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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal 22hours 4mins ago says:

Of explains?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2014, 8:59pm replied:

This is actually up to debate. Skeletal remains show defined fingers a spike-thumb, but you see fingers in any whale's skeleton where the flippers are. The skeleton of a rhino looks nothing like an actual rhine besides the head and four feet and tail.
We cannot say exactly what (the majority of) dinosaurs looked like.

+2 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2014, 8:55pm says:

To be honest, even though any thought of it by you mod developers would probably be considered heresy, I like that you stuck with Bungie's art style over 343's. Halo 4 just seemed to go too "arty" futuristic with the armours and weapons rather than 1,2, 3, ODST, and Reach, who all took a realistic approach it it.

+7 votes   media: Battle Rifle (Final Textured)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 11:41pm replied:

☭Evil-Kommie☭
You're not a very nice person and I don't like you.
*Sunglasses over over eyes*

+1 vote   media: MLG Mario
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 9:16am replied:

1v1 me Rust, scrublord! I'll rekt ur throat! I swear on me mum!

+2 votes   media: MLG Mario
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 6:07am replied:

2 spooky 100 me.

+2 votes   media: MLG Mario
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2014, 11:44pm replied:

U cry at Frozen 2 confirmed?

+2 votes   media: MLG Mario
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 8:35am replied:

I agree.
S#!T does Happens.

P.S.: TONY IS GOING TO QUICKSCOPE AUSTRALIA! VOTE SENPAI KUSH 2017 TO STOP IT! Qualifications and attack add is here: Youtube.com

+3 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 7 2014, 9:03am says:

My previous desires are satisfied, but I must say that...
Img.pandawhale.com

+2 votes   media: Russian infantry concept art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 28 2014, 5:24am says:

The cake was presented to Clint.
He didn't like it, and so escaped the tyranny that was his parents to find his true purpose in life in the Wild West, where a .45 was all that was needed to settle disputes.
Thus he became known as the Man from the East Woods.
And so the legend we know today was born.

Potato.

+9 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2014, 9:07am replied:

When did Australia secede from Britain? We're still the Commonwealth, and we still have the Governor General who can kick out the current Prime Minister and his or her party if the Monarchy so wishes.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2014, 3:43am says:

When did Australia succeed from Britain? We're still the Commonwealth, and we still have the Governor General who can kick out the current Prime Minister and his or her party if the Monarchy so wishes.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 19 2014, 5:11pm says:

Did you take inspiration from Walking With Dinosaurs with their depiction of the Utahraptor?
Also, I have to ask since I'm a modeller and animator myself, how did you manage to get the feet to be lying on a flat plain when modelling? If I didn't do that, will there be errors in the model when animating afterwards?

+1 vote   media: Tyrannosaurus rex
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2014, 5:57am replied: +2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2014, 5:46am replied:

Do you try to calm it by stroking it's head and watching movies with girls in them?

+11 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 12 2014, 3:39am replied:

If someone actually did these without them being set up, yes, yes they would be.
Unfortunately most (if not all) camera angles are too obvious to the people being trolled to be hidden.
It's a CONCEPT joke, after all. Or at least I THINK that's what it implies.

+2 votes   media: Interesting concept joke!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 5:52pm replied:

Yep. I was pointing out there was another that the OP forgot to include.

+2 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:42am replied:

I don't know. Better ask Lion King where Nala is Simba's sister.

+2 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2014, 5:24am replied:

Note how the parts are separate so they can be assembled in whatever program you proper developers use.

+2 votes   media: M5 Stuart (Version 1)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2014, 3:49am replied:

It's funny because at the time I commented there were 69 views.

+2 votes   media: Shaq fu
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2014, 3:46am says:

Well then, should I get myself some pu$$33?

+2 votes   media: Shaq fu
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2014, 4:50am replied:

So long as you have beer, you're welcome.

+1 vote   media: Shakin' 2: Generation Boogaloo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:45am says:

Well... assuming your dog is a male, all you have to do is just be a real bitch.

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 9:17pm says:

Welsh have a long, slender dragon...
Chinese have long, slender dragon in their folklore...
You don't actually think... Chinese are Welsh? Or vice versa?

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 10 2014, 5:37am says:

Looks bulky, but DAMN does it look good.

+2 votes   media: MPT-76 in service!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 10 2014, 4:24am says:

Best Photoshop I've ever seen.

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 10 2014, 4:20am replied:

"Aragorn, something is out there."
"What do you see?"
"The white medical officer approaches."
"Do not let him pull out his syringe or he will eradicate us."

+4 votes   media: The truth revealed
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2014, 8:22pm says:

Show: The Bill
Episode: Ducking Plot Twists

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2014, 9:39pm says:

You remeber how BF4 was rumoured to have a dinosaur mode?
This is beyond current Battlefield quality in every way. DICE got rekt by a single person who does this in his/her free time.

+3 votes   media: Visitor center Update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2014, 9:48am says:

This, kids, is why you should never make promises to yourself while drunk, because promises must be completed and thus they cannot be backed down from.

+1 vote   media: Name*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 4 2014, 11:37am replied:

Foolish peoples. I have no money to gib thus I am safe from his powers.
DON'T CARE FOR 1/2LIFE 3!
WHERE MAH PORTAL 3?!

+3 votes   media: Steam Winter sale aproacheth!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 4 2014, 11:33am says:

Some tanker please explain the difference between an IFV and an APC please.

+1 vote   media: marder
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2014, 9:25pm says:

How do you know your player isn't fat?
Oh, you pressed F to have a third-person view? Nah, that's not your character's actual physique; it's his PERCEPTION of himself.
How can he sprint for ages? He thought he smelled McDonald's in the air.

+8 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 24 2014, 2:32am says:

Gladly?

+1 vote   media: Some right in the childhoods
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 23 2014, 4:22am says:

Captain?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 23 2014, 4:20am says:

WHY DID THEY NOT DECIDE TO END WHAT MEL GIBSON (William Wallace in Braveheart) STARTED?!

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2014, 4:28am replied:

Enlighten me.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 22 2014, 10:23am replied:

Usain Bolt aint got nothin on dis shiz.

+4 votes   media: Track Racing
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 11 2014, 5:02am replied:

Believe.

+1 vote   media: Death to the Non-believers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 8 2014, 4:24am replied:

@Horseman
Quite.

+2 votes   media: ..Well..FIRE !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 4 2014, 8:45am says:

The national pride is strong with this one.

+9 votes   media: Victory is ours!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 27 2014, 7:37pm replied:

I should clarify that I was speaking to ppndΣ-snouıɯΘ. I apologise to John Smith and all others if there was any misinterpretation.

+1 vote   media: Europe 2014
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 27 2014, 10:13am replied:

With all due respect, that IS what seems to be happening.
Well...
East Ukrainians want to join Russia, Ukraine grants them amnesty. But the rebels don't want to join Russia without their houses. Russia is just going with the flow and smiling knowing that they may be getting more land, and supplies the rebels with weapons.
And let me just say (with fear of being kicked by admin for being serious) that it was not Russia's fault for the shooting down of MH17. Putin merely gave the separatists the means to fight - he had no authority on whom the weapons were used.

+1 vote   media: Europe 2014
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 23 2014, 7:44am says:

Intriguing variation with the front legs being more like fingers than feet.
But seriously, what modelling program do you use?

+1 vote   media: Tyrannosaurus and Triceratops finished models
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 23 2014, 7:39am replied:

You must not feel too bad.
I too hath been fooled by the temptation of less stuttering.

+3 votes   article: A Solution to Lag Problems
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 20 2014, 8:22pm replied:

Why were so many people never taught about the roman numerals? I've counted at least LVIII posts so far with this stuff.

+6 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 20 2014, 3:42am says:

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and demand something that's worth your while! Honestly, you've spent your WHOLE LIFE up until this point and all you get are some DAMN LEMONS!

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 10 2014, 11:01am replied:

May the riots commence.
And may the odds be ever in the combatants' favour.

+2 votes   media: Thanks
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 9 2014, 12:26pm replied:

Me?
No.
I would never.
But...
I do consider what would be a fitting punishment.
Like sneaking into their house at night and doing nothing - no stealing or "borrowing" - just draw this on his forehead so when he wakes up in the morning he will feel violated.
I.imgur.com

+3 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 9 2014, 12:22pm replied:

I know it's rare to have a six goal gap, but it only really hit me when Australian news translated it into AFL statistics:
In our version of football (soccer is soccer, Australian Football League is football) there are two kinds of points. A Behind scores a single point and a goal scores six. It's easier to play considering the pitch is larger and there are more players, but... the Brazil v Germany match equals to approximately a 25-30 GOAL win over the other team.
Matches here are usually down to 20-30 POINTS difference.

+3 votes   media: More Humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 3 2014, 5:13am says:

Therefore does your butt feel like it's dripping with salty tears if someone calls you a *******?

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 30 2014, 4:51am says:

Guys, it was a shock to the character, and it was supposed to be a comedy-action movie. Leave it at that.
*Jetpacks away into the sunset*

+9 votes   media: well that was unexpected...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2014, 6:22pm replied:

Look very World War II era. Not saying that they are, I'm just saying they look like the German U-boats.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 24 2014, 5:13am says:

Did anyone else need to re-read some parts of the quote to understand what Sebastian was saying?

+6 votes   media: Smile.(No Country Balls)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 24 2014, 5:11am says:

For the graduation is dark and full of joblessness.

+6 votes   media: Smile.(No Country Balls)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:47am says:

Don't the French come under the Friendly Rival box alongside Germany?

+1 vote   media: Smile :)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:45am says:

Jechtenstein? Vas is das? Please, comrades, of explainings.

+1 vote   media: Smile :)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 17 2014, 6:35pm replied:

Dude... do animals kill you for pleasure and use your skin to wipe their feet on?

+7 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2014, 9:51pm replied:

Same with... Colorado...? I think that's the name of the big state on the left, labelled Welfare Queen.

+1 vote   media: Smile or just smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 12 2014, 12:47pm says:

The problem is... this is not the actual case. We're all fairly content to leave it in the ground.

+6 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:07am replied:

I would have hugged it rather than run.

MasterofMetal used Hug!
Dinosaur is stunned into paralysis - it can't move!

+1 vote   media: GIF storm.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:02am says:

*Crosses fingers*
SPIT HIM OUT SPIT HIM OUT SPIT HIM OUT

+1 vote   media: GIF storm.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 3 2014, 10:07pm replied:

F*ck me sideways and call me a b*tch, I think that's the largest contribution anyone has ever given!

MEDAL! I DEMAND A MEDAL OF HUMOUR!

+5 votes   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2014, 9:59pm says:

This is fairly true. NZ embraced, and we oppressed.
DON'T MAKE ME A DEPRESSED SLOB WHO FEELS GUILTY WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING!

+6 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2014, 9:52pm says:

PLZ moar countryball

+4 votes   media: Smile or die trying !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 30 2014, 3:14am replied:

Just the way you like it, Dann.

+5 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 30 2014, 3:08am says:

UAE is the America of the Middle East (except it doesn't like wars too much)?

+2 votes   media: [RMX] Yup.. It's A Lion, Sls And Gallardo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 29 2014, 12:39am says:

Dear Santa...
I hope you have countermeasures on your sleigh, else all those presents are going to be mine thanks to my Stinger buddy.

+3 votes   media: Laugh.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 21 2014, 9:12am replied:

True. Money is a necessity. A necessity I could not care less for, but a necessity nonetheless.
I apologise for the seriousness of my comment. You may commence the kicking of my buttocks presently.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 11 2014, 7:33am says:

Captain? Can yuo of eksplainz zis?

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 10 2014, 8:58pm says:

No. J.J. Abrams
Wat r u doin?
J.J. Abrams
Plz
Stahp

You'll understand if you watched the new Star Treks.

+6 votes   media: Lens Flares :P
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 5 2014, 10:00pm says:

"Random AI system"? What is that?

+3 votes   media: CoD2 Red Square Massacre gameplay
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 3:47am replied:

When was this said?

+1 vote   media: GOL Sniper Magnum
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 25 2014, 8:23pm says:

Was there a purpose to the colours?

+3 votes   media: CoD2 colored smokes
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:35am says:

Needs to be bigger resolution and slower. I can only see Obama and Putin.

+5 votes   media: global fight
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:04pm replied:

I wish it was a friendly.
The guy looks too nice to be a baddie, but he is.

+3 votes   media: CoD2 uniforms - more German heads
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:47pm says:

So a planet was blown up by a single plant sperm cell?
...Intriguing.

+1 vote   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:31pm replied:

Your body is jealous.
My body is jelly.

+2 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:21pm replied:

The earth will get over it. The other species of the world won't.
But the UN did rule recently that fossil fuels will not be used by 2100. But that's a pathetic attempt, I think.

+1 vote   media: Tweet a selfie
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 12 2014, 9:20am says:

Girl, I hope your engines are primed and ready because we gonna take it to Warp 9 tonight.
Deep space is gonna be explored.

+3 votes   media: Star Trek Proposal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 5:58am says:

...I should get a gosling...

+5 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 9 2014, 4:57am replied:

By the rate of which humanity is growing more stupid, you'll be sure to meet one very soon.
Like, tomorrow soon.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 9 2014, 4:45am says:

Okay, I am Australian and this is way too soon.
20+ years, but it is still a sensitive topic.

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 8 2014, 8:05pm replied:

Problems in the script?

+2 votes   media: 2.46 Commorose
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 6 2014, 11:19am replied:

"Shouldn't we stop to help the animal we just ran over, sir?"
"We got a job to do, Private."
"But, sir, won't these images reflect badly on the company? I mean, people might think we lack a sense of compassion."
"...Private... The f*ck did I just say?"

+2 votes   media: Google
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 8:59pm says:

Um...
Where's the funniness?

+1 vote   media: Legend of Zelda (live action) trailer
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 4:28am replied:

Zombie monsters setting up a trap?
I'll grab my shotgun.
Oh wait, I'm in Australia, not America.
You're on your own, mate.

+1 vote   media: Dead Space is free!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 3 2014, 4:33am replied:

Naruto...!

+1 vote   media: True Story
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 1 2014, 5:57pm says:

Dude, why not make this the game instead?

+13 votes   media: Epic Battle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 1 2014, 5:56pm buried:

(buried)

But... but... but... Indonesia can not into spaces!
ROGUE REPUBLIC DEVS Y U NO KNOW WHAT POLAN FLAG LOOK LIKE???

-9 votes   media: A new unit revealed
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 1 2014, 9:26am says:

Give me a tutorial on how to make one of these islands PLZ!!!!
The detail! Such detail!
Seriously, my aim sometime is to make a continent called Turim eventually.

+1 vote   media: An Island
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 31 2014, 10:00pm replied:

What music is this?

+1 vote   media: Reveal Trailer for Counter Warfare: Ghost Protocol
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 29 2014, 5:23am says:

Russia laughs at your feeble attempts to create tanks.

+8 votes   media: Holding the ground
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 6:18am says:

I wonder what the photographer must have been thinking when taking this picture.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 11:27pm replied:

#NOLO

+6 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 7:12am replied:

Agreed.
Now Crimea river, bontanel.

+8 votes   media: Putin 2016
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 12:51am says:

I like it how the vehicles and soldiers (if they are added) are going to dwarf the buses and doorways.

+3 votes   media: City experiment
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 25 2014, 6:15pm replied:

I be landin' on that Ho

+3 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 25 2014, 10:30am says:

Swiggity swooty, I be lootin' ye booty!

+10 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 7:53pm replied:

It appears she's going to get a pounding. And I don't just mean the police beating her up.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

+8 votes   media: Welcome to Ukraine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 6:01pm says:

Guided missiles?

+1 vote   media: ТУ95МС
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 9:50am replied:

"Never will be".
Would you like to say that to his face, dear Murauder?
Is that a challenge you have issued?

+2 votes   media: Putin strikes... again
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 6:16am says:

Holy sheet.
But it's good for the insurgents because they have a few more days to prepare before you cut through the snow, isn't it?

+4 votes   media: Biggest enemy of the soldier: Mother Nature
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 4:47am says:

Well... It WAS Russian land before the American bought it and discovered oil... so... a referendum WOULD be legitimate...

+9 votes   media: Putin strikes... again
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 22 2014, 10:48pm says:

Probably exaggerated on the 'pluck yew' part, but otherwise seems legit.

+13 votes   media: The History of the Middle Finger
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2014, 10:48am replied:

I've never seen snow with my own eyes.
That's one thing a I want from life; to see snow.

+3 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2014, 9:02am says:

Times are tough when there's no Death Star to generate jobs.

+8 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 6:33pm says:

I like this new MEC model and textures.

+9 votes   media: Just Chillin'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 9:22am replied:

Thanks. Stupidity talking. Sorry.

+1 vote   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 6:22am says:

If you read these, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE drop a comment so I know you are interested. I want to know if I write to others' likings.

+2 votes   article: Chapter 23 - Sunshine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 16 2014, 2:45am replied:

Who doesn't?
Unless of course the person suffering dies.

+3 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 16 2014, 2:43am says:

One thing I came to the relisation of a few days ago is that Mythology was basically religion from 10,000 to 1,000 years ago, correct?
Does this mean religion is basically Mythology?
Both have their own tales of heroism and villainy, with their own morals and strange creatures.
Both include gods and demi-gods and sons of gods.
No one believes myths of Mythology now, but people believed in the myths of Mythology back then.
It would have been considered offensive to the gods of ages past if you did not believe in the stories back then. It is considered by many to be heresey if you do not believe in the stories of religion today.
Am I correct in any way?
Is Mythology extinct religion?

+1 vote   media: Revelation
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:25pm says:

rkraptor70 certainly enjoys laughing at others' expense.

+6 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:20pm replied:

Are we all sadists to like someone else's misfortune and or pain?

+13 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:07am says:

WRONG! The instructions are not correct for the last step is incorrect.
It goes as such:
Stop!
Drop!
The Bass!

+8 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 6:27pm replied:

Actually, you can be seen with suspicion by the residents of a country even if you came to that country legally.
So yes, you can still be an alien even if you are legal.

+2 votes   media: more stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 6:19pm replied:

Agreed... but...
*sneaks up to your face and hugs it*
...this is a humour site.

+4 votes   media: Tumblr gold.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 10 2014, 11:18pm says:

Invading directly after a government-crushing rebellion, however, works like a charm.
As smooth as a knife in the Crimea region.

+9 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 10:30pm replied: +6 votes   media: One Escaped
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 7 2014, 6:16pm says:

As these are relatively modern, you might want to do a plant wall on one of the sides when it's done. Eco-friendly and looks good.

+3 votes   media: More Swedish City buildings
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2014, 7:02pm replied:

*Yet

+11 votes   media: Anschluss
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 5 2014, 4:36am replied:

It's funnier because I'm in Australia and Russia takes pity on us. They've been sparing us from communism since the USSR was formed because we already have enough stuff trying to kill us down here. Even the kangaroos are dangerous.
In other words...

2 BAD 4 U SUKKAZ LOL ROFL!

+8 votes   media: Putin
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 4 2014, 4:05am says:

It is of fair Russia protects its citizens in the Crimea, but now they askings the Ukraine armies to backs down...
Pity, Russia, I thought yuo was of good guy these days.

+7 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2014, 8:37am says:

Coelophysis. My favourite.
But, providing it has the brainpower, I'd teach it about the dos and don'ts of the world rather than use a leash.

+1 vote   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 21 2014, 7:50pm says:

"And I shall call him..."
*quickly zooms in for dramatic effect as he puts his little finger up to mouth*
"...Mini Me."

+5 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 16 2014, 7:14pm says:

It was opposite for me when I played Halo: Reach on Legendary.
Seriously, that sh*t is hard, and it toughensyou up like steel for multiplayer.

+3 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 15 2014, 1:13am replied:

You went online????
PAH!
I fought bots only.

+1 vote   media: Welcome to the Steam Tagging Beta
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 14 2014, 3:29am replied:

Americans and Whermacht were the best. Panzer Elite was slightly better than the Brits.
Instead of Russians, maybe they could have done some less-remembered side of the war, like the Africa/Greece campaigns. With Australians. And Vichy French. And Italians.

+4 votes   media: Welcome to the Steam Tagging Beta
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 14 2014, 3:23am says:

THE fabled Poutine?
The genetically enhanced Canadian brother of Putin?

+4 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 12 2014, 5:29am says:

"Emperor, what should we do with these new recruits?"
"Give them elaborate clothes and send them off into battle."
"But my lord Emperor Napoleon! What about trainin-"
"DO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!"

+14 votes   media: Neapolitan Garde d'Honneur
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 9:42pm replied:

Why indeed.
Much question.

+3 votes   media: trolympics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 9:06am says:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a vegetarian,
F*ck you.

I'm not really. GIVE ME YER BACON!

+3 votes   media: Have some laughs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 9:04am says:

Anybody say the next Olympics should feature - to some degree - internet memes?
I would love to see the Trolympics come to life.

Also, why is not dodgeball an Olympic sport? I mean, as far as I know it's played worldwide and the rules rarely differ.

+3 votes   media: trolympics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 7 2014, 8:58pm says:

Just imagine:
The Hangover Part 4: There And Back Again

+1 vote   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 7 2014, 8:54pm says:

People ask how can I be so calm when I've done nothing to study for tests.
I be like:
That's my secret,
I always fail.

+11 votes   media: Attitude →
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2014, 7:09pm says:

Great. Just need to make sure the starps and other details are more proounced and there we have the base model!

+4 votes   media: Icelandic Soldier (WWII era) *W.I.P*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2014, 12:21am replied:

Why is North Ireland a tumor on America?

+1 vote   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 4 2014, 7:29pm replied:

My finest hour was in my Panzer III/IV.
I wiped out five tanks while I was nearly dead. Survived and won the game.
I miss my III/IV. I should never have gone up any tiers.

+1 vote   media: Normal World of Tanks Team
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 4 2014, 7:25pm replied:

What country, or flag, is that?

+1 vote   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 3:39am says:

Could someone please explain? I do not know why Latvia abandons the gold and diamonds and oil. Though it is good he avoided the oil because he can now use cleaner energy sources like the Sun.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 3:31am says:

If this be a drunken brawl, where be the Irelandball and Scotlandball?

+6 votes   media: Czechball takeover
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 3:57am says:

Loses a fight to Canadians and nobody bats an eye.
Loses a fight to Vietnamese and everyone loses their minds.
Double standards everywhere!

+8 votes   media: Scumbag 'Murica
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 3:54am says:

China and Australia are compatible.
...Does this mean we're... What does it mean?

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2014, 1:51am says:

What's the deal with Germany and Turkey? Do they have some unheard of feud?

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2014, 1:50am replied:

I'd say these are deadlier than the missiles themselves.

+7 votes   media: Load The Redshirts
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 2:13am says:

Now I'm always going to see Russiaball as Sovietball wearing a sweater.
DAMMIT COUNTRY BALLS!

+12 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 2:11am says:

They're done dirt cheap, but they're done effectively.
You can't argue with quality dirt like that.

+5 votes   media: Name*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 16 2014, 7:52am says:

Who are these people and what are they doing?
G3A7 I think is the gun the front man is carrying.

+2 votes   media: 1996 Rejgar/Tove Mountain Operation unseen photos!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:10pm says:

But, Canada... there's the Winter Olympics, and your chance to demonstrate your superior hunting skills by hunting for foreign athletes.

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 3:42am says:

What? Can you blame them?
THEY ARE DOING A GOOD DEED.
They're reducing the number of humans on this planet, thereby reducing the number of potential ********, and reducing overpopulation in the meantime.

+11 votes   media: More Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 8:29am replied:

You see Australia crying in the top panel?
It is because we are sad they do not take you seriously.
Someday, little brother, someday this will be a reality.
North Korea can say it has the most nukes, but we brothers in arms can most proudly say we have the most sheep.
Who will be scared then, we wonder?
AUSTRANEWZEALANDLAND FOR THE WIN!

+6 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 12:50am replied:

This is my answer to 'Do you believe in God?':
I am open to the idea that in that darkly infinite expanse up there, there may be an almighty being controlling the strings of fate, and I would praise and commend him/her/it for its marvelous work if I saw proof. But the more I learn about this world and this universe, the more I find it less likely to be the case.

+1 vote   media: Dump
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:52am says:

Yes yes yes, ouwa powa wheel be felt froo-out histowy! Dey wheel wememba dis day froo de ages as de day ouwa soopeereeor nooks maid de summa skai turn brack!
It aww began wiv ouwa bwainwashing experiments on Dennis Wodman, which haf been sooksesfoo. Soon aww wheel ruv us! And feear us!

+1 vote   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2014, 4:23am replied:

Just tell him dem Syrians have the puck, then BOOM! The civil war will be over and Canada will finally have fulfilled its dream of (partial) world domination.
My work here is done.

+9 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 8:57am replied:

One extra continent so far. Yet to name any places or design any cities. Might need to get back to my house and help. With Dan and Evan maybe, if they'd be willing.

+1 vote   media: Taalisian Forces Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 7 2014, 6:53pm says:

You don't want to know how long it took for me to make the scope.

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 4:58am replied:

I'm going to test it with the dinosaurs... BRB!

+5 votes   media: He's a hero!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 2 2014, 7:16pm says:

About darn time we caught up to BF4!
In terms of looks, not gameplay. Bloody CoD ripoff.

+2 votes   media: New HD Static Object Textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 7:54am replied:

And vodka, don't forget vodka.

+15 votes   media: Survive the new Year!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 30 2013, 12:47am replied:

One that shall never be created. We just keep talking about it and never do anything.

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 30 2013, 12:06am replied:

I can't do grips, however, as you can see the grip there is flat.

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 28 2013, 10:26am says:

Psh. Easy, this one.
Miley Cyrus' most recent music video, 'Adore You'.

+6 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 23 2013, 5:04pm replied:

Por che no los dos?

+2 votes   media: Merry Christmas !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 21 2013, 7:30pm says:

@ElfFriend
That's black.

+7 votes   media: An Old Indian Saying
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 9:55am says:

These... THINGS (if that's the right word)... are getting scarier than a Slenderman-Pedobear hybrid.

+5 votes   media: C&H - Book Report
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 3:25am says:

Damn, man. Switzerland must be the head of the EU, otherwise how else would the majority of civilians have Lamborghinis?

+17 votes   media: Petrol station
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 18 2013, 7:29am replied:

Further explanation needed.

+7 votes   media: Canadian Ammo, Stroganoff and Maximum Murica
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2013, 7:02pm says:

I'm Australian. What is the mythical weapon you speak of?

+8 votes   media: Canadian Ammo, Stroganoff and Maximum Murica
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 7:58pm replied:

You mean they're FROM BF2142 or this IS BF2142

+2 votes   media: Battle for Nuuk Preview (W.I.P)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 5:31pm replied:

Yes, yes, let the lack of logic flow through you.

+2 votes   media: MiG-29 (reskin)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 5:29pm replied:

They aren't vanilla, are they?

+1 vote   media: Battle for Nuuk Preview (W.I.P)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 6:45am replied:

Elaborate? I'm only up to date with current conflicts.

+1 vote   media: Soul Drinkers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 5:44am says:

Let Snowden be. He's a good person, in my opinion.
Besides, by now he's probably been through all the pubs in Moscow and forgotten all the secrets.

+9 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:38am says:

NOPE.
NOPE.
NOPE x infinity.

You rebelled. You don't deserve forgiveness.

+9 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2013, 11:00pm replied:

In moderation, yes they're okay, but never in a dump. NEVER PUT A LOAD OF DOGE IMAGES IN A DUMP.

+5 votes   media: Skyrim
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2013, 5:39pm replied:

(Read this in an American Hillbilly voice)

Oh yeah! Dem animals are gonna make him squeal like a pig!

+4 votes   media: wut
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2013, 3:43am replied:

No. Death is too easy.
I have the solution:

Sharpen the edges of Lego bricks and stick the sharp sides up, then make him walk a kilometre/mile across them.

+12 votes   media: wut
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 8:40am says:

TyXo, I was born and raised here.

+7 votes   media: The small package
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 4:51am replied:

And the MEC to some terrorist cell, is that it?
Or are you converting them to Iraq?

+2 votes   media: HJ Otokar Cobra AWESOMENESS!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 6:56am says:

I see only colourful rainbows and curious lines. And I'm not on LSD or any other narcotic.

+3 votes   media: PS2 Bard's Tale
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 6:50am says:

@AK151

ORLY?
Last I heard it you people were neck deep in pornography and zoophilia. By all the evidence I gathered, you, and your fellow group members here, would WANT to watch this fight rather than walk away from the opportunity the momentous occasion grants.

+7 votes   media: Hat-off 3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 6:42am replied:

Demon from Pipryat probably could.
I'd like to see this take place of the Vodnik for the MEC.

+2 votes   media: HJ Otokar Cobra AWESOMENESS!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 23 2013, 7:29pm says:

That's ONE way to kill a grammar Nazi.

+6 votes   media: Death of a Grammar Nazi
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 23 2013, 5:02am says:

You can't update the engine as far as I'm aware.

+2 votes   mod: Devils conflict
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 23 2013, 5:00am replied:

Are you saying packaging foam is just as delicious as popcorn?
Hmm.
Might have to try some for myself.

+2 votes   media: People Caught Having Fun at Work
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 7:15pm says:

More smoke than flash, please.

+1 vote   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:39pm replied:

Packaging foam, not popcorn.

+9 votes   media: People Caught Having Fun at Work
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:33pm replied:

Replace the bomb with vodka.
Replace shield with T-90.
Replace two-headed eagle with two-headed winged bear

+5 votes   media: Russian Imperial Aquilla
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 5:26pm replied:

A US soldier was left behind during a retreat. There was a German soldier standing guard ahead. To avoid detection, he was forced to slit the man's throat. He vomited later, only he had to sink his head into a muddy crated hole to hide the sound.

A ship in the Pacific was sunk by the Japanese in a naval battle. A group of survivors had to cling to a raft of salvaged deck wood to stay afloat. Slowly, one by one, they grew too tired and drowned, or were taken by sharks, without warning.

Japanese POW camps.

WWI.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Syria.

Don't tell me to dread life. Don't get me wrong, I'm a pessimist, but I know to be thankful for what I have.

+10 votes   media: posters
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 5:18pm replied:

I remember Live and Reloaded. It was like the whole freaking world was on drugs to some degree.

+1 vote   media: rest
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 9:36pm replied:

Providing you can reach from the United States, yes.

+1 vote   media: something nice
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 3:06am says:

Where will they be featured?

+2 votes   media: CoD2 new weapons update (FG42)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 12 2013, 5:07pm says:

This does not look like BF2 anymore... The modelling and textures are too good.
DO NOT RUIN THIS WITH A HUD!

+12 votes   media: something nice
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2013, 3:56am replied:

SO YOU ARE ALL ZOOPHILIACS!?
I THOUGHT I WAS POSTING ON A GROUP FOR LOLS AND GAGS, NOT SEX!

+5 votes   media: I heard you like Greek Mythology
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 10 2013, 9:58am replied:

Greeks must have really loved their... ahem... sexual pass-times/hobbies...
Why in the hell were there so many women/men having sex with wild animals anyway? AND WHY WERE THE WILD ANIMALS JUST AS DESPERATE AS THE HUMANS?!
It's like the whole Greek mythology is just one huge compilation of zoophiliac stories to some degree.

+4 votes   media: Dammit Zeus, Cut That Crap Out!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 10 2013, 9:53am replied:

Stabbing each other in the eye in the process?

+6 votes   media: some funnies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2013, 9:38am replied:

No idea where "doge" came from. It just... was there... No idea, honestly.

+5 votes   media: Much Such-ness
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 4:56am says:

.........This is Cyanide to the eyes! Not happiness!

+5 votes   media: Even More C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:29am says:

How?

+1 vote   media: BF2+ custom shaders
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 2 2013, 11:12am says:

If you can't ensure the livelihood of Sint Maarten, I have a story-based mod idea. Somewhere in my blog section.

+1 vote   media: Coming soon...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2013, 9:17am replied:

Teach me, fellow comrade.

+2 votes   media: DKOK and TAU
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2013, 9:08am says:

World War Z 2?
28 Days Later?
28 Weeks Later?

+1 vote   media: C&H :play charades
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:24am says:

WHEN WILL THIS BECOME A MOVIE?!

+5 votes   media: C&H: Reunion
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:14am replied:

I'm afraid of where it may or may not be...

+9 votes   media: C&H: vibrate
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:10am says:

JUST HAND THESE MODELS OUT TO THE PUBLIC ALREADY!

+1 vote   media: BF3 AH-1Z Viper in BF2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:08am says:

Why not use MARPAT transitional camouflage?

+1 vote   media: USMC Texture Idea
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:00am says:

A beachhead six miles wide and deep by the end of the day?

*Puts on sunglasses and pulls out a Walther*

NOT TODAY

+1 vote   media: Gold Beach
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 27 2013, 11:13am says:

In which file do I use the tweaks?

+1 vote   media: BF3 AH-1Z Viper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2013, 6:03pm replied:

Maybe it's because you didn't walk into a club and say waddup I got... you know what.

+2 votes   media: In a World of Derp
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 22 2013, 5:57am says:

Is it possible to implement it on the Vodnik?

+2 votes   media: CROWS System
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2013, 9:29am replied:

Adapt and overcome, biatch!

+2 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia . . .
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 9:55am replied:

Why do people want to kill and burn for fun?

+1 vote   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 4:23am says:

The stupidity is strong with this one.

+15 votes   media: random pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 15 2013, 6:25pm says:

Anything FH2 is artistic.

+4 votes   media: Fh2 Gazala - Artistic Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 13 2013, 7:07pm replied:

You can see the same tech used in buses and cars.

+2 votes   article: Chapter 17 - Scars and Bones
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 11 2013, 5:50am says:

I made a few sketches of fictional guns. I was planning to use them in a game I would create in the impossible future. Could use them for a more 'modern' Icelandic army. Based off real-life guns (because what isn't nowadays).
You want to see them?

+1 vote   media: ICM-3 'Grease Gun'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2013, 11:34pm replied:

Native Americans? Make that 230 years, give or take?

+2 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2013, 8:43am replied:

I feel sad now...
Went through all that horror only to be killed by a Space Marine because it survived?

+1 vote   media: Avatar of Khaine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2013, 8:40am replied:

They had MK VII armour before the heresy?

+1 vote   media: Space Marines
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2013, 8:35am says:

You know you have modded Warhammer 40k too far when... Wait. YOU CAN NEVER MOD IT FAR ENOUGH!

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 9:02pm replied:

You really had him Putin his place.

+2 votes   media: Puntastic
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 5 2013, 8:01am says:

Modify the damage to a two-shot kill maximum. Ordinarily it's four shots.

+3 votes   media: M110
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 3 2013, 4:02am replied:

Pre-Heresy armour would look different. This is post-heresy.

+1 vote   media: Space Marines
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 3 2013, 4:01am says:

What happens when the ninjas are Necron Wraiths or Warp Spiders?

+1 vote   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 3 2013, 3:59am says:

Imagine our world's history played out by orks.

+3 votes   media: Warboss Lincoln
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2013, 11:23pm says:

What is this Marine's chapter? He looks like a non-converted Alpha Legionnaire.

+1 vote   media: Space Marines
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2013, 8:13pm replied:

But then would they correctly remember how to operate the comms system to report their findings?

+2 votes   media: Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2013, 8:11pm replied:

Certainly nothing to do with the fact that they think hunting is something to do for fun and is a bonding experience or that they almost have more guns than people or that only 55% know the sun is a star.

+2 votes   media: Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2013, 7:16am replied:

Only to have an unfortunate accident with the sun.

+4 votes   media: Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 27 2013, 12:32pm replied:

False. This is merely a simulation. In a simulation rules cannot be broken, only bent. There is no glitch nor is there any breaking of rules. This, Neo, is a master of The Matrix.

+14 votes   media: p4f
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 24 2013, 7:52am replied:

Yes, use G3 instead of FAL. Those are more common. Al you would need is to retuxture it to a black instead of green.

+1 vote   article: Kits/Loadouts
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 9:33am replied: +1 vote   media: The Imperium of Man
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 1:09am replied:

G3A7 should be your favorite actually; redesigned and made in Turkey.

+2 votes   article: New Kits for factions (Supplies, Gunner and Specialist)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 19 2013, 7:08am replied:

Warhound! I have had Warhound battles in this game thanks to mods! Part of my life is now complete.

+2 votes   media: Death to Xenos! (And everyone else)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2013, 12:18am replied:

No racism intended!

+1 vote   media: Mods are asleep
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2013, 12:06am says:

Black Magic? It's a good thing... we're all white.
YEEEEAAAAAH!
(Except Salamanders)

+1 vote   media: Mods are asleep
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 15 2013, 9:46pm says:

Da boyz ah gunna hav fun orkyin dis shoota platform up!

+1 vote   media: So many guns!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 9:28pm says:

Where did the AMs come from?

+1 vote   media: Angry Marines are just Lovely.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 9:27pm replied:

Yet they are so expendable.

+1 vote   media: No surrender
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 10:22am says:

Note the long-haired Lunar Wolf, I think he is, pimp-handing the white and green space marine's helmet in?
Make me wonder why power fists were needed if that was all it took.

+1 vote   media: More stuff!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 5:10am replied:

In fact, you could make a heap of weapons as optionals, but only use a uniform amount.

+1 vote   article: Kits/Loadouts
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 12 2013, 4:08am replied:

I fail to see how it would involve them. Over half the countries planned would have nothing to do with the original combatants - USA, Kazakhstan, and Russia.

+1 vote   article: Something that might be in the mod.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 12 2013, 12:37am replied:

Use G3 until such a time, or use G3 as replacer.

+1 vote   article: Kits/Loadouts
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2013, 10:09pm replied:

I wish I could save you, but I'm on another planet, away from the Imperium.

+1 vote   media: Have some Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2013, 10:02pm replied:

Pity he had to kill you.

+1 vote   media: Horus & Sanguinius
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2013, 9:58pm replied:

Nothing short thereof.
I must admit, the Tau make some relatively realistic battlesuits.

+1 vote   media: Tau XV107 R'varna Battlesuit
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2013, 9:38am says:

My opinion: make the factions a bit more 'uniform'; organised. All weapons listed are with the time frame of this war and would be widely available by the outbreak. Uzis and Mac-10s would use both hands.

CAFU:
SpecOps - Machete/M1911/Mac-10/M67 Grenade/Timed Explosives
Sniper - Machete/M1911/M40/M67 Grenade/M18 Claymore
Soldier - Bayonet/M1911/M16A2/Grenade Launcher
Support - Machete/M1911/M60E3/M67 Grenade/Ammo
Engineer - Bayonet/M1911/FN FAL/M67 Grenade/AT Mine/Wrench
Medic - Bayonet/M1911/M16A2/M67 Grenade/Medipack/Needle (revive)
AT - Machete/M1911/FN FAL/M72 LAW

PLACA:
SpecOps - Machete/Makarov/Uzi/F1 Grenade/Timed Explosives
Sniper - Machete/Makarov/Dragunov SVD/F1 Grenade/MON-50
Soldier - Bayonet/Makarov/AK-74/Grenade Launcher
Support - Machete/Makarov/RPK-74/F1 Grenade/Ammo
Engineer - Bayonet/Makarov/AK-74U/F1 Grenade/AT Mines/Wrench
Medic - Bayonet/Makarov/AK-74/F1 Grenade/Medipack/Needle (revive)
AT - Machete/Makarov/AK-74U/RPG-7

+1 vote   article: Kits/Loadouts
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 9 2013, 5:39pm says:

Was I the only one here who thought about stripper videos when I saw the update 'stripper clips'?

+13 votes   media: CoD2 stripper clips
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 7 2013, 10:52am replied:

I agree. MOAR!

+1 vote   article: Chapter 15 - A Loose End
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 2 2013, 9:02am says:

Am I mad?
Youtube.com

+1 vote   media: u mad bro ? :D
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 1 2013, 8:04pm replied:

You realise how wrong that sounded?

+2 votes   media: Arctic Texture RPG-7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 1 2013, 6:09am says:

Possible to convert PR maps to vanilla BF2? I've been searching for a truly urban map for a long while.

+3 votes   media: Khamisiyah Map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 27 2013, 9:31am says:

It's a repost. But last time, we deduced that the Minotaurs are heretics. They would have used the catch-phrase "Space Marines, tonight we dine in hell!" somewhere along the line. 'Hell' in 40k is the Warp, therefore, the Minotaurs dine in the Warp, therefore they are heretics for eating warpish food.

+2 votes   media: Asterion Moloc
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 27 2013, 4:56am says:

PREDATOR was here.

+2 votes   media: some WTF moments for BF3 !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 25 2013, 4:45am replied:

The Chaos Marines must have forgot about the skulls for a long while; I don't see a single one.

+1 vote   media: Random
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 23 2013, 8:01am replied:

Is there something wrong? Really, is there?

+1 vote   media: random Crysis 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 22 2013, 8:45pm says:

Guess what. I PLAYED ON XBOX. SUKAZ!

+1 vote   media: random Crysis 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 22 2013, 7:17am says:

This game be...?

+1 vote   media: Now for the Italians.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 20 2013, 9:44am says:

The Marine must have accidentally taken a peek underneath. It was reported his last words were:
"MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY BURN! OH MY EMPEROR THEY BURN! HERESY! HERESY IN IT'S PUREST FORM! MY EYES!"

+3 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 19 2013, 4:34am says:

Is it heresy to the Mechanicus to super-size existing vehicles? Those sentinels are Titan-sized by my guess.

+4 votes   media: new pics 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 13 2013, 1:51am says:

"Dude, you gotta try this weed man. Them Iraqi locals said it makes you feel good, they weren't lyin', now I think I'm in a war!"

+4 votes   media: dat soldier
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 13 2013, 1:47am says:

I know this map. I wished I could play it in singleplayer.

+3 votes   media: Fh2 Custom Map needs Bot-Support
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 8 2013, 2:13am replied:

That's the general idea.

+2 votes   media: zombies ! zombies everywhere !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 4 2013, 10:42am says:

All the nations that would be in the Turan Federation if ther ever was one formed?

+3 votes   media: Turan kurulmalı.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 3 2013, 11:59am says:

Just walkin' like a sir who doesn't give a damn about the world as he paces along the beaches in front of an aircraft carrier that's carrying several aircraft that are launchin' bombing runs on the very same beach to kill the MEC who are tryin' to stop this man from walkin' like a sir who doesn't give a damn about the world as he paces along the beaches in front of an aircraft carrier that's aircraft are launchin' boming runs along the very same beach to kill the MEC who are tryin' to stop this man from walkin' like a sir who doesn't give a damn about the world...

+14 votes   media: waiting for patch *derp*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 1 2013, 8:35am says:

Western Australian here!

+3 votes   member: mickLMZR
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 31 2013, 4:50am says:

I agree with Chompster on the Pre-Heresy things.
But, really? I thought the wanting for AI-controlled machines died out long ago with the rumours of the Men of Iron?

+1 vote   media: Mechanicus Castellax Battle Automata
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 30 2013, 12:32am replied:

Alas, poor Heavy, I knew you well. Too...*sniff*...too well...*breaks into tears*

+1 vote   media: Object 279
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 30 2013, 12:14am says:

Those squats look cute!
...But then again that would have been the last words of about a million female guardsmen...

-1 votes   media: Squiggly meal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 8:10pm replied:

Damn you and yer avatar switchin'

+5 votes   media: just a taste testin of what i can do 3d
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 9:14am replied:

I know it's Command and Conquer. C'mon, cut me some slack. Or chuck me the bones of some slack... or give me an atom of slack. A cookie would do too...

+2 votes   media: Tiberium Conversion
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 8:58am buried:

(buried)

Well... considering that the M1 Abrams basically has every requirement ticked, it'd only be natural for other nations adopt it, or create similar versions.

-18 votes   media: char Leclerc
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 4:53am replied:

Make dance, not love.

+2 votes   media: randomfield.....
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2013, 8:23pm says:

OMG MINI BOBA FETTS!

+1 vote   media: Tiberium Conversion
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2013, 4:29am says:

BF2/FH2? Dodge-dart.org

+1 vote   media: FH2 + enb
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2013, 12:31pm replied:

But why do they want this guy, and others, in prison?

+3 votes   media: This man...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2013, 1:41am says:

Wait... AKP and PKK? Who are they? They want to get rid of Turkey? What's all this about? And why do they want this guy in prison?

+2 votes   media: This man...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2013, 1:36am says:

OH! I didn't know what I was looking for until Dan pointed it out!
I'm liking the new lightmap in... Karkand? Is it?

+1 vote   media: Do you even frog?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 24 2013, 9:39am replied:

Medal, not rank.

+3 votes   article: Awards won by Mustafa Kemal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 24 2013, 9:35am replied:

"Move it you french twot, I'm trying to look heroic here!"

+4 votes   media: Quest: Finding Mustafa Kemal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 23 2013, 9:53am replied:

Knocked him cold.

+2 votes   media: Happened in Australia this year
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 23 2013, 9:28am says:

Custom map, metinks?

+3 votes   media: AC-130 Spectre, First Light Map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 22 2013, 8:14pm replied:

Or devastation, if you're the MEC.

+3 votes   media: AC-130 Spectre, First Light Map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 22 2013, 4:55am replied:

Let me get it straight. Is he the one whose face is covered by the arm or the one in the space between the man's head and his arm?

+3 votes   media: Quest: Finding Mustafa Kemal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 21 2013, 7:12pm replied:

Why did I have a feeling?
If Mustafa was looking for a glorified image there, he was phototrolled old school style.

+3 votes   media: Quest: Finding Mustafa Kemal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2013, 9:31am replied:

By dying.
Apparently one of the only things guardsmen are good for...
How I long for Chuck Norris's shrine to be rediscovered in the 41st Millenium and for the Imperium to resurrect him.

0 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 18 2013, 8:16am says:

Brilliant, but it's an ENB... My Mac may not be able to handle the huge advancement.

+2 votes   media: SOW2.0 + ENB
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 18 2013, 7:00am replied:

So what did he die from, Miss Matou?

+2 votes   media: One of my few regrets.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 17 2013, 5:29am replied:

Is this the fabled guardsman who lunged out at Horus?

+1 vote   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 17 2013, 5:27am replied:

What were those drone things based off? They must have been built around something.

+1 vote   media: Lord of Pestilence
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 17 2013, 5:25am says:

Let me be a psychologist for now.
Tell me, Miss Matou, what did you fail to protect your uncle from?

+4 votes   media: One of my few regrets.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 16 2013, 3:06am says:

Again, what is this for? Are you making soldier models for BF2 or some other game from scratch?

+1 vote   media: final glove texture
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 8:45pm replied:

I'd buy it.

+3 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 8:41pm replied:

THE MEHREN IS EH HERETEC!

+8 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 14 2013, 4:00am says:

What is the highest honour Turkey could bestow in Mustafa's time?

+4 votes   article: Awards won by Mustafa Kemal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 13 2013, 4:58am says:

SOLAR PANELS
European Union - Saving the world in more than one way!

+10 votes   media: EU Command Center concept
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 12 2013, 8:49am replied:

True, true, I am sorry, master.

+1 vote   media: More Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2013, 9:12pm replied:

B*tch please. Do you know where I am, Imperial scumbags?

-1 votes   media: More Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2013, 10:27am replied:

The followers of Tzench have got it right, actually. We, and everything around us, are all made up of the dust of dying stars. Were it not for the atomic furnaces of stars, none of us would exist.

+2 votes   media: More Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 10 2013, 3:15am says:

Yo, Spartans, WTF happened to your snipers and assault rifles and rocket launchers?
One thing's for certain, these guys ain't any Noble Team.

+5 votes   media: Chaos Marine defeating Halo Spartans
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2013, 8:37pm replied:

I thank you.

+3 votes   media: Alma
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2013, 7:44pm says:

I can just hear The Noob now.
"PROMOTED! PROMOOOOTED!"

+3 votes   media: Colonel 100 by repair tool !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2013, 8:59am replied:

I volunteer as Tribute...!

+1 vote   article: Beta Testers for Arctic Warfare Version 0.3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2013, 2:27am says:

I see a Chaos Marine tainted by Necrons

+2 votes   media: pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2013, 11:31am replied:

President: "WTF IS DIS SH*T!? I spent, what, 3 million dollars on that fricking UAV and all it delivers is some crappy photo of the combat zone without surrounding detail! How the hell are we supposed to take over the world with this junk?"

+6 votes   media: In-Game map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2013, 3:54am says:

I volunteer!

+4 votes   article: Beta Testers for Arctic Warfare Version 0.3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 4 2013, 9:05am says:

Hand is the only thing that looks out of place. Will you be able to find the time in the future to re-work them?

+3 votes   media: F1 Grenade In-game
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 4 2013, 3:00am says:

"I used to be a zombie like... no... I used to be alive like... gah... I... no... WTF GAH!!!!!! Whatever I'm dead."

+2 votes   media: Runner
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 1 2013, 8:11pm says:

The Aussie reply to the Priest.

+1 vote   media: Yeramba
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2013, 4:12am replied:

I am not a man of religion.
And in that case, we must be thankful there are, and have been, men and women who have conquered those sins throughout our history. Mustafa Khemal Ataturk, for instance.

+1 vote   article: Guns
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2013, 7:45pm replied:

Then if we keep to violence and greed, perhaps we are doomed to fail as a civilisation.

+1 vote   article: Guns
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2013, 5:47pm replied:

True true. So what do we do?

+1 vote   article: Guns
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2013, 9:51am replied:

There is too much bureaucracy in this world.

+1 vote   article: Guns
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2013, 3:39am replied:

But in my mind, there should be a limit to the amount one can have, and a restriction on what can be bought (as I said before, assault rifles).

+1 vote   article: Guns
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2013, 4:55am says:

Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that the Abrams would be a bit too valuable to the UN to just be forgotten about and left behind.

+1 vote   article: Possible Equipment for each faction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 21 2013, 11:24am says:

Despite BF3 being more 'up to date', I think that Bad Company 2 is better in terms of looks

+4 votes   media: BFBC2 some SP
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2013, 4:42am replied:

At the time you play the map, the fire of the forest has died down to minor fires and smouldering trees. This way we could recycle the huge smoke effects in BF2 on Operation Smoke Screen. It would really make for an awesome spectacle on the battlefield seeing loads of troops pour out from the blackness. As a defender, you have no idea where the enemy is until they clear the flames.

+2 votes   media: Map Idea: Operation 'Fire Feet'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 16 2013, 8:12pm says:

Hmm, I love the smell of a box of C4 in my face in the morning.

+3 votes   media: random lols
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 15 2013, 9:36am says:

Pilot after crash: "DAMMIT BRIAN! I told you we were running low on fuel!"

+3 votes   media: Final look of Telemark
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2013, 7:35pm replied:

Could do with a few model improvements, but other than that, well done!

+4 votes   media: Abakan AN-94
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 8 2013, 11:04am replied:

Hooray!
But what's with the phasing through with the weapon model?
And what of tanks and stuff like that that are custom made from CAT studios?

+4 votes   media: Ak-5 New Animations
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 8 2013, 7:28am replied:

Just need updated textures and I think it's good to go/

+3 votes   media: New Automatkarbin-5!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2013, 4:13am says:

...Er... Only in America!

+2 votes   media: Wtf....?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2013, 9:38am replied:

...they be dyin'

+9 votes   media: IG
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 4 2013, 11:15am says:

Why choose a hammer but not a fist?
¿Por qué no las dos?
AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

+2 votes   media: More 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 4 2013, 11:07am says:

Explain to me exactly how zombies are supposed to win if you have that SoaB on your side?

+2 votes   media: Easter-egg tank in FH2:Zombies!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2013, 8:46pm replied:

Too much of a challenge?

+2 votes   media: Global Storm v0.5 Gameplay
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2013, 9:58am says:

Tell me, Foxfort, have you ever considered taking on the challenge of creating reflections in jeep side mirrors and sniper scopes?

+1 vote   media: Global Storm v0.5 Gameplay
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 31 2013, 10:59am replied:

Now if only you could make those screened graphs change with speed or hull integrity...

+4 votes   media: 0.21 Patch Work In Progress Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 31 2013, 6:37am replied:

So you like this simplified version? Keep in mind this is really to make the tank a little less of a target and to shorten development time.

+2 votes   media: New turret for RS-I. Yay or Nay?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 29 2013, 8:20pm replied:

But exactly how effective have you been taking down a jet with machine guns?

+5 votes   media: Insurgent Anti-Air
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 29 2013, 10:39am replied:

So, yeah, typically in most cases during the Pacific war, all the Japanese needed was a tracked vehicle with armour thick enough to stop a bullet and machine guns, maybe a howitzer of some kind to clear out emplacements.

+2 votes   media: Type 95 "Ha-Go"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 29 2013, 2:12am replied:

With the sound effect "What the fu- BOOOOOOOOM!"

+2 votes   media: Chuck Norris Billboard
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 22 2013, 5:18am says:

If this guy was the assault class, wouldn't it be logical to assume - as he is supposed to be the main class and on the front line - that he would have a helmet and more gear rather than just a cap?

+3 votes   media: Finland Medic/Assault Class
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 20 2013, 10:04am replied:

Red in winter? Seems legit.

+2 votes   media: EC365 Crimson Camo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 19 2013, 9:12am replied:

That's precisely it, it would be nice to have the first option, but it is just too difficult. Maybe once all is done it could be worked on, but not now.

+2 votes   media: Finnish Sniper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 19 2013, 5:11am replied:

I've already said this to Battlebro in person, but I think I should say it to everyone else. If BB19's sketches do become the German classes, then something extreme or difficult would need to happen. The soldiers there have scarfs, and thus the extreme thing would be to add flowing and reacting physics to them. That would require a LOT of coding. The difficult thing to do would be to model them onto the soldier meshes.
Just saying.

+2 votes   media: Finnish Sniper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 16 2013, 10:20pm replied:

Maybe.
I'm not saying it will include it, but how do you feel about a four-tracked tank? That way the weight of the tank can be spread out on ice rather than focused on two spots.

+1 vote   media: AC V Super Sentinel
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 15 2013, 11:20pm replied:

Oh thank god you like it.
I will soon be doing the RS-1 medium tank, I will try to make it look as unique as possible as it is designed and built in your home country, Magnus.

+2 votes   media: AC V Super Sentinel
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 13 2013, 5:16am replied:

Dammit I offended 100 million people just then.
I am truly sorry all other Star Trek Voyager fans.

+2 votes   media: M16a4 Eotech
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2013, 11:04pm replied:

FALSE
There is no limit to the universe.

+1 vote   media: This sky is better ?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2013, 8:49am replied:

Based on M3 Lee chassis, made early war. It would be too outdated anyway, and it was only used in training exercises.

+1 vote   media: Winterized M2HB (Browning 50 .cal)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 10 2013, 8:31pm replied:

Actually, why can't there be a remake of Caspian Border?

+4 votes   media: Op. road rage
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 8 2013, 8:14pm says:

For the revive, use a syringe. Acts like a shockpaddle, but once the thing is used make an animation where you jab it into a glass jar with paper (or some other thin material) covering the top, take out some medicine (that would obviously take away pain [because dead soldiers are whimps!]), toss away the jar, and badabing badaboom; revived soldier.

+2 votes   article: Possible kits for each German and Japanese Faction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 6 2013, 1:01pm replied:

Just remember, there are limits. Soldiers are okay, vehicles, keep it realistic with those please.

+1 vote   media: EC365 Crimson Camo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 6 2013, 12:58pm says:

No neutral flags?

+2 votes   media: Longyearbyen Map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 6 2013, 12:22pm replied:

Yeah well, I... can't think of a comeback.

+2 votes   media: Me
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 6 2013, 11:27am replied:

Thankyou my Swedish friend with an avatar of an African in North Korean hat on a Russian... flag... you have got your nationality confused.

+1 vote   media: Me
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 4 2013, 12:27pm replied:

South, I presume?

-2 votes   mod: Korean Crisis 2013
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 29 2013, 8:41pm replied:

I'm sorry Mr Collective, I was told to bring this fatal dose of individuality to you, courtesy of Captain Catherine Jane Way.

+2 votes   media: M16a4 Eotech
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 29 2013, 8:36pm says:

Please, you do realise not everything has to have scopes and sights.

+3 votes   media: Scar L with Eotech
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 29 2013, 9:59am replied:

If you do, please make it a high-res burnt metal texture, I hate the vanilla black stain destroyed vehicle texture.

+4 votes   media: Second Battle of Lennigrad 1946-1947
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 27 2013, 11:28pm says:

I spy with my little eye a new MEC skin?

+1 vote   media: PKP v3 and Hk G3 Sniper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 26 2013, 9:53am replied:

The man's the f*cking devil, you think that's gonna be enough?

+1 vote   media: Darth Maul
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 24 2013, 5:21am says:

How are they with bugs, though?

0 votes   article: Artillery In Singleplayer
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2013, 3:04am replied:

Perhaps instead it could circle around a target, one side always facing it, the other side facing outwards the counter an assault from the other side. It would behave like a Spectre when attacking, just without the big guns.

+2 votes   media: NATO UH-60 "Black Hawk"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 9 2013, 5:11am says:

Please don't make Russia be pit against the US. There's been too much of that 'the cold war is still on' stuff lately.

+1 vote   article: Crashes....
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 6 2013, 7:26am says:

I must appologise for the continuous paragraphing, something went wrong when copying from Word, I guess.

+1 vote   article: Alma
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 5 2013, 8:51am replied:

Just take the damn compliment.

+2 votes   media: Unimog (Model by Shilka234)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2013, 10:35am says:

Are you sure you haven't blow BF2s limits already?

+2 votes   media: Unimog (Model by Shilka234)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2013, 12:18am replied:

I never found the minigun to be OP; it's hard getting a good strafing run with rockets effectively alone!

+2 votes   media: Mosquito ulralight helicopter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2013, 7:35am says:

I think you should have been part of Infinity Ward from day 1!

+6 votes   media: CoD2 MG34 drum progress
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 23 2013, 11:31am says:

Hooray!
Now I don't have to accidentally kill my teammates in vehicles just to make sure they aren't the enemy!
Just one thing, think you could retexture the gunner's helmet in the Viper, to a more realistic military style?

+2 votes   media: New Hud ground target markers for AH
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2013, 10:26pm says:

Better than any vanilla CoD4 weapon model, I think.

+1 vote   media: SAIGA-12
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2013, 7:54am says:

Desert camo in an arctic environment?
Seems legit.

+1 vote   media: M163 and SU39 (Iceland)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2013, 11:39am says:

Camera needs to be fixed to the tail of the jet.

+2 votes   media: Jet vs Jet
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 3 2013, 2:33am says:

This was done pixel by pixel?!

+1 vote   media: New textures for Russian soldier
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 26 2013, 7:08pm replied:

Perhaps scratch marks too.

+4 votes   media: New G36c
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 26 2013, 7:06pm replied:

And APCs
And Tanks
And Jets
And Helicopters
And Jeeps

+4 votes   media: HD RPK74
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2013, 3:51am says:

I don't believe I've seen this map before.

+1 vote   media: BF2 modding of the day: MG36
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2013, 3:45am replied:

DICE: "F*ck logic"

+1 vote   media: Sabalan pipeline - best looking BF3 map so far
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 21 2013, 7:16pm replied:

The religion is leaning more towards Islam, yes, but it has been influenced by all the other religions as it went from the Middle East, through India, down south east Asia, and into Indonesia.

+1 vote   mod: Rise of the Fallen [NOW PART OF WW3:GF]
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 20 2013, 8:30pm says:

Why Indonesia?
Sorry, but they wouldn't have the money nor the manpower to go to full on war, even in 2022 as far as I can tell. Besides, they are not that fanatical on Islam, though officially listed as a Muslim country. Islam there isn't like the more extreme kind in the Middle East. It is Islamic cross Hindu, cross Buddhism, cross Animism. So Islam there is a fruit salad of ideologies.
Furthermore, how in the hell would they get support from the rest of the HIC if they are way out in the South Pacific, right next to Australia?

0 votes   mod: Rise of the Fallen [NOW PART OF WW3:GF]
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2013, 10:55pm replied:

Excuse my noobiness.
What is a splashmark?

+2 votes   media: ACU and combat gloves
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2013, 5:13am says:

You made the hud, or got it from BFSP forums?
I like it either way.

+2 votes   media: AK-12 Animations
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 16 2013, 3:51am replied:

If I knew how, I could go on BF3 and record tank reloading.
Or would that be plagerism, to add content from the sequel into a mod?

+1 vote   media: Global Storm v0.4.5 WiP sounds
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 14 2013, 4:12am says:

The ground and sky are always dark and red-ish. Is there still the green pastures used by vanilla Warband?

+1 vote   media: The Highelves
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2012, 5:57pm says:

I wonder if the speed dial goes up and down according to the speed.

+2 votes   media: some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 21 2012, 7:18pm replied:

GAH! Why can't I erase comments...

+1 vote   media: Just Wallpaper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 21 2012, 9:08am says:

Intimidating?
By the view here, the rocket launcher looks a little OP!

+1 vote   media: Just Wallpaper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 18 2012, 12:04am says:

Is it me or does gameplay look a lot more fierce?
One thing, is it possible for there to be dirt effects on the gas mask visor?

+2 votes   media: Global Storm Special Forces Edition
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 3 2012, 8:53am says:

Fortifications :D
Will the AI be smart enough to use the walls for cover?

+2 votes   mod: CONQUEST - The Struggle for World Domination
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2012, 1:56am replied:

Yeah... too much speed; it should be a wreck.

+1 vote   media: errrr
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 23 2012, 10:11am says:

Happy 100th birthday comrade!

+2 votes   member: ziba128
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2012, 11:55am says:

Can you deploy it with the little stands?

+1 vote   download: BAR M1918A2 collection [TRY-OUT]
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 4 2014, 5:39pm replied:

"Party hardest!"
"But... vodka, I can't dance."
"Trust me bro, now you can."

+5 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 2 2014, 9:49am replied:

Dude, just because I ride a kangaroo to school and beat off a couple of land-sharks doesn't mean I can not and will not listen.

+6 votes   media: All political n shit
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 1 2014, 7:53pm replied:

I think we still need a serious post every now and then.
I mean, come on, you're scrolling through these serious posts, and then all of a sudden you get a funny one, and you're like "YEAH, FUNNINESS B*TCH!"

+4 votes   media: SIEG HEIL WHITE NIGGAS!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 1 2014, 7:49pm replied:

You mean you only knew about that JUST NOW? Dude, I have survived hundreds of those. My kangaroo always managed to hop me out of there in time though, before I suffered any third degree burns.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 1 2014, 7:45pm replied:

I hear the EU is the new Reichtangle, but I still do not fully understand.

+5 votes   media: All political n shit
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 30 2014, 10:04am says:

How do you do the eyes? Hollow the socket out and then add a sphere object?

+1 vote   media: update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 11:40pm says:

Don't call it "Fighting for the Wrong Side"!
Call it "They Will Nazi Us Coming".

+12 votes   media: CoD2 German mission select menu
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 6:20pm replied:

It does not need to have the same 'communist' ideals (I say that because it never was communist, only totalitarian) to keep the Cold War alive.

+3 votes   media: Putin strikes again
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 6:16pm replied:

Of course it will last.
Germany had its fun in 1939-45
Everyone laughs about it now.

+3 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 3:49am replied:

If you are using an ENB, make a version that doesn't have it, or tell us how to remove it for those whose game crashes with an ENB.
I am one of those cases.

+3 votes   download: Battlegrounds: Operation Sandstorm Open Beta v0.1
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 1:51am says:

The countryball comic of Russia taking off the white and blue jumper to reveal it is still the USSR is seeming more true now.

+9 votes   media: Putin strikes again
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 26 2014, 7:54pm replied:

I think it will be medium-sized with a lot of speed, agility, and a very mean attitude.

+3 votes   media: Aftermath - New video coming soon.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 25 2014, 9:06am replied:

I was talking about BF3.

+1 vote   media: RED ORCHESTRA 2 HEROES OF STALINGRAD FREEEEE
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 8:12pm says:

I play it not because I like it, but because it's an okay dude shooter/time waster. It's tedious and repetitive, like CoD, and it focusses on gunplay, not teamplay, like CoD.
I've only ever played BF2 on singleplayer (since I had no idea how to use multiplayer when the game came out in 2005), and I still say it's better than this CoD ripoff, and its retarded sequel.
No bots was the killing blow for me. BF2 bots are still challenging.
BOTS > MULTIPLAYER.

+1 vote   media: RED ORCHESTRA 2 HEROES OF STALINGRAD FREEEEE
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 11:30am replied:

I like the USSR not for what it was, but what it could have been. IMO, it is perhaps the greatest of all social experiments in the world, that just went horribly wrong.

+4 votes   media: UESR
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 11:28am says:

I see the bulls on the grass, but why aren't the bulls EATING grass?

+8 votes   media: Taurus ingame + grass test
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 4:55am replied:

*You're
Manliness lost.

+1 vote   media: Labradors being Labradors
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 12:23am replied:

Here here.

+2 votes   media: Update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:43am says:

Hate to burst your bubble, but...

Seat belts on an airline are to allow for easier identification of victims in the event of a plane crash. Matching ticket bookings to a seat is easier than matching dental records to a mangled corpse at the end of the isle.

+4 votes   media: Safety first!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:37am replied:

It's not that easy, Sakura. As logical as it sounds, you just can't beat them balls.

+4 votes   media: Women driving
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 9:27pm replied:

Because.
It just is.

+2 votes   media: Some Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 10:25am says:

What map?
Am I able to get it?

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 2 : Armored Kill (BF3 HIMARS)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:51am says:

If the Beta is crashing my game on lowest settings, and the highest settings are exploding my graphics card, you're going to make my laptop into a fricking dirty bomb.

+5 votes   media: Some Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:48am replied:

*Pulls pin*
*Holds*
*Poof*
"NOW U SEE ME NOW U DON'T! I'M A GERMAN MAGICIAN LOL!"

+5 votes   media: CoD2 weapons update (Nebelkerze smoke)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:46am replied:

I don't want to kill this dude. He looks too nice.

+4 votes   media: CoD2 uniforms - German heads
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 14 2014, 12:09am replied:

Speaking of which, where did his "friends" go? The burglar, the pilot-chicken, and whatever that last purple thing was. They just... *swishes hands* ...went away, and no one asked anything about their leaving.
Coincidence?

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2014, 12:34am replied:

Oh. Okay.
..."And human makes a nuclear warhead with which to kill tens of thousands of other humans."

+9 votes   media: Isn't nature grand?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 6:40pm replied:

It's what I think (in approximation due to the limitations of my drawing skills) an Iguanodon looks like.

+2 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 10:42am replied:

As was the intention.

+2 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 12:38am replied:

It's more to do with the lighting in this case: I don't know why but BF2 has never really been perfect with lighting up models that are not part of the terrain.

+2 votes   media: Screenshot
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 11:47pm says:

I find it more of a problem that people's ego (and perhaps their whole lives) revolve solely around their Facebook/Twitter/social media status.
Seriously, you're thinking of committing suicide because of a jerk or jerks posting something mean? You probably have a life outside your screen! Parents! Friends! Hotlines that have actually been set up to prevent suicide! BLOODY HELL!
I know we're supposed to empathise with these people, but... Yeah...

+3 votes   media: 2 Incredible Ways To Eradicate Cyber Bullying
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 9:13am says:

You have a scope, which implies you're going to shoot.
But the tank is aiming at you.
Who is in trouble exactly?

+3 votes   media: Say hello to my little friend
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2014, 8:30pm replied:

Fill them with love.

+6 votes   media: Pokemon troller
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2014, 8:22pm says:

Online multiplayer!
Where the dark, I-don't-give-a-flying-f*ck-about-society side of people is finally revealed.

+4 votes   media: GM - SUCK DIS CAWK
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 7:07pm replied:

Agreed.
It's like Mad Max bandits (or any 1980s Post-Apocalypse survivors for that matter) came together and created their own nation.

+3 votes   media: Intermarium Scythian
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 7:00pm says:

In a country with a population of ~319,309,000 people?
$600,000,000 divided by 319,309,000 = $1.87905759.

I'd say it's more of an education problem right now.

+10 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 6:53pm says:

Wait.
There are 6 letters.
Letters.
My Grandma uses letters.
Gradma.
Grandma was a air traffic controller for the RAF in post-war Germany.
Germany.
Nazis.
Hitler.
Hitler's bodyguard was known as the SS.
Now let's do the maths.
6 - 3 - 2 = 1.
Illuminati has 1 eye.
Could it be?
Let's go deeper.
ABF rhymes with Sabbath
Black Sabbath.
Heavy metal.
Wrecking ball.
Miley Cyrus.
Disappointment.
Star Wars Episode I-III.
Rise of the evil Galactic Empire.
Illuminati is an evil galactic empire.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

+11 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 3:32am says:

Jokes on you, I don't have black friends!
Wait...
Holy sh*t I'm a racist!

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 5 2014, 9:29pm replied:

Polandball.
Kills murderous dragons.
Still has to clean the Jarls' toilets.

+9 votes   media: Polandball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 1 2014, 11:50pm replied:

Frightening.

+8 votes   media: CoD2 King Tiger in Newvillers testing
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 30 2014, 7:53pm says:

I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem like it's going to go anywhere.

But that's what she said.

+6 votes   media: ....
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2014, 7:44pm says:

And this is original content?
Nice.
Just out of curiosity, what program(s) did you use?

+1 vote   media: Soldier models work in progress
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2014, 7:43pm says:

Praise the Lambeosaurus!

+5 votes   media: Do not resist
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 26 2014, 4:23am replied:

Butt Y? P1zza fillz dee bawks. Iz good.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2014, 9:06am replied:

Half Life 3 is the third in a series of games.
A triangle has three sides and three points.
There is an 'I' in Half Life.
There is an eye in Illuminati.
Which means...
GABE WANTS YOUR MONEY TO FUND ILLUMINATI!
STOP THE GABE!
SEAL YOUR WALLETS!
HIDE YOUR KIDS AND WIFE!
NOWHERE IS SAFE!

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2014, 9:01am says:

Australia cannot into attendings.
Is of not enough relevance.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2014, 3:53am replied:

Illuminati confirmed.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2014, 6:06am replied:

I think this is called Spam.

+15 votes   media: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2014, 6:05am says:

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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+12 votes   media: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2014, 5:59am says:

And for today's forecast: 46 degrees (I assume Fahrenheit) with skies clearing to reveal the bright warm NOPE once more.

+7 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 15 2014, 9:05pm replied:

Infinity Ward would like to know why you're still working on the same product for so long now.
Wait...

+6 votes   media: CoD2 PPSh 35round mag
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2014, 5:50am says:

Smoo-oo-oo-ooooth.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 13 2014, 4:56pm replied:

DOWNVOTERS!
QUICK! TAKE MY LIKE AND JOIN ARMS!
LET US BE BROTHERS (and sisters) IN THIS WAR!

+2 votes   media: Shraq Kart Double Slam: Golf of Duty V
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 13 2014, 4:48am says:

I told you it was coming soon.

+11 votes   media: Shraq Kart Double Slam: Golf of Duty V
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 8:31am says:

Favourite ModDB moment.

+5 votes   media: Some images of mine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 8:31am says:

An image I posted a while back on the Humour, Satire, Parody group.
It is of a BF2 bot from Final War hanging himself in shame of being a product of a company that is now forsaking the franchise by becoming more... CoD-like. I shudder at the phrase.
Glorified Cops and Robbers, anyone?

+2 votes   media: Some images of mine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 8:29am says:

Influenced by the Honest Trailers by Screen Junkies on Youtube.

+4 votes   media: Some images of mine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 8:28am says:

Me, Battlebro19, Cod_Fish, and Metalfan321 played a game once. Results are SO close. Favourite CoD moment.

+2 votes   media: Some images of mine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 9 2014, 7:54am replied:

Does not my avatar already say that?
Well... I am an amateur author, as I think I've said before... so... I have that going for me, which is nice. It's about a robot dinosaur with emotions and so far is 201 pages long, and the end is in sight. All you really ned to know: it is set in 2118, it has robots, a dinosaur, and more than a few jokes about our current society. Oh, and guns.

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 8 2014, 8:29pm says:

But it only lasts a day... so...

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 8 2014, 8:28pm says:

For me...
What it looks like: plugging in a power adapter cord
What it feels like: plugging in a power adapter cord

+8 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 5:50pm replied:

Depends how deep it goes.


The joke, of course - how deep the JOKE goes.

+5 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:44am says:

Yeah?
Well YOUR mother's so fat that it's really starting to concern me; I think she should see a doctor for her eating disorder.

-3 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:38am replied:

*Pulls out M1014 shotgun*
Get the hell away! I'm sharing those rolls with him. The possum is unafraid of me, thus it is a bro. Bros don't let bros be cooked, bro.

+5 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:35am says:

Took me a bit.

+5 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:34am says:

FALSE!
It's for your dad.

Too far?

+6 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:29am replied:

#JustThailandThings

+5 votes   media: Awesome!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2014, 5:29am replied:

'Tis a past I am not proud of. Need a few more drinks to put my mind at rest...

+2 votes   media: iz of late halloween
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2014, 5:27am replied:

I think he violated the lowest point of the dress code.
If you catch my meaning, heh heh.

+3 votes   media: iz of late halloween
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2014, 4:34am replied:

Just a quick question: when modelling the tank, do I need to do the treads, tracks, and wheels, or do you guys import a preset into the model I send to you?

+1 vote   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2014, 11:10am replied:

My Skecthup skills have improved to the point where I can make BF2-quality vehicles (not interiors). I can make vehicles and export them as .dae files (which are basically .obj) and send them to you guys if you want.

+2 votes   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2014, 5:45am replied:

I'm a (somewhat) dev and even I'm surprised - it was a topic that just slowly became less and less talked about.

+3 votes   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2014, 12:00pm replied:

No:
Fc07.deviantart.net
Rocket is made too.

+1 vote   media: Re-reworked
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2014, 5:25am says:

For your Captain, head to the Description.
*Flies away*

+1 vote   media: The Fire Rises
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2014, 4:49am replied:

I was afraid I'd be downvoted if I spelled it wrong. Never have I been so right.
Such is my fate as MasterofMetal.

+1 vote   media: Shakin' 2: Generation Boogaloo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 20 2014, 6:52pm says:

Starring:
Jon Luke "DJ Boogie" Picard
Smooth Shaker
and Co-starring:
Feline Fren-Z

+4 votes   media: Shakin' 2: Generation Boogaloo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:58am replied:

Now go, save your people. They need you.

+5 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:52am says:

I held on to an electric fence once when I was younger, probably 11 or so, so I could look at some cows while my mum and dad were wine-tasting (no, my family's not rich, it was just mum and dad's time to enjoy themselves during our family holiday) since there was nothing for me to do. As I had no idea the fence was electrified, I leant over and pondered life like the little derp I was.
It felt like a large rock hit me in the back of the neck and I was knocked to the ground. It didn't hurt, its just... felt like something hit me hard.

Also, girl in the centre there. Just saying. Pretty rare to find a tomboy.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 15 2014, 7:01am replied:

*Thalmor spy spots you*
YOU THERE!
*Gallops forth*
Watch your tongue.
In time, MY tongue will wiggle-waggle directly into your Emperor's a$$.
*Gallops away*

+2 votes   media: XKCD: Lightsaber
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 14 2014, 6:38pm replied:

The Emperor is nothing but a PUPPET of the THALMOR.

+5 votes   media: XKCD: Lightsaber
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 10:33pm says:

So the Chinese will also be in the mod?

+1 vote   media: Russian MRAP vehicle VPK-3924 "Medved"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 9:14pm replied:

That war must have been how the US troops felt during the Battle of the Bulge but more than ten times worse.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 10 2014, 4:15am replied:

Fifty thousand people used to live here... now it's a ghost town.
(CoD fans will know)

+5 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2014, 7:56pm says:

Table for one, please.

+5 votes   media: Cretaecious cafe,work in progress.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2014, 8:23pm says:

Gaming brings together all the FPS players who ever had a sexual relationship with your mother.

+24 votes   media: Diversity
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 5 2014, 9:12pm says:

Never has Destruction looked so beautiful

+3 votes   media: New Lighting for Mass Destruction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2014, 11:28pm replied:

Silence, conscript, else I shall report you to the Commissar.

+2 votes   media: ...on voting...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2014, 11:23pm says:

When there's only one slice of pizza left...

+13 votes   media: I see your .gif and I raise you one
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2014, 8:57am replied:

Take my like, Admiral, for being here when the Captain was not.

+10 votes   media: ...on voting...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2014, 8:00pm says:

Was the SW1917 used by the Rangers in the 1940s?

+2 votes   media: CoD2 Duhoc defend mission changes
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2014, 9:52pm says:

The quality of an AAA game, but made by one person.

+5 votes   media: JP:Aftermath Update 5
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2014, 4:19am replied:

And the fact it moves faster.

+4 votes   media: Panzer T-34 747(r)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 23 2014, 4:25am replied:

They of havings the stronker tanks?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 23 2014, 4:17am replied:

Truth level: [insert level of truth here]

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 18 2014, 6:41pm says:

Can you do beer too?
It isn't a tropical resort unless you have a Bintang there too.

+2 votes   media: The beach
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2014, 4:34am says:

Oh, I was expecting a dog. Or maybe I was thinking of a Shetland.

+4 votes   media: Sheffield
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 6:18pm replied:

Won't be saying that when there's a velociraptor in there with you.

+2 votes   media: Bunker dressing
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 6:17pm replied:

Reel models?
REEL models?
Yeah, I guess he could make fishing rods if he wanted.

+5 votes   media: Morrison Formation concept art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 4:55am says:

Why is Kazakstan not liked? I am but a humble Australian whose country does not care for the affairs of the big bad outside world except where America and Britain are involved.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 4:53am replied:

The Vlad Knight rises!

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 4:47am replied:

Fast and Furious: Spicy Takeout's Revenge

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2014, 5:54am says:

Altay?

+2 votes   media: 30th August Victory Day Exhibition
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2014, 5:52am says:

An EOD bot?
Why not MAARS?!

+2 votes   media: 30th August Victory Day Exhibition
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2014, 6:58pm replied:

Because, comrade, if he spot you being disloyal to Motherland he whip out pistol, and names no matter when guns involved.

+5 votes   media: CoD2 Russian officers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2014, 5:50am replied:

'TIS BLASPHEMOUS, I SAY!

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 10:03pm replied:

Captain here.
He's the EA guy for hype, talking about new games and how they're different from one another and innovative. Unfortunately, everything he says is bullsh*t.

+2 votes   media: Innovation
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 5:39am replied:

Emiliomau was probably referring to the model quality and textures.

+2 votes   media: БМ-21 Град
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 4:40am replied:

You can be *****... but it doesn't work too well. For the enemy, that is. Your call.

+3 votes   media: eat it
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 3:40am says:

OH NO! AIR VIKINGS!

+3 votes   media: Some Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 3:39am replied:

Perhaps the most realistic lighting I've seen in a BF2 mod.

+4 votes   media: New Lighting for Mass Destruction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 4 2014, 6:57pm replied:

When can there be a download with all the progress made so far?

+9 votes   media: CoD2 German halftrack with MG34
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 4 2014, 9:52am replied:

No explanation.
I can only hope (please know I mean this in the best way possible) it was a quick death with little or no pain. But it is not others' to know what any of us become involved in when not on ModDB - any of us could be doing something terribly wrong or terribly right. Who knows?
Then again, he could have been just a victim of an act of random violence.
No one can say.
And even if he was doing bad, it is still a death, and that cannot be ignored. Whatever race, creed, nationality, beliefs - whatever - a death is a death and nothing can change that.
From Australia, and a person who barely knew him, I send my condolences to his family, lest they come to this website for any reason.
Isaac Cuevas.

+6 votes   media: R.I.P, Muntaqim
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 2 2014, 10:25am replied:

It is resting on their faith in the monarchy.
The more you know.

+11 votes   media: five o'clock
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 30 2014, 6:37am says:

Is anyone else through with humanity?

+9 votes   media: In response to Russia invading Ukraine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 28 2014, 12:58pm says:

Wait, we can choose to go in FISTS ONLY?
Yeah boy! I'm going to punch my enemies to death!
(Joke on account of camera perspective not having weapon)

+7 votes   media: Alpha Project Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 21 2014, 10:55am replied:

Was there something wrong with the previous version?

+1 vote   media: T.rex new sculpt
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 20 2014, 7:46am says:

What is it?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2014, 6:09pm replied:

And I be too young...

+3 votes   media: Always remember that...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2014, 6:06pm replied: +3 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2014, 6:05pm says:

I guess CadianConscript will be safe from Demeantors then since he cannot into optimism.

+7 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2014, 6:02pm replied:

And only an idiot would choose her over your friends?

+4 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 16 2014, 7:06am says:

Aww, but that means I can't shoot them so easily!

+8 votes   media: CoD2 fat Germans appearance reduced
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 13 2014, 8:00am replied:

SHRAPNEL EMPIRE
Y U NO UNDERSTAND MEMES?!

+2 votes   media: If Daryl dead in season V
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 11 2014, 6:45am says:

Correction: *.Bore dump =(

+8 votes   media: *.GIF dump =)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 10 2014, 6:15pm says:

Is there any truth in this?

+2 votes   media: laugh ye peasants
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 8 2014, 4:22am replied:

Bro, do you even optimist?

+7 votes   media: party hard
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 4 2014, 8:49am replied:

*Goes for hi-five*
*Realises it is but a screen*
*Feels sad I cannot give thanks to a bro who knows his stuff*

+3 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 4 2014, 8:47am replied:

Bcuz em illitrat I undrstud ur sentens.

+2 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 3 2014, 10:06am replied:

Or rather, it play mercilessly with you and or your corpse.

+2 votes   media: Raptor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:28pm replied:

I'm not a S.T.A.L.K.E.R modder. You know that. I can't mod anything.

+1 vote   media: Sketchup skills have improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:26pm replied:

Here I can export then as .dae files and those are basically .obj files, so it's all good.
I think...

+2 votes   media: Sketchup skills have improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:11pm replied:

...Who needs enemies?

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:03pm says:

So you're saying that Germany's marvel of strength will, in the early days, dominate mass production products but will eventually be overrun by the sheer numbers?
Hasn't that already happened?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:00pm says:

It would be funnier if Belarus was Ukraine.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 8:58pm replied:

And he had a good reason for his actions too, not just "I'm going to make Beiber my b*tch... oh wait".

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 8:54pm says:

Can the models be added to the vanilla mod?

+2 votes   download: Vacant CQB map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 1 2014, 8:41am says:

Blender is an animator as well?
Damn, it seems my schools has gone overboard in that case. They purchased the Autodesk Designer Suite which includes Motionbuilder, Softimage, Mudbox, Maya, and others.
Currently I'm doing an animated short, and it involves dinosaurs. That's why I've been bugging you.
Apologies.

+1 vote   media: Some of the dinosaur species present in PK!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 30 2014, 8:22am says:

Impressive.
Animated in what program?

+1 vote   media: PK Tyrannosaurus animations Preview
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2014, 8:53am replied:

It's funny because it's sad.

0 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2014, 8:33pm says:

Remove immigrant?

+9 votes   media: Europe 2014
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2014, 6:29am replied:

As a foreigner this is funny as hell

+10 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2014, 6:27am replied:

Try being Australia in the last World Cup. There were so many foul calls by the referees in our games that we were kicked out before we had our third/fourth match.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2014, 6:22am replied:

It's even worse when I don't understand the political references either.
And the final insult is that there's no Captain to explain things.

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 24 2014, 6:23pm says:

Because if you do it at least three times, it's called science.

+11 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 23 2014, 7:45am replied:

Leaellynasaura too! But that's just a request. You don't need too.

+1 vote   media: New species revealed
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 21 2014, 5:11am replied:

I guess, then, I am a woman.

+2 votes   media: Trollin'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 20 2014, 8:20pm says:

Sharing is caring.

+4 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 18 2014, 2:56am says:

Damn, Sweden. First you tempt me with your education and advanced social standards, and now THIS!

+2 votes   media: Some old pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2014, 8:09am replied:

You did not pay attention to the WC, did you?

+3 votes   media: The world cup in a nutshell
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2014, 8:08am replied:

Jokes, guys, jokes.
I do not see why people hate him so much (if you use this image as your whole basis).

+8 votes   media: The idol of Gay Pride
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2014, 7:24am says:

I don't see why people hate him so much.

+6 votes   media: The idol of Gay Pride
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2014, 7:18am replied:

*In reference to Hitler gif*
This password is not the one that causes my oven to go to the 'supernova' setting, is it?

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 14 2014, 8:34pm says:

BF2 + ENB = Better than BF4

+1 vote   media: ENB EXAMPLE (PR) #10
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 13 2014, 8:53pm replied:

Is not enough.
Need lands.
Need stronker ekonomy
Need...
Fourth Reich.

+7 votes   media: He german alway pay is debt !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 13 2014, 3:26am says:

T-T-T-TRIPPLE KILL!

+4 votes   media: CoD2 Destroyed PaK43
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2014, 11:10am replied:

Do a Suarez on the least likeable character amongst ourselves.
(Louis Suarez is a soccer-playing cannibal)

+1 vote   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 10 2014, 10:59am replied:

Wich aparntly nmbr in da millons!

+3 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 9 2014, 12:29pm says:

This isn't humour. This is the cold, hard truth.
SCREW YOU, PERSON WHO POSTED THIS, I CAME HERE TO ESCAPE REALITY AND THEN YOU SLAP ME IN THE FACE WITH IT.

+1 vote   media: More Humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 12:45pm says:

YOU AIN'T HEARD?! IT'S
BEING A BO$$

+5 votes   media: What is your meaning in life?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2014, 1:57am says:

I like.

+1 vote   media: Concept Art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 9:00pm replied:

Rewriting Chapter 7, the one where the reader meets Moses, but I am starting Chapter 12 in the meantime. You will, I repeat, WILL, be a major character.

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 10:37am replied:

God Emperor! Do you doubt the fait of your mighty Space Marines?!
I smell an Inquisition brewing...

+1 vote   media: Daily Art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 10:17am replied:

So now there are plans for even more countries than there needs to be?
Damn.
P.S: You are featured in my revised story. Moses Turgut Sofuoğlu, born 2071. Former member of the Jandarma Özel Harekat Komutanlığı turned private security after being discharged from service in 2115 for reasons undisclosed. You acted in counter-terrorism with JOH against the PKK (I am assuming in this universe that Turkey stays unified but the PKK is a constant threat) and so turned to private security because that was the only life you had known for 26 years.
Yes I am going to extreme lengths to explain everything in this story.

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 8:51pm replied:

Any chance of this fight with the PKK concluding?

+1 vote   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 7:38am replied:

But is he not trying to keep civilians under control in the riots in Istanbul? I mean, two fronts may be too much.
But then again, this is new news for me. Even ABC 24 (the news channel that has the greatest range from around the world) has apparently missed this. It should not be my right to comment on this situation you find your country in. Hope the conflict is resolved soon...
Sigh.
Bloody hell, why is the Middle East always in conflict, Turkish007? There can't just be one day, ONE day, where someone hasn't done something to someone else because of a belief.

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2014, 6:19pm says:

Step 1: Have hands. Otherwise how in the hell are you going to pick them up?

+3 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2014, 8:08pm replied:

They don't.
They confuse Austria with Australia.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2014, 8:03pm replied:

No. I have never been molested by necromorphs, I am proud to say.

+4 votes   media: NecroMurph have enough of your sh.t
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 24 2014, 5:12am replied:

But no Poland

+3 votes   media: Smile.(No Country Balls)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2014, 9:11pm says:

It is the damn sexiest concept for a tank I have ever seen. Search it: PL-01

+8 votes   media: Smile !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 2:00am says:

Poland cannot into World Cup either?

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:56am says:

Worldball be like:
"Don't worry about your parasite problem, Worldball, Asteroidball will be here any decade now. And if he isn't, it seems like Sunball is your last hope."

+3 votes   media: Smile :)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:51am says:

United Kingdom.
Truth, methinks.

+1 vote   media: Smile :)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 15 2014, 6:34pm replied:

And it's not like the government uses the funds they get from taxes to fund the military or whatever (cut taxes not defense)...

+7 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2014, 2:25am replied:

Want another ticket for a Feel Trip on the Feel Train to Feeladelphia located in the Feelippines?
Actually I doubt the rest are this good.
First is usually best.

+1 vote   article: 1 Supersymmetry
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 13 2014, 4:40am says:

I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening.

+1 vote   media: Second set of island pictures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 12 2014, 8:26pm replied:

And no oil.

+8 votes   media: Smile(full stop)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 12 2014, 8:24pm says:

I like Russia.
And I know Putin is turning out to be a bad guy, but i like him too.
Is anyone else's allegiance mixed up?

+3 votes   media: Smile(full stop)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 11 2014, 8:30pm replied:

Why would an Iguanodon and an Allosaurus be in the M.I.S.E.R.Y modification?

+4 votes   media: Supersymmetry
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 7 2014, 12:11am says:

"Hey Putin."
"Da?"
"You want to reenact D-Day?"
"You go prep Alaska while I fetch my Spetsnaz."
"Why Alaska?"
"Because I need some oily lubricant if I'm going to invade your back door."

+22 votes   media: ……
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2014, 11:17pm says:

Okay, I've posted a few images and gifs that I think are funny. Do I get a medal now? Or a cookie?
Or the blood, sweat and tears of my enemies? I will not go lower than that.

+8 votes   media: I swear this is how every sports section should be
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2014, 8:10am replied:

Play nice.

+5 votes   media: GTA IV with the best freaky mod ever
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2014, 3:19am says:

I married a dog because I'm in love with it. Would have preferred a dragon though...

+4 votes   media: In light of the Admiral Skeybar's request...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:13am replied:

Plez, no, not the episode with the dog!

:'(

+2 votes   media: GIF storm inbound!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:08am says:

I just cancel the damn thing.

+1 vote   media: GIF storm.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:04am says:

For when someone says DC comics is better than Marvel.

+3 votes   media: GIF storm.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:00am says:

Stole this one from ME didn't you, PIRATE?
I salute you.

+1 vote   media: GIF storm...it appears to be clearing up.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 7:38am replied:

Multicam
It can be used in any environment so long as you have the right colour palette.

+7 votes   media: New Soldier Camo Textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 1 2014, 8:03pm replied:

Bungie cord strapped to foot I do believe. In which case I hope he is SPARTA-ing off an overhang, otherwise the dude might smack into the building.

+3 votes   media: Smile or die !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 1 2014, 8:00pm replied:

No, Stalin did. Placed his hand in the air and formed a fist: a rock.
WWII was a giant game of Paper Scissors Rock.

+9 votes   media: Laugh or Smile or both.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 1 2014, 10:47am says:

Did you read it?
Is it good?
Did it hit the feels?
If you can answer any of the three questions above, drop a comment, please. I need to know if I am still listened too. Sakura? Turkish? ACE? Magnus? Gordon? Battlebro?

+1 vote   article: 1 Supersymmetry
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 31 2014, 8:01pm says:

This one is best: it has a dinosaur featured in it.

+3 votes   media: Sunset 3#
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 30 2014, 8:39pm replied:

*Nuke silo constructed*
Img4.wikia.nocookie.net
China will grow larger!

+1 vote   media: Idiots Online
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 30 2014, 8:35pm says:

Ah, Tzeench, I praise thy forever changing form, for one year you are 50 years of age and the next you are 51.

+8 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 28 2014, 9:24am replied:

Let me ask you... do you recall seeing a proper military soldier of Iran/Iraq/Turkey/Afghanistan (and many other Middle Eastern countries) or the United States Marine Corps ever dual wielding pistols?
You use a butterfly grip for a pistol, otherwise the recoil for any kind of pistol just goes BALLISTIC.

+6 votes   media: Pistol Update [Mec&US]
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 28 2014, 1:15am replied:

Not so much a bigger gun, just a bigger magazine. Like, a 3 billion bullet cartridge, just to be safe.
Then again you could always tell them that Beiber and 1D are signing autographs so that they all stand in a single-file line, then shoot a single bullet with a railgun to get 23 million headshots.
And actually, I don't mind One Direction.
Because they all have 1 D to share.

+3 votes   media: Laugh.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 27 2014, 3:51am says:

So? Does anyone want to read the stories?

+1 vote   article: Lives of Technicolour: a short story collection
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 26 2014, 8:23pm replied:

Why is something sad on a humour site?

+9 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 25 2014, 9:28pm replied:

Meanwhile, in Fascist Germany... it seems as though the inbreeding caused by lack of genetic diversity has led to some interesting results...

+1 vote   media: CoD2 new head for hooded winter Germans
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 25 2014, 8:38am replied:

To many a male pony however...
Niketalk.com

+3 votes   media: Oh goodness
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 25 2014, 4:49am replied:

Business must be good with the eternal winter.

+1 vote   media: have some more
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 24 2014, 9:11pm replied:

To balance the "superweapon" status, maybe you could add a blurred effect to anything not inside the scope barrel. I mean, take a look at Alpha Project from BF2.
Then again, maybe you want this to be OP on the enemy.

+3 votes   media: CoD2 MP44 - 3D scope
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 23 2014, 8:21pm says:

What needed changing?

+1 vote   media: Visitor centre update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 23 2014, 4:31am says:

Woe be the day we treat serious country-wide crises like something to laugh about.

+3 votes   media: 1st World Problems
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 22 2014, 8:09pm says:

It won't save me from Rexy, will it?

+1 vote   media: Fence updates
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 22 2014, 9:18am replied:

Okay, what did I say to get the downvotes? How can I repay debts?

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 21 2014, 9:16am replied:

I can't wait until they invade us. All of us. The entire world. Simultaneously. Like in MW3. Because then I can finally get that headshot killing spree I always dreamed of with my completely real M40A5.

-1 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 19 2014, 6:03pm says:

Pack behaviour in the future?

+3 votes   media: Jurassic park aftermath -Raptor Update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 16 2014, 7:51pm replied:

When I decided to follow this game, I didn't sign up for an Avatar reboot.
Doesn't look like a proper Na'vi anyway.

+3 votes   media: Update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 16 2014, 3:37am says:

I'm not going to be sheltered when I'm inside it, am I?

+2 votes   media: Shelter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 14 2014, 6:20pm replied:

He's the modern terrorist.
Why use a bomb when you are The Bomb?

+12 votes   media: Upload
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 14 2014, 10:36am says:

Actually, almost all recent game releases can be put into this nutshell too.

+10 votes   media: WarZ in he nutshell
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 6:17pm replied:

OMG IT'S SO PRETTY I'M GOING TO DIE!

+1 vote   media: Raptor AI
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 8:47am replied:

Very.
We both are going to dine in hell.

+9 votes   media: Is of countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 5:01am says:

I think you're putting Call of Duty to shame by doing this.

+7 votes   media: Predator Bow (WiP)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 4:43am replied:

It's like Facebook, except less tardy and more games!

+11 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 10 2014, 9:07pm says:

Aw yiss!
Jurassic Park Genesis is going to be so proud of its distant child!

+1 vote   media: update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 10 2014, 9:50am replied:

I'll wait for walkthroughs.
This is made by Sledgehammer Games instead of Infinity Ward or Treyarch, and it definitely looks different compared to the other CoDs. I'd be willing to give Sledgehammer a shot if the story is good enough.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:38pm replied:

Please do.

+4 votes   media: CoD2 uniforms - German winter heads
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:37pm replied:

Do not forget the JNG-90, which made no sense to be in BF3 at all since neither Russia or the US use Turkish weapons.

+1 vote   media: Random Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:34pm replied:

And guess what.
It has minimal-to-no amount of crashing!

+5 votes   media: Random Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:46pm says:

I call Deja Moo

+2 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:46pm replied:

You mean... like... THIS?
*pinches*

+6 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 17 2014, 8:45pm says:

Dude, don't you get it?
Never, DO NOT EVER, flip the light switch in a dark place, not even to save your friends somewhere else. Velociraptors will teleport to a location right behind you if you do, and you will die if you move.
Amateur.

0 votes   media: Jurassic Park Aftermath - Update 4
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:43am replied:

Sharing is caring, matey.

+4 votes   media: Software - Free Trials
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:41am replied:

Not a rugby player but... amen, sir, amen.
Besides, hardened suits of armour DEAL more injuries than they protect from.

+3 votes   media: Thats how you do sport !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:22am says:

"...My son... you... are... I shall avenge thee. I swear on the blood of my forefathers, my son, that I shall wear the skin of the child that is wearing yours. And vengeance will be ours!"

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:18am replied:

The curse that is sentience, right?

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:22pm says:

I don't have enough water for a burn that has the temperature of the sun.

+6 votes   media: Burn compilation.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 9:23am says:

Seems like a well-polished character too. Nice textures and shading compatibility. Le0z98 had good taste.

+9 votes   media: GROM Assaulter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:26am replied:

...N-n-n-n-n-no b-b-b-b-better...

+5 votes   media: The sky has eyes.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 12 2014, 8:45pm replied:

*Dangerous and violent

I mean to correct you because that's what the crusaders were. Muslims and Christians went hand in hand until that Pope dude said "They're heretics! It's time to liberate the Holy Land!"

...My god, the Papal States was the Middle Ages equivalent of USA!

+8 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 12 2014, 8:37pm replied:

In India.
And Africa.
And China.
And Americas.
With slaves.
And hunting rifles.
And hunting slaves with hunting rifles.
With a cigar in mouth.
And monocle on eye.

+6 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 8:05pm replied:

Commies? What Commies? I only see a kid shaking levitating hands and guns.

+5 votes   media: Meanwhile in Crimea...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 8:02pm says:

Bird did it better.
Putin did it better than bird.

+5 votes   media: triple of funnies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 9 2014, 2:07am says:

"And here at Jurassic Park we can see the Nope Bunker, it controls all the electricity that keep the Nopeosaurs in their pens. Currently we have a pack of Noperaptors occupying the Nope Bunker and are having technical difficulties removing them from the premises."

+4 votes   media: Bunker wip Import
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 8 2014, 6:00pm says:

The bots don't follow my orders, even when I'm squad leader.

+6 votes   media: 2.46 Commorose
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2014, 10:18pm says:

Made in what program?
It's amazing.

+1 vote   media: Bunker wip
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2014, 5:32pm replied:

Dying or laughing?

+8 votes   media: couple of funnies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2014, 5:31pm replied:

Or it could be called a Cubelander...
If there was ever someone who was born to be a Minecrafter, it would be the child of an Icelander and a Cuban.

+3 votes   media: couple of funnies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 6 2014, 6:25am replied:

I mean the vehicle is from BF3, right?

+1 vote   media: New Vehicles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 5 2014, 12:45pm replied:

Do not belong in a humour gtoup

+5 votes   media: Name*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 11:16am says:

You paid for Geocontrol or do you have a demo version?

+3 votes   media: Mountain
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 10:24am says:

BF3, correct?

+1 vote   media: New Vehicles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 4:32am replied:

Better yet.
1.Send all the dipsh*ts to Mars, and by all I mean EVERY LAST ONE
2.Remind the USA that Mars is a RED planet that needs some capitalism
3.Wait for nuclear fireworks in the night sky

+9 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 3 2014, 10:48am says:

All these weapons and still no dinosaurs.
DICE! WHY?

+1 vote   media: BF4 Weapons
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 3 2014, 4:32am replied:

Or guilty, full stop.
After all, we're all terrorists according to the NSA.
*Glares menacingly at laptop camera*

+9 votes   media: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 2 2014, 5:37pm replied:

My experience of Skyrim in a nutshell.
(Me being both Legolas and Aragorn)

+5 votes   media: True Story
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 2 2014, 7:18am replied:

*Veirdest
*Deutchlander
*Mein
*Join ze Reich

-2 votes   media: German Tavern
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 1 2014, 9:24am says:

MEIN BEER! MEIN BEER! VHERE IS MEIN BEER VAITER?! I AM NOT A DEUTSCHLAND SOLDIER IF I DO NOT HAVE MEIN BEER IN MEIN HAND!
Mein beard too. Vhere is das?

+31 votes   media: German Tavern
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 31 2014, 9:03pm replied:

I go for both parties.
They're a great duo of friends.

+4 votes   media: Nither did I.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 31 2014, 5:47am replied:

Oh.
Australia is too sane of a place for my likings.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 30 2014, 10:13pm says:

Holy sweet Jesus. You're telling me I can create an entire continent, not just an island!!!?

+4 votes   media: Europe Map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 29 2014, 9:24pm says:

Always thought this would have been solely an ATGM sight.

+7 votes   media: Realistic 1ПЗ-3 Sight (BMP-2, BMD-2, BMP-3 Sight)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 29 2014, 5:25am replied:

Finally.

+8 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 8:00pm replied:

"And then Jordan Gleeman figured out that he was surrounded. All hope was lost. He reliased he had nothing to lose and decided to go Rambo on them b*tches arses. He emptied his entire clip, tossed several grenades and took a lot of bullets to the chest, but still he stood, tall and proud as he watched an air strike strike in front of him, wiping all them motherf*ckers that was doing him harm. And he laughed."

+5 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 6:29pm says:

THAT'S all Finnish for Dog/breeds of dog?

+2 votes   media: Dog
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 10:04am replied:

It's not a bug.
It's a bot hanging himself in shame because he was coded by the people who are now tarnishing everything the BF franchise stood for up to 2142.

+12 votes   media: War takes its toll on the minds of men
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 6:16am replied:

Well... this generation needs to be taught lessons the past has brought us, and to think before they speak (or post).

+6 votes   media: dark humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 11:25pm replied:

Praise to Nurgle!

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 10:54am replied:

Knowledge.
Only... women now need to have some kind of device for them so they can feel what it's liked to be kicked in the nether-regions as a man.
That s equalism, no?

+4 votes   media: How Men React To Labor Pain
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 5:13am says:

This is the best campaign for any political candidate on the local, state, or federal level I have ever seen!
CLICK THE LINK

+4 votes   media: Putin 2016
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 5:00am replied:

Territorial violation.
If you know what I'm saying.

+11 votes   media: Putin's Babe
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 1:31am says:

Putin has a lot of territory to annex from her...

+19 votes   media: Putin's Babe
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 25 2014, 10:36am replied:

Anyone who likes neat and tidy things would get riled up at that, dude. You don't need OCD for that.

+2 votes   media: Dumping these here.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 5:39pm replied:

You only say that because you have this phobia. You don't want to be the cause of an empty beer glass.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 5:37pm replied:

It needed to be said.
*Cries with proudness*

+5 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 6:18am replied:

Who says they need to be uncovered?
SECRET OIL TRUCK ANTI-TANK MINE!

+2 votes   media: Biggest enemy of the soldier: Mother Nature
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 23 2014, 11:20pm replied:

*The falling tower

+1 vote   media: BF4 Caspian Border 2014
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 23 2014, 8:09pm replied:

And lens falres. Don't forget lens flares.

+3 votes   media: Some screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 23 2014, 6:34pm replied:

Huzzah for the Bosnia and Herzegovinan!

+2 votes   article: Global Storm Mod - Strikes Back
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 22 2014, 5:42am replied:

He's Wally here in Australia too.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 21 2014, 9:42pm replied:

OH! That's why he's always depitced like a rectangle!
Gosh I'm thick.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 21 2014, 4:07am says:

Why not use The Obscure's HD USMC textures from BF2 Addons?

+2 votes   media: MARPAT textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 21 2014, 12:58am replied:

I bow to thee, master.

+1 vote   media: Have some Humor gifs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2014, 11:08am replied:

That was predetermined by the Red Green Blue colour index.
Unless you use LSD or some other *ahem* augmented reality tablets, you'll never see new colours.

+2 votes   media: Have some Humor gifs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2014, 10:46am says:

And just in time too, I was getting bored.

+6 votes   media: funny stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2014, 10:44am says:

They say human imagination is limitless.
I say to them "invent a new colour" and they shut up.
But sure enough, wait a short while, and people all around the world will show you ho limitless human stupidity can be.

+6 votes   media: Have some Humor gifs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 8:45pm replied:

READ MAH STORIES THEN!
I've recently started a series of 9 stories based around dinosaurs (not Jurassic Park). I'm up to story number 5.

+1 vote   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 9:28am replied:

I'm not smart enough to come up with my own stuff you know.

+1 vote   media: Some metro last light moments
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 8:29am replied:

We say we want it to happen, but we really don't want an MW2/3 Makarov situation in real life.

+8 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 8:27am replied:

Hey, HEY! I play both console and PC equally. I have Mount and Blade Warband and Battlefield 2, GTA IV, Dawn of War Dark Crusade and Jurassic Park Operation Genesis, not to mention Empire Total War on my PC. I play them all a lot. Most of the time even.
I fail to see why you guys hate consoles. They have their ups as well as their downs. So what?

+4 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 4:45am replied:

Yep.

+3 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 4:44am replied:

What, don't you like a searingly hot jet engine roast the living daylights out of the ground beneath it as the jet itself launches its 16 Hydra missiles and fires its Vulcan gatling autocannon?

+2 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:11am says:

I swear she's the predecessor to JARVIS.

+11 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:05am says:

I remember something embarrassing I did YEARS ago and it ruins the rest of my day.

+10 votes   media: Story of my life
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:02am says:

I don't like war, but damn I like military stuff.

+14 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:01am says:

Actually I ordered Watch Dogs for Xbox...
So...
Does that exempt me from the liberation?

+3 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:00am says:

Actually the jets evolved from the planes, so the helicopter is the newcomer.
But recently VTOL jets have been discovered raoming the wild, so the helicopter is on the brink of extinction.

+10 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 18 2014, 6:30pm replied:

What yo talkin' 'bout? If dat BMP didn't get outta da way in time, it deserved ta tipped over!

+7 votes   media: Some screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 8:10pm says:

I am going to play this mod when it updates.
Does the AH-1Z and Mi-28 have Anti Aircraft missiles?

+2 votes   media: ТУ95МС
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 7:58pm says:

Not to mention Koko the Gorilla.
And Alex the African Grey.
No...
Never mind...
They're all too sad to go into.

+6 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 7:54pm says:

Who are the three little trolls I see before I see Quebec?

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:59pm replied:

Now drink it, AK151.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 6:27am says:

Such a good game if it weren't for the juvenile approach to the...
A$$ and t!tt!es, a$$ a$$ and t!tt!es
A$$ and t!tt!es, a$$ a$$ and t!tt!es
Because there are two types of girls in the game:
1 Naked
2 About to be

+2 votes   media: Some metro last light moments
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:45am says:

I thought the title implied humour would be served. Never have I been so wrong.

+5 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:44am says:

Amen.

+16 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:44am says:

Why not H? Hydrogen is first and best!

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:43am says:

I am not ashamed to admit I have 3 teddy bears. Daddy bear, mummy bear and baby bear. Toddler toys. I would never part with them. Ever.

+7 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 16 2014, 6:07pm says:

You never know what demons have been released from the warp in the wake of a nuclear war.

+13 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 16 2014, 6:05pm says:

Niko doesn't say that, Roman does, silly cartoonist.

+17 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:23pm replied:

Don't know what you're complaining about, mate. I love it here in Australia with all the Death Adders and bushfires and Kangaroos and Sharks and Spiders.

+11 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:08am says:

Show me a vid plz.
I must judge for myself.

+8 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:05am replied:

It is only logical to practice how to be good at continuing the species.
Live long and fap well.

+8 votes   media: Fap
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 14 2014, 8:10pm replied:

Precisely.

+2 votes   media: Valdez T-90 Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 14 2014, 7:16pm replied:

You must go deeper.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 6:24pm replied:

I write science-faction (science fact with a fictitious plot and setting).

+4 votes   media: more stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 6:14pm says:

I like this update.
This is a NICE update.

+3 votes   media: Global Storm new sounds
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 6:57am replied:

I was just going to say it seemed similar to Daqang Oilfields (I think that's the one). You know, the in-game trailer map.

I like it.

+2 votes   media: Tian Shan Oil Refinery W.I.P.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 4:59am replied:

You did the same for me several weeks ago.
A package with your dispatch's head should be arriving at your doorstep by now.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 4:58am replied:

I would too.
If I had money.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 4:55am replied:

Russia started weeks ago.
Germany, you're getting old.

+10 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 4:55am says:

I thought it was the corset.

+11 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 12 2014, 9:33am replied:

I am still confused over all the hate of EUball.
What is the EU doing to get this much hate? As an Australian, I am not too well informed on the opinions of Mother Britain's European friends.

+8 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 12 2014, 9:28am says:

Why?
FOR THE GLORY OF GERMAN ENGINEERING, THAT IS WHY!

+1 vote   media: BMW
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 11 2014, 12:53pm says:

I see no empty vodka bottles outside.
I call lies.

+21 votes   media: Russian Apartment Building
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 10 2014, 11:22pm replied:

Should I buy the game just for that quote?
I love repeating this from the original:
"And so I says to Hans 'what mine'?"

+1 vote   media: But Mutter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 10 2014, 11:19pm says:

I never knew Huusars were from Indonesia.

+3 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 10:32pm replied:

I guess.
Never had a political dream before.
Oh jeez.
I better get out of here before the group moderators arrive!

+2 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 10:28pm replied:

Your time in solitary has made you vulgar, man.

+6 votes   media: Breaking Barriers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 2:23am replied:

I had a dream just last night. I was standing in the middle of a city full of skyscrapers and video billboards. I was on the corner of an intersection in said street. There was someone behind me whom I was ranting to (I don't know who, or whether they were a boy or girl), and I was ranting how I hated this society. Word for word:
"I hate this society! It's all become buy, sell, sell, buy! We build, we don't survive!"
There was something about Wall Street in there too, but I've never had a dream that has been that forefront with its message.

+2 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 2:16am says:

One of the best moments in Vladmir Putin's career. Not to mention the Internet's career.

+13 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 7 2014, 6:13pm says:

Missing foregrip?

+3 votes   media: Icelandic Soldiers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 7 2014, 3:06am says:

Word
^
Found one!

+9 votes   media: There are no words
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2014, 7:22pm says:

PP-2000
One of my favorite PDWs.

+4 votes   media: Agent 001
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2014, 7:21pm replied:

Bushfires, snakes, kangaroos, emus, snakes, wasps, heat, bushfires, sharks, fish, snakes, coral, Australians, snakes, bushfires. Mate, they're all after us.
Except the magpies. I feed them often and there's not been a single swooping around my school for years.

+3 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2014, 7:16pm replied:

I will give Russia credit for doing that - not causing a single casualty. But I don't know if I can agree with your statement about Nazism or Fascism on the rise in Ukraine. Has there been any confirmation of this?
Being in Australia, I only have a one-way perspective, and I see Russia invading the Ukraine under the guise of protecting its citizens when it is clearly after keeping a foothold in the Crimea region. That is how the news is portraying the situation. I hear the Ukraine is getting a new government in March through a democratic vote. I have heard nothing of Nazism or Fascism.

+2 votes   media: Name*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 5 2014, 7:15pm says:

I swear tanks do not submerge like that.

+2 votes   media: Valdez T-90 Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 5 2014, 7:13pm replied:

*Relfeks
Svir is used for T-72.

+1 vote   media: Operation Road Rage T90 Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 4 2014, 7:11pm says:

I don't see the ATGM launcher in any of the 3rd person shots.
Maybe make it a guided shell like in BF3 instead so you don't have to worry about editing the model.
Also, what faction is the opposing side?

+1 vote   media: Operation Road Rage T90 Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 2 2014, 1:30am says:

Dear Iceland.

Is Indonesia, Iceland, even Switzerland can of seeings the abomination the cartoonist has made.
P.S: Kurwa.
P.P.S.S: Poland stronk!

Sincerely, Poland.

+7 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2014, 8:10pm replied:

Who are the PKK?

+1 vote   article: October 22 1993, Battle of Lice
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2014, 7:08am replied:

"My fellow Americans.
It has come to my attention that Canada has, for the past hundred years, been oppressed by a brutal regime of Moose, preventing the people from eating their own Poutine. These Moose have also been inventing WMDs, the likes of which have never been seen anywhere in the world. Rumour has it that the WMDs use experimental and extremely volatile 'sorry warheads', the effect of these warheads is to make the targeted population feel sorry for not bowing down to Moose supremacy. The Canadians have gone without their Poutine for long enough. It is time for the United States of America to bring back the Democracy to the people of Canada, while looting their oil reserves while we're at it. But let's not focus on the details. Liberty is coming to Canada, and not even the might of God or the Russian Federation will stop it.
God bless the soldiers and our drones, and God bless the United States of America."

+10 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2014, 6:54am says:

Amen...?

+4 votes   media: Praise The Omnissiah!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 27 2014, 4:28am says:

Fair enough, no?

+3 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 27 2014, 4:24am replied:

I've been writing using Microsoft Word with Font Size 12. Each chapter is at least 10 A4 pages in length. The story thus far has reached 246 pages.
Please, tell me what you think after reading. Since I'm so unsure of myself I keep seeking anyone's approval for the things I find pleasing.

+1 vote   article: Chapter 22 - Banana Pancakes
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 24 2014, 3:54am says:

Am I the only one around here who instantly scrolls to the nearest Countryball comic?
Who are the two ones anyway, Italy and Greece?

+8 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2014, 1:18am replied:

Dude, they still have Mylie Cyrus.

+7 votes   media: SmackDown concluded.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2014, 1:16am says:

(Correct me if I am wrong, which I may be)

Pity it wasn't voted into reality.

+1 vote   media: Poor Murica
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 21 2014, 10:18pm replied:

And not tell many people what's burning in the process.
That's the media.

+2 votes   media: What Passes for News These Days
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 17 2014, 12:45am says:

Y countryballs b mad at Putinland?
Y Britainball b happy?
Y Muricaball b callin' dipsh*t on EUball?
Y? Y U DO DIS?

+9 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 15 2014, 1:19am replied:

I don't have a crush and no one has a crush on me.
And I'm okay with that.
I prefer to be alone playing games and writing my story all day.

+6 votes   media: Valentines Day
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 14 2014, 4:36am says:

What happened to "no new additions"?
Not accusing you or anything.
Or maybe I did not interpret your statement correctly.

+3 votes   media: SV-98 & G36C
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 14 2014, 3:21am says:

I really see it as the USA's problem. The USA saw it and dumped it in the cocktail that makes lots of pop-stars stupid and/or crazy (or in this case are they the same thing?). It was not a faulty product, nor was it falsely labelled. It was just a teenage boy who had a relatively good voice and US businessmen said "Bring him in" and its ego went through the roof.
But it's funny as hell to see the cousins squabble.
*Flies away through the roof*

+5 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 13 2014, 4:07am says:

What IS this?
I not of gettings, probably cause is that I of Australia and Australians not of caring what is happens beyond borders unless it concerns America or Britain.

+4 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 12 2014, 4:11am says:

...Canada's seeking world domination? Since when?

+5 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 12 2014, 4:09am replied:

*Slowly starts leaving for fear the insanity is contagious*

+10 votes   media: Sir waffle-jaw
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 11 2014, 7:06pm says:

Audi and Russia orking together to butt-hurt the USA?
Auch, Amrica.
Geddit? Ouch/Auch?

+10 votes   media: Well played, Audi. Well played.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2014, 4:58am says:

Intriguing. What do you call this recipe?

+2 votes   media: An interesting recipie I thought up on Imgur...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2014, 4:54am says:

Some American soldiers in Iraq and find a map in an abandoned bunker.
It turns out to show the location of every terrorist camp in the world, even in Australia.
Problem is...
None of them can read modern measurements.

+15 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2014, 4:49am says:

On a serious note, has there ever been a successful division of territory between two nations? I mean, an island two nations claim sovereignty over, then decide to split 50-50 and lived happily ever after (until WW3 of course)?

+6 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 8:16pm replied:

Maybe the sniper could be the JNG-90. It's a Turkish sniper rifle, thus used in the Middle East. If the MEC stands for Middle East Coalition, then it is logical to assume Turkey is part of the MEC.

+1 vote   media: Sounds like fun...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2014, 12:19am replied:

X-rays, dude.
*To myself* I think I am right, am I?

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 11:01am says:

BF5: Putin v World
Boss battle: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Crocodile Dundee Cyborg
Weapons of choice: Laser Eyes, Nuclear Smile, MIG High-Five
Health Regen: Vodka casket
Abilities: Indefinite God Mode, Super Strength, T90MS-filled-with-bears-as-tank-crew-airdrop, Catch And Throw Back Bullets With Face, Submarine Missile Raping, Death Star of Russia
Special Game Mode: Drunk Communist Zombie Dinosaurs From The Rainbowland Province Of Mars

Yay or Nay?

+15 votes   media: Putin
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 3:26am replied:

I have an idea.
Why don't we find all the countries that are the best in a particular area - Finland at teaching, Portugal at lessening drug addiction, Iceland at financial recovery - and try to copy what they did to get those good markings. In Australia we get pretty good marks in country-wide and world-wide tests, but we aren't really happy about school. I want to know what Finland gets so right and how it can make me enjoy school.

+1 vote   media: What's wrong with US?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2014, 9:13pm replied:

Aimbot, you mean?

+2 votes   media: In ze face!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2014, 9:10pm says:

Send her/him into the Sun.
Wait, not enough, this requires a whole new level of purging.
What is beyond the Sun and Exterminatus?

+9 votes   media: He did WHAT?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2014, 7:12pm replied:

They're a secret? Dude, it appears you haven't heard: their whole tank corps and helmets and other protective equipment is made out of Nokias.
The reason they held off the USSR so well in WWII was because their body armour was made out of prototype Nokia-computers. Get with the programme, man.

+5 votes   media: Finland VS Russia ! Zee EPIC scenario !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2014, 7:06pm says:

Might want to make it ever so slightly more advanced: this is the 1990s after all.
Maybe add ERA or NERA (Explosive Reactive Armour or Non Explosive Reactive Armour).

+3 votes   media: T-44M
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2014, 7:00pm replied:

Almost 12 hours.
This isn't a working model, however - wheels and MG and steering wheel need to be modeled separately so they can move independently.
So only the hull is (fat as it is) complete.

+1 vote   media: LAIT (unpolished and obese version)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2014, 8:49am replied:

By coffee you mean vodka, right?

+3 votes   media: CUP HOLDERZ
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2014, 7:26am replied:

I post images as often as I can, don't I?
And I try to work on my story when I can.
Have you read any of it?

+2 votes   media: BZ-11A Asaaj
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2014, 7:19am replied:

Most.
The game Battlebro and I are creating but will never finish is set in the Warhammer 40k universe, but seperate from the majority of the action, like the Imperium.
Right now I've figured out the factions' vehicles and weapons, and modeled some of them, but the vehicles will be hard.
Battlebro insists we should (I'm skeptical for all the work needed) to map the entire continent on which the game is set. I've mapped it out on paper, but not designed any of the 3 cities, or any major landmarks.
The three cities are Bajalska (built on top of a desert Mesa), Krosis (built around a mountain at the edge of an inlet), and Tukus (built into the highlands at the south of the continent to keep the people relatively warm).
I'm the dude with the story, he and his friends are the technical prowess.

+2 votes   media: BZ-11A Asaaj
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2014, 6:47am replied:

The Internets, my dear Sakura, the Internets.

+2 votes   media: BZ-11A Asaaj
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2014, 11:52pm says:

DCS?

+1 vote   media: T90A_DCS
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2014, 11:51pm says:

Damn, Russia, you good.

+1 vote   media: AK12/AKU12/SVD12/RPK12
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 24 2014, 8:22am replied:

And I love you, random citizen.

+25 votes   media: Old Guard in Winter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 24 2014, 7:38am says:

Let's give these gentlemen greatcoats.
Gentlemen love greatcoats.

+24 votes   media: Old Guard in Winter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 4:02am replied:

IT WHAT?!
When was this announced?

+2 votes   media: GLA Marauder Mk. II
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 3:51am says:

How does one react to this?
Answer me, slaves of the Internet.

+8 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2014, 11:19pm replied:

Not to mention the damned sexiest helicopter around.

+4 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2014, 11:16pm replied:

Only problem is that I could have talked to Smaug for much longer.
Flattery is too obvious and never really works outside cartoons.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 5:05am replied:

What was it Gaz said in Call of Duty 4?
Oh that's right...
"...The sins of our fathers..."

+2 votes   media: My home
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 4:37am says:

Why must it look so different from the original model?

+2 votes   media: BF4 MRAP WIP
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 2:21am says:

Story would be similar in Australia too.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 8:19pm replied:

They could easily be ignored. This is a mod, after all, not a fully fleshed-out game.

+3 votes   media: HK-416 and MP7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 6:36pm replied:

My last video game character was Niko Bellic.
The one before was an engineer from BF3.
The one before that was Captain Martin Walker from Spec Ops The Line.
The one before that was Captain Edward Kenway in Assassin's Creed IV
The one before that was Master Chief in Halo IV.
The one before that was a commander of legions of troops in Dark Crusade.
So yeah, each one is badass, but if I get to choose, I'd go Commander, because I can't die, I only lose, and I can call air strikes on my enemies.

+1 vote   media: Who Are You?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 7:11am replied:

Don't worry, I'll keep your vodka safe.
In my stomach.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 19 2014, 3:21am says:

Tobruk?

+2 votes   media: coming 0.4
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 19 2014, 2:33am replied:

SPIRITS? WHERE? LET ME DRINK MINE VODKA!!!!

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2014, 7:41am says:

Is anybody of gettings this?

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 9:00am replied:

No. That's a fake.
A real Morgan Freeman would never ask for anything in return for narrating your life.

+6 votes   media: Wat?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 8:59am says:

This follows plausible physics that cannot be denied. What are you raging about? The fact you're not this badass?

+9 votes   media: bollywood
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 7:23am replied:

Adrenaline is the word you were looking for.
Keep playing or you'll lose your adrenaline and the pain will come back to you as one huge sledgehammer. Keep playing and you'll delay it and might score some points.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 7:20am replied:

(If I am misreading you, please ignore me)
Guys...
That's New Zealand.
Australia's the one with white stars.

+8 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 7:17am replied:

I like my good big brother as opposed to Mother's rebellious favourite.

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 7:07am says:

You never knew?
Morgan Freeman has exact-duplicate-brothers all around the world so he can be everywhere at once. Just as a Londoner is no further than 2 metres from a rat in London, no human is more than 2 metres away from a Morgan Freeman.
Amen to almighty God, whose name we use in vain all too often.
We praise thee, almighty Morgan Freeman.

+11 votes   media: Wat?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 15 2014, 5:57pm says:

Where from and for what faction?

+5 votes   media: XM25 Airburst Rifle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 15 2014, 5:15am replied:

But wook at that cute wittle face. Can you really say no to...
......................Smother it.

+7 votes   media: Meet My Son
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 15 2014, 4:23am replied:

The majority of Australia views you as 'in our pocket'.
I don't.
This is the majority of Australia talking.
Totally not me.
Most absolutely not me.
Completely, undeniably, definitely not me.

+3 votes   media: Heard Canada had a World Map. Why not Australia?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 15 2014, 2:08am says:

Just replace "Asians" with "Tourists".

+6 votes   media: Heard Canada had a World Map. Why not Australia?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 10:20pm replied:

All their mass murderers are imported.

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:21pm replied:

Only problem is that official rented BF3 servers do not support mods.

+2 votes   media: EA cycle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:15pm replied:

You get the picture.
BF3/4 are MoH rip-offs.

+3 votes   media: EA cycle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:13pm replied:

JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
AND fix that TERRIBLE campaign AI.

+2 votes   media: EA cycle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:08pm replied:

No different from North Korea in that respect, is it?
IN THAT RESPECT, not talking about the government type.

+4 votes   media: The Cold War
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 3:55am replied:

Australian?
All we have is the F88 Austeyr, and those are used EXCLUSIVELY within Australian and New Zealand forces.

+1 vote   media: UoNAN Soldier (Medic)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 7:31pm says:

The hand looks a little broken.

+4 votes   media: Battlefield 2 : Armored Kill (BF3/BF4 M1A2)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 6:28pm replied:

I play it often. Not because I like it, I just find BF3 to be an okay dude shooter and I don't have any other popular games that I can play online. But it is a CoD rip-off, I know.

EA/DICE's reason for not supporting modding was 'it would be just too hard to mod'. WELL THEN MAKE IT EASIER! PUBLISH A MODDING SOFTWARE LIKE BATTLECRAFT FOR BF1942, AND FOR BF2! The real reason for them to do that was so that the community could only buy their $50 mods (DLCs) and make more money.
I prefer games with good singleplayer.
Spec Ops: The Line is a FANTASTIC game, if you're someone like me who cares for a good storyline. It really screws with your mind in the end.

+5 votes   media: EA cycle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 8:32am replied:

Sorry we stole your islands, but... long live The Emperor in the North!

+10 votes   media: Canada
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 8:25am replied:

Maybe in this alternate universe they have dominated thanks to their pet, Greenland?

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 1:05am replied:

And this is why Skyrim is (arguably) better than GTA.

+4 votes   media: Skyrim
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 12:58am replied:

Speed up to warp 9.8!
Helmsman! Re-rout all power to engines!
Photon torpedo ready!
Phasers firing!
Target destroyed! Engage all other nearby targets!

+4 votes   media: Geordi's VISOR
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 12:53am replied:

I don't pay attention to what is 'hip' or 'spiffing', fellow internet explorer.
Is not caring being a hipster?
......At what point will I hear the Inception BWAAAAAAAARRRRB?

+1 vote   media: Moar stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 12:37am says:

WHERE IS THIS FROM?

+2 votes   media: Battlefield 2 : Armored Kill (BMPT Terminator)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:56am says:

This man deserves to be promoted to God status.

+19 votes   media: Consequences
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:55am says:

Germany: Guten Tag, Polen, do you want to play ze annex game?
Poland: N-
Germany: BLITZEN MY KRIEG!

+9 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:43am says:

That's just Canada being good.
Or should I say 'god'?
Or should I say Morgan Freeman?

+4 votes   media: Good Guy Canada
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:39am replied:

Well, did those monks believe in self-defence? Of course not, they let their monasteries be unprotected and kept it that way. In these days, however, you can nuke your enemies and claim it was God's hands that guided those missiles.
FOR THE GLORY OF NON-VIOLENT CHRISTIANITY!

0 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:36am says:

Hold up, why isn't Australia in here? Why isn't Australia shaking hands with Turkey?

+1 vote   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:32am says:

*From Canada to the country on the right*
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT."

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:31am replied:

There is an alternate universe where (our definition of) cruelty is considered (their definition of)kindness.

+5 votes   media: A parallel Universe
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2014, 10:35pm says:

I knew it was possible!
How long until an update to Armoured Kill?

+2 votes   media: BF4 Cougar Mrap 4x4
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2014, 6:48am replied:

Of course it is based of the AUG.

+5 votes   media: "Orca" Adaptive Assault Rifle Mk. 1 (Unusable)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2014, 4:20am replied:

The only thing they will miss.

+2 votes   media: Unda' de' sea'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 6:15pm replied:

Your a mini-Britain, only you've been severed from the Hive Mind for 200 years. We were all bound to take the same path, eventually.
And your our first target.

+1 vote   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 6:13pm replied:

And I want to be Captain Australia, teaming up with Captain New Zealand and Captainness Canada!

+9 votes   media: The Multiverse Theorem.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 6:02am replied:

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
I invite all minor nations to join in on World Liberation Day!
The event will be held on a January in 2119.
We're saving the world from an imminent communist threat that has been plaguing us since before Jehovah and Allah first became playmates. Bring your Freedom and load up your Democracies, farm your lead and shoot da whoop, because we're gonna be delivering Liberty to the world!

+3 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 5:47am replied:

Yes, my variant.
I thought the other (Cadian) variant unnecessarily bulky.
I might have to remodel it later on because the handle is a bit too big, or the barrel is a little thin.

+1 vote   media: Taalisian Forces Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 2:39am says:

That's not an idiot.
That is Philosoraptor reincarnated in the form of a human!

+10 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 2:37am replied:

I feel sort of sorry for the guy/gal, like I must inform him of the right answer...
Pff, screw it. It will remind others that he/she is at the lower end of the gene pool!

+4 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 2:31am says:

New Zealander! NEW ZEALAND!
No one gets do dis Australia's half-brother!
Anyone who does will be some of the first targets in our plan for global domination.

+8 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 8 2014, 2:48am says:

Working on the Taalisian Forces Armoury now.
Since they take a bit less work, I'll do basic colour schemes to them too. I emphasise: BASIC. There would be more detail done through Photoshop with paint fading and such, so don't expect a godsend.

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 8 2014, 2:39am replied:

Who measures?
Just drink!

+9 votes   media: Thank you!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 8 2014, 2:37am says:

God, Jesus, bloody hell!
SINCE WHEN DID FACEBOOK BECOME A F*CKING MOVIE INDUSTRY?!

+2 votes   media: Two Guns Up
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 7 2014, 6:47am replied:

WHO IS NEGATING MY KARMA!?
TELL ME THE LOCATION OF THEIR HOME!
I'll make B*tch kings out of them.

+2 votes   media: Kings
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 7 2014, 6:44am says:

Vod Ka F*ck?!

+10 votes   media: True Love
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 6 2014, 5:43am says:

Dude, you got it wrong.
There's a Lich King in WoW.
There's a Witch King LotR.
Then there's the Bitch King in GoT.
Figure out which one.
Shouldn't be hard.

+5 votes   media: Kings
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 6:15am says:

Unnecessary is the only word I can use to describe this.

+2 votes   article: Menemen Incident, 23 December 1930
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 6:08am replied:

Psh, only pu$$ies wash hands.
Give extra immunity to all others by spreading bacteria and disease.
SPREAD THE LOVE OF NURGLE!

+1 vote   media: A piece of advice
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 4:55am replied:

Black part doesn't need fixing, I think, but yes, good indeed.

+3 votes   media: New Textures for the Swedish Leopard 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 4:54am says:

This would be BF4 (looks wise) if it weren't for that problem with the animation around the wrist. Pity it has to do that.

+7 votes   media: New Textures for the Swedish Soldiers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 2 2014, 10:15pm replied:

*Remembers the movie Paul*
No.
It's probin' time!

+3 votes   media: Cat
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 7:53am replied:

...Killed...?
...Really? I mean, what he did was bad but... if he didn't kill anyone and he was not armed, he doesn't deserve death. Who knew if he even was in his right mind.

+2 votes   media: Tank
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 7:46am replied:

I'm Sheldon Cooper, Iron Man and Scarlett Johansson.

+1 vote   media: Your Zombie Slaying Team
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 6:02am says:

What is it with the Axis and metal bawxses?

+1 vote   media: Semovente 75/18
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 30 2013, 8:34am replied:

I don't know. I just found it.

+2 votes   media: Rocket launcher... soon...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 22 2013, 8:51pm replied:

If I had the Necron, I'd tape a Nicholas Cage face to its staring face, that way I'm always protected.

+1 vote   media: Pick A Best Friend
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 22 2013, 8:35pm says:

New M9 or new enemies?
Or the EMR in your teammate's hands?

+1 vote   media: LAV done
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 20 2013, 8:55pm replied:

Where do I say that?

+1 vote   article: Chapter 21 - Damocles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 20 2013, 6:57pm replied:

I recall Mexico only being plundered by Spain.

+1 vote   media: Funny stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 20 2013, 6:48pm says:

Spain, France, and who and who? And why?

+1 vote   media: Funny stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 9:07pm says:

Sure, because you use lightly armoured artillery vehicles in close quarter combat.

+2 votes   media: Karkand
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 8:34pm replied:

You mean the story behind it, or whether it magically disappeared?

+1 vote   article: Chapter 21 - Damocles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 9:48am replied:

Hate to ruin the party, but he was joking.
"Joking".
He is not retiring. He'll just keep singing and spray painting and paying hookers 'till her gets an award for his work.
In the meantime, let us continue to plot his demise. I'm thinking of creating Derp incarnate to pimp-hand his b*tch face then teabag the sh*t out of his tight little arse.

+20 votes   media: Rejoice!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 3:27am says:

DA!
WHEN TANKS RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS, YOU KNOW WHEN MOTHER RUSSIA HAS WON!

+14 votes   media: Sprut
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 18 2013, 8:11am says:

Y U NO GIVE FEEDBACK?!
COMMENT!
ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE!

+2 votes   article: Chapter 21 - Damocles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 18 2013, 7:27am says:

Let the espionage begin.
Let it be bigger than the NSA scandal.
And let the PC master race drink beer and place bets.

+21 votes   media: LELBROSWAGYOLOEPICWINZ
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2013, 9:55pm replied:

DA, THE MOTHERLAND CALLS!

+2 votes   media: is-7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2013, 7:26pm replied:

Need money for a vacation.
Need work for money.

+1 vote   media: This is me...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2013, 5:35am replied:

Fair enough.
Why not take away all the HUD? I like the idea of guessing when you're low on health and ammo, with nothing to tell you if a friend just died, and a map can be called any time when you press 'M'.

+1 vote   media: No hit markers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 14 2013, 8:26pm says:

THIS is PORT VALDEZ?!

IMPOSSIBRU!

+3 votes   media: Updated model and textures for the AK-12
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 5:48am says:

It's not Russia that's the problem. There's simply too much grey and not enough black and white (please think metaphorically).
In other words, there's not enough clear, definite information to stage a foreign intervention, if one is needed.

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 5:40am replied:

How many do I have to kill to make the top of the list?
Oh wait, there's no beating Stalin.
Unless...
Makarov? Where are you?

+3 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 2:50am says:

LET THE TWO-HEADED WINGED BEARS FLY!!!

+5 votes   media: MiG-29 (reskin)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 7:05pm replied:

UNINTENTIONAL PUN!!!!

+13 votes   media: And some depressing stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 7:03pm replied:

No, it's just called being a d*ck consultant.

+12 votes   media: And some depressing stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 7:02pm replied:

This is for Winter Warfare, right? Winter = snow.

+1 vote   media: IS-7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 4:58pm replied:

The provinces of Canada?
Sorry, in Australia we're divided into 6 states and 2 territories.

+2 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 9:06am replied:

Makarov style?
Please!

+1 vote   media: Civil Protection Oil's Well
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:43am says:

Everyone EXCEPT Poland?
SOMALIA?

+7 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:40am says:

The states of Canada?

+2 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:39am replied:

Vodka, anyone?

+6 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:36am says:

But... it's Russia you're after, Mister USA, and consequential global war.
Just like you and Infinity Ward, DICE and loads of other game companies always wanted.
Just like you always wanted.

+6 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:33am replied:

Nukes.
Guns.
Military.
Education.
Prisons.
Muricans.

+4 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2013, 10:58pm replied:

It's like a Sky Burial, but slower and with more panic.

+5 votes   media: Plenty of Fish in the Sea
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2013, 5:22pm says:

It looks SO much better without a HUD.

+2 votes   media: New CZ-805 Desert Fixed & PMC's Desert Uniform
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2013, 10:37pm replied:

Sand Beige is the colour you're describing.

+1 vote   media: New Textures for the AUG A3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2013, 7:13pm says:

Arctic camouflage?

+1 vote   media: IS-7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2013, 4:08am says:

Models are a bit basic though...
Hopefully they will be improved later.

+1 vote   media: FOR THE EMPEROR
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 7 2013, 10:53pm says:

Do my eyes deceive me in making me think these are better textures and lightmaps?

+1 vote   media: Global Storm mod v0.6
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 7 2013, 5:45pm replied:

Oh.
I haven't paid much attention to it because I was too busy installing MASSIVELY AWESOME mods to ARMA 2

+1 vote   media: Speaking of Dino mods for games (read description)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 7 2013, 9:30am replied:

Don't have it.
Practically I just see it as ARMA 2 with better graphics, more units and greater mechanics.

+2 votes   media: Speaking of Dino mods for games (read description)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 6 2013, 12:50am replied:

Seems good enough. The world domination will teach us ALL to be thankful for what we have.
Thankyou Canada, and for the record, I've never made fun of all these 'sorry' jokes, aside from one time. That's it.

+5 votes   media: Canada
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 5 2013, 7:58pm says:

My section is devoted to visualising the main character of my story that is currently 228 pages in length and over 108,000 words.
And thinking about an awesome game I'd make if I had the time, knowledge and motivation.

+5 votes   media: XKCD
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 5 2013, 7:55pm says:

This is less jungle, more tundra-like. But whatever, it's good nonetheless and would probably blend in in-game.

+2 votes   media: BMP-2 New Textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 4 2013, 8:53pm says:

Outdated by a long shot, isn't it?

+3 votes   media: Tokarev TT-33
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 4 2013, 8:09pm says:

No preview of SMAW?
Also, what has changed since V0.5?

+1 vote   media: Global Storm mod v0.6
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 30 2013, 4:47am replied:

*Pepper your Angus.

+10 votes   media: oil
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 30 2013, 2:43am says:

Are there other WWII tank models on the GTA SA sites that can be converted?

+1 vote   media: Maus is ready!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 29 2013, 1:21am says:

You want me to sketch away?

+1 vote   media: Congo Warfare Ideas
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 6:09am says:

GREAT! So NOW Australia's forbidding those with small packages from entering the country? Our border policies are now becoming TOO strict.

+8 votes   media: The small package
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 6:07am says:

She and her BF could have been sexting. He showed her the size she'd have to be dealing with later that night.
(CRINGING FOR INCOMING ARTILLERY ASSAULT OF BACKLASH)

+9 votes   media: The text message
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 5:51am replied:

@exalted40000
Nah, Murica would be the Imperium, because if you ain't Imperium, you a potential enemy, and how do you answer potential enemies? By invading the place, or by nuking it 'till no life exists, or a weird combination of the two.
Notice how one of the Imperium's main foes is the Tau, who are Space Commie Bovines/Fish? Remind you of a certain faction that collapsed in 1991?

+2 votes   media: warhammer-ball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 5:38am replied:

Frankly, please no backlash, I didn't mind watching Twilight. It was an all right movie, but to have that sort of thing carry on for three, no, four movies. No. I never watched anything beyond the first, and that was just me killing time as I was scrolling through random channels on TV.

+2 votes   media: I'm that girl from twilight....
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 5:24am says:

How I feel about the majority of people whose conversations I accidentally overhear.

+8 votes   media: Stop Talking
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 5:06pm replied:

Little temple on the top... Christian Russians...

+9 votes   media: BMP-4 'Kurgan'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 6:40am replied:

So go to North Korea and become Kim Jong Un's successor why don't you?

+2 votes   media: My Political Compass
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 24 2013, 6:42am says:

Sorry, husband, I be claimin' yo life insurance now, bitch!

+2 votes   media: Funny And Clever Wedding Photos
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 23 2013, 6:02am says:

Hokum Glock?

+3 votes   media: Error
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 23 2013, 4:56am says:

The Brainy Bunch much???

+6 votes   media: Teachers Caught Being Awesome
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:37pm says:

...I don't get this sort of backlash. What's C&H on about?

+5 votes   media: Hi.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:36pm replied:

No vietnam war inspired music?

-1 votes   media: Battlefield Africa Menu Music
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 21 2013, 7:57am replied:

Crazy people don't know they're crazy. Russians know they're crazy so therefor they are not crazy. Isn't that crazy?
Or are they so sane that they seen crazy? Crazy, right?

+7 votes   media: Have some stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 21 2013, 7:53am replied:

I don't know what else to say.
Someone make a smart pun or joke, please.

+8 votes   media: Some Extremely Unfortunate Names
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 20 2013, 3:39am replied:

*Sexist comment being inserted*

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LOLZ TEH GIRLZ R JUST AS BAD AT GAMZ AS THAY R @ DRIVING LOLOLOL!!!

+3 votes   media: CoD in real life (well, the older ones anyway)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 18 2013, 7:45am replied:

Internet: Sssshhhhhhh
Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

+4 votes   media: Some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 18 2013, 4:28am replied:

Neither of you answered the question.

+1 vote   media: Astartes Anatomy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 18 2013, 4:07am replied:

I don't. Never had a hard drive crash ever. Fc07.deviantart.net

+7 votes   media: Hard Drive Gone :(
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 5:32pm replied:

...From where...? O_O

+7 votes   media: random spidey
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 5:30pm replied:

Everything in WWII happened due to the power-lust left from WWI, so yes, humans are the reason that most bad things happen.

+5 votes   media: posters
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 5:16pm replied:

FAB-U-LUS NIGHTMARES

+8 votes   media: Some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 4:57am replied:

I was expecting more along the lines of... Static.tumblr.com

+3 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 4:54am replied:

Now you will fear every doge post on the internet, and this will prevent you and many others from liking them.
You're welcome.

+4 votes   media: Hopefully this will STOP THE DOGES
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 10:16am replied:

What I want to see is how they fit into Terminator suits: the arms look too far apart.

+2 votes   media: Astartes Anatomy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 10:11am replied:

Rephrase: I must be smashingly handsome!

+5 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 10:04am replied:

I like this diagram. Much more realistic proportions as opposed to most other depictions.

+3 votes   media: Astartes Anatomy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 7:17am replied:

I can do good models in sketchup if given a lot of time. What I need is proportions.
If I were to model, however, it's best not to ask for anything too... how should I say... curvy. I mean, if you remember the 2008 Beijing Olympics Bird's Nest stadium? That sort of thing is WAY out of my area of expertise.

P.S: I've been working on the AC-V and RS-I for Winter Warfare in Google Sketchup. They just need tracks.

+2 votes   media: Buildings of Nuuk, Greenland
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 3:11am says:

I have glasses and I don't get picked on.
I must be devilishly handsome!

+12 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 15 2013, 4:33am says:

Hitzones?

+1 vote   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 5:02pm replied:

I am not aligned with the Imperium. I am one of the lesser-known colonies of the Imperium that has succeeded from the Imperium. I was simply mocking the Imperium's attitude on many things.

+1 vote   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 11:23am replied:

My ranks?

+3 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:50am replied:

I enjoy your use of puns. If I were where you are, I'd give you a pat on the head.

+5 votes   media: Podracing
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:47am replied:

In Australia, it's not really the price, it's the speed.
I get lucky if I hit 600kb/s on my home's plan of... 25GB a month.
The government is using the funds from our promising Nation Broadband Network (that would change our copper phone/internet wires to fibre-optic) to scrap the Carbon Tax (which was actually a pretty good idea) and build more roads instead of upgrading public transport.
Here, we have the money, but parliament spends it in all the wrong places.

+7 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:42am replied:

REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, biatch. I WILL use a smartwatch to cheat on a test.

+5 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:39am replied:

IT DOES NOT MATTER! IT IS A MUTANT! PURGE THE MUTANT! PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

+17 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:38am replied:

It begins with a "T" and ends in a "roll"

+16 votes   media: C&H
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