperm cell?
Your body is jealous.
My body is jelly.
The earth will get over it. The other species of the world won't.
But the UN did rule recently that fossil fuels will not be used by 2100. But that's a pathetic attempt, I think.
Girl, I hope your engines are primed and ready because we gonna take it to Warp 9 tonight.
Deep space is gonna be explored.
...I should get a gosling...
By the rate of which humanity is growing more stupid, you'll be sure to meet one very soon.
Like, tomorrow soon.
Okay, I am Australian and this is way too soon.
20+ years, but it is still a sensitive topic.
Problems in the script?
"Shouldn't we stop to help the animal we just ran over, sir?"
"We got a job to do, Private."
"But, sir, won't these images reflect badly on the company? I mean, people might think we lack a sense of compassion."
"...Private... The f*ck did I just say?"
Where's the funniness?
Zombie monsters setting up a trap?
I'll grab my shotgun.
Oh wait, I'm in Australia, not America.
You're on your own, mate.
Dude, why not make this the game instead?
But... but... but... Indonesia can not into spaces!
ROGUE REPUBLIC DEVS Y U NO KNOW WHAT POLAN FLAG LOOK LIKE???
Give me a tutorial on how to make one of these islands PLZ!!!!
The detail! Such detail!
Seriously, my aim sometime is to make a continent called Turim eventually.
What music is this?
Russia laughs at your feeble attempts to create tanks.
I wonder what the photographer must have been thinking when taking this picture.
Now Crimea river, bontanel.
I like it how the vehicles and soldiers (if they are added) are going to dwarf the buses and doorways.
I be landin' on that Ho
Swiggity swooty, I be lootin' ye booty!
It appears she's going to get a pounding. And I don't just mean the police beating her up.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Never will be".
Would you like to say that to his face, dear Murauder?
Is that a challenge you have issued?
But it's good for the insurgents because they have a few more days to prepare before you cut through the snow, isn't it?
Well... It WAS Russian land before the American bought it and discovered oil... so... a referendum WOULD be legitimate...
Probably exaggerated on the 'pluck yew' part, but otherwise seems legit.
I've never seen snow with my own eyes.
That's one thing a I want from life; to see snow.
Times are tough when there's no Death Star to generate jobs.
I like this new MEC model and textures.
Thanks. Stupidity talking. Sorry.
If you read these, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE drop a comment so I know you are interested. I want to know if I write to others' likings.
Unless of course the person suffering dies.
One thing I came to the relisation of a few days ago is that Mythology was basically religion from 10,000 to 1,000 years ago, correct?
Does this mean religion is basically Mythology?
Both have their own tales of heroism and villainy, with their own morals and strange creatures.
Both include gods and demi-gods and sons of gods.
No one believes myths of Mythology now, but people believed in the myths of Mythology back then.
It would have been considered offensive to the gods of ages past if you did not believe in the stories back then. It is considered by many to be heresey if you do not believe in the stories of religion today.
Am I correct in any way?
Is Mythology extinct religion?
rkraptor70 certainly enjoys laughing at others' expense.
Are we all sadists to like someone else's misfortune and or pain?
WRONG! The instructions are not correct for the last step is incorrect.
It goes as such:
Actually, you can be seen with suspicion by the residents of a country even if you came to that country legally.
So yes, you can still be an alien even if you are legal.
*sneaks up to your face and hugs it*
...this is a humour site.
Invading directly after a government-crushing rebellion, however, works like a charm.
As smooth as a knife in the Crimea region.
As these are relatively modern, you might want to do a plant wall on one of the sides when it's done. Eco-friendly and looks good.
It's funnier because I'm in Australia and Russia takes pity on us. They've been sparing us from communism since the USSR was formed because we already have enough stuff trying to kill us down here. Even the kangaroos are dangerous.
In other words...
2 BAD 4 U SUKKAZ LOL ROFL!
It is of fair Russia protects its citizens in the Crimea, but now they askings the Ukraine armies to backs down...
Pity, Russia, I thought yuo was of good guy these days.
Coelophysis. My favourite.
But, providing it has the brainpower, I'd teach it about the dos and don'ts of the world rather than use a leash.
"And I shall call him..."
*quickly zooms in for dramatic effect as he puts his little finger up to mouth*
It was opposite for me when I played Halo: Reach on Legendary.
Seriously, that sh*t is hard, and it toughensyou up like steel for multiplayer.
You went online????
I fought bots only.
Americans and Whermacht were the best. Panzer Elite was slightly better than the Brits.
Instead of Russians, maybe they could have done some less-remembered side of the war, like the Africa/Greece campaigns. With Australians. And Vichy French. And Italians.
THE fabled Poutine?
The genetically enhanced Canadian brother of Putin?
"Emperor, what should we do with these new recruits?"
"Give them elaborate clothes and send them off into battle."
"But my lord Emperor Napoleon! What about trainin-"
"DO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a vegetarian,
I'm not really. GIVE ME YER BACON!
Anybody say the next Olympics should feature - to some degree - internet memes?
I would love to see the Trolympics come to life.
Also, why is not dodgeball an Olympic sport? I mean, as far as I know it's played worldwide and the rules rarely differ.
The Hangover Part 4: There And Back Again
People ask how can I be so calm when I've done nothing to study for tests.
I be like:
That's my secret,
I always fail.
Great. Just need to make sure the starps and other details are more proounced and there we have the base model!
Why is North Ireland a tumor on America?
My finest hour was in my Panzer III/IV.
I wiped out five tanks while I was nearly dead. Survived and won the game.
I miss my III/IV. I should never have gone up any tiers.
What country, or flag, is that?
Could someone please explain? I do not know why Latvia abandons the gold and diamonds and oil. Though it is good he avoided the oil because he can now use cleaner energy sources like the Sun.
If this be a drunken brawl, where be the Irelandball and Scotlandball?
Loses a fight to Canadians and nobody bats an eye.
Loses a fight to Vietnamese and everyone loses their minds.
Double standards everywhere!
China and Australia are compatible.
...Does this mean we're... What does it mean?
What's the deal with Germany and Turkey? Do they have some unheard of feud?
I'd say these are deadlier than the missiles themselves.
Now I'm always going to see Russiaball as Sovietball wearing a sweater.
DAMMIT COUNTRY BALLS!
They're done dirt cheap, but they're done effectively.
You can't argue with quality dirt like that.
Who are these people and what are they doing?
G3A7 I think is the gun the front man is carrying.
But, Canada... there's the Winter Olympics, and your chance to demonstrate your superior hunting skills by hunting for foreign athletes.
What? Can you blame them?
THEY ARE DOING A GOOD DEED.
They're reducing the number of humans on this planet, thereby reducing the number of potential ********, and reducing overpopulation in the meantime.
You see Australia crying in the top panel?
It is because we are sad they do not take you seriously.
Someday, little brother, someday this will be a reality.
North Korea can say it has the most nukes, but we brothers in arms can most proudly say we have the most sheep.
Who will be scared then, we wonder?
AUSTRANEWZEALANDLAND FOR THE WIN!
This is my answer to 'Do you believe in God?':
I am open to the idea that in that darkly infinite expanse up there, there may be an almighty being controlling the strings of fate, and I would praise and commend him/her/it for its marvelous work if I saw proof. But the more I learn about this world and this universe, the more I find it less likely to be the case.
Yes yes yes, ouwa powa wheel be felt froo-out histowy! Dey wheel wememba dis day froo de ages as de day ouwa soopeereeor nooks maid de summa skai turn brack!
It aww began wiv ouwa bwainwashing experiments on Dennis Wodman, which haf been sooksesfoo. Soon aww wheel ruv us! And feear us!
Just tell him dem Syrians have the puck, then BOOM! The civil war will be over and Canada will finally have fulfilled its dream of (partial) world domination.
My work here is done.
One extra continent so far. Yet to name any places or design any cities. Might need to get back to my house and help. With Dan and Evan maybe, if they'd be willing.
You don't want to know how long it took for me to make the scope.
I'm going to test it with the dinosaurs... BRB!
About darn time we caught up to BF4!
In terms of looks, not gameplay. Bloody CoD ripoff.
And vodka, don't forget vodka.
One that shall never be created. We just keep talking about it and never do anything.
I can't do grips, however, as you can see the grip there is flat.
Psh. Easy, this one.
Miley Cyrus' most recent music video, 'Adore You'.
Por che no los dos?
These... THINGS (if that's the right word)... are getting scarier than a Slenderman-Pedobear hybrid.
Damn, man. Switzerland must be the head of the EU, otherwise how else would the majority of civilians have Lamborghinis?
Further explanation needed.
I'm Australian. What is the mythical weapon you speak of?
You mean they're FROM BF2142 or this IS BF2142
Yes, yes, let the lack of logic flow through you.
They aren't vanilla, are they?
Elaborate? I'm only up to date with current conflicts.
Let Snowden be. He's a good person, in my opinion.
Besides, by now he's probably been through all the pubs in Moscow and forgotten all the secrets.
NOPE x infinity.
You rebelled. You don't deserve forgiveness.
In moderation, yes they're okay, but never in a dump. NEVER PUT A LOAD OF DOGE IMAGES IN A DUMP.
(Read this in an American Hillbilly voice)
Oh yeah! Dem animals are gonna make him squeal like a pig!
No. Death is too easy.
I have the solution:
Sharpen the edges of Lego bricks and stick the sharp sides up, then make him walk a kilometre/mile across them.
TyXo, I was born and raised here.
And the MEC to some terrorist cell, is that it?
Or are you converting them to Iraq?
I see only colourful rainbows and curious lines. And I'm not on LSD or any other narcotic.
Last I heard it you people were neck deep in pornography and zoophilia. By all the evidence I gathered, you, and your fellow group members here, would WANT to watch this fight rather than walk away from the opportunity the momentous occasion grants.
Demon from Pipryat probably could.
I'd like to see this take place of the Vodnik for the MEC.
That's ONE way to kill a grammar Nazi.
You can't update the engine as far as I'm aware.
Are you saying packaging foam is just as delicious as popcorn?
Might have to try some for myself.
More smoke than flash, please.
Packaging foam, not popcorn.
Replace the bomb with vodka.
Replace shield with T-90.
Replace two-headed eagle with two-headed winged bear
A US soldier was left behind during a retreat. There was a German soldier standing guard ahead. To avoid detection, he was forced to slit the man's throat. He vomited later, only he had to sink his head into a muddy crated hole to hide the sound.
A ship in the Pacific was sunk by the Japanese in a naval battle. A group of survivors had to cling to a raft of salvaged deck wood to stay afloat. Slowly, one by one, they grew too tired and drowned, or were taken by sharks, without warning.
Japanese POW camps.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Don't tell me to dread life. Don't get me wrong, I'm a pessimist, but I know to be thankful for what I have.
I remember Live and Reloaded. It was like the whole freaking world was on drugs to some degree.
Providing you can reach from the United States, yes.
Where will they be featured?
This does not look like BF2 anymore... The modelling and textures are too good.
DO NOT RUIN THIS WITH A HUD!
SO YOU ARE ALL ZOOPHILIACS!?
I THOUGHT I WAS POSTING ON A GROUP FOR LOLS AND GAGS, NOT SEX!
Greeks must have really loved their... ahem... sexual pass-times/hobbies...
Why in the hell were there so many women/men having sex with wild animals anyway? AND WHY WERE THE WILD ANIMALS JUST AS DESPERATE AS THE HUMANS?!
It's like the whole Greek mythology is just one huge compilation of zoophiliac stories to some degree.
Stabbing each other in the eye in the process?
No idea where "doge" came from. It just... was there... No idea, honestly.
.........This is Cyanide to the eyes! Not happiness!
If you can't ensure the livelihood of Sint Maarten, I have a story-based mod idea. Somewhere in my blog section.
Teach me, fellow comrade.
World War Z 2?
28 Days Later?
28 Weeks Later?
WHEN WILL THIS BECOME A MOVIE?!
I'm afraid of where it may or may not be...
JUST HAND THESE MODELS OUT TO THE PUBLIC ALREADY!
Why not use MARPAT transitional camouflage?
A beachhead six miles wide and deep by the end of the day?
*Puts on sunglasses and pulls out a Walther*
In which file do I use the tweaks?
Maybe it's because you didn't walk into a club and say waddup I got... you know what.
Is it possible to implement it on the Vodnik?
Adapt and overcome, biatch!
Why do people want to kill and burn for fun?
The stupidity is strong with this one.
Anything FH2 is artistic.
You can see the same tech used in buses and cars.
I made a few sketches of fictional guns. I was planning to use them in a game I would create in the impossible future. Could use them for a more 'modern' Icelandic army. Based off real-life guns (because what isn't nowadays).
You want to see them?
Native Americans? Make that 230 years, give or take?
I feel sad now...
Went through all that horror only to be killed by a Space Marine because it survived?
They had MK VII armour before the heresy?
You know you have modded Warhammer 40k too far when... Wait. YOU CAN NEVER MOD IT FAR ENOUGH!
You really had him Putin his place.
Modify the damage to a two-shot kill maximum. Ordinarily it's four shots.
Pre-Heresy armour would look different. This is post-heresy.
What happens when the ninjas are Necron Wraiths or Warp Spiders?
Imagine our world's history played out by orks.
What is this Marine's chapter? He looks like a non-converted Alpha Legionnaire.
But then would they correctly remember how to operate the comms system to report their findings?
Certainly nothing to do with the fact that they think hunting is something to do for fun and is a bonding experience or that they almost have more guns than people or that only 55% know the sun is a star.
Only to have an unfortunate accident with the sun.
False. This is merely a simulation. In a simulation rules cannot be broken, only bent. There is no glitch nor is there any breaking of rules. This, Neo, is a master of The Matrix.
Yes, use G3 instead of FAL. Those are more common. Al you would need is to retuxture it to a black instead of green.
G3A7 should be your favorite actually; redesigned and made in Turkey.
Warhound! I have had Warhound battles in this game thanks to mods! Part of my life is now complete.
No racism intended!
Black Magic? It's a good thing... we're all white.
Da boyz ah gunna hav fun orkyin dis shoota platform up!
Where did the AMs come from?
Yet they are so expendable.
Note the long-haired Lunar Wolf, I think he is, pimp-handing the white and green space marine's helmet in?
Make me wonder why power fists were needed if that was all it took.
In fact, you could make a heap of weapons as optionals, but only use a uniform amount.
I fail to see how it would involve them. Over half the countries planned would have nothing to do with the original combatants - USA, Kazakhstan, and Russia.
Use G3 until such a time, or use G3 as replacer.
I wish I could save you, but I'm on another planet, away from the Imperium.
Pity he had to kill you.
Nothing short thereof.
I must admit, the Tau make some relatively realistic battlesuits.
My opinion: make the factions a bit more 'uniform'; organised. All weapons listed are with the time frame of this war and would be widely available by the outbreak. Uzis and Mac-10s would use both hands.
SpecOps - Machete/M1911/Mac-10/M67 Grenade/Timed Explosives
Sniper - Machete/M1911/M40/M67 Grenade/M18 Claymore
Soldier - Bayonet/M1911/M16A2/Grenade Launcher
Support - Machete/M1911/M60E3/M67 Grenade/Ammo
Engineer - Bayonet/M1911/FN FAL/M67 Grenade/AT Mine/Wrench
Medic - Bayonet/M1911/M16A2/M67 Grenade/Medipack/Needle (revive)
AT - Machete/M1911/FN FAL/M72 LAW
SpecOps - Machete/Makarov/Uzi/F1 Grenade/Timed Explosives
Sniper - Machete/Makarov/Dragunov SVD/F1 Grenade/MON-50
Soldier - Bayonet/Makarov/AK-74/Grenade Launcher
Support - Machete/Makarov/RPK-74/F1 Grenade/Ammo
Engineer - Bayonet/Makarov/AK-74U/F1 Grenade/AT Mines/Wrench
Medic - Bayonet/Makarov/AK-74/F1 Grenade/Medipack/Needle (revive)
AT - Machete/Makarov/AK-74U/RPG-7
Was I the only one here who thought about stripper videos when I saw the update 'stripper clips'?
I agree. MOAR!
Am I mad?
You realise how wrong that sounded?
Possible to convert PR maps to vanilla BF2? I've been searching for a truly urban map for a long while.
It's a repost. But last time, we deduced that the Minotaurs are heretics. They would have used the catch-phrase "Space Marines, tonight we dine in hell!" somewhere along the line. 'Hell' in 40k is the Warp, therefore, the Minotaurs dine in the Warp, therefore they are heretics for eating warpish food.
PREDATOR was here.
The Chaos Marines must have forgot about the skulls for a long while; I don't see a single one.
Is there something wrong? Really, is there?
Guess what. I PLAYED ON XBOX. SUKAZ!
This game be...?
The Marine must have accidentally taken a peek underneath. It was reported his last words were:
"MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY BURN! OH MY EMPEROR THEY BURN! HERESY! HERESY IN IT'S PUREST FORM! MY EYES!"
Is it heresy to the Mechanicus to super-size existing vehicles? Those sentinels are Titan-sized by my guess.
"Dude, you gotta try this weed man. Them Iraqi locals said it makes you feel good, they weren't lyin', now I think I'm in a war!"
I know this map. I wished I could play it in singleplayer.
That's the general idea.
All the nations that would be in the Turan Federation if ther ever was one formed?
Just walkin' like a sir who doesn't give a damn about the world as he paces along the beaches in front of an aircraft carrier that's carrying several aircraft that are launchin' bombing runs on the very same beach to kill the MEC who are tryin' to stop this man from walkin' like a sir who doesn't give a damn about the world as he paces along the beaches in front of an aircraft carrier that's aircraft are launchin' boming runs along the very same beach to kill the MEC who are tryin' to stop this man from walkin' like a sir who doesn't give a damn about the world...
Western Australian here!
I agree with Chompster on the Pre-Heresy things.
But, really? I thought the wanting for AI-controlled machines died out long ago with the rumours of the Men of Iron?
Alas, poor Heavy, I knew you well. Too...*sniff*...too well...*breaks into tears*
Those squats look cute!
...But then again that would have been the last words of about a million female guardsmen...
Damn you and yer avatar switchin'
I know it's Command and Conquer. C'mon, cut me some slack. Or chuck me the bones of some slack... or give me an atom of slack. A cookie would do too...
Well... considering that the M1 Abrams basically has every requirement ticked, it'd only be natural for other nations adopt it, or create similar versions.
Make dance, not love.
OMG MINI BOBA FETTS!
But why do they want this guy, and others, in prison?
Wait... AKP and PKK? Who are they? They want to get rid of Turkey? What's all this about? And why do they want this guy in prison?
OH! I didn't know what I was looking for until Dan pointed it out!
I'm liking the new lightmap in... Karkand? Is it?
Medal, not rank.
"Move it you french twot, I'm trying to look heroic here!"
Knocked him cold.
Custom map, metinks?
Or devastation, if you're the MEC.
Let me get it straight. Is he the one whose face is covered by the arm or the one in the space between the man's head and his arm?
Why did I have a feeling?
If Mustafa was looking for a glorified image there, he was phototrolled old school style.
Apparently one of the only things guardsmen are good for...
How I long for Chuck Norris's shrine to be rediscovered in the 41st Millenium and for the Imperium to resurrect him.
Brilliant, but it's an ENB... My Mac may not be able to handle the huge advancement.
So what did he die from, Miss Matou?
Is this the fabled guardsman who lunged out at Horus?
What were those drone things based off? They must have been built around something.
Let me be a psychologist for now.
Tell me, Miss Matou, what did you fail to protect your uncle from?
Again, what is this for? Are you making soldier models for BF2 or some other game from scratch?
I'd buy it.
THE MEHREN IS EH HERETEC!
What is the highest honour Turkey could bestow in Mustafa's time?
European Union - Saving the world in more than one way!
True, true, I am sorry, master.
B*tch please. Do you know where I am, Imperial scumbags?
The followers of Tzench have got it right, actually. We, and everything around us, are all made up of the dust of dying stars. Were it not for the atomic furnaces of stars, none of us would exist.
Yo, Spartans, WTF happened to your snipers and assault rifles and rocket launchers?
One thing's for certain, these guys ain't any Noble Team.
I thank you.
I can just hear The Noob now.
I volunteer as Tribute...!
I see a Chaos Marine tainted by Necrons
President: "WTF IS DIS SH*T!? I spent, what, 3 million dollars on that fricking UAV and all it delivers is some crappy photo of the combat zone without surrounding detail! How the hell are we supposed to take over the world with this junk?"
Hand is the only thing that looks out of place. Will you be able to find the time in the future to re-work them?
"I used to be a zombie like... no... I used to be alive like... gah... I... no... WTF GAH!!!!!! Whatever I'm dead."
The Aussie reply to the Priest.
I am not a man of religion.
And in that case, we must be thankful there are, and have been, men and women who have conquered those sins throughout our history. Mustafa Khemal Ataturk, for instance.
Then if we keep to violence and greed, perhaps we are doomed to fail as a civilisation.
True true. So what do we do?
There is too much bureaucracy in this world.
But in my mind, there should be a limit to the amount one can have, and a restriction on what can be bought (as I said before, assault rifles).
Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that the Abrams would be a bit too valuable to the UN to just be forgotten about and left behind.
Despite BF3 being more 'up to date', I think that Bad Company 2 is better in terms of looks
At the time you play the map, the fire of the forest has died down to minor fires and smouldering trees. This way we could recycle the huge smoke effects in BF2 on Operation Smoke Screen. It would really make for an awesome spectacle on the battlefield seeing loads of troops pour out from the blackness. As a defender, you have no idea where the enemy is until they clear the flames.
Hmm, I love the smell of a box of C4 in my face in the morning.
Pilot after crash: "DAMMIT BRIAN! I told you we were running low on fuel!"
Could do with a few model improvements, but other than that, well done!
But what's with the phasing through with the weapon model?
And what of tanks and stuff like that that are custom made from CAT studios?
Just need updated textures and I think it's good to go/
...Er... Only in America!
...they be dyin'
Why choose a hammer but not a fist?
¿Por qué no las dos?
Explain to me exactly how zombies are supposed to win if you have that SoaB on your side?
Too much of a challenge?
Tell me, Foxfort, have you ever considered taking on the challenge of creating reflections in jeep side mirrors and sniper scopes?
Now if only you could make those screened graphs change with speed or hull integrity...
So you like this simplified version? Keep in mind this is really to make the tank a little less of a target and to shorten development time.
But exactly how effective have you been taking down a jet with machine guns?
So, yeah, typically in most cases during the Pacific war, all the Japanese needed was a tracked vehicle with armour thick enough to stop a bullet and machine guns, maybe a howitzer of some kind to clear out emplacements.
With the sound effect "What the fu- BOOOOOOOOM!"
If this guy was the assault class, wouldn't it be logical to assume - as he is supposed to be the main class and on the front line - that he would have a helmet and more gear rather than just a cap?
Red in winter? Seems legit.
That's precisely it, it would be nice to have the first option, but it is just too difficult. Maybe once all is done it could be worked on, but not now.
I've already said this to Battlebro in person, but I think I should say it to everyone else. If BB19's sketches do become the German classes, then something extreme or difficult would need to happen. The soldiers there have scarfs, and thus the extreme thing would be to add flowing and reacting physics to them. That would require a LOT of coding. The difficult thing to do would be to model them onto the soldier meshes.
I'm not saying it will include it, but how do you feel about a four-tracked tank? That way the weight of the tank can be spread out on ice rather than focused on two spots.
Oh thank god you like it.
I will soon be doing the RS-1 medium tank, I will try to make it look as unique as possible as it is designed and built in your home country, Magnus.
Dammit I offended 100 million people just then.
I am truly sorry all other Star Trek Voyager fans.
There is no limit to the universe.
Based on M3 Lee chassis, made early war. It would be too outdated anyway, and it was only used in training exercises.
Actually, why can't there be a remake of Caspian Border?
For the revive, use a syringe. Acts like a shockpaddle, but once the thing is used make an animation where you jab it into a glass jar with paper (or some other thin material) covering the top, take out some medicine (that would obviously take away pain [because dead soldiers are whimps!]), toss away the jar, and badabing badaboom; revived soldier.
Just remember, there are limits. Soldiers are okay, vehicles, keep it realistic with those please.
No neutral flags?
Yeah well, I... can't think of a comeback.
Thankyou my Swedish friend with an avatar of an African in North Korean hat on a Russian... flag... you have got your nationality confused.
South, I presume?
I'm sorry Mr Collective, I was told to bring this fatal dose of individuality to you, courtesy of Captain Catherine Jane Way.
Please, you do realise not everything has to have scopes and sights.
If you do, please make it a high-res burnt metal texture, I hate the vanilla black stain destroyed vehicle texture.
I spy with my little eye a new MEC skin?
The man's the f*cking devil, you think that's gonna be enough?
How are they with bugs, though?
Perhaps instead it could circle around a target, one side always facing it, the other side facing outwards the counter an assault from the other side. It would behave like a Spectre when attacking, just without the big guns.
Please don't make Russia be pit against the US. There's been too much of that 'the cold war is still on' stuff lately.
I must appologise for the continuous paragraphing, something went wrong when copying from Word, I guess.
Just take the damn compliment.
Are you sure you haven't blow BF2s limits already?
I never found the minigun to be OP; it's hard getting a good strafing run with rockets effectively alone!
I think you should have been part of Infinity Ward from day 1!
Now I don't have to accidentally kill my teammates in vehicles just to make sure they aren't the enemy!
Just one thing, think you could retexture the gunner's helmet in the Viper, to a more realistic military style?
Better than any vanilla CoD4 weapon model, I think.
Desert camo in an arctic environment?
Camera needs to be fixed to the tail of the jet.
This was done pixel by pixel?!
Perhaps scratch marks too.
I don't believe I've seen this map before.
DICE: "F*ck logic"
The religion is leaning more towards Islam, yes, but it has been influenced by all the other religions as it went from the Middle East, through India, down south east Asia, and into Indonesia.
Sorry, but they wouldn't have the money nor the manpower to go to full on war, even in 2022 as far as I can tell. Besides, they are not that fanatical on Islam, though officially listed as a Muslim country. Islam there isn't like the more extreme kind in the Middle East. It is Islamic cross Hindu, cross Buddhism, cross Animism. So Islam there is a fruit salad of ideologies.
Furthermore, how in the hell would they get support from the rest of the HIC if they are way out in the South Pacific, right next to Australia?
Excuse my noobiness.
What is a splashmark?
You made the hud, or got it from BFSP forums?
I like it either way.
If I knew how, I could go on BF3 and record tank reloading.
Or would that be plagerism, to add content from the sequel into a mod?
The ground and sky are always dark and red-ish. Is there still the green pastures used by vanilla Warband?
I wonder if the speed dial goes up and down according to the speed.
GAH! Why can't I erase comments...
By the view here, the rocket launcher looks a little OP!
Is it me or does gameplay look a lot more fierce?
One thing, is it possible for there to be dirt effects on the gas mask visor?
Will the AI be smart enough to use the walls for cover?
Yeah... too much speed; it should be a wreck.
Happy 100th birthday comrade!
Can you deploy it with the little stands?
"But... vodka, I can't dance."
"Trust me bro, now you can."
Dude, just because I ride a kangaroo to school and beat off a couple of land-sharks doesn't mean I can not and will not listen.
I think we still need a serious post every now and then.
I mean, come on, you're scrolling through these serious posts, and then all of a sudden you get a funny one, and you're like "YEAH, FUNNINESS B*TCH!"
You mean you only knew about that JUST NOW? Dude, I have survived hundreds of those. My kangaroo always managed to hop me out of there in time though, before I suffered any third degree burns.
I hear the EU is the new Reichtangle, but I still do not fully understand.
How do you do the eyes? Hollow the socket out and then add a sphere object?
Don't call it "Fighting for the Wrong Side"!
Call it "They Will Nazi Us Coming".
It does not need to have the same 'communist' ideals (I say that because it never was communist, only totalitarian) to keep the Cold War alive.
Of course it will last.
Germany had its fun in 1939-45
Everyone laughs about it now.
If you are using an ENB, make a version that doesn't have it, or tell us how to remove it for those whose game crashes with an ENB.
I am one of those cases.
The countryball comic of Russia taking off the white and blue jumper to reveal it is still the USSR is seeming more true now.
I think it will be medium-sized with a lot of speed, agility, and a very mean attitude.
I was talking about BF3.
I play it not because I like it, but because it's an okay dude shooter/time waster. It's tedious and repetitive, like CoD, and it focusses on gunplay, not teamplay, like CoD.
I've only ever played BF2 on singleplayer (since I had no idea how to use multiplayer when the game came out in 2005), and I still say it's better than this CoD ripoff, and its retarded sequel.
No bots was the killing blow for me. BF2 bots are still challenging.
BOTS > MULTIPLAYER.
I like the USSR not for what it was, but what it could have been. IMO, it is perhaps the greatest of all social experiments in the world, that just went horribly wrong.
I see the bulls on the grass, but why aren't the bulls EATING grass?
Hate to burst your bubble, but...
Seat belts on an airline are to allow for easier identification of victims in the event of a plane crash. Matching ticket bookings to a seat is easier than matching dental records to a mangled corpse at the end of the isle.
It's not that easy, Sakura. As logical as it sounds, you just can't beat them balls.
It just is.
Am I able to get it?
If the Beta is crashing my game on lowest settings, and the highest settings are exploding my graphics card, you're going to make my laptop into a fricking dirty bomb.
"NOW U SEE ME NOW U DON'T! I'M A GERMAN MAGICIAN LOL!"
I don't want to kill this dude. He looks too nice.
Speaking of which, where did his "friends" go? The burglar, the pilot-chicken, and whatever that last purple thing was. They just... *swishes hands* ...went away, and no one asked anything about their leaving.
..."And human makes a nuclear warhead with which to kill tens of thousands of other humans."
It's what I think (in approximation due to the limitations of my drawing skills) an Iguanodon looks like.
As was the intention.
It's more to do with the lighting in this case: I don't know why but BF2 has never really been perfect with lighting up models that are not part of the terrain.
I find it more of a problem that people's ego (and perhaps their whole lives) revolve solely around their Facebook/Twitter/social media status.
Seriously, you're thinking of committing suicide because of a jerk or jerks posting something mean? You probably have a life outside your screen! Parents! Friends! Hotlines that have actually been set up to prevent suicide! BLOODY HELL!
I know we're supposed to empathise with these people, but... Yeah...
You have a scope, which implies you're going to shoot.
But the tank is aiming at you.
Who is in trouble exactly?
Fill them with love.
Where the dark, I-don't-give-a-flying-f*ck-about-society side of people is finally revealed.
It's like Mad Max bandits (or any 1980s Post-Apocalypse survivors for that matter) came together and created their own nation.
In a country with a population of ~319,309,000 people?
$600,000,000 divided by 319,309,000 = $1.87905759.
I'd say it's more of an education problem right now.
There are 6 letters.
My Grandma uses letters.
Grandma was a air traffic controller for the RAF in post-war Germany.
Hitler's bodyguard was known as the SS.
Now let's do the maths.
6 - 3 - 2 = 1.
Illuminati has 1 eye.
Could it be?
Let's go deeper.
ABF rhymes with Sabbath
Star Wars Episode I-III.
Rise of the evil Galactic Empire.
Illuminati is an evil galactic empire.
Jokes on you, I don't have black friends!
Holy sh*t I'm a racist!
Kills murderous dragons.
Still has to clean the Jarls' toilets.
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem like it's going to go anywhere.
But that's what she said.
And this is original content?
Just out of curiosity, what program(s) did you use?
Praise the Lambeosaurus!
Butt Y? P1zza fillz dee bawks. Iz good.
Half Life 3 is the third in a series of games.
A triangle has three sides and three points.
There is an 'I' in Half Life.
There is an eye in Illuminati.
GABE WANTS YOUR MONEY TO FUND ILLUMINATI!
STOP THE GABE!
SEAL YOUR WALLETS!
HIDE YOUR KIDS AND WIFE!
NOWHERE IS SAFE!
Australia cannot into attendings.
Is of not enough relevance.
I think this is called Spam.
And for today's forecast: 46 degrees (I assume Fahrenheit) with skies clearing to reveal the bright warm NOPE once more.
Infinity Ward would like to know why you're still working on the same product for so long now.
QUICK! TAKE MY LIKE AND JOIN ARMS!
LET US BE BROTHERS (and sisters) IN THIS WAR!
I told you it was coming soon.
Favourite ModDB moment.
An image I posted a while back on the Humour, Satire, Parody group.
It is of a BF2 bot from Final War hanging himself in shame of being a product of a company that is now forsaking the franchise by becoming more... CoD-like. I shudder at the phrase.
Glorified Cops and Robbers, anyone?
Influenced by the Honest Trailers by Screen Junkies on Youtube.
Me, Battlebro19, Cod_Fish, and Metalfan321 played a game once. Results are SO close. Favourite CoD moment.
Does not my avatar already say that?
Well... I am an amateur author, as I think I've said before... so... I have that going for me, which is nice. It's about a robot dinosaur with emotions and so far is 201 pages long, and the end is in sight. All you really ned to know: it is set in 2118, it has robots, a dinosaur, and more than a few jokes about our current society. Oh, and guns.
But it only lasts a day... so...
What it looks like: plugging in a power adapter cord
What it feels like: plugging in a power adapter cord
Depends how deep it goes.
The joke, of course - how deep the JOKE goes.
Well YOUR mother's so fat that it's really starting to concern me; I think she should see a doctor for her eating disorder.
*Pulls out M1014 shotgun*
Get the hell away! I'm sharing those rolls with him. The possum is unafraid of me, thus it is a bro. Bros don't let bros be cooked, bro.
Took me a bit.
It's for your dad.
'Tis a past I am not proud of. Need a few more drinks to put my mind at rest...
I think he violated the lowest point of the dress code.
If you catch my meaning, heh heh.
Just a quick question: when modelling the tank, do I need to do the treads, tracks, and wheels, or do you guys import a preset into the model I send to you?
My Skecthup skills have improved to the point where I can make BF2-quality vehicles (not interiors). I can make vehicles and export them as .dae files (which are basically .obj) and send them to you guys if you want.
I'm a (somewhat) dev and even I'm surprised - it was a topic that just slowly became less and less talked about.
Rocket is made too.
For your Captain, head to the Description.
I was afraid I'd be downvoted if I spelled it wrong. Never have I been so right.
Such is my fate as MasterofMetal.
Jon Luke "DJ Boogie" Picard
Now go, save your people. They need you.
I held on to an electric fence once when I was younger, probably 11 or so, so I could look at some cows while my mum and dad were wine-tasting (no, my family's not rich, it was just mum and dad's time to enjoy themselves during our family holiday) since there was nothing for me to do. As I had no idea the fence was electrified, I leant over and pondered life like the little derp I was.
It felt like a large rock hit me in the back of the neck and I was knocked to the ground. It didn't hurt, its just... felt like something hit me hard.
Also, girl in the centre there. Just saying. Pretty rare to find a tomboy.
*Thalmor spy spots you*
Watch your tongue.
In time, MY tongue will wiggle-waggle directly into your Emperor's a$$.
The Emperor is nothing but a PUPPET of the THALMOR.
So the Chinese will also be in the mod?
That war must have been how the US troops felt during the Battle of the Bulge but more than ten times worse.
Fifty thousand people used to live here... now it's a ghost town.
(CoD fans will know)
Table for one, please.
Gaming brings together all the FPS players who ever had a sexual relationship with your mother.
Never has Destruction looked so beautiful
Silence, conscript, else I shall report you to the Commissar.
When there's only one slice of pizza left...
Take my like, Admiral, for being here when the Captain was not.
Was the SW1917 used by the Rangers in the 1940s?
The quality of an AAA game, but made by one person.
And the fact it moves faster.
They of havings the stronker tanks?
Truth level: [insert level of truth here]
Can you do beer too?
It isn't a tropical resort unless you have a Bintang there too.
Oh, I was expecting a dog. Or maybe I was thinking of a Shetland.
Won't be saying that when there's a velociraptor in there with you.
Yeah, I guess he could make fishing rods if he wanted.
Why is Kazakstan not liked? I am but a humble Australian whose country does not care for the affairs of the big bad outside world except where America and Britain are involved.
The Vlad Knight rises!
Fast and Furious: Spicy Takeout's Revenge
An EOD bot?
Why not MAARS?!
Because, comrade, if he spot you being disloyal to Motherland he whip out pistol, and names no matter when guns involved.
'TIS BLASPHEMOUS, I SAY!
He's the EA guy for hype, talking about new games and how they're different from one another and innovative. Unfortunately, everything he says is bullsh*t.
Emiliomau was probably referring to the model quality and textures.
You can be *****... but it doesn't work too well. For the enemy, that is. Your call.
OH NO! AIR VIKINGS!
Perhaps the most realistic lighting I've seen in a BF2 mod.
When can there be a download with all the progress made so far?
I can only hope (please know I mean this in the best way possible) it was a quick death with little or no pain. But it is not others' to know what any of us become involved in when not on ModDB - any of us could be doing something terribly wrong or terribly right. Who knows?
Then again, he could have been just a victim of an act of random violence.
No one can say.
And even if he was doing bad, it is still a death, and that cannot be ignored. Whatever race, creed, nationality, beliefs - whatever - a death is a death and nothing can change that.
From Australia, and a person who barely knew him, I send my condolences to his family, lest they come to this website for any reason.
It is resting on their faith in the monarchy.
The more you know.
Is anyone else through with humanity?
Wait, we can choose to go in FISTS ONLY?
Yeah boy! I'm going to punch my enemies to death!
(Joke on account of camera perspective not having weapon)
Was there something wrong with the previous version?
What is it?
And I be too young...
I guess CadianConscript will be safe from Demeantors then since he cannot into optimism.
And only an idiot would choose her over your friends?
Aww, but that means I can't shoot them so easily!
Y U NO UNDERSTAND MEMES?!
Correction: *.Bore dump =(
Is there any truth in this?
Bro, do you even optimist?
*Goes for hi-five*
*Realises it is but a screen*
*Feels sad I cannot give thanks to a bro who knows his stuff*
Bcuz em illitrat I undrstud ur sentens.
Or rather, it play mercilessly with you and or your corpse.
I'm not a S.T.A.L.K.E.R modder. You know that. I can't mod anything.
Here I can export then as .dae files and those are basically .obj files, so it's all good.
...Who needs enemies?
So you're saying that Germany's marvel of strength will, in the early days, dominate mass production products but will eventually be overrun by the sheer numbers?
Hasn't that already happened?
It would be funnier if Belarus was Ukraine.
And he had a good reason for his actions too, not just "I'm going to make Beiber my b*tch... oh wait".
Can the models be added to the vanilla mod?
Blender is an animator as well?
Damn, it seems my schools has gone overboard in that case. They purchased the Autodesk Designer Suite which includes Motionbuilder, Softimage, Mudbox, Maya, and others.
Currently I'm doing an animated short, and it involves dinosaurs. That's why I've been bugging you.
Animated in what program?
It's funny because it's sad.
As a foreigner this is funny as hell
Try being Australia in the last World Cup. There were so many foul calls by the referees in our games that we were kicked out before we had our third/fourth match.
It's even worse when I don't understand the political references either.
And the final insult is that there's no Captain to explain things.
Because if you do it at least three times, it's called science.
Leaellynasaura too! But that's just a request. You don't need too.
I guess, then, I am a woman.
Sharing is caring.
Damn, Sweden. First you tempt me with your education and advanced social standards, and now THIS!
You did not pay attention to the WC, did you?
Jokes, guys, jokes.
I do not see why people hate him so much (if you use this image as your whole basis).
I don't see why people hate him so much.
*In reference to Hitler gif*
This password is not the one that causes my oven to go to the 'supernova' setting, is it?
BF2 + ENB = Better than BF4
Is not enough.
Need stronker ekonomy
Do a Suarez on the least likeable character amongst ourselves.
(Louis Suarez is a soccer-playing cannibal)
Wich aparntly nmbr in da millons!
This isn't humour. This is the cold, hard truth.
SCREW YOU, PERSON WHO POSTED THIS, I CAME HERE TO ESCAPE REALITY AND THEN YOU SLAP ME IN THE FACE WITH IT.
YOU AIN'T HEARD?! IT'S
BEING A BO$$
Rewriting Chapter 7, the one where the reader meets Moses, but I am starting Chapter 12 in the meantime. You will, I repeat, WILL, be a major character.
God Emperor! Do you doubt the fait of your mighty Space Marines?!
I smell an Inquisition brewing...
So now there are plans for even more countries than there needs to be?
P.S: You are featured in my revised story. Moses Turgut Sofuoğlu, born 2071. Former member of the Jandarma Özel Harekat Komutanlığı turned private security after being discharged from service in 2115 for reasons undisclosed. You acted in counter-terrorism with JOH against the PKK (I am assuming in this universe that Turkey stays unified but the PKK is a constant threat) and so turned to private security because that was the only life you had known for 26 years.
Yes I am going to extreme lengths to explain everything in this story.
Any chance of this fight with the PKK concluding?
But is he not trying to keep civilians under control in the riots in Istanbul? I mean, two fronts may be too much.
But then again, this is new news for me. Even ABC 24 (the news channel that has the greatest range from around the world) has apparently missed this. It should not be my right to comment on this situation you find your country in. Hope the conflict is resolved soon...
Bloody hell, why is the Middle East always in conflict, Turkish007? There can't just be one day, ONE day, where someone hasn't done something to someone else because of a belief.
Step 1: Have hands. Otherwise how in the hell are you going to pick them up?
They confuse Austria with Australia.
No. I have never been molested by necromorphs, I am proud to say.
But no Poland
It is the damn sexiest concept for a tank I have ever seen. Search it: PL-01
Poland cannot into World Cup either?
Worldball be like:
"Don't worry about your parasite problem, Worldball, Asteroidball will be here any decade now. And if he isn't, it seems like Sunball is your last hope."
And it's not like the government uses the funds they get from taxes to fund the military or whatever (cut taxes not defense)...
Want another ticket for a Feel Trip on the Feel Train to Feeladelphia located in the Feelippines?
Actually I doubt the rest are this good.
First is usually best.
I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening.
And no oil.
I like Russia.
And I know Putin is turning out to be a bad guy, but i like him too.
Is anyone else's allegiance mixed up?
Why would an Iguanodon and an Allosaurus be in the M.I.S.E.R.Y modification?
"You want to reenact D-Day?"
"You go prep Alaska while I fetch my Spetsnaz."
"Because I need some oily lubricant if I'm going to invade your back door."
Okay, I've posted a few images and gifs that I think are funny. Do I get a medal now? Or a cookie?
Or the blood, sweat and tears of my enemies? I will not go lower than that.
I married a dog because I'm in love with it. Would have preferred a dragon though...
Plez, no, not the episode with the dog!
I just cancel the damn thing.
For when someone says DC comics is better than Marvel.
Stole this one from ME didn't you, PIRATE?
I salute you.
It can be used in any environment so long as you have the right colour palette.
Bungie cord strapped to foot I do believe. In which case I hope he is SPARTA-ing off an overhang, otherwise the dude might smack into the building.
No, Stalin did. Placed his hand in the air and formed a fist: a rock.
WWII was a giant game of Paper Scissors Rock.
Did you read it?
Is it good?
Did it hit the feels?
If you can answer any of the three questions above, drop a comment, please. I need to know if I am still listened too. Sakura? Turkish? ACE? Magnus? Gordon? Battlebro?
This one is best: it has a dinosaur featured in it.
*Nuke silo constructed*
China will grow larger!
Ah, Tzeench, I praise thy forever changing form, for one year you are 50 years of age and the next you are 51.
Let me ask you... do you recall seeing a proper military soldier of Iran/Iraq/Turkey/Afghanistan (and many other Middle Eastern countries) or the United States Marine Corps ever dual wielding pistols?
You use a butterfly grip for a pistol, otherwise the recoil for any kind of pistol just goes BALLISTIC.
Not so much a bigger gun, just a bigger magazine. Like, a 3 billion bullet cartridge, just to be safe.
Then again you could always tell them that Beiber and 1D are signing autographs so that they all stand in a single-file line, then shoot a single bullet with a railgun to get 23 million headshots.
And actually, I don't mind One Direction.
Because they all have 1 D to share.
So? Does anyone want to read the stories?
Why is something sad on a humour site?
Meanwhile, in Fascist Germany... it seems as though the inbreeding caused by lack of genetic diversity has led to some interesting results...
To many a male pony however...
Business must be good with the eternal winter.
To balance the "superweapon" status, maybe you could add a blurred effect to anything not inside the scope barrel. I mean, take a look at Alpha Project from BF2.
Then again, maybe you want this to be OP on the enemy.
What needed changing?
Woe be the day we treat serious country-wide crises like something to laugh about.
It won't save me from Rexy, will it?
Okay, what did I say to get the downvotes? How can I repay debts?
I can't wait until they invade us. All of us. The entire world. Simultaneously. Like in MW3. Because then I can finally get that headshot killing spree I always dreamed of with my completely real M40A5.
Pack behaviour in the future?
When I decided to follow this game, I didn't sign up for an Avatar reboot.
Doesn't look like a proper Na'vi anyway.
I'm not going to be sheltered when I'm inside it, am I?
He's the modern terrorist.
Why use a bomb when you are The Bomb?
Actually, almost all recent game releases can be put into this nutshell too.
OMG IT'S SO PRETTY I'M GOING TO DIE!
We both are going to dine in hell.
I think you're putting Call of Duty to shame by doing this.
It's like Facebook, except less tardy and more games!
Jurassic Park Genesis is going to be so proud of its distant child!
I'll wait for walkthroughs.
This is made by Sledgehammer Games instead of Infinity Ward or Treyarch, and it definitely looks different compared to the other CoDs. I'd be willing to give Sledgehammer a shot if the story is good enough.
Do not forget the JNG-90, which made no sense to be in BF3 at all since neither Russia or the US use Turkish weapons.
And guess what.
It has minimal-to-no amount of crashing!
I call Deja Moo
You mean... like... THIS?
Dude, don't you get it?
Never, DO NOT EVER, flip the light switch in a dark place, not even to save your friends somewhere else. Velociraptors will teleport to a location right behind you if you do, and you will die if you move.
Sharing is caring, matey.
Not a rugby player but... amen, sir, amen.
Besides, hardened suits of armour DEAL more injuries than they protect from.
"...My son... you... are... I shall avenge thee. I swear on the blood of my forefathers, my son, that I shall wear the skin of the child that is wearing yours. And vengeance will be ours!"
The curse that is sentience, right?
I don't have enough water for a burn that has the temperature of the sun.
Seems like a well-polished character too. Nice textures and shading compatibility. Le0z98 had good taste.
*Dangerous and violent
I mean to correct you because that's what the crusaders were. Muslims and Christians went hand in hand until that Pope dude said "They're heretics! It's time to liberate the Holy Land!"
...My god, the Papal States was the Middle Ages equivalent of USA!
And hunting rifles.
And hunting slaves with hunting rifles.
With a cigar in mouth.
And monocle on eye.
Commies? What Commies? I only see a kid shaking levitating hands and guns.
Bird did it better.
Putin did it better than bird.
"And here at Jurassic Park we can see the Nope Bunker, it controls all the electricity that keep the Nopeosaurs in their pens. Currently we have a pack of Noperaptors occupying the Nope Bunker and are having technical difficulties removing them from the premises."
The bots don't follow my orders, even when I'm squad leader.
Made in what program?
Dying or laughing?
Or it could be called a Cubelander...
If there was ever someone who was born to be a Minecrafter, it would be the child of an Icelander and a Cuban.
I mean the vehicle is from BF3, right?
Do not belong in a humour gtoup
You paid for Geocontrol or do you have a demo version?
1.Send all the dipsh*ts to Mars, and by all I mean EVERY LAST ONE
2.Remind the USA that Mars is a RED planet that needs some capitalism
3.Wait for nuclear fireworks in the night sky
All these weapons and still no dinosaurs.
Or guilty, full stop.
After all, we're all terrorists according to the NSA.
*Glares menacingly at laptop camera*
My experience of Skyrim in a nutshell.
(Me being both Legolas and Aragorn)
*Join ze Reich
MEIN BEER! MEIN BEER! VHERE IS MEIN BEER VAITER?! I AM NOT A DEUTSCHLAND SOLDIER IF I DO NOT HAVE MEIN BEER IN MEIN HAND!
Mein beard too. Vhere is das?
I go for both parties.
They're a great duo of friends.
Australia is too sane of a place for my likings.
Holy sweet Jesus. You're telling me I can create an entire continent, not just an island!!!?
Always thought this would have been solely an ATGM sight.
"And then Jordan Gleeman figured out that he was surrounded. All hope was lost. He reliased he had nothing to lose and decided to go Rambo on them b*tches arses. He emptied his entire clip, tossed several grenades and took a lot of bullets to the chest, but still he stood, tall and proud as he watched an air strike strike in front of him, wiping all them motherf*ckers that was doing him harm. And he laughed."
THAT'S all Finnish for Dog/breeds of dog?
It's not a bug.
It's a bot hanging himself in shame because he was coded by the people who are now tarnishing everything the BF franchise stood for up to 2142.
Well... this generation needs to be taught lessons the past has brought us, and to think before they speak (or post).
Praise to Nurgle!
Only... women now need to have some kind of device for them so they can feel what it's liked to be kicked in the nether-regions as a man.
That s equalism, no?
This is the best campaign for any political candidate on the local, state, or federal level I have ever seen!
CLICK THE LINK
If you know what I'm saying.
Putin has a lot of territory to annex from her...
Anyone who likes neat and tidy things would get riled up at that, dude. You don't need OCD for that.
You only say that because you have this phobia. You don't want to be the cause of an empty beer glass.
It needed to be said.
*Cries with proudness*
Who says they need to be uncovered?
SECRET OIL TRUCK ANTI-TANK MINE!
*The falling tower
And lens falres. Don't forget lens flares.
Huzzah for the Bosnia and Herzegovinan!
He's Wally here in Australia too.
OH! That's why he's always depitced like a rectangle!
Gosh I'm thick.
Why not use The Obscure's HD USMC textures from BF2 Addons?
I bow to thee, master.
That was predetermined by the Red Green Blue colour index.
Unless you use LSD or some other *ahem* augmented reality tablets, you'll never see new colours.
And just in time too, I was getting bored.
They say human imagination is limitless.
I say to them "invent a new colour" and they shut up.
But sure enough, wait a short while, and people all around the world will show you ho limitless human stupidity can be.
READ MAH STORIES THEN!
I've recently started a series of 9 stories based around dinosaurs (not Jurassic Park). I'm up to story number 5.
I'm not smart enough to come up with my own stuff you know.
We say we want it to happen, but we really don't want an MW2/3 Makarov situation in real life.
Hey, HEY! I play both console and PC equally. I have Mount and Blade Warband and Battlefield 2, GTA IV, Dawn of War Dark Crusade and Jurassic Park Operation Genesis, not to mention Empire Total War on my PC. I play them all a lot. Most of the time even.
I fail to see why you guys hate consoles. They have their ups as well as their downs. So what?
What, don't you like a searingly hot jet engine roast the living daylights out of the ground beneath it as the jet itself launches its 16 Hydra missiles and fires its Vulcan gatling autocannon?
I swear she's the predecessor to JARVIS.
I remember something embarrassing I did YEARS ago and it ruins the rest of my day.
I don't like war, but damn I like military stuff.
Actually I ordered Watch Dogs for Xbox...
Does that exempt me from the liberation?
Actually the jets evolved from the planes, so the helicopter is the newcomer.
But recently VTOL jets have been discovered raoming the wild, so the helicopter is on the brink of extinction.
What yo talkin' 'bout? If dat BMP didn't get outta da way in time, it deserved ta tipped over!
I am going to play this mod when it updates.
Does the AH-1Z and Mi-28 have Anti Aircraft missiles?
Not to mention Koko the Gorilla.
And Alex the African Grey.
They're all too sad to go into.
Who are the three little trolls I see before I see Quebec?
Now drink it, AK151.
Such a good game if it weren't for the juvenile approach to the...
A$$ and t!tt!es, a$$ a$$ and t!tt!es
A$$ and t!tt!es, a$$ a$$ and t!tt!es
Because there are two types of girls in the game:
2 About to be
I thought the title implied humour would be served. Never have I been so wrong.
Why not H? Hydrogen is first and best!
I am not ashamed to admit I have 3 teddy bears. Daddy bear, mummy bear and baby bear. Toddler toys. I would never part with them. Ever.
You never know what demons have been released from the warp in the wake of a nuclear war.
Niko doesn't say that, Roman does, silly cartoonist.
Don't know what you're complaining about, mate. I love it here in Australia with all the Death Adders and bushfires and Kangaroos and Sharks and Spiders.
Show me a vid plz.
I must judge for myself.
It is only logical to practice how to be good at continuing the species.
Live long and fap well.
You must go deeper.
I write science-faction (science fact with a fictitious plot and setting).
I like this update.
This is a NICE update.
I was just going to say it seemed similar to Daqang Oilfields (I think that's the one). You know, the in-game trailer map.
I like it.
You did the same for me several weeks ago.
A package with your dispatch's head should be arriving at your doorstep by now.
I would too.
If I had money.
Russia started weeks ago.
Germany, you're getting old.
I thought it was the corset.
I am still confused over all the hate of EUball.
What is the EU doing to get this much hate? As an Australian, I am not too well informed on the opinions of Mother Britain's European friends.
FOR THE GLORY OF GERMAN ENGINEERING, THAT IS WHY!
I see no empty vodka bottles outside.
I call lies.
Should I buy the game just for that quote?
I love repeating this from the original:
"And so I says to Hans 'what mine'?"
I never knew Huusars were from Indonesia.
Never had a political dream before.
I better get out of here before the group moderators arrive!
Your time in solitary has made you vulgar, man.
I had a dream just last night. I was standing in the middle of a city full of skyscrapers and video billboards. I was on the corner of an intersection in said street. There was someone behind me whom I was ranting to (I don't know who, or whether they were a boy or girl), and I was ranting how I hated this society. Word for word:
"I hate this society! It's all become buy, sell, sell, buy! We build, we don't survive!"
There was something about Wall Street in there too, but I've never had a dream that has been that forefront with its message.
One of the best moments in Vladmir Putin's career. Not to mention the Internet's career.
One of my favorite PDWs.
Bushfires, snakes, kangaroos, emus, snakes, wasps, heat, bushfires, sharks, fish, snakes, coral, Australians, snakes, bushfires. Mate, they're all after us.
Except the magpies. I feed them often and there's not been a single swooping around my school for years.
I will give Russia credit for doing that - not causing a single casualty. But I don't know if I can agree with your statement about Nazism or Fascism on the rise in Ukraine. Has there been any confirmation of this?
Being in Australia, I only have a one-way perspective, and I see Russia invading the Ukraine under the guise of protecting its citizens when it is clearly after keeping a foothold in the Crimea region. That is how the news is portraying the situation. I hear the Ukraine is getting a new government in March through a democratic vote. I have heard nothing of Nazism or Fascism.
I swear tanks do not submerge like that.
Svir is used for T-72.
I don't see the ATGM launcher in any of the 3rd person shots.
Maybe make it a guided shell like in BF3 instead so you don't have to worry about editing the model.
Also, what faction is the opposing side?
Is Indonesia, Iceland, even Switzerland can of seeings the abomination the cartoonist has made.
P.P.S.S: Poland stronk!
Who are the PKK?
"My fellow Americans.
It has come to my attention that Canada has, for the past hundred years, been oppressed by a brutal regime of Moose, preventing the people from eating their own Poutine. These Moose have also been inventing WMDs, the likes of which have never been seen anywhere in the world. Rumour has it that the WMDs use experimental and extremely volatile 'sorry warheads', the effect of these warheads is to make the targeted population feel sorry for not bowing down to Moose supremacy. The Canadians have gone without their Poutine for long enough. It is time for the United States of America to bring back the Democracy to the people of Canada, while looting their oil reserves while we're at it. But let's not focus on the details. Liberty is coming to Canada, and not even the might of God or the Russian Federation will stop it.
God bless the soldiers and our drones, and God bless the United States of America."
Fair enough, no?
I've been writing using Microsoft Word with Font Size 12. Each chapter is at least 10 A4 pages in length. The story thus far has reached 246 pages.
Please, tell me what you think after reading. Since I'm so unsure of myself I keep seeking anyone's approval for the things I find pleasing.
Am I the only one around here who instantly scrolls to the nearest Countryball comic?
Who are the two ones anyway, Italy and Greece?
Dude, they still have Mylie Cyrus.
(Correct me if I am wrong, which I may be)
Pity it wasn't voted into reality.
And not tell many people what's burning in the process.
That's the media.
Y countryballs b mad at Putinland?
Y Britainball b happy?
Y Muricaball b callin' dipsh*t on EUball?
Y? Y U DO DIS?
I don't have a crush and no one has a crush on me.
And I'm okay with that.
I prefer to be alone playing games and writing my story all day.
What happened to "no new additions"?
Not accusing you or anything.
Or maybe I did not interpret your statement correctly.
I really see it as the USA's problem. The USA saw it and dumped it in the cocktail that makes lots of pop-stars stupid and/or crazy (or in this case are they the same thing?). It was not a faulty product, nor was it falsely labelled. It was just a teenage boy who had a relatively good voice and US businessmen said "Bring him in" and its ego went through the roof.
But it's funny as hell to see the cousins squabble.
*Flies away through the roof*
What IS this?
I not of gettings, probably cause is that I of Australia and Australians not of caring what is happens beyond borders unless it concerns America or Britain.
...Canada's seeking world domination? Since when?
*Slowly starts leaving for fear the insanity is contagious*
Audi and Russia orking together to butt-hurt the USA?
Intriguing. What do you call this recipe?
Some American soldiers in Iraq and find a map in an abandoned bunker.
It turns out to show the location of every terrorist camp in the world, even in Australia.
None of them can read modern measurements.
On a serious note, has there ever been a successful division of territory between two nations? I mean, an island two nations claim sovereignty over, then decide to split 50-50 and lived happily ever after (until WW3 of course)?
Maybe the sniper could be the JNG-90. It's a Turkish sniper rifle, thus used in the Middle East. If the MEC stands for Middle East Coalition, then it is logical to assume Turkey is part of the MEC.
*To myself* I think I am right, am I?
BF5: Putin v World
Boss battle: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Crocodile Dundee Cyborg
Weapons of choice: Laser Eyes, Nuclear Smile, MIG High-Five
Health Regen: Vodka casket
Abilities: Indefinite God Mode, Super Strength, T90MS-filled-with-bears-as-tank-crew-airdrop, Catch And Throw Back Bullets With Face, Submarine Missile Raping, Death Star of Russia
Special Game Mode: Drunk Communist Zombie Dinosaurs From The Rainbowland Province Of Mars
Yay or Nay?
I have an idea.
Why don't we find all the countries that are the best in a particular area - Finland at teaching, Portugal at lessening drug addiction, Iceland at financial recovery - and try to copy what they did to get those good markings. In Australia we get pretty good marks in country-wide and world-wide tests, but we aren't really happy about school. I want to know what Finland gets so right and how it can make me enjoy school.
Aimbot, you mean?
Send her/him into the Sun.
Wait, not enough, this requires a whole new level of purging.
What is beyond the Sun and Exterminatus?
They're a secret? Dude, it appears you haven't heard: their whole tank corps and helmets and other protective equipment is made out of Nokias.
The reason they held off the USSR so well in WWII was because their body armour was made out of prototype Nokia-computers. Get with the programme, man.
Might want to make it ever so slightly more advanced: this is the 1990s after all.
Maybe add ERA or NERA (Explosive Reactive Armour or Non Explosive Reactive Armour).
Almost 12 hours.
This isn't a working model, however - wheels and MG and steering wheel need to be modeled separately so they can move independently.
So only the hull is (fat as it is) complete.
By coffee you mean vodka, right?
I post images as often as I can, don't I?
And I try to work on my story when I can.
Have you read any of it?
The game Battlebro and I are creating but will never finish is set in the Warhammer 40k universe, but seperate from the majority of the action, like the Imperium.
Right now I've figured out the factions' vehicles and weapons, and modeled some of them, but the vehicles will be hard.
Battlebro insists we should (I'm skeptical for all the work needed) to map the entire continent on which the game is set. I've mapped it out on paper, but not designed any of the 3 cities, or any major landmarks.
The three cities are Bajalska (built on top of a desert Mesa), Krosis (built around a mountain at the edge of an inlet), and Tukus (built into the highlands at the south of the continent to keep the people relatively warm).
I'm the dude with the story, he and his friends are the technical prowess.
The Internets, my dear Sakura, the Internets.
Damn, Russia, you good.
And I love you, random citizen.
Let's give these gentlemen greatcoats.
Gentlemen love greatcoats.
When was this announced?
How does one react to this?
Answer me, slaves of the Internet.
Not to mention the damned sexiest helicopter around.
Only problem is that I could have talked to Smaug for much longer.
Flattery is too obvious and never really works outside cartoons.
What was it Gaz said in Call of Duty 4?
Oh that's right...
"...The sins of our fathers..."
Why must it look so different from the original model?
Story would be similar in Australia too.
They could easily be ignored. This is a mod, after all, not a fully fleshed-out game.
My last video game character was Niko Bellic.
The one before was an engineer from BF3.
The one before that was Captain Martin Walker from Spec Ops The Line.
The one before that was Captain Edward Kenway in Assassin's Creed IV
The one before that was Master Chief in Halo IV.
The one before that was a commander of legions of troops in Dark Crusade.
So yeah, each one is badass, but if I get to choose, I'd go Commander, because I can't die, I only lose, and I can call air strikes on my enemies.
Don't worry, I'll keep your vodka safe.
In my stomach.
SPIRITS? WHERE? LET ME DRINK MINE VODKA!!!!
Is anybody of gettings this?
No. That's a fake.
A real Morgan Freeman would never ask for anything in return for narrating your life.
This follows plausible physics that cannot be denied. What are you raging about? The fact you're not this badass?
Adrenaline is the word you were looking for.
Keep playing or you'll lose your adrenaline and the pain will come back to you as one huge sledgehammer. Keep playing and you'll delay it and might score some points.
(If I am misreading you, please ignore me)
That's New Zealand.
Australia's the one with white stars.
I like my good big brother as opposed to Mother's rebellious favourite.
You never knew?
Morgan Freeman has exact-duplicate-brothers all around the world so he can be everywhere at once. Just as a Londoner is no further than 2 metres from a rat in London, no human is more than 2 metres away from a Morgan Freeman.
Amen to almighty God, whose name we use in vain all too often.
We praise thee, almighty Morgan Freeman.
Where from and for what faction?
But wook at that cute wittle face. Can you really say no to...
The majority of Australia views you as 'in our pocket'.
This is the majority of Australia talking.
Totally not me.
Most absolutely not me.
Completely, undeniably, definitely not me.
Just replace "Asians" with "Tourists".
All their mass murderers are imported.
Only problem is that official rented BF3 servers do not support mods.
You get the picture.
BF3/4 are MoH rip-offs.
AND fix that TERRIBLE campaign AI.
No different from North Korea in that respect, is it?
IN THAT RESPECT, not talking about the government type.
All we have is the F88 Austeyr, and those are used EXCLUSIVELY within Australian and New Zealand forces.
The hand looks a little broken.
I play it often. Not because I like it, I just find BF3 to be an okay dude shooter and I don't have any other popular games that I can play online. But it is a CoD rip-off, I know.
EA/DICE's reason for not supporting modding was 'it would be just too hard to mod'. WELL THEN MAKE IT EASIER! PUBLISH A MODDING SOFTWARE LIKE BATTLECRAFT FOR BF1942, AND FOR BF2! The real reason for them to do that was so that the community could only buy their $50 mods (DLCs) and make more money.
I prefer games with good singleplayer.
Spec Ops: The Line is a FANTASTIC game, if you're someone like me who cares for a good storyline. It really screws with your mind in the end.
Sorry we stole your islands, but... long live The Emperor in the North!
Maybe in this alternate universe they have dominated thanks to their pet, Greenland?
And this is why Skyrim is (arguably) better than GTA.
Speed up to warp 9.8!
Helmsman! Re-rout all power to engines!
Photon torpedo ready!
Target destroyed! Engage all other nearby targets!
I don't pay attention to what is 'hip' or 'spiffing', fellow internet explorer.
Is not caring being a hipster?
......At what point will I hear the Inception BWAAAAAAAARRRRB?
WHERE IS THIS FROM?
This man deserves to be promoted to God status.
Germany: Guten Tag, Polen, do you want to play ze annex game?
Germany: BLITZEN MY KRIEG!
That's just Canada being good.
Or should I say 'god'?
Or should I say Morgan Freeman?
Well, did those monks believe in self-defence? Of course not, they let their monasteries be unprotected and kept it that way. In these days, however, you can nuke your enemies and claim it was God's hands that guided those missiles.
FOR THE GLORY OF NON-VIOLENT CHRISTIANITY!
Hold up, why isn't Australia in here? Why isn't Australia shaking hands with Turkey?
*From Canada to the country on the right*
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT."
There is an alternate universe where (our definition of) cruelty is considered (their definition of)kindness.
I knew it was possible!
How long until an update to Armoured Kill?
Of course it is based of the AUG.
The only thing they will miss.
Your a mini-Britain, only you've been severed from the Hive Mind for 200 years. We were all bound to take the same path, eventually.
And your our first target.
And I want to be Captain Australia, teaming up with Captain New Zealand and Captainness Canada!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
I invite all minor nations to join in on World Liberation Day!
The event will be held on a January in 2119.
We're saving the world from an imminent communist threat that has been plaguing us since before Jehovah and Allah first became playmates. Bring your Freedom and load up your Democracies, farm your lead and shoot da whoop, because we're gonna be delivering Liberty to the world!
Yes, my variant.
I thought the other (Cadian) variant unnecessarily bulky.
I might have to remodel it later on because the handle is a bit too big, or the barrel is a little thin.
That's not an idiot.
That is Philosoraptor reincarnated in the form of a human!
I feel sort of sorry for the guy/gal, like I must inform him of the right answer...
Pff, screw it. It will remind others that he/she is at the lower end of the gene pool!
New Zealander! NEW ZEALAND!
No one gets do dis Australia's half-brother!
Anyone who does will be some of the first targets in our plan for global domination.
Working on the Taalisian Forces Armoury now.
Since they take a bit less work, I'll do basic colour schemes to them too. I emphasise: BASIC. There would be more detail done through Photoshop with paint fading and such, so don't expect a godsend.
God, Jesus, bloody hell!
SINCE WHEN DID FACEBOOK BECOME A F*CKING MOVIE INDUSTRY?!
WHO IS NEGATING MY KARMA!?
TELL ME THE LOCATION OF THEIR HOME!
I'll make B*tch kings out of them.
Vod Ka F*ck?!
Dude, you got it wrong.
There's a Lich King in WoW.
There's a Witch King LotR.
Then there's the Bitch King in GoT.
Figure out which one.
Shouldn't be hard.
Unnecessary is the only word I can use to describe this.
Psh, only pu$$ies wash hands.
Give extra immunity to all others by spreading bacteria and disease.
SPREAD THE LOVE OF NURGLE!
Black part doesn't need fixing, I think, but yes, good indeed.
This would be BF4 (looks wise) if it weren't for that problem with the animation around the wrist. Pity it has to do that.
*Remembers the movie Paul*
It's probin' time!
...Really? I mean, what he did was bad but... if he didn't kill anyone and he was not armed, he doesn't deserve death. Who knew if he even was in his right mind.
I'm Sheldon Cooper, Iron Man and Scarlett Johansson.
What is it with the Axis and metal bawxses?
I don't know. I just found it.
If I had the Necron, I'd tape a Nicholas Cage face to its staring face, that way I'm always protected.
New M9 or new enemies?
Or the EMR in your teammate's hands?
Where do I say that?
I recall Mexico only being plundered by Spain.
Spain, France, and who and who? And why?
Sure, because you use lightly armoured artillery vehicles in close quarter combat.
You mean the story behind it, or whether it magically disappeared?
Hate to ruin the party, but he was joking.
He is not retiring. He'll just keep singing and spray painting and paying hookers 'till her gets an award for his work.
In the meantime, let us continue to plot his demise. I'm thinking of creating Derp incarnate to pimp-hand his b*tch face then teabag the sh*t out of his tight little arse.
WHEN TANKS RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS, YOU KNOW WHEN MOTHER RUSSIA HAS WON!
Y U NO GIVE FEEDBACK?!
ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE!
Let the espionage begin.
Let it be bigger than the NSA scandal.
And let the PC master race drink beer and place bets.
DA, THE MOTHERLAND CALLS!
Need money for a vacation.
Need work for money.
Why not take away all the HUD? I like the idea of guessing when you're low on health and ammo, with nothing to tell you if a friend just died, and a map can be called any time when you press 'M'.
THIS is PORT VALDEZ?!
It's not Russia that's the problem. There's simply too much grey and not enough black and white (please think metaphorically).
In other words, there's not enough clear, definite information to stage a foreign intervention, if one is needed.
How many do I have to kill to make the top of the list?
Oh wait, there's no beating Stalin.
Makarov? Where are you?
LET THE TWO-HEADED WINGED BEARS FLY!!!
No, it's just called being a d*ck consultant.
This is for Winter Warfare, right? Winter = snow.
The provinces of Canada?
Sorry, in Australia we're divided into 6 states and 2 territories.
Everyone EXCEPT Poland?
The states of Canada?
But... it's Russia you're after, Mister USA, and consequential global war.
Just like you and Infinity Ward, DICE and loads of other game companies always wanted.
Just like you always wanted.
It's like a Sky Burial, but slower and with more panic.
It looks SO much better without a HUD.
Sand Beige is the colour you're describing.
Models are a bit basic though...
Hopefully they will be improved later.
Do my eyes deceive me in making me think these are better textures and lightmaps?
I haven't paid much attention to it because I was too busy installing MASSIVELY AWESOME mods to ARMA 2
Don't have it.
Practically I just see it as ARMA 2 with better graphics, more units and greater mechanics.
Seems good enough. The world domination will teach us ALL to be thankful for what we have.
Thankyou Canada, and for the record, I've never made fun of all these 'sorry' jokes, aside from one time. That's it.
My section is devoted to visualising the main character of my story that is currently 228 pages in length and over 108,000 words.
And thinking about an awesome game I'd make if I had the time, knowledge and motivation.
This is less jungle, more tundra-like. But whatever, it's good nonetheless and would probably blend in in-game.
Outdated by a long shot, isn't it?
No preview of SMAW?
Also, what has changed since V0.5?
*Pepper your Angus.
Are there other WWII tank models on the GTA SA sites that can be converted?
You want me to sketch away?
GREAT! So NOW Australia's forbidding those with small packages from entering the country? Our border policies are now becoming TOO strict.
She and her BF could have been sexting. He showed her the size she'd have to be dealing with later that night.
(CRINGING FOR INCOMING ARTILLERY ASSAULT OF BACKLASH)
Nah, Murica would be the Imperium, because if you ain't Imperium, you a potential enemy, and how do you answer potential enemies? By invading the place, or by nuking it 'till no life exists, or a weird combination of the two.
Notice how one of the Imperium's main foes is the Tau, who are Space Commie Bovines/Fish? Remind you of a certain faction that collapsed in 1991?
Frankly, please no backlash, I didn't mind watching Twilight. It was an all right movie, but to have that sort of thing carry on for three, no, four movies. No. I never watched anything beyond the first, and that was just me killing time as I was scrolling through random channels on TV.
How I feel about the majority of people whose conversations I accidentally overhear.
Little temple on the top... Christian Russians...
So go to North Korea and become Kim Jong Un's successor why don't you?
Sorry, husband, I be claimin' yo life insurance now, bitch!
The Brainy Bunch much???
...I don't get this sort of backlash. What's C&H on about?
No vietnam war inspired music?
Crazy people don't know they're crazy. Russians know they're crazy so therefor they are not crazy. Isn't that crazy?
Or are they so sane that they seen crazy? Crazy, right?
I don't know what else to say.
Someone make a smart pun or joke, please.
*Sexist comment being inserted*
LOLZ TEH GIRLZ R JUST AS BAD AT GAMZ AS THAY R @ DRIVING LOLOLOL!!!
Neither of you answered the question.
I don't. Never had a hard drive crash ever. Fc07.deviantart.net
...From where...? O_O
Everything in WWII happened due to the power-lust left from WWI, so yes, humans are the reason that most bad things happen.
I was expecting more along the lines of... Static.tumblr.com
Now you will fear every doge post on the internet, and this will prevent you and many others from liking them.
What I want to see is how they fit into Terminator suits: the arms look too far apart.
Rephrase: I must be smashingly handsome!
I like this diagram. Much more realistic proportions as opposed to most other depictions.
I can do good models in sketchup if given a lot of time. What I need is proportions.
If I were to model, however, it's best not to ask for anything too... how should I say... curvy. I mean, if you remember the 2008 Beijing Olympics Bird's Nest stadium? That sort of thing is WAY out of my area of expertise.
P.S: I've been working on the AC-V and RS-I for Winter Warfare in Google Sketchup. They just need tracks.
I have glasses and I don't get picked on.
I must be devilishly handsome!
I am not aligned with the Imperium. I am one of the lesser-known colonies of the Imperium that has succeeded from the Imperium. I was simply mocking the Imperium's attitude on many things.
I enjoy your use of puns. If I were where you are, I'd give you a pat on the head.
In Australia, it's not really the price, it's the speed.
I get lucky if I hit 600kb/s on my home's plan of... 25GB a month.
The government is using the funds from our promising Nation Broadband Network (that would change our copper phone/internet wires to fibre-optic) to scrap the Carbon Tax (which was actually a pretty good idea) and build more roads instead of upgrading public transport.
Here, we have the money, but parliament spends it in all the wrong places.
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, biatch. I WILL use a smartwatch to cheat on a test.
IT DOES NOT MATTER! IT IS A MUTANT! PURGE THE MUTANT! PURGE THE UNCLEAN!
It begins with a "T" and ends in a "roll"